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Alright, so Jen, good holiday?

Pretty good season, right?

I mean, it's been really stressful, parties, driving the kids around,

working late, but yeah, it's been great. That's great. So will you come here

just to check on the vehicle, make sure everything's all in order?

Uh, no.

I'm here to get my car.

This call?

Yeah. Ma 'am, Omar was supposed to call you. There's a three -week delay on it.

He called you, no?

You're kidding me.

No, I got a call saying that it was ready for pickup.

No, no, no. That call was supposed to say it's not ready.

No, I thought it was totally ready. That's what they said on the phone. I'm

to get my car.

Absolutely not, ma 'am. Your EC unit is completely fried and there's a backlog

on it for three weeks.

You've got to be shitting me.

So you're telling me that I took time off from my day, I left work, I took

I'm going to be late to pick my kid up.

And the car is not right. PTO, that's one of the meetings with, like, the

and the teacher or whatever.

Right? Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. You know, I don't have any kids, but I would imagine if I went to

of them PTA meetings, I'd be the only P, a bunch of T and A.

Okay, so tell me what's going on. Like, what part is back ordered? Your ECU,

your computer unit.

How did you fry it? This looks like a brand new vehicle.

It looks like a high -performance machine, too, if I do say so myself.

Uh, listen.

I didn't know the Orioles made such a nice park, man. They make, like, rugs

you know, kind of like knick -knacks, but it's nice.

What was your name again? Are you the same guy that helped me out at the

beginning of the week? Yeah, ma 'am, I picked you up. I picked you up on, uh,

over there off of, uh, Bank Street.

Okay, what's your name again? Sean.

Hey, okay, cool.

Hi, Sean. Good to see you again. Uh, I'm Jamie. Oh, I remember.

Okay, so I, uh, I am, uh, I'm kind of upset here. I'm kind of losing it. my

a little bit because I need this car now.

I'm here.

I'm going to leave with it.

Uh -oh.

You ain't leaving with this car.

She's still on the lift.

You ain't leaving.

I thought the insurance covered for a rental car for you.

They're not covering a vehicle that can accommodate the size of my family.

Oh, you've got a big family? I've got a bunch of kids. Oh, you get busy.

Yeah, and they all play soccer.

Also, you're a soccer mom. You go out there on a Saturday, you slice up some

oranges, bring juice boxes and all that.

I'll bet the guys who go out there to watch the game, don't just go out there

watch the game, if you know what I'm saying.

I'll ask you, baby.

Oh,

no!

Sports and stuff.

What the fuck? Sean!

My car!

I need my car. I have to go. I gotta, like... I have things to do. I have to

to the grocery store.

Look, Jamie. Tell me what can I do. How can I get my car? I need it now.

Look, Jamie.

Jamie.

Jamie.

Sorry about that. I was just about to say how much I remember you, but I have

fleeting memory when it comes to names and stuff like that. I usually remember

faces.

Look, I do remember meeting you. You were much nicer that other night. I

know if you were liquored up or something like that.

I called around your ECU, your computer, right? There's one, but it's all out of

Sacramento. They're going to have to use the Pony Express, the Transcontinental

Railroad, take two flights, land it at the hub in Kansas City, and then it's

going to come back up. It's going to meet mid -country, right? And then

going to have to ship it to, like, it's a huge ordeal.

Just to get your part in here, and it'll be here by the end of the week. The

shipping alone is going to cost $685.

By the end of the week when I need my car today.

I mean, a week is better than three weeks, but I need my car now.

Well, technically, if you think about it, a week is four days.

I mean, we're at the beginning of the week now.

Getting to Friday.

How come you guys are hitting me with, like, a surprise fee? Like, an extra,

like, expedite...

Like for a part that you should have.

I don't have, ma 'am. Where am I going to keep your part? I order the parts.

The parts come in typically overnight. I fix the car. The car leaves. Typically

overnight. But not this time. Not this time. And now you're charging. How much

is the fee?

Ma 'am, I'm not charging. I'm not charging.

I'm not charging.

I'm not the one charging.

It ain't me charging.

I'm not charging.

Can we make that clear?

But it costs.

$6 .85 to get it here.

I guess, actually, I wouldn't be charging it, so forget what I just said.

But... $6 .85.

To get it here. The original part... I'm not paying. The original part comes

from North Korea. Look, I ain't got Kim Jang -loon's phone number. I can't call

him, but I had to ship me the ECPU computer for Janessa's vehicle.

Jamie.

Do you understand what I'm saying, man? We're going in circles here.

It's 685 if you want it here in four days.

Sean. Ma 'am. What can you do to get it here now, like as soon as possible? Call

your insurance.

Call your husband. My insurance isn't covering shit.

Well, maybe you should call and reevaluate your policy. I regret getting

car. Piece of crap.

I'm the woman of the house.

I'm not calling my husband.

I pay all the bills.

Now, you got a good job. I mean, look at this car. You got a good job, man. You

make good money. You make good money, but you can't afford to take 85 to

expedite a process? Come on, man.

It shouldn't cost me not to expedite the process. And you guys shouldn't have

called me to come here to get my car.

It's not even ready, and now you're charging me something for it. Well, I am

technically charging you.

All right, man. What do you want to do here?

You're yelling at me. I don't like getting yelled at.

That's why I'm not my own boss, so nobody yells at me.

I...

Do you play soccer?

You play soccer on the weekends, too?

You look mighty fit. Or do you do, like, pilates?

You do, like, them weird stances for a long time on a mat.

Oh, my God. You do stuff like that. You look really fit.

How much did you take off? $6 .85.

At the end of the week? Yeah. How much does it cost to get in here, like,

tonight? It don't cost. Tomorrow morning.

They got to ship it overseas. It's got to take the frigging transcontinental

railroad. I just need it fixed.

Look, the fact that I didn't call to find out about that means I was thinking

you the other night.

What can we do to get it now, Sean? What can I do?

Like, I need it now.

My family needs it. It's not coming out. I can't with the car. It ain't coming.

You're not getting it now. You can have it. It'll be done by Friday afternoon.

But that's if you pay me $685 or your husband pays me $685.

I'm not paying an extra $700 to get my car.

Out of the shop.

Out of principle. I won't do it.

It's $685, man.

I don't mean to split hairs, but it's not $700.

Okay, I'm just rounding.

But yeah, I'm not paying $685 out of principle to get my car out of the shop

when it should already be done. Well, then, honestly, out of principle, I need

to get my dick sucked and I'll pay for it.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I mean, that's a pretty expensive blowjob.

And some sex, that's expensive.

No, I'm not necessarily kidding. You know what I mean?

So forward with it, but... Okay.

65, I mean, you look fit. I'm married!

I know, you said that to me.

That's cool.

So have your husband pick up the kids, tell him you'll be late, tell him you

the call Friday afternoon, boom, boom, wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am.

Hold on a second.

Hey, babe.

Oh, yeah.

Doing just great. Thanks. Thanks for asking. How are you?

Yeah, at work. Okay, cool.

Real quick.

Remember how Andre was asking about that bike for Christmas? It was like, you

know, like 700 bucks or something. We have an extra 700 laying around in the

savings account right now, right?

Oh, what? New tires?

Okay, so.

Andre can't put the bike.

Okay, cool.

I'm kind of busy.

Let me give you a callback or call me back.

I'll call you back.

Hi, Y.

What's up, Jesse? How's it going? Everything good?

Have I stuck your dick? You'll give me my car right now?

Ma 'am, you have a good job.

Apparently you do. This car's nice. Either that or your husband's regular.

you don't seem too bright.

It's Friday.

Friday.

Four days from now, that'll be done.

That's better than a week, and I don't want to pay the extra.

Well, yeah, I mean, your insurance is covered every minute. The expedite

to get the car here. Yeah, I'm going to take care of that. Yeah.

If I suck your dick. Oh, I'm gonna fuck you for it. You were turning around

talking on the phone. Looks like you play some soccer or something too.

Got a nice little hat.

Great.

You have options. Look, you can wait.

You can pay.

This is all up to you. You know that.

Might as well call your husband and tell him you're gonna be home a little late.

Hey, yeah, I just wanted to call you back, let you know.

I'm going to be late for dinner tonight, but I can pick it up.

And I'll just call and let you know when I'm on the way home.

Okay, great.

Yeah, no problem.

Love you, too.

Bye.

So let me be clear. I'm about to get laid.

Let's get it over with. Oh, so we have a deal? We have a deal.

All right, that's cool.

Turn around. Let me see that ass again.

Oh, man.

Your husband know you cheated on him?

I don't cheat on my husband. I just get shit done.

I'm down about that.

All right, well, get on your knees then.

Uh, these are $200 pants.

I'm not getting on the floor. $200 pants? Sell your damn pants to get your

What the hell? You women have your priorities all fucked up, too.

Well, I don't know what to do with it. Just get something to put on the floor.

Don't you just have something? Don't you're, like, you know? Ma 'am, I lay on

that floor all the time butt naked.

I'm not doing that.

Well, then take your clothes off. Here, I'll take your purse. Come on, let's get

naked. Uh, just tell me where I can put it down.

Oh, my ma 'am.

How the hell are you still there?

Here.

Put that on the floor.

That's clean, kind of. I still want to see you naked.

I can't believe you. I brought that chair for me to sit down.

Okay, fine.

I'm going to get my stuff over here.

Dust everywhere.

It's a shop, ma 'am.

Yeah, nothing says, like, I just got dicked by picking up your kids with dust

all over your knees.

Ma 'am, please just leave.

Oh, shit.

Alright, here we go. Is this what you wanted? Is this great?

We'll just get her done?

Yeah, I like that. Hell yeah, get on them knees, girl.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't go in there super aggressive like, alright? I don't

want no teeth. I want all lift. A little bit of tongue.

A little bit of spits.

Circular motion on the jerk.

Act like I'm doing you a favor or something.

I mean, you kind of ought to. I'm doing you a favor. Remember, expedited

processing here.

Oh, you a bald girl?

You're bigger than my husband.

I'm not even all the way there yet.

Keep sucking it, you'll see how big it gets.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Let me hear you suck that dick.

You know what they say about a girl who gives a naked blowjob?

No, what do they say, Sean? She ain't just there to suck dick.

Well, yeah, we have a different agreement happening.

You're going to fuck me, right?

Oh, look at me when you say that. Say that one more time.

You're going to fuck me, right?

Oh, damn, yes, man.

Damn, Jasmine, you're kind of sexy.

Jamie. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah.

So you can be sexy. You ain't got to be so tough all the time.

You don't have kids, do you, Sean?

Mom, I told you I would be a P amongst a bunch of T and A at one of them PTA

meetings if I was.

You get it?

Yeah, super funny.

T and A, P.

You said you're married, right?

Let me utilize your hair. Keep going. I'm just going to utilize your car the

best I can.

Oh, bam.

That's just about that many.

Ron, let me hear you a second.

You can stay right there. I'll come to you.

That's a good technique right there.

Yeah, how low can you go, huh?

Ready to fuck?

Mm -hmm.

You gonna turn around and ride that thing?

I'm gonna fuck?

Yeah.

Take a couple steps back. Let me see that ass.

Step over, step over, step over.

Oh, man, man.

Smack that ass.

Yeah. Yeah, smack that ass again.

And my doctor body right there.

Come on over here and sit on my cot.

Place that way, though. I want to see right there.

Oh, he shoots gold.

God damn.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, man,

you're so big.

Oh, yeah?

I've been trying to lose weight.

Oh. I hate it. Oh

shit.

Oh

shit.

It's British.

Just swish it up.

So, Friday?

Oh, yeah, I'm in Friday.

Okay. And we'll go on a date, too, for the night.

Oh, you'd probably take me, like, Wendy's. And Bennigan's.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

They're right. Oh, I mean Like

in your hair pulling stuff

You're not putting this on your Facebook

You

want some more cake or wood

cake cake

Oh yeah.

You don't much girl

About one of them every two weeks?

Yeah, for the expedited shipping.

Oh, yeah.

You want to ride my cock now?

Huh?

You want to ride that shit?

Yeah, come here, ride that shit.

Ooh.

Sounds like you faking it.

No. It feels great.

What?

No.

No, we don't do anything like that.

This is fun.

Is this one of your fantasies?

It is a map.

Construction model.

Oh, yeah.

I never thought construction could be so hot.

Oh, yeah. It's real hot in here.

Or a car garage.

Yeah. Bring it on.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

I ain't coming yet, but I'm going to come on your face. Come on my face.

Put your dick back in that pussy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Like your oh, maybe we'll do this when you come back on Friday

Don't let me poke you on Friday too.

I ain't gonna come near you.

You got too many keys.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, shit.

You look better than my husband.

Oh, yeah? You like that?

I do.

Oh, shit.

Don't stop.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh,

don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. I'm going to come all over your face.

Alright,

so I'll see you Friday again, huh? Yeah, see you Friday.

Alright, hopefully the car's done by then.

Yeah, it better be.