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I told you I heard a burglar. Oh, it
startled me.
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Can't you tell when a person's trying to
get in and get out?
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Let me help you. Get out.
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I just heard the funniest joke.
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Put on some socks, because I'm about to
knock them off.
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Tell me your joke, buddy. What's the
difference between a bad dinosaur and a
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good dinosaur?
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A bad dinosaur says, Roar!
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A good dinosaur's nice. Please, may I
have some coffee?
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I'm laughing on the inside.
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At a different joke.
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Well, my new best friend Reggie liked
it, and she knows comedy.
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Oh, your new best friend is a girl.
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Yeah, I'm going to go work on some new
material for her.
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What's to do with cherry tomatoes?
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Are they cherries? Are they tomatoes?
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Make up your mind. Hi, Terry Tomatoes.
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I'm killing it.
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Looks like Aaron's got a little
girlfriend.
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He is too young for that. What's our
game plan?
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All right, the first thing we do is
huddle up.
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Then we tell you to stay out of it
because it's nothing.
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Aaron doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Well, then how come it looks to me like
he does?
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Because your book club disbanded and you
needed something to fill the day?
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Club did not disband.
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We are just no longer welcome at that
particular food court.
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I'm telling you, babe, I hear drone
hatchers are really good. Plus, last
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sat through your girl movie. No, you
watched sports on your phone through my
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girl movie. But fine, we'll go see it.
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Hey, Brett.
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Hey, Dr.
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Phillips. How's that play?
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Ah, much better since you fixed my back
swing.
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Hey, I owed you one after that help on
my AP biology test.
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Which I ate.
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Oh, give me some phalanges.
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Well,
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gotta go, Gabby. See you tomorrow.
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Well,
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he's nice.
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A little too nice.
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That's ridiculous.
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He's perfect for a... Plus you.
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I don't know.
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What's not to know?
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He wants to be a doctor, he's thrifty,
and he drives a sensible pre -owned
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hybrid. Oh, all the things a teenage
girl looks for in a man.
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We have to keep those two together.
What's the game plan?
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All right, the first thing we do is
huddle up.
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Hey, I thought we only did that to her.
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Stay out of Gabby's personal life,
Charlie.
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Women be crazy.
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What's up, buddy?
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Women. They'd be crazy.
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What happened, buddy?
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This girl at school, Paige, has been
flirting with me. And Carrie, this girl
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church, has been flirting with me, too.
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Oh, is that who I caught you winking at
over your hymn book last Sunday? No,
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that was Mrs. Jenkins.
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Her glass eye doesn't close all the way,
so I like to mess with her.
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Good to see you're getting something out
of church.
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The problem is, I thought these girls
liked me, but I looked online and I
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thought both of them had their profile
set to in a relationship.
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So why were they flirting with me if
they've already got boyfriends?
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Well, what are you going to do?
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I don't know. Maybe I'll text both of
them you up and see what happens.
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Son, it's 3 .30 in the afternoon. That's
more of a late night kind of thing. Why
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would I text them late at night? That's
rude.
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Charlie. These two shady girls are
playing him. We can't leave him to deal
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this on his own.
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Stephanie? Yeah?
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Huddle up!
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Let's see. This goes here, goes there,
and you go someplace else.
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Boy, this is my living room. That lives
here first.
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What are you doing?
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Carrie's coming over. I thought she had
a boyfriend.
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I did too, but she still keeps flirting
with me.
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Clearly there's an opportunity to be the
man on the side.
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James, that's just wrong. Blow out that
candle. Why are you hating on my candle?
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You need to have more respect for
yourself.
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Or perhaps, I don't.
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Oh, she's here. I forgot to tell her.
Rub me with some JRC.
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James, you need to let this little girl
know that you are nobody's side dish.
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You are the main course.
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So the other guy's like a creamed corn
and maybe a wet salad.
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She doesn't get any other guy. You are a
man who comes a la carte.
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You're right, Steph.
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I guess it's about time I had some self
-respect. Now move aside.
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I'm about to check that trifling two
-timer. Okay, dial it back. Just be
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Hi, James. Don't give me that.
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Just because I'm a man who comes in a
cart, does that mean he can push me
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around?
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What? I don't know what you're talking
about.
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Why don't you ask your other boyfriend?
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What other boyfriend?
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James, you're my only boyfriend.
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Yeah, that's why I changed my Facebook
status to say we're in a relationship.
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Wait, so this whole time I've been
your... Oh.
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Hey, Gabby. Hey, Brett.
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Where's Brett?
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I dumped him.
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I bought his favorite chips.
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Oh, in that case, let me go call him and
have him come right over. over we're
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totally meant to be because my dad
bought chips you think he'll forgive you
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how'd the dumping go good i said we're
done he said cool we fist bumped and he
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went to class did he say anything about
me what and you knew they were gonna
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break up why didn't you say something
because i love it when you buy these
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i like these chips too i thought they
were the kind of chips that would be in
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our lives for a long time
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It's just not fair.
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Forget this noise. You know how I
thought Carrie had a boyfriend and it
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out to be me? The same thing happened
with Pigs. Now I have two girlfriends.
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Well, you need to decide.
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What do you think I've been trying to
do? This is impossible.
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How do I decide between the nice girl
and the hot girl? Well, your dad got
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Which one were you?
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I meant... Never mind. Just...
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Make up a pros and cons list. I tried.
They're both all pros, no cons.
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But what if I pick one and she develops
a con? Then I have a girl with cons when
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I could have had a girl who was all
pros.
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My stomach hurts and a weird man on the
side. Is that love?
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No, that's an ulcer.
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This is obviously too much for you to
handle right now, so maybe you shouldn't
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choose either one.
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I can do that? Yeah, of course.
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Hey.
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The room isn't spinning anymore, and I
think my stomach's better. But what's
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with this rash?
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Oh, that's from the dryer sheet. Stop
doing that.
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Grandma Maggie, I don't want to hold
your hand. Ah, but would you say that if
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were Reagan's hand?
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You mean her hand on your body? You look
like a T -Rex.
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What is with this boy and dinosaurs?
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I'm Grandma Maggie with little Reagan
hands on. Can you please grab me those
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cookies?
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Mother, I thought we huddled up on that
one.
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Huddle up all you want. I'm gonna find
out if he's got a girlfriend or not. He
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is much too young for all of that.
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So, tell me about Reagan.
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She's so funny.
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I love her.
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See? He loves her.
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Watch this. Hey, Aaron!
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You want a popsicle? Oh, yeah.
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I love popsicles.
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See? Well,
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As much as I'd like to stay here and
prove that you are wrong, I've got to go
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my book club. We found another food
court.
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This one's got the chairs bolted to the
floor in case things get real.
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I had fun on our date, Jane. Me too.
I've never met a girl who's willing to
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spend the whole day at a comic book
store.
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Next time, you'll have to explain the
difference between Toe Boy and Feet Guy.
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It's easy.
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Feet Guy is made of feet, and Toe Boy
lost his mother at a young age.
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That's why he's a vigilante.
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Well, hello there.
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Who's this?
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Steph, this is my girlfriend, Carrie.
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We were just leaving. Hi and bye.
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I get it. You don't want your mom
embarrassing you.
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I wonder if that was the hot one or the
nice one.
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Hello, Jane.
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Oh, my sweet.
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Steph, this is my girlfriend, Paige.
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It was fun. I'll call you later, Paige.
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Jane, are you insane?
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You can't have two girlfriends.
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You're the one who said, don't choose,
so I did it. Best advice ever.
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You get a lot of parenting things wrong,
but I guess it's true what they say
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about a monkey with a typewriter.
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That's not what I meant by don't choose.
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You need to do the right thing, Mr.
Player Player, before somebody gets
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They can't get hurt by what they don't
know.
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Oh, well, they're going to know because
I am going to tell them.
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Stephanie, there's enough of me to go
around. These girls can split a main
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course.
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Maybe they had a big lunch. They don't
have much money. Why are you being so
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judgy?
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All right, which one am I going to call
first?
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The hot nice one or the nice hot one?
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Fine, I'll stay with Carrie.
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You know, this actually works out for
me. I promised Paige I'd take her for
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cream. That's a two -for -one coupon
going back in my pocket.
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One day without a man and you let
yourself go.
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Tangle me.
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Oh, honey, this is really in there. What
did you do?
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I was watching the video five minutes to
Beyonce.
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At three minutes, I turned it off. I got
cocky.
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Thanks again, Dr. Phillips. I always
wanted to play that course.
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Brett? Dad?
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Oh.
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Well, this is awkward.
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I didn't know you'd be here.
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I live here.
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Hopefully, we can all be adults about
the situation.
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Seriously, Charlie, you're dating
Gabby's ex -boyfriend?
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We're not dating. Are we still on for
dinner tomorrow? Pick you up at eight.
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Carrie, there's something I want to talk
to you about.
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You know how Grandma might be a little
stingy at the snack bar?
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You'll never guess what I did.
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You stuffed your shirt full of popcorn?
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No, a kettle corn.
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Plus, I have a pants leg full of
licorice.
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and a leg full of gummy bears.
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Oh, want a little pre -show snack?
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Dude, can we get some privacy?
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Hi, hi, hi!
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No, we cannot.
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Is it time to go?
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Yes, hurry!
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But I gotta get a little drink for the
movie.
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You can always get a drink at the
theater.
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Not the kind that's gonna get me through
two hours of a talking dog.
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James isn't bringing a girl. Can I bring
one, too?
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Well, that depends.
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Is she your girlfriend?
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Of course she is. She's a girl and my
friend.
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Dad's right. Her mind's starting to go.
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Let's get you that drink.
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So, James, what did you want to talk
about?
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Carrie, now that you're finally my one
and only... Wait, wait, wait. Finally?
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You mean I wasn't before?
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Well, I was seeing this other girl, but
I picked you.
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Great, huh?
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You were seeing another girl while you
were seeing me? You're focusing on the
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wrong thing. The point is, you won.
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Come on. Bring it in right here.
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I said bring it in. That's taking it
out.
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Seriously, it looks like you're leaving.
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Wow, James.
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not go well what were you doing in the
closet well i went in to get a jacket
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i wanted to listen without you seeing me
james i am so sorry you ended up losing
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both girls but you learned a very
important lesson the foundation of any
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relationship has to be honesty
absolutely stuff honesty hello
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page good news i got out of the hospital
want to go to the movies
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Okay, going out to dinner tonight with
Brett.
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I was thinking of pitching him my alma
mater.
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If I wear my school tie, does that make
it weird?
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Dad, you blew past weird three days ago.
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So you're saying I should stick with a
simple paisley?
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No, I'm saying you should stop dating my
ex -boyfriend.
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We're not dating. Stop saying that.
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You're getting all gussy. up for a night
on the town. What do you call it? I
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might be his mentor, but we're not
putting labels on it yet.
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Brett, I was supposed to get you.
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About that.
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I wanted to talk to you face to face.
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That doesn't sound good.
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What's wrong?
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I'll give you some privacy.
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There's no easy way to say this.
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I met a girl.
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If you're worried about Gabby, don't be.
She's totally over you.
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No, the thing is, this girl has a dad.
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He's a doctor, too.
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What kind of doctor?
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He's a brain surgeon.
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I could have done that.
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So, what exactly are you saying, Brett?
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That we're not going to be spending time
together anymore?
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Well, Dr. Phillips, between school, the
girl, my part -time job... No, no, no,
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no, no, no. I get it. My schedule's
gotten totally booked, too.
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I'll, uh, I'll swing by your house
tomorrow, pick up my golf club.
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I thought you gave me those.
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Well, we all thought this was something
it wasn't.
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Good night, Brett.
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Aw, need a hug.
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told you to stay out of it i can't see
people right now
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oh hey carrie um james is not home
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oh in that case can you give him back
his favorite comic book sweetie i am so
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sorry james hurt you but you know what
he's new at dating and in the end he was
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honest i guess so trust me it's very
rare you find out a guy is dating two
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from the guy i don't know do you think i
should Give him another chance?
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It's your decision.
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Hey, why don't you think about it while
I drive you to the movie theater so you
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can tell James you're back together?
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I'm telling you, Dad, all you need is a
good cry.
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All right, which movie do you want? The
Mama Dies, The Best Friend Dies, or The
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Lion Dies?
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Lion, please.
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You're right.
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It really does fill the void.
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James. Look who I found.
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Hey, Steph. Hey, Carrie. Carrie? What?
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Hey, James.
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She wants to get back together.
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Yay!
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Yay!
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Now that we've celebrated, Carrie, why
don't you take this quarter and get
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yourself something pretty from the claw
machine?
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It's 75 cents.
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But okay.
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Steph, what are you doing? She can't be
here. Paige is right in that theater.
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Paige?
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her. I was going to, but I didn't want
to.
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And it was working out for me until you
show up with Carrie.
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Well, now you've got a problem.
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Not necessarily.
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Carrie and I were going to see Drone
Hedger. Pais dragged me into that stupid
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puppy detective.
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Two girls, two movies, one James. Hello!
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James, you have got to break up with one
of them.
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Which is it going to be?
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Well, if I'm following my heart.
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I want to see Joan Hatcher, so I guess
I'll go dump Paige.
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$7 for licorice?
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That's insane.
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I'm going to go see what Aaron's got
left in his pants.
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proof to you that your baby has a
girlfriend.
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Mother, didn't we tell you to stay out
of it? Ah, shh.
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Ah, she's putting the moves on him.
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Mom, just ask Aaron if that's his
girlfriend.
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I tried, but the boy is shifty. He
turned it all into dinosaurs.
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I don't know.
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Then just ask her.
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You're right.
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Little girl, you and Aaron dating?
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No, but that sounds fun.
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Yeah, I guess it would be fun. Thanks,
Grandma Maggie.
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Want to hold hands?
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Sure. But let's do it like dinosaurs.
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So, are they dating?
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They are now.
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Sorry. Look, give the girl a ride home
for me.
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Oh, Lord.
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That little girl that James brought with
us, she's crying.
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Oh, between this and that, I got a whole
lot to tell my book club. Bye.
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Oh, Paige, sweetie.
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Look, I know getting dumped is hard, but
you'll find a new boyfriend before you
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know it.
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What do you mean?
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Well, James dumped you. That's why
you're crying, right?
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No, I'm crying because of Pup. A puppy
detective found his father in the pound.
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Wait. James is dumping me? I thought he
just went out to get nachos.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's what he said.
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Look, look, look, look. They're hugging.
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Okay. You're missing the best part.
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Did you send your stepmom to dump me?
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James, heads up. Paige is mad.
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Who is she? I'm his girlfriend.
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Who are you?
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I'm his girlfriend.
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Or was.
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You can have him. I don't want him. You
take him.
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Ladies, let's not fight. You both can
have me.
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That's not the fight they're having,
buddy.
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I'm trying to disarm them with my charm.
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I hope you learned something about
trying to juggle two girlfriends.
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Get two candles and keep you in the
dark.
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