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[theme music playing]
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[announcer] Well, folks,
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this is one heck of
a game today.
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It's the top of the 8th inning,
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and the Gas-House Gorillas
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are crushing
the Sweet Valley Cutie Pies.
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[screams]
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[announcer]
Pitching for the Cutie Pies
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is Sterling
"Wet Knickers" Osbourne
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against the Gorilla's
Butch "Killer" O'Reilly.
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[knees knocking and gulps]
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Here's the wind-up.
And the pitch.
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Ooh! Looks like Osbourne
is out of the game.
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Things don't look good
for the Cutie Pies.
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Unless they have
a miracle up their sleeve,
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there's no way
the team can make a comeback.
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[grunting]
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Wow! A new record!
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Ugh! Hey, Porky!
Get out onto the field.
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Me? Pitching? Really?
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Oh, boy!
Wait till I tell Daffy.
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Tell me what, chum?
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Coach is puttin' me
in the game.
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I'm finally gonna be a pitcher.
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Really? That's great, pal.
Just great.
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I knew after all these years
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you'd make it
in the big leagues.
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[cracking]
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[screams] My arm! It's broken!
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I can't pitch with
a busted throwing arm!
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Hmm...
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Wait a minute.
It's coming to me.
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Lemme think.
Lemme think. Almost.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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Ooh! I've got an idea.
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[announcer]
Next and last pitcher
for the Cutie Pies
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is Porky Pig!
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[laughing boisterously]
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[Maddog] That pipsqueak
ain't even fit
for a pork chop!
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[gulps]
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[laughing continues]
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[whispering] Daffy,
I don't think
this is a good idea.
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Don't worry
about a thing, Porky.
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It's all under control.
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[humming]
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Ah! Smooth as silk!
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[softly]
Now comes the fun part.
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Huh? What the--
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Don't worry, chum.
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It's all part of the plan.
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Time to break out
the ol' stinkball.
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[buzzing]
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Peww!
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[sternly] Hmm. You're out!
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[announcer] Wowie!
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I've never seen
a pitch like that before.
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Hey! Daffy.
This might actually work.
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[Daffy] Stick with me, kid.
We're goin' places.
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[announcer]
Next up to the plate,
"Maddog" McNulty!
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Boy, he looks pretty tough.
You got this, Daffy?
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Just leave him to me.
I'll give him the ol' mad ball.
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[growling]
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Hey, chump!
I've seen monkeys
swing better than you.
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Where'd you learn
to play baseball?
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The morgue?
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Oh, real nice, slugger.
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Why don't you go back
to making candles, ya softie.
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My grandmother
swings better than you,
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and she's got no arms!
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[wailing]
I don't wanna play anymore.
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That mean baseball
hurt my feelings.
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[bawling] Don't look at me!
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[announcer] Looks like Maddog
has been verbally spayed
and neutered.
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Here's the windup.
And the pitch!
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Huh?
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You might have heard of
knuckle balls
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but mine's made of brass.
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Whoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
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[announcer] Looks like
the Cutie Pies might have
a chance after all.
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-[stomping]
-[announcer] Oh, boy!
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The gorillas are sending out
their star player,
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"Lil' Joe" Johnson!
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Hmm...
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[scoffs] Piece of cake!
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Aha! It's glue.
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This oughta make things
a bit sticky for him.
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Huh?
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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[groggily] Foul ball!
Foul-foul ball! Foul...
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[weakly] ...ball.
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Oh, no! Daffy?
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[laughs maliciously]
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Oh, gosh! What am I gonna do?
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I can't pitch
with my busted arm.
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Oh, if only Daffy were here,
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he'd know what to do.
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Wait! That's it!
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If I wanna pitch like Daffy,
I gotta think like Daffy.
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Come on. Think. Think!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[laughing crazily]
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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[grunts]
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[umpire] Strike two!
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[growling angrily]
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[laughing] Well,
here goes nothin'.
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[grunting]
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Strike three. You're out!
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-[screams]
-[gasps]
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Huh?
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[announcer] The Cutie Pies win!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Ya did it, buddy.
We won the game.
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[both] Hi-five.
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[theme music playing]
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[stomach gurgling]
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Huh?
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[slurps]
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[chuckling evilly]
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Huh?
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Dats why you're always supposed
to wear a hard hat, puddy!
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[theme music playing]
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Oh, boy!
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Us hunters
don't use rifles anymore.
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They're too barbaric.
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[ticking]
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Now we use more humane methods.
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[ticking continues]
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[maliciously] Did anybody order
some smoked duck?
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[laughs evilly]
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Say, what are you up to, Mac?
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Oh, I'm, uh, just feeding
the ducks.
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Wow! A whole loaf?
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You must be the kinda guy
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who gives whole candy bars
at Halloween.
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I'll let you eat in peace.
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Yum! Yummy!
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[gulps]
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That's good!
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Any second now,
dat duck is gonna go--
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Boom!
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Is what my taste buds
were saying
when I ate that loaf.
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Yes, sir! It was the best bread
I've ever tasted.
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The flavor really blew me away.
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Oh, dear, look at the time.
I must be going.
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Hey, brother! Where'd you go?
Your bread was da bomb.
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[laughs cunningly]
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Dat duck's
gonna blow up any second.
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Seconds. Thirds. Fourths.
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I could eat that bread
till I explode.
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How can I ever repay you
for your kindness?
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Oh, no!
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[chopping]
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Maybe I can do
something nice for you.
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Got any chores
I can help you with?
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Modest fellow, ain't he?
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I just gotta get this duck
away from me
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before he blows up!
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[panting]
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I'm gonna make you something
to return the favor.
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My salmon succotash stromboli
is dynamite!
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[screams]
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Fine! I'll make
a vegetarian option, too.
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[sighs in relief]
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[panting]
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Oh, dat feels nice...
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Well, you sure are tense.
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A massage is the least
I can do.
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[screams]
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[ticking continues]
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Oh, don't mind me. [chuckles]
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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Your humility and generosity
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only make me feel
more in debt to you.
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Please,
I'll do anything for you.
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Anything! Anything!
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Wait, did you say
you'd do anything?
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Anything.
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Well, there is something
you can do for me.
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Uh, go to the Amazon wiver
and get me a piranha sandwich.
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Coming right up.
Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
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Now's my chance.
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One piranha sandwich.
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Pretty snappy service
if I do say so myself.
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[sputtering]
I can't enjoy that sandwich
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[hesitantly] because...
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I don't have a cold bottle
of walrus juice
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to wash it down.
Only found in Antarctica!
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Funny enough,
my uncle owns that place.
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[chuckles nervously]
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Oh, did I say "walrus juice"?
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Excuse me, I meant
a tall glass of Moon juice.
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From the Moon!
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[doorbell chiming]
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-Out of the way, champ.
-[glass breaking]
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Package for one D. Duck.
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Thanks!
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Ah, my mini-moon!
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Here ya go, buddy. Buddy?
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[both screaming]
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[whirring]
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Phew!
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I thought maybe
that scwewy duck would be here.
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Wooks like I finally got away.
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Get-away? Great idea.
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We could really
get to know each other
on a little get-away.
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Just you and me. Just us.
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Nowhere to run.
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Nowhere to hide. Nowhere to--
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Dat's it! Just 'cause
I did one nice thing
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doesn't mean
you can follow me everywhere.
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No, I didn't mean to--
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I just want you
to leave me alone!
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[crying] But, but I was
just trying to thank you.
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Leave! Leave me alone! Get out!
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00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:07,190
Yeah, fine. Geez.
I guess no good deed
goes unpunished
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00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,019
[door slams]
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00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,220
Phew.
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Oh, and by the way,
you can keep your stupid bread.
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[door slams]
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Get a loaf of this guy,
he's toast!
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Whoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
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00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,139
[theme music playing]
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