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Dad, you know who asked me out on a date
with Family's Country Club?
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Flip McAllister III, as in McAllister
Mall, McAllister Bank, McAllister Cured
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Meats.
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Is all this a lead -up to you asking me
for an expensive new dress?
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No, just something simple that goes with
a convertible. A red one.
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Charlie, say bye -bye to James, because
he's about to go bye -bye.
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James. What did you do?
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Nothing. He sent out a memo telling
teachers not to come in until noon.
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Nothing. And that?
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He got a week of detention.
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How could you do something like that?
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Easy. I stole some letterheads from the
office when they were at lunch.
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Stole? James?
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Why am I saying that like the two things
don't go together?
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Chill out.
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I totally understand your concern. I
can't get caught.
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That's the takeaway here.
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No, the takeaway is you need to stop
scamming. You're not a little kid
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and one of these days they're going to
stop treating you like one. Yeah. If
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is where you are now, I'd hate to see
what you look like as an adult.
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James, is that you?
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Hey, Jamal.
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Come on in. Aaron, come downstairs. Your
cousin's here. Hey.
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Stephanie, this is Kim's nephew, Jamal.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind me saying
this, but way to go, Uncle Charlie.
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Oh, please.
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I'm old enough to be your sister.
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Jamal, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal.
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Hey, little guy.
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Oh, yeah, you got big.
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Oh, what are you doing here?
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I have a meeting in town. I'm selling my
startup.
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Oh, startup company. That's impressive.
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No big deal.
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Except it's a huge deal. I'm going to
make so much money.
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You always were my favorite cousin.
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How long are you staying?
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Just a couple days.
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Speaking of which, do you know of a good
hotel nearby?
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You kidding? I know of 15.
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I went through a divorce. What do you
want from me?
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Don't be silly.
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Our couch is your couch.
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At a hotel, you can get a bed and a
couch.
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If you're up early enough, a Danish.
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Jamal, you'll stay with us.
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Thank you. That is so generous. And I
can spend some more time with my
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Stephanie, can I see you in the kitchen
for a moment? We need to figure out
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dinner.
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Jamal's here.
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We'll take him out.
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Then let's go pick out a restaurant.
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I thought we'd go to Vino's.
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Then let's go pick out an appetizer.
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Stephanie, we've got to get Jamal out of
here the sooner the better. What are
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you talking about? This is perfect.
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Just when we were worried about James,
this great role model walks in.
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Jamal can't be a role model for James.
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Jamal was James.
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The last time he stayed here, he left
with my golf clubs. He stole them?
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No, I gave them to him. I have no idea
why he's that good.
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You haven't seen him in years, Charlie.
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Maybe he's legit.
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Besides, he's your ex -wife's family.
The last thing I need is Kim thinking
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trying to drive away her people. Let her
blame me. I'm not afraid of her.
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Are you afraid of me?
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Jamal, we're going to Vino's!
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So, I hear at Flip's Country Club, the
guys wear jackets and ties.
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And they also serve steak and lobster.
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Well, I hope they serve kibble, because
you've got the manners of a dog.
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What's wrong with how I eat? Stop
licking your paws and I'll tell you.
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Now, sit your derriere at this table.
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If you're trying to impress this country
club crowd, you have got to learn
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proper table etiquette.
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Show me how to use this fork.
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Do you know what you're doing wrong?
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No.
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It is a fork, not a shovel.
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You are to take a dainty bite, then
place it back on your plate until you
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chewing. Well, if I do that, somebody's
gonna take my pie.
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Ain't nobody gonna take your pie.
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Forks down, dibs.
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You were saying?
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Moving on.
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Let's try a sip of tea.
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Why are you choking that cup as if it
stole your man?
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Pinky out, Gabby. Were you raised in a
barn?
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Aaron's right.
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Pinky out.
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How do you know how to do that? From
this video game, Mind Your Manners
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Massacre.
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Mind Your Manners Massacre?
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Oh, yeah. If you don't hold your pinky
out, this psycho teacher Mrs. Fingerball
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says, I beg your pardon, and then cuts
her hand off.
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That's aggressive.
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It's how I learned to squeeze juice from
a lemon. If you don't do it properly,
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you're squeezing juice from your head.
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Please, any moron can squeeze a lemon.
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Wrong! Aaron, tell her how to do it. You
put your fork in it, and then you
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gently press the side.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, ow, ow, juice of my eye, juice of my
eye!
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Wrong again.
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Squeeze your head, Grandma Maggie. It's
the only way she's gonna learn.
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Hey, guys, did you know for a startup,
Jamal went to China?
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How unbelievable is that?
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Extremely. Hey, Jamal, you never told us
about your business.
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Oh, you wouldn't be interested. It's
pretty complicated.
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I'm a heart surgeon. You don't know
complicated until you've had to
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pig's heart into a human.
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You've done that?
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No, I just said it's complicated.
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Whoa. You really want to know, I
developed an algorithm that allows
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predict what you're going to buy. It
aggregates user impulse inclinations,
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allowing increased CTA efficiencies, so
you can lower your CAC without
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compromising your CLTV.
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Well, that doesn't sound made up at all.
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So, since you're about to be rich, how
about you treat your little cuz to some
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fro -yo? I passed a fro -yo palace on
the way here. They do buy one and get
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for you on your birthday.
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But it's not my... Oh,
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no!
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Gabby scratched her eye trying to get
the lemon juice out. The doctor says
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she'll be fine, but just know she's a
little sensitive.
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About what?
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Ahoy there, Captain Gabby.
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Are you okay?
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It's not funny. How am I supposed to go
to the country club like this?
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You just tell those fancy people it was
a fencing accident.
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On your yacht.
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Now let's fix your posture, Quasimodo.
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Balance this on your head.
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Mom, haven't you done enough?
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You nearly blinded her. She's got to
learn how to carry herself.
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This isn't about how she sees. It's
about how she looks.
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That's good, because right now she looks
like a one -eyed fool with a book on
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her head.
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Don't hate because I'm fancy.
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Nobody can do this.
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See, let's play soccer with this on my
head.
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You just need practice.
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Take a lap.
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Around the table? The block.
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I gotta give these to Jamal. He loves
his chips.
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Why is Jamal sleeping on your couch and
eating all your chips? That boy is a
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mooch. Freshen up your wine. I'll do it
myself.
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You are letting that boy take advantage
of you because you don't want to look
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bad in front of Charlie's ex.
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No, I'm supporting Jamal because he
reminds me of myself, a young, ambitious
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entrepreneur starting a new business.
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You don't even have your own credit
card.
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It doesn't matter.
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He's leaving tomorrow.
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Hey, Jamal wants to know if we have a
memory foam pillow.
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Just watch. That boy's going to be
around so long, a regular pillow's going
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remember him.
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If we don't have memory foam, Dad has a
feather pillow. It's like spooning a
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baby duck.
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Did all of this come out of one
suitcase?
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No, I had the rest of my stuff express
shipped here.
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Oh, is it cool if I have my mail
forwarded to this address?
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Why? It's a just -in -case thing. My
meeting was tomorrow, but my investor
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held up in Ecuador.
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Huh. Did he miss his flight?
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No, they actually held him up.
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Kidnapped him, too. It's a ransom
situation.
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Wow.
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That sounds like something out of a
movie or other work of fiction.
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I know.
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It's weird, right?
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But it should be cleared up in a couple
days.
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A couple weeks, tops.
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Hey, Jamal, do you prefer a cotton
pillowcase or a sateen?
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It's not even a choice, man.
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Sateen.
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It's like I always say, when it's free,
you go fancy.
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Jamal, that is a life lesson. I want to
be just like you. Give me some.
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Charlie, you were right.
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Jamal is a terrible influence.
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That boy's up to something. And I don't
just mean all up in my sateen.
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What's sateen?
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That's not important, Charlie. That
large -looking James boy is moving in!
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I can't believe Jamal is still here.
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I've been screaming at him in my head
for four days.
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He's not going to get him out, Charlie.
You have to be direct, like I've been.
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What have you done? Oh.
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I rolled my eyes, I sighed, I bought
generic chips.
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Well, I can't wait for him to leave. If
James keeps spending time with that
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mooch, he's gonna turn into him.
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Morning!
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All right, James, incoming.
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All right, got it.
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Don't get it!
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Got it.
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Uh, what's going on here? We're making
breakfast for everyone. It was Jamal's
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idea. I thought it would be nice if you
let me have your couch.
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All right, let's dress you babies up.
James, go high. On it.
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All right.
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Load them up.
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We'll make it.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep. Yep.
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Pancakes.
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Pancakes. Pancakes.
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Pancakes.
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Pancakes.
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hear the blood in my head.
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But we're just getting started. We have
a whole bowl of batter and we're going
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to juice some oranges.
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Yeah, Jamal said he was going to show me
how to juice with my feet.
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That's it.
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You know what?
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I'll do it.
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You guys go watch the living room.
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You insist.
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Well, as long as they tricked you into
making breakfast, can you whip me up
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bacon? Charlie Phillips, they did not
trick me into making breakfast.
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Oh, I forgot. We were going to make
homemade biscuits and gravy.
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Uh, what kind of biscuits?
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Yeah, they tricked me.
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Guys, good call on letting Jamal stay
here. He's taught me so much. Did you
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that technically it's not against the
law to take coins out of a fountain? But
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those coins are people's wishes. Yeah,
science gets to prove that. And I know
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science. I made an algorithm.
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He showed me this website where you can
get all this free stuff if you tell them
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you're a shut -in.
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I got this anti -fungal cream, and Jamal
has a shower seat coming.
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Standing up is whack.
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Give me a second.
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That's it.
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I'm kicking him out right now.
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I thought you were worried about Kim.
Oh, I'm way past that. You stay here and
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worry about what your first wife's going
to think. Your second wife is going to
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get our house back.
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James, where are you going?
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Jamal wants me to pick some apples from
our neighbor's tree. We're one good
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shaking from a pie.
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He says only fools pay for fruit. And
cable.
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Look, Jamal, we love having you here.
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But you're a young entrepreneur.
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You need your own face.
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I was thinking that, too. And I found
something. I thought James might take it
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wrong. James will be fine.
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Follow your dreams.
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Great. Wait till you see what I found.
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You found... Stephanie, I am not afraid
of Kim. In fact, I just called her
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because she needs to know that this is
our home, and she will not dictate who
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lives here.
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Two rings in, I realized it was 3 a .m.,
and I hung up because you do not want
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to wake that woman in the middle of the
night.
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Don't worry about it, Charlie. I took
care of it.
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What's that?
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Privacy screen.
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Found a bunch behind a Japanese
restaurant.
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Once I get all these up, I have my own
space, just like you said.
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Come on, Steph.
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I got six more in the garage.
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Jim Manor's Massacre says, proper ladies
don't stay stupid.
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If you do, she tears your arm off and
beats you with it.
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Y 'all still talking about that game?
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Why, yes. It's turned me into a proper
gentleman.
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Well, maybe you can help me with this
train wreck.
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Dang, Grandma Maggie, that's like messed
up. Is it like messed up or is it
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messed up?
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If you want to impress this boy's
family, you have got to enunciate and
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from saying, um, like, or I'm all, uh.
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Now, tell us how you met this fancy
fellow.
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So, I was in the cafeteria, and, um...
Ah!
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What the?
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You said, um.
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When you don't speak properly, Mrs.
Fingerbowl yells in her ear, and fancy
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you with a bat.
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Shall I get a bat?
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and don't scream either.
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So, Flip and I saw each other from
across the cafeteria and I was like... I
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was all...
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Um... Did you stop?
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Oh, Erin, you made me bite my tongue.
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It feels like it's gonna swell.
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You know what?
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When this rich boy... to pick you up,
don't open your mouth.
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You only draw attention to your pretzel
neck and your wonky eye.
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back there, which I don't get because
everything a person could want is back
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there. Man, if someone gave me a sweet
setup like this, I'd never leave.
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Hey, James.
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Hey, future me.
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I was just doing some laundry. Oh,
you're out of detergent and dryer
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And cream soda.
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Uh -oh.
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I hope you weren't looking to take a
nap. I was about to go back to
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But I love the sound of the vacuum.
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Noise never bothers me.
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Oh, do you smell
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I've been taking an Irish cooking class.
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Locked cabbage.
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I love cabbage.
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Let me finish.
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I'm still learning, so there's a lot of
burnt cabbage.
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Don't tell me you're going to burn that
cabbage.
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I give that burnt cabbage a grit.
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I'm going to make some for you next
week. Next week? Hey, if you're going to
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cleaning down here, now would be a good
time for me to take a bath.
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Bath? Try that jacuzzi. You got my mouth
all raised with some burnt cabbage.
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Burnt cabbage.
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Gabby, you are going to do just fine at
that country club.
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Just try to imagine Mr. Fingerbullet
standing right behind you with the power
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drill.
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Okay. Chin up. Ow!
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Shoulders back. And keep that one good
eye on the prize.
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Yeah, but look out for the...
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You didn't even shake his hand properly.
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Don't make dinner for us tonight.
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Jamal and I went to the grocery store.
We filled up on cheese samples and it
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looked great.
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You should see Jamal at that all -you
-can -eat olive bar.
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That's not all you can eat.
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It is if you're fast enough.
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James, we need to talk to you.
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Look, I know we've come down on you a
lot about your scams, but on some level
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have to admit that your scams do show
ambition.
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And that ambition will serve you well in
life.
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As opposed to your cousin, who's a, um,
how do I put it?
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A mooch.
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You know?
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But I thought you were having so much
fun with him.
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Fun? Do I look like a wingman at an
olive bar?
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Why do you think I keep telling you
about all the awful things he has me
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So you...
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If anyone's going to waste their life on
that couch, I want it to be me.
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Out of my way, Charlie.
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Jamal!
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Jamal! Jamal, are you in there?
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Oh, he's in there. He's always in there.
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There's a note.
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Dear family, my investor made it back to
the States and my deal is already
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closed.
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I couldn't have done it without you
saying your couch is my couch.
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Love you guys.
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Jamal. I told you that boy was legit,
you paranoid so -and -so.
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I can't believe he was for real.
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00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,620
Well, let's get this room back to
normal.
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Guys.
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Our couch is his couch.
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And that couch is gone.
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He's that good.
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