Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

There's gotta be a 24-hour carrot store around here somewhere.

[alarm ringing]

[siren blaring in distance]

Dis way!

Faster, Mugsy.

Leave it to me to pick the wrong hour.

Oh, well.

I'll just walk around the block until it opens again.

[grunts]

Hey! What's the big idea?

Why dontcha watch where ya goin'?

Well, well, well!

If it isn't Rocky and his gang of bank robbers!

Bank robbers? Gang?

Now, now, hang on a second.

I'm no bank robber.

I don't even know these guys.

[frantically] I'm innocent I tell ya. Innocent!

Zip it, Rabbit!

It's the state pen for the lot of ya.

[chuckling] This is fun, Rocky.

-Shaddap! -[groans]

Listen up, Mugsy.

We're tunneling out of here tonight.

Duh, but, Boss,

I don't know nuttin' about tunnelin'!

Well lucky for us,

we're chained to an expert tunneler.

Ain't that right, Rabbit?

Oh, sure.

But can it wait till tomorrow?

The cafeteria is serving carrot stew tonight.

Tough luck, Rabbit.

We're leavin' at sundown. Ya dig?

Okay, okay.

[alarm blaring]

All right, fellas.

I tunneled all the way through to the surface.

But I think we should wait until--

Shaddup, Rabbit.

I do the thinking around here.

We're goin' up now.

But, Rocky--

I said we're goin' up.

[straining]

[both straining and grunting]

[both panting]

Uh... look, Boss.

A space rocket.

Quick! Mugsy! Get back in the tunnel.

[Rocky and Mugsy struggling]

[chomping] Mmm!

Ya know, rocket fuel really brings out the flavor.

[talking gibberish]

Okay, I think it's safe to go up now.

Faster, Rabbit!

Whoa!

Hold up, fellas!

[both grunting]

Talk about lucky.

A whole quarter. A shiny new one, too.

You're holdin' us up, Rabbit.

Eh, sorry, big guy.

I just couldn't leave...

-[vehicle approaching] -...twenty-five cents sittin' there.

We're gettin' on that bus.

-[whistles] -[tires screech]

[yelps]

Twenty-five cents, please!

Wait! I've got twenty-five cents.

Here ya are, sir.

[driver] Welcome aboard, Rabbit.

Tough luck, boys.

Don't worry, fellas.

The next stop is only 53 miles up the road!

[sighs wearily]

[both grunting and groaning]

C'mon, fellas! Naptime's over.

[talking gibberish]

[blows whistle] Hold it right there!

Uh-oh.

Quick! Hide us, Rabbit.

You gotta hide us!

Hide in here, fellas! Hide in here.

Okay! Don't move.

[both grunting]

Three dangerous criminals just ran in this direction.

Have you seen anythi--

They're not in this trash compactor.

Oh-ho!

Good to know. Thank you.

[both sighing in relief]

Excuse me, young man.

Might I dispose of a few things?

Why, certainly, young lady!

[giggles] Oh, thank you.

[whispering loudly] Sit tight, fellas!

This anvil has been gathering dust

in my garage for years.

Oof!

This one, too.

[yelps]

Not to mention this box of 200 armed mouse traps.

-[traps snapping] -[Rocky and Mugsy howling]

Oh, I've got one more thing.

[whispering loudly] Keep it up, guys. You're doing great.

Here it is.

My barrel of nuclear waste.

There!

[queasy] Uh... I don't feel so good, boss.

-Shaddup! -[grunts]

Anything else I can do for ya, miss?

Well, I don't suppose you'd let little old me

push that compactor button? [giggles]

Well, technically ya need a license, but... Okay!

[laughs exultantly]

[both groaning]

Mugsy, it's time to cut loose the Rabbit.

[bell dinging]

I appreciate the ride, fellas,

but what's with the blindfold?

We've got a surprise for you.

A surprise? Oh boy! I love surprises.

It's been fun, Rabbit.

Ooh! The anticipation is killing me.

C'mon, youse guys. What's the surprise?

It's coming, Rabbit. [laughs cunningly]

Yah! It's coming, Rabbit.

[laughs maliciously]

The train tracks?

I love the train tracks!

How did you know?

Whoop! Now, now hold on a sec, fellas.

[both] Get us away from this rabbit!

Let us in! Let us in!

-[Rocky] Let us in. Do ya hear me? -[Mugsy crying]

I know when I'm not wanted.

-[both crying] -[Mugsy] Let us in!

Ya know, I'm gonna miss those guys,

but I can always tunnel in and visit sometime.

[laughs mischievously]

[stomach growling]

Huh!

[slurps]

[inhales deeply]

Bet you didn't know I could do this, huh, folks?

Uh-oh! Your shoes are untied.

Huh?

[sighs in relief] That was a close one.

Safety always comes first--

[explosion]

I gave puddy some dynamite extra pettin'.

[whirring]

[Porky stuttering] Are you sure about this, Daffy?

Sure I'm sure. Trust me!

You haven't lived until you've almost died

jumping out of an airplane.

Maybe.

But I'm having second thoughts...

Reevaluating my decision.

What the heck is there to think about?

It's the thrill of a lifetime!

Or the end of a lifetime.

I think I'm gonna sit this one out.

Aw, c'mon, Pork-man!

Ya made it this far.

Just one little hop

and we'll be back on the ground.

[stuttering] No way!

Now, quit badgering me...

Quit badgering me. I ain't goin'!

Okay, okay! Suit yourself.

[screams] Geronimo...

[sighs in relief]

That was a close one.

Oops.

[screaming]

-[laughing exultantly] -[screaming hysterically]

Well, whaddya know! Pigs can fly.

Happy you decided to join me, Pork-chop.

[stutters] I didn't decide to do anything.

We're connected to the... we're connected...

We're attached.

Whoops! I forgot all about that silly tandem line.

I'm gonna freak out.

Aw, c'mon! You'll be all right.

Just don't look down!

[screaming hysterically]

Pull yourself together.

We've got parachutes, remember?

And it's time to pull the cord.

The ripcord! Right.

Mama! Mama!

A doll?

Hey! I've been lookin' all over for this thing.

Daffy!

Don't worry! I've got two more ripcords.

Now, let's see here.

Huh?

Hmph. No dice.

-It's gotta be this one then. -[mouthing prayers]

[engine stalls]

Well, that was interesting.

What do we do now?

Well, I suppose we can open these things manually.

Well, whaddya know! No parachutes.

[both screaming hysterically]

Hey, wait a minute!

What are we so worried about?

After all, we're cats

and cats always land on their feet.

Not to mention their nine lives.

We're not cats.

Says who?

Daffy Duck! Porky Pig! It's in our names.

Oh, boy!

Welp, at least that building down there will break our fall.

Thank goodness for that.

[both screaming]

-[Daffy laughing hysterically] -[Porky screaming hysterically]

Hey! I made it.

I made it. I survived my first skydive.

See? I told ya there was nothing to worry about.

[coughing]

That's all folks!

[theme music playing]