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Hey, J -Mac.

Yeah? Where's my dad?

I don't know where that asshole's at.

Oh, don't call him that.

He's an asshole. He's like shit all the time.

Well, where'd they go?

I have no idea, but I'm about to get a movie for us, alright?

Alright. Oh, they left us a note.

What? They left us a note.

What did the note say?

Hey, honey, we're going out for a movie date. Here's $20. Buy some pizza.

What the hell?

$20? Yeah.

What a fucking cheap ass.

Can't be serious, bro.

Fucking cheap bastard.

Give me $20.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. You're not going to get it.

Come on.

You're not going to get it. I found it first.

It's mine.

I'm not taking it from your dad. It's not. It's mine.

Ours. It's mine.

You're great. Don't worry about it. I'll keep it.

So we're going to get pizza, right?

Fuck no. Oh, come on.

You're fucking crazy. Do this fucking shit, bro.

Every night, bro. This is my favorite, and your mom never cooked, so. Your mom

never cooked.

She's always dealing with your fucking whack -ass dad.

At least they leave us something.

What? Warm this up.

That's a couple days old.

I'm serious.

Maybe your mom should start cooking, then.

Once you start cooking, your dad should get a job.

He got laid off, all right? He'll be working soon. Let's just get a movie.

All right, whatever.

Get a movie.

All right. I'm going to watch a movie. Do you want to get a scary movie or

No, you know I hate scary movies.

Scary movies are the best.

I'll have nightmares.

Bro, what the fuck are you watching?

Come on, it's cute.

How is that cute?

It's adorable and it's funny. Come on.

Give me that shit.

I'm changing it. No, no. I'm changing it. What are you going to put on?

A fucking scary movie. Not just housewives of bullshit.

No. No.

You know how I get with scary movies.

What's going to happen?

Nightmares.

You want a

fresh one?

What you talking about? My dad would beat your ass.

I doubt that.

I thought he'd beat the shit out of your dad probably.

Really? Really. Good luck.

We're not going to watch this shit.

Yeah, we are. No, we're not. I don't want to watch something scary.

Why the fuck not?

Because I will have nightmares.

We've gone over this.

Oh, my God.

Just give me the remote. I'm older than you.

And this is my house, so my TV.

That's a piece of shit.

All right.

All right.

Shit.

Where's your boyfriend anyways?

Shouldn't you be getting fucked by your boyfriend right now or something?

He has a job.

He has a job, huh? Yeah.

I have a job too. Oh, do you?

Yeah. Watching scary movies?

Yeah. With my annoying sister.

That's it.

You want to get spanked? I'm not watching this.

Well, you're watching it now.

No, I'm not.

You're back over there.

We're going to watch it, all right?

How about we decide on a scary movie?

How about a funny scary movie?

A funny scary movie? Yeah, like Scream or something.

Scream?

Those ones are funny.

Garbage.

All right, let me see.

Hold on.

How does this shit work?

I don't know how to work this stupid ass remote.

Got it?

Yeah. Alright.

Alright, I'm getting tired already.

You're getting annoying.

Aww.

This movie sucks.

I'm gonna watch this game. Alright, pick one. Go ahead.

Go for it. You got it.

All right.

Are you going to find one?

I'm working on it, all right?

You want to alt through all of this just to get the remote. You can't even take

a movie. All right, here we go. There it is.

Cool. I'm okay with that.

Cool with that? Mm -hmm.

I hate this part. No, no.

This is why I didn't want to watch a scary movie? No. Watch it. This is where

killed her.

Watch it.

Come on. No. Don't be like that. No.

It's so scary.

He just killed her. It's fake.

Pussy.

I told you I didn't want to watch it. I mean, you can't blame me. It's scary.

Oh, God.

Don't worry about it. I'm so embarrassing.

It's so scary.

You're good.

Look, look, look, look.

No, no, no. Look, look.

No, I'm not looking. No.

Oh.

No, come on. No. Look.

Come on. I hate this part.

Oh, she did.

Oh.

She did.

because her gut's out. Oh, my God. How can you like this shit?

Yeah, it's pretty gruesome.

Oh, look, look, look.

Come on.

Don't be like that. No.

Oh, my God.

She's so nasty.

Look,

look, look, look, look.

Uh -uh. No, no, no. I'm good.

You all right? Stop being such a chicken shit. Come on. Oh, I'm scary.

Don't make me do this.

It's not that bad.

It's pretty bad.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

My gut's all over the floor. Stop. Oh, my gosh. You make it so much worse. Is

that shit on the floor? Oh, my God. Stop.

Oh, God.

You make it so much worse. I cannot watch movies with you.

I'm sorry.

You're a pussy, though. No, I'm not. I had to. No, I'm not.

All right, kiddo.

This is another good part coming up. Watch.

No, stop. Why do you fast forward to all the scariest parts?

Those are the best parts. No.

Mm -mm.

Yes, it is.

No. Mm -mm.

That's the best part.

No. Yeah, it is.

Do you like scary movies?

Oh, God, no.

I hate it.

I'm about to kill that bitch. Why do they always run into the house?

I'm so stupid.

Every movie is always like this. She is dead.

I hate it.

I told you I wasn't going to like it.

You're a pussy. That's how it is.

I know.

Like your dad. You're a pussy like your dad.

Don't say that.

Pussy.

Who called me that?

Who?

We're in a fight today.

I think so.

No, no, no.

It's almost over.

I'm getting them away from me here.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm going to go lay down. I'm getting tired.

All right. I'll see you.

See you.

I can't sleep.

What the fuck? I can't sleep.

What happened?

We watched a scary movie and I can't sleep by myself.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Can I sleep with you? I better be dreaming.

Come on, please. There's a bunch of dolls in the movie and they were really

scary and there's dolls in my room and I can't sleep.

What the fuck are you wearing?

I always sleep in my underwear.

We do too.

Please.

No. Please.

Just go back to your room.

Please, come on. The movie has me really scared.

By all means, what the fuck do you want me to do about it? Just let me sleep

with you. I'm scared.

Please, come on. Please.

No way.

Mom and dad are at a movie. They won't be home. Come on.

Go to your room. Please. Go to sleep.

Look how you're dressed.

Please. Go back to your room. I always sleep like this.

Please. Really?

Yeah, I guess so.

What are

you

doing? Getting warm.

Like that?

I've never seen anybody get warm like that. Really?

Yeah.

And this is going to warm you up? Mm -hmm.

What the fuck?

You have a nice ass.

Come on,

cuddle with me.

What the fuck are you doing? Please, I'm cold.

You can't be serious.

Come on.

Don't you want to cuddle?

Don't you want to cuddle? It's cold.

You sure?

Mm -hmm.

You're not very good at that.

Really? Yeah.

What are you going to do?

Huh?

What are you going to do?

You know, ever since I met you, I've been wanting to do this.

What?

Oh, no.

We

can't

do this.

Yeah, we can.

We can't do this. They'll never find out.

You could get home.

No, they weren't.

You could?

No, they just left.

Alright, you better not fucking think of anybody, okay?

I'm fucking not.

But your dad hates me, right?

Yeah, but I just really want to kiss you right now.

Okay.

You know what else I really want to do? What?

I really want to fuck you good.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Yeah? I mean... I already sent her a

blowjob, you know what I mean?

Mm -hmm.

Then I'll fucking say a word to nobody about you. Okay.

Okay?

No, nobody.

I love it.

I don't see anything.

I like that shit.

Oh.

Fucking good.

It's my dad.

Should I answer it?

Hey,

Daddy.

Uh, no, we're just watching a movie, that's all.

Uh, yeah, scary.

Mm -hmm.

I'll see you when you get home.

Okay, bye.