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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:06,520 Oh, Entertainment Wow's on. Welcome to Entertainment Wow, your hot spot for 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,400 celebrity gossip. I can't stand that show. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,260 H2O on the down low. 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,880 Hollywood's hottest starlet Hayley McKenzie courted controversy today when 5 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:23,760 was spotted buying a bottle of water. But was she thirsty or dehydrated? 6 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:27,980 Come on, you call that a new story? More like an old story. 7 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:31,280 How do they make Judy King's hair do that? 8 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,880 I'm guessing you taste a crane, putty, and a pit crew. 9 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,560 I got two words for that anchor robot. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Make under. 11 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,360 Teen boss? 12 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,240 Yes, this is Michael Davies. 13 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,760 Entertainment wow? 14 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,300 You want me to try for the teen correspondent? 15 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,900 Well, I'd love to. 16 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:10,230 way to get out. 17 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,120 might be a bit on the talky side. 18 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,380 What do you think about the bright purple duotane? 19 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,700 It's pretty, but I didn't think duotanes still existed. 20 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:05,160 Can you say retro? 21 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:08,820 Remember, this is a webcast. 22 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,500 Viewers want to see something. We need movement, action, something flashy and 23 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,660 exciting that will grab viewers and make them watch. 24 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,200 I could do the cry of the loon. 25 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,940 OMG, that is sure to bring in the eyeballs. 26 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,740 You making bird sounds. 27 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,860 Really? Great. 28 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,560 I better practice my vocal warm -up. 29 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,240 FYI, that was sarcasm. 30 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,940 Look, girls, whatever you do, just remember, less talky, more walky. 31 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:36,620 That's a big ten -four. 32 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,760 Over and out. 33 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:40,160 Get it? It's a walky -talky. LOL. 34 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,480 Too funny. 35 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:43,120 You're being sarcastic. 36 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:44,740 Right? 37 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,900 Do the talking while you're walking, girls. 38 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:55,540 This hot chocolate? 39 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:56,920 Good. 40 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,100 Yo, bro -shack, you look sick. 41 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,540 Perfect. That's the look I'm going for. 42 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:05,840 The whole package looks mad ill. 43 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:07,700 Cool. Feel my forehead. 44 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,200 That's not my job description. 45 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,220 Come on. I need to make sure it's hot enough in case DJ checks for a fever. 46 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:17,380 I thought you said I look sick. 47 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,240 Dude, sick as in good. 48 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,060 Sick as in nice threat. 49 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,300 Not sick as in chicken noodle soup. 50 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I'm dead. 51 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:27,520 Our meeting's in three minutes, and I have nothing to pitch. 52 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,180 I mean, who's going to want to hear another piece on why parents should let 53 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,400 their kids blare loud music? 54 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,940 Not me, that's for sure. 55 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,340 Not helping. 56 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,400 Here's my only tip. 57 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,940 When I'm being followed in a maze, I... Ask yourself what you're doing in a 58 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:40,940 maze? 59 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:46,120 Yes. When I get inside my opponent's head and do the opposite of what I think 60 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,940 he's going to do, are you picking up what I'm putting down? 61 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,080 I am, but it's giving me a backache. 62 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:56,530 Do your article from the parents' point of view. In a teen magazine? 63 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,330 Not likely, Wilder. 64 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,810 But if I ever get lost in a maze, I'll call you. 65 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:02,890 Yeah, right. 66 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,410 Everyone knows there's no phones allowed in a maze. 67 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,850 Rebecca, Amanda, I cannot wait to see your webcast promo. 68 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,550 Okay, gang, that's it for today. 69 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:19,470 DJ, aren't you forgetting something? 70 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:21,089 Right. Noah has a pitch. 71 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,320 What are you doing? 72 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,040 Oh, yeah. 73 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,240 I thought you were sick. 74 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,300 Right, Noah. 75 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 What's your story? 76 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:33,340 Well, I'm the middle child of three. 77 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,380 No, I mean your buzz story. 78 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,840 You do have one, right? Of course I do. DJ, I have a story. 79 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:45,720 It's an expose. It goes into the dark and dangerous world of kids and their 80 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,720 music. 81 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,080 Again? This time it's different. 82 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,340 Because it's, um... 83 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,290 It's from the parents' point of view. 84 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:56,810 Noah, that's great. 85 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,910 Well, that's all for today. 86 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,850 Oh, right. How could I forget? 87 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:10,090 In case you haven't already heard... I'm gonna be famous, y 'all. 88 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,570 Thanks. 89 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:15,910 You have headshots of yourself? 90 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,990 I will never forget you. What's your name? 91 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:23,170 Michael, we're all... very excited for you, but there's five other contestants 92 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:24,450 auditioning for the EWOW position. 93 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,050 Don't let it get to your head. 94 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,830 Later, C -listers. 95 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:30,450 Oh, yeah. 96 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:32,430 Feel free to drop my name anytime. 97 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:41,310 So be sure to check out the Buzz website next month, when we'll be covering the 98 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:42,310 hottest dance phenomenon. 99 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,390 What are you doing? 100 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:50,190 Dancing. What does it look like? 101 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,580 A cry for help? 102 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,620 Like your feet hate you? 103 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,040 Like you're allergic to music? 104 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,100 You think I can't dance? 105 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,540 It's not that you can't dance, Rebecca. 106 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,300 It's just that you shouldn't. 107 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:06,420 I'll be right back. 108 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,320 You're going to go check your dancing in the bathroom mirror, aren't you? 109 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,820 Yes, or are you going to tell me that that's rude, too? 110 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,160 Don't answer that. 111 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,070 Can you believe this? 112 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:23,930 Me on EWOW. 113 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,730 I'm so overwhelmed. 114 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,150 Is that makeup going to make me look ashy? 115 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,470 You know, they say when opportunity knocks, it's better not to say. I'll be 116 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:36,470 ready in a second. 117 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:38,950 All right, Michael, we're ready for you on set. 118 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:40,550 I'll be ready in a second. 119 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:48,830 Deep cleansing breath. 120 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:52,870 All right, Michael Davies. It's time to fulfill the destiny that you were 121 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:53,870 destined to fulfill. 122 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,970 EWOW spin cycle segment with Michael Davies. Take one. 123 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:02,850 Action. Good evening. I'm Michael Davies, and welcome to entertainment. 124 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,970 Line. Wow. 125 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:09,790 Really? I was that good? No, that's your line. 126 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,310 Entertainment. Wow. 127 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:14,130 Take 12. 128 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,990 Action. And in the nose today. 129 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,030 I mean news. 130 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:22,090 Get it? I said nose instead of news. 131 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,310 That's going to be on the blooper reel. 132 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:27,150 Take 33. 133 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,110 Action. Throw the camera. 134 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,610 What? Throw the camera. 135 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,670 Oh, okay. 136 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,350 I should have done the underhand. 137 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:44,730 Let's see. 138 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,470 Title, title. 139 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,560 Noah knows best? 140 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,460 Nah. 141 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,600 Just say Noah. 142 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,180 Too earnest. 143 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,980 That was great back there, dude. 144 00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,540 Yeah, really was. 145 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,400 Who'd have thought that parent idea would have been such a hit? Not me. All 146 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,700 can say is thanks. You're welcome. Goodness, it came to me. 147 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,660 I don't know how I do it. 148 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:15,480 I do. Noah, I have great news. I just ran your idea by head office, and they 149 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,310 loved it. In fact, They're giving your story four pages. 150 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:21,030 That's awesome, DJ. 151 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:30,270 So, Wilder, I'm sorry, but that means your story's being bumped until next 152 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,409 First, he steals my idea. 153 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:38,110 Then he steals my article? 154 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,010 Good thing I don't have a girlfriend. 155 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:52,110 Honestly, not so good, kid. What? You tanked up there. 156 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:55,870 Dropped lines, giggle fits, water bottle to the head. 157 00:08:56,930 --> 00:09:01,450 You told me to throw it. Look, kid, I like you. You got moxie. 158 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,910 But short guy to short guy, even though I am slightly taller. 159 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,570 This is a competitive industry. 160 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:10,490 If you want to be at the top of your game, you're going to have to work twice 161 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:11,690 hard and be half as goofy. 162 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:16,350 I thought it was one step away from being Judy's co -anchor. 163 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:19,950 Not a chance, kid. 164 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:29,890 And FYI, when they say the mic's hot, don't ask them for an oven mitt. That 165 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:30,890 means the mic's on. 166 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:32,690 I tanked, Rebecca. 167 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:36,650 Tanked. It was your first day. I know you can do this. 168 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,930 You just have to remind everyone how great you are. 169 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:42,490 Remind them? I don't even know why they forgot in the first place. 170 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,730 Well, how did you prepare? 171 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,560 And signing headshots doesn't count. 172 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,540 Ben, nothing. 173 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:55,840 Michael, on -air presenters rehearse before they go on live. You should get 174 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,720 front of a mirror, do some tongue twisters, and memorize your lines. 175 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,220 You're probably right. 176 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,180 What are you doing? 177 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:03,439 What do you mean? 178 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,080 You're doing your nervous lip -fighting thing. 179 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,060 We've been best friends for a long time, right? 180 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:11,840 Ever since I cut your hair in kindergarten. 181 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:13,660 Without asking. 182 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,680 You had a girl mullet. I did you a favor. 183 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:21,120 Well, since then, we've always been honest with each other. 184 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,360 Even when it would have been way easier to lie. 185 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:27,940 Okay, then, I'm not quite sure how to ask you this, but I can dance, right? 186 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,160 Oh, no. 187 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,080 It's true? 188 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,740 I can't dance. 189 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:42,160 Why didn't you tell me this? 190 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,850 Well, it's way easier to lie. 191 00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:56,990 I don't believe it. That's not even real. Come on, nobody dances that bad. 192 00:10:58,310 --> 00:10:59,310 What's so funny? 193 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:00,770 Rebecca's dancing. 194 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:02,910 You gotta see it. 195 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,170 She looks like she's being struck by lightning. 196 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:07,350 Uh -oh. Amanda! 197 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,230 Oh no, you're mad. 198 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:13,850 Don't be mad, Rebecca. I thought the clip was... Hilarious! 199 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:15,710 cringeworthy, heartbreaking. 200 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:17,810 Coming soon to a theater near you. 201 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:19,910 Come on, Rebecca. 202 00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,550 You have to admit, it is pretty funny. 203 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,370 That's why I forwarded it to Noah. 204 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:25,290 Hey, don't get mad at me. 205 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,070 That's not even my kind of comedy. 206 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:31,630 That's why I forwarded it to Wilder. Uh -huh, Wilder. And who did you forward it 207 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,090 to? I didn't forward it to anybody. 208 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:35,770 Thank you. At least one of you has some decency. 209 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,290 I just posted it on GleeTube. 210 00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,500 I'm off to bathe. 211 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:00,260 Sunbathe, that is. So back to Judy in the newsroom. 212 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,240 Cut. 213 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,900 Great job, Mike. 214 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,120 Really? Absolutely. 215 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:10,840 In fact, looks like you and the Kimberly Watson kid are neck and neck for the 216 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840 permanent position. 217 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,240 Well, she has no idea what my neck is capable of. 218 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,580 You got one last assignment. 219 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:21,470 You break a news lead so hot, We'll out -scoop every other entertainment news 220 00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:24,590 show. Not only will I get the scoop, I'll put it in a waffle cone. 221 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:26,689 Copy that. 222 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:31,210 If you'll excuse me, I gotta go see if someone's figured out who this geeky 223 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,890 dancing girl on GleeTube is. 224 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,290 See what I'd do for the lead on that story. 225 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,950 If I had a conscience, I'll be kicking right about now. 226 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:49,930 Do you know why you're here, Wilder? 227 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,210 Do any of us know why we're here, DJ? 228 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:56,770 Wilder, did you see how well Noah pitched yesterday? 229 00:12:57,350 --> 00:13:00,630 That's the kind of thinking that's going to take Buzz to the next level. It's 230 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:04,130 fresh. It's bold. It's like he pulled it out of Inspiration Alley. 231 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,830 Yep. Inspiration Alley. You're a good writer, Wilder. 232 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:10,270 You're the wild man. 233 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:12,990 It's like you're born to think outside of the box. 234 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:16,110 Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't think of that idea yourself. 235 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,870 Are you clenching your jaw? 236 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:25,190 No. This is just my happy -for -north smile. It just happens to look like my I 237 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,650 -can't -believe -he's -getting -away -with -it smile. 238 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,050 This face could not get any worse. 239 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:40,670 Geeky Dancing Girl is the number one most -watched video on GleeTube. At 240 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:43,350 my geeky head movements make it hard to identify my face. 241 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,510 How's my best friend in the whole world? Good. 242 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:49,910 Good. Good. 243 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,470 I've got one final assignment for EWOW. 244 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,390 Cool. What are you going to do? 245 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:58,290 I 246 00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:05,170 was hoping 247 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:06,170 to report on you. 248 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:07,850 You're kidding, right? 249 00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:10,510 Oh, no. 250 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,070 You're not? 251 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,270 Rebecca, revealing the identity of Geeky Dancing Girl would guarantee me the 252 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,089 EWOW gig. 253 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,890 I was hoping that this would be okay with you. 254 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,750 Okay, Michael? 255 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,170 Of course it's not okay. 256 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:24,110 What did you expect me to say? 257 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:27,010 That my long -term gain was worth your short -term pain? 258 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:28,910 You know what? 259 00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:29,990 Do what you want. 260 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,330 Because truth is, I'm not worried. 261 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,510 Yay! I was hoping you were going to say that. 262 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,870 Because this is just like fourth grade all over again. 263 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:41,330 When you said you were going to show everyone my letter to the Tooth Father 264 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:42,880 Show and Tell, Truth. Very. 265 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:44,920 How do you know who visits my house? 266 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:49,480 But when the time came, you couldn't go through with it, could you? 267 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,440 Remember? 268 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,740 The flop flat? 269 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:54,280 The stammering? 270 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,320 The rip snort? 271 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,500 It's not a whip snort! I have allergies! 272 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,820 Besides, this town is more at risk. 273 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:04,959 You're right. 274 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,960 Like our friendship. 275 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,770 Would you say this conversation is on or off the record? 276 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,490 Do you think custard ever gets mad at pudding? 277 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,250 Is there any way I can get out of this conversation? 278 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:26,850 I mean, we're stealing its basic recipe but never getting any credit. 279 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:29,710 Well, Wilder, I don't think custard's that sensitive. 280 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,850 I think you're underestimating custard. 281 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:34,970 Speaking of which, can I have some? 282 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:36,870 That sounds good. Awesome, too, please. 283 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,930 Oh, so you're stealing that idea, too. 284 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:40,290 What are you talking about? 285 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,170 Come on, dude. Don't pretend like you don't know. 286 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:48,510 Okay. Why don't you pretend I don't know and just tell me what you're talking 287 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:52,130 about? Remember that time you used my idea for your article and then DJ 288 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:56,170 complimented you and said, Wilder, that's the kind of idea wish you came up 289 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:59,610 with. Then you just smiled and didn't even give me any credit. 290 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:04,370 I totally forgot, Wilder. Not a thank you, not a shout out, not even an e 291 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:09,700 Okay, it split my mind. I didn't do it on purpose. Why is it such a big deal? 292 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:14,320 Why? Because I'm the one who always gets... No, Wilder, you can't do a story 293 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:19,200 into bonding downstairs. Or, no, Wilder, you can't mummify a hamster with toilet 294 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:23,140 paper. The one time I have a good idea, I don't even get any credit for it. 295 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,280 What? I'm mad at you, not the custard. 296 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,340 I don't get why you're... So mad. 297 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,960 Really? 298 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,620 Haven't you ever been embarrassed? 299 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:45,260 You can't be embarrassed if you don't care what people think. Besides, at 300 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,400 everyone knows your name now. 301 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:50,180 You don't get it, do you? It's not just this. I'm always the one who gets 302 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:54,560 teased. Just once, I'd like someone to pull my finger. And that is why you are 303 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560 punchline. 304 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,180 Excuse me? 305 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,500 There are two kinds of people in this world. 306 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,640 Those that make jokes, and those that are the punchlines of jokes. 307 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,930 And you're a great punchline because you know how to laugh at yourself. 308 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,950 You're right. I am a great punchline. 309 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,869 Exactly. So you dance funny. Big deal. 310 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:14,270 Nobody's perfect. 311 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,710 Except for maybe me. 312 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:20,430 Pull my finger. 313 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,770 I wasn't ready. 314 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,869 It's a roundup. It's a roundup. 315 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:32,650 It's a roundup. We got the latest news on the identity of Geeky Dancing Girl. 316 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:33,989 Rebecca Harper. 317 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:34,990 Rebecca Harper. 318 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,590 Rebecca Harper. 319 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,730 This is your big moment, Mike. 320 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:40,990 They're ready for you on the floor. 321 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,450 Permanent position on EWOW. Here I come. 322 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,490 And action. 323 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,870 Thank you, Judy. And we're live across the country with a breaking story. 324 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,510 Rebecca, I need to talk to you. 325 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,830 Amanda, now really isn't a good time. No, I have to say this. 326 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,940 I wasn't totally honest with you when I said I've never been embarrassed before. 327 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:09,640 I've just never felt close enough with anyone to share that side of me. 328 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,140 Until now. 329 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,960 Amanda, no, no. 330 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,600 Picture it. 331 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,440 Round 12, semifinals, regional spelling bee. 332 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:23,360 It's down to me and my arch rival when I realize I really have to use the little 333 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 princess room. 334 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,480 But I don't want to miss anything, so I hold it. 335 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,780 You're really going to regret this. The words kept coming. 336 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,520 Recontour. Avoncular. 337 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:40,880 Pneumonia. But as it turned out, that wasn't the only silent P that day. 338 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,680 Oh, dear. 339 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:47,460 Before I could say, can I have an alternate pronunciation, I had 340 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,020 myself in front of everyone. 341 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,440 I am so sorry, Amanda. 342 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,220 Please don't tell anyone, okay? 343 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,080 I don't have to. 344 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,080 I'm doing a phone interview. 345 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,210 We're live across the country. 346 00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,330 Hello from Victoria. 347 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,390 Hello from Port Hope. Hello from Whippy. 348 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,070 Dude. Dude. 349 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,090 Dude. 350 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,850 Dude. Oh, dude. 351 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,330 Dude. 352 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:22,790 Dude. 353 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,640 Dude. Dude. 354 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,080 Dude. 355 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,680 What's that, Noah? 356 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,900 You mean to say that the parents POV story was Wilder's idea all along? 357 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,460 Good job, Wilder. 358 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,860 I've been doing this way too long. 359 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,780 You got it. 360 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:57,020 And only entertainment wild can reveal the true identity of geeky dancing girl 361 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,360 made famous around the world. 362 00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:01,490 And her name is... 363 00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:39,290 Yeah, it really was. 364 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:43,090 You know, this is one of those times where it would have been better to lie. 365 00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:45,370 What happened to you up there? 366 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,950 Guess my conscience decided to make a rare appearance. 367 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,770 When I stepped in front of the camera, I couldn't go through with the story 368 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:53,850 knowing how much it would hurt you. 369 00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,570 That's okay. 370 00:20:56,670 --> 00:21:00,270 I've accepted my bad dancing, and even though being the laughingstock of the 371 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,770 Internet was hard, being mad at you was a lot harder. 372 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,090 What makes you feel better? 373 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:08,900 I think my incident on EY was now the most downloaded clip on the internet. 374 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,240 Actually, that does make me feel better. 375 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,260 That would have been another good time to lie. 376 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:24,860 Well, Rebecca, I made a fool of myself in front of the whole world. 377 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,580 Now I finally know what it feels like to be you. 378 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,160 Yes, you do. 379 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:32,840 For the first time in my life, I know what it's like to lose. 380 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,200 I mean, really loose. 381 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,720 I don't know how you do it all the time. 382 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:40,220 Hello? 383 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,660 I guess this is Amanda Pierce. 384 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:45,800 Focus model for the International Spelling Bee. 385 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,420 What? And this year it's in Hawaii? 386 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,720 What can I say? Y -E -S. 27946

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