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Oh, hey, girl. I didn't see you there.

Oh, hey, girl. I didn't see you there.

What are you doing? Oh, hey, girl. I didn't see you there.

Girl.

Thank you.

So what are you doing?

I can't tell you yet, but when you find out, I promise you'll think it's bomb.

It's supposed to come out when I say prom.

I said bomb.

Go back.

Go back.

to prom?

That is so cute.

Normally, this isn't my thing, but you know how Gabby is.

And you're whipped.

That's even cuter.

Oh, hey, Steph.

Look at you being all not where we thought you were.

Why do you have spackle?

I'll tell you why we don't have it. We definitely were not practicing circus

tricks on our bed.

And my head definitely did not go through a wall.

Boys, this is exactly why we tell you no jumping on the bed.

Steph, just stay calm.

He said calm, not prom.

Everybody's back.

Well, that was weird.

It shouldn't be so difficult.

It's one word.

Well, in their defense, a lot of words rhyme. Oh, don't say it. Don't say what?

Gabby, would you do me the honor of accompanying me to prom?

Don't answer yet.

I said, would you go with me to Prague?

A kid doing dishes without being asked?

Did you break something?

Lose something?

Drunk something?

Yes. Maybe. And won't know on Monday.

Why are you pouring soap into a sandwich bag?

My school switched to powdered soap. It's like washing your hands with

How would I put to work up a lather?

Not with my dish soap.

Fine. Get it.

Hey, Steph, I need your help.

If it's about soap, turn it right around. There is no hope.

Here.

What's up?

It's about prom.

You're worried about the thing your hair always does?

Now I am. Thanks for that.

I'm nervous about hanging with a bunch of juniors. It's one thing to see Noah's

friends at school, but prom is like... A minefield of potential social disaster.

I was going to say real fancy, but thanks for that, too.

Charlie, what happened? He threw out his back dunking. Whatever.

Actually happened.

She saw a quarter.

Don't look at me like that. I needed New Mexico and I got it. I gotta go call

Molly back.

You think I'm nervous about prom? She already sweated through three of her

dresses and she wasn't even wearing two of them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

My Molly's going to prom?

Okay, really creepy when you say my Molly.

And yes, some jock named Thad asked her. Doesn't this Thad that our love is a

delicate dance?

Please, you hit on her and she completely ignores you.

That's the dance!

So, about this guy from your school taking my molly to prom.

You don't stop calling her your molly. I'm gonna swat you with this pillow. My

molly would never hit me.

So, how big is this yahoo taking molly?

Could I whoop him?

I doubt it.

He's the captain of the wrestling team.

Oh, that's bad.

Good luck, James.

Not a problem.

My Molly doesn't like sports.

Charlie, why are you upset the chiropractor fixed your back?

You used my New Mexico quarter in the meter.

Oh, please. Just go to the bank and ask. They'll give you one.

It's not the same. You have to find it yourself or it doesn't count. You never

understand my hobbies.

How's the prom planning going? We're trying to decide between a limo and a

stretch limo. Hey, how about I drive you in Stephanie's minivan?

I'll even take all your friends for fro -yo on the way home.

That's very generous, Dr. Phillips, but we'll just order dessert set to the

hotel room.

Hmm.

This is what a heart attack feels like.

Did you not mention that?

It's not a hotel room, hotel room.

We're having an after party in a hospitality suite at the hotel where the

is. It'll be us and a bunch of Noah's friends just hanging out for a couple of

hours. Oh, that's totally different. In that case, no way.

My parents did this for my sister two years ago. They liked knowing she was

safe. Dad, this isn't a big deal. Kids do it all the time.

Not my kids.

My kids are home at 11. Great. I'll be back at 11.

Hey, sit down.

Nobody is going anywhere.

Shoot. I was going to see if he could pick me up some soap.

Now, back to this hotel room discussion.

End of discussion.

Charlie, we need to talk.

Meet me in the kitchen.

What did I lose in the kitchen?

You're not seriously going to support this. Charlie, you're embarrassing Gabby

in front of her boyfriend.

I don't care. She is not going to a hotel room for an after prom.

It's an extension of the prom. You don't want her to be the only kid whose

parents won't let her go.

Hmm, you're right.

Let's get on the phone and start talking sets to some of these other parents.

What do you want to do, Charlie?

Follow her around the rest of her life in a surveillance van? Well, if she's

going to go get in a hotel room, somebody's going to be surveilling from

somewhere.

It's a safe, smart way for them to celebrate after prom. She's going.

I hate the kitchen.

You look so beautiful, Gabby.

She'd look even more beautiful with sleeves.

Dad. Honey, make sure you get my good side.

Who am I kidding? They're both my good side.

Gabby, can I borrow you for a second?

Why? Is something wrong?

Am I wearing too much glitter? Not enough glitter? Is glitter over? Why

you let me wear glitter?

Gabby, take a deep breath. I can't. It's a corset top.

You shouldn't worry about what other people will think.

That's the whole point of prom.

I need them to think.

Ooh, look at that girl. Not, ugh, look at that girl.

Well, maybe this will help.

Oh, thanks, Steph.

Wow, is this real gold?

Girl, it's prom, not your wedding. It's gold enough.

Oh, that's Molly and her date.

Hey, guys. Oh, you look so cute.

You look so cute.

Oh, she really does look beautiful, huh?

Yeah, why couldn't she be ugly?

So, listen, you know those super cool juniors, Emily and Megan?

Yeah. They're going to be at our after prom.

That's great. We've been dying to hang with them.

Yeah, they don't want sophomores there.

Uh, well, we're going. Did they really expect us not to?

Yes. Do you want to read the blog post?

Can I help you with something?

You think you got Molly?

You're just part of our delicate dance.

Molly?

I thought her name was Holly.

You're killing me.

enough do.

I tried taking mine down, but there's so much hairspray, it won't move.

I even took out every bobby pin. My clutch sounds like a maraca.

Would you please stop stressing for the millionth time?

You look beautiful tonight.

And I'm not being too annoying?

You look beautiful tonight.

I'm sorry.

I've been all in my head since I found out Emily and Megan don't want

here. Of course they want you here.

Oh.

Hello. Oh, hey, Emily, Megan.

You've changed clothes.

It's called after prom, not same prom.

How could you not tell me I needed an after prom outfit?

It didn't occur to me.

Did I mention you look beautiful tonight? About a million times.

I don't want to be beautiful anymore.

I want to be effortlessly casual.

I'm going to do that. Excuse me.

I need you to bring me something.

You're out?

Dang. Dad at home?

Dad?

Oh.

Hey there.

What are you doing here? Are you spying on me?

Kinda.

Steph, did you know Dad was here at the hotel?

Kinda.

I can't believe you guys. Why not just bring the whole family?

watching me he's watching you i'm watching him watch you why does anyone

watch anybody and why are we doing this out here where people can see us all

right let's all go inside you guys do that i'll be hanging with molly no we

are all going back into our room and you boys are going to put that cart back

where you found it those girls already think i'm a baby it's a fine my

mommy and daddy are here, I'll have to go into witness protection.

I expect this from dad, but you, your father, and I support each other's

decision. And we both agree that this was all his idea.

Yes, it was. And a fine one at that.

I'm just here to make sure he doesn't do anything crazy, like go get ice when I

told him to stay in the room. Well, I don't like warm tap water.

Then grab a bottle from the fridge. From the fridge? Those bottles are $14. They

try to pretend that they're complimentary, but they're not

What I want to do is go across the hall, make your father's presence known, then

come back over here and watch something wholesome.

Wait, what?

You said we were just going to listen through the wall. Well, that was when I

thought we had the room next to them. Now that we're stuck across the hall

holding a stethoscope up to the walls just plain silly.

Oh, you brought your stethoscope?

Can I see that for one second? So cool. You are destroying my life!

Charlie? We are not leaving this room.

Gabby, put down the stethoscope, freshen up your lip gloss, and go.

Make some memories.

Fine.

But if I hear anything I don't like, anything, I'm coming in.

You're right, Steph.

We need that card for all the good stuff.

Right here.

I worked up an appetite out running that maid.

You look dumb.

I can't believe you knew to bring an after prom outfit and didn't tell me.

didn't know. These were in case Pat ditched me and I had to walk home.

I mean, he thinks my name is Polly.

Hey, Gabby, come on. Some of us are going to race luggage cars down the

But my parents know someone who died that way.

Rolling suitcase just knocked him right over a balcony.

It was tragic.

You know what's tragic?

This party.

Not tragic, ha -ha.

Tragic dull.

What's wrong with dull? Nobody ever barged in complaining the kids across

hall were too dull.

Gabby, be fun.

Hey, hey, hey. You know what's really fun? Some good television.

Luxury accommodations.

Hey, Jim.

Fine. Yes?

You want to watch the hotel menu? Shh, come on, Noah.

is one.

Hey, can we turn that down, please?

Why? Do your parents know someone who died from music, too?

Oh, okay.

My bad.

You know what? We can create our own music. I'll throw down a beat.

Don't have any fun while I'm gone.

Don't. Please don't.

Why are you shoving me?

I bought you clothes.

Thank you. At least something can go right tonight.

Well, you know I'm here for you.

I'm also here for that pool with the swim -up bar.

Now hand over your key card.

They'll charge everything to the room. I can't give you my key. Well, then I

can't give you these shoes.

Hope you brought a swimsuit.

I did not.

Fortunately, this works in the gift shop, too.

All right, buddy, don't let me down.

How am I sure about spying on Molly?

It doesn't seem right.

You get to ride on a room service cart.

I'm in.

Now, remember, use a video chat for spying, but also give me a couple of

for my scrapbook.

Where'd this come from?

Hey, Dolly, did you order this?

Hey, Steph, can I borrow your cell phone? Aaron has mine.

Wait, where is Aaron? Hiding on a room service cart in Gabby's hotel room.

If we get the video chat going, we can see what Molly's doing.

Or Gabby, or whatever.

You heard the boy. Give him your phone. No, Charlie. This is crossing a line,

and I won't be any part of it.

Will my flip phone work? Only if you throw it at somebody and steal their

Gabby, we need to talk. What do you want to talk about? The great amenities they

have in that bathroom.

There's a free shower cap, avocado conditioner, and this awesome oatmeal

Something is seriously going on with you tonight.

People are talking about leaving, including Thad.

Thad? His name is Chad.

Sorry, I've been so lame, but here's the deal.

Stephanie and my dad are in the room across the hall.

They're spying on you?

It's so messed up. They are going to totally embarrass us in front of the

junior. I know, I know.

We just have to make sure my dad doesn't hear anything that freaks him out. Oh,

look. No, a super weird day finally changed.

Those shoes are almost cute.

I guess you look okay.

Thank you.

Did you hear that? They like us. We're in.

Oh, no, no, no. You're not in yet.

Does that arm look familiar?

Oh, Erin.

Why do you have Gabby's dress?

Maybe she didn't eat anymore tonight.

It actually looked kind of lame.

Dad, what are you doing? Get up.

Oh, look, that weird girl invited her dad.

I'm so creeped out.

Yeah, let's go to the after -after prom.

Guys.

Excuse me, sir.

Everyone's leaving, Charlie.

What do you have to say for yourself?

My work here is done.

Will somebody please get me a pillow?

For under your knees or over your face?

Can somebody else please get me a pillow?

Charlie, you really need to apologize.

I'm sorry, Noah, that I ruined your prom night.

Seriously?

Okay, Gabby, I may have been a little overprotective, but you, you,

you didn't do anything wrong.

Stephanie.

Wait, she's good.

Okay.

I screwed up.

Wait a minute.

There's a kid in this family who's miserable and it's totally not my fault?

Gabby, take a picture.

I want to remember my special night.

Why the long face, girl?

We could have our own after party, right?

Here. I would rather eat my own foot.

And the dance continues.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. We just hit another hour.

Start the clock again.

I still have some tension in my shoulders.

Keep billing it to the hospitality suite.

Bill away.

Make sure you give yourself a nice tip.

Would you mind getting that, please? I ordered a little something something.