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None for me. Not hungry.
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Boo -hoo, the boy I like moved to San
Diego and now I'm too sad to eat.
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What boy? You're not allowed to like
boys.
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It's Ben, that slack jaw she did her bio
project with last Saturday.
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Gabby, I know it's hard to lose the love
of your weekend.
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But you still need to eat.
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Hey guys, what's going on?
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Mother's Day.
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I've been up there for an hour waiting
for breakfast in bed.
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We're going to have food in our room for
waffle party.
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I took you out to dinner last night.
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No, I'm talking about my stuff from the
kids.
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So, where's my candy?
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My flowers?
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My candy flowers?
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About that. Not happening.
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What James means?
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is we're doing stepmother's day instead
it's next sunday oh stepmother's day
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that sounds like something that exists
it does i saw it on one of those angry
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women morning shows this way when our
mom gets back you'll still have a
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day just for you okay then stepmother's
day it is today
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is just another sunday Oh, in that case,
can you go to the store? We're out of
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dew. And cereal.
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And I'm all out of razors.
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Charlie!
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I'll make dew.
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Mother's Day.
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You okay?
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I'm fine, honey.
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Fine is never fine.
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I speak wife.
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Oh, do you now?
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Then translate this.
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I love you.
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I am a dead man.
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Hi, hi, hi!
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Aw, thank you,
baby.
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Happy Mother's Day, Maggie.
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Thank you, Charlie.
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You know, Charlie, I think we've come to
the point where you can call me Mom.
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I know it's hard for you to think of me
as a mother, but let's face it, had we
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met under different circumstances, you
and I might have... Okay, okay.
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Uh, I will start calling you that on the
condition that you never finish that
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sentence.
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Well, let me hear it.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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My phone is ringing.
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Ah, he'll warm up to it.
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Oh, Grandma Maggie, what did stuff do
for you for Mother's Day?
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Probably just got me a card with my
card.
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I'll have you know we are spending today
at a luxury spa.
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Oh, a spa? Yes, Mama Lies.
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We're leaving in two hours.
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Two hours? Oh, honey.
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Now that is cutting it close.
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You know I got a little body prep I've
got to do.
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Sometimes you gotta clean up for the
cleaning lady.
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Wow, Seth.
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That is such a thoughtful gift.
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I hope that one day if I have no time to
bond, I've got to book a spa.
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And buy a car.
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Ben's friend Luke totally wants to sit
with you at the game on Friday.
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Cocker isn't even cold yet.
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Ben is gone.
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And besides, Luke gets to borrow his
mom's minivan, and he can stay out until
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11. I don't care. Ben and I are more
than fast cars and loose curfews.
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Okay, kids, listen up.
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Wait.
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Molly, it's Mother's Day.
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Shouldn't you be with your mother?
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My mom likes to be left alone on
Mother's Day.
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Really? You think she'd want to be with
her kids?
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Yeah. I don't know. For some reason, she
told all ten of us to clear out.
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I'll see you later, Gabby.
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Guys, about this Stepmother's Day.
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We need to move the celebration to
today.
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Can't. I don't have anything for Step.
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Is that why you came to me with the
Stepmother's Day thing?
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Hey, two moms in one week breaks the
bank. If we wait until Stepmother's Day,
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all the Mother's Day cards will be half
off. Think it through, people.
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We're on our way.
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Have fun, ma.
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Mmm.
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Mother of my wife.
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Pitiful.
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That was pitiful.
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The woman who forgot her own mother on
Mother's Day.
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I haven't heard you even mention your
mom.
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Did you do anything for her? Oh, nothing
big.
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Just some flowers in a vase made of
shells from our various beach vacations.
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When did you start working on that? When
I was seven.
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I love my mama.
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So, with my card. Oh, you are going to
love it. So you.
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It's a dog butt.
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Read it, read it.
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Stephanie.
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So, when did I get on with this massage?
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Oh, that's a funny card.
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You must not have understood it.
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See, it's a dog's tail, so he's moving
away, making him gone.
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Doggone. It's hilarious.
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I got it.
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Just what I expected from you.
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Ladies, are you set?
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Bring on the big hands.
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Okay, maybe it wasn't the best dog card
ever, but it's the thought that counts.
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There was no thought.
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There's never any thought. Each and
every Mother's Day, all you do is sign
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name to someone else's thought.
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Oh, yeah, baby, that is, that is.
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Well, that's why they have cards.
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That's why cards have that extra space
for you to write something other than
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love, Stephanie.
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Heart, Stephanie.
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Regards, Stephanie.
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Oh, I have never heard that sound come
out of my body before.
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Okay, so you hate the card. Oh, my knee
doesn't bend that way.
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I took you to a spa.
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That's your book at the last minute.
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Why would you think that?
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Because I know you.
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Doesn't even matter.
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Mother's Day is a dumb holiday anyway.
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Well, at least someone's celebrating it
with you.
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This again?
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Boo!
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So, your kids want to do Stepmother's
Day with you. Get over it!
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Oh, get over it.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Just get over having my heart stomped on
by kids I've been raising for nearly a
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year now?
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No. Get over being ridiculous.
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How is it ridiculous to want my kids to
celebrate me with a real Mother's Day?
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It's ridiculous because Mother's Day is
for real mothers.
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Could you guys please turn around so I
can storm out of here?
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No, you hang up first.
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Hello?
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I got Steph.
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A Mother's Day plant.
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Since when do we hate Steph?
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Since all the flowers were gone. It was
either this or fertilizer.
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You made the wrong choice.
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Victory! I had to give some old guy the
hockey elbow, but I got a mom cake.
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How are the gifts coming?
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Gabby failed.
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But I got Steph a beautiful car.
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Wait a minute. I've seen that before.
Did you just take that out of
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closet? No, of course not.
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I'm wounded.
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I took it from Gabby's closet.
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I have a present.
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You made her moonshine?
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Guys, we got to step things up here. No
re -gifting and no biohazards, okay?
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I hear you pitching problems, Deb. I
don't hear you pitching solutions.
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Wait a second. This cake says Happy
Mother's Day Grammy.
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Well, I'm sure Grammys have plenty of
cake in her lifetime. And look.
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Easy fit.
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Now it just says happy mothers.
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That sounds like we have two mothers.
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Oh, right!
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Oh, may I ask what's wrong?
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Mothering issues.
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Oh, don't tell me about it. I raised a
bunch of kids.
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I know a thing or two about mothering
issues.
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I don't know what my mom expects me to
be.
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Some... 50th housewife?
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Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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I mean, I'm a stepmom. I know that. But
I like to think of myself as a real mom,
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too. Well, there's no difference.
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I mean, if one of the kids gets hit in
the nose with a football, you don't care
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if it's yours or his.
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But off the record, she was mine, and
she was my favorite.
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She's right. A mom is a mom.
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I guess I'm just sensitive because my
kids disappointed me. Been there.
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My son used to invest his allowance in
limited liability mutual funds.
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And my daughter invested in lip gloss.
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Just be grateful you don't have twins.
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Double the disappointment.
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Well, at least with twins, it's only
two.
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I've been let down by three.
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Try six.
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Six? Oh, what are you, a pass dispenser?
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What did your kids do that disappointed
you so dear?
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Pull some kind of switcheroo at school?
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I hate that.
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They ignored me on Mother's Day.
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Oh, I can't imagine being ignored on
Mother's Day.
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My son is out in Hollywood, but he still
calls me.
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Well, my girl's all... Always show up on
Mother's Day. But, you know, now that I
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think about it, it might be just one of
them pretending to be the both of them.
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Well, did you tell your kids how you
felt?
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I tried.
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I just couldn't. They were so thrilled
about doing Stepmother's Day.
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That's a thing?
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Oh, thank God my kids didn't know about
that.
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They'd probably use it as an excuse to
sing me a song.
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Newsflash, you are not the Partridge
family.
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So your kids were actually planning
something for you.
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Well, yeah, but it's not Mother's Day.
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It's not Mother's Day.
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What a horrible attitude.
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You know something?
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Sit on it.
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Whining about nothing.
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Oh, you're lucky you are not my
daughter.
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I'm hitting the juice bar.
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I would love a juice.
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Well, I would like a nice herbal tea.
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I could use something herbal myself.
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Mom, am I right?
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Actually, mine was pretty much perfect.
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So your dad was the problem?
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No, he was even better.
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Better than perfect?
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They put on little sketches for it.
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Just last week they did one to teach me
the value of saving for retirement.
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I gotta get my own place.
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Mother's Day, Devin?
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Yeah, I made the S too big, and it was
all downhill from there.
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Real steady hand, Dr. Phillips.
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Done.
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Oh, I think it's sweet that you're
writing Stephanie a poem.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
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Steph is my stepmom, violets are blue.
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Oh, it took me an hour.
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Dad, what do I do here?
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Here's a picture of Ben.
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This is Luke.
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Ben.
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Luke. Ben.
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Luke.
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I can't make up my mind.
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I say you turn them both down and we
revisit that convent school.
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That joke wasn't even funny the first
time. You know what would be really
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If we went to their orientation on the
5th.
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You know what would be hilarious?
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When I end up putting you in a home.
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That's why I married a younger woman.
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It's like Ben understands me better than
any human being has ever understood me.
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But Luke is like here.
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Luke is here?
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Go for Ben.
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Please enjoy the relaxing...
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as you bathe in the detoxing muds of
Icelandic volcanoes.
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You can sell it all you want, sister,
but it's still just dirt and water.
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I can't believe you said I wasn't a real
mom.
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All I meant was, you've got to earn the
title.
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Earn it?
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I'm more of a real mom than you are. I
do everything you did as a mom, and I do
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it by choice.
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You don't think I had a choice?
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Ah, there was a real nice family, I and
you, at the hospital, and I still took
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you home.
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Hey, you only had to raise one kid. I
have to deal with three, so that makes
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three times the mom you are.
256
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You have only had your children one
year, which makes me 30 times the mom
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you are.
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Oh, without the comfort of my mother
there all the time.
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Aha! Well, then that's one point for me.
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See? No appreciation, no...
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I don't always say it.
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But I am only the woman I am because the
mom you are.
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Doggone it.
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All my love, Stephanie.
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Is that better?
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Yes.
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But I'ma need it in writing.
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Happy Mother's Day, baby.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
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No doubt about it.
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Sometimes you can be a real mother.
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Not to my kids, apparently.
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Even if I'm the one with them every day,
I'll always be in second place.
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Just one moment.
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Why does this always happen on my shift?
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with what is apparently a matter of life
or death.
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Gabby? Hey!
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Is everything okay?
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Uh, Ben?
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Biology Ben?
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Uh -huh.
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And what color are Ben's eyes?
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I figured you didn't.
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And that should answer your question for
you.
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Have fun at the game with Luke.
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Today, you're in first place.
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What are you talking about?
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Gabby had a problem. She called you. You
worked it out.
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That's what being a real mom is all
about.
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Really?
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But she didn't even say thank.
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She stopped saying thank you altogether.
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Oh, honey, that's about as mom as it
gets.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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I've been working on this all day.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
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Anybody want to hear that?
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What the?
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It's a boy happy 60th mazel tov?
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It's surprisingly hard to find Mother's
Day balloons on Mother's Day.
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Mother's Day?
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For me?
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Happy Mother's Day, Steph.
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Press play.
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Hmm?
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Can I be honest?
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My life is so boring without the kids
around.
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I know. Back then it seemed like every
week there was a big problem to solve.
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I felt so needed.
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Just like that, it's over.
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I went from twice the trouble to twice
the nothing.
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My parents tried to keep things
interesting by bringing in some other
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little kid.
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We tried that.
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It didn't work.
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Us too.
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Once you do that, everyone knows you've
jumped the shark.
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