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Shouldn't we wait for Wilder? He's getting snacks downstairs.

Bossman's not exactly known for his patience.

Hey, Bossman. So, what's the big news?

Bonjour, buzzers!

The mag's a smash, and you're the reason why.

Hey, Diane, your idea to hire teen scribes was scrumptious.

And now for the twist nobody saw coming. You're all fired!

What? I'm replacing you old kids with new kids.

Hey -o!

Probably fired you.

This is an outrage.

Who delivers bad news with such annoying expressions?

Boss man does. He's evil.

Dudes, I come bearing muffins. Couldn't carry all the smoothies.

All right, so we're more thirsty than hungry.

Go get smoothies, brother.

Michael, Michael, Michael.

Watching this time pass and wait to get out and hang out with my friends.

Find out what's new, who's bashing on who.

And if everyone's new, it's a whole...

a Save the Staff of Buzz rally for tomorrow night.

And I'm going to go check out a band so I can write a great final article.

How can you think of music when our jobs are in danger?

Because I'm the music guy.

Here until some sniveling little pipsqueak steals your column.

Remember, the children are our future.

More like the end of our future.

Bossman sure bummed everybody out. At least I already decided to go work with

dad.

Can you keep a secret?

Nope. Whatever, I'll tell you anyway.

I'm going to Vancouver to be with real mom to pursue my singing.

I'm leaving this Friday.

Leaving? But there's so much we haven't done yet. Well, there's one thing we

haven't done yet. We haven't had our first kiss.

Oh, well, they're at last. Just let me put on my first kiss lipstick. Your lips

are perfect the way they are. And to make things even more perfect... Hey,

You got Mookie Morris to kiss me first?

No, I hired him to sing while we smooch. Thanks, Mookie. No problem.

I'll be waiting.

This is amazing. He totally should have won that show. I know.

I wish I voted.

You never voted?

I did every week. Keep playing.

So you're the reason why y 'all kicked off that show.

Don't hurt me!

It's trying to feel better.

Even though I've never been kissed.

Thank you, sir.

I tried everything, but Bossman's mind is made up.

Well, that seals it. From now on, nothing in my life will ever, ever, ever

right. Hold on.

Diane Jeffries.

Michael's agent.

Wait, why are you calling me?

I am not Michael's assistant.

Hello? Oh, what do you know?

Hmm. I'll have to get back to you.

Well, what?

Turns out my movie Justice Casserole 2 was a DVD hit. They're doing a three

and they want me back as Dex Cobra's son. And no chipmunk voice this time.

Michael, that's amazing.

Sure is.

Well, back to work.

Wait, wait.

What are you talking about?

Whenever I want something, the red carpet gets pulled out from underneath

That's why I'm not even going to say yes. So if my agent calls back, I'm

unavailable. Oh, and, uh, can you book my usual table for lunch? You know, in

the cafeteria.

Wait, I'm...

Of course you're not.

There's the schmoopsy, my sweetie weedy.

I do not have time for your loving pet names. I have a wedding to plan.

Here are five menus, four seating plans, and three choices of photographers.

And here are two shoulders doing one shrug.

Look, I just want to get married under the moonlight. Maybe you should be the

one to decide.

Great. First decision, your dad does not need to bring his college football team

to our wedding. Uh, we had a deal.

Your mother brings her judgmental vegan book club. My father brings the boys.

He also wants a guitar player.

Oh, I am not getting married to the sounds of high -pitched screeching. Oh,

thought she said your mother had to bring her book club. You are the most

inconsiderate. Don't you even start.

We are going to have the most wonderful wedding.

Oh, yeah. It will be Jim Dandy.

Air. You missed a great concert last night. I was too busy working on my Save

the Buzz campaign.

I made signs, I came up with a chant, and I even put up a GleeTube video.

So far, it has two viewers.

You and Baba?

No, me twice. But as soon as Baba gets a username, the downpour is coming.

You're really wound up about this. You bet.

They're going to have to drag me out of the buzz kicking and screaming.

That'll be my next GleeTube video.

Ha ha, very funny.

So, listen up.

We're meeting tonight at the bus to plan the rally. I guess I can make it. Oh,

you'll make it, Buster. You will make it.

I'd hate to see how you'd be if you actually got paid to work there.

The finale of a TV series is often the most watched episode.

Over 52 million people tuned in to watch the final episode of Friends.

I threw a Friends party.

Ready to go, my friend.

For magic comedies that top anything, girls love to be kissed in front of

crowds. Yep, that move always gets you the slow clap of amazement.

Miss Dress, I have a private announcement I have to make in front of

of people.

Please.

I have a date with Destiny.

Oh, Wilder, I didn't even think you knew my name.

Hello,

you, your destiny. Destiny, okay.

I think you should call your agent back, Michael.

Please, DJ, that was the old Michael Davies. In fact, the new Michael Davies

mocks the old Michael Davies. What a chump.

The new Michael Davies, not caring since 2000 and yesterday. How may I help you?

Oh, my, you people are persistent.

Don't call me, I'll call you.

Your agent again?

No, Dax Cobra. He won't do the movie without me. See, he's getting his hopes

and I'm crushing them.

You're really going to regret this.

Regret getting kicked in the shins by life? I doubt it. Excuse me, DJ.

Guess what? The printer returned the napkins and they spelled Diane

Good. Too bad they spelled Shepard wrong.

At least they're fuchsia. Your mom will be happy.

Uh, they're purple. And my mom's never happy.

Okay, let's talk photos.

Diane, I... I can't do this now.

Okay, well, we'll sidebar on the photographers and go straight to wedding

The baker sent you samples. No.

I mean all of this. The wedding, the purple napkins.

I just don't want it.

I'm sorry.

Andrew!

All right, I have to join Rebecca's rally. Are you sure you want to do this?

This idea in particular is likely to backfire. No way, dude. Amanda always

she wanted a hero, and I'm Ant. The giant W on my chest proves it.

Upside down, it looks like an M.

Anyway, are you comfortable?

In no way whatsoever.

Now, go get Amanda into the light. Gotta set the mood.

Hello? Hello?

Giant bat! Giant bat!

What? Stop! Please!

Giant bat! Giant bat!

Ow!

Our only hope is to convince them that we're a group of serious journalists.

Did anyone see the giant talking bat hanging in the kitchen?

Serious journalists.

Here's the plan.

The bus main has a shareholders meeting in an hour, and we are all going to

crash it.

Amanda, did you ask your dad for the access key? I kind of forgot.

How could you forget?

It's like this.

I was going to tell everyone yesterday, but I'm going to Vancouver for a bit to

pursue my singing career.

You're leaving?

It's okay.

It's okay.

We're still strong. Right, Michael?

Strong? If I've learned anything, Rebecca, going to that meeting will just

me hope.

DJ, tell them there's a chance.

I'm sorry, hon.

A shepherd taught me some things aren't meant to be.

Please say you're with me.

It's like they say in show business, sir.

Leave them wanting more.

That's it?

Just over?

He's full.

Hey, Amanda.

What's crack -a -lackin'? Hopefully me and you lived some mack -a -lackin'. I

found the kiss coupons, so you can't back out now.

The wild man is true to all of his homemade coupons, except for leg wax.

I really thought my dad knew that I was kidding.

Father, my flight leaves in six hours, so kiss me now! Just not now. I'll tell

you what.

I'll meet you at the airport, then magic time.

Well, there better be magic or these lips are gonna disappear forever!

Sorry about what happened last night.

But everything's going to be okay. It's like you don't even care that our time

at Buzz is ending.

I don't know why, but this really isn't bugging me.

How can you not care?

Well, it's like this.

I'm sorry. I guess I think that everything has to come to an end

You're right.

Including us.

You want to talk to me, Mr. Shepard? Oh, yeah.

DJ told me you're not taking the Dex Cobra movie.

She also told me I'm afraid of commitment.

DJ told you right on both counts.

As for the movie, it seems that every time I believe in a dream, the universe

gives me a giant wedgie every single time. But what if this was the one

time it was supposed to work out? And you blew it because you didn't listen to

the universe.

Who and who am I kidding? Of course I want to go to Hollywood. It's my one

love. Well, until some Hollywood starlet comes along and makes me her trophy

husband.

Hello, deck scrubbers people. Michael Davies. I say yes.

Yes!

Atta boy.

Thanks, Mr. Shepard.

I just have one question.

Yes, you can have a piece of cake.

Please. My question is, are you listening to the universe?

Michael, hold on. I've got an idea.

Daddy, you know he told me my sign was way too big to be carrying on. Well,

time tell me harder.

This is the final boarding call for flight 326 headed to Vancouver.

All passengers named Amanda Pierce should now make their way to the gate.

Father, where are you?

I can't leave without you.

Amanda! Amanda, I'm sorry I'm late. I decided for your first kiss I would be

knight in shining armor with a white horse.

You should really get your money back from the costume shop.

Security wasn't too keen on letting a knife through the metal detector.

The lance proved to be a problem, too.

Walter, I have to leave, so please hurry. It's smooch o 'clock.

What? What is it now?

I'm sorry, Amanda, but if your first kiss with me can't be special, then you

should wait for a guy who can make it special. Hey, kiss list.

This is your final, final boarding call.

Fine. But there are a whole world full of lips out there, and one of those

will want to lock up with mine.

Then I wish them up.

Keep the sign.

Maybe every time it lights up, you'll remember what a boneheaded goof you

Don't need a sign to remember that.

Hi, I'm Lucy. We met at the best open house.

I'm here for my interview with DJ.

That's odd, because DJ told me all interviews are canceled.

But she's over there by her office, beckoning me in.

Well, remember this during your interview.

I have a family to feed.

Oh, dear.

Again, we don't get paid, and your family feeds you.

I'm not talking to you.

Can I show you something?

It's your first article.

Why am I looking at this?

Because I finally realized why I don't mind this coming to an end. Come on,

photo isn't that bad.

See, when it got published, I thought I couldn't be happier.

And then I fell in love with you.

I had an incredible two years, R.

I don't want to take that chance away from anyone else.

Do you?

No.

I don't.

Want to get a smoothie?

I think I know a place.

Thanks for everything.

Oh, it's just a smoothie.

So how did Shepard look?

Could you tell he'd been crying?

Is he seeing anybody new?

It's the lunch lady. I knew it!

Did she make him happy?

He was eating cake.

Dex said he'd pick me up at 4 for a press conference.

Sam, it's Dex!

You're not Dex, Cobra. You're not making the outfit work, so we're both

disappointed.

Hi, I'm DJ.

Amateur.

I know he's late, but I'm sure he has a very good reason.

Yeah, embarrassment.

Grandma's fish, and I'm a dishwasher!

This time they're going to use my real voice.

Hey, maybe Dex got caught up in some real live action hero stuff.

You know, most of his movies are true stories.

I was thinking traffic, but I'm sure that's it.

Josh! What is it?

Sanchez Billington says the new Dex Cobra part is going to Hilary Duff.

playing Dixie Cobra, Dex Cobra's long -lost daughter.

Maybe Sanchez is wrong. I mean, he does report rumors.

No, DJ.

I got my hopes up and they were dashed. Again.

I'm here to collect my son.

Thanks, you hear? I never doubted it for a second.

I just have one question. Why me?

I can't even act.

Neither can I.

But your biceps do all the acting for you.

Hasta la pizza, baby.

I'm the chicken a la king of the world.

Next time use the elevator, you bald -headed beaut.

Oh, and I'm single.

Again.

Did I do the right thing?

Should I have kissed her?

Should I have gone after her? Should I have quit talking to myself?

If only there was a sign. Any sign.

Cut it out, sign. I'm waiting for a sign.

Wilder, I think your sign is over here.

Amanda, how'd you get here?

I had the plane turn around.

You can do that?

You can if you're flying Pierce Airlines.

By the way, sweetheart, 350 passengers hate your guts.

What are you going to do?

Walder, I don't want my first kiss to be with another boy.

I want it to be with you.

But it's not going to be special. We're kissing each other. How much more

special can it get?

Good point.

That was worth the wait. I could look into your eyes forever.

Oh! Incoming text.

Have a look at this.

That's amazing. We better get going.

But one more thing.

You gotta love an airport kiss, people.

Look, little clap of amazement.

Why am I doing this again?

It's called a pity party, DJ.

Wearing your redding dress and trashing everything Mr. Shepard gave you is the

perfect way to get over him.

I would have made a beautiful bride.

Yeah, yeah, there's a building about to explode with all the rest of mr.

Shepherd's mementos in it now. Let's get to the roof

Andrew

What are our parents doing here

I?

Would think this is a joke, but Wilder is wearing long pants.

Yeah, can we pick up the pace my ankles need to breathe?

Will you marry me, Diane?

But you said you didn't want this.

I just didn't want a big fancy wedding.

But I always wanted you.

How did you plan this? I mean, you must have had a miracle worker.

I had five of them.

And one daddy's assistant.

So this is the guy you're always harassing. He is older than I thought.

Sadly, I'm 25.

Yeah, okay.

Okay. Do you, Diane Jeffries, take this man? I do, I do, I do.

Me too, except for man put in woman.

I now pronounce you man and wife. And go ahead and kiss the bride.

Hey, you got your moonlight.

Sometimes the universe listens.

Oh, it's me.

And then I'll be waiting, yeah, I'll be waiting for

you.

Don't worry about it.

I did the same thing my first week.

You'll love it here.

Hey, hey, hey, I got the last cake in the bakery.

Happy Bar Mitzvah, Max.

Apparently, Max got the mumps.

To you guys, having my lunch interrupted has never meant so much.

I'm going to miss my babies.

I hope you guys have learned as much from me as I learned from you.

I've been an outsider my entire life.

And so you guys, every single one of you let me in.

Thanks.

There's only one word that can sum up my time here at the bus.

Awestruck. I was going to say incomparable, but awestruck is better.

Curse me and my failure to grasp the obvious.

My world used to be my dad and my baba.

Thank you for making it so much bigger.

And better.

It's hard to say this, but I love you guys more than I love myself.

Do you know how much that is?

You know, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn't change a single thing.

Well, I'd give myself a good bicep.

This moment is almost perfect.

To the bus!

Where dreams really do come true.

There.

Perfect.

To the bus.

To the bus.

I just remember walking in here, you know, being completely terrified. And we

made these two years so incredible. You know, when I was this little shrimp, I'm

a kid, you know.

Done. Thanks to the fans for supporting the show.

I came here and I saw a bunch of kids that were younger than me. But I have so

much acting ability and so much passion for what they do that it makes me want

to come to work every day. I want to say thank you so much to everyone. No

matter what I do, I've never felt so close to a bunch of people in my life.

Thank you for making this the best two years of my life.