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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,720 Come on, put your backs into it. Pull, you dogs, pull! 2 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,460 Right, okay. 3 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,640 There'll be an extra piece of Gary's apple pie for each of you. 4 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,260 I can't believe it. I can't believe he crashed his car again. It's the fifth 5 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:55,238 time this month. 6 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,140 You know, last week when he took his driving test, he knocked down three 7 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,600 Three cones, big deal. 8 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:03,280 Son, the cones are a nice Jewish family that works at the DMV. 9 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,560 Come on. 10 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,040 Ow! Ow! 11 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,500 Ow! Ow! 12 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:10,180 Hey, feed. 13 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:14,120 Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. 14 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,399 Honey. Ow. 15 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,880 Is the bandage too tight? No. The impact of the accident caused my underwear to 16 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,520 be crammed up into my shoulder blades. 17 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:22,980 Oh. 18 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,180 Oh. 19 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,400 Oh, I think so. 20 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:26,619 Evening, gal. 21 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:27,620 Hey. 22 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,940 Louie, good to see you. Pleasure's all mine. Hey, little brother, I was driving 23 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:47,660 by. Couldn't help noticing you rode over the bushes. 24 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:53,260 I hit the president and his family? Oh, great. Now I'll never get any insurance. 25 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:54,600 I knew that would happen. 26 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:56,100 You're a doodle, Gary. 27 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,960 Oh, boy, honey, right on the arm. 28 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,000 What the hell's a doodle, anyway? 29 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,400 What's he trying to tell me? 30 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,160 Gary? 31 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:10,110 I've been thinking along the lines of getting you a driver. Oh, Bully, that's 32 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:12,070 great idea. That is not a good idea. 33 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:14,610 I do not need a driver. They're pretentious. 34 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:19,990 Now, Gary, I know you are a remarkably spry and independent man of 40. Well, I 35 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:24,070 have my own teeth, I will say that. But I do not need a driver. That still 36 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,350 doesn't mean that you can drive your own car. 37 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,570 Now, I've got a fellow sitting out in the car. I just want you to meet him for 38 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:30,990 your own good. Just do me this favor. 39 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:33,150 Bully, I don't want to meet anybody. 40 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:37,450 This is for your own good, Gary. You should not be driving that car. You're 41 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,450 wasting your time. 42 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:39,690 Hulk! Hulk? 43 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:46,310 Hulk? Oh, yeah, I want the Incredible Hulk driving me. How do you know when 44 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,770 going to turn back into Bill Bixby? 45 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,680 I'd like you to meet Gareth Shandley and his lovely wife, Phoebe. Hi, Hoke. Nice 46 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,680 to meet you. 47 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:08,560 Hoke, you are wasting your time. It's nice to meet you, but I do not need a 48 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,660 driver. I have two very strong shapely legs, I might add, and can carry me 49 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:13,820 anywhere I need to go. 50 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,180 And I'll demonstrate right now. Excuse me. 51 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,940 What a bitch. 52 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,600 Very funny, man. 53 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:15,400 There's no need to resort to a big, fake butt to get laughs. 54 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:19,000 Hulk, have you ever had your own cable comedy series? 55 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:21,940 Well, no, sir. I didn't think so. 56 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,200 Have you ever made 500 people laugh just by putting on a big, fake butt? 57 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,660 Well, can't say that I have, no. Didn't think so? 58 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:30,880 Well, 59 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,140 check this out. 60 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:59,920 I'm not saying it's not funny. I'm just saying it's not the right kind of laugh. 61 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,640 Now, I bet right now your audience is pretty ashamed of itself. 62 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:09,460 Oh, are you ashamed of yourself? You should be ashamed of yourself. You 63 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:12,340 shouldn't be laughing at cheap stuff like this. Shame on you. I mean it. 64 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,940 I'm just teasing. Come on, lighten up. Really. 65 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:24,780 Now, Hulk, I'm going to the market. 66 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:28,700 And while I'm gone, keep your hands off my butt. Oh, fine by me. 67 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,960 Now, why don't you let me drive you, Miss Gary? 68 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,980 Would you not call me Miss Gary? I'm married. 69 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,780 It should be Mrs. Gary. 70 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:42,340 Or Miss Gary, since it's the 90s. In fact, there's a slim chance I could be a 71 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:43,600 man. So call me Mr. 72 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:48,700 Gary. Mr. Gary? That sounds like some Melrose Avenue hairdresser. 73 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:52,940 Thank you, Hoke. 74 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,360 Hoke, what do you think you're doing? I'm trying to drive you to the store. 75 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Hey, Garrett. Hey, Garrett. 76 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,240 Oh, evening, Pete, young Grant. 77 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:18,760 Would you leave me alone? I happen to be fine. 78 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,660 Hey, Garrett, why are you walking while that man drives your car? 79 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,680 Because I get better gas mileage. 80 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,180 See you, guys. 81 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,260 See you. 82 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,380 Go home, Hoke. I hear you. 83 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,780 Say, don't any of you folks have walls on your houses? 84 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,440 trying to embarrass me, and it's not going to work. Then how about this? 85 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:41,560 Now, if you don't get in this car, I'm going to go upside your head with a 86 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,560 eye. 87 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,060 Well, no one explained it to me that way before, Hoke. 88 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,900 All right, move over. 89 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:57,420 Slow down. Slow 90 00:07:57,420 --> 00:08:00,420 down? I'm only doing five miles an hour. I don't care. I never take this car 91 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:01,420 over three. 92 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,420 You do as I say, Hoke, and slow down. 93 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,010 Hello, folks. 94 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:07,050 I don't know what their rush is. Where's the fire? 95 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:09,430 Now, Hope, you slow down. 96 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:13,610 I'll tell you that right now. Easy, easy, easy, easy, and you turn right up 97 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,070 here. But the show's on the left. 98 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:18,270 I don't care. I don't make left turns. I don't believe in them, and I never 99 00:08:18,270 --> 00:08:20,930 will, and I'm too old to change. Now, you slow down. 100 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:25,290 You'd be a real backseat driver if this car had a backseat. I don't believe in 101 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:27,510 backseats. They only encourage fornication. 102 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,110 There's the start. Hit the brakes. 103 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,120 Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Well, whatever happened to please? Just hit 104 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,400 brakes. Please. 105 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:42,179 Into the lap of the Indy 500. 106 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,560 Bobby Unser, Al Unser Jr., and A .J. Boyd are all bunched up a good ten 107 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,740 behind Gary Shandling. 108 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,140 Oh, 109 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:54,920 slow down. We just passed Mr. Andretti and Mr. Boyd. 110 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:59,220 And don't cut in between little Al and big Al again. That's not polite. 111 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:08,380 miles an hour i'm amazed we're still in the league you turn right this race is 112 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:13,260 all left if i turn right you're gonna run smack dab into the grandstand you do 113 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:17,880 as i say and turn right you turn right you turn right it's your funeral 114 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:45,660 Don't turn around. Hoke, Hoke, Hoke, Hoke. What are you blabbering about now? 115 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,880 Huh? Oh. 116 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,920 Oh. Nothing. 117 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,440 What have you got there, Hoke? Well, you bonked your head, so I decided to get 118 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,620 the groceries while you snoozed it off in the car. 119 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:59,900 But, Hoke, you don't know what to buy. Oh, I got the grocery list out of your 120 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:04,320 shirt and the coupons out of your pocket and that cash you keep pinned to your 121 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,320 underwear. 122 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,460 You're a brave man, Hoke. 123 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,740 Tell me. 124 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,420 You know, Hulk, maybe you do know what you're doing. 125 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:16,020 I think that's what I've been trying to tell you. Hulk, let's take a drive. 126 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,920 Pedal to the metal. I give you permission to go six miles an hour. 127 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,120 Yes, sir. 128 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,560 Don't you be wild. 129 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:36,560 Oh, Miss Gary, if I were you, I wouldn't go on the David Letterman show. That 130 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,370 man is... He's as crotchety as a crocodile. 131 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:42,750 Well, Hulk, I'm going to really make him laugh. You know what I'm going to do? 132 00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,490 I'm going to wear two fake butts. 133 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:50,650 Don't laugh at that. Oh, you do go on, don't you? Oh, thanks, Hulk. Thanks a 134 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,650 lot. 135 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,430 Hey, could you hand me those willies? 136 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,250 Oh, sure, yeah. Thanks. 137 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:59,610 You know, we've been coming out here every month for five years. 138 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:03,750 I know. Ernie must have been very important to you. Oh, I'll tell you. 139 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,970 you, Hulk. He was a great dog. 140 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:07,430 Dog? Yeah. Ernie is a dog? 141 00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:11,290 This is a pet cemetery, Hoke. You see that collie over there with the veil? 142 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:12,550 That's his widow. 143 00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:17,550 We've been decorating this grave like that tomb for the unknown soldier for 144 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:20,930 damn hound dog. Well, Hoke, I do owe it to him. I'm the one who ran him over. 145 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:26,690 I think we got you off the road. Now, Hoke, you be still. 146 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:29,790 I want you to take this over. 147 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:33,690 Grant's turtle cork is buried over there. I want you to put the tattle 148 00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:34,509 on his... 149 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:36,190 tombstone, okay? Sure, sure. 150 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:40,810 What grade was that again? It's right over there. It's in the turtle section. 151 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:42,190 says Corky on it, plain as day. 152 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:47,070 Um, Mr. Gary, I can't read. 153 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:51,090 I know my ABCs, but I just can't put them together. 154 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,310 Oh. 155 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:56,090 Well, we can't have that. I've taught millions of children to read through my 156 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,090 opening credits. 157 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,910 Really difficult words like Zweibel. 158 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,230 Zweibel? 159 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,550 That's one you'll never get, believe me. 160 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:08,490 Listen, let's sound it out, okay? Tell me what... Corky, right? 161 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,330 What letter does that sound like? Well, it sounds like a K. 162 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,090 Well, it's a C. 163 00:12:15,650 --> 00:12:17,670 Okay, let's go to the last letter. 164 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:18,930 Corky. 165 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,630 It's got to be E. 166 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:23,950 Oh, it's a Y. 167 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,990 Okay. You think you can find it now, Hulk? Oh, yeah, sure, yeah. 168 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:32,270 Starts with a C, ends with a Y. 169 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,360 Starts with a C. 170 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:36,180 Ends with a Y. 171 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,460 Starts with a C. 172 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:44,640 Ends with a... I found it. I found Corky. Bless my soul. 173 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:45,959 That's so terrific. 174 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960 That's so great. 175 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,100 Noodles. 176 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,180 This is noodles. 177 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,100 Noodles. Close enough. 178 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,520 Boy, 179 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,160 they went all out for noodles, didn't they? 180 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:11,190 And I heard him exclaim as he flew through the air, Merry Christmas to all, 181 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,210 to all, how's my hair? 182 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,490 Oh, Lord have mercy. 183 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:23,330 Your parody of The Night Before Christmas gets funnier every year. Oh, 184 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,890 okay, ho, ho, ho, Gary. I think my eggnog's ready now. Okay, I'll have one 185 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,010 honey. 186 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,200 You sure don't let Miss Phoebe do much on your show. 187 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,980 I mean, you spend more time with that overgrown Schumacher boy than you do 188 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:39,140 your own wife. Well, now, Hulk, there's a reason for that. It's just... Happy 189 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,140 holidays, everybody. 190 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,620 Hey, it's Stan Atkins. Oh, Mr. 191 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,900 Booty. Mr. 192 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,660 Booty, you're coming and taking it back. Thank God. Actually, no, Hulk. I just 193 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,519 came to say hello. 194 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,720 Damn. Merry Christmas, little brother. Merry Christmas to you, bully. 195 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,400 Well, isn't this nice? 196 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,320 I got something for you, too. 197 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,000 I just got to find it. Just wait right there. 198 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200 Great. 199 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,040 Honey, we got to go over and see if Nancy has an extra Christmas gift under 200 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,140 tree. Come on, let's go. Gary, not again. 201 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,360 We'll be right back. 202 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400 See you all later. 203 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,500 Well, Hulk, how have you been? 204 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:19,620 Oh, fine, fine. You know, old Gary lets fly a real corker every month or two. 205 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,280 Must make it mighty nice for you. Yeah, but you know... 206 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:29,600 Miss Billy Crystal needs a driver, too. In fact, his people have been after me. 207 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,420 They said I could name my own price. 208 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,200 Oh, they did, did they? 209 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,460 Uh -huh. 210 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:38,980 Well, 211 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,760 I suppose $80 a week doesn't go as far as it used to. 212 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,880 What would you say to $90? 213 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,920 What would you say to $200 ,000 a year? 214 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,760 I am the Goshen. 215 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:57,940 That is some race. 216 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:03,180 I'm worth every penny. I'm his analyst, his driver, his financial advisor, his 217 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,260 acting coach. 218 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,320 Now, I notice the improvement. Oh, Lord. 219 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,420 It's like delivering a baby cow. 220 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,760 Well, okay, Hope. 221 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,340 You got yourself a deal. 222 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,800 Keep it quiet, though. 223 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,420 I only pay Pete $50 ,000 a year to be Gary's friend. 224 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,720 My ears are burning. 225 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,840 You guys talking about me? 226 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,400 No, no, no, no. 227 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,940 Merry Christmas, Bully. 228 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,980 Thank you. Hope you like it. 229 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,700 Should I open it now? 230 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,480 No, no, no, no, no. 231 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,520 You open that when you get home. 232 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,120 Well, I'll go home right now and open it up. 233 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,840 Well, thank you. Sure. 234 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,340 Good to see you. 235 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,080 See you later, Bully. See you later. Bye. 236 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,680 Hope you drive a mighty hard bargain. 237 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,520 Hard bargain? 238 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:02,060 What does he mean, hard bargain? Well, since I learned to read, I picked up a 239 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:04,800 copy of The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump. 240 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:09,380 That's a good read, isn't it, Hoke? I sure enjoy the board games. 241 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:16,020 But that's not all I read. I also picked up a copy of Soul on Ice, the 242 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:22,200 autobiography of Malcolm X, and I rented a copy of Do the Right Thing. 243 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,060 Ooh, the movie with the astronauts. 244 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,320 I love that movie. 245 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,740 Gary, there's going to be some changes around here. I'm not going to wear this 246 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,780 uniform no more. 247 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:38,380 I'm going to drive whatever speed I like. And from this moment on, I'm going 248 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,400 talk like this. 249 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,540 Well, so will I. 250 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,060 Me too. 251 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,520 Oh, just a little Herodotus in the original Greek. 252 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:12,800 Oh, that's nice. 253 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,640 Hey, slow down. 254 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:20,920 Slow down. Slow down, I say. Now turn left. Turn left. Turn left, Miss Gary. 255 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,020 Hulk, don't call me Miss Gary. 256 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:27,020 How would you like if I called you Miss Hulk? 257 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,500 I'd kick that walker right out from under you. 258 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,360 Fair enough. 259 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200 Fair enough. 260 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,740 There we go. 261 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,780 It's just a napkin, Gary. 262 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:45,880 I think it hasn't been the same since Miss Phoebe passed away. 263 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:49,560 Yeah, it just goes to show if you don't give a woman something to do, she just 264 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:54,780 ups and dies on you. That's not going to happen to me. I better eat some pie. 265 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,800 Let me give you a hand, Gary. 266 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:04,040 I read your book, Eldridge Cleaver for White People. You shouldn't be helping 267 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,040 with this. 268 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,180 Oh, come on. Give me the spoon. 269 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,520 Give me the spoon. 270 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,800 Why? 271 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:17,120 I'm afraid your mind took a wrong turn and dropped you off at the corner. 272 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,080 Here we go. 273 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,540 Now, isn't that better? 274 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,120 Yes. 275 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,240 You know, Hulk? What? 276 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,900 You're my best friend. 277 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,840 Well, same here, Gary. 278 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,720 Same here. 279 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,680 like you, too, huh? 280 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,840 Here we go. Here we go. Eat up. 281 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,060 A little more. 282 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:52,580 Come on, a little more. 283 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,240 No, one more. 284 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:55,900 Yes, you do. 285 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,100 I can't eat more. 286 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,520 Yes, you can. 287 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:04,860 There's lots of pie here. We don't want to waste it now, do we? Here. I can't 288 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:05,860 eat more. 289 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,780 Well, that's it. That's the last episode of the whole series. Boy, it went by 290 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,820 like that, didn't it? 291 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:21,920 If you want to keep your TVs, now that's up to you. I hope you enjoyed this... I 292 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,700 didn't even give you a space to laugh there, did I? 293 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:29,480 I hope you enjoyed this parody of Driving Miss Daisy that we did, and I 294 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,860 thank Paul Winfield for playing Hulk and Dan Aykroyd for playing Bully. 295 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,080 And if you don't mind, I'd like to take one last drive through the old 296 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,650 neighborhood. Good night, everybody, and thanks a lot. 22160