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Previously on I Ship It.

I'm better than you, asshole.

I signed us up for a battle of bands. It's in six weeks and you owe me $20 for

the entrance fee.

Why are you so fixated on that jerk?

We need to make a music video and we are sitting on the perfect set. The office.

It empties out at 7 p .m. and people don't start showing up for work until 8

.m. You and Ella?

What's up?

She's my friend.

Friend is good.

Doesn't have to mean anything.

Doesn't have to be everything.

Oh fuck.

If you're fond of reading, there's something you should know.

That it can take you wherever you want to go.

Nonfiction mystery, it doesn't matter what.

With just a couple pages, you can be so much.

Let's start by diving in now.

To know just where we should begin.

Let's look at the classic, that's the kind of thing.

And soon enough I'll call you the thing we do, my Jane.

Or maybe dystopia is where you're wrong this day.

We'll convince the capital that love's a mocking day.

One with another, I'll totally feel ya.

That's a novel idea.

That's a novel idea.

That's a novel idea.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, I thought that was you.

Chris, hey.

Have you been here the whole time?

Oh, are you playing later?

Oh, no, I was just picking up some three -cent books for Mary Alice to cut up in

an art project. You know, she's a performance artist. Right.

Mary Alice.

Mm -hmm.

I saw you two were like Facebook -a -fish and everything.

Mm -hmm. We never did that.

No.

Is there anything going on between you and him?

What? No.

Really?

I don't know.

I always thought maybe there was something there.

Hey, oh.

I saw that you were signed up for the Leviosa Battle of the Bands.

Yep. That's cool.

Yeah. We are doing that.

So.

What? Mm -hmm. Huh.

Small world.

Well, if you ever want, like, any notes or anything, just let me know.

I don't have, like, a lot of time before our big show at the Echo next week, but

maybe we could, like, grab some caffeine.

Yeah. That sounds good.

Cool. Cool.

See you.

I hate you.

Ella, my office.

Do you know what this is about?

Oh, God.

Ella, as you know, I've always been a big fan of yours, right? You remind me a

little bit of me when I was in my 20s with...

Was very, very recent.

Which is why I haven't cracked down on the last couple of late videos. But

No.

I... I don't even know what this is.

You have interns working after hours.

You're tampering with company property.

And you're completely wasting our colored postage stock.

And you know how much these mean to me.

I...

I can't turn my head at rule -breaking like this.

I'll be sorry to see Sleepy Bunny and Tall One go.

Oh, Shira, that was a mistake. Please don't punish the interns.

Or Tim.

If you're going to crack down on anyone, please let it be me.

I'm really sorry, Shira.

I'm sorry too, Ella.

Just to be clear, this means you're fired.

Yeah.

It's pretty catchy tune, by the way.

It's not entirely my bag, but I could see it being somebody's.

Definitely have savings, so that's good. And I think there's some, like, app

that I have that has, like, stock that I bought once. Maybe that's still in

there. I don't know. But it's going to be totally fine because when they

interview us about the band, I'm going to be like, oh, yeah, you know, I got

fired and it was around that time that my creativity really started flowing

because I'll be able to focus on songs more.

Yeah, so it's going to be great. Oh, we should have a movie night. We have so

many snacks. I got all of the snacks. I literally took all of them. So it's

going to be good.

Before you say anything, just trust me.

We all just got a little closer to the battle of the bands.

Are you good?

Do you need a hug?

You look like you need a hug.

You need a hug.

You're home.

Oh, let's take this. Oh, I'm right here.

So just don't go.

Just don't.