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I'm Team Buzzer Rebecca Harper. Our magazine is sponsoring tonight's dance.

Word? I'm DJB Boogaloo, a .k .a. New Hotness, a .k .a. The Game Changer. You

know how I do.

Um, not really, but I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. Boogaloo are mighty proud.

It's me, Michael.

Michael? Why are you in disguise?

And when did you get the razor?

You see that little cutie over there? That's Chloe. I want to ask her out.

She's into this kind of style, so I decided to go hip -hop.

More like hip -hopeless.

You're supposed to be taking photos for Buzz.

DJ's going to be mad if she sees you up here.

DJ's down with it. She has no idea, has she? Not a clue.

Call it my journalistic instinct, but I have a feeling tonight's going to be a

really big night.

The last started off with the perfect track.

It's long, it's strong, it's 22 minutes.

Oh, pure fire.

You see DJ, be cool.

Of course I'll be cool. Why wouldn't I be cool?

Hi, DJ. No, I haven't seen Michael. Look at all my back.

Welcome, Deep Boogaloo. I'm DJ.

What up, Breezy?

I used to be DJ myself.

DJ squared.

My name is DJ, and I was DJ squared, too.

That's deep.

I know. I used to be a connoisseur of techno. I still am.

give you a listen if i find myself in the 90s i play hip -hop oh cool i didn't

think the whole east coast flavor well i play more crunk that's how i flow me

too me too that's how i flow too i have to go find our buzz photographer so keep

up the good squirreling uh it's called spinning yeah yeah peace out

gotta change the michael quick

up shoddy hey b -boogaloo i'm really feeling this dog we have to keep you on

dance floor dropping it like it's hot well uh i got some stuff to take care of

vibe over there needs reshaping all right peace i

gotta tell you something and it's big it's an elephant no no no no a stadium

things that are big things that are big it's michael ziegel world's greatest

teacher coming through

I see that ending well.

Tonight's the night.

I'm going to tell Rebecca that I love her.

Cool, then it will be a special night because I'm going to ask Amanda to be my

girl. I heard Amanda's bringing a prince tonight.

A prince as if. That's like when a guy says he's dating a girl at camp.

There's never a real girl.

Last week you said you were dating a girl at camp.

The point is, there's no prince.

Brother, Noah.

I like getting me chased.

He's a prince.

How do you do, gentlemen?

His dad is the king of the federated states of micro -Australia.

How'd he get that gig?

Scratch and win?

No. He was the 10th caller.

Did you do it on voice?

He is not a good -looking dude.

World's greatest photographer coming through.

Thanks, Michael.

Where's that Michael Davy?

DJ, enjoying yourself?

The coolest DJ ever. I knew from his low -slung pants. He knew music.

Then you'll love our plumber.

Oh, I remember our high school dances.

I was shy when I was a teen, but as you know, not a lot of rhythm.

But when I lacked some style, I made up for it in heart.

Heart, shy, rhythm, heart, got it.

Adorable. There I'd be in my cropped jacket and shredded jeans just dancing

the beat of my own drum.

Tell me more, DJ.

Describe the dancing in excruciating detail.

Oh, well, I kind of personalized all of my own moves. You know, put a little

spin on what the other kids were doing, like... Oh, excuse me. Pardon me. Come

through. I'm here, DJ.

Shepard's here.

Shepard, what are you doing?

I thought you were choking.

Come on, let me show you how to really get jiggy with it.

Great.

Maybe you can show me when you're done in bed.

Michael, hey, can I get some advice?

Sure. If you need a distraction, just get DJ to talk about her tenures. Uh,

common knowledge, but I want to ask you about Rebecca.

I'm going to tell her that I love her.

I'm thinking something sweet, private. And boring. This is huge, Noah.

Beat Boogaloo huge.

You're not going to ask me to wear a tire chain around my neck. Beat Boogaloo

would be down with that.

But as Michael would say, think balloons falling from the ceiling. It may be

some singing dolphins.

Those are just, don't they?

And maybe a banner. You know, a big banner.

Gotcha. A dolphin balloon banner.

I can do that.

Just don't play your guitar and sing Rebecca's song. You've done that to

I've done it once.

I stand by what I said.

Gotta change.

Rebecca, I'd like you to meet my prince.

This is Chase.

How do you do?

Amanda, I'll get you some more punch.

I'm certain.

Thanks.

What was that all about?

Your prince looks exactly like Wilder.

Please, Wilder would never wear a velvet blazer.

So how's your so -called prince?

I know this is awkward, Wilder. I'm sorry.

Oh, it's cool. I'm dating a girl from camp. She's real, too.

Timing's always off, isn't it?

Only if you let it be. Why don't we just go for it? What about the girl from

camp? Uh, she got poison ivy on her face. True story. Back to us.

First I was hurt, then I was stubborn, then I was embarrassed, but there was

never a time I didn't want you to be mine.

Hello, Wilbur.

Thanks for looking after my girl.

Where's your date?

Uh, she's at camp with a face rash, and it's wilder.

Face rash?

Well, that sounds wilder.

Anyway, Amanda wanted to show me off some more, so I'll see you later.

Times like these that I wish I could call my fake camp girlfriend.

DJ, beat Boogaloo on the ones and twos. Y 'all keep kicking it.

Little Chloe.

Hair all done up, outfit out of control.

You're making a brother sweat.

You're so much cooler than the boys at Ernie C.

I would never date a guy who went to this school.

I hear you, boo. I hear you.

Boy would never date a guy from Ernie C?

Do I stay trapped in disguise to date a girl so shallow?

Yep. I'm turning up the heat. When I say booger, you say.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Sir, sir. Can you please page Michael Davies? He's missing a ton of great

photos. Yeah, no sweat. I'm all up on it. Just give me a hot minute. I'll find

you, boy.

Girls love the grand gesture.

Michael said this would work, and he knows Rebecca.

Get to it, Jackson.

Hey, Noah.

Arr. Hey, Arr. Arr.

You look really great, Noah.

Really handsome. Arr.

Did you want to tell me something?

Yes. Yes, I did.

My mom made spaghetti for dinner.

Sounds delicious.

It is.

I used to call it paschetti.

I can't do this. Gotta go.

Maybe we could dance later after the biscotti settles.

You can do this.

This finger, my heart. Rebecca's number. I love phone.

You are an embarrassment.

Of course my face is on the country's money. But it's only on the nickel. One

day I'll make it to the dollar.

My daddy makes money, but you're on the money. I think I'll meet the girls in

the bathroom and gloat.

Hey, Chase, think we could talk mano a mano, just the two of us? Sure. What's

up, Wilbur?

Wilder. My name is Wilder. Never too late to change it.

I've liked a minute for a long time, and I would like you to be my girlfriend.

How sweet.

I know you're on a date with her, and you're probably hoping for a little

-a -roo, but here's the thing.

She's never been kissed before, and I would like her first kiss to be special,

so I'm asking as a gentleman if you could just... I get it. You like her.

bad you can't call dibs on a girl, you neuro -juggling thunderdork.

And as for that first kiss, it'll be with me.

And special.

My face is on money. How much more special can you get?

That is without a doubt the rudest prince I have ever met.

Wilder, you look like you've seen better days. What's up, buddy?

Amanda brought some pukey prince to the dance who doesn't care about it the way

I do.

No amount of breast rate can cover that guy's stink. It comes from within.

Sounds tough, but in situations like this, it is important to stay true to

you are.

Gotta change who I am!

I see that ending very well.

Staying true to who you are is fine if you're old.

I'm not old.

Sure you're not.

I need young guy advice, Mr. S.

Gotcha.

Check it.

I won my first Lisa's heart by outbreak dancing another kid.

Girls like a guy who can dance.

That's it! I would have a chance against Chase. I bet his country doesn't even

allow dancing.

Good luck, Wilder. I hope you dazzle your dream girl.

Just don't, DJ. That's my thing. I mean, thang.

Just kidding.

Hey! Did you get a good shot of me yet? I think Buzz readers would love to see

their favorite editor tripping the light vent.

I snapped a picture of you ripping the pants elastic. Does that count?

I'm just teasing, boss. I got great pictures of all the action.

Ernie, see? Never had a dance like this when I went to school. That beep

boogaloo is off of the class.

You mean off the chain?

Whatever. Hey, where is he anyway? You hired him. You should be more strict

how he spends his time.

You're right, DJ.

I'll get him back spinning in no time.

Say,

what up, dog? From me, DJ.

Mr. S, can I get some advice?

Teacher advice or guy advice?

Yeah, because I came to the dance with a homework question.

Forgive me, I'm old.

How can I help?

Tonight I want to tell Rebecca that I love her. But last time I tried, I could

barely even talk. What do I do?

Hmm, a school dance.

When young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love and the air is filled with...

I'd like to tell her tonight.

Fine.

Now, this is the slow part of the song.

Now's your chance.

Hold her close.

And let your heart do do that.

As you were. As you were.

Hey, R.

Do you want to dance?

You waited for the slow part.

You're what my dad calls a sly dog.

R.

We've known each other for a long time, and we've had our ups and downs, but I

can't think of a more perfect night to say I...

I...

Robot dance!

Robot dance?

This is our first dance as boyfriend and girlfriend.

I guess I thought you'd treat it like something special, but you're just

like a goof.

Robot doof.

I want to hear y 'all get... Dude,

I need the cord. Can I borrow the mic for a sec? This is Beep Boogaloo time,

homie. Keep it quick. Gotcha. I want to take a sec.

Yo, Wilder here. Trey, I challenge you to a dance -off. You and me. Just us.

Nobody else. Just us two.

Nobody else is being challenged.

Only you. and only me. The guy in a coin against the guy in the kajillion dollar

bill. I get it.

Bring it.

Man,

the punch must be terrible.

One minute on the dance floor.

Excuse me. Could I have a sec with BJ?

It's all right, baby.

Thanks.

Michael, I know you like her, but shouldn't you just tell her how you

Just don't get it, Rebecca.

You have no idea what guys go through.

It's not easy for us.

Really? Telling a girl how we feel is the hardest thing in the world. You can

turn a really cool guy into a total goof.

Or a robot.

That's why I'm doing this. I don't care if Beat Boogaloo gets hurt.

At least Michael Davies is safe.

Thanks, Beat.

And Michael.

You see, Michael, he needs to be taking pictures of the dance -off. I think I've

clocked him near the punch table.

Hey, is that Mr. Shepard Mackin on the cafeteria lady?

She gave him extra meatloaf for a reason.

Wait a minute.

Not the cafeteria lady or Shepard. What are you... Where's B -Boogaloo? I have

no idea what you're talking about, DJ. I'm off to capture a dance competition.

Good day, good dance.

Shall we?

Amanda this is for you.

I sent a boy to do a princess job.

The winner,

Chase the Prince!

Poor Wilder. He really needs his friends here for him. I couldn't agree more.

Oh, gotta go.

No idea why people have been doing that all night.

Your man was on fire.

Prince, you sure are an amazing crumper.

It helps that we have a minister of crumping.

I guess it's true our timing's always off.

But I want you to be happy, so I wish you guys nothing but the best.

If you're done with this concession speech, I have to take care of business.

Time to be kissed by your prince.

A kiss? Why? Because you dance better than Wilder? Not that much better.

A man who should kiss Chase.

He's rich, he wears velvet, he can be fond on pocket change.

He's what you've always wanted. But he's not you.

You two crimes forgot one thing during your dance off.

Deodorant? Not... Yes, but mainly what I want.

Right now I want to dance with my boyfriend.

What? No fair! I've built castles, thrown myself into exploding castles.

even... Oh, you mean me, right?

Yes, Wilder, I mean you.

Wilder may not be royalty, but he's always treated me like a princess.

That's a lot more than I can say for you.

Fighting nigger for every time I heard that.

How about a cajillion?

I have never been happier.

But this is not good news for my camp girlfriend.

What is wrong with me?

I do the robot dance instead of telling my girlfriend how I really feel.

It's three words. It's not that hard.

I love you.

See? There.

I love you are.

I love you are.

I love you are.

Why can't I just say it?

Maybe you're afraid I won't say it back.

We don't have to make a big deal out of it.

Maybe we can just say it.

Like this.

I love you, Noah Jackson, more than any boy I've ever known.

I love you too, Rebecca Harper.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

Bee Boogaloo, how nice of you to return.

is only missing one thing, a photo with the event planner with the event.

Ain't no need. We can dodge up a photo later.

Oh, no, don't worry. I'll just get Michael up here. If I can pose and use

microphone, Mr. Boogaloo. I have a cold, so you might not want to... Don't be

silly.

Michael Davies, come on up.

Oh, Michael, it's picture time, your favorite thing in the world.

And it's unfolding as I predicted.

I tried to warn him.

Michael Davies, come up here this instant.

Oh, my God.

You're Beep Boogaloo?

You're not Beep Boogaloo?

I'm Michael Theodore Davies. Beep Boogaloo was a character I made up.

A brilliant character with more talent...

and charisma that most of you will possess in a lifetime, but a character

nonetheless. And if this means beautiful girl won't date me, then I'm sorry, but

I hope you like me as much as you like me, Boogaloo.

Give it up, high school boy.

I was kidding.

I'll be whoever you want me to be.

In the words of DJ Squared, it ain't no thing.

Still don't have it.

Michael Theodore Davies?

Yeah. Hi, I'm Polly, and I'm a really big fan of Teen Buzz's name -dropping

column.

I'm also kind of a big fan of Michael Davies, to be honest.

You are?

Do you think maybe we can dance?

That'd be the coolest thing I've heard all night.

Just my luck. Then your luck's about to change, my man, because this song's for

you.

I hope you like your retro.

I know it may be too soon to say this, but I just can't keep it inside.

I feel like I've known you my whole life. I just... I, uh... I... I... Robot

dance!

Do you ever get the feeling that you're always out of place?

When you hear the words come out your mouth, you wish you didn't say when they

ask you.