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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,319 --> 00:00:06,040 Hello, reality show lovers. This is Michael Galbart, and welcome to Live in 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:11,400 Dream. Tonight, we follow five teens live in the dream at Teen Buzz magazine. 3 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:15,220 Let's see what thrilling expose these journalists are chasing. 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:20,440 Can't look. Just do it, Wilder. This isn't just for us. The world needs what 5 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,200 you're doing. Forget the world. Do it for me. 6 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,760 Cabbage to coleslaw in under a minute. Can we do it? 7 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:31,529 Blast shot! 8 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:32,530 Yeah! 9 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:33,850 Quick, what's next? 10 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:35,950 I know, Michael's shirt. I love it. 11 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:37,429 Cockatoo cut! 12 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:38,369 Hands off! 13 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:39,370 Cut! 14 00:00:40,010 --> 00:00:44,030 This is completely unprofessional. Is this how you want the world to see Buzz? 15 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:46,350 Let's take it from the top, people. 16 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:47,569 Okay. 17 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:48,570 Give me that. 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,640 Watching the time pass. 19 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,840 Can't wait to get out and hang out with my friends. Find out what's new. 20 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,580 Who's processing on who. 21 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,740 I knew that from the crew. 22 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:13,640 It's so cool to be in the pages. 23 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:43,570 I know I haven't been over for dinner in a while, Mom. I'm busy. 24 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:46,110 No, still haven't found a girlfriend. 25 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:50,450 No, Mom, I was too good for her. 26 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:52,290 Gotta go. 27 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:57,590 Moms, I know what that's like. I keep telling my mom, don't worry, I'll meet a 28 00:01:57,590 --> 00:02:02,490 guy on my own. You know, he might walk right into Teen Buzz and sweep me off my 29 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:05,150 feet. Or he might be nowhere near this building. You just never know. 30 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:09,030 Excuse me, I have to go call my mom. 31 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:10,729 Thanks for the talk. 32 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:17,300 Hey, the game on guy and school issues girl, what's up? Gelby, my man, you're 33 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,300 about to witness history. 34 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:19,380 Doesn't involve cabbage. 35 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,840 Nope, it's an online boxing game. Gloves of glory. 36 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,500 Bex is my ringman. I prefer manager. 37 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:28,960 Ringman. Manager. 38 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:30,260 Ringman. Manager. 39 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:31,840 Ringman. Manager. Ringman. 40 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,100 Manager. 41 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,660 It's only natural that Wilder would come to me for management expertise. 42 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,740 I am, after all, professional. 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,380 Actually, I'm the glue that keeps this whole place together. 44 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,880 See how I tent my fingers in classic scheming formation? 45 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:50,600 Night of evil genius. 46 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,520 Tomorrow's the Screaming Feet farewell concert, but the tickets are sold out 47 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,940 I forgot to book my press pass, so I'm going to need a little... Hello, Daddy's 48 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:05,120 assistant. What's the name of the song I'm thinking of? It goes... Baby, you 49 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,600 gotta believe in... Something, something. 50 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:10,090 Well, when you remember, could you call me back? 51 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:11,630 Hi, Amanda. 52 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,850 Hi, Noah. 53 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,770 Uh, I'm over here. 54 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:19,070 Obvious. So what's up? 55 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:24,550 The screaming feet are breaking up, and I can't get tickets to the farewell 56 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:25,550 concert. 57 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,410 If only I knew a contact at the Pierce Music Palace. 58 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:31,270 What? Daddy owns that. 59 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:33,210 No. Your daddy? 60 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:37,370 Do you think he can get me in? All I have to do is whine. 61 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,440 That's great. Thank you so... Oh, no. 62 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,800 What? What's wrong? 63 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,920 I just remembered. 64 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:48,420 I live far, far away from there, and I don't have a car or a driver's license. 65 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:51,640 Well, there's that big people wagon with the huge wheels. 66 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,040 The bus? 67 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:57,380 Yeah, I've seen old guys clip their toenails on the bus, so... I know! I can 68 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,640 you a ride in Daddy's limo! Oh, my gosh, that is a super idea! 69 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,220 Also, give me front receipts, backstage passes, and a massage at your boss. I'm 70 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:06,120 sorry. Swedish massage lady's on vacation. 71 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,360 Fine. But you owe me. 72 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:13,039 Hang on. 73 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,040 Yeah. 74 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,959 Do I feel bad for tricking Amanda? 75 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,740 No. See, scheming is my art form. 76 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:24,220 Plus, Amanda's pretty shallow and manipulative herself, am I right? 77 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:26,780 Right. 78 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,380 Check it out. Finished salad, no dressing. Take the heat and no cheese. 79 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,060 Chocolate pudding, no chocolate. 80 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,140 Figure it out. 81 00:04:36,220 --> 00:04:37,220 Go. 82 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,320 You see that guy? 83 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,500 Follow him. Get me the exact same thing. 84 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,960 Go. 85 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,260 Scott. Assistance. 86 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:49,780 Do I know you? Michael Calvert, Michael Davies. Fantastic job. Just super. 87 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,460 Gosh, does all the fame ever get to be too much? In three years, I haven't 88 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,720 waited in line, paid for a meal, or tied my own shoes. 89 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,320 So, gosh, that'd be no. 90 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,980 Wow. Fame has no downside. 91 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,980 I wanted to pick your brain and ask you a professional question. 92 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,820 And here comes the downside. 93 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:09,270 Joking, kid. It is kid, right? 94 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,230 Pick away. 95 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:14,550 Though I believe begging for an autograph is embarrassing. 96 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,030 Can you stand this, please? Oh, please, oh, please. 97 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:25,210 Dear Kid in Bowtie, live 98 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,090 the dream. 99 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,390 Kid in Bowtie, I have a nickname. 100 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,500 I should have gone with the chicken fajitas. 101 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,860 What do I see when I look at Michael Gelbart? 102 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,780 I see my future self. 103 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:49,300 Of course, I'll have a way bigger fan base. 104 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,220 Come on, Wilder, get him! 105 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:57,860 Ladies and gentlemen, we're in round eight of this Gloves of Glory Battle 106 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:01,500 Royale. We pick things up late, because let's face it, who wants to watch seven 107 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,560 rounds of cartoon boxing? 108 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,820 Give him a lap. 109 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:17,910 Put it that way. 110 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,030 No, I'm not. 111 00:06:56,810 --> 00:07:03,410 does one of her adorable oh dears oh dear night oh 112 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:06,990 man no one's gonna i swear i never even 113 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:13,850 rebecca had nothing to do with it oh dj refines 114 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:18,870 out there's no way a man will can i have some ice cream 115 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:24,670 this is the boom it's always dipping in and out of frame if your sound guys got 116 00:07:24,670 --> 00:07:25,670 weak arms 117 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:31,690 Watch the mic. Just because we're not filming doesn't mean people can't hear 118 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:33,730 you. I learned that lesson the hard way earlier. 119 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,070 Your shirt isn't that bad. 120 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:39,830 Mr. Govart taught you all that? 121 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:42,030 Mikey G taught me everything about the industry. 122 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:45,410 Like, talk to the crew so they believe they're on the same level as you. 123 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:48,290 Give them a free sandwich and a pat on the back and they'll fall for anything. 124 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:54,790 This must be Noah talking about the huge favor I did him. Let a professional do 125 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:55,950 it. It's a union thing. 126 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,880 Which button is it? 127 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,880 Sing on. 128 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,900 Do I feel bad for tricking Amanda? 129 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,500 No. 130 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:11,500 Scheming is my art form. Plus, Amanda's pretty shallow and manipulative herself, 131 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:12,780 am I right? 132 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,040 I am right, aren't I? 133 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,720 Sing! Classic reality show backstab. 134 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,520 For shame, for shame. 135 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,460 Bad, Noah, bad. 136 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:32,630 What dissed me? 137 00:08:32,669 --> 00:08:33,669 On TV. 138 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:37,549 Me. The one who just did him four humongous favors. 139 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,830 He will rue the day he ever crossed paths with the Pierce. 140 00:08:41,169 --> 00:08:42,770 The day will be rude. 141 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,570 Can I do that again? I felt the neck vein popping out. 142 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:49,990 Makeup. 143 00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:52,870 There's fans and then there's fanatics. Am I right? 144 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:55,290 I know I'm right. Like kid in bow tie. 145 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:58,170 I like him and I hope to never see him again kind of way. 146 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:01,450 But little dude needs to back off because he's cramping my style. 147 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,890 And I am all about style. 148 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:10,150 You're a good listener. That's going to reflect in your Christmas bonus. 149 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:14,410 I'm thinking expired movie passes. That's what you got me last year. Uh -uh 150 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,810 What did I tell you about talking? 151 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:18,070 Not to. And what'd you just do? 152 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,110 Better. 153 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:24,370 Oh, and no eye contact during pudding time. 154 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,770 When you overheard me talking about your shirt, would you full as crust as mine 155 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:35,770 is now? 156 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:36,990 Pretty much. 157 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,970 It's okay, kid. Have a sandwich. 158 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:45,130 Thanks, sound guy. 159 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:50,870 Thanks. 160 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:10,030 Hey, best bud. 161 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,230 Did you get the tickets? 162 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:14,570 Oh, Daddy's assistant? 163 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:18,230 You know, the concert tickets, limo ride, and backstage pass you got for my 164 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:21,530 friend? Can you throw them on the floor and stomp with them while yelling Noah 165 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:22,610 Jackson is a stinkhead? 166 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:24,890 Stinkhead? Like his head smells? 167 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:26,610 Just do it. 168 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:28,790 Oh. 169 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:34,090 So you must have overheard. It was a total joke. What's wrong with you? You 170 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,090 I was going to see it. 171 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:36,370 I just... 172 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,680 Thought you'd see it after I saw the concert and then we'd chuckle about it. 173 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,520 Quick, 174 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,740 tell Noah while his heart's already broken. 175 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,320 You tell him it was your lips that got us into this. 176 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,960 Guys, hey, this is the worst day ever. I just want to hang out with my 177 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,960 girlfriend and my best bud. 178 00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,260 Rebecca and I kissed! 179 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,560 Smooth. 180 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:06,660 I'm so sorry, Noah. It was a total accident. It was... A victory kiss. 181 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:09,180 A what? A victory kiss. 182 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,240 Wow, there went off the glory. It was a thrilling moment. 183 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,000 He, we, it kind of happened. 184 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,340 I'm so sorry, Noah. 185 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,460 Did I mention I was sorry? 186 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,580 Let's see if I understand this. 187 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,880 My girlfriend kissed my best friend. 188 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,240 Was it on the lip? Yeah! 189 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:35,000 Didn't we do an article about this last month? 190 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:38,770 Here it is. 191 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,610 Get your lips off my girl. 192 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:43,170 Seems Teen Buzz frowns on such things. 193 00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:48,650 Dude, I was the online boxing champion of the world. I had to get someone 194 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,330 curving these lips. 195 00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:57,130 Rich school cancels my ticket. 196 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,350 Concert's all gone south. 197 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:05,270 My best friend grabbed my girl and kissed her on the mouth. I got nothing. 198 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:08,250 Nothing. Nothing left to lose. 199 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:12,890 Yeah, I got nothing, nothing but the blues. 200 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:16,730 Want the latest buzz on your favorite subjects? 201 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:21,790 This dream team can bring it. Rebecca, what's going on with the... Get off my 202 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:25,770 back! I was happy for a friend while it was a friend. It was a victory kiss. 203 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:30,190 There is no such thing as a victory kiss. 204 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,410 Ooh, someone's feelings are hurt. 205 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,790 Yeah, mine. My feelings are hurt. 206 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,120 Wilder, do you have any words for your best friend? 207 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,820 Quick, before he starts eating pudding with his fingers again. He does that, 208 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:42,820 know. 209 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,640 I'm the Gloves of Glory champion of the world, the global world. 210 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,920 That's a kiss -worthy event. 211 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,320 I can't have the whole world to choose from. Why'd you put your kissy lips on 212 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,840 girlfriend? Victory kisses don't count, duh. But what do I know? I'm just a 213 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,440 shallow, manipulative little girl. 214 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,880 But I was a victory kisser! I was a victory kisser! 215 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:09,040 Listen up. Boss Man is on the line with some huge news. Gelby, make sure you get 216 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 it all for the episode. 217 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 Hey -o! 218 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,640 Boss Man here with good news and bad news. 219 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,060 First, let the good times roll. 220 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,460 I'm launching a new magazine in your building about cats. 221 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,240 Perfect. A cat magazine? 222 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,400 Where, on another floor? 223 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,860 Nope. Right where you're standing. 224 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,920 So here's the bad news, coming at you straight. 225 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:35,860 down buzz. 226 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,420 Twist and shout, over and out. 227 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,520 We just got yak break for our show. 228 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,580 Gelby smells a daytime Emmy. 229 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,820 Okay, we're all still mad, but at least you're mad in a camera -free zone. 230 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,360 I can't believe Bossman thinks he can make more money off a cat magazine. 231 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,860 Meow, I'd subscribe to that. 232 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,640 In order to destroy it. 233 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,540 Guys, focus. 234 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,120 We need to review the plan. 235 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,780 Buzz has six weeks left. 236 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,780 Sergeant Gelby said that our episode airs in four weeks. 237 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,180 Right after he called you an annoying little dweeb. 238 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,080 Oh, Gelby. 239 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,860 We've got two weeks between being on TV and losing our internship. 240 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,460 Gosh, is that enough time with all the kissing you'll be doing? 241 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:31,200 We'll prove on Gelby's show that we're professional journalists. Then maybe 242 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,660 Boston will keep the magazine alive. 243 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,000 Even a shallow girl like me can pull off a plan like that. 244 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,260 We'll have to work with that hack, Gelby. 245 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,620 We can do it. 246 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680 Let's do this! 247 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,920 What? I got it in me. 248 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,100 Let's read a plan. 249 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,600 So far, no sign of our buzz buddies. 250 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,820 Yesterday, we found out they were going out of business. 251 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,200 Tragic, tragic stuff. 252 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,040 There they are. 253 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:10,340 Let's see if Noah Jackson resolved his feelings about the passionate kiss 254 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:13,900 between his girlfriend and his so -called best friend. 255 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:18,060 When two professionals love their job, it sometimes manifests up with a kiss. 256 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,020 Cut. 257 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:31,580 Teen Buzz is an innovative magazine that speaks to our generation. 258 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,700 Everyone here is not only a colleague, but a friend. 259 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,330 I hope this experience will continue for a long time. 260 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:43,410 Hey, Ruchi. I'd like to discuss our third quarter gains as compared to last 261 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:48,850 season. Now, recent analysis seems to indicate... Wake up! A girl being 262 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:51,610 professional here? I'm wearing a headset. 263 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:58,210 Teen Buzz is an innovative magazine that speaks to our generation. 264 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:03,010 Everyone here is not only a colleague, but a friend. I hope this experience 265 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,010 continue for a long time. 266 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,240 What was your article coming along, Ms. Harper? 267 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,740 Splendidly. And yours? 268 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,900 Goodly, very goodly. 269 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,580 You're doing an excellent job. 270 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:21,000 I just finished my story about the most kissable CEO, and Boss Man is number 271 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 one. 272 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,700 Of course he is. 273 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,560 Teen Buzz is the best magazine in the world. 274 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,960 I'm happy, too. I must express my joy physically. 275 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,820 In a world of professional journalism, kisses fly fast and furious. 276 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:58,500 Teen Buzz is an innovative magazine that speaks to our generation. 277 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,180 Everyone is not only a colleague, but a friend. 278 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,680 I hope this experience will continue for a long time. Cut! 279 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,579 What's going on here? 280 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,900 What are you talking about, Captain Gelby? 281 00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:11,460 Business as usual at Teen Buzz headquarters. 282 00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:12,739 Hey, yo. 283 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:17,680 Really? Boring sound bites, boring phone calls, boring articles, and Noah 284 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,680 kissing my head. 285 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,740 Which at least wasn't boring. 286 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,839 Do you have the magic touch? 287 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,460 Hey, my head did half the work. 288 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,260 I know what's going on here. 289 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:32,100 They think that the boss man will catch the show, see how professional they are, 290 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,540 and ditch the cat magazine to save Buzz. 291 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,320 Wicked plan. 292 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,400 One problem. No one's ever going to see this because it's too boring to air. 293 00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:41,780 Loser plan. 294 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,720 You want to save Buzz? 295 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,280 Why don't you go back to what brought you here in the first place? 296 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,520 The bus? 297 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,100 Passion. 298 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,720 I didn't pick you guys because you were professional. 299 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,020 I picked you guys because you wanted this more than anything else. 300 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,479 He's right. 301 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,740 We do want this more than anything else. 302 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,760 We don't need to impress Boss Man. 303 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,260 We need to impress our readers. 304 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:05,639 I know. 305 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,660 Baking peanut posters. 306 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,600 I think what she's going for is... We have to remind our readers that this is 307 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,180 the coolest magazine ever. 308 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,140 Not as tasty, but good. 309 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,180 Let's do this. 310 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,060 Uh, uh -uh. Company hand pile only, please. 311 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:25,900 Yeah! 312 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,180 Edit that out. 313 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,720 I've got everything you need for tonight's Screaming Feet concert. Again. 314 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,280 And... I arranged for you to introduce the band. 315 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,200 Cool. Great place for me to start the Save Buzz campaign. 316 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,659 Thanks, Amanda. 317 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:42,439 You rock. 318 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:46,000 Let's say we share a limeride. I'm off to meet Figaroji. It's a little 319 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,520 convincing, but he's giving Team Buzz an exclusive sneak peek at his next 320 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,520 collection. 321 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:55,020 Michael Horace Gelbert. That's not my middle name. Oh, right. It's arrogant. 322 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:59,480 I'm backdishing real dirt, Gelby. And I've got my top story for the next 323 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,620 TV host mocks young boy's dreams. 324 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,060 Please tell me you're talking about Ryan Seacrest. 325 00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:07,320 Ryan Seacrest is a gentleman. 326 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,580 He would never stoop to your level. 327 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:16,220 Mom, next month when you read about me and Teen Buzz, they actually mean Ryan 328 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,220 Seacrest. 329 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,480 He would too stoop to my level. 330 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,360 Going for another victory kiss? 331 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,460 Nope. We're starting a virtual kissing booth on the Buzz website. 332 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,260 You get a free kiss for every new subscription. 333 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,260 Talk about a commitment to a cause. 334 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,360 Hey, I've kissed everyone in the office. Why stop now? 335 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,860 Watch out for virtual cooties. 336 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,880 It's the 11th hour and our buzz gang is standing by. 337 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,860 Will their plan to save the magazine work or will we have to change the name 338 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,020 the show to live in the nightmare? 339 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,080 That can't shut us down. We have at least 5 ,000 new subscribers. 340 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,120 Impressive. Let's see if a bunch of cats pull that off. Sounds great. 341 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,200 Do you think the cats are trying? Because I've seen them cough up some 342 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,039 huge hairballs. 343 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,100 It's up to eight now. 344 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,220 Even if we lose, we'll lose with passion. 345 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,300 Passion could use some deodorant. 346 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:23,600 The Screaming Feet fans were awesome. They totally rallied behind the 347 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,960 It's cool what you did, Amanda. 348 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,370 And... Uncool, that did. 349 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:29,529 I'm sorry. 350 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:32,730 If Buzz doesn't come back, this is what I'm going to miss the most. 351 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,670 Other people telling me that they were wrong. 352 00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:36,830 The French thing is nice, too. 353 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:40,690 Time to hear from the boss man's mouth. 354 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:42,270 Here you go, guys. 355 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:47,750 We're all here, sir. 356 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,149 What's the word? 357 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,970 Diane, team scribes, here's the dilly. 358 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,430 Kitty Cat Chronicles is on. 359 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:55,830 What? 360 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,700 I knew you'd shut us down. Nothing ever goes right. 361 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920 Whoa, whoa. 362 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,340 Is that our gossip guru? 363 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:06,140 I like his verve. Let me finish. 364 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,920 I'm launching the cat bag in Newmarket, so you guys aren't going anywhere. 365 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,500 Whoa. 366 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:19,500 I guess there is such thing as a victory kiss. I'm sorry. 367 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,830 of five teens in a magazine. 368 00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:37,610 Through hard work, a cool kid in a bow tie, and a heck of a lot of kissing, 369 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:39,290 they're living the dream. 370 00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:42,370 That's one down. 371 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:43,390 Who's next? 372 00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:48,170 Take it. Hey, I didn't pay for it. 373 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,170 Kids, don't try this at home. 27715

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