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Hello?
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Okay, so about a thousand years ago,
there was this princess, Greta.
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And she was in big trouble, because she
had lots of enemies and not a lot of
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friends.
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So her court magician, Baldrick, cast
the Champion Spell.
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It put everyone in the woods to sleep
until a champion would come, break the
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spell with his kiss, and deal with
Greta's big scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead, they got me.
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It's in my happy place.
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Here.
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Lead on.
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It's a beautiful thing you're doing,
Greta. It will be.
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With the proper depth of water and a
healthy cover of moss.
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What? And the right creatures lurking
beneath the surface.
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The surface of what?
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Hey, Dwight. Hello.
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Hey,
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Sophie.
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Where's Biscuit? He just went home with
his forever family.
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Cocoa Puff has a buddy.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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How are you doing?
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I have someone that wants to say hello.
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There you go.
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Right?
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Hey,
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kid. Oh, morning, Linda.
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Greta, this is Linda, the shelter
director.
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Greta here is looking for the perfect
animal to fill that hole in her heart.
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Something ferocious and terrifying.
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Pardon?
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Where do you keep the vicious creatures?
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You said you wanted a pet. An animal, or
several, a dozen,
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to infect... the moat and to strike
terror and awe into the hearts of any
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invaders oh wow this is an animal
shelter a
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place where normal non -lunatics come to
adopt a pet to what purpose i want to
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get homeless animals off the street for
one that is a feat that could easily be
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accomplished by making a very large stew
no no we are not having this
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conversation not in my happy place
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You got a call about this little guy.
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He wandered in from the woods last
night.
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I shouldn't have left him behind, Baldr.
My courage failed me, and now... Oh,
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poor Sir Dwight.
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Hey, guys. Sir Dwight!
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You are not dead.
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How did you escape?
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It has been an honor to serve you, Your
Highness.
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You don't mean to house that demon.
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Well, I wish, but Nana has a dander
sensitivity, so I'll just be the foster
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Shambaraki.
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Rashabar!
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Confound it!
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Aren't you a cute little peanut?
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That is no peanut, Sir Dwight.
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Tis a varger.
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Well, I'm going to go to the pet store
and get some puppy supplies. You guys
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want to come, or are you too busy with
your crazies?
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It was this same varger that devoured my
great -uncle Grimbold and developed a
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lust for royal flesh that caused it to
hunt my family for three generations.
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I saw it devour four men in one day.
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This is a baby dog, not a vargle.
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Vargr, it takes this shape only to lure
fools to their deaths.
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Well, I'm no fool.
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Hail Gamekeeper.
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We require creatures of... defense.
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Sorry? To repel invaders, our moat is
near completion.
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It's for a water feature at their house.
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Sir Dwight, you must believe me. This
demon will split you from knave to chop.
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From what to what? I watched with my own
eyes as it breached the castle wall.
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It tore apart every man that dared to
stand against it or was so unlucky to
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stand in its path.
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Why aren't you listening to me?
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Large creatures.
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Well, we have koi. Oh.
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They can get to be good -sized.
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Are they stalwart?
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Stal -what?
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Do they run at the first sign of danger?
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They kind of just stay in their pond.
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I can still hear their anguish screams.
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I couldn't save them. I couldn't save
myself.
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Baldrick's magic was the only thing
preserving our lives.
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What are you getting into, you little
troublemaker?
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You are so cute.
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Are they ferocious?
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Well, they can be territorial.
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Just so.
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Make haste. I must release the koi from
these bags within the hour. You guys
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take care of that. I'm going to take
Peanut to the dog park. He will tear you
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limb from joint.
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Don't you do that. Don't you tear me
limb from joint.
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I'll protect you if I can.
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No, Highness.
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Leave him to his folly. I fear that's
what the creature wants.
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To strike when Sir Dwight is alone and
helpless.
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I owe him this much, Baldrick.
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See to the koi if we haven't returned
in... Like a half hour -ish?
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You may rightly assume the worst.
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Your best chance is to make your escape
while it devours Sir Dwight.
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Okay.
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Come, let's get you home before you
become enraged.
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Hi there.
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Who are you here with?
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The pig -headed one.
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Oh, what a cutie.
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He has no idea what he's playing with.
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My little guy's not the brightest bulb
either, but we don't love them for their
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brains, do we? Indeed we do not.
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Is he a rescue?
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Hardly the rescue I imagined, but fate
has a wicked sense of humor.
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Rufus! Get your nose out of that!
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Check this.
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Peanut is so smart.
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The key is understanding pack mentality
and asserting yourself as the alpha. A
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dog that knows its place in a pack is a
happy dog.
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Peanut, sit.
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Sit.
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Good boy.
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Now fetch.
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He is playing you like a fife.
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Okay, you're not a dog person.
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Look, I get it.
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You had some bad experiences in your
younger life.
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That's okay. No judgment. I firmly
believe that everybody, even the most
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insensitive jerk I've ever known, has an
animal soulmate.
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Sure come along with your improvements.
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Should your lands come under attack, you
may take refuge within.
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Cool.
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Well, it's great to see the neighborhood
getting some character.
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Have a great day.
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I heard about these guys on Nat Geo.
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They're called Preppers. Preppers.
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Preppers.
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Highness, are you unscathed?
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And your champion?
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Still in one piece.
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He's so sweet.
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The demon bides its time.
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Hi there. Are you Dwight?
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You must be the Mitchells. Yes. Nice to
meet you. Nice to meet you.
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We are looking for a puppy brother. Oh,
come on by and meet Peanut.
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Come on, buddy.
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Come on, Peanut. Hold!
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Not the child!
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Save yourself, you beefwits!
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Don't worry about it. They're just
rehearsing for the revenge of...
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Joan of Arc.
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Uh -huh.
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He's a sweet little guy and so
trainable.
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Peanut.
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Watch.
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Watch.
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Sit.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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And I've only been working with him for
an afternoon. That's awesome.
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What are you asking for?
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Well, first you'll need to fill out an
application form with Linda at the
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shelter. She'll want to do a full home
inspection.
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Okay.
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Baldrick, I can't watch.
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Look away, child.
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It's moments like these, right?
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Got some weird neighbors, Dwight.
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Hey,
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Greta.
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You busy?
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What's the myth?
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Nothing. Everything's totally not a
myth.
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Just wondering if you've seen Peanut.
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He got out of his crate somehow. Nana's
checking up that way.
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Wow, you got a belt. To the keep!
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He's probably just off chasing
squirrels.
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Arm the battlement!
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Come on! You don't throw axes.
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When did you put that in?
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The entrances are barred, Highness.
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What is the alarm?
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Tell him.
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Peanut got out.
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Boil the animal fat.
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Ew.
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Fortify the posture.
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Let me die well.
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Whatever, Braveheart. I'm gonna go find
my dog.
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Too late.
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It's just a power outage. I have a
flashlight on my... Where's my phone?
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The Varger has come.
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They're in parts.
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The what parts?
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Outside.
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What was that?
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past the koi.
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Outside.
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No! Guys, seriously?
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He's just a cute little... Puppy dog?
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Oh.
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Hey! Good boy!
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you'd like to know.
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What are you doing?
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I think it's wounded.
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What?
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Oh.
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Poor little demon beast.
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That's the pack.
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I think they're calling it home.
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There's a whole pack of those things?
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They keep mostly to the woods, but that
little one has been hunting us for
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years.
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Listen, if you ever tell me that my
puppy is a... a... a... a... a... a...
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A varger? That, I promise I'll take your
word for it.
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Tis I, you fool!
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Baldrick!
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I beg your pardon. I meant to say to
thy, you fool, and your hymen.
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Oh, Drake, I got you.
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Oh, you're all right.
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I am pleased that neither the Vargr nor
the Fall from the Ramparts have killed
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you. And I am relieved to have done my
duty in keeping you alive yet another
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day.
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Do you guys ever hug?
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That is enough excitement for one night.
In you go.
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You have peasant school in the morning.
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Maybe you're more of a cat person.
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Or a chinchilla, maybe.
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What was that?
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Good morning, brother.
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Hey, buddy. Wow, but what are you doing
here?
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What is he doing here?
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Princess Greta was kind enough to offer
me lodging in her hermit hut.
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You mean the bike shed.
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So, you live here now?
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You're okay with that?
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It's the least I could do.
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He's my cousin, after all. He's your...
wait.
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What? Ew.
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And, as Mommy always says, blood is
thicker than water.
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Quite a bit thicker.
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How soon until they are ready to fight?
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Soon, Highness.
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Then, let our foe tremble.
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