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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:18,890 Look at you, all those years living single in a funky studio apartment, and 2 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:21,950 here you are, a middle -aged man. 3 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:27,350 Come on, it's Charlie's place. I'm giving it my touches. 4 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:32,049 And girl, I am telling you, I have the best deal in the world. Marry an older 5 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:33,690 guy and be a weekend mom. 6 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:37,890 Great husband, three kids, and I still fit in my skinny jeans. 7 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,560 All I hear is, kill me, I have three kids. 8 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:47,080 Three wonderful kids who on Sunday night are wonderfully gone. 9 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,920 Charlie, he takes them back to their mom's house, and if he's working at the 10 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,560 hospital, it's girl's night out with you. 11 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:56,700 Baby, hey. 12 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:58,640 Oh, hey, honey, you're back. 13 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,860 And look, the kids followed you home. 14 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:04,700 Grandma Becca fell down. 15 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:05,960 He broke her butt. 16 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,640 Her hip. 17 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,250 Either way, it's a really big crack. 18 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,250 You look amazing. Oh, thank you. 19 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:19,050 Their mom has to fly to Missouri to take care of her. 20 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:22,310 I know it's last minute, but the kids need to stay with us for a couple extra 21 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,510 days. We'll have fun. 22 00:01:23,730 --> 00:01:26,310 We're on our way out. Mm -hmm. Girls' night. 23 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:28,770 We're going to the Drake concert. What about the kids? 24 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,590 Well, can't you take them? 25 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:34,090 Sure. Mr. Kessler's been waiting two years for a heart donor. 26 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,470 Another night won't kill him. 27 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:38,390 Oh, that's right. 28 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:42,210 Babe, I'm sorry about messing up your plans. 29 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:47,250 Find someone to take my ticket. They need someone watching them here. 30 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:50,250 No, we don't. Grown -ups talking. Go tweet something. 31 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:53,010 Tweet. What? 32 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:54,450 Is that over? 33 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:58,930 Anyway, I promise to make it up to you later if you promise to wear that dress. 34 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:02,010 All right, kids. 35 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,210 TV off at 9. Bedtime at 10. 36 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:06,630 Oh, and make sure the time on the clock. 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 And your cell phone match. 38 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:09,660 I fell for that one. 39 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:51,390 Stephanie with marshmallow. 40 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,630 Where is she? 41 00:02:55,330 --> 00:03:02,010 I am the queen of the 42 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:05,010 interstellar marshmallow commandos. Back to your planet. 43 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:08,410 So how does this look? 44 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,190 I think that dress looks better on you than it does me. 45 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,800 Really? Can I borrow it, please? My friend's having a party Tuesday night. 46 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:17,940 Is your boyfriend Patrick going to be there? 47 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,620 He's not my boyfriend. 48 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:24,280 But you want him to be. You know what? Stop looking at my phone. 49 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,300 Patrick? The cute one. 50 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:28,740 Doesn't he have a girlfriend? 51 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,540 They broke up. And you didn't text me? Well, he doesn't even know who I am. Oh, 52 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,940 he will after you wear that dress. 53 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:05,510 It means grandmother in Filipino. 54 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:09,450 Grandma Maggie, you're Filipino? 55 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:11,470 No, I'm fabulous. 56 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:16,269 And no one's calling me grandma till I'm 90. 57 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:19,890 What are you doing with that child? 58 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:21,269 Sucking out marshmallows. 59 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:22,570 What one? 60 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:28,370 Mom, what are you doing here? And why do you have meat? 61 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:32,090 Charlie called me. Told me you were having a food crisis. 62 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,560 You had to make some. 63 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,080 I can't believe my husband called my mother. I got this. 64 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,980 What you got is those kids for a few extra days. 65 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:45,420 And so, Lola to the rescue. 66 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:51,740 Now, I can help you with after -school pickup on Monday and Tuesday, but on 67 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,080 has she got on? 68 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,820 Stephanie's letting me borrow this for a party. 69 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,880 Did you guys used to share clothes? 70 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:02,180 No. 71 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:07,670 I know you are not letting her out of the house in that. 72 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:10,110 Get up. Oh, please. 73 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:15,390 Stephanie, you are not her friend. You are her stepmother. 74 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:17,530 Ugh, don't call me that. What? 75 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:20,870 Stepmother. It sounds so evil. 76 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,610 Look, I have everything under control. 77 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:31,190 gets called to the hospital at all hours of the night, and you have a job of 78 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,190 some kind. 79 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:35,050 I am a food blogger. Who can't cook. 80 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:41,970 Yeah, but I can order like nobody's business. 81 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:46,870 Regardless of what you and Charlie think, I don't need your help. 82 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:52,270 Well, you need someone's help. 83 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,740 Thank you for being so flexible. 84 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:08,900 I know you didn't sign up to be a weekday mom. 85 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,680 Weekdays, weekends, what's the difference? 86 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:13,420 Everything. 87 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:16,160 Weekends are a walk in the park. 88 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,700 Weekdays are a trail of tears. 89 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:25,040 I know you think you got this, but... Do you want to talk about how I got this, 90 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,740 or do you want to get this? 91 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,100 Both. Which one first? 92 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,040 Who's getting the kids at school tomorrow? 93 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,120 Really? That's what you picked? 94 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,240 I'm getting the kids tomorrow. 95 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:45,560 On Tuesday, my mom's taking the boys, and Gabby's going to a party, and you 96 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,080 I are going on a date. Wait. 97 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:52,120 You told Gabby she could go out on a school night? As long as she's back by a 98 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:52,859 decent hour. 99 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:55,060 A decent hour on a school night is 3 p .m. 100 00:06:56,860 --> 00:07:00,060 Is there going to be drinking at this party? And how about the parents? 101 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,200 You know what kind of parents have a party in their house on a Tuesday night? 102 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,280 The kind that don't know there's a party in their house on a Tuesday night. 103 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,520 Come on. 104 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,580 There's some boy she's crushing on and she really wants to go. 105 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,300 Boy? Crushing? 106 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:14,820 That's how you're telling this to me? 107 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,460 It is going to kill her if you tell her she can't go. 108 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,560 Oh, you're right. 109 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,220 I can't tell her that. 110 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,020 You have to do it. 111 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:27,350 Why me? 112 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:30,350 You're the one that said yes. You have to be the one that says no. 113 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:32,070 Weekday rules. 114 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:36,830 I don't feel so good. What's the matter, buddy? 115 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:39,630 What? 116 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:42,710 You're a doctor! 117 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:46,510 I'm a cardiologist. Hearts don't barf. 118 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:52,270 Aaron, why don't you go into the bathroom and your daddy will clean you 119 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:53,270 I won't. 120 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,860 Not right this second. Why not? 121 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,840 Because I'm not dressed. 122 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,060 Why not? 123 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,280 Because it's hot in here. 124 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,579 Just go. 125 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,060 It's not hot in here. Just go. 126 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,260 Are those marshmallows? 127 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:19,520 Back for my first day. Only five minutes late for Aaron's pickup. 128 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,560 And 50 minutes late for mine. 129 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,960 Half an hour. 130 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,260 Not my fault. 131 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,840 No one told me you went to three different schools. 132 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,400 Can I have a snack? 133 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,600 Not before dinner. 134 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:31,539 What's for dinner? 135 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:32,539 Go get a snack. 136 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:42,679 Gabby, I totally, totally... Really? 137 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:46,800 Snacks before dinner? Have you learned nothing from your mother? 138 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,320 Oh, my God, you're back. 139 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:53,340 I brought the groceries I knew you'd forget. 140 00:08:56,780 --> 00:09:00,860 Have you taken a look at Aaron? He's lethargic. His eyes are sunken. I think 141 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:04,160 boy's dehydrated. He was perfectly fine in the car. 142 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,140 Here, baby. Let me look at you. 143 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,820 Well, he did throw up last night. 144 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,480 Drink it. 145 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,160 Excuse me. I got this. 146 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,840 Bug, would you please drink this? 147 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,680 No. Tell him to drink it like a mother. 148 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,900 The name of the game is quarters. 149 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,680 If you bounce a quarter into the glass, you get to pick the person who has to 150 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,840 drink the whole thing. 151 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,460 Why are we doing this? It's never too early to start preparing for college. 152 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,920 I can't believe I'm at the board. 153 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,420 You know what, honey? You got a little on your shirt. 154 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,100 Um, James, can you take him upstairs and help him change? 155 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,760 Okay, but I'm a kid. I'm just gonna turn it inside out. 156 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:44,740 That'll work. 157 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,460 Go. 158 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,120 Um, Mom, could you give Gabby and I a minute? 159 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,580 You'd rather I stand in the doorway and eavesdrop? 160 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,980 Look, it's about the party tomorrow night. Oh! 161 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:05,040 Oh, okay, that reminds me. I need you to finish teaching me that dance move. 162 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,460 Okay, so I know you said it was like something like this, maybe? 163 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,780 No, no, no, no. Actually, it's more like this. Okay. 164 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,980 Oh, yeah, yeah. 165 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,880 Patrick is totally going to notice me. Oh, he sure is. 166 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,720 But not Tuesday night. 167 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,980 You can't go to the party. 168 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,360 I mean, it's a weeknight. We're drinking. 169 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,890 Now you're changing the rule? 170 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:35,950 Gabby, I'll make it up to you. Well, how? 171 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,030 I already told everyone I could go. 172 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:41,210 Then just untell them? 173 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:43,590 Do you hear yourself? 174 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:48,350 What happened to you? You used to be so cool, and now you're acting like a total 175 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,730 mom. 176 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:56,850 Oh, feels good, doesn't it? 177 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,880 Are you sneaking out to that party? I hate everyone in this house. Can you 178 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,620 believe how uncool Stephanie is being? 179 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,560 You better not tell on me. What if I do? I'll tell that little cross -eyed girl 180 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,700 in your class that you like her. 181 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,960 That's okay. Don't think you mean the kid next to me. 182 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:39,500 All right. 183 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:43,280 How much is it going to cost to keep your mouth shut? I need 50 bucks for a 184 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,220 video game, and I won't take a penny less. 185 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760 Ten. Sold. 186 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,740 So what's your plan? 187 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:54,400 I'm going to put on this dress with the hoodie and a long skirt over it, right? 188 00:12:54,540 --> 00:13:00,120 Then I'm going to walk right past her. In exactly 23 minutes, Kristen Hayek is 189 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,900 picking me up at the back door. That is so dank. 190 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,440 I can't be a second late. Seniors do not wait for freshmen. 191 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,380 What's going on? 192 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,620 Nothing. 193 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:18,250 talking about how we can get away with stuff with Stephanie in charge. 194 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:20,630 Oh, yeah. 195 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,730 I'm gonna get away with stuff, too. 196 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,650 What are you gonna get away with? 197 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,250 Tomorrow, I'm not wearing underwear. 198 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,010 Hi, hi, hi. 199 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:50,480 I just had to... come over and let you know how very proud I am of you. You 200 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,340 acted like a real mother with Gabby. 201 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,280 And now she hates me. 202 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,740 I wanted to be an effective parent by being her friend. 203 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,960 Can't be done. 204 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:06,540 And so, welcome to the My Kid Hates Me Club. 205 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:12,180 My girlfriends and I, we call this Mommy Wine. 206 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:22,290 in the afternoon will get you through dinner but leave you sober enough 207 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,310 to drive carpool. 208 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:27,710 Sober enough? 209 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:32,810 I'm going to study at Julie's. Geometry test. Wait, wait. You're okay with the 210 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:36,850 party? Uh, well, yeah. I mean, I'd rather be there, but I have a big test 211 00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:37,850 study for, so whatever. 212 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:40,210 See ya. Wait, wait, wait. Just give me a second. 213 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,010 What? Come sit with me. 214 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,690 Okay. Oh, Good. 215 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,930 A show to go with my cocktail. 216 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:52,430 Gabby, I'm going to lay my cards on the table. 217 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:57,010 I'm new at this, and I may not be good at all of it, but I'm trying. 218 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:02,570 I know what it feels like to be a teenage girl with an overbearing, pushy 219 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,090 getting all up in your business. 220 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,250 Is this going somewhere? 221 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,810 We're good now? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I love you. Okay. 222 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:29,590 You hear that? I love you. It can be done. Parent and friend. 223 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,230 I got this. 224 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:32,670 Admit it. 225 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,190 Parenting rule number two. 226 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:36,930 Admit nothing. 227 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,930 What's parenting rule number one? You're drinking it. 228 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,530 mean geometry book oh is it 229 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:35,450 she 230 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:42,210 went to the party oh my god after all we she 231 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:47,570 sat right here i cannot believe this i cannot believe this i am going to get 232 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,380 I have no idea where she is. 233 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,460 Mom. 234 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,660 Yeah. 235 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880 Gabby went to the party. 236 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,940 No, I don't know where the party is. 237 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,960 Charlie is gonna freak. He's gonna be home in an hour and he's gonna divorce 238 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,140 And then he's gonna freak again. 239 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Stop laughing. 240 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,880 Who would know where this party is? 241 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,700 Who... 242 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:27,109 Fifty bucks. I won't take a penny less. 243 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,349 Ten. Sold. 244 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,110 Here. Stay right here. I'm gonna find your sister. 245 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,830 Excuse me. Has anybody seen Gabby Phillips? 246 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,260 Anybody seen her now? 247 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,960 We don't know, okay, lady? No, it's not okay, and I am not a lady. 248 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:18,380 Hey, Steph, what are you doing here? What am I doing here? Is this what you 249 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:23,480 studying? Oh, okay, Steph, chill out. What's your deal? I told you you 250 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,480 come to this party. 251 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,240 Are you wearing my shirt? 252 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,200 Yeah, but it looks great on you. 253 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:33,650 I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 254 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,370 Hey, 255 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,390 hey, hey. Don't change the subject. 256 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:43,170 You are in big trouble. I thought we were friends. Friends don't lie to each 257 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:46,990 other, sneak out of the house, and make each other look incompetent. Why are you 258 00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:50,990 freaking out like this? Because you made me call my mother. 259 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:55,590 We are going home right now. 260 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,750 The name of the game is quarter. 261 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:09,910 Let me talk to her, and I'll get right back to you. 262 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:11,670 Okay. Bye. 263 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:16,330 It wasn't even a real party. Red plastic cups. It was just people. Red plastic 264 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,330 cups. 265 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,270 Oh, hey, honey. 266 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,650 You're home early. 267 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,190 We went to a party on school night. 268 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,210 You went to a party in that? 269 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,810 It wasn't really a party. Red plastic cups. You know what? 270 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,510 You little snitch. I'm going to get you. 271 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,070 You took them to a party? 272 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,330 And we played quarters. 273 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:41,730 Quarters? She lied to me. He blackmailed me. He blackmailed me, too. 274 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,930 Now we're underwear. 275 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:48,930 You know what? I can't deal with any of you people. Oh, you can't deal with us. 276 00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,350 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 277 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:54,850 What happened? Yesterday, you guys were BFFs. 278 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,570 BFFs. What? 279 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:57,690 Is that over, too? 280 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:03,510 Look, anyway, whatever's happened between the two of you, I'd like to step 281 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:06,590 and see if I can help you work it out. You can't. Don't bother. Thank God. 282 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,760 I kind of took a funky swing at this. If you'll admit that you betrayed my 283 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,760 trust. I only betrayed your trust because you went back on your word. 284 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:24,440 Look, if you want us to be cool, you can't treat me like a kid and embarrass 285 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440 in front of my friends. 286 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,160 By the way, the 10 bucks is non -refundable. 287 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,260 You are a dead man. Come here. 288 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:33,840 I want to be a dead man, too. 289 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,040 Yes, you have to leave me out. 290 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:41,160 So, when does their mom... get back again? 291 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280 Yeah. 292 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,800 Um, actually, she just called. 293 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,520 Her mom's not doing well. 294 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,080 We may have the kids for a while. 295 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,000 You okay with that? 296 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,460 Of course. 297 00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:01,360 It's just, it's just this real deal full -time motherhood. 298 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,720 Baby, I thought I got this, but I don't got it. 299 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,280 But my mom don't got it either. 300 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:11,550 And if I don't got it and she don't got it, who's got it? 301 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:16,090 Gabby hates me. She doesn't hate you. 302 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,790 She knows she was wrong. 303 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:19,690 You just watch. 304 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,790 In five minutes, you two are going to be... BFFs? 305 00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:25,690 BFFs. 306 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:27,450 That's the thing about kids. 307 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,830 Sometimes they like you. 308 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,110 Sometimes they don't. 309 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,610 And sometimes they just want you for target practice. 22709

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