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Uh -oh.
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Please be the meatloaf. Please be the
meatloaf.
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Yes!
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Who says I can't cook?
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Wait. Was I wearing a necklace?
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Steph, do you mind? The SATs are
tomorrow, and I'm trying to score my
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test.
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Okay, so if this is my math score and
this is my English, then my total is not
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good!
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SATs. How you feeling?
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Why am I even doing this? To get into
college, to get into a law school, to be
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lawyer. Well, whose dumb idea was that?
Yours.
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Fine. But once I'm a lawyer, I'm
tracking down the evil troll who
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test and suing him for emotional
distress.
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Better yet, I'll kill him and then get
myself off.
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Get out of my way.
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Stephanie, yell at James.
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He stole a bunch of rocks from my
collection.
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I have some evidence I didn't want
floating to the surface.
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Guys, settle this yourself, please. I
have to scrape your sister off the
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ceiling.
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You know, technically, I didn't do
anything wrong picking her up.
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We've shared a room for over seven
years. That makes us common law.
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Legally speaking, what's mine is yours,
and what's yours is mine.
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That sounds like we're married.
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Married? Only that... We share all our
stuff, file joint tax returns, and
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come to resent each other with each
passing day.
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I'm all about tax break.
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Tell me in common law, buddy.
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So while I'm studying, you fools better
keep it down. Otherwise, I'll
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defenestrate you.
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Oh, like you could throw me out a
window.
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How do you know what defenestrate means?
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There's some words you need to know.
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Did you boys sort everything out?
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Yes, indeedy. We talked it over and
clarified our relationship.
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Right, Eric?
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Right. Want to go watch some TV?
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Oh, I was hoping to go play video games
with my friend.
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Again? You never...
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tell the teacher there's trouble at
home.
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New plan for the night.
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No one talk about the tent.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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There's my test taker.
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I got a lot of stuff for your SATs.
They're tomorrow, you know.
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Sharpened pencils, unsharpened pencils,
granola bars, and a corkscrew.
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Corkscrew? Yeah, I'm nervous for her.
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Can a grandma take the edge off?
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don't have to pick dessert, then it's
our night, remember?
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And we want cookies.
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What? You used to love popsicles. Look,
I don't even know you anymore.
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Sweetie, it doesn't matter. I made a
pie.
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Okay. I bought a pie.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, Dad, what's wrong?
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My patient, Mr. Kettenberg, came in for
surgery, and it was a tough one. Oh,
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honey.
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Is he okay?
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Heck yeah, he is. I totally saved him.
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I was saving everybody today. It was
like malfunctioning aortic valve, pow!
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Congested pump, blammo!
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Myocardial infarction, not today, death!
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I asked to do one transplant
blindfolded, but they wouldn't let me.
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I'll be honest.
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How proud are you? to be married to a
doctor.
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Very. And guess what? As of today, you
can be proud you're married to a doctor,
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too. I hired a marketing expert, and she
thinks my party business isn't getting
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clients because my company name isn't
memorable.
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Ready the confetti?
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Right. Totally.
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Totally. This is why, from here on out,
I will be known as the Celebration
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Doctor.
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Huh. As if you were a medical
professional.
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People call themselves that.
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It's overused.
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That soda isn't a real doctor.
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That shoe insert isn't a real doctor.
And don't even get me started on that
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with the headphones.
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I worked for eight years to get that
title, and I don't like it when it's
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cheapened by frivolous junk.
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Junk? Frivolous?
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Any other words I should be putting on
my business card?
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Oh, man, I was having such a nice day.
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dad gives himself out of this i'll take
that action because he's gonna have to
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pull his foot out of his mouth or her
foot out of his i'm a child
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charlie you get all huffy on that title
because you're way too
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hung up on prestige what's wrong with
that that's like the best thing about
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being a lawyer gabby you shouldn't pick
your career because of the prestige
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You should pick it because you think
it'll be fun.
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Nobody in their right mind picks a
career because it's fun.
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I don't see why not. If you're going to
be doing it for the rest of your life,
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who wants to be all, Mrs.
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Grimaldi, based on your test results,
I'm prescribing you three CCs of...
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that than, help, help, my husband's
having a seizure. Somebody call a party
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planner.
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Why do you got to come at my job?
Because you came at mine.
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Which is at least a real job.
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Now we're cooking.
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I'll raise you five.
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Excuse me? Your job is totally a real
job. You look pretty.
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So you're saying that if one of the kids
wanted to be a party planner, you'd be
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okay with that?
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Yes.
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Look me in the eye when you lie to me.
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I can't do it. Party planner's not a
career. I'm sorry.
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Pleasure doing business with you, James.
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I've got to stop betting on debt.
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It is so a career.
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The most memorable moments of a person's
life.
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Proms, birthday parties, baby showers.
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They have to be planned. You could have
thrown Mr. Kessenberg the best party
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ever, but he wouldn't be there if I
hadn't repaired his aorta.
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Then I could have planned his funeral.
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Important jobs, fun jobs.
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Why are we fighting about this? We each
have careers that we find fulfilling.
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That's all that matters.
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You are so right, Dad.
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Thank you.
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I want to spend my life doing something
that fulfills me. I don't want to be a
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lawyer. What? Huh?
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I want to be a stylist for celebrities.
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A stylist?
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You don't want to be a stylist.
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What's a stylist?
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Remember when I told you to stop wearing
corduroys?
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That made me your stylist.
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All right, Aaron, take your backpack
upstairs.
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James, get your finger out that eye.
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And Gabby, explain yourself.
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I'm going to make money by dressing
celebrities.
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It's the perfect career for me.
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That's not a career.
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Maggie, back me up.
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If you become a stylist, do I get a
discount?
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Girl, you know I got you. Then go forth
and accessorize.
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My daughter is not going to be picking
out culottes for a living.
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Coulottes? Oh, Dad.
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Dad, you're all over the place. You just
said that all that matters is finding a
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job that's fulfilling. So why can't I be
a stylist?
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Because I was lying to make my wife
happy.
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I can't believe this.
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The monster bug died in the end.
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Did you just give away the ending of my
new comic book?
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No, remember?
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I just gave a... with the ending of our
new comic book.
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Ah!
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Sometimes I wonder why we're even in
this relationship.
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I bought this with my money, which I
went out and earned while you sit around
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the house all day eating candy.
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I'm sorry y 'all had to witness that.
We're working through some stuff.
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Look, Gabby... Is...
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Smart enough to decide her own future. I
know it's not what we thought, but
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isn't it her choice?
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They never had choices before you got
here.
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Regardless, she's a junior who's
stressed enough as it is.
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I guess we don't have to plan your whole
life right now.
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We were talking about career paths, and
you haven't even graduated high school.
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Let's just focus on getting you through
those SATs tomorrow.
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No worries. This conversation's really
helped me clarify things.
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How so?
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I'm not... taking the SATs.
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I'm not going to college.
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Wait, really?
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We're having pie?
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If Gabby's not going to college, I'm not
going to the dentist.
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You're going to your room. We'll call
you when dinner's ready.
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It won't be ready for a while unless
Stephanie turns on the
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man should go to culinary school.
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No, he is going to college. All my kids
are going to college. Gabby, come out
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here. No, you're going to yell. I am not
going to yell.
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For your information, just because I'm
not going to college, that doesn't mean
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I'm not going to school. I will be
applying to the Philadelphia Stylist
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of Pennsylvania.
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That place with all the late night
infomercials? I love that little cartoon
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diploma that thinks about second
chances.
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Gabby, quit acting dumb and go to
college.
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I thought you were cool with me being a
stylist. I am, as long as you learn how
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to do it at a real school.
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It is a real school. It's a one -year
vocational program, and they don't
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an SAT score to get in.
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Quick question.
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When you graduate, does the processional
walk straight to the unemployment line,
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or is there like a pizza party first?
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Son, what are you doing? James said he's
going to get revenge for tearing his
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comic book by coming after something
big.
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I have to hide all my best stuff.
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I suggest the Caymans.
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Well, this seems to be a major crisis,
so I'll just be okay.
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Fitz, we're not done.
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But nobody really needs college anymore.
We live in a world of YouTube and self
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-promotion. Yeah.
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Honey, Gabby's not wrong.
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Some people do great without going to
college. Stephanie, I know you like
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the kid's best buddy, but now is not the
time.
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This isn't about being their buddy.
Yeah, Dad.
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Girl, he crazy. I know, shoot, but...
Not everyone needs a diploma
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to be successful. That's just the way
the world works now.
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Oh!
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Oh, is that the way the world works now?
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Hmm. What else did I miss out there?
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Anything else change?
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Nope, everything's still normal.
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That ain't normal.
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My bed! I bet this is what James meant
by big.
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James, get down here!
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What is wrong with that boy? I just made
this bed.
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He's mad because we share everything
now.
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Aaron, how many times have I told you
boys not to share?
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Wait, that doesn't sound right.
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How's that meatloaf coming? I kind of
worked up an appetite.
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Jane, what were you thinking dropping
Aaron's mattress out a window?
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I didn't drop it. I defenestrated it.
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Whatever you two are doing, just stop
it. Good idea.
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Aaron, let's have a trial separation.
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What's mine is mine and what's yours is
yours. We get until dinner to claim
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anything we share.
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Starting now.
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Enough jaw -jacking.
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Gabby, college is a privilege. I was the
first in my family to go, and I had to
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beg, borrow, and steal to pay for it
because I knew the value of that
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If education's so valuable, how come you
always complain about how much you
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spent on my degree? It's not a
complaint.
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I just want you to feel guilty.
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Mine.
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just put it up for me, though?
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Nice move, but I'm claiming all the
basketballs.
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I did not think this through.
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James!
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Gabby, the thing about vocational school
is you're left without options.
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It's stupid.
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You need a fallback. Why?
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You didn't have one. Doctor was my
fallback.
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Hang on.
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You were just making a big stink about
doctor, and that was your fallback?
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What did you want to be?
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Pope?
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Before I was pre -med, I might have been
a musical theater major.
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You are so not a musical theater major.
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You're just saying that to make me think
I need options.
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I'm saying that because I happen to be a
trained baritone. Prove it. I don't
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need to prove anything to you. I am your
father.
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Yeah, he's lying.
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Oh, really?
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I am the very model of a... modern Major
General.
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I've information vegetable, animal, and
mineral. I know the kings of England and
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I quote the fights historical from
Marathon to Waterloo in orders
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Wow.
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That's right, wow.
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I brought the wow for three semesters.
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And then you gave up? No, I just
realized that this thing I enjoy doing
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didn't enjoy enough at 20 to do for the
rest of my life.
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Luckily, I was at a school where I could
switch. That's all I'm saying.
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Options. If you don't get a job as a
stylist, you're not getting a job,
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Every employer out there wants to see a
college diploma.
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It's only a dang fool that thinks they
can do anything of value without
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finishing college. Anyone who doesn't
finish is a dang fool.
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And a big, sad failure to the parents.
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You didn't finish college. How could you
wait to turn, Charlie? She's mine.
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Oh, this is so perfect.
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If you didn't graduate from college,
then whose diploma is that hanging up in
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hallway? Mine.
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That I paid an art major to make.
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Oh, you've got some explaining to do,
little girl. Fine.
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After four years, I was still a few
credits shy of graduating. I always
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finish up, but...
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The longer I waited, the less important
it seemed.
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You told me your degree was a B .S. No,
I said my degree is... Oh, come on!
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Who are you? If Steph never finished
college, then I'm not even starting.
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You hear that? Your life is the
ammunition my kids use in their war to
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disappoint me.
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I paid for you to finish college, and I
want my money back.
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And I'm not taking your check either,
because you're shady.
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Aaron. Aaron, not now. But James claimed
our bedroom.
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Where am I supposed to sleep?
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To the matches in the living room.
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Everybody in this family has something
smart to say except for dumb old
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Stephanie. She didn't finish college.
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Mom, let it go.
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And Dad, you let it go. I'm not taking
the SAT. You are, and that's final.
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You want my stuff, James?
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Fine. Here's my dinner.
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Oh.
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This amuses you?
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Drop out?
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No, but this does.
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You
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know,
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all this food is reminding me that I
paid for a meal plan for
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you at that school.
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Mom, don't you dare.
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Soak it up with your diploma.
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He was messing with you. Even if you
could, Pennsylvania doesn't recognize
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common -law relationships.
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I did a whole mock trial about it in
school.
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I made a football player cry on the
stand. It was awesome.
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James?
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Pennsylvania really doesn't recognize
common law.
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Oh, I got some phone calls to make.
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Sounds like you found being a lawyer
pretty fun. Doesn't mean I'm ever good
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enough to do it for real.
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You said it. SAT, college, law school.
If I mess up any one of those, then what
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was the point? So is that what tonight
was all about?
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You're afraid of failing?
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Of course.
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But I don't have to be if I apply to
that stylist school. It's above a bike
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shop, for crying out loud.
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Gabby, I'll support whatever you want to
do, but you shouldn't make decisions
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out of fear.
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I have to be at the SATs by 7 tomorrow.
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Then let's get some food in you.
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That's all we have left is raw meatloaf.
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Who wants pizza?
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Oh, sounds like the celebration doctor's
buying.
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That's all right, Charlie.
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You'll pay later.
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