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Okay, journals, you're probably wondering why I brought you to the

Buzz. Because this afternoon, Wilder won a baked bean eating contest.

I came, I ate, I cut.

That, and because teen sensation Zuzu Moon wants her concert to take place

a star -filled night.

Yep, my request for my own pen and poster continues to be denied.

You put out a CD that goes platinum and we'll talk.

I put out a CD that goes platinum, we'll be talking through my people.

Will do.

Now, even though you all have summer plans, you'll still be filing your

from wherever you are.

Does anyone know if Paris has email? Because that's where I'll be, a fashion

camp. There.

You know Paris has email. You're just bragging that you're going on a better

vacation than we are. That is so not true.

Cool skywriting.

Amanda Pierce is going to Paris, and you're not.

It could be another Amanda Pierce.

Oh, look, there's more. Ha ha.

way to get out and hang out with my friends, find out what's new, who's

practicing on who, and who's happy with who.

It's a whole new piece in the pages of my magazine.

So if you're a hairy tub of goo, put on a shirt, it's the least you can do. And

the people at the beach will thank you.

How come you've never written a song about me?

How do you know that one wasn't?

Guy! I've got the greatest news ever!

Obsidian wreck statue, no Jackson?

Come on.

My family and I are going to Mexico to build homes for families in need.

Ah, best news ever for you.

We'll be thinking of you when we're at the beach with my dad and Baba.

Yeah, I'll have all the awkwardness of a dinner except no shirt and fan in my

bathing suit.

My dad and I just call that Wednesdays.

Let's grab a bite before our Zuzu Moon interview.

Hey, with great bean eating comes great sacrifice.

Dude.

Oh, you bet I'll be there. Bye.

What and what again? Because of my celebrity connections and massive charm,

line up small parts of movies all across the country. Wow.

Last summer, we volunteered at the public library.

You volunteered at the public library. Only because of the air conditioning and

free magazines.

My first movie is a spy thriller.

I play Keanu Reeves' son.

My line is, whoa.

Could you ask Keanu what it was like to play Hamlet? I ask this because the deal

is... I wonder if I get my own trailer.

At least it didn't go to his head.

Rumor has it that on a clear day, you can see the infamous sock man washing

socks in the sink there across the way.

That's just an urban legend, Shepard.

Why are you here?

Final grades.

They all pass, so it means I won't be seeing them at summer school.

Summer school? That's how you planned on spending your summer vacation?

Not just me. The kids who failed will be there, too.

So, what about you?

Oh, I've got a full -time job being a bridesmaid. Four weddings and four ugly

dresses. So who are you going with?

Nobody.

I mean, who wants to drag a guy around to boring weddings all day? Couldn't

anybody, huh? Of course I could find somebody. I just couldn't decide which

cutie to take. I see, I see.

Hey! Look!

It's that guy!

It's that guy!

My debut CD, Shine on Zuzu Moon, was inspired by my first love.

And my second CD, Dark Side of the Zuzu Moon, was inspired by my first

heartbreak. Maybe you should stop dating astronauts.

Nice! I love a guy who can joke.

Hey there. Um, hi.

Zuzu, this is my girlfriend, Rebecca Harper. I'm a big fan of your music.

Thanks! I'm a big fan of your boyfriend!

He's hilarious.

He is a hoot.

off to help my dad pick out a bathing suit. Please err on the side of extra

fabric.

I'm trying to sell him on a wetsuit.

It was nice meeting you.

Maybe I should call my next CD You Put Me Over the Zuzu Moon.

Now who's the one being funny? You're a joker anyway. Next question.

find it shoes both day and evening makeup gown figurine

first aid kit annoying water pellet what's i hate

roughing it i can only bring three types of lipstick this is not roughing it

where's your bug spray your sleeping bag your marshmallows on oh it

smells like sugar and spice and everything nice

You must be Daddy's movers. I'm not ready, so you'll have to wait.

Um, didn't you hear me? I'm not ready.

We were told to take everything because your dad's broke and all.

Broke? What does that mean? Is he heartbroken?

Oh, stepmom.

No, he's broke broke.

Does anyone here speak guy in overalls?

Daddy is not going to like this.

Service disconnected?

That's odd.

Remember when I said your dad's broke and all?

It's like I can predict the future.

You are not getting away with this.

I'm writing a letter to the Queen.

She'll stop you.

The Queen has email, you know.

Becca!

What's with the ears?

That'll help me to get into character.

As a kid who gets teased a lot?

No, the ears are for my part in the Vicky V sequel.

Seriously, dude, where's my spaceship? Want to hear my line? If I said no,

it stop you? I doubt it.

I regret to inform you that I can only offer one alien life from Toulouse to

intergalactic nation.

Beep, beep.

Dude.

Impressive. Neil, could you come back to Earth and read this for me?

Summer Love, in so many words, by Rebecca Harper.

If Noah likes it... It'll be my next article.

This is the best thing that you have ever written.

The use of summer imagery to show the transition between friendship to true

was inspiring.

I am profoundly moved.

Beep, beep.

Really? Because it's kind of hard to tell.

As an alien, I'm not supposed to show emotion.

Amanda, you want a hot dog?

As long as it's made from the finest imported meat.

I guess that's a no then.

What's up?

Have you ever been broke?

The question should be, have you ever not been broke?

The thing I find about money is that... Mr. Shepard, the question was just a way

to get us talking about me.

Yes, right.

Uh, oh, fire away.

Daddy lost all our money. He invested in a gold mine that had no gold.

The worst part?

Nobody can afford to send me to Camp Shop's lot.

I doubt that's the worst part of your father losing his fortune.

And you don't know how much I love Camp Shop's lot.

Amanda, there's plenty of other exciting things you could do. You could start a

babysitting club. You could volunteer at the library.

Now is not the time for joke.

Don't worry.

Something great will come along.

Oh, Mr. Oth, can I have a hot dog? With relish? Can I have a hot dog?

Uh, no, I meant, do you want relish on the... Never mind.

Thanks for your donation. Too bad you're teaching summer school.

We could use the extra volunteer.

Um, Wilder, Mr. Shepard and I were talking.

I know!

Wilder wants a hot dog. Now, back to me.

Wilder! OMG!

Can I volunteer in Mexico?

It better be a wisp on those bonking sticks.

Uh, bonking sticks?

She means a hammer.

Welcome aboard, Team Wilder.

there's a time for you not to tease me and it would be it.

Too passive.

I'll die if you don't like this.

Too needy.

What's wrong with you? I'm playing a ninja in the J. Ray May movie.

Ninja school musical.

I don't have a line so much as a... I wish I didn't delight courage.

Rebecca, just go with your gut and everything will work out.

No one's coming over.

Now or never.

It could be later.

But I think now is best.

Wah!

I could have sworn I just saw Michael in his pajamas.

You know what? There's something I want to show you.

It's for my next article.

Sure, but first I've got to tell you something amazing.

News News asked me to tour as a reporter with her for the summer.

Wow.

That is amazing.

It means I won't get to see your dad in his new bathing suit and Baba in her

sarong, but you can meet up with me on the tour.

Sure, I guess. I've got to go tell my folk.

See ya.

Hello, public library?

Rebecca Harper here.

Do you need any volunteers this summer?

No, just me alone.

Can I run one of my lines by you?

No, I'm not up for it. But I rehearsed all day!

Michael, can't it wait?

Uh -oh.

Rebecca Harper's not letting Michael Davies be selfish?

Something must be horribly wrong.

Noah's going on tour with Zuzu Moon as a reporter.

The journalist in me says, what an amazing opportunity.

The girl in me says, Zuzu Moon's trying to steal my guy.

What are you going to do?

Nothing. I can't blow this for Noah.

Rebecca Harper, it's about time you went out on a limb for love.

That's the line, isn't it?

Yes, didn't I totally sell it?

It's about a firefighter played by Hayley McKenzie. I play boy stuck in

Do I feel his name should be Kenneth?

I could see you as a Kenneth.

My line inspires Hayley to follow her heart.

How is that supposed to inspire me?

You have to follow your heart.

Tonight I have to do two things. Take the mic and read your article.

Not all of it. We don't want to bore anyone.

Just enough so that no one knows he has to stay for the summer.

You're right.

about time i went out on a limb for love if that doesn't work you can always

come with me and be part of my entourage okay all of my entourage work boots

with faux fur trim keep dehydrated caviar loose pink work helmet coupon

for one free kiss with wilder definitely keep i can't believe i'm

doing this oh i just remembered i gotta go pick up a surprise for you If it's a

blue -bloop orca whale with easy grip handles, I already have one.

Please. Gotta go.

Hey! My motor's back!

I forgot what it was like to have one.

I like it with a pioneer.

Hello?

Daddy?

No way.

Get home town!

What do you want?

Thought of another hilarious way to annoy me? No, I've been thinking.

And since I don't have a lot going on this summer and you're still son's

dates, I was wondering if maybe you'd like it if I went with you.

What's the joke? The offer is sincere, DJ.

The only joke will be the saucy limerick in my toast to the bride.

I don't think so.

Doesn't have to be a limerick.

A one -liner, maybe?

Take the bride, please.

Have fun at summer school, Shepard.

Oh.

Okay, then.

How are you? Thank you.

This is going to be amazing.

I get to be on the tour bus, I get my own hotel room, and there's a chance

may thank me on her next CD.

Bob is going to tell me the secret ingredient in her rhubarb jam.

My guess, rhubarb.

Hey, Noah.

Would you mind getting me a strawberry smoothie?

Yeah, you bet.

One strawberry smoothie for Zuzu.

Hey, Rebecca.

There's something I wanted to ask you. Really? Oh, wow.

I guess I could join your tour.

I don't normally cover music, but I think you'll find my angle on the whole

star thing refreshing.

Not what you're going to ask.

Was it? No.

I wanted to make sure you were cool with your guy going on the road with me. I

heard you went to cancel family plans because of it.

As important Noah is to the whole Harper family dynamic, we're still going to

the beach without him.

I'm fine.

Wow, really?

Because summer's a long time and anything could happen.

If I were you, I'd freak.

Well, I guess you're not me then.

Noah was right.

You rock.

Speaking of, he's got my smoothie.

What was I thinking?

Where's my pen?

You're just so pretty.

There's my little builder. You ready for your surprise?

Walter, I have to tell you something.

Oh, you want to cash in your kiss coupon now?

Although my dad didn't find gold in his mine, he did find diamonds.

We're richer than we were before.

That's amazing!

Now my dad won't have to pay for your airfare, and more money can go to the

cons.

I'm going to Paris.

Okay, but that's the long way to Mexico.

I'm not going to Mexico, but thank you.

If I had to be broke with someone, I'm glad I got to be broke with you.

You know how even though you're young and hip, you still try and keep things

professional with us?

Really? I mean, of course. I'm very professional.

And that's achieved by keeping a healthy distance between the staff and... Could

I ask you a boy question?

Spill it, sister.

I thought Noel and I would spend the summer together.

But now he's going away with Zuzu Moon.

What should I do? I don't want to seem needy.

Sometimes we worry so much that we'll look needy, we forget that it's okay to

need people.

Sometimes you have to tell them how you feel.

That way, you won't spend the entire summer explaining to everyone why you're

the only one at the wedding without a date.

Wedding?

Never mind.

It was a metaphor.

Look, just tell Noah how you feel.

There you are. I've been looking all over for you.

Yeah, I finally ran out of hiding spots.

I know you're sad about the way things turned out.

No, I'm not. I'm angry, mad, and angry and hungry too. Which is a lot like

just in your stomach.

I think I have something that will make you feel better.

Giving yourself a paper cut will not make me feel better.

It's a check, Wilder. Big enough for you to buy two of those houses plus a

garage. You just don't get it.

These people don't need garages.

They need a person who keeps her word.

You know what I love the most about you?

Well, there's a lot to choose from. Could you give me a hint?

You're the only one who never made me feel stupid.

Until now.

Why should families in Mexico suffer just because you're a liar?

Oh, paper cut, paper cut!

Okay, maybe that did make me feel a little better.

Where there's food, there's Shepard.

I figure if I eat all night long, I could avoid awkward conversation.

You have some sauce on the side of your mouth.

Apparently not.

About this afternoon.

You know... You know what? The part where you destroyed my self -esteem?

I'm sorry.

It's just that I'm not really good at this whole dating thing.

Every time I like somebody, I mess it up.

So I'm worried that if we were to go to these weddings, we'd have a great time.

Decide to start dating. Then I'd ruin it. We'd end up hating each other.

Then I wouldn't even have our silly little spats to look forward to.

You know, if this was a romantic comedy, you would have interrupted me by now.

And kissed you.

Please welcome Teen Bud's choice for hottest new singer, Zuzu Moon.

Thank you. And let's hear it for my summer tour companion, Noah Jackson.

Wherever you wanna go, babe, whatever you wanna do.

I'll be right beside you, first in line to tell you what I wanna do.

Let me be the one in the morning.

Let me be the one at night.

Let me be the one.

You already have the one.

It's me.

Looks like our big summer of love just turned into... Summer.

Hey, I know. Why don't you come with me and my family? Plenty of castles to be

built in Mexico.

Let me be the one.

I'd love to.

I just have to try one thing first.

Before I do my next song, the hottest writer at Buzz, Noah Jackson, has

something he wants to say.

Thank you.

My girlfriend teased me about how I didn't write a song about her, but now I

have.

Two R.

Thanks for letting me do this. You're the only one that gets me.

My heart will miss you wherever I'll be.

I can go high and low, or from sea to sea.

My heart will find you, little sneak up behind you, just

to remind you how special you are to me.

You're not reading your article, are you?

One day, I hope to be as unselfish as you.

And that's no line from any movie.

Did I tell you that I'm playing a boy butler in Jim Carrey's next flick?

Don't forget, you can always be my entourage.

It's only two months, sir.

A lot can happen in two months. Nothing is going to happen except me missing

you.

I should go.

The tour bus leaves at 5 a .m.

Did you even know there's such thing as a 5 a .m.? You better write me.

Every day.

I'll even throw in a couple spelling mistakes to make you feel better.

At

least

you know that when your guy comes back, he'll still talk to you.

Why do I feel like I made the biggest mistake of my life?

I'm sure by the end of the summer, Wildable will have forgotten all about

Or all about me.

See you in a couple of months.

I knew it would be you.

That you didn't forget.

We made a plan for a century.

And now we plan to make it through the day.

And you always try and be way too strong in front of me.

I know.