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- COME ON, WE'RE GOING
TO BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE.
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
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BUT I'M GETTING
A STUDENT DISCOUNT.
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YOU'RE DRIVING?
YOU ALWAYS DRIVE.
LET ME DRIVE.
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- I'M NOT GOING IN THAT THING.
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- IT'S NOT A "THING",
IT'S A PARADE FLOAT.
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- IT'LL TAKE US 18 HOURS
TO FIND A PARKING SPOT.
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I'M DRIVING.
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- YOU THINK YOU GET TO MAKE
ALL THE DECISIONS?
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WHAT ARE YOU, THE MAN
IN THE RELATIONSHIP?
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- WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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- WELL, GUESS WHAT?
I'M A MAN, TOO.
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AND TODAY, THIS MAN IS GOING
TO DRIVE YOU TO THE MOVIES
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AND BUY YOUR TICKET.
SO YOU CAN JUST
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LEAVE YOUR WALLET
AND KEYS HERE,
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BECAUSE THIS MAN IS WEARING
THE PANTS TODAY.
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OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY PURSE.
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COME ON, YOU BIG LUG!
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- YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO BUY MY MOVIE TICKET?
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- OF COURSE!
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HERE, PUT THESE ON.
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- IS THIS A DIAPER?!
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- BABIES GET IN FREE. TCH.
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- AAAH!
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- DAFFY! THAT WAS A STOP SIGN.
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[SIREN]
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- RELAX. I HAVE
A WAY WITH COPS.
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OH, HELLO, OFFICER JERK FACE!
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I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
AWAY FROM THE DONUT SHOP.
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I GUESS YOU CAN'T CATCH
REAL CRIMINALS,
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SO INSTEAD YOU JUST
HARASS INNOCENT CITIZENS.
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WHAT A WASTE OF MY TAX DOLLARS!
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- CAN I SEE
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE?
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- MY WHAT?
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- JUST GIVE HIM
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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- WHAT'S A DRIVER'S LICENSE?
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- YOU DON'T HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE?!
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- SIR, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO OPERATE A VEHICLE
WITHOUT A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO HAVE IT TOWED.
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- TOWED?!
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BUT I'M JUST
AN INNOCENT SCHOOLGIRL
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AND THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER.
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PUT ON THE DIAPER!
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- YOU CAN GET YOUR VEHICLE BACK
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WHEN YOU GET
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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- YOU'RE GOING TO SCRATCH IT!
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[GROANING]
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AAAH!
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- WHAT A MAN.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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- HEY, LOLA.
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- HEY, BUGS!
WHAT YOU DOIN'?
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- STANDING ON THE SIDE
OF THE ROAD.
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- FUN. OH, MY GOSH.
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YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS.
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THERE IS A GUY STANDING
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
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WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
I'M ABOUT TO HIT HIM.
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- [GASPS]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
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- YOU LOOK JUST LIKE
MY BOYFRIEND!
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YOU POOR THING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE DAFFY
WAS DRIVING WITHOUT
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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THAT IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE.
- [GASPS]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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- LOLA!
[SIREN]
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THAT WAS A RED LIGHT.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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- OOH, I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!
I'M TOO PRETTY!
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I WON'T LAST A DAY!
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OH, I'LL--I'LL LIFT WEIGHTS.
I'LL GET REALLY MUSCULAR.
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[DEEP VOICE] MY VOICE
WILL GET REALLY DEEP.
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I'LL RUN THE PLACE.
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HI, OFFICER.
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- CAN I SEE
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE?
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- [NORMAL VOICE] ABSOLUTELY.
JUST ONE SECOND.
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HOLD ON. LET ME SEE HERE.
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OH, HERE WE GO. OH, NO, WAIT.
THAT'S MY CREDIT CARD.
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- [CLICKS PEN]
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- HERE WE GO. OH, NOPE.
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THAT'S A RECIPE
FOR SALMON BALLS.
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THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
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HERE IT IS. OH, NO,
THAT'S MY FROZEN YOGURT
FREQUENT MUNCHER CARD.
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TWO MORE AND I GET
A FREE WAFFLE CONE, OOH.
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OH, HERE IT IS.
IT WAS HIDING.
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OH, NO, WAIT,
THAT'S A PICTURE OF BUGS.
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ISN'T HE CUTE?
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HERE IT IS. WAIT,
THAT'S A BASKETBALL CARD.
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MANU GINOBII.
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I LOVE MANU GINOBII.
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OH, HERE IT IS. OOPS,
FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE.
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"YOU WILL RECEIVE
AN UNEXPECTED LETTER
FROM A FRIEND".
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HOW DOES THE COOKIE KNOW THAT?
THAT'S CRAZY.
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I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU WANT?
- YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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- OH, YEAH, I DON'T HAVE
ONE OF THOSE.
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- THIS IS STUPID.
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SORRY, I'VE JUST GOT
TO TALK TO MY WIFE REAL QUICK.
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PERSONAL MATTER.
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DAFFY DUCK. GIVE ME
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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- WELL,
YOU NEED TO TAKE A TEST.
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- A TEST?! WHAT IS THIS,
COMMUNIST RUSSIA?!
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NEXT YOU'RE GOING
TO TELL ME I NEED TO
TAKE A TEST TO BREATHE!
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OR TO PRACTICE LAW?!
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FINISHED.
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- YOU CAN TAKE THE TEST
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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- I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TEST.
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- THAT WAS THE APPLICATION
TO TAKE THE TEST.
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- WHAT?! THOSE QUESTIONS
WERE IMPOSSIBLE.
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ADDRESS, DATE OF BIRTH.
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WHO HAS THAT STUFF MEMORIZED?
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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
TO PUT FOR GENDER.
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- HERE'S A STUDY GUIDE.
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- I DON'T NEED YOUR PROPAGANDA!
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WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST SKIM IT.
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- THANK GOODNESS YOU WERE HERE.
THAT WAS A REALLY HARD TEST.
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- THAT'S THE APPLICATION.
YOU TAKE THE TEST OVER THERE.
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WOULD YOU LIKE A STUDY GUIDE?
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- YEAH, I THINK I'M GOOD.
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- SHE'LL TAKE THE STUDY GUIDE.
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- WHAT IS THE SPEED LIMIT
IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA?
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WHEN ARE ROADS
THE MOST SLIPPERY?
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WHO IS ALLOWED TO PARK
IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT?
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THIS IS EVEN HARDER
THAN THE APPLICATION!
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- NO TALKING.
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- RONALD REGAN WAS RIGHT.
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- HMM. MM-HMM.
OK, INTERESTING.
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OK, MAKES SENSE.
OH, THAT'S A GOOD RULE.
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YEP, GOT IT. OK,
I'M READY TO TAKE THE TEST.
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- YOU, UH, READ THAT
AWFULLY FAST.
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YOU SURE?
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- UH, DOES A
RED LIGHT MEAN GO?
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- I FAILED?! HOW DID I FAIL?
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- WELL, YOU MARKED "C"
FOR EVERY ANSWER.
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- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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I'M DAFFY DUCK!
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D. DUCK!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THE "D"
IN DMV STANDS FOR?
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- IT STANDS FOR "DEPARTMENT".
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- WELL, THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
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DAFFY DEPARTMENT DUCK.
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- SIR, YOU CAN TAKE THE TEST
AGAIN. YOU GET TWO CHANCES.
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- GOOD TO SEE MY NAME
STILL CARRIES A LITTLE
WEIGHT AROUND HERE.
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LOLA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- OH, I DON'T HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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- HMPPHH, IRRESPONSIBLE.
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- YOU CAN'T CROSS
TWO DOUBLE YELLOW LINES? HUH.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
- HELLO?
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- ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DRIVE
IN A BIKE LANE?
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- LOLA, YOU CAN'T CALL ME,
YOU'RE TAKING A TEST.
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- JUST YES OR NO!
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- I'M NOT HELPING YOU CHEAT.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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I SAID I'M NOT
HELPING YOU CHEAT!
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- ARE YOU ALLOWED TO PARK
IN A HANDICAPPED SPACE?
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- DAFFY?
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- YES OR NO!
IT'S A SIMPLE HARD QUESTION.
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- NO! OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO PARK IN
A HANDICAPPED SPACE!
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WHAT IS THIS,
COMMUNIST RUSSIA?
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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- [STAMMERING] HELLO?
- HEY, PORK.
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- OH, HI, BUGS.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- OH, UH, JUST--
PICKING UP MY DRY CLEANING.
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- WOULD YOU LIKE
FRIES WITH THAT?
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- [LAUGHS] WHY WOULD I WANT
FRIES WITH MY DRY CLEANING?
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YES, JUMBO FRIES.
- COULD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE?
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I'M STUCK AT THE DMV.
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- SURE.
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- JUST ONE THING--
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YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S
LICENSE, RIGHT?
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- OF COURSE I DO.
- GREAT.
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- ARE YOU GOING TO WANT
ANY KETCHUP WITH YOUR FRIES?
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[BEEP]
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- [SIGHS]
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[DIALING]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
- HELLO?
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- WHERE ARE YOU?
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- OH, SORRY.
THEY MESSED UP MY ORDER.
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UH, I MEAN THE DRY CLEANING.
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT THE DMV?
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[SIREN]
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[ENGINE IDLING]
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- DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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- WHAT'D I DO?
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I'VE NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER
FOR ANYTHING!
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I FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
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SAFETY FIRST.
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- YOU CAN'T TALK
ON A CELL PHONE
WHILE DRIVING
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WITHOUT A HAND'S-FREE DEVICE.
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- SINCE WHEN?
- JULY FIRST.
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- AHH! I VOTED FOR THAT.
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- ALSO, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE.
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- WHY?
- YOUR LICENSE IS EXPIRED.
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AAAH!
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- OH, I KNOW THAT ONE.
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OH, THAT'S AN EASY ONE.
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WHO WOULDN'T KNOW THAT ONE?
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AND...DONE.
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OOH!
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UH, DAFFY?
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- OH, HEY, PORKY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- MY DRIVER'S
LICENSE EXPIRED.
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- SO IRRESPONSIBLE.
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HELLO AGAIN.
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I THINK YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY
GRADING THIS.
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- YOU PASSED.
YOU--YOU GOT A PERFECT SCORE.
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- THAT'S BECAUSE I'M PASSIONATE
ABOUT THE MATERIAL.
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NOW GIVE ME MY LICENSE.
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- THAT WAS THE WRITTEN TEST.
YOU STILL NEED TO PASS
THE DRIVER'S TEST.
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- DRIVER'S TEST?!
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HOW AM I GOING TO CHEAT
ON A DRIVER'S TEST?
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- I'M SORRY, YOU FAILED.
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- WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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I READ THE RULES OF THE ROAD
BEFORE BED.
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- YOU GET TO TAKE IT
ONE MORE TIME.
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MAYBE THIS TIME, DON'T ANSWER
"B" FOR EVERY QUESTION.
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- [GROANS]
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[DIALING]
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[LINE RINGING]
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- BUENO. THIS IS SPEEDY.
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- HEY, SPEEDY, IT'S BUGS.
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LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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DO YOU HAVE A VALID
DRIVER'S LICENSE?
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- NEXT!
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- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORKED HERE.
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- EH, DOUBLE DIP RECESSION.
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GOTTA GET THEM MULTIPLE
REVENUE SCREAMS.
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- YOU KNOW, WE COULD PROBABLY
MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER
228
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,470
ON BOTH OF US IF YOU JUST
WANTED TO PASS ME RIGHT NOW,
229
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,721
YOU KNOW, SEEING THAT
WE'RE NEIGHBORS AND ALL.
230
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,267
- SON, YOU'RE BARKING UP
THE WRONG TREE.
231
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,978
I TAKE MY JOB VERY SERIOUSLY.
232
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:49,399
AND I GOTTA WARN YA--
I'M A REAL STICKLER.
233
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,948
IF YOU MAKE ONE, JUST ONE,
234
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,783
ITSY BITSY MISTAKE,
235
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,910
YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL.
236
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,121
[CACKLING]
237
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,671
OOH. AHH.
238
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,966
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
A PHONE BOOK I COULD
SIT ON, DO YOU?
239
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,675
- THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
240
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,513
THESE ARE ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE TO PASS.
241
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,556
- LOLA?!
- OH, HI, PORKY.
242
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,932
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
243
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,268
- [SIGHS]
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE EXPIRED.
244
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,853
- MM-MMM. YOU AND DAFFY.
245
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,980
SO IRRESPONSIBLE.
246
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,653
HI, SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG.
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
247
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,363
I'M NOT A REALLY GOOD
TEST TAKER.
248
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,448
I'M MORE OF A TEST GIVER.
OR A TEST WATCHER.
249
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,825
OR A TASTE TESTER.
250
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,203
- YOU PASSED. PERFECT SCORE.
251
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,872
- OH, MY GOSH, I DID?!
I'M A REALLY GOOD TEST TAKER.
252
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,589
- YOU FAILED AGAIN.
253
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,924
- WHAT?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
254
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,426
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER ONE.
255
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,803
- I'M SORRY, SIR.
YOU ONLY GET TWO CHANCES.
256
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,390
- DID I AT LEAST COME CLOSE?
257
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,566
- TURN LEFT
AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION.
258
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,109
[HORNS HONKING,
TIRES SQUEALING]
259
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,864
- HOW'D THAT GO?
260
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,033
- GREAT.
261
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,328
[TIRES SQUEALING]
262
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,043
[HORN HONKING]
263
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,045
[ENGINE REVS]
264
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,423
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET IN THAT?
265
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,966
- GET IN IT? ALL YOU ASKED
WAS IF I HAD A VALID
DRIVER'S LICENSE
266
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,928
AND TO MEET YOU AT THE DMV.
YOU WANTED A RIDE?
267
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,763
I'M NOT A TAXI DRIVER,
MAN. I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF A LUNCH RUSH!
268
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,434
[TIRES SQUEALING]
269
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,896
AYY!
270
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,607
[TIRES SQUEALING]
271
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,194
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
272
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,655
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
273
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,699
AYY. GRINGOS.
274
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,243
[TIRES SQUEALING]
275
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,663
- SO ARE WE PARALLEL PARKED?
276
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,872
- MM-HMM.
277
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,125
THIS DRIVER'S TEST IS GRADED
278
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,419
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO A HUNDRED.
279
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,046
AND CONSIDERING THE TYPE
OF DRIVING YOU JUST DID,
280
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,382
WHAT GRADE WOULD YOU
GIVE YOURSELF?
281
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,675
- HUNDRED.
282
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,843
- I GET THAT ONE A LOT.
283
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,023
OHH, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
284
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,276
NEXT!
- HI!
285
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,445
- COOL YOUR JETS, BLONDIE.
286
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,656
I'M A REAL STICKLER.
287
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,574
[CLICKS SEATBELT]
288
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,494
[CLICKS SEATBELT]
289
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,538
- YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
290
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,460
"YOSE-MITE".
291
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,711
- IT'S YOSEMITE.
292
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,630
- OH, LIKE THE NATIONAL PARK!
293
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,715
YOU KNOW, I WAS NAMED
AFTER A NATIONAL PARK.
294
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,049
OH, NO, WAIT. SORRY.
295
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,551
I WASN'T NAMED
AFTER A NATIONAL PARK.
296
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,386
I WAS NAMED
AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER.
297
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,887
OH, NO, WAIT, MY GRANDMOTHER'S
NAME IS BETTY, NOT LOLA.
298
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,015
WAIT, THERE'S A NATIONAL PARK
NAMED BETTY?
299
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,600
- CAN YOU JUST TAKE A RIGHT?
300
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,644
- A RIGHT?!
[SCOFFS] YOSE-MITE,
301
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,396
I JUST GOT A PERFECT SCORE
ON MY WRITTEN TEST.
302
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,525
I THINK I CAN DO A LITTLE MORE
THAN TAKE A RIGHT.
303
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,402
[TIRES SQUEALING]
304
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,420
[HORN HONKING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
305
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,300
- HUH?!
306
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,969
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
307
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,727
[TRAIN HORN HONKING]
308
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,614
[BOAT HORN HONKS]
309
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,991
[TIRES SQUEALING]
310
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,910
[SIREN]
311
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,635
- DID I PASS?
312
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,387
HELLO?!
313
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,473
YEAH, I PASSED.
314
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,394
OH, NOW I KNOW WHY
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
315
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,813
YOU'RE BUGS' NEIGHBOR!
HE TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
316
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,857
HE'S NOT A FAN.
317
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,654
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NAMED
A NATIONAL PARK AFTER THAT GUY.
318
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,865
- [GROANS]
319
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,952
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
320
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,791
- I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.
321
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,542
YOU GET YOUR LICENSE?
322
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,462
- I FAILED. TWICE!
323
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,505
- SO YOU'LL TAKE THE TEST
AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
324
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,383
- NO WAY.
I'M DONE DRIVING.
325
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,303
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DESERVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE
326
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,472
ARE RESPONSIBLE,
LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS
327
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,056
WHO KNOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
328
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,683
- OWW!
329
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,144
LICENSED DRIVER,
COMIN' THROUGH!
330
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,020
WHOO! OUT OF MY WAY!
331
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,316
LICENSED DRIVER, 100%!
332
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,902
- WELL, THERE'S AN EXCEPTION
TO EVERY RULE.
333
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,904
- I'VE GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE!
334
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,405
WHOO-HOO!
335
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,616
- MAYBE TWO EXCEPTIONS.
- LOOK, BUN BUN!
336
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,618
I'M AN ORGAN DONOR.
ARE YOU AN ORGAN DONOR?
337
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,286
YOU WANT TO GIVE EACH OTHER
OUR ORGANS?
338
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,871
- EHH...
339
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,706
- WELL, WE CAN DECIDE LATER.
ARE YOU READY TO GO?
340
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,960
BE MY FIRST PASSENGER
AS A LICENSED DRIVER!
341
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,463
- THANKS, BUT I HAVE
TO DRIVE PORKY HOME.
HE DIDN'T PASS.
342
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,882
- OH, STAY STRONG.
YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS.
343
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,968
I KNOW, I'VE BEEN THERE.
BUT I'M NOT THERE ANYMORE.
344
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,637
WHOO-HOO! DRIVER'S LICENSE!
345
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,226
- HOW DO YOU GET OUT
OF THIS PLACE?
346
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,687
HERE WE GO!
347
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,106
- BUGS!
348
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,610
[SIREN]
- WHAT DID I DO?!
349
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,821
- YOU CAN'T CROSS
TWO DOUBLE YELLOW LINES.
350
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,156
- OHH! I JUST READ THAT!
351
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,408
[SIREN]
352
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,246
- HELLO AGAIN.
353
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,498
- DRIVER'S LICENSE.
354
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,167
- SURE THING.
355
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,962
- LEAVE YOUR WALLET AT HOME.
356
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,255
- [SCOFFS]
357
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,257
I LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.
358
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,260
[PEN CLICKS]
359
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,391
[ENGINE STARTS]
360
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:47,191
- EHH, I'M JUST GOING TO WALK.
361
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,245
[TIRES SQUEALING]
362
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,851
- BEEP BEEP!
363
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,959
[TIRES SQUEALING]
364
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,599
- BEEP BEEP!
365
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,233
[BEEPING]
366
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,996
[BEEP]
367
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,665
[SIZZLING, BELL RINGING]
368
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,418
[BEEPING]
369
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,635
[BEEPING, BELL RINGING]
370
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,436
[BEEPING]
371
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,366
[CRASH]
372
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,204
[SIREN]
373
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,125
[SIREN, HONK]
374
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,045
[SIREN, HONK]
375
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,421
- BEEP BEEP!
376
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,220
- ONE TICKET.
I'M A STUDENT.
377
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,223
- SIR, PLEASE.
378
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,519
- GOO GOO, GA GA.
379
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,690
I'M A BABY AND I WANT
TO SEE A MOVIE FOR FREE.
380
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,776
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
I'M A LICENSED DRIVER!
381
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,404
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!
382
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,156
I'M A LICENSED DRIVER!
383
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,700
I HAVE A LICENSE!
384
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,897
- WELL, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
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