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Well? Very well, thanks. And you?
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I meant, well, how do I look?
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Like a real estate agent.
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No, I look professional.
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And you, you look like Noah.
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Great. This Noah costume's worth every
penny.
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Noah, this is huge.
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City Rhythm's doing a story on young
media minds shot by a professional
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photographer. Hence the new professional
attire and new professional handshake.
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DJ, is this the handshake of a serious
reporter who wants to be taken
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No, that's the handshake of a circus
strongman who needs to relax.
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Aw, don't mind Hercules. She thinks this
photo shoot's a big deal.
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Well, I got news for you, kiddo. It's a
huge deal.
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This is a great chance for our readers
to meet the faces behind Team Buzz.
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Bob has cleared a wall of space for
this.
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I'm replacing the picture of Uncle
Nelson's third place finish at a hot dog
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eating contest. I mean, can you imagine
eating 23 hot dogs and coming in third?
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Okay, Rebecca, you need to calm down.
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And Noah, you need to calm up.
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But most importantly, guys, just be
yourselves.
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If this is a professional shoot, why do
I have to bring my own makeup bag?
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Which guy's the superstar?
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Old school beau or modern neck?
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Check out this stunt I'm dropping for
the...
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be ourselves are you sure about that
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know who this is?
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Yep, it's Chantal, the model with the
haunting eyes who took Berlin by storm.
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No, it's Sharbot Gula. Of course,
Sharbot Gula.
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She models at a Paris.
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Afghanistan, actually, and she's not a
model.
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I knew that.
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She is an Afghani girl who was made
famous by a photographer in the 80s.
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example of how a magazine cover can
become the story. Like Alfred E. Newman.
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I got the magazine.
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And you guys made the cover. What?
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She said, I got the magazines and you
guys made the cover. Then she apologized
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for bursting in and disrupting my class.
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I'm sorry. I just couldn't wait to tell
you.
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Oh. Congrats, guys. City Rhythm. That's
a very prestigious publication.
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At least it was before we were on the
cover.
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Dude, we're not on the cover. You are.
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Whatever. Wait.
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You guys are all on the cover. See?
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I do look like a real estate. agent.
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Who cares? We're on the underflap.
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OMG. The underflap? That is a total flap
in the face.
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My face has a crack in it.
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So many crack cracks.
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So little time.
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Later, Mr. F.
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Bye, Mr. Shepard.
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Oh, uh, Rebecca, before you head off, I
wanted to give you back your essay on
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student cheating.
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Thanks, Mr. Shepard, for the... Hey, why
is this A shaped like a B?
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Because it is a B. Score!
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The Baxter got a B.
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Save your high -five, Wilder.
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A B's the worst mark I've ever gotten.
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You're lucky it's not a C. That's what
the online users rated it. A C? That's
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the best grade I ever got.
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A C?
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That's an outrage!
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Wait, somebody posted my paper online?
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I don't know who, but I do know that
your work's been plagiarized. Somebody
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plagiarized your paper?
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Awesome.
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To plagiarize means to copy.
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Let me know when you want a high five.
I'll be standing right here.
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I need you to tell me what's going on,
and I need to find out how my paper got
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online, and I need to stop poking you.
Now!
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Okay, easy there, Rebecca. I used that
essay cheating program you talked about
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in your paper just for fun. That's what
you do for fun?
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Don't judge me.
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All I know is Rebecca's work is online.
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This is horrible.
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I know. Who wants to have subpar work
posted online?
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But that's not the issue here.
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No, the issue is I'm going to bust that
paper thief. And when I do, we'll
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discuss bumping up my grade.
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Talk about your granny fingers.
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I know.
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I have been grooming my entire life to
be on a magazine cover.
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And they choose Noah?
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She doesn't even tuck in his shirt.
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We'll get some press, too. I mean, some
of the biggest stars have been
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underflap. Leonardo was underflap to
1991.
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Things turned out well for him.
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Can you hook me up with an autograph?
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Sure.
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Hmm. May every wish come true on your
stardust walk to celebrity paradise.
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Nice. Who should I make that out to? Uh,
no.
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I meant your friend Noah.
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Well, I'm on the cover, too. See?
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Your face has a crack in it.
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If it isn't my undercover brother and
sister.
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Too soon?
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LOL. Somebody wants your autograph.
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Come on.
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You don't really want my autograph.
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Besides, don't even have a pen.
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Yoink.
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Can I have a picture, too?
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Well, I wouldn't want to let down my
fan.
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You wouldn't mind, would you, Michael?
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Why would I mind?
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It's not like I haven't been humiliated
enough for one day.
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Let me give you my cover boy smile.
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Still too soon?
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Hello, you've reached Diane Jeffries,
senior editor at Teen Buzz.
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Senior editor?
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Does that make me sound too old?
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Let's try that again.
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Hi, this is DJ. I can't...
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That snake regurgitating a hippo on
GleeTube?
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No. Someone cheating using my essay on
cheating.
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It's an outrage.
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And ironic.
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That's great, Rebecca.
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How is that great, DJ?
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Now my paper is out there for anyone
with a credit card to steal.
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It's great because now you have your
next in so many words column.
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Plagiarism is huge for students. Get to
the bottom of this. I'm already at the
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bottom of this. I'm a victim of a
victimless crime.
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Well, don't tell me. Tell our readers.
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Now. I have a voicemail message I have
to record.
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Good luck.
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Owen, don't rap.
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That would be so lame.
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Rap? What makes you think I would rap?
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So,
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my fellow underflappers, can I buy you a
smoothie?
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No, thanks.
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Something about seeing Noah's face is
making me sick.
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And I'm tired of being called a fawn.
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What's a fawn? F -O -N.
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Friend. Of Noah?
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Come on, Amanda. Stick to local
magazine. No biggie. Okay, people.
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Look, I am happy to sign your magazine
covers, but not your body parts. So keep
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the shirt on, Travis.
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That's it for now. Later, guys. Remember
your spot in line.
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Hey, Fonz.
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This day was out of control.
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I'd love to tell you all about it, but I
have this thing with some people at the
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place.
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Some Fonz we are.
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I am very interested.
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I will meet you at Locker 243 in half an
hour.
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Cool, but wouldn't it be better if we
talked right here?
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Not you.
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I'm arranging a meeting with the guy who
I think posted my essay online.
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Of course, Locker 243.
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Bye, Central. His name is Big Ben. I'm
meeting him right now.
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Not without Super Agent Wilder, your
scrappy but lovable sidekick.
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Hey, guys.
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Great news.
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You know who stole my essay?
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Scientists invented pizza on a stick?
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No. Weird.
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I finally recorded my voicemail message.
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Hi, this is DJ.
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I'm unavailable to take your call, so
please leave a message after the beep.
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That's great, DJ. I know, right? Yeah.
You know that beep you mentioned?
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Really more of a tone.
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This is a beep.
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Beep. And this is a tone.
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Beep.
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Beep.
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It's ridiculous.
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So what about the cover? Look how cute
my outfit is.
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Yeah, it's more of an underflap dress.
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Come on, Michael.
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You really think it's so much better
being famous?
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Being famous rules.
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Some dude bought me a BLT and a girl
bought me this wheatgrass toy thingy. Of
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course, it's not all great.
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A girl bought me this wheatgrass toy
thingy.
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Who, who, and who again?
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Did you mention my name at Blurb?
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You get a buck off a Noah.
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They named a smoothie after me.
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What's in it? A lot of hot air?
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Yeah, and I bet after you drink it,
you're really full.
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Of yourself.
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No, you're never gonna guess who called.
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Never's a long time. How many guesses do
I get?
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Save your quit wit for your TV interview
with... Info PM! I know it's not your
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thing, I know, but if you just... That
was the old Noah.
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Now... I realize how important it is to
reach out to my fans.
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That's great. I'm going to go get the
detail.
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You're going to be on TV?
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I don't believe that.
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Don't worry. If anybody has a TV with an
underflat, they'll see you too.
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What are you doing?
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It may be the only way people will
recognize me.
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undercover at locker 243.
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The empty hallways reek of stale bologna
and forgotten... What?
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That's your undercover costume?
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All I had was Halloween stuff. It was
either this or mermaids.
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And that would be ridiculous.
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Now, remember, Big Ben thinks that we're
looking to buy an essay, so be cool.
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Or as cool as you can in a cat costume.
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A Persian cat.
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Look, don't worry if you're going to get
stuffed, because the wild man is
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trained in several of the martial arts.
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Yeah!
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At least the video clip.
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Wilder, look!
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It's Big Ben!
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No, that's ginormous, Ben.
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Relax, we can handle him.
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Not without my game controller.
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We better run. Wilder, wait!
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You're Big Ben? And you're dressed like
a cat.
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Persian cats.
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Never mind that. So you're the kid who
steals papers.
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Shh.
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I don't steal. I provide a public
service.
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What do you need? I got a science paper
on Banning and Beth.
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Guaranteed it. Got a book report on
Never Cry Wolf, Navarro Arrow. We're
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interested in a media studies paper on
student cheaters.
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Yeah, I got something.
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But it's only a C.
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That's the online rating. In class, it's
a B.
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That's generous.
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All right. We want to know how you got
your many minutes on my essay, so start
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talking now. Okay, okay.
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Calm down.
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I'm just the middleman. The guy you
really want is Cheater Man.
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Hey, look, it's Martin Short.
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Diane Jeffries is not available to take
your call.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Look, with all due respect, you might as
well just say, Hi, I'm Diane Jeffries,
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and I don't care if I ever hear from you
again.
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TJ, people want to know who they're
calling.
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Don't you want to show some personality?
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I just want to tell people to leave a
message after the tone.
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It's really more of a beep.
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Look, I wanted to drop in and talk about
Noah.
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Pretty cool, huh? He's really getting
some extra exposure.
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At whose expense?
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What are you talking about? I'm just
saying that the others might be getting
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little jealous.
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You know, it's not the most conducive
atmosphere if you're trying to build a
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team. That is so like you, Shepard.
Always trying to imagine the world.
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me, everybody is thrilled about Noah.
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DJ, come quickly. Noah's TV interview is
starting.
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See? Want to spitball? We're aiming them
at Noah's head on TV.
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Well, maybe they're good luck if it
falls.
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It's great to be here at Info PM.
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Too bad it's not called Info AM, or I
might have missed class.
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He's doing great. He's being casual,
friendly, funny, the Noah we know and
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I know.
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Big.
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Come on, gym class at 8? Complete waste.
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When in life is dodging a red ball gonna
come in handy?
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Next time I see Noah, I'll sign him up
for extreme dodgeball.
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Oh, come on, guys. We're all in this
together.
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Really? Because I don't see me up there
anywhere.
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Nah, I never thought I'd be a celebrity.
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I was happy being a total unknown
nobody.
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Like my friends at Buzz.
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A total unknown?
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Only... Partially unknown.
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Even that ad wasn't so great. Well, it
could have been worse.
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Are the kids at school treating me
differently? You kidding?
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I'm more popular than the Beatles.
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But I promise to use my fame for good.
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I'm going to start by explaining to my
mouth -breathing, booger -eating
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classmates who the Beatles are.
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But not worse than that.
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Okay, I found Cheater Man's homepage,
but it doesn't have his first name.
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Rebecca? You know how I'm not really a
cat?
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His name's probably not Cheater Man.
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Here, allow me to introduce you to the
wonderful world of the Internet.
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All we need is his IP address to track
him down.
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Okay, I could do that if I knew what an
IP address was.
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Think of an IP address like a regular
address. And where there's an address,
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there's a house.
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Maybe my house.
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And there's me sleeping.
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And there's my mom.
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She's probably making me a sandwich.
Wilder. Could be grilled cheese. Wilder.
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Command prompt, NS, look up,
CheaterManRules .com.
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Bingo.
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The Blurb Cafe?
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Wilder, do you know what this means?
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Cheater Man's taking advantage of free
refill Friday?
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No, Cheater Man's working from inside
the building.
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Yeah, where he's taking advantage of
free refill Friday.
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faced an icon.
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That is so wrong.
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Yeah, you're not nearly mature enough to
go, Dad.
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What is their problem?
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I think it's you.
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Me? Why?
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I guess they took that unknown nobody
comment the wrong way. Come on, I was
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trying to be a good guest. They know
that, right?
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They hate my guts.
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Hate is a strong word. It's accurate,
but it's strong.
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But it's not my fault. I didn't ask to
be on that cover or on TV or have a
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smoothie named after me. Look, Noah, you
can't control the public's opinion, but
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you can't control how you behave in
front of the public.
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That would have been good to know before
I grew a mustache and goatee.
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Do you think those mouth -breathing,
booger -eating teens heard what I said?
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Yeah, I think they heard.
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up and give yourself a number.
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We have to find out who was online at
the time my essay was posted and get
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numbers. So give me your cell phone.
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This calls for a little espionage.
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Don't worry.
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Wilder can handle it.
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Well, at least you blend in.
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You're going to have to distract the
counter girl while I sneak a peek at the
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sign up sheet.
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Distract her how?
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I don't know.
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You're a constant source of distraction.
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Improvise.
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So.
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Sure, having a lot of weather.
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Okay, you can stop. I have Cheater Man's
cell number.
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I can't. The dance at the river has
swept me away.
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It's ringing.
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That means Cheater Man's still here.
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Tell him to give me a free refill.
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All this dancing is making me thirsty.
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I've been expecting your call.
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Mr. Shepard?
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Cheater man is teacher man?
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Mr. Shepard, you stole my essay?
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Don't think of it as stealing. Think of
it as modern teaching methods to impart
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a valuable lesson.
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What valuable lesson? That teachers are
not to be trusted?
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Rebecca, your cheating essay was well
written, but only researched from the
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comfort of your home computer. Am I
right?
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No.
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I went to the library, too.
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Journalism is about going deep to find
the true story.
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Seeing how you tracked me down, it seems
you learned that lesson.
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What about Big Ben? Oh, Benji Thiever,
one of our new drama students.
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Yeah, he did the whole thing for fun.
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You guys must have had a few laughs,
right?
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Well, I guess it wasn't totally
horrible.
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Actually, it was kind of cool.
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Hey, I got to river dance in a cat
costume.
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It doesn't get much better than that.
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Wow, Michael.
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Running for president of I Hate Noah fan
club?
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I didn't do this, but I sure admire the
artwork.
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Very graphic.
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Thanks. I did it myself.
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You defaced your own face?
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BC Dub, what is all over you?
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That would be a Noah smoothie.
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I decided to give my cover boy image a
makeover.
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I'm sorry for what I said on TV.
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I guess all the attention messed with my
head, and for what it's worth, I was
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trying to be funny.
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Good one.
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Maybe if nobodies were a little bit
jealous.
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Right, Amanda?
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Well, perhaps I was wearing a little
envy green, which, FYI, is a great color
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for me.
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Let's go to the blurb. I guess drinks
are on you.
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Get it? Drinks are on you.
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Michael? Yeah.
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I have a list of 27 face crack racks.
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Do not make me use them.
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Let's get you cleaned up.
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These are hilarious.
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What time did Michael get up?
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The crack of dawn.
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LOL. Michael, read this one.
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You have reached Diane Jeffries at Teen
Buzz. I can't come to the phone right
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now because DJ, tell Noah that anyways
isn't a word.
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and made you Grammar Queen anyways.
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The Grammar Queen's dead?
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How sad.
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Not as sad as you still wearing your cat
costume.
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DJ, I need to go to Paris for my next
story.
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Come on, come on, DJ. Come on. It's a
Persian cat.
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Because of them.
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