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Let's see
what's for breakfast.
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Mmm. What have we here?
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Yecch!
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Does he have to put carrots
in everything?
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-What are you doing?
-Aah!
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Nyah. That wasn't
an overreaction.
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[theme music playing]
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You know, that pie was
for tonight's dinner party.
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-What dinner party?
-You're kidding.
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-What?
-Uh, the dinner party
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we're having so you can
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apologize to all
of our neighbors?
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What do I
have to apologize for?
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How about for what you did
on the fourth of July?
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Happy fourth of July!
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["1812 Overture" playing]
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Hey, freedom isn't free.
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And for what you did
on Easter.
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Happy Easter!
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["1812 Overture" playing]
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What the--
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Aah!
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I don't know what
the big deal was.
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They were
cage-free eggs.
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And for what you did
on Columbus Day.
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-Happy Columbus Day!
-[squeaking]
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["1812 Overture" playing]
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What? The rats
represented
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the "Niña," the "Pinta,"
and the "Santa Maria."
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If they didn't get it,
that's their problem.
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Besides, what do you care
if the neighbors hate me?
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I care because
this is my house,
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and one of these days,
one of the neighbors
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is going to file
a lawsuit against me
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for something
that you did.
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Relax. It's not like I'm
going to live here forever.
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If you're so worried
about getting sued,
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I'll apologize.
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But come on. Have a little
faith in our neighbors.
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Ahh.
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The suburbs.
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Fostering the illusion
of success since 1950.
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[gasps]
My newspaper!
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It's been... stolen!
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Daffy. Daffy!
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What are we
doing this for?
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-I don't know.
-Let's see.
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I came out here
to get my newspaper.
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It wasn't there.
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And then, I realized...
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[gasps]
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Someone stole my newspaper.
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What are you
so upset about?
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I've never even seen you
read the paper.
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I don't read it.
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I do what normal
people do with it.
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Day by day, slowly build
a papier-mache parade float.
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What parade are you in?
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I'm not in a parade.
I am the parade.
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What did your parents
do to you?
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Bugsy, old pal,
there's a thief among us.
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You just told me
to have faith in our neighbors,
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and now you're insinuating that
one of them stole your paper?
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I'm not insinuating anything.
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I am simply implying,
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in an unscrupulous
and cowardly way,
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that one of our neighbors
is a thief.
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-You're crazy.
-Am I?
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-Yes.
-Am I?
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-Yes.
-Am I?
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Yes.
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Daffy, no one stole
your newspaper.
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Where are you going?
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I'm letting everyone know
what time the dinner party is.
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Oh! I'll come with you.
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Daffy, you're not going
to accuse the neighbors.
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No. I just want
to get some fresh air.
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What did you think,
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I was going to start
throwing accusations around?
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Ha! Silly you. Give me
a little more credit than that.
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Oh!
[giggles] Hello.
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Knock off the pleasantries,
grandma.
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I know you stole
my newspaper.
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I'd ask you
to forgive my friend,
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but we'll be doing a lot of that
at the dinner party tonight.
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Which, by the way,
is at 8:00. See you then.
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I know you stole
my newspaper.
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Your suesaper?
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My newspaper.
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What is a shoe-shaper?
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[dog barking]
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[chain rattles,
door opens]
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What do you want,
rabbit?
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Just wanted to remind you
about tonight's dinner party.
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You mean the
"let's all forget about
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the horrible things
Daffy Duck has done" party?
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Yeah, I'll be there,
unless I get a better offer.
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I've got an offer for you.
Give me back my paper.
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Yosemite sam's
a lot of things--
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A liar, a cheat,
a false witness, a sore loser,
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a bad friend,
a shady businessman,
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a blamer, a flim-flammer,
a hornswaggler,
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I'm cheap,
and I steals things.
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But I am no thief.
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Now, good day, sirs.
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What time's dinner?
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8:00 sharp.
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-Go home.
-Fine.
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-Now.
-I'm going.
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What?
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I want to watch
you go home.
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[chuckles]
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You have some
serious trust issues.
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You should get help, man.
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[crow caws]
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Oh! Uh, were you about to,
uh, go somewhere?
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What?
You mean the broom?
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No. I'm cleaning my house.
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I drive a minivan.
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I'm sneaking around
a witch's house, alone,
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Looking for a newspaper.
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-What am I doing?
-[wolf howls]
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Take a deep breath.
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[inhales and exhales]
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It's just a house--a normal,
everyday witch's house.
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There's nothing
to be afraid of.
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[screams]
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So, I'll see you at 8:00?
I'm making carrot pie.
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Pie? Don't you mean
carrot cake?
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[screaming]
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-[car door shuts]
-[engine revs]
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-[crashes]
-[tires squeal]
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-[crashes]
-[cat screeches]
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[clatters]
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[engine revs]
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-[car alarm beeping]
-Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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That duck's apology list
is getting long.
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[birds chirping]
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So, after all that,
I still don't know
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which neighbor
stole my newspaper.
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Interesting.
I have one question.
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[stammering] Why don't you
just get another paper?
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It's the principle.
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I hold myself to an extremely
high moral standard.
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I treat people and their
things with respect.
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And I place the virtue of trust
above all else.
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No, you don't.
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Well, I expect it from others.
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Come on.
You're the only one
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who can help me
solve the mystery.
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Don't tell Bugs, but you're
my smartest friend.
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A mystery, huh?
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You know, the key
to a good mystery is the ending.
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And 9 out of 10 mystery
novels end the same way.
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With a semi-flattering
photo of the author?
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They end with all the suspects
gathered under one roof.
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What they think is
an innocent dinner party
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is, in fact,
an elaborate trap.
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Wait! We're having
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a dinner party for
the neighbors tonight.
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That's perfect!
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Yeah! At tonight's
dinner party,
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I can invite everyone
to another dinner party
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where I can spring
my elaborate trap!
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[sighs]
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Or you could just spring
your elaborate trap
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at tonight's
dinner party.
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Great idea. I'm glad
I thought of it.
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Hmm. Maybe I'm
my smartest friend.
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[Tasmanian devil
shouting and spitting]
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♪ Oh, there's a rumbleIn the back yard ♪
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♪ It's a shakin',Twistin' cloud ♪
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♪ Seems someone's petIs getting way upset ♪
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♪ Lord, it's somethingAwful loud ♪
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♪ He just swallowed upHis dog house ♪
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♪ Knocked the barbecueInto space ♪
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♪ And he sucked upBugs' swimming pool ♪
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♪ Spit outA tidal wave ♪
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♪ Tasmanian meltdown comin' ♪
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[snarls]
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♪ There'sA meltdown coming' ♪
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[snarls and sputters]
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♪ Well, you better startA-runnin' ♪
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♪ When the groundStarts hummin' ♪
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♪ There'sA meltdown comin' ♪
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-[screams]
-[snarls]
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♪ I don't knowWhat sets him off ♪
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-I don't know.
-[doorbell rings]
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♪ Is he upsetAbout a girl? ♪
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No!
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♪ It's anyone's guess'Cause he's not the best ♪
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♪ CommunicatorIn the world ♪
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Don't judge me.
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♪ We'd love to get himSettled down ♪
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♪ But he just smashedThrough the wall ♪
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♪ He got the policeChasing after him ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's headedFor the mall ♪
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♪ Tasmanian meltdown comin' ♪
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-[screaming]
-[snarling]
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♪ Like a hurricane comin' ♪
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[indistinct melodic shouting]
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[cheering]
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Haha! Whoa.
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[laughs and blows raspberry]
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I can't believe
I have to make another pie.
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What are you doing?
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You're supposed to be getting
ready for the dinner party.
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Oh. I'm ready for
the dinner party, all right.
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-What does that mean?
-Nothing.
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Did you set the table?
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Ohh, I set more
than the table.
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-What does that mean?
-Nothing.
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Did you keep
the table simple?
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It shouldn't look
too elaborate.
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Ohh, the table's
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not going to be the thing
that's elaborate.
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[chuckles]
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What's wrong with you?
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-Nothing.
-[doorbell rings]
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Welcome, suspects.
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I mean, neighbors.
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[laughing maniacally]
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I guess no one's ever heard
of maniacal laughter.
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I guess no one's ever heard
of bringing a gift, either.
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I just want to thank
everybody for coming
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to Daffy's apology party.
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I hope that after tonight,
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we can all agree
to let bygones be bygones.
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[bell dings]
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Oh! And I've got
a carrot pie in the oven,
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So save room.
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Carrot pie?
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Oh, I hope it's OK
that I brought my son.
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It's so hard to get
a sitter these days.
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Please, let there be other women
coming to this thing.
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[feedback]
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[Daffy, distorted voice]
Greetings, everybody.
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As neighbors, you thinkyou know each other well.
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But what you don't knowis that one of you...
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is a thief!
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[metal rumbling]
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[imitating wind blowing]
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Ooh. This is one of those
fun mystery dinner parties.
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Let us begin.
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Everyone,
pick up your plates.
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Uh, scary voice?
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My son doesn't
have a plate.
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[feedback]
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Hold on.
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Here.
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Thank you.
252
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,348
Where's the bathroom?
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Just hold it.
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00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,644
[distorted voice]
Now,
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00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,939
under your plates,you'll find a number.
256
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,443
Ain't no numbers
on these things.
257
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,944
What?
258
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:15,128
Now, one of you has a platewith the number five on it.
259
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,423
Who has the number five?
260
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,634
-I do.
-So do I.
261
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,385
How'd that happen?
262
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,641
There. Now you have a three.
263
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,891
I have a three.
264
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,060
[groans]
265
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,232
[laughs]
266
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,151
What a fun party.
267
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,654
Everyone
getting along?
268
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,572
[laughs] Oh, yes!
269
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:46,326
The voice is having us
do lots of things.
270
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,369
That's nice.
271
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,038
I, uh, think I
smell burning carrots.
272
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,791
Oh! My pie!
273
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,417
Quick, what number
do you have again?
274
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,711
[stammers]
Five.
275
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,672
OK. You two
switch plates.
276
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,425
Now, what number
do you have?
277
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,011
-Five.
-[gasps]
278
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,307
Open your eyes, grandma.
It's clearly a three.
279
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,392
-You're a three.
-I'm a three.
280
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,145
-Why are you three?
-I have no idea.
281
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,063
Do you want me
to be a three?
282
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,898
Yes. Thank you.
283
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401
Finally,
someone is cooperating.
284
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,780
[inhales and exhales]
285
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:28,618
Now,
who has the number three?
286
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,289
-[gasps]
-I'm hungry.
287
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,376
Can we eat first,
and then play the game?
288
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,670
It's not a game,
it's a trap--
289
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,797
an elaborate trap designed
to extract a confession
290
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,674
from one of you
dirty thieves!
291
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,926
And then, we'll have
an apology party, all right,
292
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,429
but the apologies
are going to be to me.
293
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,349
Now, one of you stole
my newspaper. Confess!
294
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,226
-[all gasp]
-Really?
295
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,061
You're really
going there?
296
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,979
Yeah. I'm going there.
297
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,732
Where is he going?
298
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,941
Because if you go there,
299
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,694
I will go there.
300
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,655
And you do not want to be there
when I get there.
301
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,365
Because
when I get there,
302
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,242
I will be so there
303
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,119
that you will wish
you had stayed right here.
304
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,581
Me? What about you?
305
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,750
You don't care about
your neighbors.
306
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,377
You're just scared one of them
is going to sue you.
307
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,921
[chuckles]
You're crazy.
308
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,381
I'm crazy?
309
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,633
You're the one
who made carrot pie.
310
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,928
I mean, carrot pie?
Ever heard of carrot cake?
311
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,139
That's an actual dessert
made with carrots.
312
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:35,476
And do you make it? No!
You make carrot pie--
313
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,229
A thing no one eats!
314
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,239
Mmm. Mmm!
315
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,990
Mmm.
316
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,911
Mmm! Mmm.
317
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,371
[grunting and chewing]
318
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,584
This party blows.
I'm going home.
319
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,545
Well, I'm not going anywhere
until I get an apology
320
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,756
for everything
this fool has done.
321
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,550
I mean, turning a bunch of rats
loose on Columbus Day.
322
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,093
Who does that?
323
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,595
The same jackanapes
324
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,806
who durn near burned
my house down.
325
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,140
And by the way,
326
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,767
you don't go accusing
your neighbors
327
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,060
of stealing something
without any evidence,
328
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,688
especially something
as dumb as a newspaper.
329
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,232
I mean, come on.
Read the internet.
330
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,402
For the last time,
I don't read it!
331
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,947
Hasn't anyone seen
my parade float?
332
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,741
You heard the witch--
uh, I mean, lady.
333
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,201
You owes us all
an apology.
334
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:37,330
Well?
Say you're sorry.
335
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,706
Uhh...
336
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,709
You can't say it,
can you?
337
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,753
I can say it.
338
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,922
Uh... [mutters]
339
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,340
Then say it.
340
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,884
I'm... Solly.
341
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,970
Did you just say
you're "solly"?
342
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,805
I'm soggy.
343
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,139
You're soggy?
344
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,600
I'm sarming.
345
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,187
You're the worst
neighbor I ever met.
346
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,690
And I should know.
Before I met you,
347
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,025
I was the worst neighbor
I ever met.
348
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,819
Ehh.
It's still a close call.
349
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,697
You're the biggest monster
in this neighborhood.
350
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,240
That's saying a lot.
He's an actual monster.
351
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,201
The stunts you have pulled
in this neighborhood--
352
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,828
Ooh! Consarned you!
353
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,621
-Goldarned ruined...
-Too many to even count!
354
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,623
I don't know
who you think you are!
355
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,375
-Let me tell you something--
-What is wrong with you?
356
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,793
[whistles]
357
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,170
I have something to say.
358
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,173
I like him.
359
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,426
My life is so boring,
360
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,096
but tonight was the most fun
I've had in years,
361
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,599
and it's all thanks to him.
362
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,768
Ohh, well,
you've got to admit,
363
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:44,564
our street got a lot more
interesting when he moved in.
364
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,774
Huh. That is true.
365
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,317
It was certainly
366
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,903
the most memorable
Columbus Day I ever had.
367
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,320
I've been meaning
to ask you.
368
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,155
Did the rats symbolize
369
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,241
the colonization
of the new world
370
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,535
by comparing the arrival
of the Europeans
371
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,287
to an infestation of vermin?
372
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,289
I didn't follow
any of that.
373
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,166
[laughs]
374
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,085
What? I'm serious.
375
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,546
I didn't understand
anything you just said.
376
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,548
[laughter]
377
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,219
So let me get
this straight--
378
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,221
No one wants
to sue me?
379
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,640
Sue you? Come on, now.
380
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,642
Have a little faith
in your neighbors.
381
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,103
That's what I said!
382
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,398
-[groans]
-Are we ever going to eat?
383
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,942
Why not?
384
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,362
I have something
I'd like to say.
385
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,662
Which one of you
stole my newspaper?
386
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,667
I'll drink to that.
387
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,168
[laughter]
388
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,713
[indistinct talking
and laughter]
389
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,185
Beep, beep!
390
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,701
[clangs]
391
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,382
[squeaks]
392
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,468
[hisses]
393
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,394
[whirring]
394
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,473
[beeps and buzzing]
395
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,065
[rapid buzzing]
396
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,916
[explosion]
397
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,966
Beep, beep!
398
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,845
[crashes]
399
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,891
No newspaper, huh?
400
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,350
Just the mail.
401
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,895
Bill. Junk mail.
Weird charity.
402
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:14,065
[laughs]
How many renewal notices
403
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,110
is that stupid newspaper
going to send me?
404
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,824
[gasps]
405
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:27,286
No one stole
my newspaper!
406
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,748
I forgot to renew
my subscription.
407
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,880
Ironic.
Done in by his own creation.
408
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,132
[rumbling]
409
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,883
[horn beeps]
410
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,761
Ooh. Forgot to set
my parking brake.
411
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,848
[theme music playing]
412
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,415
Is this the bathroom?
413
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,835
[Daffy]
No! Go home!
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