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Okay, ready to see your Halloween
costumes?
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You're going at splattered entrails?
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I'm Bacon, and you guys are gonna be
eggs!
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We're trick -or -treating as a family
breakfast.
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You're the jumbo egg. Jumbo?
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Seriously? To a teenage girl?
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You ain't that new here.
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Bacon and eggs doesn't seem like a scary
costume. Come on, James!
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you'll be high cholesterol.
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That's the silent killer.
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Ooh, I've come to stop your blood.
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So, does this mean you're not doing a
thing on the porch this year? Oh, no, I
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have to do that.
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I'm going for first place on
NeighborhoodTrickOrTreat .com.
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Oh, I came so close last year till the
Meharrys dressed up their little wiener
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dog as a balloon animal.
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So, I can't trick -or -treat with you,
but between doorbells, I'm up for
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whatever you got.
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What have you got?
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Bobbing for apples, witch's ring toss,
and my favorite part of Halloween,
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pumpkin carving.
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All that and carving pumpkins?
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Mind blown.
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Darn right it's blown because this party
is going to be awesome. And of course
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the evening will culminate with trick
-or -treating.
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I don't know, Steph.
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I have a big report due on
photosynthesis.
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If I come to your party, I won't be able
to finish it.
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I'm in.
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You know what, Steph?
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This sounds like fun.
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I'll go as sexy egg, cut out the yolk,
show a little midriff, maybe some
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fishnets. Forget about it. You're going
as a waffle.
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Okay, sexy waffle.
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Cut a couple squares, show a little
midriff, maybe some fishnets.
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You know what? You're going as shut -in
teenage girl in a suit of armor. Hey,
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cut through the chain mail, show a
little midriff.
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Guess what I am?
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An open -heart surgeon.
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No, I'm an open -heart... Aw.
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I love this costume.
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I never get to have any fun with the
gory parts of my job.
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It's always, stop playing with the
heart, he's running out of time.
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Charlie, you terrify those trick -or
-treaters however you like. Just make
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you pop in for the pumpkin carving. Oh,
can I use my scalpel?
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You have to use one of these cute teeny
weeny pumpkin knives. They come with a
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carving kit for a reason. Yeah, the
reason is they break and you have to buy
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another kit.
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Just get your butt on the porch, Mr.
Know -It -All.
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Dr. Know -It -All?
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Hey, where are my eggs? We need to get
cracking!
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Oh -ho!
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Hey, medium -sized egg, why aren't you
medium -sized egg? I sat on a wall and
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had a great fall. Now I'm a zombie
mortician.
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Okay, you're kind of ruined. the theme,
bacon, eggs, and rotting flesh isn't
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exactly a balanced breakfast.
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I'm sorry, Tim, but I'm out. I'm doing a
haunted house in the garage.
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Since when?
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Since I realized how much the church
makes off theirs.
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I could charge two bucks a head. Plus
donations to the needy children, as in I
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needy some money.
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Okay, but what about our family party?
I...
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I had this whole thing planned. I don't
know. The Apple Bob pumpkin thing
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sounded kind of childish.
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Pumpkin carving childish?
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This says ages 8 to 80.
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When you finish carving one, bring it
out to the garage. I could use it as a
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spooky cash box.
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Money goes in, but it doesn't come out.
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Sorry, honey. But the rest of us will do
your Halloween stuff.
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Honey, I don't want the rest of us. I
want all of us.
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I've been looking forward to this big
family Halloween ever since I got this
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family. It's half the reason I married
you. Is the other half my dead side
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manna?
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Oh, cute outfit.
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It's almost a shame to cover it up with
an egg costume. That's why I'm not
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gonna. Noah and Molly are coming over.
Oh, I guess the costumes aren't
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important. Especially when we're getting
two more people at our part.
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Hey, hold your happy.
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We'll kind of be par -tay adjacent.
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Really? First James, now you?
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It's not really a party if everybody's
all adjacent.
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Noah's bringing over a movie.
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Halloween is kind of for kids anyway.
Wait, why do you guys keep saying that?
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You're kids!
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It's for you!
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Can you believe everyone's abandoning
me, Charlie?
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Charlie?
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I could just eat you up. But I won't.
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Yeah, I am a lot of egg.
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Yes. Plus, we've got a full schedule. We
are going to bob for apples, make
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scarecrows of ourselves.
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I even went out and got hay.
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Hay.
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When do we go trick -or -treating? That
comes last, remember? I said the evening
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would culminate in trick -or -treating.
Oh, I kind of thought I would know what
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that meant.
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The candy's at...
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Mrs. Phillips.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the too cool for Halloween
crowd.
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Gabby's in the living room. Fun
adjacent.
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Oh, you guys are going to bop for
apples?
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Oh, we used to do that when I was a
little kid.
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Little kid?
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Do you think I'm too cool?
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It'd probably be my last year for all
this Halloween stuff. Oh, you don't mean
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that, sweetie. You love Halloween.
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See what you did? Get in the living
room, both of you, before you ruin
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Christmas, too.
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Hey, Gabby, we've got the movie. Hold on
a sec.
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Gabby's doing something for me. Dad, I'm
not going to rate my own health. That's
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cheating. Not if you use Molly's phone.
Molly, give her your phone.
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Trick or treat!
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Uh, don't give me a rating yet. I'm
coming.
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Oh, I never should have left my post.
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Passed out there trick -or -treating.
Seriously?
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How pathetic is that?
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Yeah. Who likes free candy?
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So, what movie did you bring?
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Nosferatu. Oh, good choice, babe.
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What is it, babe?
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It's a vampire movie.
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Ooh, great. Shirtless dude sparkling. I
can get with that.
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Actually, it's a silent German film from
the 1920s.
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My older sister says it's awesome.
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Oh, silent.
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Sounds very sophisticated.
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How can it sound anything?
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It's silent.
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Noah and I think it's cool.
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All right, silent film it is.
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Just as long as it's not in black and
white.
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Trick or treat!
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I just lost a patient.
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And it really... tore my heart out.
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Is that how my dad's heart looked when
he operated on it last year, Dr.
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Phillips? Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
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No, no, no.
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Your, uh, your daddy's heart is much
healthier and it's, uh, gonna last him a
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very long time.
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Your last name is Rogers, right?
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Clyman. Oh.
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Why don't you take two?
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Enjoy the night. And hug your dad.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Garden gnome?
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Sexy garden gnome.
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I had a date with a landscaper named
Larry, and that fool left me standing
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on my lawn.
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And don't you dare chuckle.
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If I promise not to, will you pass out
candy while I go use the little
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room? I can't leave my post.
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So far tonight, I'm in first place on
NeighborhoodTrickOrTreat .com.
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You're serious?
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Yeah.
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Trick or treat?
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Well, aren't you curious?
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Oh, honey, that's me. Hold this for me
for a second.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Larry the Landscaper.
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What do you mean you picked up the wrong
garden gnome?
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How many sexy garden gnomes were there
standing out on their lawn?
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Really?
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Bye -bye, Larry.
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Uh -oh.
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Charlie ain't gonna like that.
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Okay. So what are we watching?
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Nosferatu.
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Russianist vampire movie from the 1920s.
And which Real Housewives are we
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switching to?
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We're not switching.
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We're loving this.
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How could you not?
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It's so deep and German and deep.
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I had the worst dream. I was trapped
watching this.
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Well, I'm out.
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You're going to miss the ending. I doubt
it.
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like that, girl, I'm still iffy about
you.
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Maggie, you're supposed to be passing
out candy.
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Your candy ran off.
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As did your candy bowl.
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That was all I had.
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My trick -or -treat ranking is gonna
tank.
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The Maharis are way ahead of me.
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That's because they dress their dog up
as a cat.
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Little Rascal's confused, but adorable.
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I can't beat that.
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And now I have no candy.
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James, he's got to be hiding candy up in
his room. He's hiding everything else.
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Maybe I'll find the key to my lockbox.
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Also my lockbox.
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You ought to be looking for a dog
dressed up like a cat.
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Oh, the bald one and those teenagers are
boring.
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So what are you up to?
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We're making scare clothes ourselves.
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Oh, Scarecrow Stephanie, you are working
these pants.
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What's your number, Eve?
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We're having fun, huh, Aaron? Heck yeah,
we are.
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But have we finished yet? I want to go
trick -or -treating. We will, but first
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we have to carve the pumpkins.
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It's not Halloween without them. It's
not Halloween without trick -or
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Take the boy out.
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Come on.
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All the good candy will be gone. And
they'll just have to knock off like two
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musketeers and be tart.
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Aaron, we can buy candy any time, but we
can't buy memories.
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The only memories this boy will have is
that you didn't take him trick -or
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-treating.
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Fine. We'll go.
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But first, can we just carve one little
pumpkin each? That could be fun.
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Here's yours.
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And here's mine.
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Welcome to death.
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Prepare to feel the horrors of the
afterlife.
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Okay.
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A disclaimer.
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The haunter is not liable for any
medical issues this haunty may suffer
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or after his or her haunted experience.
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You're not pregnant, are you?
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I don't think so.
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In that case, prepare to feel death!
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Your nightmare begins!
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As your zombie mortician, I will have to
pull out your brain, just like these!
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Is this macaroni? No.
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It's brains.
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And these are the cold eyeballs of the
dead.
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Those are grapes.
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You stole a bunch.
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Dude, this haunted house is lame.
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I know you didn't just call my grandbaby
lame.
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This haunted house is a ripoff.
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Say it again.
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Say it again.
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Thinking about those ears.
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Grandma Maggie, you terrified him.
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A whole bag of candy and traumatizing
children?
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James, this Halloween is shaping up real
nice.
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Need to tighten up that weave, though,
baby.
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Almost done carving the smile.
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Just got to do one last dimple.
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How's it going back there, Aaron?
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I wonder if you call it a jack -o'
-lantern before it has a candle in it.
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it just a jack -o'? Steph? Who are you
talking to?
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Aaron. Darecrow Aaron? Because that's
the only Aaron that's here.
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Where's Aaron?
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I don't know, but I can help you look.
How much is left in the movie?
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52 minutes. I've got 52 minutes. Girl,
please keep me busy.
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I was wrong. It's actually 62 minutes.
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But take your time. I've got it on
pause.
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You're on your own. The sooner I get
back, the sooner it ends.
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Do we have any Baker's chocolate?
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I gotta get something out to the kids.
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Charlie, Aaron's gone missing.
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No, he hasn't. Tommy and his mom came to
the door. He left with them to go trick
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-or -treating. What? And you let him
leave?
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Well, he said you guys were done. No, we
weren't done.
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00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,600
Well, maybe he said he was done.
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Are these white chocolate bunnies still
good? They were dark chocolate bunnies
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when we got them, so no.
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Charlie, we've got a bigger problem.
There is nothing left of my whole family
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Halloween. Baloney!
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No, really.
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Aaron left before we even finished
carving pumpkin.
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What if I sprinkle sugar on it? Is that
weird? I'm hearing it. It's weird.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm in last place on the whole block.
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It's baloney or nothing.
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I gotta go!
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Next.
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You better change that into some bills.
Get out of here.
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Please, man. It's all I've got. And I
heard that this is the scariest haunted
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house ever.
274
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Okay, fine.
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That's more like it.
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Welcome to your nightmare.
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It was only 94 minutes.
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Really?
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Because it felt like forever.
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I'm so glad you said that because I
spent the last half trying to figure out
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to dump you.
282
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,650
I just can't believe that movie was so
terrible.
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My sister loved it. Your sister wears a
beret.
284
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,190
Good point.
285
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:07,250
You know, if we're being honest, I miss
Halloween.
286
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:10,810
Really? Because it looks like it puked
all over my house.
287
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,200
You think your stepmom's got any apples
left to buy? We could check in the
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kitchen. Last one there has to watch
Nosferatu again. Get out of my way.
289
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,760
no, no, no.
290
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:25,740
And make sure you tell your mom or your
stepmom how important she is to you.
291
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,800
Don't you roll your eyes, Frankenstein.
292
00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,100
You better be taking notes.
293
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,359
That's right.
294
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,360
Run away. The truth is terrifying.
295
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,660
Honey, I'm the one who's supposed to be
scaring the kids.
296
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,460
Oh, you're scaring them, all right, with
that sugared bologna.
297
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,210
They're lickable meat dicks.
298
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,490
Actually, they're not bad.
299
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:54,490
Take that, my Harrys. And your little
dog, too.
300
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:59,390
I was just starting to get the hang of
this mothering thing, and now I've got
301
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one left to mother. Oh, honey, Aaron's
still little. He's going to need you for
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00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:03,709
a long time.
303
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,690
I cannot believe these neighborhood
kids.
304
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,390
My skeleton is not a trash can.
305
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,830
He's already pulling.
306
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,480
We always used to share a cinnamon bun
at the mall.
307
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,000
Last week, he wanted his own. So?
308
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,320
So, cinnamon buns are huge and shameful,
but Aaron and I split the shame. This
309
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,260
time, I had to eat my own shame.
310
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,440
You didn't have to eat your whole shame.
311
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,900
Of course I did. Those things are
delicious, and I felt so bad about it, I
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00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:32,900
second one.
313
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,780
It's like eating a hug.
314
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,220
Three hugs?
315
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:38,660
Okay, I had three.
316
00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:42,510
Charlie, I just wish the kids wouldn't
grow up quite so fast.
317
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,410
Well, kids have a way of doing that.
318
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,390
I'm still getting used to it.
319
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:51,190
I try to think of it as part of growing
up as a parent.
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00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,570
Best Halloween ever.
321
00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:55,470
Check out all the candy I got.
322
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,630
Steph, I told my friends how awesome our
party was.
323
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:00,590
Candy you said the mother bought for
apples?
324
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,350
You know I can.
325
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,920
Meat disk?
326
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,940
Deb, the Halloween party is off the
hook.
327
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,540
Aw, you guys are doing Halloween?
328
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,880
Turns out we're not as mature as we
thought.
329
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,480
Hey, speak for yourself.
330
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:25,860
Ooh, spooky ghost cookies!
331
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,280
Deb, Grandma Maggie took all my haunted
house money.
332
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,720
Oh, stop your whining. I will give you
what you deserve.
333
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,940
No fair! I deserve more than I deserve.
334
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,980
How about we apple bob for it?
335
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,420
I might just help you stay under if you
get my drift.
336
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,640
Why don't we just play ringtops?
337
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,000
Looks like you got exactly the Halloween
you wanted.
338
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,500
Aw, thank you, Doctor.
339
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:57,220
You know, doctors and bacon may be
enemies, but I can't help wanting to
340
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,220
nibble. Oh.
341
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:06,120
What are you doing?
342
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,280
Is that Aaron Candy?
343
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,210
Yep. I'm just sorting out anything that
looks suspicious.
344
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,030
Well, that doesn't look so suspicious.
345
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,370
Yeah, it does.
346
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,030
Suspiciously good.
347
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:20,630
You, uh, seen any suspicious -looking
taffy?
348
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:24,410
No, but there's some real shady -looking
licorice. Oh.
349
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,470
Snag me another couple of pieces.
350
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,370
Here, just to check.
351
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,430
Hey,
352
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,650
are you the dude that's giving out meat?
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