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What are you making? It smells like
boiled cabbage and funky socks.
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Don't blame my cooking. It's takeout.
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It's coming from you.
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Oh, you must be smelling my new cologne.
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Swagger.
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Your swagger is making my throat close.
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Well, Grace, my girlfriend likes it. Did
I mention I have a girlfriend? And I
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don't mean like, hey, girlfriend. I
mean, hey, girlfriend.
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But you want to keep being your
girlfriend. You better water down that
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I already watered it down. The gas
station sells it as a powder.
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Stephanie, do you know how many cats are
put to sleep each year?
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Get off my back. It's takeout.
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I just read online that three out of
four cats who go into city shelters
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leave. They must really like it there.
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Gabby, if this is all leading to you
wanting a cat, the answer is no.
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They just need to find a home.
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You bring one in here, you'll need to
find a home.
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I've become my father.
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Can someone pass me the steak knife? I
got it, baby. I got it.
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Aw, look at us.
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We're like a mama and a baby kangaroo.
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I don't want to be in your pouch.
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I'm tired of being treated like a baby.
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How do I treat you like a baby? You pick
out all my clothes.
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Well, I like to dress you like a little
businessman.
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I like that, too.
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But at least let me do my own laundry.
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Well, the lady from the news says you
could fall in the washing machine.
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Dad, you cannot fall into a front
loader. I've tried.
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I'm old enough to do, if you will let
me. Like what?
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Like walk home from school. All the
other kids in my class are allowed to do
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You know, I walked home from school when
I was six.
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What, your family couldn't afford a
covered wagon?
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I'm just saying that Aaron is not a
baby, so there's no need to treat him
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one. Hold that thought, Charlie. Oh,
sweetie, you got a little something on
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cheek. Oh, and something on this cute
little cheek.
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Cheek, cheek, cheek!
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See what you mean.
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it one more time. You are walking home
from school all by yourself when you
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up to a crosswalk. No traffic light.
What do you do?
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Look both ways. Proceed with caution.
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Stay in the white line.
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Very good.
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Deer cropping.
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Stop. Wait. Do not ride the deer.
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Some of these cards seem really
patronizing.
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Stranger offers you candy. What do you
do? Ask him his name. Then he's not a
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stranger anymore.
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I'm sorry, Charlie. He's not ready.
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Steph, I was kidding.
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I don't think Aaron is the one who's not
ready.
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Okay, fine.
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He can walk home. But tomorrow, we start
homeschool.
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We've been trying to pass out flyers all
day. People just keep throwing them
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away. Nobody wants to adopt shelter
cats.
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Why don't you just shove a bunch of them
in people's mailboxes? That way they
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have to take them. But how do we get
cats to stay in a mailbox?
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He meant the flyers.
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at the cats, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Great. How did you know where I live?
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I followed your scent.
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So the gas station guy was right. The
ladies will come a -calling.
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I have something for you. I want to give
it to you before my eyes start burning.
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I wrote you a love letter. I spent all
day doing it. Oh, wow. Thank you.
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Now you have to write me one, and not a
text or an email.
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So Twitter, Instagram, Vine, Snapchat,
how you want it?
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I want it on paper, handwritten, and
romantic.
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And I'd like it by Friday.
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Man, relationships have homework?
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You don't know the half of it.
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Stephanie left me another shopping list.
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Oh, man, I hate buying those.
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I can't believe you, Stephanie.
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You said I could walk home by myself.
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I happen to be in the area.
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You followed me the whole way, and then
you got stuck in that bush, and I had to
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pull you out.
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Really?
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I am not over -mothering him, Charlie.
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Really? Okay, maybe a little.
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Really? Okay, a lot.
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stepmom. I have to be twice the mother
just to be average, and three times to
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above average, and I want to be an
excellent mom.
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Stephanie, I need your help with this. I
don't have time for you, boy. I'm
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dealing with something.
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Dear Gray, I like your face.
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It's in the right place.
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heard about your little romance problem.
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Here. What are these?
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My old love letters.
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Maybe there's something in there that
can help you with yours.
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Maggie, you are a generous soul, a
generous spirit, and a generous woman.
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I paid his rent for six months.
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Come on. Another one. There's got to be
something good in there.
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Maggie, you are a gazelle. You are an
eagle. You are a lioness.
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He was a dog.
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Maggie, come by at 7 and don't forget
the ground beef. Who is he? My ex
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-husband.
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None of those work. I've tried poetry,
doodles, I even tried movie quotes, but
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all I could come up with is, Grace, I am
your father.
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Ooh, how about song lyrics? You know,
something really romantic like, uh,
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that song.
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Oh, that song. I can hear it in my head,
but I can't remember the name. Oh,
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here. Sing it. My phone has an app that
can name any song.
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Oh.
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Mama, mama, baby, baby, baby.
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Ow. Uh -huh.
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What's it say? What's it say?
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There are three hospitals in our area.
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Stephanie, relax.
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Aaron will be fine. It's just a little
walk, half a mile. The lady on the news
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says a hundred bad things can happen in
half a mile.
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They just do those stories for ratings.
The lady on the news said you'd say
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that.
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What is the name of that stupid song?
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It's making me crazy.
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What's wrong with you?
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Aaron's taking a little walk.
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Hey, little guy, little legs, that's
what they do.
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Grandma Maggie, you're my last hope.
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There's these cats that need adopting.
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No can do. Take one look at those furry
faces and I'm going to have to have one.
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Single woman looking for love. I can't
have cats to all of that.
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Cat won't leave you for your best
friend.
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Ooh, that's the last time I share with
you.
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You found your son wandering the streets
alone.
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I ran away from...
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Just like you told me, Stephanie.
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I meant that with strangers.
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Hey, I don't know these guys.
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Everything's fine, officer. He was just
walking home alone from school.
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We consider that inadvisable for
children under 13.
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When I was six... No one cares, Charlie.
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I can't believe you sent my baby out
there alone. Come here, sweetie. I will
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never let your mean old daddy push you
out in the cold again.
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Is there a problem here? Not with me,
officer. I care about these kids.
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Right, and I don't care at all. Well,
you didn't care. He wasn't home. If it
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were up to you, you'd shove him out in
traffic and see how it goes.
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Well, it's better than your way. Uh -oh,
he's been in the house two seconds. Why
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isn't he handcuffed to the radiator?
Careful, he could get out.
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Oh, man, we're going to be filling out
paperwork all night.
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Paperwork? For what? He was just walking
home from school.
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You're talking about handcuffing your
kid to a radiator.
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No, no, no, no. I was just fighting with
my wife. We fight all the time.
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That's another form.
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Wait, wait, wait. What's happening here?
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Well, based on what we've heard, we need
to file a report.
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You folks can expect a call from child
services.
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What?
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Child services?
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Oh, services for children. I hope they
send a bouncy house.
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taking Aaron. Oh, says the man who let
Aaron walk home alone. You heard the
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officer's trolley. That's inadvisable!
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What has happened to the world? When I
was six... Would you stop talking about
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when you were six? Were you ever another
age? Or did you just go from being six
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to a bald -headed pain in my butt?
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When I was six, I left my house in the
morning, rode my bike, played in the
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woods all day, and my mother didn't know
where I was. Better yet, she didn't
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care. That's love!
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Is everything in black and white?
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Then it is not your childhood.
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It is a place where if they pick him up
for walking alone, they can take him
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away for any reason they want, even for
something stupid like they hate our
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throw pillows. By the way, I hate our
throw pillows. Fine.
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What do you want me to get rid of? That
stank attitude and that awful sweater.
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What's wrong with this sweater?
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Nothing, if we're going down to the
freight yards to jump a train.
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I think somebody is letting her crazy
out. Is it crazy to want to keep my
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Go upstairs and put on something
professional.
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Fine. But that was my napping pillow.
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Hey, what happened to the lollipop? I
stuck under the island.
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I was saving it for an emergency.
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Sorry, sweetie. It's in here with your
emergency bologna sandwich.
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Thanks.
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You better hope there isn't a hurricane
today, or I'm going hungry.
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Sweetie, we've got a real emergency.
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Let's go pick you out something nice to
wear for the child services lady. Dad,
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if I'm old enough to get arrested, I'm
old enough to dress myself.
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I've got my shirt suit all ready.
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Perfect choice.
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Because if I have to go to the
orphanage, I want to be picked first.
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Stop listening to James.
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early.
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It's an ambush.
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Hi,
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Mrs. Phillips.
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James Elm? It's Friday and you owe me
something.
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Ah, this really isn't a good time. I can
wait.
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Jane! Door!
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Make it quick. The lady will be here
soon.
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see you at school all day.
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Except one time I thought I saw you duck
into your own locker.
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Oh, yeah, I just needed a quiet place to
gently craft your love letter.
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Does that mean you finished it? Oh, no,
I've got it totally finished.
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I'm just looking for the right quality
paper to write it on. You know, mine is
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only an 85 brightness, but girl, you at
least a 92.
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You know, James, it sounds like you're
stalling. What?
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I thought she wasn't worth writing this
letter. She did something adorable like
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that.
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Maybe I can cut and paste all my dress
together.
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Church clothes, now.
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What I'm wearing is fine.
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James, put on something you could be
buried in or you will be.
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Got it. My titties.
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Oh, that was close.
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Not a good time, kitty cat. Stephanie's
freaking.
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Hey, Steph.
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Gabby, put on some church clothes. Oh,
how do I look?
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Charlie, what are you wearing?
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Well, you told me to dress professional.
This is what people in my profession
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wear. And I thought I'd help you look
more professional, too, Miss Party
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Planner.
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Get upstairs and change for real.
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Put on some church clothes. Our church,
not the tambourine one you joined in the
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70s.
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I told you I did that for a girl.
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needs her help. Are you dying, Mother?
Because if not, I gotta go. No, no, no,
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no, no, no. I can't stop thinking about
that song.
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Mama, mama, baby. That's not music. I
can't help you.
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What happened to my love letters?
They're gone.
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Well, if you're talking about all that
trash on your desk, I threw it away. Now
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get back upstairs and hit up those ashy
elbows.
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I don't want child services thinking we
keep dry kids.
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James, James, I need your help. That
song.
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All my love letters are gone. All my
love letters are gone.
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That's not it.
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But it's catchy.
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I can't remember what I wrote. I need
those drafts.
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Hey, Molly.
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What's up?
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No, James. One girl at a time.
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Once people see these loving fluff
balls, they won't be able to resist.
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Ow! Hey, I saved your life, man.
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Grandma Maggie, you said when you saw
their faces, you wouldn't be able to
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resist. Yeah, well, I say a lot of
things when I'm not listening to you
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Women. You know what I'm saying?
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Not my audience.
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Wrong bag.
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table that lady's coming aaron your suit
your
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hair what attacked you you know when you
said i couldn't do my own laundry or
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give myself a trim you were not wrong
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what is this i think they're cats i
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see they're cats why are they cats we're
just keeping them safe until someone
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can adopt them
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Don't. You have nine.
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I should have cut my hair before I
showered.
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Oh, no. They're here.
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Help me pick this up.
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Sorry, Steph. I got my own problems.
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I'm going to make a trail of tuna.
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Really? The one patch of clean floor?
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Okay. Is this churchy enough for you?
What the?
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Cats. Cats.
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Cats. Garbage.
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Well, what the heck happened to you?
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I gave myself a trim.
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You said it's going to be fine. That's
when we were talking about throw
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We're going to lose Aaron.
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Look at us.
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Why wouldn't she take all of the kids?
It's obvious we're unfit parent.
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Uh, guys, the late tears.
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Welcome to our home.
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I know it looks like this, but we can
explain.
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so frowning? Oh, she's kind of sneering.
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Hey, someone help me get this jacket off
of. I can't reach my arms all the way
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back.
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I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
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Stephanie's not going away.
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Probably.
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So I herded the cat under the laundry
basket and Molly's sitting on it.
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I'll come right to the point.
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This is the most appalling situation I
have ever encountered.
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The little one has fleas, one's rolling
around in garbage, and I'm pretty sure
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the girl is pregnant.
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What?
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Excuse me?
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I'm going to have to take them all.
Anything is better than this. It's
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nice in here.
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We have a prayer group.
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I'm lying. We don't have a prayer group.
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But if you take my kids, I'm going to
need a prayer group.
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Kids? I'm not talking about your kids.
I'm talking about your cats.
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And I'm taking them.
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What now?
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Yeah.
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What about us being terrible parents?
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Oh, please. I see ten families a day.
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Your little one tried to get ready by
himself.
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That one lost something in the garbage.
And the older woman has Tourette's.
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I got your Tourette's right here.
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Yep, yep,
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that's what it is.
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I am so glad you understand.
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So, can you help me gather those three
rescue cats?
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This is your lucky day. There are nine.
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How big is your car?
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Hey, James.
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I'm sorry. I had some really good stuff
for your letter, but it got thrown out.
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James, I have something to tell you.
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I met another boy in mime class.
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We are trapped in a box together.
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So I'm covered in garbage for nothing?
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You know what?
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Fine. Don't need you.
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Grace, take me back.
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Oh, no. He's thrown himself on the hood
of her mom's car, and the neighbors are
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watching. Don't look at us like that,
Mrs. Meharry.
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