All language subtitles for The Latest Buzz s02e02 The Parents Issue

You told your mom you have DJ's office.

What happens once you get here?

Obviously, I have a cunning plan.

Does it involve kidnapping?

Possibly.

Take your parents to work day finally
here, journal.

Coconut. My dad hates coconut.

OMG!

They're on the second floor. My mom's
probably handing out mints.

And now they're on the third, staring
awkwardly at the numbers.

Elevator play -by -play.

Fascinating. Guys, please, grow up.

This open house is my chance to show my
dad that I'm not a little girl anymore.

Sweetie! Daddy, daddy, you're here! Look
what I wrote!

That's my little girl.

Watching the time pass and wait to get
out and hang out with my friends. Find

out what's new, who's pressing on who.

And if everyone's new, it's a whole new
thing.

And the pages are...

Hi, Daddy. It's me, your daughter. You
know, the one whose open house you're

supposed to be at?

Dude.

Dad!

It's like I'm inside a giant pinball
machine.

No way. That's what I said.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

So, this cunning plan to fool your mom.
Who's gullible enough to help you with

that? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

You were saying?

know who this girl is but you know whose
face should be on the cover of buzz

yours that's all be on the cover next
month maybe every month

oh

that's the piece i did on the

school spirit squad give me a b give me
an e give me a cca yeah

Who are these clowns? Rave Blubber.

Their album just went platinum.

You'd think they could afford shirts.

Those are shirts, Dad.

See, that's why you're the one getting
the award for excellence in music

journalism, and not me.

It's no big deal. Sure it is. You know,
your sister wanted to come see you get

your award, but she's too nervous about
her dance recital tonight.

She's six.

She is the lead duckling.

Daddy?

Oh, hello, Daddy's assistant.

He's chairing a meeting for Happy Trails
Bunny Farm?

But he doesn't even own that.

Ah, hostile takeover.

Aw, Zrock.

Wilder. And Big Wilder.

Hey, little Davies, what's surfing your
turf?

Um, I have no idea what that means, but
anyway, offense at this role -playing

game.

Call the Wilders. That's our name!

DJ's office is a portal to an evil
warlock's lair. The only way to break

spell is to replace her items with the
curse -proof things in this box.

Game on!

My article on first dates got the most
letters in Teen Buzz history. See?

Oh, wait.

Are these business cards?

25 years in the construction business.
Never once had a business card.

Anyway. My article on... What are you
doing?

I love these wheelie chairs.

Hey, do you race each other during
coffee breaks?

Dad, seriously, I don't think... You
have something behind your ear. What

could it be?

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, Master Magician Don Harper up to his
tricks again. Thank you, Felicia.

Hold still.

Oh, my gosh!

Do the silk vanish trick, John?

I couldn't possibly.

Oh, well, if you insist.

Watch carefully. Quiet, please.

And one, two, three.

Well,

I think we're done looking at my
articles and stuff.

I'll be performing in the boardroom all
this week. And don't forget to check out

my website.

Your dad's a busy man.

But he promised me in front of my pony
that he'd be here.

That's so sweet.

And odd.

I hope he gets here soon.

I knew it. He never lied to me in front
of Little Biscuit.

Guess who?

That mom.

That mom.

of its curse.

It's the call of the wilders.

What do we do now?

Maybe we should open the box.

Yeah.

Number one is complete. We are in it to
win it. It's time to party.

Everyone,

I'd like to propose a toast.

A little wry humor.

A toast to DJ and her staff.

And to thank them for hosting us this
afternoon.

Rebecca and I will be performing our
trademarked Harper family, Yes We Can

-can.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

This is a little jig that I used to do
with Rue and her mom.

But you'll just have to settle for the
two of us today.

You ready?

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.

Listen,

this is taking a little bit longer than
I thought. My car's parked out front.

Can you go put money in the meter?

What? Why don't you ask Mr. Harper to
pull a quarter out of your ear?

Here you go.

DJ, can I have a few words with you in
private?

Sure. Follow me to my office.

Level one is complete. The curse is
removed.

And I found some loose change behind the
filing cabinet.

Great, that'll go to me.

Can we get by, Michael? Of course. I was
just on my way down to the blurb. Some

kind of hubbub.

Ryan Reynolds with his shirt off.

That sounds like a job for an editor.

Gamers, what was your time?

Dude, we totally forgot to time
ourselves.

Get in there, put everything back the
way it was, and do it again.

Let's go.

Daddy,

couldn't you take over the bunny farm
tomorrow?

Yes, I'm being nice to stepmom.

Okay, no, I'm not. But that's because
she's not you.

TTYL.

I love your desk. It looks just like a
real journalist's desk. It is a real

journalist's desk. Of course.

Oops.

Sorry.

So, your magazine certainly covers
fashion better than Entertainment Wow.

Ice Fishing Monthly covers fashion
better than Entertainment Wow.

I'm going to go get a snack.

BRB.

BRB.

Be right back. I get it!

The guy had his shirt off, but trust me,
that was not Ryan Reynolds.

So, what did you want to chat about?

I just wanted to thank you for today,
before I duck out.

You can't leave now. We haven't had the
group photo yet.

We haven't even given Noah his award.

I know, but this is taking longer than I
thought. And Noah's little sister has a

dance recital. I was hoping that you
could read the speech I wrote for Noah.

Oh, really?

Hey, why so glum, chum?

Somebody needs some flowers.

Ta -da!

Somebody's having a bad day.

This area's called the bullpen. It's a
sports term.

Bull fighting, I think.

Oh, this is great, Michael, but when do
I get to see your office?

Right, my office.

Cool, Dad.

Can you do that with broccoli? Are you
kidding?

I learned on broccoli.

Now, of course, Mr. Harper will have to
sing karaoke solo, but... The shindig

has karaoke.

No way is Don Harper singing without me.

Down the hall and to your right.

Wilders, I saw a level two score. Two
words.

Try again.

Dude! There's no time to spare. Get in
there. Banish the curse. Get out. Go on.

There's the award -winning rock and roll
reviewer.

So, why don't you tell me about your
next article?

Sure. It's called My Dad Thinks
Everything My Siblings Do Is More

Everything I Do.

I doubt that'll fit on the cover.

Noah, come on.

Carly's the youngest.

You're old enough to understand.

I guess.

Great. Well, I've got... Fifteen
minutes?

How about giving your old man a tour,
huh?

Come on.

Well, this is the kitchen.

I heard you and Rebecca's dad singing
your hearts out.

Singing? That's a judgment call.

Don's a deer, but he has a voice like a
frog.

Well, at last, I get to see your office.
Right this way, Mother.

This is where the magic happens.

Do you need to get that? No, no, this is
a party. I'll let Voiceman get it. What

if it's important?

Is there anything more important than my
mother?

Oh, my Michael!

Dude!

Step away from my office.

I hear Mr. Harper's giving out
helicopter rides.

This game has some serious flaws.

Thank goodness I'm way too old for that.

Fiddlesticks, Michael. You're never too
old for a helicopter, right?

Come on.

Up, up, and away.

Careful, Dawn. He has delicate bones.

Coming.

Darling, Jeffrey's here.

Yes, the parents' open house is going
well.

How are my parents doing? How much time
do you have?

I mean, does my dad have to wear his
pants hiked up to his armpit?

You tell me if I have something in my
teeth, right?

Fizzler? You see anything?

You just don't get it.

Don't get what?

Hey, if there's something funnier than
salary, I need to know about it.

You gush over business cards and wheelie
chairs?

You hang food out of your mouth and give
my friends helicopter rides? People

love my helicopter rides.

This day was about me.

I wish Mom were here.

No, it's fine.

Hey, come and put a smile on your face.

This is the coffee area where all the
magic happens. Oh, look, there's my

on Bono. He's the lead singer of the
Irish rock band U2. He's the youngest

child, probably why he made it. I mean,
if he was the middle child, the band

would probably be called Not U2.

Amanda, I know I'm not your first choice
for today's visit.

Or your seventh, by the way you're
acting.

Your dad really wanted to be here, but
he couldn't.

I know.

He's busy.

He's a busy guy.

Busy, busy, busy daddy.

I know how you feel. That busy daddy of
yours forgot our anniversary last month.

He did?

Luckily, I know some great remedies for
the blues.

A morning at the spa.

An afternoon at the spa.

Oh, and LOL at Celebrity Fashion
Disasters while at the spa.

But those are all my ideas. You read my
column?

Every one of them.

Amanda, I'm not your dad, but I'm a fan.

I think you're great.

You do?

I do.

I was really nervous about coming here
today, but I'm happy I did.

I am too.

It's hard to air kiss like real mothers
and daughters.

Aww.

Ooh, another crab puff, Mom? Darling,
enough with the games and snacks.

I want my office tour.

Um, okay, uh... Oh,

hon, it's like the room's been sprinkled
with...

Best achievement in shameless gossip.

I think I punished you for gossiping.
Shame on me.

Gasp! The phone!

Why does DJ get so many calls?

Michael, you better get that.

If you don't answer it, it makes him
want you more. It's probably just

Kiefer Sutherland? I love him!

Michael Davey's office? Hi, Kiefer.

You're not Kiefer.

DJ? Why do you want DJ?

I see.

My mistake. I'll tell her you called.

Michael? Theodore Davies. Mom, I can
explain. I didn't guess.

What are you doing in there?

I filed myself under W. Where else would
I be?

It's cool, Mrs. D.

It's just part of the game.

You'll be happy to know I'm winning.

What on earth?

I wanted you to think that I had my own
office and I was everybody's boss, so I

tricked these guys into making DJ's
office look like it was mine.

Actually, we kind of had a feeling.

I manipulated, I lied, I bamboozled.

Just so you'd be impressed with me.

Manipulated, lied, and bamboozled? Oh,
Michael, only a great son would do

something so silly to impress his mom.

You deserve your own office.

I think this means we won. Yeah.

Oh. Sorry.

I was just on my way out. I needed an
ice pack. I pulled my shoulder during

helicopter.

No.

I'm going to... Be sorry.

You're not the one who put my shoulder
out. It was Big Wilder.

For a skinny guy, he weighs a ton.

No.

I shouldn't have snapped at you.

It just felt like you were joking around
the whole time.

Rue.

I do goofy things because I'm no good
with the formal stuff.

That was your mom's job.

When I kid around or...

twirl on your chair, do the yes we can,
can, can.

It's my way of saying...

You love me?

Yeah.

I miss Mom.

I do too.

Every day.

You know, I see a lot of her in you.

Your smile, the way you work so hard.

I'm very, very proud of you.

Thank you, Dad.

And your adorable clumsiness?

That's all mine.

All the computers are hooked up to the
internet. Bill Gates is big into that

whole idea. He is a firstborn, you know.

Gather around, everybody.

It's time for the cake.

Well, I better go.

Ducks in tutus await me.

Actually, you're not going anywhere.

Okay, very funny, Noah. Now give him
back.

Come on, I've got to go.

If I get stuck in the back, all I'll see
is other parents' heads.

We got other parents' heads here, too.

You know how your sister gets when she
doesn't get her way.

Yeah, she acts like a brat.

I'm tippy -toed.

Now that's a role -playing game.

Dad,

are you okay?

I don't care.

Why do I fall for that every single
time? Look out!

That takes the cake.

It had to be coconut.

I hate coconut.

Well, um, I'm not really sure what to
say at a time like this.

So I'd like to make a speech.

About my middle child.

Hawthorne!

Good speech, Dad.

Did I see you tear up?

No, that was, um, coconut.

You're not really going to be on the
cover of Buzz next month, are you?

No, but I am the answer to 14 out on the
crossword puzzle.

And that's even better.

Pierce girls say something else that
makes us smile.

Shopping sprees.

My dad and I can say the word cheese
without even smiling.

Cheese.

I promise I'll be dignified for the
picture, honey. I know you will.

Okay, guys, here we go.