All language subtitles for Finding Joy s01e06 The Beginning of the End

Yes.

Lovely, sunny day.

Nice start.

Okay, I got very little sleep last night
because, well, I nearly died.

And then he showed up, and I nearly
died.

And then, of course, after the crazy
intense moment, it all kicked off into

sorts of... On that, is doggy style a
general thing, or is that... Anyway,

it's not that I was looking mother of
St. Francis of Assisi, no!

OMG,

tell me if it's too soon. But is there
any chance we could all just go for

brunch together?

I'd miss crushed avocado toast.

Okay.

Yay, sports brassiere.

Nothing? Nobody?

Where is he?

What do you have to do around here to
get a happy ending?

Can I, Nathan?

Come back.

Hayden?

So he's back then?

Huh? I can go around all the other
houses and come back and leave you if

want to finish your business.

No, Em.

He's not here.

What have you got for me, big boy?

Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

I, uh, I'm a bit on edge. I had this
really, really weird night last night.

Is Amelia there?

No.

Oh, she's gone too.

She's been really brave. She's gone to a
beach resort in Bali to find herself.

I liked her.

Anyway, weird one. I need to collect
something from you. Your abacababra gold

card. They want it back. Something to do
with bringing kebabs into disrepute.

Something you did on the internet.

They're re -thinning my abacababra gold
card.

I did not have you down for one of them
internet diddler ladies.

I just want to see you happy, that's
all.

This is just who I am, Aiden.

I don't know how to do it any other way.

Hi. We need more steam pipes in our
general area. So the local residence

association are having a meeting on
Tuesday. We would really like you...

Do not need more steam pipes in my

general area!

You and me both.

Trish, never having sex again, which is
fine, because it feels as if my vagina

might fall off anyway, so I guess that
takes care of that.

Trish, I'm so sorry.

There I was making it all about me, but
I just wanted to share with you that I

was opening up. And I wanted to share
with you that I am also opening up.

Go near, go near. Do not touch me.

I'm having a bloody baby.

I'm crowning.

I've always been a little bit
uncomfortable with that word. Shut up.

The phone was off and Don is away again.

And I think I'm actually in labour and I
feel like I'm dying and I'm terrified

and I can't stop shouting.

Okay, okay.

You listen to me, right?

It's too early. It's not due till next
week. It's a few days early, so this

isn't happening. It's absolutely fine to
scooch it back in. Tell that to the

baby. Scooch up.

Scooch in.

Scooch up.

What are you fucking talking?

Start doing something now.

Will I not just drive her?

Yes!

Yes!

Okay,

just keep breathing.

I am not breathing, which is ridiculous
because when am I never not breathing?

That is a fair point. You are always
breathing.

Yeah, what are your contraction times
now?

My contractions are like every two euro.

What does that mean?

What does it say in the baby class? I
suddenly can't remember anything.

What they said was that you...

You know, you probably feel like a
laughing stock right now, and that would

fair call, but it will pass, I think,
and we need to get you back on that

And that's not a euphemism for what you
did to that yoga instructor.

Okay, because, look, Joyce, I know you
feel like emigrating right now, but you

must stay and come to the news awards
instead.

Let's go.

Tonight.

Look, I can't. I can't, Charlene. Flora
is going to want this to go tits up,

okay? But we are going to keep our tits
down.

Do you hear me?

down. I have to go. What are you talking
about? Head up, tip down.

Head up, tip down.

Go. Oh, is that supposed to help?

Excuse me, miss.

Sorry, I can't do any autographs right
now. My friend is having a baby.

Oh, no, your friend needs to fill out
the patient registration form.

You can take it up to the ward. Thank
you.

Okay, name.

Trish.

Name.

Sex. You have some of that.

You're doing so great, Trish.

When do we need the tom?

He calls me last night to tell me that
he's having the greatest state bernays

his life at a work event.

Distraction. Distract me. What did you
have last night?

Nothing.

Tin wilt.

Tin wilt.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so beautiful. Oh, yeah. Oh, I
needed that.

How you doing?

Honestly, you can go back to work. It's
totally fine.

No, I'm not going to leave you.

Seriously, I'll just pour Bernays sauce
over the placenta and make Tom eat it.

Oh,

don't drag me.

Oh, my God.

Scott Disick set his beard on fire live
on the internet.

He did, yeah.

I also set myself on fire on the
internet. I mean, it's a metaphor, but I

need to leave the country now.

No, you should go.

What will you wear?

Aidan also called over last night and I
slept with him, I think.

Please, you're in a labour ward.

Sorry. You think?

You think?

Leave it. Yeah, no, I did, I did. I did,
I, yeah.

OK.

Well, I have a vox pop question for you.

You have to answer me honestly.

The bear on a tooth, Joy.

Okay.

Do you love him?

Trish.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me. Thank you so much.

It's time to get you down to the
delivery room.

I'll be back in a second.

Okay, you've got this. Yeah, you and
Tom.

Head up.

Tits down.

Go to the awards.

Face them.

I know we're always looking for more
answers.

But maybe the best...

The simplest thing we could do.

Be.

Just breathe.

When I say tits down, I mean tits up, my
friend.

Strap those babies up as high as
medically possible and face the world.

Hey, Joy.

Hi, Mum.

Darling, don't you look lovely?

Hey, Mum.

Did you see that clip on the internet?

I did, love.

Your auntie Nora sent it to me and I
didn't show it to anyone else so you

have to worry.

Oh, wow. That's a relief.

I saw it too.

Jesus. Mum, what are you doing later? Is
there a chance that you'd come with me

to the... I'm going out.

Facing the world while my cell is dying.

Are you enjoying that?

Hey, Mom.

Can I come over for dinner tomorrow
night?

Oh, sweetheart, I'd love that.

I'd make shepherd's pie with milkfish.

I know shepherd's pie is fine.

Canine Aiden?

Close. Little less hairy. Well, some of
the time. But close.

Amelia. I only got as far as Hollyhead.

FYI, your clip has reached Wales.

Oh, God.

I knew my pal needed me. I thought,
well, if I wanted to do some growing up

beach, I could always go out to British
Bay for an afternoon layered in wool.

I mean, that is, if you'll have me back.

Buh, buh, buh.

Cory.

Oh, no.

How's that?

I know.

Maybe we do me a favor.

Yes?

Will you come to these flippin' awards
with me as my human shield and general

emotional support animal because I... I
kind of slept with Abel. Oh, God!

I know.

After I told the rest of the world that
I wanted to have his baby, so I'm sort

of also dealing with all of that.

Jesus, I was only gone for five seconds.

Did you even manage to put the bins out?

No. Oh, lads.

Right.

Well, I suppose I'm touched that you've
asked me to be your human shield support

animal.

Right.

Now, well, that's awful.

I mean, that's just a drink, isn't it?
Come on. It's too flouncy. It's flouncy.

Okay, I'm going to need two things.

Vodka and some masking tape.

Oh, see?

See? We can be immature and grown up at
the same time. It's not all about

changing to make yourself better. It's
about accepting yourself.

But that may also involve some change.

Exactly. Mm -hmm.

Okay.

All right. Finish that.

Chug it.

Neck it.

Be cool.

It's Amelia and Joy.

Congratulations, Rachel O 'Flanagan, for
her special report on vegan toddler.

Joe and Jim Lonergan for the truth about
turnips.

I need cider.

Can I get two pints of cider and shots?

Of cider?

Sure.

I'm in business myself.

That sounds very interesting. Yeah,
yeah, it is, yeah.

Joy! You look great!

Thank you.

It's just masking tape, polyester, and
deep shame. Well, it suits you.

And I'm sorry you're not at the other
table. We just didn't think you'd dare

come. So well done for coming.

Thank you.

Oh.

Sure. Yes.

I just want to say that I think you're
really brave.

Not in the same way as a firefighter or
a first responder, but... But you didn't

want to throw yourself in like that, and
yet you did.

And you were honest.

It's really inspired me to go and find
my own happy.

I'm going to go for it.

Go? Okay. For it.

Okay, you glorious humans.

Here's a biggie. Now, I've been a fan of
this gal from afar for a long time, so

I have to say it gives me disgraceful
amounts of pleasure to say that the

for the best lifestyle feature is...
Hey, isn't this our... The Happy Hunter!

Joy, hey, I'm sorry. I didn't know they
were going to use that stuff.

They took my camera.

It's fine, Sam. I know.

Look, thanks for all your help.

Where are you going?

Oh, I just need to go and check on a
friend. It's really bad reception in

Maybe we could dance later?

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Yeah?

Absolutely. Yeah, cool. Absolutely.

Cool. Sure, yeah, sure.

Ah, have to hand it to you, Joy.

Didn't think you'd be able to pull any
of that off.

The pieces, the exposure, the recovery,
that dress.

But I know when I need to say I'm wrong.

Listen, our floor is going to be back
next week, which isn't brilliant news

you, but we're very grateful, and we
hope that you got something out of it.

To be honest, I think I did.

So, thank you.

Any time. Well, no.

No more time.

Yeah.

But the really great news is everybody's
still using terrible grammar.

Hey!

You're going to be back at your desk on
Monday morning.

Okay.

Could you pass me through some toilet
paper, please?

Oh, er, yeah, sure.

Thanks.

Is that you, Joyce?

Flora?

Yes.

Listen, I just wanted to say I honestly
think you did a great job.

I'm sorry if I was a bit, you know, just
a bit intimidated, I guess.

You're funny, Joy. You know that?

You don't try too hard.

You cheered me up when I wasn't really
in much of a happy place with myself.

Come on.

So... Thank you.

God! What a relief.

Those bullet bonds really go right
through you.

Chicken.

Big fan. We're from news every day and
we are loving the shit out of you.

Here, take this.

Your Super Value Club card? No.

Our business card.

We would like to talk to you about maybe
coming over to us with Binding Joy.

Well, thank you, but... Think about it.

Okay? Call us.

Schmoozing.

Amelia, it's Joy.

Listen, I hope you have a great night,
but if there's a chance you could come

back at some stage tomorrow because I'm
trapped in black tie, my zipper's stuck,

tape has melted onto me, I can't get
out.

Have fun!

It's been a rollercoaster, but I think
we're going to be fine with our new

happiness.

I mean, who says you can't teach an old
dog new tricks?

Sorry for calling you an old dog, but I
mean it in the highest regard.

Night, Joy.

And that was the series finale of
Finding Joy.

More secrets and lies begin to emerge in
part three of Taken this Sunday night

at 9 .30 with episodes one and two
available to watch at your leisure on

Player. Next tonight, Brendan O
'Connor's cutting edge and very shortly,

tell you more.