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Another lovely sunny day. This is nice.

Lovely start.

Trish and a dandelion. Everything's
going to be okay.

Stop the lights.

Her shoes. This is chaos.

Oh, Jesus. She's going to wake up
horrified that this blouse is just flung

the chair like that. If only I could do
a quick fold. It's times like these I

wish I had opposable thumbs.

Oh, gee. Oh, there she is.

Oh, joy. I know there are bigger things
in life, but please, those feet.

Sandal season's coming. Get your shit
together.

Aidan, it's your turn to make toast.

Aidan? He's back?

Butter to the edge, no crust.

Super intense tail movements. Oh, my
God.

Aidan. I need a wee. I'm weeing.

What the absolute fuck?

My name's Philip.

What's yours again?

Philip is a ridiculous name!

Oh, get off!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

He can be a bit, you know... I cut off
the testicles, actually, to see if it

would help.

You what?

Oh, God, not me. The vet did it.

Oh.

So, you're in marketing, you said?

Yes, yes, indeed.

Six months now. Oh.

You enjoying it? Very much so.

Oh. Oh, hiya.

Oh.

Amelia, this is Philip, and he came to
fix the thermos on the immersion.

And tell Philip, did you just hammer
away at it, or did he just need a little

fiddle?

You know, it's funny, though. It was
working for me this morning. I just ran

lovely hot bath.

Amelia!

Something else came for Aidan?

Oh. Who is Aidan?

And, Philip, you seem really lovely, but
I don't think I'm ready for

a relationship right now.

Oh.

It's lovely to meet you. Here, have a
look at that.

Zoe! Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
Hey, with a bullpen.

There is no shame in that, woke sister.
You own it.

Full pan.

Jean -Marie Le Pan.

Come on, Arden.

Good night, last night.

See you.

See you back.

Hey, Joy. Hey.

You look different. Did you do some... I
did do someone.

What? Sorry.

Are you going to have some tea?

Yeah.

Oh.

Do you know what I love?

Dunking it in a little bit, taking it
out, and then giving it a really good

suck.

Absolutely.

So what's everybody writing?

What's everybody writing today?

Tonya, what are you writing about?

I bet you it's going to be really great.
So dynamic.

It's all right, sis.

It should be good.

Thanks, Greg.

Oh, hey, Charlene, do you know what I'm
going to write about this week?

Dating. Dating to get over someone or
something.

Is it a good idea?

Does it feel like you're settling for a
second bath or can it bring real

happiness? Joy.

Initiative.

You're growing from a wallflower to an
actual flower with really good

That's brilliant.

Absolutely.

I think it can help for sure. I think
you almost have to do it to move on.

like a territorial thing.

Like pissing around the bed.

Not to be confused with some twat who
can't hold 12 points of ale actually

pissing around the bed.

I would never do that to you.

I mean, I think it can't be too soon,
though.

You know, I mean, I know women say they
like a guy who can cry, but I don't

think they mean the first time you get
together. You know, like, when you're

actually in there for the first time.

Or whatever.

Absolutely.

Sometimes there's no going back, though,
you know?

So what are you going to do? Choose to
be on your own forever?

Yes.

Charlene, will you go on a date with me?

Charlene, will you go on a date with me?

Will you go on a date with me?

That's weird. I thought you were
straight.

No, for the peace.

I don't want to go on my own.

I won't be the person who'd be the
serial killer for Martini Mondays.

Charlene, I really need to know.

I'm testing the test of cream, Antonia.
I'll get back to you.

We could go on a double date for work.
You could ask them if they've got any

flaky bits.

Well, that sounds sexy.

No, I'm going on a hot date with a woman
from my yoga class.

I'm hoping to combine two great passions
because I'm really stuck for time these

days, you know?

I'm trying to be more time efficient.

Go. Now.

Get out there and start talking to
people. That part of things is working

well. Go and ask someone else to go on
this date with you. We've been through

this.

Now, bring it in with one of your best.

Okay. Oh.

Oh.

Hi. Oh, Jesus.

I wonder, can we ask you a few questions
for a survey? I know you.

You're the lady who does the pieces
about happiness and stuff.

Yeah, that's me.

They're really great.

I love how you do that thing like you
don't have a clue what you're talking

about. It makes it really funny.

Yeah. OK, so you two.

Do you think you've settled?

Like, you know, the older you get.

Yeah,

like, your first love is over and you
need to move on.

Did you guys date anyone else before?

Barbara.

Sorry? Barbara.

He went out with Barbara for seven
years.

She went out with Bernard for three
years. Yeah, but I don't have Bernard

tattooed on my tits.

Neither do I.

Just Barbara on me peck. Don't tell her
that.

That's healthy, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Did you tell her that? I didn't. You
started it.

Hi, could I ask you a question?

I won't nightstand, but good idea.

Couldn't tell you.

I've no clue.

I've actually never had one.

It's true.

Sometimes I like.

Oh.

Have a lovely day.

Thank you.

Excuse me, could I ask you a question
about one -night stands?

Don't leave my socks in yours.

What is this? What is this? What is
this? What is this?

What is this?

Will you... What, a double D?

Like you and me and the delivery guy and
the man who came to fix the immersion

but who in actual fact boned you? No,
not them. New guys. Fresh ones.

Wait, now. The man this morning, was he
a work thing? This is starting to sound

an awful lot like prostitution. I'm
getting very confused.

No, um, this tonight will be a work
thing. It'll be online dating.

Last night, that guy was, I think, like
a super casual, breezy thing.

You know, just one of those things.

So thanks so much for meeting me again.
I just really wanted to apologize for

kicking you in the... In the butt.

It's okay.

So did your boyfriend, did he see
anything? What do you mean? Did he see

anything? Did he mention anything? No, I
think we're going to get married.

Oh.

Sorry, what were you saying?

The other night, you know, after we made
love for a couple of hours.

He said to me that he's never really
been able to open up like he can with

I mean, like, before he just didn't get
anything back, like nothing.

His ex -girlfriend was an emotional
stone.

An emotional stone?

Joy? Joy?

Three shots of tequila.

Ah.

Excuse me.

Do you want to have sex?

Joy.

Joy. Yeah.

You know, one of those super cash
things.

Ah, yeah, why not? Okay, let's do it.
Oh, yes, thank you.

Give anything a try.

We just get, like, really drunk. We just
get cans of cider and neck them in

someone's garden.

Yeah, all right, Miss Teen Angst 1995.

Or here's another idea. We could be
normal and just chat to them and get to

them for five minutes before we puke all
over them. Well, that's good because

I've got a list of interesting topics in
case the chat drives up.

You've got a list of interesting topics?
Give me that. What is it? Give it to

me. What is the weather?

Town planning. Give it to me. Give it to
me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Are you doing
that? Yeah, I'm actually doing that.

This is why I think you're a list of
interesting topics.

Disgusting.

You're disgusting.

Oh, what's happening, Amelia?

What is happening?

I've never even had a one -night stand
and I don't know what to do about the

immersion guy that we all know boned me
because I feel like I should be going

out with him now, which I know is daft.

And I met my ex's new girlfriend to
pretend to apologise about this.

like work thing. And then she goes to
me, oh, I love him. We're going to get

married. And I'm like, what is happening
with this? And then she's like, we made

love for two hours on Thursday. What?
Two hours of writing.

And I going, what is this? And she's
like, he says you're an emotional stone.

And I'm like, ah, and she's like two
hours.

And also I'm thinking that kicking
somebody in the badge after they've made

for two hours is like.

you know, proper medical emergency down
there, that could be.

And also, I have had some vodka.

No way, really?

Finished? Yeah. Okay, give me your hand.

Let's go on our date.

Two hours!

And she turned to me and she said, you
can have the house, but just leave the

garage for your uncle.

Just got in the tractor and drove off.
What?

That was just before she died.

That's very funny.

When my mum died.

So, gentlemen, what is that you do for a
living?

I'm a vet. Oh, wow.

Vietnam. Thank you for your service. And
what about yourself?

I am a cardiologist.

I used to think I was one of those
because I had a little card making

making tan little cards. But then I
realised it wasn't what it went. I was

plane and a man got quite seriously ill
and all I could do was fan him with an

envelope.

I was like... Wait,

I was there. I would have saved his
life.

Good story.

Say something.

You know, when you hear of those stories
where somebody puts a hamster up there,

do you think if they got into trouble
that they would go to a vet or a

doctor?

I feel like if this is colder, it might
help. It's very warm. It's actually

making me feel worse, if I'm honest.

Are you drunk?

Totally.

Amelia, I'm so terrible at small talk. I
want to go home. I'm so out of my

comfort zone. I want to lock myself in a
cubicle with too many germs.

Drink this tomorrow. Oh, I normally just
drink filtered water, really. Shut up.

Drink it. Totally.

Good girl.

Not so bad.

Like the rest of the time.

Good girl. Good girl.

Okay. How are you feeling?

Hydrated. That's positive.

Yeah.

How do I do this, Amelia?

Oh, you stop trying to do it and you
just do it. You just do it. You just do

it. You just do it. You just do it. You
just do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Portia.

Their chips are going to go cold.

I forgot to

ask for gluten -free.

What a fun night.

You're a fun girl.

Me?

I never really felt like I was anything,
really.

This is like a standard human being.

Like a green fruit gum. If you were
going to be a fruit gum, like a green

And then around him, I sort of felt like
I was maybe a bit more special, like a

limited edition red one, like a
loganberry flavor maybe.

Now I feel like I'm down a bit to
orange.

I think,

You're like a blue fricom.

There isn't any blue fricom.

Exactly.

How do you like that?

Yeah.

Hi, Ed.

Can I ask you a serious medical
question?

Look, I'll give you the 45 euros or
whatever, no problem.

That's quite all right. I'll throw you a
freebie.

Will you check if...

My heart is made of stone.

Another chant.

What do you do if you're made of stone?

You really grabbed this one by the
balls, didn't you?

Yes, but I did leave that detail out
because I thought it was a little gross.

Joyce, sit down.

We wanted to tell you that you're doing
a great job.

Our figures are up.

Your figure is up. People are responding
well to you.

They like your honesty, the fact that
it's not all polished.

They think it's kind of relatable or
something.

Who knows what's even going to happen
with Flora. I mean, they think it's a

comedy, but we roll with that.

People think that it has heart.

Real heart.

That's down to you, Joy.

Me?

My heart?

Hang on, I think I hear something.

What?

It's a noise.

Oh.

Fine chicken tikka. Heart's digester.
Could be that.

No.

No, this is different.

I think you have a heart, Joey.

Don't be ridiculous.

Do you know what?

You just gotta be where you're at when
you are.

Do you know that kind of way?

Do you know that kind of way? Do you
know that kind of way? Do you know that

kind of way?

Seriously though, how do you deal with
all of it?

I think I'm kind of like the opposite to
you.

So I try to make everything really busy
to avoid silence.

So I try to make my head really noisy
instead of blocking it out.

I think I try to grab every opportunity
for happiness just in case it all gets

used up or something.

Kind of the same, but totally different
as well. Exactly.

All very confusing, really.

Life is a buck and bronco. You just got
to hold on and ride it.

And definitely held on and rid it.

Oi, oi!

Oh, shattered room.

Oh, hey, I made you something.

Did you?

Mm -hmm.

One of my little cardiologist things.

Oh, my God.

Hiya.

I love it.

coming over for his camera. Uh -huh.

Jeez, that was very fast.

Don't eat my cheese.

Look, I've said I'm sorry, okay?

For what, Joy? What are you sorry for?

God, you're so sanctimonious sometimes,
you know that? It's not all my fault.

I don't... I don't care.

Have you come over to tell me how many
days you've been with your girlfriend?

Oh, no, wait, hang on. I saw that on
Instagram. That was a nice touch.

Yeah, well, you don't own Time, Joy, or
Instagram.

No, I don't, Mark Zuckerberg.

That's Facebook, actually.

Oh, yeah.

Why are you here?

I came for my parcel.

It arrived here, I think.

I forgot to do the change of address, so
it comes here automatically.

Is it for her?

It's her birthday.

It's weird being back here.

Yeah, it is weird.

So you don't want me to go anywhere?

You can go to the shops, if you like.

Or, I mean, me, that's fine.

Me? Yeah, or any of the other counties
bordering Dublin.

I'm finding this hard to gauge, Joy. You
see, one day you keep me at arm's

length, and the next you don't want me
to go anywhere.

What if you fall for someone when you're
there?

What if you're just at me because you
can't have Anthony Turner?

Okay, Joy, I liked her when I was 12.

But look, just because I'm physically
not here...

It doesn't mean I'm not with you. Oh,
and just in case you hadn't noticed, I'm

going on a cycling trip with a man named
Terrence.

And I'm pretty sure I don't feel the
same way about Terrence as I do about

Razor, some fun. Glad there's a break
from the people who smell, I don't know.

Do you want to play Murray Shag Kill?

Yeah. Oh, that sounds like a brilliant
game. Can I play?

I did my business outside today for the
first time in ages, so come on.

Van Morrison, Prince Andrew, and then

Philip the Immersion Guy.

Um, Murray Van Morrison.

What? Yeah, well, I do want to shag him,
and...

I don't want to kill him because I did
get a photo with him at the St.

Day Parade 2012 and I would feel so bad.

Shag, HRH, Andrew.

Obviously. Randy, Andy.

And Mary, Philip the Immersion Guy.

No, you can't.

Oh, yeah, I don't ever have to see him
again.

Shag. Oh, balls.

I've already done that.

I'm going to kill him.

Oh, God. I mean, you could get the poor
lad at Doc's back first.

Not after I've ended them.

OK. Shag, marry, kill.

Well, the comedy continues tomorrow as
Laura bumps into her first love, Katie's

new boat seems to be winning her over
and Alison's wedding plans are full

ahead until a big surprise throws them
off course in new Women on the Verge at

half nine over on two.

But stay with us now as this angry woman
up for discussion in Brendan O

'Connor's Cutting Edge next.