All language subtitles for The Latest Buzz s01e03 The Competition Issue

Hey, Amanda, I'm going down to the blurb
for a smoothie. You want something?

Uh, sure. Need a pen?

Nope. I'm putting it on the top shelf of
my mind library.

Pardon? I'm committing it to brain
lockdown.

English, por favor?

I'll remember it.

Okay.

One mangled strawberry, goji berry,
banana blueberry, soy milk raspberry,

buster, go -go. Done.

One mango strawberry, goji berry, banana
blueberry, sour milk raspberry, super

blaster go -go. Coming up.

Wow, Wilder. I'm impressed.

Told you.

All in the dome case.

Three, two, one.

How about a water instead?

Need a pen?

Yes.

Watching the time pass, no way to get
out.

is its mother.

Oh, GleeTube, will you ever stop amusing
us?

Oh, download Garden Hose at the demand
of its own. I'll be back in a jiffy.

A jiffy?

Neato. Make sure you bring back other
lame words with you when you do.

Oh, look!

Your shirt got caught on my hand!

What are you doing? What are you doing?
Panicking because you're about to leave

me with a total stranger.

Michael, you're being ridiculous.

Noah's not a total stranger.

We've known him for two weeks.

Not helping.

Besides, you just interviewed Kisha
Shante.

How is this any different?

Because when I talk to Kisha Shante, I'm
not afraid of Kisha Shante. You know

what? You're being weird. No, no, no.
Please don't make me laugh.

Hello, Noah.

Hey.

Hello.

You like hockey? Yeah, I like hockey.

Well, not hockey as much as hockey
songs, you know.

I'll take that as a no.

So hanging out with Noah was that bad?

He asked me if I liked the Red Sox. I
said I preferred Argyle.

Oh. Just... sat there in silence.

Well, was it a comfortable silence?

No, Rebecca. It was definitely
uncomfortable.

Uncomfortable like watching your parents
kiss.

Uncomfortable like realizing he's not
actually blind. He's just wearing

You do know what this means, don't you?
You're about to go like this and work

yourself into a frenzy?

No. Noah and I are working together on
the hottest new teen magazine, which

means all of our interactions will be
awkward, which means I'm going to have

avoid it for the rest of my life.

Which means it'll be like the first day
of school forever.

Um, Michael?

Well, you could find something in common
by hanging out with Noah.

Doing what? There's nothing that we
could ever do together.

You could see a baseball game. Hey,
Michael, just the person I was looking

It turns out that your interview with
Tisha Shante went really well. She

these for you.

She sang the national anthem.

Please be tickets for Good Witch, Bad
Witch.

Basketball tickets?

What am I supposed to do with these?

Michael.

Right.

with his imaginary girlfriend.

No, I'm reviewing that new game, Dance
of Socks Off.

Besides, my imaginary girlfriend dumped
me for my imaginary best friend.

Wish she hadn't, though. Then maybe I'd
have someone to play this game with.

Oh, well, wish I could help. Seriously?

Seriously what?

Seriously, wish you could help.

No, silly.

It was a figure of speech like, wouldn't
miss it for the world, or, of course

I'd love you as much as my real mom.

So, is that a no?

Yes. Great.

I mean, yes, it's an O.

Wilder, Amanda Pierce does not play
computer games.

Amanda Pierce is too busy playing mind
games.

Bummer. But hey, wouldn't be the first
time I dance alone.

Fine, but I better not sweat.

And be careful with your feet, because,
you know, they're gross.

This is nothing like how it looks.

Snooping?

Well, it's not really snooping if you
don't really care, right? It's not why

here. Um, I just... Yeah, I just wanted
to discuss some

midterm marks with you.

Ernie Coombs High School debating
champions?

You went to Ernie Coombs High?

Yeah. I went to Ernie's D2.

Yeah. I know, Shepard. We were in the
same... You don't remember me.

Oh, DJ, please. Me?

Of course. Of course I remember you. I
mean, who could forget you? I mean, we

had that one class together with the
thing, and then there was, you know, the

-ha -ha, and who could forget the whoop
-whoop?

You have no idea who I am, do you? Not a
clue.

I can't do this. Yes, you can.

This is just like the time you didn't
want to jump off the high diving board,

but... You did. That's because you
pushed me.

You were holding up the line.

Besides, everyone loved your panicky
scream.

No, please don't do this again.

Noah, hey.

I got two tickets for tomorrow night's
basketball game.

Cool. Chance to see Steve Nash?

Totally. Wait, wait.

Actually, I was thinking that...

One would be for you and the other one
for me.

So we'd go at the same time?

Kinda.

Right. Yeah.

That should be fun.

At least this time the lifeguard didn't
have to pull me out of the pool.

Again? Yep.

Whipped again.

Put on the flip tip.

These biscuits are now ready to wrap my
review.

What?

Can't we just play one more game?

Losing eight games in a row is my limit.

Plus, my reviews do.

It's because I'm beating you, isn't it?

If that was true, I would have quit
seven games ago.

Here. Let Wilder introduce you to the
wild world of online gaming.

You can use the internet for things
other than shopping?

Let me do that.

We must have gone out.

Okay, give me a sec.

This is going to come to me.

Let me see. First there was Lisa.

Then there was rocker chick Lisa.

And don't forget Lisa Lisa.

God, I really had a thing for Lisa's.

I don't have time for this.

Oh, um, it was gym class.

10th grade, and Coach Miller, he set up
that obstacle course, and you and me

were kissing under the parachute, and
then that's... Yeah, Shepard, I don't

think this is a good idea. No, no, no,
that girl, remember? Is this what I have

to do? She fell from above. She was
climbing the rope, and then boom!

What was her name again? She had a
nickname. It was really funny.

Trianglehead.

I wonder whatever happened to that girl.
I'm sure she moved on and became very

successful.

Hello, sunshine.

Your country may have internet, but
you've still got a lot to learn about

dancing.

Wilder, I want to apologize.

I know I always told you gaming was
boring and you were lazy.

Um, you never told me that.

Oh, right. I just thought that.

Woohoo! Paraguay, you're finished.

Eastern Europe, you're going down.

Anywho, I didn't realize gaming could be
such hard work.

But now, I know I was...

Wrangled?

No, rickshaw.

I know.

Rhinoceros.

Guess, Wilder, I was rhinoceros.

I meant wrong.

Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.

Now, let's get a refreshing smoothie.

My game is starting.

Wilder, get me some water and a foot
massager. My feet are killing me.

Sure, Amanda.

Or should I say, Demanda?

Good one.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Superfan coming
through.

My feet's over there. No, over there.

It's going to be good.

Not awkward at all. Just me and Noah
hanging out.

Coming through.

Excuse me, sir. This seat is reserved.

It's reserved for my friend Noah. We're
not actually friends yet. You must be

Michael. I'm Noah's Uncle Ron.

But they call me Tiger Hair.

Yeah.

Noah.

Noah.

Noah.

You're back from the game early.

Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun.

Wait a second.

Time hasn't flown at all.

You didn't go, did you?

Nah. I thought I should finish my piece
on the arcade fire.

So I gave the ticket to my Uncle Ron
instead.

This is not good.

This is not good at all.

Come on, Michael's not going to care.
He's probably relieved. It's not that

a deal.

You!

Oh, I think it's a big deal.

You got a second?

Shepard, I know why you're here, and I
just want to let you know that it's

It's okay?

Yes. I mean, what happened earlier
was...

Catastrophically humiliating.

I was going to say awkward, but let's
face it, that would have been a lie.

you don't remember a late bloomer with a
great personality gracefully plummeting

to the hardwood floor. You don't have to
apologize.

That's why I'm not.

Excuse me? See, at first I felt bad for
calling you Trianglehead, but then I

figured it out.

Enlighten me, Sherlock.

You used to sit near me every day at
lunch, and I remember because I used to

study your head to try to figure out the
shape, I thought the leaves,

Pythagorean, hypothesis.

Build that triangle.

Oh, you would know, wouldn't you?

The thing is, DJ, you used to sit near
me every day at lunch because you had a

crush on me. I had a... Shepard, did you
ever think that maybe you were the one

that was always around me? You don't
have to be ashamed.

Lots of ladies like me.

Especially the Lisas.

I forgot. This is my office. Out.

I know you like me.

Oh, and for the record, the Geometry
Club loved my triangle head.

As a journalist, it's your job to be
fair. And I don't think you're giving

Michael a fair chance. I know, but...
He's kind of weird.

How would you know? You don't even know
him.

He named... his stapler, Henry.

I told him not to tell anyone about
that.

Come on, Noah. Just promise me you'll
try and fix this. For me.

All right, fine.

I'll try to fix this for you.

It isn't Uncle Ron's favorite nephew.

Got any other shirtless relatives you
want me to meet?

Noah, don't you have something you want
to say to Michael?

Actually, yeah.

What's the big deal?

Oh, dear.

Sure, I gave the ticket to my uncle.
That's because I didn't think he'd care.

mean, it's not like we're good friends
or anything.

That's the point.

But Uncle Ron's fun, too, right? He ate
all my fruit leathers.

Michael, I'm sorry.

I totally didn't realize I was being a
jerk.

Most jerks don't.

What do I have to do to make it up to
you?

Whatever you want.

Really?

Whatever I want?

Walter!

Hey, Amanda. What's going on? Crack -a
-lack.

I've got a problem.

I'm so happy to hear you say that.

That's the first step, kid.

Admitting it.

No! My right jazz hand isn't living up
to my left!

And I'm one kickball change away from
beating Hop Skip 799.

The dancer socks -off champion from
Japan?

He's been number one for months! Not for
much longer.

I'm going after a title, and nothing's
going to stop me.

Listen to yourself, Amanda.

This game has taken over your life.

You have to stop dancing your socks off.

No way.

There's at least 50 countries in this
world, and I'm not going to get beat by

number eight.

You hear that?

That sounds like dancer socks off music.

I need to play one more game.

That's so rhinoceros.

You left me at the stadium with your
clothing optional uncle, and now you

to make it up to me?

But how? How could you ever make this up
to me? I'm sure you'll think of

something.

Shall I make you lick the school water
fountain?

Deal. Or wear clothes from the lost and
found.

Come on, Michael. You've had all day to
think of this. Even I have come up with

ten things I wouldn't want to do.

All right, let me put you out of your
misery.

Good. By putting you in more misery.

Good witch, bad witch, a musical?

I got complimentary tickets for the
whole gang.

And I think you should come, considering
how much you love musicals. And going

to this musical would make you feel
better about the whole basketball game

incident. No, no, no. See, the good
thing about good witch, bad witch, the

musical is you get to dress up when you
see the show.

Should I dress you up as the good witch?

Or the bad witch?

That's it. That's why.

Draw the line. I'm out of here.

Can't I just eat a bug?

Banda, we need to talk.

You've completely lost sight of who you
are.

I don't care what you say, what's your
face.

Nothing is going to come between me and
my...

That's you.

Am I?

I have pit stains.

No. What have I become?

I don't know. What were you before?

Wilder, with you as my witness, I'll
never drip sweat drops again.

Good.

A little too late for me, but still
good.

Ew.

Before we go,

You could use a bit of a mop -up.

Later. Good night, DJ.

Good night, guys.

Oh, hey, by the way, you guys did a
great job on this issue.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Ciao, Mr. S. Night, Mr. Shepard.

What do you want, Shepard? Come up with
any more hilarious triangle jokes? No.

I've dropped that, just like you dropped
them from the sky.

Me falling from the roasting gym wasn't
all that bad. I mean, there was some

good that came from it. Yes, I remember.
You got to miss gym for the next couple

months. Well, that, and I got a cast at
the whole class signed.

I'll never forget it.

While I was in the hospital, still
heavily sedated, somebody came in and

the sweetest thing.

You're my fallen angel.

Actually, it was your my fallen angle.

It was you.

You were the one that signed my cast.

Andrew Shepard wrote on my cast.

Which means... You liked me, you liked
me, I knew it.

Where are your costumes, guys?

Oh, didn't I say I had tickets to the
musical?

I meant I had tickets to the hockey
match.

Hockey tickets?

Hockey tickets? Are you kidding me?

Were all of you guys in on this...

Charge.

Now I know why they call them tights.

By the way, I'm never promising you
anything again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just put your hat on
and enjoy the game, Pinkerbell.

Look at it this way, dude. It could get
worse.

Really? How?

Well, you could be sitting next to Uncle
Ron.

You know what, Michael?

I was a jerk, and I totally deserved
this.

Yes, you did.

To new friends.

And hey, if wearing a pink tutu was the
worst thing about this night, then it

was totally worth it.

Yeah, about that.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our
special guest tonight, Michael Davies

and the new writers from Teen Buzz
magazine.

Hey, look, I was right.

I told you it could get worse.