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[theme music playing]
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Aloha!
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Here I am!
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Sunny skies, sandy beaches,
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and all of them colorful drinks
with the tiny umbrellas.
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Wait a maka-laka-huki minute.
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This don't look like Kauai.
Huh?
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"I-re-land"?
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Ain't that just my luck?
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Well, I'm here. Might as well
make the best of it
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and check out the local colors.
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Mmm, very nice greens.
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Some chartreuse. Teal.
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Oh, would you look at that.
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[grunting]
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Maybe this will change my luck.
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Hold on,
ya cottony creature!
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Just where do ya think
you're goin' with that now?
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Hey, uh,
what's up, O'Doc?
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Oh-ho, tryin' to pull
a fast one on me, eh?
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I know exactly
why you're here!
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You're here to steal
me pot o' gold!
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Pot o' gold? Me?
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Nah, Doc,
I already got 24 carats.
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A potato?
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Aye! And there's more
where that came from.
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[mimicking gun cocking]
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[gunshots]
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[gunshots continue]
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You can run boy-o!
But I'll get ya!
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[machine gunfire]
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Oh, say, uh,
what ya makin'
there, rabbit?
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Why, shepherd's pie, Doc!
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[slurps]
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-Want some?
-Mmm-hmm.
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Open wide.
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[sizzling]
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-[alarm ringing]
-[screaming]
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Mmm, tastes good, though.
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[muffled screaming]
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I best get going
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before the little pixie
spuds me again.
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Oh-ho, fixin' to scatter
with me gold, are ye?
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And I'm a leprechaun,
I'll have ya know!
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Leprechaun?
There ain't no such thing!
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I be as real
as the cotton
on ye face!
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-Oh, yeah?
-Aye!
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A real leprechaun
could dance an Irish jig!
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And I can do just that,
ya bloomin' eejit!
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Play on.
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[Irish music playing]
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[tempo increasing]
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[struggling]
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Aw. He's trying to hit me
with his little candy cane.
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Little kids shouldn't play
with dangerous sticks!
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Well, it's been fun.
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[thuds]
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All right, rabbit,
your luck's run out!
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You'll never leave
with me gold!
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[thunder rumbling]
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[lightning buzzing]
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Yikes!
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Har, har, har, har, har!
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Penny for your thoughts, Bunny!
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Faith n' begorrah!
Me pot o'gold!
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Step back!
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One more move
and I'll give it the ax!
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Now, now, rabbit,
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let's not do anything
hasty now.
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[shouting] I'll do it!
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I'll really give it to him!
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Ahhh!
You're full blown mad!
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Oh, for the love of Pete!
I'm beggin' ya!
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He's gonna get it!
I'm givin' it to him!
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[yelling] Don't do it!
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Here you are, Pot.
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Why, thank you.
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[gasping] Who? What?
Where? When? Huh?
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Hey! What do you know?
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I'm at the beach.
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Lucky for me
that was just a crazy dream.
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Well, now,
I wouldn't say that.
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Muah!
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[Irish music playing]
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I claim this planet
in the name of Mars!
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[creaking]
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[rumbling]
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Oh, dear.
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[creaking]
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[loud creaking]
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Oh!
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Oh, well,
might as well
hang in there.
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[thuds]
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[theme music playing]
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[pleasant music playing]
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[agent] Welcome
to your new home, Porky.
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It's got all the modern
amenities
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the current
homebuyer wants.
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[chuckles] I should know!
I paid for 'em!
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But what you don't know
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is that we've installed
our Computerized
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Home Assistance
Machine Program,
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or CHAMP for short!
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Good morning, CHAMP!
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[CHAMP] Good morning.
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CHAMP, lights off.
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Lights off.
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-CHAMP, lights on.
-Lights on.
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Wait, there's more.
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CHAMP, water the plant.
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Watering the plant.
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[slurping]
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[agent] CHAMP, I'd like
to watch some television.
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Setting up
mega HD television.
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-[grunts]
-So realistic.
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[agent]
And my favorite feature...
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CHAMP, I'd like
a quick sandwich, please.
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Producing a quick sandwich.
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[bell dings]
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[growling]
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[burps loudly]
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Oh, excuse me. [giggles]
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So remember,
CHAMP will do anything
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and everything
you tell it to.
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Don't be afraid to ask!
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-[cell phone ringing]
-[beeps]
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[man over phone]
Carol, where are you?
I got a buyer here!
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Time to sell
an overpriced home
to another sucker.
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Gotta go, Porky!
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Boy, home buying
sure makes me hungry!
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Why don't I give
this CHAMP thing a try?
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Oh, CHAMP!
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Awaiting command, sir.
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Sir? I like him already.
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CHAMP, I want a quick sand...
[stuttering]
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Producing quicksand.
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What?
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[yowling]
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This darned machine!
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You have to listen to me
more carefully.
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I apologize.
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Listening more carefully.
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Well, good. Now, listen here.
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I want you
to make me a sandwich.
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Making you a sandwich.
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Thank you.
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Hey, CHAMP!
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[sneezes]
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[whirring]
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[crying]
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[screams]
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Would you like avocado?
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Absolutely n...
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Absolutely.
That'll be $2 extra.
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Charging your credit card.
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-[cash register dings]
-$2!
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Don't! Stop!
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I won't stop.
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Now see here.
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Stop this
monkey business!
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CHAMP, make me
a sandwich
for me to eat!
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Making a sandwich for you
to eat.
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With no tricks.
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Without any tricks.
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[whirring]
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Thank you, CHAMP.
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[boy] Oh,
slow down, boy!
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Hey, Champ!
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Drop it!
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Dropping it.
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Champ, pick it up!
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[CHAMP] Picking it up.
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Gee, boy,
this ball is filthy!
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Champ, go wash it
in your bowl.
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-[CHAMP]
Washing in bowl.
-Hey, wait!
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[gurgling]
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-Where'd you find
that mud, boy?
-[panting]
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Champ, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
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Stop, boy, stop!
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-Champ, go away!
-[whimpering]
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[sighs] Going away.
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[creaking]
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[gasps]
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Homeownership
sure has me poo...
[stuttering] wiped.
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-[creaking]
-[gasps]
What is it now?
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[gloomy music playing]
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All I wanted
was a sandwich.
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Oh, boy,
a fresh sandwich!
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[barks]
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[cracking]
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[shattering]
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[theme music playing]
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