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Something wrong, Eric?
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I got girl troubles.
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Been there.
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You want to go back?
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Sam says I have to get her present
because I'm her boyfriend.
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Sam? Oh, right.
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The little girl from your night terrors.
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Dad told me how you felt threatened by
her.
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Look, I didn't say I felt threatened by
her. I said I was threatened by her.
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Several times.
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And be honest, aren't you a little
afraid of her?
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Well, sure, I'm her boyfriend.
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I have to be if I know what's good for
me.
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Best you learn that early.
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Because it's completely not true. You
are pretty.
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And you're cute.
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Since it's our very first Valentine's
Day as a married couple, you get a one
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-time pass.
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Sam would love anything you get her, as
much as she's capable of human emotion.
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Uh, yeah, you could get her jewelry like
Stephanie's. That's still a good gift,
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right? You'd want more of that, wouldn't
you? Hmm? Right?
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I do love jewelry.
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Now that's a choice.
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No, we do this every Valentine's Day.
It's her way of protesting the fact that
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won't let her date until she's 16.
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But this year you have Owen, and you are
allowed to group date. No one will want
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to group date with us on Valentine's
Day.
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I guess I'll just be sitting alone in my
room tonight like some spinster with
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fingernails longer than her hair.
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Sounds like a plan. We'll send you up a
sandwich.
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Fine. If you're going to be heartless, I
might as well be stylish.
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Can't you be stylish with something I
didn't buy for myself yesterday?
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Where are you going?
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To the jewelry store. Apparently it's
Valentine's Day!
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Center for Charlie kind of got away from
me.
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Hey, all clear. Good thing you knew
where the fire extinguisher was.
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Since you discovered the stove, Dad's
put one in every room.
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We do drills.
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Ordering a pizza can be romantic, right?
When it comes to your cooking, romantic
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and humane.
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Did you come over here for a reason?
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My Valentine's date isn't until 6 o
'clock.
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Want to watch a movie?
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Ooh.
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Your wedding video.
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I love a good screwball comedy.
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No, Mom. Charlie and I haven't even seen
it yet. I wanted to surprise them with
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it on our first Valentine's Day. I'm
going to make watching it an annual
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tradition.
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Well, traditionally, you would be the
bride in the video.
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But that ain't you.
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Oops. It's Charlie's first wedding. I
must have grabbed the wrong one.
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Stupid unreadable calligraphy.
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Turn it off.
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Oh, mama.
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What kind of a bride wears a velvet
gown?
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Look at her, sweating like she knows
that marriage isn't going to last.
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He got her dubbed?
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Oh, come on. You had that frozen teddy
bear thing.
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That was an ice sculpture of Cupid.
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Charlie got me a horse -drawn carriage,
a bell choir, and remember those
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beautiful vows he wrote?
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Stephanie, today begins a journey that
will last forever.
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Not only, uh... Kimberly, today begins a
journey
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that will last forever.
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Not only as partners in love, but as
best friends.
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This is my vow to you and you.
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Alone.
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I'm watching that again.
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No, you aren't.
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I cannot believe this. What kind of
insensitive moron would reuse their
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vows? Hey there.
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If anybody wants me, I'll be in my room.
Not that. anybody wants me.
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So, what are we watching?
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In about five seconds, we'll be watching
you tap dancing.
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How could you reuse your vows to Kim
when you married me?
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Oh, five, six, seven, eight!
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Stephanie, I swear, I had new vows
written for you. Great vows, but I lost
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on the way to the church.
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I had to wing it, I got nervous, and the
wrong ones just spilled out. Our
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wedding album is sitting in our bedroom
with Kim's vows written on the cover.
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I want new vows, Charlie.
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And you'll get them, I promise.
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Would you happen to know what you want
them to say?
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You figure it out.
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Unbelievable. Your first wedding was so
long ago. How did you even remember what
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you said?
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Kimberly had this awful tradition where
every Valentine's Day, she'd drag out
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our wedding video and force me to sit
through it.
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Who in their right mind would think that
is romantic and special?
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Can I at least give you a kiss so I know
we're all right?
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I think we all know what you can kiss.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine. If Owen doesn't want to spend
Valentine's Day together, that's cool.
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Caramel is my boyfriend now.
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Slide over.
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I'm leaving your dad for this peanut
cluster.
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Today couldn't have been all that bad.
Look at all these Valentines you got.
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They're not for me. I was on Candy Grand
Patrol at my school, and I may or may
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not have kept them all.
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Why should others know love?
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Okay. Tell me everything that happened.
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I know why Owen and I can't be together
tonight, but why would he completely
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ignore me at school?
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Boys are dumb.
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But they grow up to be men. And then
they're stupid.
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You'll get through it. You just need to
find something to distract you.
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Thanks, Steph.
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I got a family time.
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Dear Jane, you'll be mine forever.
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Love, you know who.
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Boom!
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And Gabby's not.
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James, room, now.
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Totally worth it.
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No, he can stay, Stephanie.
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I think I found my distraction.
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Okay, but don't break anything.
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And by anything, I mean your brother.
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James! You didn't see who gave you that
valentine, did you?
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No, but it was obviously Dana.
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Duh.
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Oh.
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Why wouldn't Dana sign her name? This
was written by someone with something to
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hide.
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Uh -oh.
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Uh -oh. What? Uh -oh.
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Ricky, a boy from my school got a
valentine just like this one.
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Long story short, this girl ended up
breaking into his house and leaving him
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baggie full of her baby teeth.
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She stalked him so bad that Ricky and
his family finally had to flee the
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country. Mm -hmm.
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Where did Ricky go?
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Canada. What state in Canada?
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Canada doesn't have states, you goon.
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Isn't that a little convenient?
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All I'll say is, lock your windows and
sleep with both eyes open.
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You don't know what this girl might be
capable of.
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How'd you do that?
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What's wrong?
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We got robbed. My jewelry box is gone.
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Everything. My grandmother's ring, my
sorority pin, all those earrings.
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How could someone pick my jewelry?
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I did.
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Dad told me to.
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What? At breakfast, remember?
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You said I should get Sam jewelry like
Stephanie's.
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Aaron, sweetie, you gave all of my
jewelry to Sam?
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Good call.
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She really liked it.
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Samantha. I'm here because... Get me
back my jewelry box!
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Here. I didn't even want it. It's
hideous.
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Ouch.
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Where's all my jewelry?
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I gave it to my grandmother.
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You would never give anybody anything.
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Cough up my jewelry.
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What's going on out here?
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I'm Stephanie Phillips.
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I believe you have something that
belongs to me.
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And you're wearing every single...
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to Montgomery, and I don't know what
you're talking about.
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We don't want the other children
treating Sam differently because of her
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well to the fact that the school was
named after her great -great
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They go to Hoover Elementary.
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Who would have thought that a simple
vacuum cleaner would give us all this?
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It's J.
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Edgar Hoover. He founded the FBI.
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You're right. I've said too much. I'm
afraid you'll have to go.
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Not without my jewelry. I don't know why
you keep calling this your jewelry.
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These pieces have been in my family for
generations.
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Roberta, you're wearing a necklace that
says Stephanie.
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And that is my sorority pin.
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You were in triangle, triangle, triangle
as well.
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Hey, sister.
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Delta, delta, delta. Also, wow.
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You know, maybe we should let the police
sort this out.
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Forgive me.
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Things have been a little difficult
since my husband passed on.
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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His heart gave out on the golf course.
The people behind him just played
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through.
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That's awful.
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I can't imagine. This would have been
our 30th Valentine's Day together.
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Somehow the jewelry felt like Ernie had
found a way to give me one last gift.
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you pick your favorite piece
as a present for me and Ernie?
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Only one.
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Hey, Berta.
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Where's my golf bag? I told you, Ernie.
I threw it in the pool house.
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Thanks, babe.
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you scream i didn't scream i said whoa
what happened in here
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i bet your crazy stalker did this i
wanted to get a water but now i'm afraid
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open the fridge oh come on black roses
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to jane i think you know what these mean
what do these mean
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let's see Yellow is friendship. Red is
romance. Black is...
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Oh, yeah.
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Love me or I'll kill you.
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I'm coming over later.
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There's one more thing I want to give
you.
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I don't recognize this number.
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Did you do this? Did you see me do it? I
really do have a stalker. I don't want
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to go to Canada.
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Their bacon is all wrong.
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James, clean this up so I don't have to
ask what you did.
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Gabby, what do you think of this for
Stephanie's vows?
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You are the woman for whom I was made.
The one who taught me how to love.
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Love is a myth.
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Women are crazy.
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Tough kitchen.
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from Sumatra. Ernie grinds the beans by
hand.
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You can serve me all the frou -frou
coffee you want, but I am not leaving
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without my jewelry.
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That is amazing. Am I tasting hazelnut?
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Ernie's an artist with a samovar.
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You know I can take you, right?
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I can physically hold you down and rip
my jewelry off of you.
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My six years in the Israeli army says
bring it on.
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Okay, but you owe me.
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Grandma, can I talk to you in private?
Of course, darling.
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I always have time for my little sugar
plum.
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Don't worry.
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Sam's gonna handle this. What does that
mean? You know, Sam, she's real
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convincing. I've learned not to ask
questions.
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Fifteen other girls in your class and
she has to be your girlfriend?
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Who are you telling?
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Here.
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Take it off.
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I don't want it anyway.
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Hideous. I'm getting way better stuff
when the queen comes.
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Really? She's coming here. The queen.
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Elizabeth.
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Latifah.
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So, I'm just going to take this and
catch the first train out of crazy town.
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See you tomorrow at your house.
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You promised her a play date? At our
house?
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What is wrong with you?
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She wants his jewelry.
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There's a girl who's obsessed with me.
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I remember when your dad was that way.
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What did you do to get him to stop? I
wish I knew.
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Dana, get in here. There's a psycho out
there.
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Hi, James.
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I'll leave you two to figure this out.
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I hope it's okay he came over. He never
answered my text.
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What text?
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From before.
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About coming over.
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I forgot to tell you about my new phone,
didn't I?
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So wait a minute.
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You did put the Valentine on my locker,
but you didn't break into my kitchen.
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You did send me a text, but you didn't
send me I'll kill you roses.
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Are you seeing another girl?
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No, but my sister's a psycho.
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Anyway, happy Valentine's Day, James.
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You ready? Yes. I've been looking
forward to this all day.
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Vow me.
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Here, stand up. Okay.
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And give me your ring.
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But you better give it back.
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I've had enough jewelry drama today.
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Stephanie. Yay!
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Where are you going?
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Okay, well, Owen and his mom are
outside. Turns out he wasn't ignoring me
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school. He was busy rounding up a bunch
of kids whose parents make them group
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date. Dad, can I go to the movie?
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Be home by 10. Oh, girl, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Isn't Valentine's Day the best?
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Stephanie,
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although love cannot sustain us, I
cannot be sustained without love.
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I admire your passion and cherish your
touch.
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Love me forever.
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And forever, I will be complete.
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That was so... I know, right?
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Lame.
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Lame? That was some grade -A premium
romance. I admire your passion.
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Where did you get those vows? The
internet?
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good enough okay first you give me kim's
vows then you give me internet vows
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what does that say about our marriage
why does it have to say anything about
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marriage i spent the whole day dealing
with the kids valentine's the only
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bit of romance i was gonna have for
myself was something i should have
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last year but you blew it all over again
what does that say about us charlie
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well one of us watched someone else's
wedding video and lost her mind and why
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don't you lose your mind where's your
passion i'm passionate Please, I'll tell
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you I'll meet you in bed in ten. You're
asleep in five.
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Because when I make it the full ten, you
come in and rub cream all over your
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feet. Greasy toes don't rev my engine.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah? Well, you... You never clean the
garage.
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Oh, is that what this is going to be? A
laundry list of complaints?
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Oh, don't even get me started on your
laundry. Mr. Floor is the hamper.
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All right, then.
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You... You can't say the word cinnamon.
I can.
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Cinnamon. Who cares? Nutmeg's better.
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Well, this has been quite the
Valentine's Day.
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So much for romance.
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Newsflash. This is real romance.
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Love isn't flowers and cheesy vows. It's
your partner's annoying, petty
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peccadillos that you suffer through
because you can't imagine living without
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her.
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Love is waking up every morning,
thankful for another day of you driving
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crazy.
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You mean that?
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You love the way I drive you crazy?
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Absolutely.
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All your makeup all over the bathroom
counter, your hair clogging up the
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Charlie, you had me at crazy. Don't lose
me.
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You ready for some wine?
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Does that summon her?
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This has been some Valentine's Day.
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My blind date was a ventriloquist.
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That's kind of different. What did you
guys talk about? Nothing. The puppet
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wouldn't shut up.
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You mean he... brought the dummy with
him along on the date? Oh, yeah.
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What? We had to wait an hour for a table
for three. Well, was he at least cute?
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The date, not the dummy.
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That man had so much work done, the
puppet looked more lifelike.
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Well, I hope he picked up the check.
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Picked it up and handed it right to me.
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Don't worry, Mom. There's always more
fish in the sea. That's what I told his
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wife once I found out he had a wife.
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