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Come on, this car is perfect. Gabby,
it's way more than we said we'd pay. The
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rest of these cars are also used.
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Yeah, but they're new to you.
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Besides, these cars have character.
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Gabby, you're lucky. I had to buy my own
first car, and it only turned left.
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I never did make it to school.
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Well, I did have my eye on that sporty
little black number over there.
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That's my car.
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I'll take it.
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How about a little gratitude?
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We are buying you a car.
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I am grateful. I just prefer to be
grateful in something where the seats
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go all the way across.
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You two fight this out while I go talk
to the sales guy about, you know, safety
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stuff, fuel efficiency.
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Maybe sneak a few of those disgusting
donuts.
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You don't know me.
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Those donuts have been there since this
was a Saturn lock.
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Saturn, that's your old car reference?
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My therapist is right.
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You are too young for me.
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Charlie, stay away from those donuts.
You'll get sick.
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Fine.
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I'll just go look at loan information.
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That loan information better not have
sprinkles.
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Gabby, find another car or we're going.
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Gabby? I thought I smelled vanilla body
scrub.
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Stuart, what are you doing here? You
better not be following me again. I
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follow you. We just so happen to go to
the same school and grocery store and
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your driveway.
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Anyway, I'm here helping my dad. He owns
this lot.
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Oh, that's pretty cool.
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Yeah, I'll probably end up running this
place someday. Maybe pass it on to our
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kids.
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You stay here.
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I'm going to go walk through your car
wash.
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I can't believe you knocked that donut
out of my hand.
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I told you not to test me.
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Can't we just get the good car?
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You're a doctor, Dad. You could buy this
whole lot if you wanted. I'm a doctor,
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not the king of the doctors.
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You're telling me you can't afford to
buy this car? Keep up the attitude, and
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you're going to walk out of here without
a car.
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Which would be sad, because I got me a
car. I got me a car, too. How's your
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My car runs great. It's new.
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Why can't I get a new one? I'm newer
than either of you.
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You know what?
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Let's go test drive that car you like.
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Really? Yeah.
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I want to see how it handled me running
you over.
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Hey.
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Grandma Maggie.
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Have I ever told you that you have
gorgeous calves?
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Calves. Boy, you've asked for so many
things, you've run out of parts of me to
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compliment.
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We want you to buy us an educational
video game.
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It's called Cannibal Safari.
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We'll also need you to buy us three more
controllers.
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We're party mode.
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Party mode.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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No.
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But your grandma buying our love is like
your one job.
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He is not wrong about those cats.
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Have you been doing squats?
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Family meeting, now.
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We're getting a little sick of the
attitude toward money in the house.
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Would now be a bad time to ask you to
chip in on gas.
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Seriously? You want us to pay just for
you to come over here?
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Here?
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Atlantic City?
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Well... We've noticed a disturbing trend
with you three
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lately. You don't earn anything, so you
feel entitled to everything.
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Well, from now on, I am no longer made
of money. What happened?
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Hospital let you go?
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Gotta be quicker with those paddles,
man.
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No, they're saying we have to get jobs.
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Okay, fine. I'll just keep doing what
I'm doing.
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President of the Gummy Bear Society.
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Sweetie, that's not work or real.
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Obviously, you've never been to one of
our meetings.
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First I lose my car, and then you want
me to get a job?
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You guys are so unfair.
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Gabby, I will not have you acting all
spoiled. We gave you a budget. If you
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that fancier car, earn the difference.
End of discussion.
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We can't even talk about it? Nope.
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Meeting adjourned.
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At the Gummy Bear Society, we take a
vote.
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All right, sweetie. We need you to shake
out all the coats, wipe down the rack,
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and throw out those boxes in the back.
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Back of the closet.
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You send a child to the back of the
closet.
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If that child wants to earn his three
dollars.
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Okay. But if I don't make it out of
there, feed the turtle I'm hiding under
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bed. But if I do make it out, I was
lying about the turtle.
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We need to borrow some of that stuff y
'all keep beside your refrigerator.
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You want our wine? If you're offering.
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We're having a mixer for Doris from our
prayer circle.
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Yeah.
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Prayers didn't work.
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Her husband lived.
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Hey, guys. Here you are. Did you figure
out how you're going to earn some money?
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That might have been a thought. Here,
Barry.
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Is that the Meharry's dog?
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They named that dog Barry Meharry.
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That's animal cruelty.
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What are you doing with the dog?
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Walking it? Grooming it? Beating it?
Hmm. All viable options I did not think
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I just figured once they notice he's
missing, they'll offer some kind of
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Boy, what is wrong with you? You can't
just kidnap someone's dog. This is what
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happens when children have unstructured
time.
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Maybe if we structured it around, say,
Cannibal Safari, the best game ever.
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You know, I have a grandson about your
age with a birthday coming up. I was
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going to get him knitting classes, but
do you think this game would be better?
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If you got him that game, you'd be the
coolest grandparent ever.
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Thank you for the tip.
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Thank you for the tip.
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Hey, hey, hello, Grandma Maggie.
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I have a lot of very valuable advice to
dispense.
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Are there gonna be more coolest
grandparents at this prayer group thing?
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The room is full of them.
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See, the older you get, James, the more
you gotta get right with the big guy.
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Now, I had to start early.
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I've done some things.
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Guys, guys!
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I can get the car I wanted.
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Oh, you got a job? Better.
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Stuart got his dad to give me the family
discount. Now it's in the budget.
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I'm not going to allow you to use this
boy to get a discount.
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I'm not using Stuart. He's using me.
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How do you figure that?
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Because he's him, I'm me, and I'm giving
him the time of day.
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Girl, you are not all of that. Get a
job.
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Hey, I found a quarter while I was
cleaning. Can I keep it?
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Absolutely. In fact, because you've been
working so hard, you can keep any money
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you find.
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Cool!
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Because I also found this 20. Now I can
retire and spend more time with my
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family.
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Jeff's the person I wanted to see.
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I've never been more attracted to you.
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No, this stuff is for Gabby. I saw
Stuart's dad was hiring when we went to
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lot, so I marched down there and got you
a job.
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You start tomorrow.
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I'm supposed to stand around holding a
sign?
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No, that would be silly. You're supposed
to spin it dressed as Lincoln.
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Fine. How hard can it be?
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I hate this.
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Don't worry.
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It'll be easier in a mask.
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Sweet fine, Gabby.
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Aaron, buddy, take a seat.
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We want to talk to you about the closet.
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Aaron, sweetie.
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When someone is paying you three whole
dollars to do a job, you need to finish
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that job.
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Job? Come on, Dad, that wasn't really a
job. That was just your sneaky way of
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getting me to throw away Dad's old T
-shirt.
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You tried to throw away my band shirts?
The New York Philharmonic is not a band.
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And why did you turn this on me? Erin,
get back to work. I don't have to. I
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found 20 bucks. I am stinking rich.
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Aaron, sweetie, money you find isn't
worth as much as money you earn.
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I may be little, but I know that's not
how money works.
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Great. You're making dinner.
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No. I'm hiding a $10 bill in here so
Aaron will find it when he cleans the
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kitchen. Aaron thinks that finding money
in the closet was a one -time thing,
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but if he keeps finding money, he'll
keep working.
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That is... So manipulative.
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I like it.
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I love helpless grandparents.
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Not the kind that fall. The kind that
give me money.
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Those old people paid you for advice?
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Yeah. Grandma Maggie has been
introducing me to all her prayer group
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tell them how to seem cool for their
grandkids, and they give me a little
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spending money for the soda pop
fountain.
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James, taking advantage of grandparents
is not what we had in mind when we said
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earn money.
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James is being entrepreneurial.
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America was built on the back of... He's
cutting you in.
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So?
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How do you get the smell of perfume out
of money?
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Okay, I'm ready. Where should I start?
Oh, um... Uh, how about the island?
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It's low to the ground. You're low to
the ground.
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Wow, there's money in here!
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Oh, yeah?
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the kitchen.
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Kids aren't getting anything out of
this. Well, your two aren't, but the one
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in charge, she's out there spinning her
butt off.
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Thank you, Stuart. You're doing great.
Anything for you, Kathy.
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Ugh, Barbara, did you study at all? If
you want to understand your grandson,
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need to be up on the current slide.
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It's okay.
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You're not supposed to use slang
yourself.
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It sounds desperate.
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But you have to understand it. So, what
does on fleek mean?
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What's a fleek?
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Am I swearing?
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Barbara, you're killing me.
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Come on, girl. It's not that hard.
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On fleek is on point.
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Out of damp, by way of tight, which
leads you to cool.
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See?
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Desperate.
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Sorry, we're all out of time for today's
session. Now let's settle up.
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Don't worry about it, James. Barbara is
paid in full.
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Peace out, B.
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Still desperate.
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Now, if the customer's paying in
advance, you need to tell me, how much
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get? Oh, I got something better than
money.
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She gave me her handicap placard.
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Now, I... I'd get the good parking at
church.
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And how does that pay my bill?
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Look, don't let this one slide, but cut
me out again, and I might have to cut
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you loose.
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Oh.
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Well, then how are you gonna get
clients?
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You know something?
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I might have to cut you loose.
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Anybody can give out your old tired
advice about how to be a cool
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You couldn't. My tired advice is all the
stuff I wish you did. Oh, well, then
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what do you wish I did?
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Huh? Buy you some dumb computer game.
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Swerve!
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How about coming over here just for me?
How about, hey, James, let's go get ice
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cream. You only learned my middle name
like a week ago.
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I knew it.
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I just forgot it.
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What is it again?
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You're the worst. We're done here.
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Oh! Oh, you don't want to be with me?
Then I don't want to be with you. Bye,
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Felicia!
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Stop it! You're ruining...
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Aaron, what are you doing? I gotta find
the money. I'm sure it's under the
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couch.
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There. See?
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Nothing.
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That's weird. You told Dad and his
nephew you were sore from the spring bad
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But you looked in the couch.
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Oh.
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Right.
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Flabuloid muscles.
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Flabuloid. You insult me.
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Fine. I got Stuart to spin the sign for
me. Please don't tell Steph.
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I'm not going to tell her. Just don't
treat me like some 90s idiot.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go find the magical money this house
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makes.
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Oh, Gabby.
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Glad you're here.
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I want to talk to you about your job.
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I just wanted to give you this.
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Dice? I've decided to match all of your
earnings from this job so you can get
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that fancy car sooner.
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Seriously? I am so proud of you.
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Your father thought you tried to weasel
out, but I said I know you better.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, I'm
sorry. Did I hug you too hard? I know
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how sore you are.
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Let me go make you a smoothie.
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No, no, no. I don't want you to fuss.
You've done enough for me already.
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That's cold, Gabby.
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My new car has heated seats.
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What are you doing?
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The house is full of money. Help me pry
out these floorboards.
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Aaron, Aaron, sit down.
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Let's talk.
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I put the money in the kitchen cabinet
because I wanted to motivate you into
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working. Do you mean this house isn't a
money machine?
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Maybe I am an idiot.
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No. No, you're not.
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Yes, I am. My childhood is over.
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No, no, no, no.
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Hey, is there something over by that
desk? Probably just another broken
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Oh, hey, look.
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I just found a 20 under my shoe.
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Floor must have burped it up. I knew it!
Yay! Magic money out!
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I'm going to go check the roof.
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Oh, no, no, no. The magic only works
indoors.
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Now, I want you all to say it so I can
hear you. No, so your grandchildren can
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hear you.
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Colonial Williamsburg is not a vacation.
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This is all just a bunch of horse hooey.
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I'll never be the cool grandpa.
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Have faith, Lucius.
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I'd like to tell you a little story.
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A story?
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of Mrs. Barbara Walsh. Stand up, Babs.
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Before Barbara came to me, she didn't
know her sup from her swerve.
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When her grandson graduated the fourth
grade last year, well, tell the people
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what she bought him.
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A book.
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Nonfiction.
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I am pleased to announce that very same
grandson is about to receive a mini
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bike.
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When I told him he hugged me,
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You had shingles.
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What's going on here?
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Sorry, Maggie, we'd stick with you, but
he knows all the answers.
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Plus, we love spending time with your
grandson.
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It's like he's our grandson.
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James Wilson Phillips is my grandbaby!
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That is not my middle name.
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here just to ruin my business?
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No.
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If you must know, I came to take you for
some ice cream.
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Wait, you came over here just for that?
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Can a grandma want ice cream?
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I was wrong, Grandma Maggie.
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I thought you can be pretty cool.
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Shut up, boy. I know that.
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Don't nobody need your approval.
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Come on, James Tiberius.
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Philip? Nope. Fillmore. James Fillmore.
I beg you to stop trying.
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This would be a really bad time for your
stepmom to bring you lunch, huh?
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Seth!
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Hey,
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Stuart. Thank you for covering my two
-minute break.
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Union thing.
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Oh, please.
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You've been faking this whole time?
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It's cool, Mrs. Phillips.
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Gabby's just using me. I've been waiting
three years for this.
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It's not about him.
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It's about you. And the fact that you've
gotten so entitled, you can't even spin
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a sign.
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I'm not entitled. I just feel I
shouldn't have to do things I don't want
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It's spinning a sign.
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You don't even have to spin it. You can
just hold it. Because apparently the
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world revolves around you.
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Steph, you're making a scene.
Everybody's looking over here.
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so early.
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James, you ready?
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For pancakes in the water park with my
coolest grandparent? Always.
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Now, I only said yes to pancakes, but I
do have a two -piece. I've been waiting
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to debut, so... Okay.
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Oh, I'm starving.
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Maybe I can drive you guys to my fancy
new car.
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Thanks again, Steph.
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You're welcome. Breakfast is on me. I
found a $2 bill wrapped around the TV
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remote.
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We tried to teach them the value of
money, and Gabby got her fancy car
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earning it.
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James gets whatever he wants from my
mom, and Aaron keeps finding money
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you want him to stay little forever.
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Yeah, that's about right.
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How did I get so bad with money in the
first place?
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What is going on with our credit card?
This statement is eight pages long.
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