All language subtitles for I Ship It s02e02 Superfans

Previously on I Ship It, there's never
enough of the thing you're obsessed

which is why I turned to fan fiction.

What is it you said you booked? It's
that show Superstition. The Winnie and

Winnie are always watching. I'm not
passionate about shipping.

I quit. You want to design buildings and
save the world with eco -friendly

architecture. Which isn't your path.

Maybe it's got to be my path for a
little while. Maybe it does make sense

to move in together, if you still want
me to.

I know your type. You have big dreams of
getting into TV someday.

This isn't your way in. Get your foot
out of the door. We need a new writer's

page. Just give me a chance. This is
just a trial period.

You work for me. I decide how long you
stick it around and when you get to

leave.

If I die tomorrow, will you miss me?

If you die tomorrow, I throw a party.

Saxon's eyes split to hers, a shade of
bitterness tinged in them.

Are you dead?

Tell me to stop.

If I die tomorrow... Come on.

Can I please read your fanfic? Only
faithless strangers are allowed to read

fic. Someday I'll write something that's
meant for other people to see, and when

that day comes, you'll be the first
person I show it to. I'm looking forward

that.

You ready

for this?

Are you okay?

I think your bed might be a little too
small for our passionate lovemaking.

I'm going to ravish you now.

Hey, uh, new writer's PA, I need you to
scan this story doc and print copies of

every script that ever featured
Buttonwillow in season five.

Can do.

It's my first ever table read. Are you
sticking around for it? I wish I could.

have documents to scan and scripts to
collate, but we both know that you're

going to be amazing. My acting coach
said this is my one chance, and if I

it, I have no future in the industry,
and that it's important to relax and

fun. That's, ah.

Yeah. We're living the dream.

Oh, when you're done staring in a wide
-eyed wonder at the office supplies,

are the lunch orders for today. Sorry.

I'm pinching myself that I get to work
here.

I'm superstition.

Oh, yeah.

Let me say this to you. I know you like
the show, but...

You don't have to be so enthusiastic all
the time.

Understand what I'm saying?

Not exactly.

All right. Well, imagine you're at
whatever crappy job you were at before

came here, and everywhere you went,
there were thousands of people watching

screaming from the sidelines, judging
every decision you ever made. Would that

make you comfortable?

No.

No?

Fans? Super fans?

Especially make people around here a
little bit nervous. So, if I were, say,

the Superficient fandom, not like a
superfan, just a casual, normal -type

you're saying, don't bring that energy
to work.

Exactly.

Now, clear out the fan voice mails on
the answering machine. Make a note of

death threats. Security.

Leave your message after the beep.

I hope you know I really love your show,
but in a completely normal way, though.

Totally chill, so not creepy. The girl
who chased your limo

wasn't me.

I can't believe I have to grieve. My
favorite characters get no reprieve

you killed them. Wow, so clever. Now my
OTP is gone forever.

busy, but I've got to say, could you
please find time to tweet me someday?

I'll call you every night until we
finally have a meet -up in Brazil.

I write

fanfiction, jumped on the side, but all
of my readers have told me they cried.

So let's

I'm watching you.

What were you guys even thinking with
that episode?

I mean, what?

You know, you don't have to listen to
those crazy.

We usually just delete them. They're
passionate about the show. Yeah.

No accounting for tape.

Have you met the actors? Have you told
the writers not to kill off Ben from the

future? Have you found any interesting
spoilers?

I can't say.

You know, if our situations were
reversed, I would tell you everything

wanted to know about Therese and Saxon.
Yeah, I know.

Okay, if I send you something, you have
to promise not to show it to anyone.

Anyone. Oh my God, is it a script? No,
they watermark those. I get so caught.

It's a story doc. It's basically a loose
outline of what's happening this

season.

Promise me you won't post it online.

I promise.

Swear on Ben from the future's life.
I... swear.

Okay. I'm hanging up. Gotta process
this.

Oh,

no.

Who did this?

This.

No one?

Did you read the comments?

You know they hate it.

You're the new girl.

It's me.

It's nice to meet you.

I used to hook up with the chick who had
this room.

Then she went crazy, so they killed her
off.

But she used to stash her weed here.

You want it?

Oh, no.

Thank you.

You have scones?

Mm -hmm. I made them. Would you like
one?

Blueberry? Yeah, can I?

Yeah.

I need you.

Fuck him.

These are amazing.

Oh, I'm so glad you liked them.

I stole one from Kayla and I had to
compliment the chef. You are a baking

goddess. Thank you.

What are you doing?

Marina told me to check out the writer's
email to see if I can find the person

who leaked the story, Doc. Is that
legal?

Was it legal to violate a non
-disclosure agreement?

I know you have something to do with
this.

You waste a lot of energy thinking about
me, don't you?

Here's an idea.

Quit.

It's better than waiting for Marina to
fire you.

Imagine the humiliation, the heartbreak.

That won't happen.

I am so, so, so sorry. What the hell
were you thinking?

This is my job. What were you thinking
sending it to me then? You should have

known I'd send it to at least one person
in the fandom. Um, no, because you're

my friend and I told you not to. Like
you've never shared a leaked spoiler.

on. That's different. That's when I was
just a fan.

Just a fan? Well, yeah.

I'm not just a fan anymore. I work on
the show now.

Gross.

You aren't picking up your phone, so I'm
sending you a video message.

Isn't there anything I can do?

How about I talk to Marina?

I'll tell her it was all my fault, not
yours.

And then I'll demand to know why she
killed off Genevieve last season for no

reason at all.

How's the witch hunt going?

Oh, yeah, didn't get far. There's a
problem with the pink pages, and Marina

wants me to prep her before her
Entertainment Weekly interview.

You know, if someone in the office was
the source of the story, Doc Week, I'm

sure it was an accident.

I could help with searching the writer's
laptops for evidence.

Oh, could you?

Absolutely not. Just keep an eye on
these for me. Nobody gets their laptops

until we're absolutely sure the leak
didn't come from inside this office.

Marina's order.

Hey. That's cute.

Think so?

Maybe I could wear this top during the
summoning scene.

This feels more like your character.

What are you doing?

Luke is holding everyone's laptops
hostage until he finds the source of the

leak, Marina's orders.

Okay, look, I can explain.

Don't tell Marina. I sent the story doc
to a friend, and I was just letting off

some steam when I said it was a demon
pile of goblin turd.

I don't even know how the superfan
crazies got a hold of it. Maybe they're

hacking our inboxes now. I don't know.

I can't get fired. I just bought a
Tesla.

What if Marina finds out I knew it was
you and didn't tell her?

I don't want to get fired either.

Yeah, but you're just the PA. I'm a
supervising producer.

Right.

You didn't answer my text or my email.

Or my video message.

I was working late.

I don't know what else you want me to
do. One of the staff writers told me he

emailed a story doc to a friend.

Great. Send it on the writer. The leak
came from you and me. I'm not going to

blame someone who's innocent.

Ella, don't be so hopelessly sensible.

I am trying to do the right thing.

You got a free pass. Take it and run.

That's not who I am. Fine.

Don't send it on the guy.

Life was so much better before you got
the stupid job. Why?

Because everything changed.

You changed. This show was like... Our
soul. Our mutual obsession. And now it's

like... Not.

I'm sorry I'm there and you're not.

You alright?

Winnie and I had a fight.

About?

Be nice to her.

She feels like she's losing you. Over
superstition.

Well, then she should stop living in the
past. This is new Ella.

New Ella is cool and professional.

Why is New Ella so sad?

I don't know.

I, uh, wanted to celebrate us moving

in together.

You made me a bed?

You made me a bed?

How are you doing?

I was a little freaked about my first
day of shooting.

This made everything better.

You put it under your mug of tea.

There's lavender inside, so the heat of
the cup makes everything so wonderful.

Why do you not seem happy?

I think I'm being rude.

By a secret admirer. I think it's Kayla.
Really? She sent you that? I'm pretty

sure it's her. She seems like one of
those people.

Prickly on the outside, sweet on the
inside.

Which is complicated, you know? Like,
what if we start dating and then we

up? If you start dating Kayla, that
would actually be amazing and you would

to tell us everything Winnie would die.

Though, she's mad at me right now.

And I'm trying to be less of a fangirl
at work.

So we both worked so hard to get to this
point. If we can't be ourselves while

we're here, it'd be like someone else
got the job.

I love you.

I wanted to stop by and wish you good
luck on your first day. Thank you.

Lavender. Lavender calms the mind and
helps you focus. Did you like it?

I loved all the gifts you sent me.

Thank you.

I'm going to enjoy getting to know you,
Sasha.

And I'm going to enjoy getting to know
you, too, Nick.

But I have to tell you, I'm super gay.

Oh.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't
disappointed.

But, um, good luck. All the same.

This is fine.

This is better.

Are you going to apologize?

You first.

After you.

Girl at heart Still a fan Girl at heart

From first kiss to finale They had me
from the start I'm still

a fan Girl at heart I understand

You're just moving on To better things
And bigger dreams Somewhere

Beyond the screen But all these things
we love I thought they made us who we

Don't worry though I've wondered I
haven't gone too far I'm still

a fan Girl at heart Still a fan Girl

at heart Counting down the minutes Till
the next episode

starts Still a fan

I'm still a fangirl at heart.

I'm still a fangirl at heart.

From fanfiction and cons to late night
marathons, we're still

fangirls at heart.

We're still fangirls at heart.

Did you tell Marina that writer didn't
like the pages?

I didn't think you would.

It wasn't fair for me to ask you to do
that.

I know.

And I don't mean to be a jerk about
superstition.

I'm sorry.

How could you, Father Warren?

I have to tell you something.

I already know. How did you find out?

If I die tomorrow, will you miss me?

You know, you might want to, um, unlink
your personal email from

iChipItFanArchive .com.

You're easy to track down, Chiparella.

You're one of them.

You write fan fiction.

What about Marina's leaked story doc?

She decided she never liked that
storyline anyway, so she's using the

excuse to make the writers re -break the
entire second half of the season.

I was right, though, wasn't I? I mean,
it was you.

Come on.

I'm granting you immunity.

You won't get in trouble.

I told one friend, and I don't know how
it got out.

Please don't tell anyone about the
superfan thing.

Who would I tell, Chiparella?

You should check your reviews.

I left you four stars.

When are you going to update, by the
way?