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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,720 Anyone up? 2 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:19,020 No? 3 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,660 Good. Then I got home at 10. 4 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,060 10 my butt. 5 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:29,220 What is your problem? You said I could take an extra half hour for curfew. Oh, 6 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,060 you took it all the way to an hour. 7 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,560 Oh. My bad. 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:37,140 No, no, no, no. No, my bad. My bad is when you borrow a shirt without asking. 9 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,580 Oh. Yeah, my bad, my bad. 10 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,220 Good talk. Night. You're grounded for two weeks. 11 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,560 It's just a shirt. 12 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,360 No, you're grounded for being late. 13 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,520 You're grounded for being late? 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:55,820 Oh, just for that? Make it four weeks. Seriously? I hate this house. Just wash 15 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:59,020 that shirt. Oh, I'll wash it all right. Maybe it'll shrink so it actually fits 16 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,020 me. 17 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,319 You know what? 18 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,660 A month. Four weeks is a month. 19 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:06,020 Two months. 20 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:10,080 Everyone's always trying to get away with stuff just because I'm wonderful. 21 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:34,830 And my assistant, Tiny Wonder. 22 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:36,850 That's me, Sonny Wonder. 23 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:40,050 We will make your card magically appear. 24 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,030 Tiny Wonder, magic arms. 25 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,530 Way motion. Damn. 26 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:47,350 Your card was the nine of hearts. 27 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,290 Nope, it was the king of diamonds. 28 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:53,290 Not the four of clubs. 29 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:55,270 No, it was the king of diamonds. 30 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:59,190 You sure? Maybe you forgot. You're at that age. 31 00:02:02,399 --> 00:02:03,600 King of diamonds. 32 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:07,900 Sorry, James. I think you need a little more practice before you're magnificent. 33 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,400 Right now, you're just kind of James the... Eh. 34 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,440 Hilarious. I'll have to use that witty banter in my act. 35 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,240 Tiny wonder? 36 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,159 Disappear me. 37 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,160 I'd like to see that. 38 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,260 I'd do it, but Gabby's in the backyard making out with some bearded guy in a 39 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,300 van. What? 40 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,700 Have you seen Gabby's room? Because I can't, under all her piles of stuff. 41 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,440 And I can't prove it, but I know she's using my good perfume because that girl 42 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,440 smells fantastic. 43 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,680 Stop telling people I use your perfume. I only smell like you because you're 44 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,680 always in my business. 45 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:56,900 And why were you in my room? I knew somebody moved all my stuff around. I 46 00:02:56,900 --> 00:03:00,620 system. Oh, I have a system too. And if it's not in your closet by dinner, it'll 47 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:02,280 be on a homeless person by breakfast. 48 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,680 You are so... 49 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,930 This is insane. 50 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:15,790 While I was at school one day, my mom went in my room and cleaned it with a 51 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:16,790 blower. 52 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:19,970 Why are you dragging me into whatever this is? 53 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:26,270 I just came over to borrow a little wine and a little premium cable. 54 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,430 Try living with her. 55 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:33,750 You'll see how good you have it. Maybe I should. Maybe you should. Maybe I will. 56 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,830 Hey, Grandma Maggie, can I move in with you? Uh -uh, no. 57 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,450 Yeah, uh -uh, no. 58 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,850 Don't worry, Charlie. My mom was never going to take her. She doesn't have the 59 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,550 patience to raise this child. 60 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:53,370 Gabby, go on and get your suitcase and meet me in my car. 61 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:54,970 What? 62 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:56,350 Thanks, roomie. 63 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,890 What? Mom, what do you think you're doing? 64 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:02,830 Borrowing a chicken. 65 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:07,310 My grandbaby loves her pacati. 66 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,460 I really want to yell at you right now, but you seem like you're in a place. 67 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,720 You just sent our daughter to live with your mother. 68 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:20,320 It's just a glorified sleepover, Charlie. By tomorrow, my mom is going to 69 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,380 her out, or Gabby's going to run home screaming. 70 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:27,100 Why do I have a playing card in my bag of lettuce? 71 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,520 Wait a minute. 72 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,260 That's the king of diamonds. 73 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,900 You can try, but I figured out your card trick. 74 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:55,100 You use sleight of hand to pocket my card. 75 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:57,580 And how can I get it in a sealed letter bag? 76 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,620 Easy. Stephanie was in on it. Nope. We did it last night when we were filling 77 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:03,620 the cookie jar. 78 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,640 Aaron! What? Is that like I told him how we use an iron to reseal the bag? 79 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,980 Tiny Wonder, Buemo, shut up. 80 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:18,660 That trick may be ruined, but this will confound you. 81 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:20,370 Tiny Wonder, get in position. 82 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:26,070 Taking out my saw. 83 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:28,310 Cutting up my brother. 84 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,290 Hope this works. 85 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:29,470 because I'm staying longer at Grandma Maggie's. Because we love living 86 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:36,390 Oh, you know it. All the chicken piccata I can eat. Oh, I get it. It's a drop 87 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:39,170 and run. Don't worry, we'll keep Gabby upstairs so you can sneak out back. 88 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,090 Apology accepted. 89 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:43,250 Mm -hmm. 90 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:51,150 Gabby and I were just talking about this, how underhanded you are, while we 91 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,590 giving each other manicures. 92 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,420 Girl really knows her way around the French tip. 93 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:02,020 Glorified sleepover starting to look like a glorified adoption. 94 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,380 Relax, Charlie. 95 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:06,880 They're still in the honeymoon phase. Oh, I remember the honeymoon phase. 96 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,180 That's right before you bring her home and she tries to fix your family. 97 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:15,600 I don't think I like your attitude, Charlie. No. 98 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,880 Magnificent. Wonder. 99 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:25,460 No, I still have a question about the first one. I get how you got the card 100 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:27,940 the lettuce, but how did you know I was going to pick that card? 101 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,680 I never tell. I mean, would you tell people how you cut a heart out? I have 102 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,720 It's a teaching hospital. 103 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,220 Well, magicians have a code. 104 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:39,040 Even if you torture us, we can't tell you that every card on the deck was the 105 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,040 king of diamonds. 106 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,100 So don't even ask. 107 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,260 Dude, that's it. You're fired. 108 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,180 What? Turn in your turban. 109 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:54,020 Yeah, because I never told you to buy that. 110 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,260 Hey, Stephanie. 111 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,500 Gabby's here. Does that mean she's moving back? 112 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,720 No. Your dad just asked her and my mom over for dinner. 113 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,600 But she's been gone for, like, days. Don't you miss her? 114 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,860 Of course I miss her. There's nothing more important than family. 115 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,460 Then ask her to come home. 116 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,000 Are you crazy? I have to win. 117 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:19,300 Gabby and Grandma Maggie need to be sick of each other. 118 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,820 Do you know, Stephanie? 119 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:26,040 If you're having a problem with everybody, you might be the problem. 120 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:35,620 There are those noise -canceling headphones. I've got an awful noise I 121 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,059 cancel. Is it this? 122 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,520 No. 123 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:51,380 It's Grandma Maggie's voice. I mean, she's on me. 124 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:55,360 Everything. She's so fussy about her stuff, I can't even touch the 125 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,660 It's awful. I want to come home. 126 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,320 Then come home. 127 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,480 Are you crazy? I have to win. 128 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,620 No, Grandma Maggie's got to kick me out. In the meantime, I just have to choke 129 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:09,840 down more piccata. I thought that's your favorite. 130 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:14,180 Chicken piccata. But she ran out of chicken three days ago. Now, I don't 131 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,900 what she's been piccating, but a lot of it's been going off the balcony. 132 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:21,550 Oh, good. 133 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,370 Gabby's not in here. 134 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:26,670 I need a break from that girl. 135 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:34,550 Why? Because she always has her phone on her ear, her feet on my couch, and 136 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:38,530 her funky little attitude on my last nerve. 137 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:42,930 That girl has got to go. 138 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:47,470 Can't you just kick her out? Are you crazy? I have to win. 139 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,300 Headphones drown out jetliners, yet I can still hear you. 140 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:57,320 You about to hear my foot up your head, baby! 141 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,839 Dinner's ready. 142 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,540 Oh, I hope we're sitting next to each other. 143 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,200 Oh, because we just can't stand to be apart. 144 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,160 You guys are ridiculous! 145 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,540 Why won't one of you be brave enough to say what you're really thinking? 146 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:16,080 Okay, fine. I'll say it. 147 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:19,270 Who dressed his child up like a black Liberace? 148 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:24,310 All right, ladies. 149 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:26,110 You want to be a magician's assistant? 150 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,010 You got to wow me. Let me see your best ta -da hand. 151 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,990 Nice. Good. 152 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:33,890 Need to see more eyeball. 153 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:35,850 Whoa! 154 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:38,910 Why are you here? 155 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:41,510 You really want to be a magician's assistant? 156 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:45,870 Honey, I was a magician's assistant for 25 years. 157 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:50,420 But you leave a tiger's cage open one time. 158 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:56,160 Anyway, I'm trying to get back in the business. 159 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,860 I'm willing to start at the very bottom. 160 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,660 Found it. 161 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,820 I like your gumption. But gumption's not going to get you this job. Everyone, 162 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:07,820 expressions of mystery. 163 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:10,720 Hello, you. 164 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,360 What's your name? 165 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,480 Max Weaver. 166 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:16,570 I like what I'm seeing, Max Weaver. It'd be an honor to be your assistant. 167 00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:17,910 I hear you're amazing. 168 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:19,490 Actually, I'm magnificent. 169 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:22,230 There's already a James the Amazing working out of Pittsburgh. 170 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,190 You know, I used to know that guy. 171 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:27,510 Not so amazing. 172 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:32,050 In fact, when he was supposed to show up at the altar, that's when he 173 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,050 disappeared. 174 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:40,210 James, you didn't need a new assistant. I gave everything to this magic show. 175 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:41,570 I hear you, kid. 176 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,660 Every time they saw you in half, they'd take a little piece of you. 177 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:54,420 Oh, no, I don't have to go anywhere, girl. We can talk for hours. 178 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,780 Hey. 179 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,240 Bedtime. 180 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,420 It's 7 o 'clock. We haven't even had dinner. 181 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:03,860 We don't eat here anymore. 182 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:06,520 Maybe there's food at your house. 183 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,800 If I'm not getting dinner, I'll just have a few cheese trumpets. 184 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:19,560 You know, it's so tacky eating them out of the bag. 185 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,140 Uh -uh. 186 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,660 Oh, is this annoying? 187 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,840 No, that's not annoying. 188 00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:38,280 Annoying is that crick you're going to feel in your neck when you have to sleep 189 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,280 on the floor. 190 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,880 What happened to my air mattress? 191 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:45,140 The cat bit it. You don't have a cat. Something bit it. 192 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:53,500 Now that you are permanent, there are going to be a whole bunch of new rules. 193 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,400 Like, I'm going to need you to chip in. 194 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,280 Utilities are not free. 195 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,700 Well, if I'm paying for it, let's crank the heat up. 196 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:02,939 Let's see. 197 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:05,140 Where is that Cancun button? 198 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,980 How are the two peas enjoying the pods? Great. 199 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,200 Loving it. 200 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,440 Isn't it a little too warm in here for you, Mom? 201 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,700 No, no. 202 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,360 I've learned to love sweating. 203 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:32,200 Hmm. Cheese trumpets on your white couch. That kind of thing doesn't bother 204 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,220 anymore? Repulstery's just money. 205 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,280 Memories with my grandbaby are forever. 206 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,490 You know what else makes memories? 207 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,710 Chocolate fondue in front of the TV. 208 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,670 I brought Gabby the whole set. 209 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:52,130 Well, not the whole set. There are no sewers, so you have to eat it with your 210 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,130 hands. 211 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,210 I've always wanted one of these. 212 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:58,890 We should try it tonight. 213 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:00,430 Can't wait. 214 00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:03,090 Quality time getting gooey together. 215 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:09,470 And I didn't forget about you, Mom. I brought you a nanny cam. 216 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,780 That way you can capture those memories of Gabby and everything she's doing in 217 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,420 your house, even when you're not there. 218 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,940 Wait, what? 219 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,820 Oh, is that, like, really intrusive? Would she be all in your business? 220 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,420 Oh, I'm lightened up about that. 221 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,280 Privacy isn't an issue when there's trust. 222 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,140 Really? 223 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:38,360 Oh, so it looks like things are really good around here. I can't believe I ever 224 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,360 lived with anyone else. 225 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,230 Menno, get out of your hair. 226 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:49,170 Don't need me around pointing out the nasty stain that glass is leaving on 227 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,129 coffee table. 228 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,190 Oh, this is just how we roll over here. 229 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,250 You better get that thing off my table. 230 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:06,190 Tell me, sir, is your car the two of hearts? 231 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:12,230 No, it's the ace of spades, which I know you... have hidden somewhere. 232 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,550 I don't know. 233 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:16,770 Perhaps I have a little something up my sleeve. 234 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,230 Lady wonder. 235 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,350 But where must it stand? 236 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,510 Thank you. 237 00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:25,690 Thank you. Why aren't you clapping? 238 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:31,370 Because I know how you did that. Every card in your deck is the ace of spades. 239 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,549 Oh, yeah? 240 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:33,550 Prove it. 241 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:38,190 I knew it. 242 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:40,890 Hey, no fair. You can't just take a magician's card. 243 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,320 Okay, he figured us out. 244 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,940 It was a sale trick. 245 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,840 Pretty lame making you pick the two of hearts. 246 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,020 You mean the ace of spades, sweetie. 247 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,240 Do I? 248 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:59,800 How did you... How did she... I hate magic. 249 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,960 That was amazing. 250 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,900 But I don't like it when my assistant improvises. 251 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,120 Actually, I was thinking you should be the assistant. 252 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,080 since I'm clearly the better magician. 253 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:18,960 Better? I'm James the Magnificent. I have magnificent in my name. 254 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,480 Can you do this? 255 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,900 Huh. 256 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,220 Wait, there's a card in here for you. 257 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:37,680 Just a little note to say, I quit. I was only posing as your assistant so I 258 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,680 could learn your tricks. 259 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,660 And you don't have any good ones. 260 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,470 I'm going to start my own show. 261 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,370 You can't leave me. I need an assistant. 262 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:49,530 Forevo Shazam. 263 00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,590 Daddy Wonder. 264 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,330 At your service. 265 00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,170 I 266 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:05,970 know 267 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,569 you're watching me, you old bitty. 268 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:20,920 grease in here. 269 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,380 I just don't have the energy. 270 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,359 Go on and yell at yourself till you cry. 271 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,620 Grandma Maggie, I can't do this anymore. 272 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,440 I sort of hate you right now. 273 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,500 Ain't no sort of in how I feel about you, baby. 274 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,220 You thinking what I'm thinking? 275 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,600 Yeah, but I don't know how I'd get you to stand behind the car. 276 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,580 Only way you're getting to that car is off the balcony. 277 00:17:55,980 --> 00:18:02,080 Why don't we just agree to let Stephanie win? And we also agree to not see each 278 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,079 other till Christmas. 279 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,080 Which Christmas? 280 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,220 Why do you two like each other? You're both the worst. 281 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,299 I thought you left. 282 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,160 I did. But then I realized I needed a donut. 283 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,700 I bought you some because I can be one of the girls too. 284 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:29,150 I see. So when Gabby gets food on the couch, it's adorable. 285 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:34,230 But when I was growing up, it was always, watch the couch! Why don't you 286 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,230 the couch, Mom? 287 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:41,750 How do you feel about jelly donuts? 288 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,830 Huh? 289 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,950 I got you a cronut, too. 290 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:59,230 were talking and i'm sure it was all about me stephanie's impossible 291 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:05,930 a jerk stephanie's stomping on the couch like a crazy person you 292 00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:18,230 know 293 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:22,050 a wise little man in a turban once told me 294 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,800 If you've got a problem with everyone, you might be the problem. 295 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:37,680 Listen, Stephanie, but Grandma Maggie... This 296 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:44,400 was very hard for Stephanie 297 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,540 to admit. 298 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:53,060 So I think that we ought to support her in her... self 299 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,960 -awareness. Thank her. 300 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,660 Then send her home. 301 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,540 With you. But what? 302 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,180 I'm proud of you, Steph. 303 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,160 This was really big of you. 304 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,820 I miss you, Gabby. 305 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,940 I miss you, too. 306 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,820 I'll go get my stuff. 307 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,060 It's out on the lawn. 308 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,350 Baby? Yes, Mommy? 309 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,490 Reupholstery is just money. 310 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,570 But it's going to be your money. 22731

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