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Come on, put your backs into it. Pull,
you dogs, pull!
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Right, okay.
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There'll be an extra piece of Gary's
apple pie for each of you.
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I can't believe it. I can't believe he
crashed his car again. It's the fifth
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time this month.
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You know, last week when he took his
driving test, he knocked down three
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Three cones, big deal.
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Son, the cones are a nice Jewish family
that works at the DMV.
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Come on.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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Hey, feed.
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Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Honey. Ow.
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Is the bandage too tight? No. The impact
of the accident caused my underwear to
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be crammed up into my shoulder blades.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, I think so.
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Evening, gal.
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Hey.
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Louie, good to see you. Pleasure's all
mine. Hey, little brother, I was driving
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by. Couldn't help noticing you rode over
the bushes.
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I hit the president and his family? Oh,
great. Now I'll never get any insurance.
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I knew that would happen.
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You're a doodle, Gary.
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Oh, boy, honey, right on the arm.
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What the hell's a doodle, anyway?
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What's he trying to tell me?
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Gary?
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I've been thinking along the lines of
getting you a driver. Oh, Bully, that's
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great idea. That is not a good idea.
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I do not need a driver. They're
pretentious.
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Now, Gary, I know you are a remarkably
spry and independent man of 40. Well, I
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have my own teeth, I will say that. But
I do not need a driver. That still
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doesn't mean that you can drive your own
car.
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Now, I've got a fellow sitting out in
the car. I just want you to meet him for
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your own good. Just do me this favor.
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Bully, I don't want to meet anybody.
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This is for your own good, Gary. You
should not be driving that car. You're
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wasting your time.
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Hulk! Hulk?
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Hulk? Oh, yeah, I want the Incredible
Hulk driving me. How do you know when
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going to turn back into Bill Bixby?
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I'd like you to meet Gareth Shandley and
his lovely wife, Phoebe. Hi, Hoke. Nice
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to meet you.
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Hoke, you are wasting your time. It's
nice to meet you, but I do not need a
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driver. I have two very strong shapely
legs, I might add, and can carry me
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anywhere I need to go.
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And I'll demonstrate right now. Excuse
me.
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What a bitch.
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Very funny, man.
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There's no need to resort to a big, fake
butt to get laughs.
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Hulk, have you ever had your own cable
comedy series?
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Well, no, sir. I didn't think so.
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Have you ever made 500 people laugh just
by putting on a big, fake butt?
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Well, can't say that I have, no. Didn't
think so?
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Well,
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check this out.
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I'm not saying it's not funny. I'm just
saying it's not the right kind of laugh.
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Now, I bet right now your audience is
pretty ashamed of itself.
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Oh, are you ashamed of yourself? You
should be ashamed of yourself. You
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shouldn't be laughing at cheap stuff
like this. Shame on you. I mean it.
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I'm just teasing. Come on, lighten up.
Really.
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Now, Hulk, I'm going to the market.
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And while I'm gone, keep your hands off
my butt. Oh, fine by me.
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Now, why don't you let me drive you,
Miss Gary?
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Would you not call me Miss Gary? I'm
married.
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It should be Mrs. Gary.
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Or Miss Gary, since it's the 90s. In
fact, there's a slim chance I could be a
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man. So call me Mr.
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Gary. Mr. Gary? That sounds like some
Melrose Avenue hairdresser.
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Thank you, Hoke.
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Hoke, what do you think you're doing?
I'm trying to drive you to the store.
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Hey, Garrett. Hey, Garrett.
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Oh, evening, Pete, young Grant.
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Would you leave me alone? I happen to be
fine.
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Hey, Garrett, why are you walking while
that man drives your car?
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Because I get better gas mileage.
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See you, guys.
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See you.
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Go home, Hoke. I hear you.
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Say, don't any of you folks have walls
on your houses?
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trying to embarrass me, and it's not
going to work. Then how about this?
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Now, if you don't get in this car, I'm
going to go upside your head with a
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eye.
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Well, no one explained it to me that way
before, Hoke.
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All right, move over.
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Slow down. Slow
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down? I'm only doing five miles an hour.
I don't care. I never take this car
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over three.
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You do as I say, Hoke, and slow down.
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Hello, folks.
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I don't know what their rush is. Where's
the fire?
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Now, Hope, you slow down.
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I'll tell you that right now. Easy,
easy, easy, easy, and you turn right up
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here. But the show's on the left.
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I don't care. I don't make left turns. I
don't believe in them, and I never
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will, and I'm too old to change. Now,
you slow down.
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You'd be a real backseat driver if this
car had a backseat. I don't believe in
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backseats. They only encourage
fornication.
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There's the start. Hit the brakes.
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Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Well,
whatever happened to please? Just hit
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brakes. Please.
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Into the lap of the Indy 500.
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Bobby Unser, Al Unser Jr., and A .J.
Boyd are all bunched up a good ten
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behind Gary Shandling.
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Oh,
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slow down. We just passed Mr. Andretti
and Mr. Boyd.
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And don't cut in between little Al and
big Al again. That's not polite.
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miles an hour i'm amazed we're still in
the league you turn right this race is
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all left if i turn right you're gonna
run smack dab into the grandstand you do
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as i say and turn right you turn right
you turn right it's your funeral
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Don't turn around. Hoke, Hoke, Hoke,
Hoke. What are you blabbering about now?
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Huh? Oh.
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Oh. Nothing.
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What have you got there, Hoke? Well, you
bonked your head, so I decided to get
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the groceries while you snoozed it off
in the car.
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But, Hoke, you don't know what to buy.
Oh, I got the grocery list out of your
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shirt and the coupons out of your pocket
and that cash you keep pinned to your
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underwear.
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You're a brave man, Hoke.
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Tell me.
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You know, Hulk, maybe you do know what
you're doing.
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I think that's what I've been trying to
tell you. Hulk, let's take a drive.
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Pedal to the metal. I give you
permission to go six miles an hour.
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Yes, sir.
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Don't you be wild.
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Oh, Miss Gary, if I were you, I wouldn't
go on the David Letterman show. That
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man is... He's as crotchety as a
crocodile.
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Well, Hulk, I'm going to really make him
laugh. You know what I'm going to do?
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I'm going to wear two fake butts.
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Don't laugh at that. Oh, you do go on,
don't you? Oh, thanks, Hulk. Thanks a
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lot.
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Hey, could you hand me those willies?
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Oh, sure, yeah. Thanks.
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You know, we've been coming out here
every month for five years.
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I know. Ernie must have been very
important to you. Oh, I'll tell you.
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you, Hulk. He was a great dog.
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Dog? Yeah. Ernie is a dog?
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This is a pet cemetery, Hoke. You see
that collie over there with the veil?
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That's his widow.
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We've been decorating this grave like
that tomb for the unknown soldier for
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damn hound dog. Well, Hoke, I do owe it
to him. I'm the one who ran him over.
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I think we got you off the road. Now,
Hoke, you be still.
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I want you to take this over.
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Grant's turtle cork is buried over
there. I want you to put the tattle
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on his...
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tombstone, okay? Sure, sure.
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What grade was that again? It's right
over there. It's in the turtle section.
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says Corky on it, plain as day.
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Um, Mr. Gary, I can't read.
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I know my ABCs, but I just can't put
them together.
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Oh.
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Well, we can't have that. I've taught
millions of children to read through my
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opening credits.
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Really difficult words like Zweibel.
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Zweibel?
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That's one you'll never get, believe me.
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Listen, let's sound it out, okay? Tell
me what... Corky, right?
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What letter does that sound like? Well,
it sounds like a K.
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Well, it's a C.
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Okay, let's go to the last letter.
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Corky.
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It's got to be E.
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Oh, it's a Y.
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Okay. You think you can find it now,
Hulk? Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
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Starts with a C, ends with a Y.
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Starts with a C.
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Ends with a Y.
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Starts with a C.
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Ends with a... I found it. I found
Corky. Bless my soul.
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That's so terrific.
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That's so great.
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Noodles.
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This is noodles.
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Noodles. Close enough.
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Boy,
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they went all out for noodles, didn't
they?
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And I heard him exclaim as he flew
through the air, Merry Christmas to all,
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to all, how's my hair?
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Oh, Lord have mercy.
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Your parody of The Night Before
Christmas gets funnier every year. Oh,
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okay, ho, ho, ho, Gary. I think my
eggnog's ready now. Okay, I'll have one
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honey.
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You sure don't let Miss Phoebe do much
on your show.
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I mean, you spend more time with that
overgrown Schumacher boy than you do
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your own wife. Well, now, Hulk, there's
a reason for that. It's just... Happy
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holidays, everybody.
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Hey, it's Stan Atkins. Oh, Mr.
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Booty. Mr.
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Booty, you're coming and taking it back.
Thank God. Actually, no, Hulk. I just
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came to say hello.
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Damn. Merry Christmas, little brother.
Merry Christmas to you, bully.
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Well, isn't this nice?
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I got something for you, too.
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I just got to find it. Just wait right
there.
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Great.
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Honey, we got to go over and see if
Nancy has an extra Christmas gift under
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tree. Come on, let's go. Gary, not
again.
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We'll be right back.
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See you all later.
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Well, Hulk, how have you been?
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Oh, fine, fine. You know, old Gary lets
fly a real corker every month or two.
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Must make it mighty nice for you. Yeah,
but you know...
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Miss Billy Crystal needs a driver, too.
In fact, his people have been after me.
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They said I could name my own price.
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Oh, they did, did they?
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Uh -huh.
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Well,
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I suppose $80 a week doesn't go as far
as it used to.
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What would you say to $90?
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What would you say to $200 ,000 a year?
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I am the Goshen.
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That is some race.
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I'm worth every penny. I'm his analyst,
his driver, his financial advisor, his
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acting coach.
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Now, I notice the improvement. Oh, Lord.
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It's like delivering a baby cow.
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Well, okay, Hope.
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You got yourself a deal.
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Keep it quiet, though.
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I only pay Pete $50 ,000 a year to be
Gary's friend.
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My ears are burning.
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You guys talking about me?
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No, no, no, no.
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Merry Christmas, Bully.
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Thank you. Hope you like it.
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Should I open it now?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You open that when you get home.
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Well, I'll go home right now and open it
up.
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Well, thank you. Sure.
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Good to see you.
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See you later, Bully. See you later.
Bye.
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Hope you drive a mighty hard bargain.
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Hard bargain?
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What does he mean, hard bargain? Well,
since I learned to read, I picked up a
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copy of The Art of the Deal by Donald J.
Trump.
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That's a good read, isn't it, Hoke? I
sure enjoy the board games.
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But that's not all I read. I also picked
up a copy of Soul on Ice, the
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autobiography of Malcolm X, and I rented
a copy of Do the Right Thing.
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Ooh, the movie with the astronauts.
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I love that movie.
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Gary, there's going to be some changes
around here. I'm not going to wear this
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uniform no more.
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I'm going to drive whatever speed I
like. And from this moment on, I'm going
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talk like this.
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Well, so will I.
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Me too.
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Oh, just a little Herodotus in the
original Greek.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Hey, slow down.
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Slow down. Slow down, I say. Now turn
left. Turn left. Turn left, Miss Gary.
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Hulk, don't call me Miss Gary.
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How would you like if I called you Miss
Hulk?
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I'd kick that walker right out from
under you.
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Fair enough.
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Fair enough.
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There we go.
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It's just a napkin, Gary.
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I think it hasn't been the same since
Miss Phoebe passed away.
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Yeah, it just goes to show if you don't
give a woman something to do, she just
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ups and dies on you. That's not going to
happen to me. I better eat some pie.
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Let me give you a hand, Gary.
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I read your book, Eldridge Cleaver for
White People. You shouldn't be helping
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with this.
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Oh, come on. Give me the spoon.
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Give me the spoon.
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Why?
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I'm afraid your mind took a wrong turn
and dropped you off at the corner.
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Here we go.
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Now, isn't that better?
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Yes.
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You know, Hulk? What?
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You're my best friend.
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Well, same here, Gary.
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Same here.
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like you, too, huh?
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Here we go. Here we go. Eat up.
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A little more.
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Come on, a little more.
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No, one more.
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Yes, you do.
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I can't eat more.
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Yes, you can.
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There's lots of pie here. We don't want
to waste it now, do we? Here. I can't
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eat more.
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Well, that's it. That's the last episode
of the whole series. Boy, it went by
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like that, didn't it?
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If you want to keep your TVs, now that's
up to you. I hope you enjoyed this... I
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didn't even give you a space to laugh
there, did I?
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I hope you enjoyed this parody of
Driving Miss Daisy that we did, and I
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thank Paul Winfield for playing Hulk and
Dan Aykroyd for playing Bully.
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And if you don't mind, I'd like to take
one last drive through the old
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neighborhood. Good night, everybody, and
thanks a lot.
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