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He looks pretty dead.

Should we just go?

Didn't book, eh?

I would just try her a lot.

I wouldn't recommend it.

Especially not you.

Okay, yeah, I'll wait that.

I don't know if he took out as a young
fella like you.

College kid.

He was taking a piss off the side of the
boat and a bull shark jumped up.

Bit his dick off.

Oh, I don't like your chances. Tucker
only started his holidays today and he

doesn't interrupt his hos for no one.

Bigger than hell, there he is.

Milo, shut up!

No, you won't need that. We've got some
lights on for you here.

Oh.

Who do we have here, then?

Great.

Tucker.

Needy. Ah, lucky escape.

And this friendly face belongs to?

Heather. Ah, let her answer for herself,
Greg.

I'm Heather.

Heather Loveling. Let me guess, Pom?

Oh, that's what you're supposed to say
that anymore, are we?

No, it's fine. Um, English, yes.

Well, I told him you're on Ulster.

Ah, three two lovebirds, David.

Oh, we're not together.

Um, just a thing in the hotel.

Okay. Sorry we didn't book. We were
supposed to go to Sea World with a bunch

others, but we slept in.

Big time.

I bet.

So, uh, I guess no one even knows you
guys are here then.

Why?

I just want to make sure your last will
and testament's in order.

We will be swimming the sharks after
all.

Oh.

I'm seven years old.

I'm out there on my boogie board,
splashing around in the shallows,

little arms and legs kind of flapping
away, swimming out there.

I don't know, I guess if I'm under
these, I might look like a seal.

Oh, this bloody white gets me.

And it just let you go?

You are looking at a genuine walk and
talk and miracle.

Did it hurt?

It didn't tickle.

Yeah, it didn't tickle.

Wiped me up, though.

I've been wide awake ever since.

And it was just random?

I mean, apparently there was a sign
about a shark sighting or something.

Oopsie.

Wasn't there someone watching you?

No.

I should say, I used to spend a lot of
time on my own.

I can't believe you do this for a
living.

I'd never get an abortion again after
that.

All right, crew.

Enough foreplay. Let's get you two wet.

Oh. Okay.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.

All right, the maker cheaters of the
sea.

I can't do it.

I can't do it. Not yet, you can't.

Because there's still one thing we need
to take care of.

Now listen, this is a very special
ancient relaxation practice that was

taught to me and it took many years at
Theta Martha.

You can just go with me here. I promise
you it'll help.

Now close your eyes.

Like a big, deep inhale.

Baby shark. Baby shark.

Baby shark.

Baby shark. Baby shark. Baby shark. Baby

shark. Here comes mommy shark.

Mommy shark.

Mommy shark.

Mommy shark.

Daddy.

Kids will all have a seat, won't they?

Something for all the grandkitties one
day.

So awesome.

Oh, man. Thanks so much for fitting this
in.

On the floors of Tokyo, down in London,
town of SoCo, with the record selection

and the mirror selection, and I'm
dancing with myself.

But there's no one else to sign, in the
crowd, it's a lonely night.

Well, I'm waiting for love, for my love,
I'm waiting and I'm dancing with

myself.

I'm dancing with myself.

Shoot me there.

Did you look where I said?

Yeah, I looked. I can't find the jumper
cables.

Must be out there. Sorry.

What's up?

Hi. How's it going?

Not a good day out there.

Hey. Me again?

Yeah, dude. I said I can't help you. You
really don't have jump cables?

For this?

Well, same thing.

Live life on the edge.

I think the cashier might want to see
that security footage.

Are you serious?

Is this really what you're doing?

You're blackmailing me. I just need to
get to my car.

I've walked like ten blocks and I can't
find it.

Look, I'm not a serial killer, okay?

I have this theory that

I .O. people are more open and friendly,
whereas

window people and more private and
thoughtful.

Get major window vibes.

Is this a Mormon thing?

Because I'm not joining Seek and Save.
Why would you think I'm a Mormon?

Dude, you look like you just got out of
the Book of Mormon.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I'm in real estate.

Great.

Selling apartments on the turn of
salvation.

Yup.

Nice wheels.

That was my mom's. She got me a good
tail.

Is that your mom's tail?

It's the way you've been surfing.

It's not for a bone sleep.

Isn't it good? The peak's a little
shifty, though.

Yeah.

Do you want to know a little secret?

Okay.

You can't tell us all, though.

I'm no person, remember?

Yeah. Right.

Okay, well, next time you paddle out,
you want to look to shore for the blue

bench.

You want to sit right in the middle of
that bench.

Your W wave count.

Thanks.

And look.

For the record, I never would have
knocked about this, would I be?

No, yeah, I probably shouldn't have
checked your book by its cover, so we're

good.

My name is Martha.

Zephyr. Nice to meet you, Zephyr.

No, go start your car.

Yes, ma 'am.

You're a life saver. I bet.

Thank you.

You're a Creedence fan, huh?

Hell yeah.

Are you into him?

Yeah, sure. Just not this song.

What's wrong with baby dude?

Dude, you have Fortunate Son about poor
kids fighting rich people's wars.

And then you have Long As I Can See the
Light about an outsider searching to

feel understood.

And then you have a goofy fucking
doobie, you know, about some goofy ass

I don't know. Yeah.

It's a bad song.

Objectively. Okay.

Dance for the medical.

The song's about love. Wow. About that
doobie doobie feeling you get in your

heart. Okay. When you find the one, and
you just gotta go through it.

It's the alternative.

Give me a number.

No way.

Oh, come on. I won't judge.

Promise.

Okay.

Nine. Nine?

Fuck. Oh, fuck off. You just said no
judgment.

Yeah, but nine bread rolls in one day.

What can I say?

The waves were all time, and bread rolls
are cheap.

Not that you have to worry about that.

You have deep psychological issues.

I'm only the first one of me.

It's not wasted.

Do you know how many preservatives are
in these things?

I don't care.

No one's got real food. Fargo.

Living up running water.

It's kind of a miracle.

I'm dead.

you understand because

that's against the system

the system that kills the human spirit
we stand for something

it's all those dead souls inching along
the freeway in their metal coffins we

show them that the human spirit is still
alive you did not just quote my brain

to me maybe

What got you into fessing?

Because there is nothing for me on land.

Hey, if you can hear me, I'm just
looking for a fin key.

Promise I'll bring it back.

Good afternoon.

Jesus. Ain't it not quiet?

Fucker. Sorry, man, I was just looking
for a... Fin key, yeah, got you covered.

See what we can do here.

You're pretty brave, surfing up here all
alone.

That room can get pretty hectic.

You're alone, aren't you?

Touche.

I'll bring her back.

I got hate.

Oh, appreciate you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What is this?

Where are we?

We're on his boat.

Who's fucking boat?

Don't worry about the smell.

Help! No one can hear us.

Something to get these fucking pops off.

You know how to pick those up.

What do we need?

Something long and bent like that.

Okay.

What is that?

Thank you.

Is there anyone that'll come looking for
you? Boyfriend or anything?

That was this guy.

We did the soft dive together.

Look, her van was towed. She wouldn't
let that happen.

Okay, it's her home.

Wait, where's she gonna sleep?

Look, mate, these transient types living
in their cars. Not like that.

How long you known this girl?

I mean, I mean, it was just, it was just
one night.

Or a day and a night.

I saw the 10, 11 hours in total, but
it's not about the quantity, it's about

quality.

What was her name?

Zephyr.

My friend?

You don't know her last name.

Should have left it.

My mom didn't want me taking a gap year.

We had the worst fight about it.

I left.

I'm never going to see her again.

I'm never going to see anyone again.

Why didn't she want you to take it?

Because of this?

She was worried it wasn't safe.

the news of her travelers.

She also didn't want me drifting from
the plan.

The plan?

Law school, house on the same street.

That sounds like her plan.

It's your life.

You should tell her that when you see
her again.

Why are you here?

In Australia?

I'm sorry.

Just as far away from home as possible.

Is your family back in America?

Which one?

I don't want to fucking foster parents
to pick from.

Is that why you know how to pick a look?

What do you mean?

From Juvie or something?

Sorry, I don't know. I didn't mean to
presume.

No. The only thing I learned in Juvie is
sleep with one eye open and a shit ton

of bad jokes.

Can you tell me when?

Not really in a joke -telling mood right
now.

I didn't think about something else for
one second.

Thanks.

What do you call the useless piece of
skin on my dick?

What?

A man.

That is so true.

Is that an underwire?

Yeah, it's cutting the shit out of me.
Give it to me. Wait, is this the... Yes,

yes, the fucking lock.

Quick.

Trust you've had a chance to get
acquainted.

Now you must be starving.

I'm not a Vegemite fan.

Well, I suppose you wouldn't be the
first foreigner to feel that way, eh?

There you go, just in case.

Water?

Really?

It's a thousand bloody degrees in here.

Please shut up. Wait, wait.

Hey asshole, I'm ready for my dinner
now.

harmless creature that quite cleverly
mimics the colourful stripes of the

coral snake.

Now you're trying hard to be the coral
snake, but we both know that's me.

And you, well, you just have a very
pretty vat.

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

What's going on?

I have to go on the train.

Have you got it?

Hold on a second.

What is this?

Find your camera.

She's calling you now.

What is this? What are you doing?

And the most people think that God is...

I fish at Yule Beach and a couple
others.

I was really hoping for you.

I see you come alive on that board.

It's spiritual.

I don't surf, but I feel the same about
what I do.

It's my true calling.

Don't you fucking touch her!

Hey!

Hit them.

You know why sharks are more scary than
mosquitoes?

Even though mosquitoes kill a million
people each year?

I don't fucking care.

It's because people don't think with
their brain.

They think with their guts.

Now your guts can't understand math,
murdering insects and microscopic

Now what your guts understand is 300
razor sharp teeth.

and 2 ,500 pounds of muscle and tearing
flesh from the body.

What you've got to understand is the
hierarchy of animals in this world.

So the thing about sharks is they don't
actually enjoy eating people, no.

When they do attack, it's unquestionably
a case of mistaken identity.

You know, you throw charm overboard day
after day so tourists can get their

kicks, and pretty soon, sharks start to
associate boats with food.

Now, some might argue that this is a
recipe for more accidents.

Mind a little greater.

Oh, come on. Don't be like that.

I know you ladies don't like playing
thick and feely, but it'll be your time

shine tomorrow night.

I got these in my hand.

I got myself a couple of tickets.

I need a rock and roll band.

Come on, girl, just get on your shoes.

We're gonna hit some sound.

Come on, baby, you know there ain't no
time to mess around.

He's there!

He's there!

Thank you.

I want to know what you think of it.

A joke's only funny once.

At least when you've lost a lot of
fluid.

And you're going to need your strength
later.

What is that fight I saw on you, huh?

Get away from me, you twisted fuck.

Do you understand what happens to the
ecosystem if you remove the shark?

Their prey operates without constraint.

For the shark, the shark brings order.

Without this, chaos reigns and

weaker creatures just think they can do
whatever they want.

Jesus.

Give me a fucking break.

I've never met anyone.

Who likes the sound of their voice so
much?

Don't compare yourself to the shark.

They're highly evolved.

You're just a pathetic coward who kills
women because mommy never loved you or

whatever.

You are the lowest of the low.

A worm.

Even lower than a worm.

You are the toxic fucking trash that
floats in the ocean.

Notice you haven't used the facilities
yet.

You might want to consider that.

Things can tend to get a little...

I need help.

You put that down or you want to even
like it?

Hey, Dougie.

I thought you were going away.

I've got to get some supplies.

That's not like you to run out.

Well, that's time for everything.

But I've got something for you.

Hey, will you stop?

I've got something good for you.

Yesterday, some rich wanker pulls up
with his rich wanker kid. Oh, a rich...

Wanker butt, but it was nice, mate. They
want to go diving. I tell them to touch

on holds, mate, but now since you're
back, maybe we can catch them before

go, mate. I've got their number just in
case.

I don't want to... I reckon there's
going to be a nice tip in this

field. Maybe there's just a little find
this week for the old David Root, mate.

Hi.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm asking
for, but give me a call back, please.

Hey. Good job.

Thank you.

Go find a paper clipper or a skewer or
fucking something to pick the locksmith.

I'll talk you through it. Quick, before
he comes back. Whoa!

He's going to call the cops!

How are you doing?

Are you going to say it again?

No, I don't have to be.

I'm going to find me thorough enough.

Don't suppose you got through to the
cops?

to do a runner that morning.

I told you, early bird gets the barrel.

Bullshit.

Tell me you didn't feel it.

I'm just better off alone.

Better off alone.

That's just something people say.

No, it's not.

You don't know me. I know you.

I think we do.

I know you're in the Guinness Book of
Records for the most bread rolls

in one day.

I know you're tough.

I know you're really warm and funny.

in your life as you deserve.

Stop.

That's why you ran.

Because it's hard to trust when what you
know is why you

shouldn't. What was it?

I really don't have the strength.

No, you can't.

No, he's not a tourist.

He drives his own Volvo, for fuck's
sake. He has money.

Think about it.

They're never going to stop looking for
him.

Don't be fucking stupid.

No!

me up instead sir please he doesn't
deserve this oh how romantic

too bad i'm more of a horror fan

don't

you fucking move be still as you
possibly can

There's a cold shark in the ocean.

Serious angry shit.

Break into mission, ladies and
gentlemen.

Bye.

Yesterday's not hungry.

Look, if it's any consolation, you
weren't right for each other.

You know, he's soft and gooey.

You're hard.

You're hard as nails.

Like me.

I'm nothing like you.

Y 'all got a feeling that tonight's show
is going to be fucking one for the

ages.

It's probably a good thing you can see
it.

Yes, yes.

There's really no stuff in the back end.

Now, can either of you tell me why the
Marlin

is the sports fisherman's fish of
choice?

Anyone? I'll give you a hint. It's not
because of her size and it's not because

of her beauty.

It's because of her height.

See, every fisherman loves a good fight.

And you get a barlin' and you fucking
bring a rod in there, you give it up to

the boat, and you think you got her, and
they fucking... He makes another run

for it. Fucking exhilarating, man.

But the thing the fish doesn't realize
is that once that hook

sets, no matter how hard she runs, no
matter how many times,

She's already in the boat.

And the game's rigged.

Because it's life and death for the
fish.

For the fishermen, it's an afternoon of
good old -fashioned fun.

Fun can't last forever, though, can it?

No.

Sooner or later, Marlon must be her
fate.

Oh, I'd hope this would be one for the
ages.

Right places, please.

End.

End.

Oh, fuck. Oh, he can't. He can't. Stop.

Stop.

wouldn't have left.

Ooby dooby motherfucker.

Moses, hey, Moses.

Moses,

wake up.

Wake up.

Moses, please wake up.

Hey.

Moses, hey, hey, Mo, wake up.

Moses, wake up. Help is on the way.

Hey, please wake up.

Please.

Hey, hey, hey.

Moses, hey, I want to tell you
something.

When I said there's nothing for me on
land, there's you, okay?