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I love the morning after a storm.
Everything smells like air freshener.
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car. My dad says it smells like wet dog.
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Too bad, since you don't even own a dog.
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Gasp!
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Don't even start with me. I slept in, my
dad got to the bathroom before me, and
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I missed the bus.
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And then you fell in a creek?
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No. And then I got splashed by a limo
while someone inside screamed, I love my
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life. I loved my life.
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Today, my new Figarucci shoes arrived, I
had all four bathrooms to myself, and
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Dad says I've got the limo all day.
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Why are you so wet?
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I can't wait to get out and hang out
with my friends. Find out what's new.
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practicing on who.
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And is that rumor true?
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It's a whole new week.
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In the pages of my magazine.
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Darling.
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Sorry, but limo clashing has been in my
family for generations.
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I have to respect tradition.
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I can't believe her.
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I know.
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Just like I can't believe my phone
interview with Kelly Clarkson today.
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George. George, cut the crying.
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You're not always going to be the
sexiest man alive.
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Ciao, babe.
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Guess you're wondering what happened to
good old Mr. Shepard, huh?
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Not me.
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I can tell it's a costume.
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Big shot network executive costume, to
be exact.
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Now, how many of you guys have ever
watched a TV show and said, I can do
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than that?
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This week, we will discuss what goes
into making a good show.
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Simple. Crime fighting and delivery
girls.
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Pizza Patrol.
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Greatest show ever.
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You guys will play producers, you'll
pitch a show, and you'll be graded on
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content and delivery.
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Fifth week victims?
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Rebecca and Amanda.
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Well, I guess we can get started
tonight.
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Fine, but can you change?
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You kind of smell like wet dog.
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Or cheese lasagna. Or Jaxi will get
caught in a meltdown. A cheesy meltdown.
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A package for you guys from the set of
Pizza Patrol, the movie.
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Thank you gift, maybe? Sweet.
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Yeah, I reviewed the theme music. It
rocked. Not as much as the Pizza Patrol
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game I reviewed.
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Aw, struck.
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Is there another box? Where's the other
box? There's got to be another box.
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Sorry, guys. That's it.
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Don't worry so much about a second box.
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I'll let you keep this one.
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I do not want the box. I want the
jacket.
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Sorry, dude. Finders keepers. You didn't
find it. And you didn't keep it.
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Whatever.
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I bet the jacket doesn't even fit me.
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I'm bigger than you.
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You're not that much bigger than me. It
would probably come up to my elbows.
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You're not?
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That much bigger than me. Let's see,
shall we?
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You're right.
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I'm not. My mistake.
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Hey!
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So, Kelly, world tour, then what?
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Acting, new CD, making creeps with a
charming teen reporter?
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Help!
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Hello? Exclusive Kelly Clarkson
interview here?
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No fair.
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Go away. I'm telling... Sorry, Ms.
Clarkson. You were saying?
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Give it to me. I'm a way bigger Pizza
Patrol fan than you are. You wouldn't
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know about the show if it wasn't for me.
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Savages! I am a member of the Pizza
Patrol fan club. See?
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It's in salami stamped.
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To give those cards to everybody. Now
hand over the jacket.
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Excuse me for a moment, Ms. Clarkson.
Ryan Seacrest is trying to conference
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Wait!
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Listen here, Hooligan, put those down.
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This is a once -in -a -lifetime thing,
and you, and you are not going to blow
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it.
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Tick your hiding somewhere else.
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Tick.
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Sorry about that.
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Ryan's a chatty one.
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Oh, you want to wrap up this interview
early.
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Well, I hope it wasn't anything I said.
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Well, thank you.
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Wait, Kelly.
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I said thank you.
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I said thank you.
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Okay, so you're saying we wear the
jacket on a rotating basis, noon to
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every other day?
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Exactly. You get it Monday, Wednesday,
Friday. I get it Tuesday, Thursday,
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weekend. Three each, cool.
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No tradesies.
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Weekend is two days. No fair.
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No tradesies, that's the rule. You said
so yourself.
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Stupid, hard -to -remember two -day
weekend.
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Explain this to me again, but this time
try it without the sobbing.
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Because of no one wilder than their
antics, Kelly cut the interview short.
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Not only did I still have 247 more
questions to go, I didn't get to pitch
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idea for the musical about her life.
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Oh, no.
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It gets worse.
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Because I was so sad about the cult
-abrupt ending, I only managed to thank
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And she said, you're welcome.
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No, not the overly loud sarcastic you're
welcome.
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Yeah, like how your mom says it when you
forget to say thank you.
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Michael, don't worry about it.
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I'm sure Kelly's forgotten all about you
by now. You know, for a friend, you're
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really lacking in that knowing -what -to
-say department.
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O -M -G. She said that?
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You're totally the prettier twin.
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Oh. T -T -Y -L -M -K.
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Can we just get this over with?
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Fine. Here's what I've got.
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Oh, you have notes?
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That's so cute.
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No, I have the pitch.
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It's done. Wow.
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If I didn't want to get out of here and
over to my deep tissue massage, I'd be
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offended. Great, so here goes.
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What do all girls our age have in
common? A desire to get to the point?
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No, a love of slumber parties.
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It's 40 Wakes, the series that covers
snacks, truth or dare games, hostess
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movie choices.
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Nor, I'd rather watch my stepmom eat a
rice cake.
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Fine, you come up with something then.
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Slumber party it is.
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I'm hiding.
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From who? What happened?
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I was at a Kelly Clarkson signing. Of
course you were. In my lucky pants.
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her happy -go -shirt.
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And as I was talking to Ms. Clarkson,
this half -man, half -beast bodyguard is
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all moving along, kid. So I said, listen
here, gorilla.
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Two seconds later, I'm upside down in a
burlap sack.
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Okay, Michael, if people are putting you
in a burlap sack, that's a pretty good
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sign that your story's over.
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It's also a good sign that those weren't
your lucky pants.
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You're not going to let this go, are
you? I've come this far, and I have
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pants.
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Yeah, scoring cool jackets is definitely
a team buzz perk.
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But it's not the only one.
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I also get to grate cheese in the paper
sweater.
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Only if I've made deadlines.
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You fascinate me.
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Rotation time.
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Dude, give me five minutes.
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Dude, give me the jacket.
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Guys, I can't stay. Me and the jacket
are meeting Sam Roberts for sushi.
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Hey, Mr. Jacket.
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Anyone want to hear me sink through my
nose?
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Anyone?
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If you're happy and you know it, clap
your hands.
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Yeah! Uh -huh, Rebecca and Amanda.
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Welcome to Forty Winks, the slumber
party show. Before we get to games or
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movies, let's talk wardrobe.
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Okay, um... I know I'm more comfortable
wearing flannel PJs and hockey socks.
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It's like wearing a warm hug.
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What are you doing?
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Are you looking at hockey socks?
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your friends are asleep, doesn't mean
your sense of style has to be.
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Okay, let's move on to desserts.
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Amanda, would you please pass me the
marshmallows? Sure, Rebecca.
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Here.
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Looks like you're a chip off the old
block.
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Time for some flower power.
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Ladies, you know for the bad puns,
football is at stake. Their friendship?
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No. A genuine leather Pizza Patrol
jacket?
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Girls? Girls?
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Okay.
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Enough.
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It's time for commercial break anyway.
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Considering when I left the place, it
looked like Willy Wonka's worst
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Yesterday was kind of a fiasco, huh?
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I'm really sorry.
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I guess Amanda and I will just have to
take that.
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F. F are for failures.
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Based on who's more telegenic, here's my
solo pitch.
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Now, first thing, we have to go to
Barcelona.
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But the solo pitch, that's not... Wait.
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More telegenic? I'm a busy TV producer.
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If you want to argue, call my assistant.
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Girl.
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You are not getting an F. You're not
going to be working solo, and you're
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definitely not going to Barcelona. Good
call. It is off -season.
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You need to find some common ground,
okay?
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You'll present again tomorrow.
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Present again?
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LOL. And then we'll frolic with unicorns
on snow -covered rainbows.
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Ew. You're serious.
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Better saddle up the old unicorn.
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I know it's her publicist. You're as
busy as Kelly is.
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I'll hold.
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It's gonna be two days.
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I've waited longer than that for people.
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Yeah, I suppose that is pathetic.
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Check it out, gang.
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I bought leather protector.
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You may notice it smells like cinnamon.
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Hey, guy.
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It's 1230. I expected you to pounce on
the jacket half an hour ago.
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It's okay.
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I don't really need it right now. Or
today.
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See ya.
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Dude, if you want to hold my hand, just
ask nicely.
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I'd probably say no, but... Here, I
don't want you begging for extra time
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No, no, no, it's yours. I want you to
enjoy tonight.
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I want you to have it. No, no, you can
have it. I'm fine.
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Take it. You can take it.
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We look really stupid right now, Wilder.
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Start making sense.
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I want to trade.
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Tonight I want to go to Aunt Sophie's.
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Why should I waste a jacket on bingo,
fish sticks, and I'm sick?
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Why, Wilder, your evening sounds
delightful.
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Oh, and no tradies. Just think, while
you're hiding from your aunt, I'll be
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backstage with the bare -naked ladies.
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Don't blame me if the jacket comes back
covered in tartar sauce.
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as long as you don't throw anything at
me.
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Hello? Self -defense?
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You had a look in your eye.
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I had a marshmallow in my eye.
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This shouldn't be so hard. We're not
that different.
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We both get our pedicures once at a
time.
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We both walk before a traveling coach.
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And we both have our aromatherapist on
speed dial.
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Now, get the death cloth off your head,
and let's get back to work.
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Face it. We have nothing in common.
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I don't get pedicures, I've never been
on a plane, and I don't even know what
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aromatherapist is.
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And this is my bobbies, and I think it's
beautiful.
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We share nothing.
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Hey!
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No one will ever guess you cut your own
hair with this look.
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Gee, thanks.
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Voila.
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Wow.
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Me too.
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Cool. You can't make cheap clothes look
good.
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And I've always said I want to do more
charity work.
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It seems we do have something in common.
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No.
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We really don't. But I think we can work
together.
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Let's say we hop in the limo, head back
to my place and brainstorm.
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Okay.
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So, aromatherapy. Is that when they,
like, massage your nose?
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I have so much to teach you.
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00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:13,140
And as I said goodbye to my grandpa for
the last time, he held my hand and told
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me he would always love me.
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Wow, huh?
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00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,000
Were you wearing your jacket?
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00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,160
No. I hadn't met the jacket yet.
254
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,340
Oh. So where is it now?
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00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,920
I'm giving it the night off to let the
leather breathe.
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00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,940
So, B &L, floor seats, backstage passes.
Let's head out.
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00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,500
Man, what? Where did I put those
tickets?
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00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,920
Here.
259
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,900
Entertain yourself with this picture of
the jacket.
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00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Wilder.
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00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,560
That must be some bingo party.
262
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,540
Listen, I feel bad. You had a good idea
before.
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00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,880
Let's trade nights.
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Low down there, Wilder.
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00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,980
Is that if I had a million dollars?
266
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,340
You're at the concert with my ticket?
267
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,200
What do you mean Aunt Sophie's body
surfing?
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00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,040
The woman is full of fish sticks.
269
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,800
Hello?
270
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280
Hello?
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Pretty little jacket.
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00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:29,060
So, how do you feel about bingo?
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Does the jacket play bingo?
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00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,870
No, I'd rather not call back.
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00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,970
Yep, already been called pathetic, thank
you.
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WHB Fashion Television presents Amanda
Pierce and Rebecca Harper.
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Everybody wants to look great without
breaking the bank.
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00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,670
And all it takes is a little creativity.
279
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:02,330
You know when you turn your Baba's old
scarf into a cool belt and then wear it
280
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,330
with your dad's wacky vest?
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00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,440
When you fly coach to Paris, you can buy
more clothes when you get there.
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00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Save many feet.
283
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,520
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show for the frugal fashionista.
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00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:17,940
Now, frugal may mean something different
to every viewer and host, but everyone
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wants to look hot on Not A Lot. This
show tells you how.
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00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Thank goodness.
287
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,620
This has been eating away at me for
days.
288
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,600
After our interview, you said you're
welcome and hung up.
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00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:05,440
Well, I just want you to know that I
said... No.
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00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,960
No!
291
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,720
No! I just recharged you!
292
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,070
Can't believe you put a bare naked lady
sticker on our jacket.
293
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:27,990
I was caught up in the moment.
294
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:29,270
So is Dave Sophie.
295
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:31,530
You should have seen her. She was
airborne.
296
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,310
On purpose.
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00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:37,910
A woman whose last live concert was
Beethoven gets to meet the band?
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00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:39,870
Seems reasonable.
299
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,290
I'm going to get some stuff to clean
this off.
300
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,010
Don't touch it!
301
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,210
I still have 20 hours left.
302
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,280
No, no, no, I'm better than this.
303
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,740
I'd never betray Noah, not for anything.
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00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,319
Nice jacket.
305
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,660
I know, it's awesome.
306
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,500
If you see Noah, tell him I'm sorry, but
it's what the jacket wanted.
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00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,100
He's bigger. He's not bigger!
308
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,360
It's not 12 o 'clock! It is in Bangkok!
309
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,700
Sad,
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00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,680
sad, sad.
311
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,580
This is tearing us apart.
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00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,179
Decide, DJ.
313
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,340
Choose one or the other.
314
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,580
I have a better idea.
315
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,859
Get the jacket.
316
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,860
No, I'm strong.
317
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,600
I'm about to deface star quality leather
because you two boys can't play nice.
318
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,740
And you're gonna let me?
319
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,620
Go ahead, DJ.
320
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,280
At least I'll be half cool.
321
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,240
Which is 50 % cooler than what you are
now.
322
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,140
No! No! This is... No!
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00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:31,780
I was hoping that one of you would be
nice enough to give it to the other.
324
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,660
But now neither of you get it.
325
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,020
DJ's never seen anything as pathetic as
us.
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00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,640
She's about to.
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00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,400
Michael's still in the kitchen singing
Kelly Clarkson songs to a frozen
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00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,720
Boys are so silly. Yeah.
329
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,000
taxi from a wood -burning oven. She's
got Heimlich maneuvers like you've never
330
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
seen.
331
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,700
Thanks, dude.
332
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:17,979
What's this?
333
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:22,160
To Noah Jackson and Wilder. One force
-filled pizza shield from the set of
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00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,580
Patrol. Sick, man. I'll be able to make
grilled cheese from a different room and
335
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:27,940
save the city from evildoers.
336
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,680
I'll open it.
337
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,700
I'll take it. No, it's okay. I'm fine. I
insist.
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00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,940
DJ's a bigger Pizza Patrol fan than we
are.
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