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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,588 And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings. 2 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,007 Didn't you guys wrap all that up? 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,550 You can just say you don't wanna hang out. 4 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,801 I don't wanna hang out. 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,428 What the hell, who took my kombucha? 6 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,096 I threw that out, it smelled bad. 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,890 Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha. 8 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,308 You 'booch, you lose. 9 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:20,144 Rick, c-can you portal me to school? 10 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,228 - No. - Gimme that. 11 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,147 Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back! 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,233 Honey, did you move the car keys? 13 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,820 Oh, never mind, they were at the bottom. 14 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,448 Well, that is the last time 15 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,076 I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight. 16 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,120 Um... 17 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,290 Okay? 18 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,208 Hey! 19 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,170 What are you-- 20 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:47,964 Hey! 21 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,556 Alright, alright, I yield! 22 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,058 Geez, you're fast. 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,560 Are you... a-a clone of me? 24 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,103 - Did Rick-- - Don't-don't tell Rick. 25 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,398 You want me not talkin'? Then you better start talkin'. 26 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,526 Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch. 27 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,779 I'm not buying you lunch! 28 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,406 What if we call it "Breakfast 2"? 29 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,492 No! 30 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,401 And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here? 31 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,612 Yeah, he hates the mall. 32 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,364 It's kinda why I come here so much. 33 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:59,493 Or maybe me being here is why he hates it. 34 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,370 I've actually been thinking about getting a job 35 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,621 at American Eagle. 36 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,957 Ooh, the Eagle Man. 37 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,291 You gonna eat that? 38 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,086 - Not really. - Thanks. 39 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,088 The road provides. 40 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,967 O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?! 41 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,718 Are you here from the future? 42 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,011 Are you here to kill me? 43 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,180 You think I came from the future to replace a guy 44 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,431 who loves the mall? 45 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:24,143 I'm a... traveler from another dimension. 46 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,727 You stole a portal gun? 47 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,896 What? No, man, that brings the heat. 48 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,732 I more... slip through cracks in the multiverse. 49 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:33,152 Your family's cool, by the way. 50 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,196 My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours. 51 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,866 Well, you don't seem like a serial killer. 52 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,242 And I bet I'd know. 53 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,786 - But you can't stay here. - No sweat, Eagle Man. 54 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,122 Just get me back to your upstairs closet. 55 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,207 'Kay, well, that is a weird location. 56 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:48,417 But just to be clear, 57 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,170 If you do try to kill me and take over my life, 58 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,006 I can scream very loud. 59 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,175 And you never get caught doing this? 60 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,261 Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower. 61 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,804 - Nobody sees us. - Jerry! Get in here! 62 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,014 - Oh, God! - Shit! He saw you! 63 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,473 What's all this shit in the freezer? 64 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,558 - Go! - What? 65 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,852 Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him! 66 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,313 I'll meet you upstairs! 67 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,567 Hey, Rick! 68 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,736 Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry. 69 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,237 There's limited space in there, Jerry. 70 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,822 We all live here together. 71 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,325 Hey! Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you. 72 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,494 You catch that episode of Naked and Alone last night? 73 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,829 Hey, between you and me? 74 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,123 I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss. 75 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,542 Are-are you making conversation with me? 76 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,419 Sorry! Sorry. 77 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,047 I guess I do watch that TV show. 78 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,090 And he does seem excited about the piss. 79 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,717 He does! 80 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,511 Okay. Good. 81 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,263 Don't waste my freezer space. 82 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:47,185 And don't fucking blindside me with small talk! 83 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,353 I think I'm in the clear. 84 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,605 As long as I eat those dumplings. 85 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,732 Are you... smelling my shirts? 86 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,816 What? No. 87 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:56,109 In a few dimensions, 88 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:59,446 Rick gives Beth a spatially-dilated walk-in closet. 89 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:02,074 Beth is always asking for that. 90 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,576 Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood. 91 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,578 And you can't bend reality as often as Rick 92 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,956 without the occasional-- 93 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,915 Bingo. 94 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,084 And-and-and what does that lead to? 95 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,128 Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse 96 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,713 without even leavin' the house. 97 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,798 You wanna see? 98 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,800 Do I want to stick my hand through a wall? 99 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,427 - Uh, not really. - It's just one stop over. 100 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:25,639 C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little. 101 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,685 Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me! 102 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,021 You... You promise you'll get me home? 103 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,148 I promise. 104 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,199 Holy shit, this is insane. 105 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,826 Pretty mind-blowing, huh? 106 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,036 We try to mark safe trails for each other. 107 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:50,081 Upside-down coaster means it's cool. 108 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,208 - Blah blah blah blah! - Blah, blahblah! 109 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,418 Blah blahblah! 110 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,962 In this reality, all words are "blah." 111 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,715 I-I kinda get what they're saying. 112 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,717 - Blah blah blah! - Blah blablah blah! 113 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,637 C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time. 114 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,477 Oh, this is insane, this is insane. 115 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:16,274 Blah! Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah! 116 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,650 Blah? 117 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:22,322 Blah blah! Blah! Blah blah blah! 118 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,158 Oh, holy shit, she saw me! 119 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,328 I know! You did great! 120 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,370 That was crazy! 121 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,414 Okay, where-- where to next? 122 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,250 Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man! 123 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,543 Here, get in. 124 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:37,919 Infinite mirror tunnel. 125 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,464 Man, so weird and specific. 126 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,215 How do you find these things? 127 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,800 That's the thing about being a Jerry. 128 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,636 You got all day to look. 129 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,766 Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this. 130 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,064 It's so cold. 131 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,321 Oh, Jesus. 132 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,865 Here. This way. 133 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,285 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:13,288 Without the trail, this family would just be gone. 135 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,290 But the road remembers. 136 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,627 There's... so many of us. 137 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,504 Here. 138 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,345 You're one of us now, Eagle Man. 139 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,392 Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there. 140 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,353 You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same. 141 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:39,815 Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place? 142 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,651 Not that much, not that much. 143 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:33,994 I would like to hold my little hand 144 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:38,039 And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will... 145 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,167 Jerry! 146 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,587 Man, you see where I put the margarita machine? 147 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,589 The good one, the-- the science one. 148 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,300 You left it in the shower. 149 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,596 Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry. 150 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,556 You-- You want a margarita? 151 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,766 All good. 152 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,313 He has to know that's not you. 153 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,148 Well, if he does, he doesn't care. 154 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,941 Alright, we gotta get moving. 155 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,152 There's a killer view two stops over. 156 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,197 You guys want a ceviche to go? 157 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,619 Wow. 158 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,538 And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for... 159 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,833 - Morty's Winter Formal? - Beautiful, right? 160 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,876 Honestly, Eagle Man, 161 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,836 I didn't think you'd come out this far. 162 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,838 - Way to prove me wrong. - I mean... 163 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,090 I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in. 164 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,800 My whole family jumped together. 165 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,637 And when the space version of my wife showed up, 166 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,971 I thought she'd hate me... 167 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,139 and she did. 168 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,309 But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex. 169 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,188 Eagle Man! God damn. 170 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:46,650 I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud. 171 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,069 Thanks for opening my eyes to that. 172 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,655 I'm just you, brother. 173 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,281 Welp, outta suds. 174 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,575 And I did promise to get you home. 175 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,077 Thanks for ridin' with me. 176 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,830 It's the most fun I've had in a while. 177 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,541 - Wait, one second. Whoa! - Whoa! 178 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,461 Hold on, I'm a little drunk. 179 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,713 If this dimension's Jerry was like me, 180 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,799 he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom 181 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,468 for the occasional shower beer. 182 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:14,929 Eagle Man! 183 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,183 - These, uh-- - Yeah. 184 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,352 These are warm. 185 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,107 Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close. 186 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,111 Slow down! So much liquid in my stomach. 187 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,821 I'm not being contrarian, 188 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,906 I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat. 189 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,535 - Squeamish Morty. - I'm not squeamish. 190 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,579 No, no, no, shit! 191 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,913 We missed the connection? 192 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,665 What does that mean? What does that mean?! 193 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,209 It's all good, Jerry. We're fine. 194 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:49,254 Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week. 195 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,214 There's a Gene we can stay with while we wait. 196 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,299 He's hip to the scene, 197 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,551 - even has a few cots in his basement. - A week from now? 198 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,636 I can't stay with some Gene for a week, 199 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,263 Rick will just replace me. 200 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,389 No, he won't. 201 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,016 They won't even notice you've been gone. 202 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,476 That's not a good thing! 203 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,104 There is one way, but-- 204 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,815 Get me home! 205 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,276 Okay, but why's it out in the woods? 206 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,986 You wanna get home fast, right? 207 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,073 Only way to do that's through Grand Central. 208 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,702 Couple of parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg 209 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,246 outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out. 210 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,374 Now it's kind of a... toll road. 211 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,006 Hey there. I'm Eagle Man. 212 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,716 Got two coming out at Burlap. 213 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,885 Copy that. 214 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:41,139 So... were you camping, or...? 215 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,308 Get in. 216 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,855 Welcome to Grand Central. 217 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,942 It's, uh, not my favorite place. 218 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,944 Who are these bandana guys? 219 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:58,198 Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back. 220 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,824 The dude that runs this place, 221 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,285 he collects Jerrys that get left behind. 222 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,497 Come on. Boss is ready to see you. 223 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,042 Play it cool. 224 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,585 - Hey, Boss! - Mooch! 225 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,212 - "Mooch"? - It's my road name. 226 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,338 Who's this? 227 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,173 Meet Eagle Man. He's cool. 228 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,092 I rescued him from working at the mall. 229 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,968 We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line. 230 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,720 Fares are up, I'm afraid. 231 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,681 A Rick patched that one fridge nexus. 232 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,265 We've got surge pricing. 233 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,767 Right, no problem. 234 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,727 Whoa! I thought you didn't have a job. 235 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,854 He doesn't. Get this-- 236 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,816 We all use the same ATM pin. 237 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:37,195 3-8-5-2. 238 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,988 That's my ATM pin! 239 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:42,075 Mm-hmm. The road provides. 240 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,369 Wait, you steal from other Jerrys? 241 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,453 Maybe. 242 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:49,499 Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money. 243 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,917 Who would believe him anyway? 244 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,377 Hey! That hurts! 245 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,713 You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension? 246 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,132 - Search them both. - Hey, fuck you, pal. 247 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,551 - Jerry, just relax! - Well, this guy sucks! 248 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,345 Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up? 249 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,472 You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself? 250 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,391 Take it all. We just wanna pass through. 251 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,059 You don't wanna mess with me, pal. 252 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,978 My Rick could kick your ass. 253 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,397 You little suburbs pussy. 254 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,692 You shouldn't need Rick, Rick should need you. 255 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,695 You just need to find his pressure points. 256 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,822 Take these two back to this guy's station 257 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,033 - and blacklist them both. - Alright, alright! Geez! 258 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,411 Hey! Get off of me! 259 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,206 Hey! 260 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,296 No, no, no! They cut us off! 261 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,758 I can still get home, right? 262 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,385 Fuck! 263 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,723 Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool! 264 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,726 This was all I had, man! The road was my life! 265 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,186 What about my life? 266 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,230 I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house! 267 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:57,150 Okay, okay, here's my pitch-- uh, we get jobs as dock workers, 268 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,985 tell them we're twins or something, 269 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,820 save up for three months and move to Spain. 270 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,072 We'll open a dance studio, start small, 271 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,866 - but eventually-- - I'm not doing any of that! 272 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,202 Where even are we? 273 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,329 Morty's high school? 274 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,707 Yeah. This used to be my dimension. 275 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,711 - The shed was my way out. - Oh, screw this! 276 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,796 - Hey! Where are you going? - To our house! 277 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,297 There's gotta be an exit somewhere! 278 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,424 Bad idea. T-There is no house. 279 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,259 You expect me to trust you?! 280 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,344 What was I thinking? 281 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,930 That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage? 282 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,515 A cool prospector? 283 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:32,352 My family loves me and I threw it away for this? 284 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,437 - Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! - No, wait! 285 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,356 I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated 286 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,568 and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried! 287 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,278 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 288 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,823 This whole time you've been preaching about freedom 289 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,990 and gettin' out there. 290 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,827 But you're not brave. You have to live like this. 291 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,287 You're the least cool version of me I've ever met. 292 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,498 You're right, you're right, I'm a loser. 293 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,377 Let's just do anything other than face my family, please? 294 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,713 Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry! 295 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,423 And there's two of you! 296 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,384 Hi there, Paul Fleischman, CPA. 297 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,678 - Hi. I'm Jerry. - It's a pleasure. 298 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,847 Beth! Jerry's back! 299 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,014 And another one! 300 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,891 Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee? 301 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,060 I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk. 302 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,186 - Dad? - Oh, my God! 303 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,271 Jerry? 304 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,274 Hi... family. 305 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,235 What the fuck is going on? 306 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:26,281 You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse? 307 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,824 You resented me! 308 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,785 The kids didn't respect me. Rick hates me. 309 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,329 How long did it take before you even noticed I was gone? 310 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,999 Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us. 311 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,126 Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect. 312 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,378 - Like not disappearing. - Good point, Morty. 313 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,881 Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment? 314 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,425 I just said "good point." I'm glad you left. 315 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,594 Coming here was a bad idea. 316 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,305 Hey! Stop disappearing for once! 317 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,890 Mooch loves you guys. 318 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,641 You're all he talks about out there. 319 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,311 - Morty, you love to eat bugs... - Sure do! 320 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,813 ...and Summer, you hate showering. 321 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,024 Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it. 322 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,359 Aw, honey! 323 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,946 It's true. I miss you guys so much. 324 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,824 I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back. 325 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:13,453 But Beth had met Paul and you all seemed so happy. 326 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,829 We are happy. 327 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,581 But that doesn't mean we hate you. 328 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,374 I mean, we hate you a little bit. 329 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,918 Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool. 330 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,420 I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but-- 331 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:26,132 Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize! 332 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,550 No, I deserve it. 333 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,260 I thought you took me for granted, 334 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,305 but it was the other way around. 335 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,474 - Rick. - Here we go. 336 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,018 I promised Jerry I'd get him home. 337 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,438 - Is there any way-- - Address? 338 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,982 Oh, uh... 339 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,194 Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters? 340 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,278 Uh-oh. 341 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,032 We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian." 342 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,077 D-Does your portal gun use keywords? 343 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,995 We could go door-to-door? 344 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,455 We cannot go door-to-door. 345 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,207 Hey, maybe we-- we just get back on the road? 346 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,668 There's a shed by the high school, we'll-- we'll show you. 347 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,837 If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back. 348 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,714 - Fair's fair. - I'll be mean about it. 349 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,924 Mean deaths. 350 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,134 - Can you blame me for leaving? - No, I get it. 351 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,679 It was really great to see you guys. 352 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,389 Thanks for taking care of them, Paul. 353 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,933 It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it. 354 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,144 Bye, Jer. See you around. 355 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,230 Let's go. 356 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,441 The only way back to your reality is through Grand Central. 357 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,986 Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us. 358 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,656 I know. But I've got an idea. 359 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,535 Leave my reality. 360 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,788 Oh, hey, guys. 361 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,332 Oh! Uh, hi... Jerry. 362 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,459 Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow. 363 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,381 And I love your... bandana. 364 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,468 They're onto us! Run! 365 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,597 Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy! 366 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,348 My beans! 367 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,599 - Where am I going? - Couch! 368 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,185 Rick's "lost remote control" nexus! 369 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,897 Dive, dive, dive! 370 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,859 Boss! We got a problem! 371 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,028 What the hell? 372 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,738 You fucked up now, Mooch. 373 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,322 You should've just stayed off the road. 374 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,991 Damn it! He knows all the exits. 375 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,869 This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination. 376 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,454 I-I ate too many mushrooms. 377 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,290 - Excuse me? - Back to the couch! 378 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,713 Hey! Not cool, man! 379 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,715 I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch! 380 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,175 The road is mine! 381 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,760 Shit! This guy is persistent! 382 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,304 He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle. 383 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,181 I-I got an idea. 384 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,808 It's risky, but do you trust me? 385 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,936 Hey, I'm you, brother. 386 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,482 I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it! 387 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,234 It eventually might. 388 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,569 It's-it's-it's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant-- 389 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,073 Stop, stop, the mouse is gonna be okay! 390 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,283 Those doubling-back sons of bitches! 391 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,202 Oh, B-Boss, you just missed it. 392 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,371 Those guys came by on a giant mouse. 393 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,581 You're fucking useless, you know that? 394 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:49,127 Ow! T-That-- That cool jacket changed you, Jerry! 395 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,753 You're a mean guy now! 396 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,089 And you pull me out of my chairs too much! 397 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,300 - Hey! - Get the golf cart! 398 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,219 Hey! 399 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,265 There they are! 400 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,350 Quick, come on! 401 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,769 I'm gonna kill you, Mooch! 402 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,563 And then I'm gonna fuck your wife! 403 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,024 Good luck! She's married! 404 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,152 It's Jerrys like you that make me sick! 405 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,695 Why can't you just stay home? 406 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,197 I'm trying! 407 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,116 You guys suck! You're weak! 408 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,661 Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you! 409 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,038 He's got a gun? 410 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,921 No! No! 411 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,470 Happy trails, bitch. 412 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,514 Think those other Jerrys will be okay? 413 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,892 Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy. 414 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,393 You can't think about it. 415 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:51,231 It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it. 416 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,985 Well. This is me. 417 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,196 Nice place you got here. 418 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,280 Thanks. 419 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,616 So, what are you gonna do now? 420 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,326 You could hang out here for a bit. 421 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,746 I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal. 422 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,123 I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough. 423 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,083 Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now 424 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,836 and the road can open back up. 425 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,339 Hell of a trip, Eagle Man. 426 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,591 See you around, Mooch. 427 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:24,430 What the hell? Guys! I found him! He was in the bedroom! 428 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,015 I-I thought I checked in here. 429 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,475 You guys were looking for me? 430 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,976 Okay, good, you found him. 431 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,436 Told you I didn't compost his ass. 432 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,979 God, get blamed for everything. 433 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,648 We were so worried about you, Jerry. 434 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,399 You missed Morty mating with an octopus. 435 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,901 It'll probably happen again. 436 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,653 What were you even doing up here? 437 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,448 Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time. 438 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,532 Gross! 439 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,369 Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying. 440 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,453 Ew, what the fuck? 441 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,205 Who said that? You just look grody! 442 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,333 Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad. 443 00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,008 - What the fuck was that? - Uh, nothing. 444 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,683 A guy like you might be good for ya. 445 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,724 I-I think I saw a yak out there. 446 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,851 If I capture it and keep it alive, 447 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,020 I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks. 448 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,646 Probably even three. 449 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,981 Hey, Dad, have you seen the-- 450 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,858 Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad! 451 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,359 What? It's the culture of the show! 452 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,111 You're supposed to watch it naked! 453 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,947 It is the culture of the show, honey. 454 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,784 Guys! We all use those couches! 455 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,081 You're so right about this guy. 456 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,584 Turn it up. 457 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,628 Did you get any of that? 33053

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