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(slow orchestral music)
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(stone grinding)
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(slow thrumming)
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(slow ominous music)
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(slow dramatic music)
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(dogs barking)
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(dog snarls)
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(group quietly chattering)
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- [Announcer] Allright, people, let's-
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(bell rings)
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(slow music)
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- [Woman] I should have
listened to my agent.
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I just stepped in dog shit,
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and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,
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besides some dog shit.
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At least I hope it
was dog shit. (sighs)
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Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong
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with this picture.
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Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.
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I'm holding on for dear life,
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but it's like this
universe has it out
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for this project or something.
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(dog barks)
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What?
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(dog growls)
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Hey.
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- So you emerge
from the darkness.
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You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.
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As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,
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they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,
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just as they come upon you.
- What?
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- And there's-
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- That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,
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nothing like what we rehearsed.
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What are you
talking about, what?
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Like, I am all about, like,
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action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,
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but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-
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- [Director] Fuck my life.
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- Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?
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Nobody wants to die here, okay?
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Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-
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- These dogs?
- Something's off.
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- You mean our dogs?
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- Yes.
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- Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.
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- Are you kidding me?
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Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?
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- Yeah, no.
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- Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.
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They couldn't
reattach his finger.
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He's down to nine,
so completely,
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please, come up with some plan
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where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.
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- The only plan
I know is the one
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where it looks like
you're getting mauled,
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and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made
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for this kind of heroism.
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- Fuck, what about the blood?
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Is the blood okay for the dog?
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- Yeah.
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- It's been green
lighted by the vet
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and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic
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pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?
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This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.
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- You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?
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Pig's blood, are you
fucking kidding me?
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- No.
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- So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood
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and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?
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Are you, are you, that's it,
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you know-
- Look, this has gotta be
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final, they've gotta have
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real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.
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I am done.
- If they're not drooling-
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- [Announcer] That's it, wrap itup.
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(both speaking Spanish)
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(Maria Spanish)
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(Marco speaking Spanish)
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(dogs barking)
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(dog whines)
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(dog howls)
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- [Maria] Montoya?
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(Maria speaking Spanish)
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(bat chitters)
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(bat screeches)
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(Maria Spanish)
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(dog howls)
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(crickets chirping)
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(dog whines)
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(bat chitters)
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(slow ominous music)
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(bats screeching)
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(Maria cries out)
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(dogs growling)
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- Maria?
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Come on, Maria.
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(leaves rustling)
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(slow ominous music continues)
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- Montoya?
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(dog whines)
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Montoya?
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(Maria whistles)
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(dog pants)
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(bat chitters)
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Montoya?
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(slow dramatic music)
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(dog growls)
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(leash clinks)
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(dog growls)
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(dog barks)
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(dogs howling)
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- Maria?
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(dog growls)
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(dog barks)
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(Marco speaking Spanish)
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(Maria speaking Spanish)
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(dog growls)
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(Maria grunts)
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(Maria speaking Spanish)
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(Hector speaking Spanish)
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(Maria speaking Spanish)
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(Hector speaking Spanish)
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(dogs growling)
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(cage door creaks)
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(dog barks)
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(dog continues barking)
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(dog growls)
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(Marco shouts)
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- [Maria] Marco!
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(Marco screams)
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Marco?
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(Hector speaking Spanish)
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(slow dramatic music)
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(dog growls)
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(Hector speaking Spanish)
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(Maria speaking Spanish)
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(dogs barking)
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(slow dramatic music continues)
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- Marco?
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- [Hector] Maria.
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(dog growls)
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(Hector screams)
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(dog growls)
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(Maria cries out)
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(slow dramatic music continues)
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(dog barks)
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(slow dramatic music continues)
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(dog barks)
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(glass shatters)
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(Maria pants)
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(dog snarls)
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(dog barks)
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(Hector cries out)
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(Hector screams)
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- Hector!
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(dog whines)
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(truck door slams)
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(Maria pants)
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(dog growls)
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(dog snarls)
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(Maria screams)
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(dogs barking)
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(Maria screams)
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(dogs barking)
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(dogs howling)
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(seagulls crying)
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(upbeat music)
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(howls)
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Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?
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Five top content creators
to come to this island
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to save these beautiful mutts
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and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.
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I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,
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and the hot young Timothée
Chalamet Willy Wonka,
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not the old, creepy one.
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I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island
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and I'm gonna say
their names
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- Right now, drum roll.
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- First on the list.
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(slow electronic music)
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for the next generation
of busy ladies.
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(marble clatters)
(toy squeaks)
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(slow music)
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(machine whirs)
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(slow electronic music)
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And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.
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- [Computer] VinceVentura mentioned you
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in his live stream, play video?
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- Play.
- [Computer] Play.
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- First on the list, the
unparalleled Killer Queen.
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You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.
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Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.
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- Big Farmer.
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♪ Stacking clucks ♪
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♪ Riding on this tractor,that's what's up ♪
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♪ 'Sup, 'sup ♪
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♪ Goats in the field ♪
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♪ Making green all day ♪
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♪ Chickens in the barn ♪
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♪ Stacking clucks,on this black tractor ♪
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♪ That's what's up ♪
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♪ Sun's up, goatsin the field ♪
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- You gotta check this out.
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- Hey, man,
don't you see
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Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?
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- It's super fresh.
(phone chirps)
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But so is this.
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Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.
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- [Vince] He's inviting
you to a private island.
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- Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.
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- Dope.
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- [Vince] And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.
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(Mason laughs)
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- Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.
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- You flip a bird to bureaucracy
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with every block
you chain, brother.
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- I made it! (cheers)
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- But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,
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okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.
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There are a couple
more people coming,
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the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.
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- Who the hell are they?
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(slow music)
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- [Collins] Hey, yo, V, come on.
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Get those knees up,
move a little faster.
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Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.
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- You're the one who was late.
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- Well, I was busy
securing our future.
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Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.
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- Collins.
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- Hmm?
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- Our viewers are kids.
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- That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.
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Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.
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- [Violet] Hmm.
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- Nice tattoo design.
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Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?
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You just, like-
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- [Violet] Dude.
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- Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,
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but no shade, that's um,
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that's actually pretty legit.
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- Okay, first of all, fuck you.
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And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.
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- You ready to make some magic?
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- Can you just give me a second
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to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?
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- Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,
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and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-
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- [Violet] Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.
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- [Collins] Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights
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on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar
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and brighten up the
room a little bit-
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- Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?
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- The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.
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- Ooh, no, I am the arms.
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- Nope, you're
vertically challenged.
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Your face would be out of frame.
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Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?
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- Philosophical
gems from the star
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of my pits on your pendulums.
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- Well, try not to
kill my good vibes
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when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.
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Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.
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00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,093
We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake
267
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,597
and have Violet
eat it in today's.
268
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,966
- [Both] "Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.
269
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,135
- I will not just be
decorating this cake,
270
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,903
but I guess now eating it too.
271
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,739
- But why are we like this?
272
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,307
It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.
273
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,110
No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.
274
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,446
(Violet laughs)
275
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,319
- Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.
276
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:40,454
Mm, it's so good.
277
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,156
- Hey, hey, Violet.
278
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,591
What do the fans think of
our performance so far?
279
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:46,026
- Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.
280
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,194
- Internet royalty.
281
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,262
- Yeah, sure, we'll take it.
282
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,830
- Two thumbs up, baby.
283
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,333
- And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.
284
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,001
Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving
285
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,503
with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.
286
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,304
Hold on, dude,
that's fucking legit.
287
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,607
Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.
288
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,845
- Oh, mm-mm.
289
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,382
- Yes, yes.
(slow music)
290
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,118
- Looks so great.
291
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,687
- It's almost iconic.
292
00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:14,221
- That's a good-looking
group right there.
293
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,490
Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the shit.
294
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,058
- Yo, mad love, for real.
295
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,728
I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,
296
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,529
hoping you guys
make viral history.
297
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,732
All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.
298
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,898
- [Jay] Let's do it.
299
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,400
- Let's go pet some puppies.
300
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,202
(pop music playing)
301
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,707
(helicopter blades whirring)
302
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,176
- [Jay] I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.
303
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,045
- Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,
304
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,548
but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.
305
00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:42,717
- It kind of sounds like you do.
306
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:44,918
- [Jay] I ain't tripping on
it, little mama. (laughs)
307
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,589
- Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?
308
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:48,656
- No, no, no, we're the-
309
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:49,824
- Actually, nevermind.
310
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:50,725
- We're the Shenanigan siblings.
311
00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:51,659
- I don't care.
312
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,227
- Yeah, we just crossed
313
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,095
four million subs
last month, actually.
314
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,030
I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper
315
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,032
on the financial facade, like,
that shit was dope, dude.
316
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,401
- Thanks, bro.
317
00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:03,705
- Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.
318
00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:05,874
That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.
319
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,908
Scan that QR code
and bam, (snaps)
320
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,943
you're one Bitcoin richer.
321
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,412
- [Thalia] Oh, that's lit.
322
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,851
- What, you guys didn't know?
323
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,520
Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.
324
00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,120
If you had watched my vids,
325
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,355
you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.
326
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,891
- That peel mixed with
327
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025
your perfume smell
like banana pudding.
328
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,963
Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.
329
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,366
- Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.
330
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,967
That's where we're laying
down a track system
331
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,069
for our trams,
pretty dope, right?
332
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,739
- [Mason] It's popping.
333
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:39,306
- Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?
334
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,208
That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.
335
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,877
It'll take people
from the city straight
336
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,312
to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.
337
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:48,315
♪ All I need is the
sun in my sight ♪
338
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,284
- Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?
339
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:54,221
- Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.
340
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,557
He is counting down the seconds
341
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,492
'til he gets to meet you guys.
342
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,961
Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.
343
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,599
(upbeat music)
344
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:11,138
(helicopter blades whirring)
345
00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:21,415
- [Killer Queen] Whoa.
346
00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:22,951
- Nice.
347
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,184
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,486
- This is huge for us, V.
349
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,489
- Hola, my special guests.
350
00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:31,659
Welcome to Vincetopia.
351
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,695
That's right, I
colonized this bitch.
352
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,930
Give it here, give it here.
353
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,766
- Dude, we gotta
live stream this shit, ASAP.
354
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,334
Hey, do you have wifi here?
355
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,836
- Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know
356
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,638
if you got the wifi hooked up.
357
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,673
- I can do you one
better, my boy.
358
00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:47,274
I got my own cell tower.
359
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,877
- That's fucking dope.
(group chattering)
360
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,111
- Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,
361
00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:53,280
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.
362
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,782
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.
363
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:55,984
That's legal here.
364
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,986
Oh, but guess what, you guys?
365
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,521
You can't use it!
366
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,689
- Huh?
367
00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:03,958
- Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn
368
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,793
into JOMO, I promise.
369
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:08,128
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.
370
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,731
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,
371
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,032
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.
372
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,968
- [Mason] It's going up.
373
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,504
- He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.
374
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:17,672
- [Mason] Look at this place.
375
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,641
It looks like a tropical resort.
376
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:21,208
- [Violet] Wait, how
did you engineer this?
377
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,810
- [Killer Queen] Did you
engineer this yourself?
378
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:23,978
- Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.
379
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,547
Wait 'til you the see beautiful
380
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,180
doggy paradise this
island will become.
381
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,851
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys. (gasps)
382
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:34,756
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.
383
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,189
- Hello, future citizens.
384
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,725
(dog howls)
385
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:38,893
- [Mason] What, they're
fucking wild dogs?
386
00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:41,094
- I can't wait to meet you.
387
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:45,065
Behold, these canines
are the backbone
388
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,167
of our little viral odyssey.
389
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,402
- German shepherds?
390
00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:51,606
- Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth
391
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,876
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.
392
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:56,511
- [Vince] Good eye.
393
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:57,912
- Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.
394
00:17:58,046 --> 00:17:58,846
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-
395
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,682
(dog growls)
396
00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,851
- Easy, easy, easy,
cowboy. (laughs)
397
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:05,587
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,
398
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,855
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.
399
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,256
- Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody. (claps)
400
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,257
- All right, cute
dogs, let's go.
401
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,191
- Give it up for Vince.
402
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:12,727
(dog barks)
403
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,063
- [Vince] I'm like the
Oprah of dogs. (laughs)
404
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,197
(dog growls)
405
00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:18,633
- She gotta go to the bathroom.
406
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:22,135
- Waivers and IDs.
407
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,871
- Right this way.
(group chattering)
408
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:25,707
After you, my dudes.
409
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,141
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.
410
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,242
After you.
411
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:34,147
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.
412
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:40,120
- Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?
413
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:44,559
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.
414
00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:46,259
- Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?
415
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,730
- That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.
416
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:50,464
So down the hall,
417
00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:52,600
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.
418
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:56,269
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.
419
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,841
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay
420
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:03,243
for the main event,
so do me a favor
421
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:07,015
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,
422
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,518
all right, indoor
shenanigans, au revoir.
423
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,185
- [Jay] That food look good.
424
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,088
(helicopter blades whirring)
425
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,857
- [Vince] Ah, there she goes.
426
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,526
(slow dramatic music)
427
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,361
(dogs growling)
428
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:26,366
- I do this for a living.
429
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,969
You know how many animals
430
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:28,870
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs
431
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:29,804
for a living?
432
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:30,805
- I wrangle cows.
433
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:32,272
- Tell me what you think
434
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:33,273
about our fellow
icons of the internet.
435
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,946
- I feel like we've dropped down
436
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,149
into the carnival of crazies,
437
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,117
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.
438
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,253
- Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?
439
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,558
- Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.
440
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:53,326
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.
441
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:57,665
- Oh, that was pretty cold, V.
442
00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:02,469
Okay, (clears throat) how about
we pivot to something a bit
443
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:06,874
fluffier?
444
00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:09,342
- Huh, the dogs?
445
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:11,879
- Thoughts?
446
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:17,719
- Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.
447
00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:20,253
- Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat
448
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,989
than dog squad, huh?
449
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,591
- No, I love the dogs.
450
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:28,196
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.
451
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,165
- Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.
452
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,835
This is the fucking man, okay?
453
00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:36,070
He's throwing so much
money into this island
454
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:38,172
to give these dogs a paradise.
455
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,676
- It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.
456
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:48,916
(Collins laughs)
457
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,852
- Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?
458
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,019
You all good in the 'hood?
459
00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:53,755
- Yeah, I'm just gonna step out
460
00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:56,256
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.
461
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,960
- Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.
462
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,695
- Man, she don't give a.
463
00:21:00,828 --> 00:21:01,796
(group quietly chattering)
464
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,965
(Violet groans)
465
00:21:13,174 --> 00:21:14,642
(dog barks)
466
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,711
(dog whines)
467
00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:19,247
(dog howls)
468
00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:23,251
(dogs howling)
469
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:29,489
(dogs barking)
470
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,461
(dogs howling)
471
00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:39,299
(dog whines)
472
00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:45,072
(dog growls)
473
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:48,676
- Aw, you're still up, huh?
474
00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:51,746
(dog whines)
475
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:52,780
Hey.
476
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:58,653
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?
477
00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:01,155
I wish I had a treat for you.
478
00:22:01,289 --> 00:22:03,791
(dog whines)
479
00:22:06,794 --> 00:22:07,595
(dog barks)
480
00:22:07,728 --> 00:22:09,030
(Violet gasps)
481
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:11,866
(dog barks)
482
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,701
(slow dramatic music)
483
00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:16,504
(dogs barking)
484
00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:19,140
Okay, nope.
485
00:22:19,974 --> 00:22:21,209
(dog barks)
486
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:24,011
(Violet pants)
487
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:30,450
(slow dramatic music continues)
488
00:22:31,252 --> 00:22:33,721
(twig snaps)
489
00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:37,725
(Violet pants)
490
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:42,663
(slow dramatic music)
491
00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,533
(Violet gasps)
492
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:48,569
Oh, fuck, Collins.
493
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,470
- I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.
494
00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:51,639
I figured you'd moseyed-
495
00:22:51,772 --> 00:22:52,874
- You scared the shit out of me.
496
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:54,141
- Hey, check it out.
497
00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,743
- Let's check it out.
498
00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:58,411
- You were so serving
final girl energy here.
499
00:22:58,546 --> 00:23:01,048
- Eat a dick.
500
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:04,384
- Wow, this is, like,
mad homophobic, Violet.
501
00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:06,354
- As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version
502
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,855
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,
503
00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:10,490
you're now hiding
behind the trees,
504
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:13,561
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?
505
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:17,331
I love ya, but I quit.
506
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,367
- Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,
507
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,202
you're just gonna
go back to your cave
508
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,170
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?
509
00:23:23,304 --> 00:23:27,909
- At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.
510
00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:30,378
- Look, this is
our shot, Violet.
511
00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,213
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,
512
00:23:32,346 --> 00:23:35,049
this is it, #savethedogs.
513
00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,350
- Well, that just
sounds like more risk
514
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,418
and click bait to me.
515
00:23:38,552 --> 00:23:40,453
- Hey, come on, stop, Violet.
516
00:23:40,588 --> 00:23:44,625
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,
517
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:46,227
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.
518
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,095
- That shit counts
for something, right?
519
00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:50,197
- Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,
520
00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:53,401
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar
521
00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,369
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,
522
00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:59,439
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.
523
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,378
- Me?
524
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,648
(slow music)
525
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:11,118
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task
526
00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:14,155
between paying bills
and existential dread?
527
00:24:16,924 --> 00:24:18,793
- Like, crafting
content from the comfort
528
00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:21,929
of our little
studio, that's cool,
529
00:24:22,063 --> 00:24:24,298
and I'm cool with
that, but diving
530
00:24:24,432 --> 00:24:27,301
into the vapid creator circus,
531
00:24:28,436 --> 00:24:30,304
it's just, I can't do it.
532
00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:34,175
- All right, so look,
533
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,443
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.
534
00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:37,011
(Violet scoffs)
535
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,946
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.
536
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,183
It's okay to like them.
537
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:45,086
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.
538
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,689
I mean, have you ever considered
539
00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:51,192
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous
540
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:54,462
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?
541
00:24:56,664 --> 00:25:00,267
(Violet sighs)
542
00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:02,203
- They're as real as it gets?
543
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,841
They're as real as it gets?
544
00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:08,642
They're as real as it gets,
545
00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:13,180
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue
546
00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:15,016
that's keeping me from growing
547
00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:19,387
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?
548
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,322
Okay, let me just try this out.
549
00:25:21,455 --> 00:25:25,026
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection
550
00:25:25,159 --> 00:25:27,395
of Botox and bleached assholes.
551
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,196
Drop your dignity
in the comments.
552
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,032
What's up, blockchain believers?
553
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:33,234
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how
554
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,070
to throw Bitcoin at
bitches, and we guarantee
555
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:39,573
they'll either put out or
shut up. (imitates laughing)
556
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:41,542
Don't forget to smash
the like button.
557
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:44,879
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,
558
00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:48,549
that is so fucking bleak.
559
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:50,484
(Collins laughs)
560
00:25:51,719 --> 00:25:53,522
(Collins claps)
561
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:56,724
- Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.
562
00:25:56,857 --> 00:25:57,658
Damn, that-
563
00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:58,659
- Shut up.
564
00:25:58,793 --> 00:25:59,894
- Performance was gold.
565
00:26:00,027 --> 00:26:01,662
- Shut up, dude.
(Collins laughs)
566
00:26:01,796 --> 00:26:07,568
- Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."
567
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:08,769
- Shut up.
(Collins laughs)
568
00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:09,703
- V.
569
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,572
- Yeah?
570
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,574
- What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?
571
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,544
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?
572
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,711
- Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.
573
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,880
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.
574
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:21,882
- Thalia smells like Starbucks,
575
00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:22,917
sunscreen, and weed.
576
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:23,951
- Collins.
577
00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:25,052
- Please, just chill.
578
00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,923
Come on, just give it one night,
579
00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:31,625
just one little night
for me, one night-
580
00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:34,462
- Okay, fine, fine, tonight.
581
00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,430
But if I find myself the star
582
00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:43,037
of some sleep shaming reel,
(laughs) you are dead.
583
00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,438
- V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,
584
00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:45,873
but, but, yes.
(bats chittering)
585
00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:47,208
If tomorrow's a flop-
586
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:49,477
- Uh-huh?
587
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,746
- We bounce together,
all right, deal?
588
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,049
(Collins spits)
589
00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:55,950
Deal?
- Deal.
590
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,284
- All right.
591
00:26:57,418 --> 00:26:59,120
(door rattles)
592
00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:05,126
(waves lapping)
593
00:27:07,261 --> 00:27:08,662
- [Killer Queen]
This is so good.
594
00:27:08,796 --> 00:27:09,630
- [Mason] These are
good, right here.
595
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:12,066
(group chattering)
596
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:15,169
- [Jay] All right, hand
me that, hand me that.
597
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:16,237
- [Violet] Actually,
I have a question.
598
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:17,771
- Good morning, squad!
599
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:20,575
(group cheers)
600
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,110
NDAs are signed?
601
00:27:23,244 --> 00:27:25,112
- [Thalia] We're all clear.
- Yeah.
602
00:27:25,246 --> 00:27:26,515
- I kind of-
603
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:27,582
- All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.
604
00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:29,116
- All righty. (claps)
605
00:27:30,384 --> 00:27:32,019
(chair creaks)
606
00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:39,026
15 years ago, this island-
607
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,530
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees
608
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,632
and crying about global
warming or some shit?
609
00:27:43,764 --> 00:27:44,698
- Mason, you're
really dropping a bomb
610
00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:46,000
on my energy here, so.
611
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:50,204
- You're right, you're right.
612
00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:54,975
(Vince breathes deeply)
613
00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:58,279
- 15 years ago, this island
614
00:27:58,412 --> 00:28:01,215
that we are on right
now became the setting
615
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,785
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary
616
00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:08,355
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.
617
00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:10,057
The film was never finished
618
00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:13,160
because the animal trainers
just, poof, (snaps)
619
00:28:13,294 --> 00:28:15,530
they vanished, never
to be seen again,
620
00:28:15,664 --> 00:28:18,465
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,
621
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,303
left
to rule this island.
622
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:23,638
- So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?
623
00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:24,738
(group laughs)
624
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:25,739
- Nah, I tried that once.
625
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:27,374
I had this capybara.
626
00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:29,043
This motherfucker was,
like, a thespian genius.
627
00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,513
♪ Capybara, capybara... ♪
628
00:28:31,646 --> 00:28:33,414
- But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,
629
00:28:33,548 --> 00:28:35,249
something about no shrews
policy or some shit like that.
630
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,717
- Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
631
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,352
Capybaras are rodents.
632
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:40,221
- Oh, excuse the fuck out of me,
633
00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:43,824
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.
634
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,594
- Hey, guys, do me a favor.
(group laughs)
635
00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,094
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.
636
00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:50,231
This is actually about building.
637
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,733
(watch beeps)
638
00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:55,537
(group laughs)
639
00:28:57,505 --> 00:28:59,273
- Is that an A-train?
640
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:03,043
- That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.
641
00:29:03,177 --> 00:29:05,913
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,
642
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:08,282
though there will be, (laughs)
there will be a lot of that.
643
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,586
No, this is about
transforming these dogs
644
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,154
from ragged to radiant,
645
00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:16,357
and then releasing them
to live out the rest
646
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:20,928
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.
647
00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:22,597
- Um, can you just circle back,
648
00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:25,099
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?
649
00:29:25,232 --> 00:29:26,133
Why are we here?
650
00:29:27,234 --> 00:29:28,202
- Great question.
651
00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:30,070
- Thank you.
652
00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:35,809
- We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.
653
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:40,414
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.
654
00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:43,150
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs
655
00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:45,052
of this island.
656
00:29:45,185 --> 00:29:50,625
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers
657
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,494
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.
658
00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:55,896
- Shit.
(group chattering)
659
00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,333
- And the best part?
660
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,503
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,
661
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,837
which I will
personally be editing
662
00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:07,509
into an epic eight-part saga.
663
00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:09,109
(group cheers)
664
00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:11,178
- Shit, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.
665
00:30:11,312 --> 00:30:12,813
(group laughs)
666
00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,749
- Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.
667
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:20,321
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show
668
00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:21,922
under the guise of
animal activism,
669
00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:23,290
when really, it's
just about the clicks.
670
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,992
That's what I'm hearing.
671
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,860
- Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.
672
00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,329
But since we're on
the topic of subs,
673
00:30:28,462 --> 00:30:30,297
I guess let's dive into it.
674
00:30:30,431 --> 00:30:32,433
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,
675
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:34,703
you will be a
winner, regardless.
676
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:37,204
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it
677
00:30:37,338 --> 00:30:43,645
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.
678
00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:45,513
- [Jay] Yeah, yes.
(group chattering)
679
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,047
- So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.
680
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,783
(group laughs)
681
00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:51,218
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success explosion
682
00:30:51,352 --> 00:30:52,986
in three, two, one.
683
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,154
- Boom.
684
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:55,155
- Boom.
(group laughs)
685
00:30:55,289 --> 00:30:56,156
- [Jay] I'm with that.
686
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:57,124
- Hold on, for real?
687
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:58,992
- Yeah, for real.
688
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:01,529
- You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,
689
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:03,063
out in that fucking jungle?
690
00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:06,066
- Mason, buddy, brother.
691
00:31:07,702 --> 00:31:09,403
You're our alpha wolf.
692
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,472
- Facts.
693
00:31:11,606 --> 00:31:12,473
- [Vince] What's up, yes.
694
00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:14,174
- [Mason] All right.
695
00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:15,976
- Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,
696
00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:17,878
and Killer Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are
697
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:19,480
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.
698
00:31:19,614 --> 00:31:21,081
- Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.
699
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:23,484
- You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.
700
00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:24,686
(Mason laughs)
701
00:31:24,819 --> 00:31:26,153
And Violet Femme-
702
00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,722
- My god, now my
name's gonna be linked
703
00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:29,089
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.
704
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,024
- Your straight
shooting persona,
705
00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:34,261
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,
706
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:35,597
it's like lightening
in a bottle.
707
00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:36,664
- Well, thank you so much.
708
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,232
- One of those dogs
tried to
709
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,934
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.
710
00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:42,035
- Wait, what?
711
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:43,705
- For real?
- What?
712
00:31:43,838 --> 00:31:45,205
- I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.
713
00:31:45,339 --> 00:31:46,407
- I think you're
missing the headline.
714
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:47,908
- Okay, listen.
715
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,444
(table bangs)
(silverware clatters)
716
00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:52,012
Do you want to win a
fucking island or not?
717
00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:53,280
- It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.
718
00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:54,214
I think it has rabies.
719
00:31:54,348 --> 00:31:55,349
Are you a vet?
720
00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:56,684
- Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.
721
00:31:56,818 --> 00:31:58,352
Are we talking rabies here?
722
00:31:58,485 --> 00:31:59,953
Because that's a game changer-
723
00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,856
- I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.
724
00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,558
That's some serious shit.
725
00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,593
- They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?
726
00:32:05,727 --> 00:32:07,294
They are puppy dogs.
727
00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,631
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?
728
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:12,933
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.
729
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,435
Right this way,
follow the sausage,
730
00:32:14,569 --> 00:32:16,236
the one in my
hand, not my pants.
731
00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:18,105
(dogs whining)
(group chattering)
732
00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,106
They get a little bit groggy.
733
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,274
It's the morning, dudes.
734
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:22,109
Give them some time to wake up.
735
00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:24,945
(dogs whining)
736
00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,448
Aw, there's our little baby.
737
00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:30,484
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.
738
00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:32,419
- [Jay] Yeah.
739
00:32:32,554 --> 00:32:33,888
- Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.
740
00:32:34,054 --> 00:32:35,956
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.
741
00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,157
(gate chimes)
742
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:38,292
- [Jay] Oh, letting them out?
743
00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:39,894
- See?
(dog growls)
744
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,296
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
(laughs) all right.
745
00:32:43,698 --> 00:32:46,300
We call this one Spike, see?
746
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:52,139
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.
747
00:32:53,908 --> 00:32:56,143
See, he's nicer than I remember.
748
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,680
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?
749
00:32:58,813 --> 00:33:00,113
(dog barks)
750
00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:01,749
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?
751
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:02,650
(Vince screams)
752
00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,319
(group shouting)
753
00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:06,921
- [Mason] Oh, shit.
754
00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:09,958
(group screaming)
755
00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:13,260
(Vince screams)
756
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,362
- He's just got his
ass eaten out by these-
757
00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:16,463
(group screams)
758
00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,998
- Shit.
759
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:21,836
(slow dramatic music)
(group yelling)
760
00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:28,810
(doors slamming)
761
00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:30,143
(dog snarls)
762
00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:31,513
- [Killer Queen] Go, go, go, go!
763
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:32,947
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.
764
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,550
- Oh, my god.
(group chattering)
765
00:33:35,683 --> 00:33:36,784
He's gonna bust in.
766
00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:39,052
- I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.
767
00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:42,624
(door bangs)
768
00:33:42,757 --> 00:33:44,224
- Is that door gonna hold?
769
00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:45,960
- [Killer Queen]
Not much longer.
770
00:33:46,093 --> 00:33:46,961
- [Violet] Maybe we ought
to block the doors,guys.
771
00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:47,862
- [Mason] He's dead.
772
00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:49,363
- Oh, shit.
773
00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:50,430
- (faint music
playing on speaker)
774
00:33:50,665 --> 00:33:51,533
- [Mason] Do you hear them?
775
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:52,667
- Oh, god, he's out there.
776
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,468
He's out there somewhere.
777
00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:56,571
- [Collins] Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.
778
00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,840
- (computer voice in background)
779
00:33:58,973 --> 00:34:01,141
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.
780
00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,710
- [Collins] Hey, do
you see anything?
781
00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:04,344
- [Computer] Here,
dogs of every shape-
782
00:34:04,478 --> 00:34:05,547
- [Collins] Farmer Jay,
do you see something?
783
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,247
- [Jay] No.
784
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,182
- [Computer] Inviting you
to join them, join them-
785
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:11,051
- [Collins] Is it locked?
786
00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:12,820
(Jay sighs)
787
00:34:12,954 --> 00:34:13,721
- [Killer Queen] Stay right
there, stay right there.
788
00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:14,822
- Oh, fuck.
789
00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:16,189
- [Mason] Come on.
790
00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:17,257
- [Jay] There's
nothing out there.
791
00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:18,927
- [Violet] You sure?
792
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:20,995
- Oh, shit, hmm mm.
793
00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:24,398
- [Collins] Oh! (glass shatters)
794
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:27,167
Oh, oh!
795
00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:28,770
- [Killer Queen] Oh, shit.
796
00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:29,837
- [Violet] Collins, watch out!
(dog barks)
797
00:34:29,971 --> 00:34:30,738
- Violet, oh, my god.
798
00:34:30,872 --> 00:34:32,105
(group shouting)
799
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,508
(dog barks)
800
00:34:33,641 --> 00:34:35,442
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.
801
00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,444
(vase shatters)
802
00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:39,112
(dog moans)
803
00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:41,516
- [Violet] Collins, move.
804
00:34:41,649 --> 00:34:43,350
(all shouting)
805
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:45,720
(dog barks)
806
00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,287
- [Mason] This one is for Vince,
807
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,790
you motherfucker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
808
00:34:48,923 --> 00:34:49,691
- What are you doing?
- Chill!
809
00:34:49,824 --> 00:34:51,291
(group shouting)
810
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:54,562
(Jay yells)
811
00:34:54,696 --> 00:34:56,030
- [Collins] Shit!
812
00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:57,364
- [Killer Queen] Oh, shit!
813
00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:58,700
- [Jay] You motherfucker.
814
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:01,101
(Collins screams)
815
00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:03,071
- [Violet] Collins, Collins!
(group shouting)
816
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,204
- Get the fuck off!
- Get him, get him!
817
00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:05,439
- Get the fuck off me!
818
00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:08,308
(dog barks)
(group yelling)
819
00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:12,245
- [Killer Queen] Get
him, get him, get him,
820
00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:14,949
stupid motherfucker, go!
821
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,216
- [Collins] Mason!
822
00:35:16,350 --> 00:35:19,152
(group shouting)
823
00:35:21,556 --> 00:35:22,790
(dog barks)
824
00:35:22,924 --> 00:35:23,891
- Don't just
fucking stand there.
825
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:26,226
Let's go, get out.
826
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,762
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
827
00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,097
- [Mason] Let's go
to the wine cellar!
828
00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:30,098
(Collins cries out)
829
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,232
- [Violet] Collins!
830
00:35:32,366 --> 00:35:33,333
- Collins, get the fuck up!
831
00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:34,267
(Collins screams)
832
00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,136
- What the fuck?
833
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,605
- [Jay] No, the dog's fucking
him, the dog's fucking him.
834
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:38,773
- I do not consent.
835
00:35:38,906 --> 00:35:40,307
- [Jay] Stop fucking my friend.
836
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,511
- Hang on, I have an idea.
(group yelling)
837
00:35:43,645 --> 00:35:45,647
I have the fire extinguisher.
838
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,481
Get ready for the
smoke show, bitch.
839
00:35:47,615 --> 00:35:49,017
- Let's go!
840
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,351
(slow dramatic music)
841
00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,121
(dog growls)
842
00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:55,657
(dog barks)
843
00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:00,094
- [Mason] Hurry up!
844
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:01,763
- I'm trying to move fast.
845
00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:02,930
Come on, Collins.
- [Jay] Hey, what's that?
846
00:36:03,064 --> 00:36:05,198
I don't even know what that was.
847
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:06,366
- [Violet] Come on.
848
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:07,535
- [Mason] What is this shit?
849
00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:08,970
- Lean on me.
850
00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:10,203
- Pretty good,
it's not that bad.
851
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,171
- Quick, we need
to sterilize it.
852
00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:12,707
Oh, my god.
853
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,609
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.
854
00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,845
- We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.
855
00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:18,846
(Collins groans)
856
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:19,947
(group chattering)
857
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:21,381
Shit, I'm helping.
858
00:36:21,516 --> 00:36:23,483
No time for niceties, bro.
859
00:36:23,618 --> 00:36:25,520
- [Violet] Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?
860
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:26,688
- Here, take this.
861
00:36:26,821 --> 00:36:28,321
- Thanks.
862
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:29,991
- So Thalia's the only person
863
00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:31,491
that got connection with
the outside world, right?
864
00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:33,061
So we ought to
holler at her and see
865
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,629
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,
866
00:36:34,762 --> 00:36:36,196
or Seal the singer,
867
00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:37,665
somebody to help us get
the fuck up out of here.
868
00:36:37,799 --> 00:36:39,133
- Does that hurt?
869
00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:40,467
- But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?
870
00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:43,671
- Hey, window.
871
00:36:47,775 --> 00:36:50,978
- Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons
872
00:36:51,112 --> 00:36:53,413
or something to fight them.
- True.
873
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:59,654
- You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.
874
00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:01,155
Pow, bitch.
875
00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:02,422
(Mason screams)
(glass shatters)
876
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:03,758
- Oh, my god.
877
00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:04,726
- Mason.
878
00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:05,927
- What's wrong with you?
879
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:08,495
- What the fuck, man?
- Here.
880
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,200
Give me that shit.
881
00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:14,702
- This some Secret Santa shit?
882
00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,504
Man, your ass is crazy.
883
00:37:16,637 --> 00:37:19,107
Come on, man, hoist me up here
884
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,843
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.
885
00:37:21,976 --> 00:37:22,777
- Okay, all right.
886
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:23,711
- Come on.
887
00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:25,079
(Mason grunts)
888
00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:26,514
- Yeah, what do you see?
889
00:37:26,647 --> 00:37:28,182
- All right, hold on.
890
00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:30,450
- You see anything?
891
00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:32,920
(birds chirping)
892
00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:34,922
(Jay grunts)
893
00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:37,290
Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro.
894
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:38,526
What do you see?
895
00:37:38,659 --> 00:37:39,459
- [Killer Queen] Oh, careful.
896
00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:40,628
- [Mason] Come on.
897
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:41,963
- [Killer Queen] You got it?
898
00:37:42,096 --> 00:37:43,197
- Bro.
- You need some help?
899
00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:45,066
- [Violet] Guys, keep it down.
900
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:46,100
- [Mason] 'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?
901
00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:47,869
(Violet speaks softly)
902
00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:48,870
- [Killer Queen] What's
going on, you see anything?
903
00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:50,037
- [Violet] Keep it down.
904
00:37:50,171 --> 00:37:50,972
- [Mason] You see anything?
905
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:53,541
(dog growls)
906
00:37:57,277 --> 00:38:00,081
- Hey, big fella.
(nervous laughter)
907
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:04,719
How you doing?
908
00:38:04,852 --> 00:38:06,888
(dog growls)
909
00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:07,922
Easy, bitch.
910
00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:10,390
(dog snarls)
911
00:38:10,525 --> 00:38:13,127
Ahhh!
912
00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:14,162
(glass splicing)
913
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,997
(dog shrieks)
914
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:17,464
- [Killer Queen] What the
hell is going on up there
915
00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:18,666
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?
916
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,268
- I didn't mean to do it, oh.
917
00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:22,302
(dog growls)
918
00:38:22,435 --> 00:38:24,739
Oh, shit, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.
919
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:26,306
Reel me in, reel me in.
920
00:38:26,439 --> 00:38:27,340
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.
921
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:29,277
- Come on, pull me, pull.
922
00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:30,778
Oh, no, no, no, no.
923
00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:31,979
Oh, no, no, no!
924
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:32,980
- Oh, shit.
925
00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,481
(Jay thuds)
926
00:38:34,615 --> 00:38:36,117
- [Killer Queen] Sorry, buddy.
927
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,251
- [Jay] It almost bit
my goddamn face off
928
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:38,753
- It's all right, get up.
929
00:38:38,886 --> 00:38:39,720
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- Fuck.
930
00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:40,888
- [Violet] That was stupid.
931
00:38:41,022 --> 00:38:41,856
- [Jay] It's a
wild one out there
932
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:43,356
patrolling the perimeter.
933
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,859
- [Killer Queen] How far is
it to Thalia's from here?
934
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:45,993
- [Mason] What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?
935
00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:47,128
- [Violet] Guys, I'll go.
936
00:38:47,261 --> 00:38:48,129
- Yeah, good one.
937
00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:50,298
- Actually, I can go with her.
938
00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:51,699
- [Mason] Sure you can, dude.
939
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:54,001
- Yeah, me too, I can move fast.
940
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:56,804
(slow music)
941
00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:57,638
- All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,
942
00:38:57,772 --> 00:38:58,940
run interference, okay?
943
00:38:59,073 --> 00:39:00,808
I'll set up a distraction,
944
00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:04,212
and that way you'd be able
to move around them. (sighs)
945
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,880
- [Mason] You gonna be okay
946
00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:06,948
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.
947
00:39:07,081 --> 00:39:08,182
We need a distraction.
948
00:39:08,316 --> 00:39:10,685
(slow music continues)
949
00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:11,786
(toy squeaks)
950
00:39:11,919 --> 00:39:13,688
- What the fuck is this?
951
00:39:13,821 --> 00:39:15,690
(toy squeaks)
952
00:39:15,823 --> 00:39:17,658
- Oh, shit, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
953
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:20,127
I see what this is.
(toy squeaks)
954
00:39:20,261 --> 00:39:21,529
- Mm-hmm.
955
00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:24,232
(slow dramatic music)
956
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,133
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier
957
00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:28,135
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?
(toy squeaks)
958
00:39:28,269 --> 00:39:31,339
- Just make sure you don't do
it in the fucking house, man.
959
00:39:31,471 --> 00:39:33,541
- I know, I know, I'm
not a fucking idiot.
960
00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:37,211
- The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.
961
00:39:37,345 --> 00:39:40,081
(birds trilling)
962
00:39:44,484 --> 00:39:46,087
(Collins moans)
963
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,222
- Oh, shit, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
964
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,726
Fuck, that hurts, my ankle.
965
00:39:53,527 --> 00:39:54,427
- Just sit down.
966
00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:57,598
- No, it's, my ankle's fucked.
967
00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,767
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.
968
00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:01,102
Just come back for me.
969
00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:03,571
(slow music)
970
00:40:03,704 --> 00:40:06,406
- Okay, okay.
- All right.
971
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,842
- I swear to god, bro, I'm out.
972
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,610
As soon as I get out of here,
973
00:40:09,744 --> 00:40:11,612
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a shit-
974
00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:12,780
- Shut your ass up.
975
00:40:12,914 --> 00:40:13,714
- Man, you shut the fuck up.
976
00:40:13,848 --> 00:40:14,782
(toy squeaks)
977
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:15,716
What?
(dog growls)
978
00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:16,717
- Oh, oh.
979
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:19,887
Go, go.
980
00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:22,223
(dog growls)
981
00:40:22,356 --> 00:40:23,858
Hurry up, stupid.
982
00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:29,462
(dog whines)
983
00:40:29,597 --> 00:40:32,033
(slow dramatic music)
984
00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:35,435
(dog growls)
985
00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:39,273
I think he saw me.
986
00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:42,743
(dog growls)
987
00:40:44,011 --> 00:40:45,112
- Get down.
988
00:40:46,414 --> 00:40:49,083
(dog continues growling)
989
00:40:55,189 --> 00:40:56,824
(Killer Queen sighs)
990
00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:02,096
(slow dramatic music)
991
00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:03,264
- Oh, fuck.
992
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:04,432
- Fuck.
993
00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:09,170
- Psst, go, go, go, come on.
994
00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:10,938
(foliage rustles)
995
00:41:11,072 --> 00:41:12,440
(toy squeaks)
996
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:15,676
Fuck, be quiet, fuck.
(toy squeaks)
997
00:41:18,946 --> 00:41:20,114
(Violet gasps)
998
00:41:20,247 --> 00:41:21,682
(dog growls)
999
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:24,685
(Killer Queen trembles)
1000
00:41:24,819 --> 00:41:26,787
- Go, go, run!
1001
00:41:26,921 --> 00:41:29,290
(slow dramatic music continues)
1002
00:41:29,423 --> 00:41:30,992
- Quick, we gotta hide!
1003
00:41:33,728 --> 00:41:34,996
- Oh, my god.
1004
00:41:44,305 --> 00:41:46,807
(dog whines)
1005
00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:51,512
(dog whines)
1006
00:41:51,645 --> 00:41:54,548
(Violet whimpers)
1007
00:41:56,851 --> 00:41:58,986
(footsteps pattering)
1008
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,622
(dog whines)
1009
00:42:04,091 --> 00:42:06,560
(dog growls)
1010
00:42:09,997 --> 00:42:12,900
(Violet whimpers)
1011
00:42:14,001 --> 00:42:16,505
(dog growls)
1012
00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,908
(toy squeaks)
1013
00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:23,844
(dog growls)
1014
00:42:23,978 --> 00:42:25,579
(toy squeaks)
1015
00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,149
- Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,
1016
00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:30,217
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.
1017
00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:31,185
- What are you talking about?
1018
00:42:31,318 --> 00:42:32,521
(Jay shouts)
1019
00:42:32,653 --> 00:42:35,623
(toy squeaks)
1020
00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:38,192
- All right, all right.
♪ You are here now ♪
1021
00:42:38,325 --> 00:42:39,727
♪ I just want you more ♪
1022
00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:42,563
♪ Right here on the floor ♪
1023
00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:44,365
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1024
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,004
(Jay continues singing loudly)
1025
00:42:51,338 --> 00:42:52,940
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1026
00:42:53,074 --> 00:42:54,275
- I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.
1027
00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:55,576
- Nah, I'm cool.
1028
00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:56,610
- Are you sure?
1029
00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:57,745
He cooks in the lab.
1030
00:42:57,878 --> 00:42:59,514
- This shit ain't working.
1031
00:42:59,647 --> 00:43:01,248
(foliage snaps)
1032
00:43:03,684 --> 00:43:04,452
(dog barks)
1033
00:43:04,585 --> 00:43:05,520
- Oh, shit.
1034
00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:08,055
(dog barks)
1035
00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:12,193
- Hey, I got something
for your ass-
1036
00:43:12,326 --> 00:43:13,627
- Abort, abort!
1037
00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:17,598
Eat this, eat this.
1038
00:43:18,866 --> 00:43:21,802
- Oh, shit.
(toy squeaks)
1039
00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:29,110
(dogs snarling)
1040
00:43:29,243 --> 00:43:30,144
(toy squeaks)
(Jay grunts)
1041
00:43:30,277 --> 00:43:31,445
Bingo.
1042
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:32,813
(dog whines)
(dogs barking)
1043
00:43:32,947 --> 00:43:34,949
- Let's go, get
to the cell tower!
1044
00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:39,153
(slow music)
1045
00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:43,558
(dogs barking)
1046
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,261
- Ugh.
1047
00:43:48,563 --> 00:43:51,499
Oh, that smell.
(dogs growling)
1048
00:43:52,601 --> 00:43:55,636
(dogs barking)
1049
00:43:55,769 --> 00:43:58,772
(foliage snapping)
1050
00:44:00,141 --> 00:44:02,810
(dogs barking)
1051
00:44:07,815 --> 00:44:08,749
- Oh.
1052
00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:11,852
Oh, oh, thank god.
1053
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:14,421
- Okay, don't get closer to it.
1054
00:44:14,556 --> 00:44:16,390
- Oh, he's so cute.
1055
00:44:16,525 --> 00:44:18,959
- That innocence has
an expiration date.
1056
00:44:19,093 --> 00:44:20,694
(dogs barking)
1057
00:44:20,828 --> 00:44:22,163
- I could totally be its, like,
1058
00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:23,264
rehabilitation
coach or something.
1059
00:44:23,397 --> 00:44:24,999
(puppy snarls)
1060
00:44:25,132 --> 00:44:26,535
(Killer Queen screams)
1061
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:28,435
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!
1062
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:29,470
- Oh, my God.
1063
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:31,205
(Killer Queen screams)
1064
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:33,207
- Kick it, kick it, kick it!
1065
00:44:34,408 --> 00:44:37,878
(puppy squeals)
1066
00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:39,380
- Oh, shit, I just
kicked a puppy.
1067
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:46,320
(cellphone shatters)
1068
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:47,388
(puppy whines)
1069
00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:48,455
Huh.
1070
00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:53,494
(puppy shrieks)
1071
00:44:53,628 --> 00:44:56,063
(dog growls)
1072
00:44:56,197 --> 00:44:57,865
- Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?
1073
00:44:57,998 --> 00:44:59,668
- Okay.
1074
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,203
Very slow, back away.
1075
00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:05,005
(dog growls)
1076
00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:07,007
- Hey, big fella.
1077
00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:08,909
- [Violet] Hey.
1078
00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:10,545
- Oh, easy.
1079
00:45:12,514 --> 00:45:16,551
Easy.
(dog growls)
1080
00:45:16,685 --> 00:45:19,186
- [Violet] Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.
1081
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,921
- Can dogs push buttons?
1082
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:24,693
- [Toy voice] Bitch, please.
1083
00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:26,894
- You can train them
to do a lot of things.
1084
00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:28,495
Oh.
(gate chimes)
1085
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,030
(Killer Queen wails)
- Run!
1086
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,835
(dogs barking faintly)
1087
00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:37,338
(Collins grunts)
1088
00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:46,715
(dogs continue barking)
1089
00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:53,220
(Collins grunts)
1090
00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:01,228
(dogs continue barking)
1091
00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:04,198
(dog shrieks)
1092
00:46:04,331 --> 00:46:07,301
(slow tense music)
1093
00:46:14,942 --> 00:46:19,113
- Come on, bro, come on, run!
1094
00:46:19,246 --> 00:46:22,216
Great shot, fuck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!
1095
00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,417
- All right, all right.
1096
00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:24,952
- I don't got no more weapons.
1097
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:26,655
(dogs barking)
1098
00:46:26,787 --> 00:46:28,489
- Faster, faster, they're
on my ass, come on,
1099
00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:30,357
come on, move your feet.
- All right.
1100
00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:32,126
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.
1101
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:34,161
You got anything, huh?
1102
00:46:34,962 --> 00:46:35,996
(Jay yells)
1103
00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:37,464
(dog snarls)
1104
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:39,099
(Jay screams)
1105
00:46:39,233 --> 00:46:40,834
You got those big-ass
arms, just use them.
1106
00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:44,305
- Get off me, right,
come on, get your.
1107
00:46:46,874 --> 00:46:48,743
(slow dramatic music)
1108
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,944
- [Violet] Okay, okay. (pants)
1109
00:46:51,780 --> 00:46:52,846
(door slams)
1110
00:46:54,248 --> 00:46:55,983
- [Thalia] Do you want a treat?
1111
00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:57,686
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?
1112
00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,920
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.
1113
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:02,856
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy? (imitates panting)
1114
00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:05,593
(Thalia laughs)
1115
00:47:05,727 --> 00:47:06,960
Oh, you want to be brushed?
(game chirps)
1116
00:47:07,094 --> 00:47:08,329
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?
1117
00:47:08,462 --> 00:47:09,330
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.
1118
00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:10,831
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
1119
00:47:10,964 --> 00:47:13,500
You want sparkle,
sparkle. (laughs)
1120
00:47:13,635 --> 00:47:15,670
Oh, you're so happy.
1121
00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:17,104
Holy horse-dick.
1122
00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:19,373
- Hello.
- What's us.
1123
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:21,375
- [Thalia] Wait,
guys, where's Vince?
1124
00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:23,277
(dogs barking)
1125
00:47:25,479 --> 00:47:28,683
- [Jay] Jesus. (screams)
1126
00:47:30,518 --> 00:47:35,155
- Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.
1127
00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:38,325
- Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?
1128
00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,461
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.
1129
00:47:40,595 --> 00:47:43,364
- Just swing back,
come on, I got you.
1130
00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:45,299
Come on, yes, yes.
(dogs barking)
1131
00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:46,534
All right.
1132
00:47:46,668 --> 00:47:49,169
(Jay screams)
1133
00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:51,004
(dogs barking)
1134
00:47:51,138 --> 00:47:52,574
Oh, fuck.
1135
00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:54,475
- You're the only
one with a connection
1136
00:47:54,609 --> 00:47:55,976
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing
1137
00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,679
and call someone,
like, now, please.
1138
00:47:57,812 --> 00:47:59,814
- Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince shit.
1139
00:47:59,947 --> 00:48:01,583
(slow dramatic music)
1140
00:48:01,716 --> 00:48:04,318
- Oh, fuck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.
1141
00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:08,222
- Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.
1142
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,525
What are we gonna do about them?
1143
00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:13,060
(dogs barking)
1144
00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:14,995
- [Thalia] Watch, watch, watch.
1145
00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:18,065
Yo, Vince, dude,
(laughs) nice try.
1146
00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:19,099
(dogs barking)
1147
00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:20,934
Any bright ideas now?
1148
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:23,904
(Jay grunts)
1149
00:48:24,037 --> 00:48:24,938
- Yeah.
1150
00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:27,776
(dog barks)
1151
00:48:27,908 --> 00:48:29,243
(Thalia laughs)
1152
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,746
- This is so classic,
man, this is so-
1153
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,213
- Yeah.
1154
00:48:34,181 --> 00:48:35,015
- Hyah!
1155
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,016
- Eat it.
1156
00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:37,685
- Got his ass.
1157
00:48:37,819 --> 00:48:39,353
- This is, like, some
next-level shit, dog.
1158
00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:41,388
- It's working, it's working.
1159
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:44,124
(dogs barking)
1160
00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,192
- Where'd they go?
1161
00:48:46,661 --> 00:48:48,596
Are you scoping 'em?
1162
00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,264
Bro?
1163
00:48:50,397 --> 00:48:52,366
- Sweet Jesus.
1164
00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:54,602
(slow ominous music)
1165
00:48:54,736 --> 00:48:56,370
- It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.
1166
00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:58,472
- Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.
1167
00:48:58,606 --> 00:49:00,542
You have to call
the helicopter now.
1168
00:49:00,675 --> 00:49:02,476
- Fucking call someone.
1169
00:49:02,610 --> 00:49:04,378
(slow ominous music)
1170
00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:06,714
(foliage rustling)
1171
00:49:06,848 --> 00:49:09,316
(dog whines)
1172
00:49:15,623 --> 00:49:18,058
(dog growls)
1173
00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:19,293
- Shit.
1174
00:49:20,795 --> 00:49:23,631
(Mason yells)
1175
00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:25,733
Bro, bro, this fucking
thing is moving.
1176
00:49:25,867 --> 00:49:27,000
- Fine, I'll make the call.
1177
00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:28,168
(computer chirps)
1178
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:30,103
Oh, shit, man, great timing.
1179
00:49:30,237 --> 00:49:33,173
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some shit.
1180
00:49:34,141 --> 00:49:35,075
(Jay yells)
1181
00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:36,443
(slow dramatic music)
1182
00:49:36,578 --> 00:49:37,444
- [Jay] Oh, shit,
oh, no, no, no.
1183
00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:38,445
Be still, be still.
1184
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,614
- [Mason] Fuck this.
1185
00:49:39,747 --> 00:49:42,684
- [Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1186
00:49:42,817 --> 00:49:44,619
- Buckle up, buttercup.
1187
00:49:45,285 --> 00:49:46,119
- [Jay] What you doing?
1188
00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:47,020
- Bitch.
1189
00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:48,322
- [Jay] Whoa!
1190
00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:51,124
- Oh, yeah, I don't think
1191
00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:53,427
the network settings
is the problem.
1192
00:49:55,395 --> 00:49:57,665
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.
1193
00:49:57,799 --> 00:49:59,299
- [Thalia] Dude,
that's vandalism.
1194
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:01,636
- What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?
1195
00:50:01,769 --> 00:50:04,539
- Someone with a death
wish, that's who.
1196
00:50:04,672 --> 00:50:06,875
- It's fucking on time.
1197
00:50:07,007 --> 00:50:09,878
Get fried, you little fuckers!
1198
00:50:10,945 --> 00:50:13,447
(Jay shouts)
1199
00:50:14,983 --> 00:50:17,652
Ah, that's right.
1200
00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:19,453
- Hold on.
1201
00:50:19,587 --> 00:50:20,788
- We gotta help them.
1202
00:50:23,056 --> 00:50:24,224
- What's that?
1203
00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:25,459
- Flare gun, baby.
1204
00:50:28,830 --> 00:50:31,799
(shoe squeaks)
1205
00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:34,002
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.
1206
00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:35,302
Either way, it's a win win.
1207
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:43,811
It's about to be lit.
1208
00:50:43,945 --> 00:50:45,479
(gun fires)
1209
00:50:45,613 --> 00:50:46,648
(flare whistles)
1210
00:50:46,781 --> 00:50:48,683
- A flare, seriously?
1211
00:50:51,819 --> 00:50:53,487
(water splashes)
1212
00:50:53,621 --> 00:50:56,524
- Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.
1213
00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:59,092
- What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?
1214
00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:00,828
- What the fuck?
1215
00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:03,731
- I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.
1216
00:51:04,799 --> 00:51:07,001
It's physics?
1217
00:51:07,134 --> 00:51:08,536
- Yeah, sure.
1218
00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:13,041
- Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.
1219
00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:15,342
This is it, all
right, here we go.
1220
00:51:16,711 --> 00:51:17,545
(shoe squeaks)
1221
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:19,212
(gun fires)
1222
00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:20,748
(flare whistles)
1223
00:51:20,882 --> 00:51:23,383
(slow music)
1224
00:51:25,019 --> 00:51:26,788
Oh. (sighs)
- Oh, shit!
1225
00:51:26,921 --> 00:51:28,188
- Oh!
1226
00:51:28,322 --> 00:51:29,389
(Jay yells)
1227
00:51:29,524 --> 00:51:31,258
(Mason screams)
1228
00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:34,428
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.
1229
00:51:34,562 --> 00:51:37,599
- Maybe I overshot that one.
1230
00:51:37,732 --> 00:51:38,766
- Yeah.
1231
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:40,434
- Yeah, I think astronomically.
1232
00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,804
- At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.
1233
00:51:42,937 --> 00:51:45,305
(fire crackles)
(metal creaks)
1234
00:51:45,907 --> 00:51:46,708
- Oh, we're going down.
1235
00:51:46,841 --> 00:51:47,909
- Holy shit!
1236
00:51:49,077 --> 00:51:49,911
No!
1237
00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:51,411
- Oh, no!
1238
00:51:51,546 --> 00:51:52,880
(Mason thuds)
1239
00:51:54,281 --> 00:51:56,149
- [Mason] Oh!
1240
00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:57,552
- Do you think I killed them?
1241
00:51:57,685 --> 00:51:59,887
- Yeah, that- that
seems probable.
1242
00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:02,289
- Oh, shit, where are
we supposed to go?
1243
00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:04,626
- It's swim time,
bro, do or die.
1244
00:52:04,759 --> 00:52:05,760
- You out your
motherfucking mind.
1245
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:07,562
I'm not jumping off that.
1246
00:52:07,695 --> 00:52:08,930
- The drop's not even bad.
1247
00:52:09,063 --> 00:52:10,263
We just need to
lead ourselves off
1248
00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:12,000
with a head start, come on.
1249
00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:13,233
- When I die, I'm
gonna come back
1250
00:52:13,367 --> 00:52:14,969
and I'm gonna whoop your ass.
1251
00:52:15,103 --> 00:52:17,772
- Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.
1252
00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:19,172
You got this.
1253
00:52:19,306 --> 00:52:20,307
- Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your ass!
1254
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,943
I'm gonna whoop your ass!
1255
00:52:22,076 --> 00:52:23,143
- Wait, what?
1256
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:24,144
- Oh, yay. (claps)
- Nice.
1257
00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:25,245
- Well done, boys.
1258
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,413
- Oh, whoa.
1259
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:29,951
- I don't got this.
1260
00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:31,351
- Bro.
1261
00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:32,486
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!
1262
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:33,688
- What?
1263
00:52:33,821 --> 00:52:35,023
- Your fucking leg is on fire.
1264
00:52:35,155 --> 00:52:37,357
(Jay screams)
1265
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:38,860
Whoa.
1266
00:52:38,993 --> 00:52:40,293
- Oh, and he just
jumped. (water splashes)
1267
00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:42,195
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, shit.
1268
00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:48,268
- Oh, oh, oh, shit.
1269
00:52:48,402 --> 00:52:51,973
I nailed that
shit, son. (laughs)
1270
00:52:52,106 --> 00:52:55,109
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!
1271
00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:58,613
(dog growls)
1272
00:53:01,983 --> 00:53:04,552
(Mason yells)
1273
00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:07,387
(water splashes)
1274
00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:10,825
- Come on.
1275
00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:11,993
- I got you-
1276
00:53:12,126 --> 00:53:14,128
- Stop splashing on me, bro.
1277
00:53:14,261 --> 00:53:16,998
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah. (laughs)
1278
00:53:17,131 --> 00:53:18,566
- All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,
1279
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,500
we out, zero dilly dally.
1280
00:53:20,635 --> 00:53:22,704
- Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.
1281
00:53:23,705 --> 00:53:25,472
- Oh, shit.
1282
00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:28,910
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.
1283
00:53:29,043 --> 00:53:30,912
- Hey, how fucking high are you?
1284
00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:35,315
- Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your fucking roll-
1285
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:38,586
- Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?
1286
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,155
- You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.
1287
00:53:41,288 --> 00:53:43,825
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,
1288
00:53:43,958 --> 00:53:45,193
not happening now, man.
1289
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:47,095
- Yo, are you for
real right now?
1290
00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:49,496
You've got no bat phone,
1291
00:53:49,630 --> 00:53:51,899
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?
1292
00:53:52,033 --> 00:53:53,400
- No, bro, everything
ran through
1293
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:55,770
that one glorious data tower.
1294
00:53:55,903 --> 00:53:57,505
- Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,
1295
00:53:57,638 --> 00:53:59,674
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,
1296
00:53:59,807 --> 00:54:02,110
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,
1297
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:04,444
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?
1298
00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:06,279
- It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any
1299
00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:08,850
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.
1300
00:54:08,983 --> 00:54:10,518
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be
1301
00:54:10,651 --> 00:54:11,753
through the Vincetopia
party barge-
1302
00:54:11,886 --> 00:54:13,353
- What, where?
1303
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:14,756
- What the bummer is
is that it's, like,
1304
00:54:14,889 --> 00:54:16,289
way on the other
side of the island.
1305
00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:17,592
- Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds
1306
00:54:17,725 --> 00:54:19,193
between here and there.
1307
00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:21,896
- Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?
1308
00:54:22,029 --> 00:54:24,297
- Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.
1309
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:28,468
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.
1310
00:54:28,603 --> 00:54:30,638
- Oh, shit.
1311
00:54:30,772 --> 00:54:32,240
(Mason snorts)
1312
00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:33,473
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar
1313
00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:34,642
and the boat, they're in, like,
1314
00:54:34,776 --> 00:54:36,476
two totally opposite directions.
1315
00:54:36,611 --> 00:54:37,879
- [Killer Queen] True, true.
1316
00:54:38,012 --> 00:54:40,313
- Hey, tough break
about your bro.
1317
00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:43,117
But chances are he's
already dog meat.
1318
00:54:43,251 --> 00:54:46,087
Let's cut our
losses and fuck off.
1319
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,623
- Please do fuck off, Mason.
1320
00:54:48,756 --> 00:54:51,458
I am not leaving
without my brother.
1321
00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:53,661
- Go ahead, we're
out like trout.
1322
00:54:53,795 --> 00:54:55,428
Thalia, give me the key.
1323
00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:57,497
- No, man, that's not very cool.
1324
00:54:57,632 --> 00:54:59,432
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,
1325
00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:01,769
so super great
plan, bro, really.
1326
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:05,006
- Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,
1327
00:55:05,139 --> 00:55:08,643
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?
1328
00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:12,513
- Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.
1329
00:55:12,647 --> 00:55:14,015
- [Violet] You don't
have to listen to him.
1330
00:55:14,148 --> 00:55:15,950
- Don't be an asshole.
1331
00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:17,952
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?
1332
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,821
- [Jay] Oh, you a scammer.
1333
00:55:19,954 --> 00:55:22,657
- No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.
1334
00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,491
- Y'all need to stop
fucking arguing.
1335
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:25,693
This is what we fucking do.
1336
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:27,528
Violet and I, we rolling out.
1337
00:55:27,662 --> 00:55:29,163
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort
1338
00:55:29,297 --> 00:55:31,933
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?
1339
00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:33,634
(Mason scoffs)
1340
00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:35,269
- Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?
1341
00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,469
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.
1342
00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:37,672
- Are you fucking kidding me?
1343
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:38,840
- Prick.
1344
00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:40,308
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia
1345
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,976
and keep an eye on that asshole.
1346
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,678
- Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,
1347
00:55:43,811 --> 00:55:45,445
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.
1348
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:47,515
- Perfect, let's get this
shit show on the road
1349
00:55:47,648 --> 00:55:50,685
while them damn canines out
there still licking they balls.
1350
00:55:51,686 --> 00:55:52,620
- Hey.
1351
00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:55,656
Don't die and shit.
1352
00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:56,691
- You too.
1353
00:55:58,826 --> 00:56:00,393
- I'll be upstairs.
1354
00:56:00,528 --> 00:56:03,231
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.
1355
00:56:03,363 --> 00:56:05,199
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.
1356
00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:06,200
What the fuck is your problem?
- I bet your dick is so big.
1357
00:56:06,334 --> 00:56:07,235
- [Mason] Fucking huge.
1358
00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,302
- [Killer Queen] Bye.
1359
00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:09,737
(slow dramatic music)
1360
00:56:09,871 --> 00:56:11,505
(dogs barking)
1361
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,373
- [Jay] Oh, he dead, dead.
1362
00:56:13,507 --> 00:56:15,009
(flies buzzing)
1363
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:16,476
(dogs whining)
1364
00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:17,645
- [Thalia] My sister's
gonna be so mad.
1365
00:56:17,778 --> 00:56:19,347
She's gonna have my ass.
1366
00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,481
I mean, she's just gonna
go fucking nuclear, dude.
1367
00:56:21,616 --> 00:56:23,551
- The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,
1368
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,385
but you didn't shuffle the deck.
1369
00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:26,754
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?
1370
00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:28,322
- She specifically warned me not
1371
00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:29,489
to come looking for this place.
1372
00:56:29,624 --> 00:56:31,491
(slow dramatic music)
1373
00:56:31,626 --> 00:56:34,362
(dog whines)
1374
00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:35,763
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,
1375
00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:37,765
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.
1376
00:56:37,899 --> 00:56:39,567
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-
1377
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,068
- Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.
1378
00:56:41,202 --> 00:56:42,670
I don't think the
media is gonna be-
1379
00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,940
- I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.
1380
00:56:49,911 --> 00:56:52,747
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden fucking Hearst.
1381
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:53,681
(Killer Queen gasps)
1382
00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:55,116
(bell rings)
1383
00:56:55,249 --> 00:56:56,183
- [Director] Come
on, hurry up, kids.
1384
00:56:56,317 --> 00:56:57,919
- [Hayden] Thank you.
1385
00:56:58,052 --> 00:56:59,053
- [Assistant] Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty
1386
00:56:59,186 --> 00:57:00,354
- [Hayden] Oh, thank you.
1387
00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:01,756
- [Assistant] Hey, Hayden.
1388
00:57:01,889 --> 00:57:03,391
- Can this wait,
we're about to roll.
1389
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:06,794
- I really think
you should see this.
1390
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:07,962
- Spike just, like,leaps on him, right,
1391
00:57:08,095 --> 00:57:09,130
starts ripping on him-
1392
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:10,164
- [Hayden] Good God, Thalia.
1393
00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,600
- He just goes, like, HannibalLecter on his ass.
1394
00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:13,701
- What, is that a prank?
1395
00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:16,637
- I don't think so.
1396
00:57:16,771 --> 00:57:17,705
- [Announcer] Ms. Hearst,we're ready for you on set.
1397
00:57:17,838 --> 00:57:20,107
- [Hayden] Be right there!
1398
00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:21,976
- [Jay] So he's still
in the basement?
1399
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:23,778
- [Violet] Was that
blood here before?
1400
00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:25,579
- No, that's fresh.
1401
00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:28,215
- Collins, you down there?
1402
00:57:32,086 --> 00:57:32,954
Oh, shit.
1403
00:57:33,087 --> 00:57:34,555
- Well, he gone now.
1404
00:57:34,689 --> 00:57:35,488
(door creaks)
1405
00:57:35,623 --> 00:57:37,625
(bottles clinking)
1406
00:57:41,195 --> 00:57:43,264
(bottles clinking)
1407
00:57:50,037 --> 00:57:52,640
(objects rustling)
1408
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:55,676
- Collins?
1409
00:57:59,747 --> 00:58:01,082
- Oh, hey, sis.
1410
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:05,453
Farmer Jay, hello.
1411
00:58:05,586 --> 00:58:08,322
Do you guys have
the wifi password?
1412
00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,058
- I sure do not.
1413
00:58:11,192 --> 00:58:13,861
- This is just some
overcooked Insta-fuckery
1414
00:58:13,995 --> 00:58:17,031
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,
1415
00:58:17,164 --> 00:58:19,000
or some other nonsense.
1416
00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:21,102
- I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.
1417
00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:22,837
- Ah.
1418
00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:24,705
- Only ones with the-
1419
00:58:24,839 --> 00:58:26,674
- Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators
1420
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:29,643
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.
1421
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:32,847
- I do, dammit, Thalia.
1422
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:36,784
- Here you go, here they are.
(bottle rattles)
1423
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,652
- What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?
1424
00:58:38,786 --> 00:58:40,321
- I'm just starving.
1425
00:58:40,454 --> 00:58:41,889
- Yeah, what are you taking?
1426
00:58:42,023 --> 00:58:44,825
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?
1427
00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:46,327
We have to go.
- A little bit of this
1428
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:47,495
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.
1429
00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:48,729
- If you keep munching on that,
1430
00:58:48,863 --> 00:58:50,398
then we're gonna
be here forever.
1431
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:51,866
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,
1432
00:58:51,999 --> 00:58:52,833
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.
1433
00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,001
- Hey, buddy, hey-
1434
00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:54,969
- We're gonna be late for what?
1435
00:58:55,102 --> 00:58:56,170
- The boat party.
1436
00:58:56,303 --> 00:58:57,371
- I love parties.
- Yeah.
1437
00:58:57,506 --> 00:58:58,539
- There's a rumor that Vince,
1438
00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:01,642
he might not be living anymore.
1439
00:59:01,776 --> 00:59:03,477
- You say not living
anymore, as in?
1440
00:59:03,611 --> 00:59:05,379
- Among the living now.
1441
00:59:07,615 --> 00:59:09,216
- Like, dead?
1442
00:59:09,350 --> 00:59:10,584
Have you called Thalia?
1443
00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:12,053
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,
1444
00:59:12,186 --> 00:59:13,154
but it went straight
to voicemail.
1445
00:59:13,954 --> 00:59:15,156
- Fuck me.
1446
00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:18,527
(slow dramatic music)
1447
00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:24,031
(glass shatters)
1448
00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:25,766
- [Thalia] Hayden told me
about her crazy experience
1449
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,568
on "The Breed," and.
1450
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:29,737
- I can't believe Hayden
fucking Hearst is your sister.
1451
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:32,206
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.
1452
00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:34,075
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.
1453
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,609
- It's okay, we all
have our quirks,
1454
00:59:35,743 --> 00:59:37,512
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.
1455
00:59:39,013 --> 00:59:40,515
- All right, assholes.
1456
00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:43,417
(bottle rattles)
1457
00:59:43,552 --> 00:59:44,553
The time is up.
1458
00:59:44,685 --> 00:59:45,554
- Bro.
- Geez.
1459
00:59:45,686 --> 00:59:47,556
- Let's roll.
1460
00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:49,558
- Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?
1461
00:59:49,690 --> 00:59:51,592
- Oh, oh, god.
1462
00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:53,794
Geez, dude, chill out.
1463
00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:56,197
(Mason burps)
1464
00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:57,765
Oh, god, that's fucking nasty.
- Ugh.
1465
00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,101
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.
1466
01:00:00,234 --> 01:00:02,303
Jesus Christ, you're gross.
1467
01:00:02,436 --> 01:00:04,805
- Yeah, you think
you're better than me?
1468
01:00:04,939 --> 01:00:06,073
(Killer Queen yells)
1469
01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:07,608
(Killer Queen groans)
1470
01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:08,642
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!
1471
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:11,112
Hey, ow, shit.
1472
01:00:11,245 --> 01:00:12,246
- Come on, why are you
making this harder?
1473
01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:13,147
- [Thalia] Get off of me!
1474
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,482
(both shouting)
1475
01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:16,150
- Hey, what the
fuck are you doing?
1476
01:00:16,283 --> 01:00:17,251
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.
1477
01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:18,819
What, no, you can't-
1478
01:00:18,953 --> 01:00:20,988
- [Killer Queen] Get off
of her, get off of her!
1479
01:00:21,122 --> 01:00:23,424
- It's mine!
1480
01:00:23,558 --> 01:00:24,391
- [Killer Queen] I
told you to stop.
1481
01:00:24,526 --> 01:00:25,893
(vase shatters)
1482
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:26,927
- Nice.
1483
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,630
Hell, yeah.
1484
01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:32,900
Oh, god, that's nasty.
1485
01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:34,902
- Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks
1486
01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,837
and you wasted
them, man, fuck you.
1487
01:00:36,971 --> 01:00:38,573
- You're dead!
1488
01:00:38,706 --> 01:00:40,074
- Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.
1489
01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,909
- Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly.
1490
01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:44,178
(dog roars)
(Mason screams)
1491
01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,446
- Holy shit.
1492
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:47,848
(group screaming)
1493
01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:51,285
- Put the gun down.
1494
01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:52,753
It's crazy.
1495
01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,488
- Shit, key!
1496
01:00:54,623 --> 01:00:55,656
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.
1497
01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:56,924
- Let's just go, go, go, go.
1498
01:00:57,057 --> 01:00:58,359
- Get back here!
- Let's go.
1499
01:00:58,492 --> 01:01:01,428
- Where are you
going, you asshole?
1500
01:01:01,563 --> 01:01:04,031
(dog growls)
1501
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,135
- [Thalia] Oh, shit,
Mason, watch out!
1502
01:01:08,269 --> 01:01:11,506
(Mason screams)
1503
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,609
(Thalia shouting)
(Killer Queen shouting)
1504
01:01:14,742 --> 01:01:16,844
(Mason screams)
1505
01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,780
(doors rattling)
1506
01:01:24,451 --> 01:01:26,287
(Collins mutters)
1507
01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:29,957
- Collins.
1508
01:01:30,090 --> 01:01:32,627
- Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1509
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,629
- [Thalia] Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.
1510
01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:35,963
- Get in!
- Whoa!
1511
01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:38,499
- [Thalia] Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.
1512
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:40,467
- Hello.
1513
01:01:40,602 --> 01:01:41,969
- Goddamn, you look like shit.
1514
01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:44,138
- Hey, do you know
the wifi password?
1515
01:01:44,271 --> 01:01:45,239
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.
1516
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:46,974
- Yo, where's Mason Kelly?
1517
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:48,876
- Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?
1518
01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,010
(golf cart revs)
1519
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:51,045
Wait, what- what happened?
1520
01:01:51,178 --> 01:01:52,213
- A dog got him.
1521
01:01:52,346 --> 01:01:53,914
- [Thalia] And the boat key.
1522
01:01:54,048 --> 01:01:56,217
- [Jay] Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig shit.
1523
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:57,686
- Oh, no.
1524
01:01:57,818 --> 01:01:59,386
- Oh, no, fucking shit, no.
1525
01:01:59,521 --> 01:02:01,255
Fuck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?
1526
01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,324
- [Thalia] You gotta push it.
1527
01:02:03,457 --> 01:02:04,693
- I got it, I got it.
1528
01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:06,695
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.
1529
01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:10,197
- [Thalia] You guys got this!
- [Jay] Go!
1530
01:02:11,465 --> 01:02:13,033
- [Thalia] You got this,
you're doing great, man.
1531
01:02:13,167 --> 01:02:14,569
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.
1532
01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:15,836
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.
1533
01:02:15,970 --> 01:02:18,005
Push, go. (grunts)
1534
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:20,709
- [Thalia] Push it, let's go.
1535
01:02:20,841 --> 01:02:22,577
(dog howls)
1536
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,446
- Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.
1537
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:27,682
- [Thalia] That's great, man.
1538
01:02:27,815 --> 01:02:29,083
- [Collins] Farther and faster.
1539
01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:30,918
- [Thalia] Just
a little further.
1540
01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:33,187
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
1541
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,055
- Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!
1542
01:02:35,189 --> 01:02:39,226
(dogs barking)
1543
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,861
- [Thalia] You've got
this, you've got this!
1544
01:02:40,995 --> 01:02:42,129
(Jay grunts)
1545
01:02:42,263 --> 01:02:43,698
A little faster.
1546
01:02:44,832 --> 01:02:45,700
- [Violet] Shit.
1547
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:46,635
- [Thalia] Let's go!
1548
01:02:46,767 --> 01:02:47,801
(dogs barking)
1549
01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:50,371
(golf cart revs)
1550
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:52,206
- Man, how much more
of this bullshit
1551
01:02:52,339 --> 01:02:53,941
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?
1552
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:56,944
- I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.
1553
01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,046
(dogs barking)
1554
01:02:59,179 --> 01:02:59,980
- Pump the gas.
1555
01:03:00,114 --> 01:03:01,583
- This is the gas.
1556
01:03:03,183 --> 01:03:05,654
(slow dramatic music)
1557
01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:07,421
(dogs barking)
1558
01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:08,455
- Getting closer!
1559
01:03:12,159 --> 01:03:13,762
- Okay, grab a moonshine bottle
1560
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,496
and aim for the
center of that bridge.
1561
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:17,931
You light it up.
1562
01:03:18,065 --> 01:03:19,433
Fireball rocketing in three,
1563
01:03:21,201 --> 01:03:22,102
two.
1564
01:03:23,705 --> 01:03:24,506
- Oh, it's you.
1565
01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:25,740
(bridge clatters)
1566
01:03:25,873 --> 01:03:27,141
- All right, go.
1567
01:03:27,274 --> 01:03:30,077
- [Killer Queen]
Yeah, blaze and go!
1568
01:03:34,783 --> 01:03:36,183
(dogs whining)
1569
01:03:36,317 --> 01:03:37,184
- [Jay] See you in
hell, motherfuckers.
1570
01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:38,252
- Sick. Hell, yeah.
1571
01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:41,188
(fire crackling)
1572
01:03:43,324 --> 01:03:44,258
Okay.
1573
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:46,628
Okay, we're here.
1574
01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:49,963
- Is this the shit
Vince was rambling about
1575
01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,266
from that whole movie?
1576
01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:54,034
- Yeah, pretty cool, right?
1577
01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:55,637
- The Universal one was cooler.
1578
01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:57,304
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.
1579
01:03:57,438 --> 01:03:58,839
- Dude, the fact that Vince
1580
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:00,675
and you even stayed
alive long enough
1581
01:04:00,809 --> 01:04:03,344
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.
1582
01:04:03,477 --> 01:04:04,978
- When we first
got to the island,
1583
01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:06,447
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.
1584
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,015
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.
1585
01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,950
- They became
extroverts real fast.
1586
01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:11,519
- Well, a little while
1587
01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:13,220
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,
1588
01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:15,055
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,
1589
01:04:15,189 --> 01:04:16,890
and one dude got bit.
1590
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:18,593
So we had to stop construction
1591
01:04:18,727 --> 01:04:20,294
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,
1592
01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:21,895
and you know Vince,
he's always looking
1593
01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:23,732
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-
1594
01:04:23,864 --> 01:04:25,299
- Jesus Christ.
1595
01:04:25,432 --> 01:04:26,333
- We thought we'd
invite you all here,
1596
01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:28,068
make a game out of it,
1597
01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:29,637
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,
1598
01:04:29,771 --> 01:04:31,840
then it's like a win win.
- My ass.
1599
01:04:31,972 --> 01:04:33,307
- [Thalia] We'd put
it inside the cage,
1600
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,843
the dogs would
come, and then wham,
1601
01:04:34,975 --> 01:04:36,578
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.
1602
01:04:36,711 --> 01:04:39,514
- Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?
1603
01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:40,682
- [Thalia] And
setting off the trap.
1604
01:04:40,981 --> 01:04:43,083
- [Killer Queen] What?
- Yep.
1605
01:04:43,217 --> 01:04:44,918
- [Killer Queen] One
of the good ones.
1606
01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:47,020
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,
1607
01:04:47,154 --> 01:04:48,556
just hold on a second.
1608
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:49,724
I brought you here
because I have something
1609
01:04:49,858 --> 01:04:51,492
that's a total game changer.
1610
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:55,329
- Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice
1611
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:56,497
and give it to the dog?
1612
01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:59,433
- Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.
1613
01:04:59,567 --> 01:05:02,837
- [Thalia] Aha,
check this shit out.
1614
01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,873
- Wait, wait, we might not die.
1615
01:05:05,807 --> 01:05:06,841
(Jay laughs)
1616
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:07,941
- Well, color me impressed then,
1617
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,410
little lady.
- Wow.
1618
01:05:09,544 --> 01:05:11,412
- You've got the
stance and everything.
1619
01:05:11,546 --> 01:05:13,213
- [Killer Queen] Okay.
1620
01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:16,350
- Wait, is that a
goddamn paintball?
1621
01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:18,787
(gun clatters)
1622
01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:21,355
No, you done lost
your goddamn mind.
1623
01:05:22,389 --> 01:05:23,691
- [Thalia] What?
1624
01:05:23,825 --> 01:05:24,859
- [Killer Queen]
I'm sorry, this was
1625
01:05:25,025 --> 01:05:26,594
your game-changing surprise?
1626
01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:28,897
- This really stings without
proper protective gear.
1627
01:05:29,029 --> 01:05:29,898
(Jay laughs)
1628
01:05:30,030 --> 01:05:31,699
I build stuff, okay?
1629
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:35,770
- So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,
1630
01:05:35,904 --> 01:05:38,706
you might as well start
digging your own graves.
1631
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,374
We gotta get it together,
1632
01:05:40,508 --> 01:05:42,242
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me
1633
01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:44,546
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade
1634
01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,947
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,
1635
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,082
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,
1636
01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:53,387
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.
1637
01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:55,222
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,
1638
01:05:55,355 --> 01:05:57,659
Collins, if you ask me for
the fucking wifi password,
1639
01:05:57,792 --> 01:05:58,927
I swear to god.
1640
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,428
- I wasn't gonna.
1641
01:06:01,563 --> 01:06:03,230
- Then what?
1642
01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:04,998
- Hmm, well, nothing.
1643
01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:09,002
- When we first got
here, being trapped
1644
01:06:09,136 --> 01:06:12,239
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.
1645
01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,241
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.
1646
01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:17,010
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,
1647
01:06:17,144 --> 01:06:19,346
and we either fuse
that collective madness
1648
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,651
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.
1649
01:06:23,785 --> 01:06:25,687
The choice is yours.
1650
01:06:28,556 --> 01:06:30,625
- Goddamn. (claps)
1651
01:06:30,758 --> 01:06:32,125
- That was sick, that's sick.
1652
01:06:32,259 --> 01:06:33,661
- All right, that was-
- You rock.
1653
01:06:33,795 --> 01:06:34,796
- I think you guys
are missing the point
1654
01:06:34,929 --> 01:06:35,964
of my- my speech, though-
1655
01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:37,532
- Was no one livestreaming that?
1656
01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:38,465
Should have
been live streaming that.
1657
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:39,601
- I know, right?
1658
01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:40,602
- Hey, I got it from up here.
1659
01:06:41,603 --> 01:06:43,505
Does anybody have
the wifi password?
1660
01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:44,539
(Jay sighs)
1661
01:06:44,672 --> 01:06:46,473
- I'm gonna kill him.
1662
01:06:46,608 --> 01:06:48,208
- Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?
1663
01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:49,677
- I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,
1664
01:06:49,811 --> 01:06:51,946
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.
1665
01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:53,515
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,
1666
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:54,949
cool, cool.
1667
01:06:55,082 --> 01:06:56,684
- Look like the
sun's about to set.
1668
01:06:56,818 --> 01:06:58,185
Thalia's little spit
shooter's not gonna cut it.
1669
01:06:58,318 --> 01:06:59,219
- Man.
- He's right.
1670
01:07:00,822 --> 01:07:02,624
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,
1671
01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:04,859
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.
1672
01:07:04,993 --> 01:07:05,894
- Woof, man.
1673
01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:07,060
- Chomp chomp, bitch.
1674
01:07:07,194 --> 01:07:10,464
- Let's kill those bitches.
1675
01:07:10,598 --> 01:07:12,700
- Does anyone know what the
wifi password is? (mutters)
1676
01:07:12,834 --> 01:07:13,635
(rock music)
1677
01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:14,969
(sword clinks)
1678
01:07:18,205 --> 01:07:20,040
(door creaks)
1679
01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:22,577
(rock music continues)
1680
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:24,044
(gun clicks)
1681
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:30,518
(rock music continues)
1682
01:07:43,497 --> 01:07:44,866
(gun clicks)
1683
01:07:47,535 --> 01:07:51,271
(rock music continues)
1684
01:08:05,987 --> 01:08:09,724
(rock music continues)
1685
01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:23,938
(Thalia sighs)
1686
01:08:31,879 --> 01:08:35,617
(rock music continues)
1687
01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:40,320
(gun clicks)
1688
01:08:42,389 --> 01:08:46,126
(rock music continues)
1689
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:51,099
(sword clinks)
1690
01:08:58,706 --> 01:08:59,741
(phone clicks)
1691
01:09:02,076 --> 01:09:04,277
(doors rattling)
1692
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:06,748
- I was really
close to my grandpa.
1693
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:09,316
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car
1694
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,519
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst
1695
01:09:11,653 --> 01:09:14,122
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.
1696
01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:16,024
- I'm actually a fan.
1697
01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:18,191
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.
1698
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:20,260
- Oh, thanks, so glad you did.
1699
01:09:20,394 --> 01:09:22,964
- Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry.
1700
01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:26,199
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,
1701
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:29,169
and it's inspiring, dude.
1702
01:09:29,302 --> 01:09:30,705
- Thalia, have you ever thought
1703
01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:32,172
about following in
your sister's footsteps
1704
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:33,808
with the whole acting thing?
1705
01:09:33,941 --> 01:09:35,342
- You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,
1706
01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:38,178
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.
1707
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:40,280
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose
1708
01:09:40,414 --> 01:09:42,850
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.
1709
01:09:42,984 --> 01:09:44,351
- [Jay] How'd you guys meet?
1710
01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:46,821
- Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,
1711
01:09:46,954 --> 01:09:49,691
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.
1712
01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:51,391
- My god, rock bottom.
1713
01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:53,127
- No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.
1714
01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:54,128
- [Violet] That's cool.
(Jay laughs)
1715
01:09:54,261 --> 01:09:55,630
(Collins snores)
1716
01:09:55,763 --> 01:09:57,197
- [Violet] Someone
is a deep sleeper.
1717
01:09:57,330 --> 01:09:59,232
- [Killer Queen] He
is really drooling.
1718
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:01,002
- [Jay] I might get him a can.
1719
01:10:01,135 --> 01:10:02,036
- [Thalia] Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-
1720
01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:03,871
(group chattering)
1721
01:10:04,005 --> 01:10:05,405
- I think he would have loved
1722
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:08,042
to have been in that
hut with you guys.
1723
01:10:08,176 --> 01:10:10,410
- We'll bring him
with us next time.
1724
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,013
Once we get to the boat,
1725
01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,681
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.
1726
01:10:15,282 --> 01:10:17,752
(slow music)
1727
01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:20,822
(fabric thumps)
1728
01:10:22,824 --> 01:10:24,892
(slow music continues)
1729
01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:27,595
- Has anyone seen Collins?
1730
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:28,663
- No.
1731
01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:32,667
- He was here a second ago.
1732
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,602
- Last time I saw
him, he went that way.
1733
01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:37,605
- Oh, shit.
1734
01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:40,407
Collins?
1735
01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:43,611
- Collins!
1736
01:10:43,745 --> 01:10:45,278
- Shh!
- Shh!
1737
01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:48,116
(slow music)
1738
01:10:48,248 --> 01:10:50,017
(Collins laughs)
1739
01:10:50,151 --> 01:10:52,620
- I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.
1740
01:10:54,689 --> 01:10:55,556
- Good luck, dude.
1741
01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:57,625
- Thanks.
1742
01:10:57,759 --> 01:10:59,227
- [Killer Queen] Be careful.
1743
01:10:59,392 --> 01:11:00,795
(Jay grunts)
1744
01:11:05,032 --> 01:11:07,969
- Shit, I know you
fucking lying. Collins!
1745
01:11:09,904 --> 01:11:10,805
Collins!
1746
01:11:14,108 --> 01:11:15,076
Man, get your ass over here.
1747
01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:16,611
- Hey, Farmer Jay.
1748
01:11:16,744 --> 01:11:18,546
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
1749
01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:19,981
- You'd better pop it out like
a goddamn jack-in-the-box.
1750
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,281
- Sorry, I was just peeing-
1751
01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:22,415
- Goddamn.
1752
01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:23,584
(Collins hiccups)
1753
01:11:23,718 --> 01:11:24,786
You all kinds of fucked up.
1754
01:11:24,919 --> 01:11:28,321
- Do you have the wifi password?
1755
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,493
Do you have the wifi password?
1756
01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:35,495
- I have it, it's get
in the fucking cart.
1757
01:11:35,630 --> 01:11:36,564
- No spaces?
1758
01:11:36,697 --> 01:11:37,799
- All caps, let's go.
1759
01:11:37,932 --> 01:11:39,734
- Hmm, I never thought of that.
1760
01:11:39,867 --> 01:11:41,602
- [Jay] I found him.
1761
01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:42,603
- Oh, shit.
1762
01:11:44,071 --> 01:11:45,840
(Collins hums)
1763
01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,440
(Collins thuds)
1764
01:11:50,745 --> 01:11:53,014
- [Violet] Okay.
1765
01:11:53,147 --> 01:11:55,116
- I'm feeling omin-tiferous.
1766
01:11:55,249 --> 01:11:56,483
- Uh-oh.
1767
01:11:56,617 --> 01:11:58,451
- Hey, buddy, you
all right there?
1768
01:11:58,586 --> 01:11:59,486
- Do you?
1769
01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:02,657
- Do I what?
1770
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:04,125
- Do you (hiccups) know?
1771
01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:05,526
- The muffin man?
1772
01:12:05,660 --> 01:12:08,596
- The wifi password?
1773
01:12:10,932 --> 01:12:14,669
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.
1774
01:12:18,739 --> 01:12:20,007
- I don't want it.
1775
01:12:20,141 --> 01:12:21,474
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.
1776
01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:22,643
- [Violet] Okay,
let's not be that guy.
1777
01:12:22,777 --> 01:12:23,778
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.
1778
01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:24,712
- Cool.
1779
01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:25,813
- Here we go.
1780
01:12:25,947 --> 01:12:27,215
(Collins thuds)
1781
01:12:28,316 --> 01:12:29,951
- So this is a thing.
1782
01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:34,822
- If we ride into those dogs.
1783
01:12:34,956 --> 01:12:37,024
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.
1784
01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:38,893
- Yeah.
1785
01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:40,393
- Good to go, yeah.
1786
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:41,461
- [Collins] Let's go.
(Collins thuds)
1787
01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:43,865
(slow music)
1788
01:12:43,998 --> 01:12:45,533
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.
1789
01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:48,569
(slow rock music)
1790
01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:55,543
(golf cart revs)
1791
01:12:55,676 --> 01:12:57,144
- [Thalia] Holy shit.
1792
01:12:57,278 --> 01:12:58,713
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy shit.
1793
01:12:58,846 --> 01:13:00,181
Holy literal shit.
- Why are we stopping?
1794
01:13:00,314 --> 01:13:02,382
- Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,
1795
01:13:02,516 --> 01:13:04,852
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.
1796
01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:06,988
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.
1797
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,990
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.
1798
01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,825
- [Jay] Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.
1799
01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:17,497
Thalia, hey, Thalia.
1800
01:13:17,632 --> 01:13:19,100
- [Violet] Thalia.
1801
01:13:21,035 --> 01:13:22,904
- Thalia!
1802
01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:24,538
Thalia!
(group chattering)
1803
01:13:24,672 --> 01:13:26,007
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!
1804
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,875
- Oh, shit, hi, Spike.
1805
01:13:28,009 --> 01:13:30,544
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?
1806
01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:33,413
You got a little, you
want some licorice?
1807
01:13:33,547 --> 01:13:36,183
- Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.
1808
01:13:36,317 --> 01:13:38,185
- Looks promising, right?
1809
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:39,287
- It's the best day ever.
1810
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:40,955
- Come on, come on, hurry!
1811
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:42,390
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
1812
01:13:42,523 --> 01:13:43,291
(dogs barking)
1813
01:13:43,423 --> 01:13:44,525
- Nice, guys.
1814
01:13:44,659 --> 01:13:47,295
- Come on, guys.
(golf cart revs)
1815
01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:49,864
(dogs barking)
1816
01:13:49,997 --> 01:13:54,802
(slow dramatic music)
1817
01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,771
- Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?
1818
01:13:56,904 --> 01:13:58,239
- Yep, yep, yes, we are.
1819
01:13:58,372 --> 01:14:00,741
(golf cart revs)
1820
01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:02,209
(group chattering)
1821
01:14:02,343 --> 01:14:04,145
- Oh, shit, oh, shit.
1822
01:14:05,913 --> 01:14:07,982
- Go on.
- Oh, shit.
1823
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:08,983
- Oh, shit.
1824
01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:09,951
- Hold on.
1825
01:14:10,084 --> 01:14:13,154
(group chattering)
1826
01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:14,655
- Come on.
(group chattering)
1827
01:14:14,789 --> 01:14:16,724
(dog yelps)
1828
01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:18,826
- That's right,
I'll cut a bitch.
1829
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,461
- Yeah, we'll cut your ass.
1830
01:14:21,595 --> 01:14:24,799
(slow dramatic music continues)
1831
01:14:28,302 --> 01:14:29,236
Oh, shit.
1832
01:14:30,905 --> 01:14:32,640
(arrow whistles)
1833
01:14:32,773 --> 01:14:34,075
(dogs barking)
1834
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,743
- [Thalia] Fire it,
fire over there!
1835
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:37,345
(dogs barking)
1836
01:14:37,477 --> 01:14:41,782
- Oh, shit, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!
1837
01:14:44,385 --> 01:14:45,619
(Jay laughs)
1838
01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,755
Damn.
1839
01:14:47,888 --> 01:14:49,190
- Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.
1840
01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:50,992
Collins, I need that, seriously.
1841
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,660
Collins, give that back.
1842
01:14:52,793 --> 01:14:54,462
- What's going on back there?
1843
01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:55,596
- He took the sickle.
1844
01:14:55,730 --> 01:14:57,965
- He can't steady himself.
1845
01:14:58,099 --> 01:14:59,166
(sickle clangs)
1846
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,534
- Dude!
(group chattering)
1847
01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:03,204
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?
1848
01:15:03,337 --> 01:15:05,373
- Sorry.
1849
01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:08,476
- Oh, man, whoa.
1850
01:15:08,609 --> 01:15:09,677
- Collins!
- Oh, man.
1851
01:15:09,810 --> 01:15:10,711
- Shit.
1852
01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:12,847
(Collins laughs)
1853
01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:14,281
- [Jay] What the fuck?
1854
01:15:14,415 --> 01:15:15,549
- [Violet] Stop,
stop, stop, we can't
1855
01:15:15,683 --> 01:15:16,684
leave without Collins.
- Shit.
1856
01:15:16,817 --> 01:15:18,886
I'm going in for the save.
1857
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:21,155
- Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.
1858
01:15:21,288 --> 01:15:22,723
Are you ready?
(Jay grunts)
1859
01:15:22,857 --> 01:15:24,625
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?
1860
01:15:24,759 --> 01:15:26,027
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.
1861
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,362
(Jay hollers)
1862
01:15:28,496 --> 01:15:32,400
(dogs barking)
1863
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:33,834
- [Collins] I bet
you can't catch me.
1864
01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:35,036
- Collins!
1865
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:36,704
- Come and get me, Farmer Jay.
1866
01:15:36,837 --> 01:15:39,974
- Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!
1867
01:15:40,107 --> 01:15:41,175
Hold on, bro.
1868
01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:43,077
Damn, he's fast.
1869
01:15:44,011 --> 01:15:45,012
(Collins laughs)
1870
01:15:45,146 --> 01:15:46,847
(Jay groans) Come on, man.
1871
01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:48,517
- Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this shit.
1872
01:15:48,649 --> 01:15:49,917
Join the party.
1873
01:15:50,051 --> 01:15:51,252
(slow music)
1874
01:15:51,385 --> 01:15:53,821
(Jay pants)
1875
01:16:00,461 --> 01:16:03,431
(slow music continues)
1876
01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:04,498
Hang on.
1877
01:16:06,133 --> 01:16:09,937
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.
1878
01:16:10,071 --> 01:16:11,372
- Come on, Collins, man,
1879
01:16:11,506 --> 01:16:13,407
you're gonna get
us killed out here.
1880
01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:16,844
(slow music continues)
1881
01:16:19,013 --> 01:16:21,415
(birds chirping)
1882
01:16:22,983 --> 01:16:24,452
Oh, shit, mother.
1883
01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:26,220
(Collins hiccups)
1884
01:16:28,856 --> 01:16:30,958
You look like shit, man.
1885
01:16:32,193 --> 01:16:33,461
- Dumb luck.
1886
01:16:34,895 --> 01:16:36,063
- Damn.
1887
01:16:36,197 --> 01:16:37,698
(foliage rustles)
1888
01:16:37,832 --> 01:16:39,967
(dog growls)
1889
01:16:40,101 --> 01:16:42,636
(Jay grunts)
1890
01:16:46,173 --> 01:16:48,642
(dog growls)
1891
01:16:52,279 --> 01:16:54,115
(slow dramatic music)
1892
01:16:54,248 --> 01:16:56,984
(dogs growling)
1893
01:17:02,890 --> 01:17:04,325
(Thalia whimpers)
1894
01:17:08,095 --> 01:17:09,463
- [Killer Queen] Shit, oh, shit.
1895
01:17:09,598 --> 01:17:11,165
- Hold on, hold on.
1896
01:17:11,298 --> 01:17:12,601
- We're reversing, we gotta get.
1897
01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:15,669
It's okay, hold on.
1898
01:17:15,803 --> 01:17:17,771
- [Violet] Thalia,
try to hold it steady.
1899
01:17:17,905 --> 01:17:18,772
- [Thalia] What do
you want from me?
1900
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,410
This isn't straight road.
1901
01:17:25,446 --> 01:17:26,981
- Oh, shit, I lost it.
1902
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,918
- This is beyond scary.
1903
01:17:33,988 --> 01:17:35,590
- Guys, cliff.
1904
01:17:35,723 --> 01:17:36,790
- [Thalia] I have
nowhere to go, I can't.
1905
01:17:36,924 --> 01:17:39,628
(group screams)
1906
01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:44,198
(water splashes)
1907
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,935
There's the boat.
(dogs growling)
1908
01:17:48,068 --> 01:17:50,971
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.
1909
01:17:51,105 --> 01:17:54,308
(dogs barking)
1910
01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:56,310
(water splashes)
1911
01:17:56,443 --> 01:17:58,846
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?
1912
01:17:58,979 --> 01:17:59,847
(dogs barking)
1913
01:17:59,980 --> 01:18:01,949
(water splashes)
1914
01:18:03,450 --> 01:18:04,619
Come on, kick those legs.
1915
01:18:04,752 --> 01:18:06,287
- Swim, fishy, swim.
1916
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:07,688
(dog snarls)
1917
01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,558
- Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!
1918
01:18:09,690 --> 01:18:12,193
(group chattering)
1919
01:18:12,326 --> 01:18:14,629
- [Thalia] We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.
1920
01:18:17,031 --> 01:18:19,568
- [Violet] Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.
1921
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:22,236
(group quietly chattering)
1922
01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:25,507
- [Killer Queen] Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!
1923
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,474
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.
1924
01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:29,043
- [Thalia] Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.
1925
01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:30,844
Just put your hands
up my ass and push.
1926
01:18:30,978 --> 01:18:32,813
- Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.
1927
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,683
You're so close.
1928
01:18:34,815 --> 01:18:35,684
- [Killer Queen] Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.
1929
01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,418
Thalia, hang tight.
1930
01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:40,221
(dogs continue barking)
1931
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:42,657
- [Killer Queen] Nice, CrossFit?
1932
01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:43,857
- Pilates.
1933
01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:46,393
Thalia, come on, take my hand.
1934
01:18:46,528 --> 01:18:47,995
- You've got this, girl.
1935
01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:49,730
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.
1936
01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:51,232
- I was homeschooled,
though, man.
1937
01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:52,366
- Oh, shit.
1938
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,101
Come on.
1939
01:18:58,005 --> 01:19:00,508
(Thalia screams)
1940
01:19:00,642 --> 01:19:04,878
- Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.
1941
01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:08,449
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.
1942
01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:11,018
(dog barks)
1943
01:19:16,390 --> 01:19:17,726
Okay.
1944
01:19:17,858 --> 01:19:19,393
(dogs barking)
1945
01:19:19,527 --> 01:19:20,729
Shoot it with the flare gun!
1946
01:19:20,861 --> 01:19:23,264
(dog barks)
1947
01:19:25,099 --> 01:19:27,602
(dog whines)
1948
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:31,372
- Eat my flare, motherfucker.
1949
01:19:31,506 --> 01:19:32,607
(gun fires)
1950
01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:39,079
(water splashes)
1951
01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:41,482
(water fizzes)
1952
01:19:41,616 --> 01:19:43,618
(dogs barking)
1953
01:19:43,752 --> 01:19:45,587
- Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.
1954
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,087
- Thank you guys.
1955
01:19:47,221 --> 01:19:48,723
- Hey, you okay?
1956
01:19:48,856 --> 01:19:50,625
That's amazing, still breathing.
1957
01:19:50,759 --> 01:19:53,093
- Please tell me you
still have the boat key.
1958
01:19:54,128 --> 01:19:54,895
(group laughs)
1959
01:19:55,029 --> 01:19:55,996
- Yes.
1960
01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:57,298
- Okay, let's go get Collins,
1961
01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:58,465
and then we're-
- Fuck, yeah.
1962
01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,634
- The fuck off this island.
1963
01:19:59,768 --> 01:20:01,168
- [Killer Queen] Yes, that.
1964
01:20:01,302 --> 01:20:02,169
- [Mason] I've been
looking for that.
1965
01:20:02,303 --> 01:20:06,340
(slow ominous music)
1966
01:20:06,473 --> 01:20:08,442
- Mason, we all want
to get off this island.
1967
01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:10,844
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.
1968
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:13,814
- Shit, I want my ear back.
1969
01:20:15,316 --> 01:20:17,117
What are you gonna do, huh?
1970
01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:19,587
- Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,
1971
01:20:19,721 --> 01:20:22,289
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,
1972
01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:23,758
and figure this all out, yeah?
1973
01:20:23,891 --> 01:20:26,493
- I tried to get
us all out of here,
1974
01:20:26,628 --> 01:20:28,028
but what did you guys do?
1975
01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:30,799
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.
1976
01:20:30,931 --> 01:20:32,099
What the fuck is the deal,
1977
01:20:32,232 --> 01:20:33,867
fam, huh?
- W- well,
1978
01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:35,936
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.
1979
01:20:36,070 --> 01:20:39,674
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.
1980
01:20:39,808 --> 01:20:41,776
- Yeah, really good job, Mason.
1981
01:20:41,909 --> 01:20:43,511
- Yeah, Mason. (claps)
- Way to go. (claps)
1982
01:20:43,645 --> 01:20:46,447
- Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?
1983
01:20:46,581 --> 01:20:47,481
- Which dog?
1984
01:20:47,615 --> 01:20:49,016
(dog growls)
1985
01:20:49,149 --> 01:20:50,484
This dog?
1986
01:20:50,618 --> 01:20:53,954
(slow dramatic music)
(dog snarls)
1987
01:20:56,624 --> 01:20:58,459
Come here, come here.
1988
01:20:59,761 --> 01:21:01,328
- Don't take another step.
1989
01:21:01,462 --> 01:21:02,831
- Or what?
1990
01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:05,466
(dog growls)
1991
01:21:06,967 --> 01:21:08,001
Sic 'em.
1992
01:21:08,135 --> 01:21:10,170
(dog growls) (arrow whizzes)
1993
01:21:10,304 --> 01:21:11,205
(dogs barking)
1994
01:21:11,338 --> 01:21:13,541
(Killer Queen screams)
1995
01:21:17,679 --> 01:21:19,346
Get them, get them!
1996
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,850
- [Thalia] Push the
dog away from you.
1997
01:21:21,982 --> 01:21:22,916
- You're in my kill box.
1998
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:23,917
- What?
(dog barks)
1999
01:21:24,051 --> 01:21:25,386
- I cannot engage tango.
2000
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,321
- Cool assault rifle, bro.
2001
01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:30,991
Is that a paintball gun?
2002
01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,493
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.
2003
01:21:32,627 --> 01:21:34,361
- Now, Queen.
2004
01:21:34,495 --> 01:21:36,897
(gun fires)
2005
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,068
(dog snarls)
2006
01:21:42,903 --> 01:21:45,072
(water splashes)
2007
01:21:45,906 --> 01:21:47,776
(dogs howling)
2008
01:21:47,908 --> 01:21:49,443
Dude.
- What?
2009
01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:51,679
- [Thalia] Your arm.
2010
01:21:51,813 --> 01:21:54,281
(slow music)
2011
01:21:58,586 --> 01:21:59,521
(Mason yells)
2012
01:21:59,654 --> 01:22:00,421
(Killer Queen screams)
2013
01:22:00,555 --> 01:22:01,723
(dramatic music)
2014
01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:04,458
- Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.
2015
01:22:04,592 --> 01:22:06,226
- Help me up, please.
2016
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,061
- [Violet] Hang on.
- [Killer Queen] Please.
2017
01:22:08,195 --> 01:22:09,531
(Killer Queen screams)
2018
01:22:09,664 --> 01:22:12,734
(water splashes)
2019
01:22:12,867 --> 01:22:15,035
- Bitch, that's right.
(Thalia cries out)
2020
01:22:15,169 --> 01:22:18,071
(Thalia moans)
2021
01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:20,708
(slow music)
2022
01:22:22,109 --> 01:22:23,043
(arrow whistles)
2023
01:22:23,177 --> 01:22:25,747
(Mason groans)
2024
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,782
- Is that all you got?
2025
01:22:28,949 --> 01:22:31,084
(water splashes)
2026
01:22:32,854 --> 01:22:36,123
(dogs growling)
2027
01:22:36,256 --> 01:22:39,426
- I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.
2028
01:22:40,628 --> 01:22:41,563
- I know.
2029
01:22:45,265 --> 01:22:46,300
(slow dramatic music)
2030
01:22:46,433 --> 01:22:48,268
(water splashes)
2031
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:49,604
Okay, run. Run!
2032
01:22:50,404 --> 01:22:53,775
(slow dramatic music continues)
2033
01:22:53,908 --> 01:22:56,578
(Thalia pants)
2034
01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:05,085
What the, why isn't it?
2035
01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:10,023
God, these dogs take big shits.
2036
01:23:14,729 --> 01:23:16,865
(arrow whistles)
2037
01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:18,800
(bottle pops)
Whoa.
2038
01:23:20,234 --> 01:23:22,704
(slow music)
2039
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,976
(dog snarls)
2040
01:23:29,511 --> 01:23:30,377
(dog growls)
2041
01:23:30,512 --> 01:23:31,513
- Oh, shit.
2042
01:23:35,617 --> 01:23:37,050
(boat engine revs)
2043
01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:39,486
- [Thalia] Oh ho ho,
yes, (claps) it worked.
2044
01:23:41,523 --> 01:23:42,690
(Violet cries out)
2045
01:23:42,824 --> 01:23:44,157
(Violet groans)
2046
01:23:45,092 --> 01:23:47,427
(boat engine revs)
2047
01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:49,363
Oh, shit, oh, Violet.
2048
01:23:53,033 --> 01:23:55,369
(slow dramatic music)
2049
01:23:55,502 --> 01:23:57,572
(coin rattles)
2050
01:23:58,606 --> 01:23:59,507
Violet!
2051
01:24:04,512 --> 01:24:06,179
- Collins?
2052
01:24:08,115 --> 01:24:10,585
- Hey, V, there you are.
2053
01:24:10,718 --> 01:24:11,753
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.
2054
01:24:11,886 --> 01:24:13,721
- How'd you get on the boat?
2055
01:24:13,855 --> 01:24:15,690
- With them.
2056
01:24:15,823 --> 01:24:17,992
(slow dramatic music)
2057
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:20,093
I came with them.
2058
01:24:20,227 --> 01:24:22,864
(dogs barking)
2059
01:24:22,997 --> 01:24:24,097
- [Thalia] Violet, come back!
2060
01:24:24,231 --> 01:24:26,433
- This place is paradise!
2061
01:24:26,568 --> 01:24:28,168
- Violet, hold on.
2062
01:24:29,169 --> 01:24:30,538
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
2063
01:24:30,672 --> 01:24:32,239
(door cracks)
2064
01:24:35,242 --> 01:24:37,344
Okay, good boy, oh, God.
2065
01:24:40,147 --> 01:24:42,550
(dogs barking)
2066
01:24:42,684 --> 01:24:43,918
- Collins, you're my brother.
2067
01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:45,620
It's you and me,
2068
01:24:45,753 --> 01:24:47,622
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.
2069
01:24:47,755 --> 01:24:50,223
- [Thalia] Stop.
Here, champagne.
2070
01:24:50,357 --> 01:24:52,026
- [Violet] And you're
gonna get better.
2071
01:24:52,159 --> 01:24:53,427
- [Collins] I know, V.
2072
01:24:53,561 --> 01:24:54,461
- Collins.
2073
01:24:56,196 --> 01:24:57,464
- Okay, good boy.
2074
01:24:57,599 --> 01:24:59,701
(glass shatters)
(dog snarls)
2075
01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:02,135
(Collins cackles)
2076
01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:09,711
(Thalia screams)
2077
01:25:09,844 --> 01:25:12,780
- Don't forget to smash
the like button! (cackles)
2078
01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:14,549
- Shit, fuck, faster.
2079
01:25:14,682 --> 01:25:16,450
(boat engine revs)
2080
01:25:17,919 --> 01:25:18,820
- Collins.
2081
01:25:20,722 --> 01:25:23,457
(Collins yells)
2082
01:25:25,225 --> 01:25:26,661
(arrow whistles)
2083
01:25:26,794 --> 01:25:28,128
- Ah, what the fuck?
2084
01:25:28,261 --> 01:25:31,231
God, that really
fucking hurt, V.
2085
01:25:33,467 --> 01:25:35,268
- That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,
2086
01:25:35,402 --> 01:25:36,671
can you make it, like, like,
2087
01:25:36,804 --> 01:25:39,107
a little heroic or cool looking?
2088
01:25:39,239 --> 01:25:41,643
- You shot my only good ankle.
2089
01:25:41,776 --> 01:25:43,343
- Can you make me look cool?
2090
01:25:45,913 --> 01:25:47,582
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!
2091
01:25:47,715 --> 01:25:50,283
(slow dramatic music)
2092
01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:53,821
No, no, no, no, no. (screams)
2093
01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:56,189
Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude.
2094
01:25:56,323 --> 01:25:58,693
(dog snarls)
2095
01:25:58,826 --> 01:26:00,160
(dog thuds)
2096
01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:02,964
Oh, that was fucking awesome.
2097
01:26:03,097 --> 01:26:05,099
(boat engine revs)
2098
01:26:08,670 --> 01:26:11,839
- Who's driving
this thing, whoa.
2099
01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,173
(boat thuds)
2100
01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:15,510
Ow.
2101
01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:17,377
- [Violet] What was that?
2102
01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:19,647
- Oh, man.
2103
01:26:19,781 --> 01:26:22,449
(dogs barking)
2104
01:26:24,585 --> 01:26:26,054
Fuck!
2105
01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:29,289
Fuck, this close,
this fucking close.
2106
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:32,225
(slow ominous music)
2107
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:36,463
- Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.
2108
01:26:36,597 --> 01:26:40,134
(slow music)
(dogs howling)
2109
01:26:40,267 --> 01:26:42,335
- Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.
2110
01:26:44,539 --> 01:26:46,140
Holy shit.
2111
01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:48,308
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,
2112
01:26:48,442 --> 01:26:50,511
just sitting here, chilling,
2113
01:26:51,679 --> 01:26:53,848
waiting to die, I guess, man.
2114
01:26:53,981 --> 01:26:55,683
(Violet sighs)
2115
01:26:55,817 --> 01:26:56,884
This is my last one.
2116
01:26:58,519 --> 01:26:59,921
You can have the big half.
2117
01:27:01,956 --> 01:27:02,890
- Cheers.
2118
01:27:03,024 --> 01:27:05,225
- Cheers.
2119
01:27:05,358 --> 01:27:08,096
(slow music continues)
(seagulls crying)
2120
01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:09,931
I guess this makes us friends?
2121
01:27:10,064 --> 01:27:12,667
- I'd say we're
friends for life, man.
2122
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:13,601
- Yeah.
2123
01:27:13,735 --> 01:27:15,402
(dogs barking)
2124
01:27:15,536 --> 01:27:17,772
(dogs howling)
2125
01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:19,841
If one of those little
fuckers bites me,
2126
01:27:19,974 --> 01:27:22,242
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?
2127
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:26,279
- You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?
2128
01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:28,516
- Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,
2129
01:27:28,649 --> 01:27:30,051
you can just hit
me over the head
2130
01:27:30,184 --> 01:27:33,420
with it super hard, like, WWE.
2131
01:27:33,554 --> 01:27:35,288
It'd be kind of dope, actually.
2132
01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:37,792
- That sounds so exhausting.
2133
01:27:37,925 --> 01:27:39,894
- Okay, yeah, I feel that.
2134
01:27:40,027 --> 01:27:43,030
I don't want to make
you work harder.
2135
01:27:43,164 --> 01:27:44,766
(dogs barking in distance)
2136
01:27:44,899 --> 01:27:48,136
(slow dramatic music)
2137
01:27:50,605 --> 01:27:54,041
(dogs continue barking)
2138
01:27:56,511 --> 01:27:58,946
(slow dramatic music continues)
2139
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,715
- Okay, let's do this.
2140
01:28:03,050 --> 01:28:05,653
(dogs growling)
2141
01:28:05,787 --> 01:28:07,155
(Thalia grunts)
2142
01:28:08,421 --> 01:28:09,223
(dog barks)
2143
01:28:09,356 --> 01:28:10,158
- Hey, hey.
2144
01:28:13,528 --> 01:28:14,427
Got it.
2145
01:28:17,297 --> 01:28:19,332
(dogs barking)
2146
01:28:20,701 --> 01:28:21,803
(Thalia grunts)
2147
01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:22,937
Fucking get him.
2148
01:28:23,070 --> 01:28:24,238
(dog yelps)
2149
01:28:24,371 --> 01:28:26,007
(water splashes)
2150
01:28:28,743 --> 01:28:30,645
It's not doing any damage.
2151
01:28:30,778 --> 01:28:33,014
It's our last shot, oh, God.
2152
01:28:33,147 --> 01:28:36,316
(slow dramatic music continues)
2153
01:28:44,659 --> 01:28:46,794
The hull, baby.
2154
01:28:46,928 --> 01:28:47,695
(gun fires)
2155
01:28:47,829 --> 01:28:48,763
Whoa!
2156
01:28:49,597 --> 01:28:50,665
(gun fires)
2157
01:28:50,798 --> 01:28:52,700
(helicopter blades whirring)
2158
01:28:52,834 --> 01:28:54,602
(gun fires)
2159
01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:00,942
- Oh, someone's
coming to help us.
2160
01:29:01,075 --> 01:29:02,810
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.
2161
01:29:02,944 --> 01:29:05,546
(dogs barking)
2162
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:13,054
Hayden, Hayden! (laughs)
2163
01:29:13,187 --> 01:29:15,289
Hayden.
(dog barks)
2164
01:29:16,489 --> 01:29:19,160
- Hey, nice boots, hello.
2165
01:29:19,293 --> 01:29:20,661
- Hello.
2166
01:29:20,795 --> 01:29:23,496
- Hey, do you have
the wifi password?
2167
01:29:25,132 --> 01:29:27,134
- Dude, that's my sister.
2168
01:29:27,268 --> 01:29:29,170
- Ah! (Hayden grunts)
2169
01:29:36,944 --> 01:29:39,580
- You know, I think if
I had better footwear,
2170
01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:41,381
I could do that, too.
2171
01:29:41,515 --> 01:29:44,585
- Oh, I think I remember
you, motherfucker.
2172
01:29:47,288 --> 01:29:49,991
(Hayden retches)
2173
01:29:50,124 --> 01:29:51,692
- God, she's cool.
2174
01:29:51,826 --> 01:29:53,728
Hayden, watch out!
2175
01:29:53,861 --> 01:29:56,364
(dog snarls)
2176
01:29:57,497 --> 01:29:58,733
(dog groans)
2177
01:29:58,866 --> 01:30:00,668
Hayden, Hayden!
2178
01:30:00,801 --> 01:30:04,739
- Thalia, hang on, I gotta
fuck with this dog real quick.
2179
01:30:04,872 --> 01:30:06,941
- Fuck yeah, man.
2180
01:30:07,074 --> 01:30:08,576
Holy shit, hi!
2181
01:30:08,709 --> 01:30:11,245
- Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?
2182
01:30:11,379 --> 01:30:13,281
- It's just my brother
that we need to grab.
2183
01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:14,916
- Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?
2184
01:30:15,049 --> 01:30:16,517
- Yeah.
2185
01:30:16,651 --> 01:30:18,119
- Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.
2186
01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:19,086
- It's a long story.
2187
01:30:19,220 --> 01:30:20,288
- Let's go.
2188
01:30:22,089 --> 01:30:24,725
(dog barks)
2189
01:30:24,859 --> 01:30:26,928
Go, go, go, go, go, run!
2190
01:30:27,762 --> 01:30:28,696
Faster!
2191
01:30:30,564 --> 01:30:32,733
- Oh, Hayden, behind you.
2192
01:30:33,668 --> 01:30:34,467
- Play dead.
2193
01:30:34,602 --> 01:30:35,770
(gun fires)
2194
01:30:38,673 --> 01:30:40,107
Let's go.
2195
01:30:40,241 --> 01:30:41,976
(helicopter blades whirring)
2196
01:30:42,109 --> 01:30:44,545
- [Collins] Ow!
2197
01:30:44,679 --> 01:30:46,213
- [Thalia] Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.
2198
01:30:46,347 --> 01:30:47,715
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand
2199
01:30:47,848 --> 01:30:49,116
on the joystick, man.
2200
01:30:50,084 --> 01:30:50,985
- Are you sure?
2201
01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:52,753
- Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,
2202
01:30:52,887 --> 01:30:54,221
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?
2203
01:30:54,355 --> 01:30:56,424
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-
2204
01:30:56,557 --> 01:30:57,892
- Always this, and the other
2205
01:30:58,025 --> 01:30:59,293
one here.
- Are you shitting me?
2206
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:00,995
- Where the fuck are my
sunglasses?
2207
01:31:01,262 --> 01:31:02,430
- Okay.
2208
01:31:02,563 --> 01:31:03,965
- How'd you know
where to find us?
2209
01:31:04,098 --> 01:31:05,465
- Thalia's live stream.
2210
01:31:05,599 --> 01:31:08,102
(helicopter blades whirring)
2211
01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,573
This is fun.
2212
01:31:16,911 --> 01:31:17,979
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.
2213
01:31:18,579 --> 01:31:20,147
- All right.
2214
01:31:20,281 --> 01:31:22,683
(Hayden shouts)
2215
01:31:22,817 --> 01:31:26,153
You pull it again. (laughs)
2216
01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:27,822
- [Thalia] Nice, baby.
(explosion rumbles)
2217
01:31:27,955 --> 01:31:29,256
- [Hayden] Pull it again.
2218
01:31:30,157 --> 01:31:31,592
(Hayden laughs)
2219
01:31:31,726 --> 01:31:32,994
Hell, yeah.
2220
01:31:33,127 --> 01:31:34,161
- Whoa.
2221
01:31:34,295 --> 01:31:35,196
- [Thalia] Burn, baby, burn.
2222
01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:36,197
- It's missing a paw.
2223
01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:37,598
- Hell, yeah.
2224
01:31:37,732 --> 01:31:40,500
(helicopter blades whirring)
2225
01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:47,508
- Wait!
2226
01:31:47,641 --> 01:31:51,345
I'm still here, come back!
2227
01:31:51,479 --> 01:31:54,048
(slow dramatic music)
2228
01:31:54,181 --> 01:31:56,851
(dogs barking)
2229
01:32:00,688 --> 01:32:03,391
(dog growls)
2230
01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:06,293
(slow dramatic music continues)
2231
01:32:10,498 --> 01:32:13,567
- [Director] Let's make
movie magic, everybody.
2232
01:32:15,169 --> 01:32:17,405
- Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,
2233
01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:22,643
it's just a good idea to
(laughs) spread the frosting.
2234
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:27,014
(Grace laughs)
2235
01:32:27,148 --> 01:32:28,849
(slow rock music continues)
2236
01:32:28,983 --> 01:32:30,051
(bottle pops)
- Whoa!
2237
01:32:34,121 --> 01:32:38,025
Could I get a towel? (laughs)
2238
01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:41,362
- Thanks.
2239
01:32:41,495 --> 01:32:42,930
- [Speaker] And
can you wipe off,
2240
01:32:43,064 --> 01:32:44,732
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.
2241
01:32:44,865 --> 01:32:46,100
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.
2242
01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:49,703
- Come on, think
about it. (laughs)
2243
01:32:52,306 --> 01:32:55,443
- All right, right,
all right, come at me.
2244
01:32:55,576 --> 01:32:57,512
- Your mama's a bitch.
2245
01:33:01,816 --> 01:33:06,521
- I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.
2246
01:33:06,654 --> 01:33:07,888
- This feels like a
fucking fever dream.
2247
01:33:08,022 --> 01:33:10,057
- What the fuck
is the deal, fam?
2248
01:33:10,191 --> 01:33:11,926
- [Speaker] We knew you
would be okay, Mason,
2249
01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:14,128
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.
2250
01:33:14,261 --> 01:33:15,296
(group laughs)
2251
01:33:15,429 --> 01:33:16,797
- [Speaker] You need makeup.
2252
01:33:16,931 --> 01:33:18,732
- [Speaker] I can read the line.
2253
01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:22,937
- My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up. (laughs)
2254
01:33:23,070 --> 01:33:25,540
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.
2255
01:33:25,673 --> 01:33:27,074
She should just do me.
2256
01:33:27,208 --> 01:33:28,776
Okay, let's go.
2257
01:33:28,909 --> 01:33:30,311
(both grunting)
2258
01:33:30,444 --> 01:33:31,412
(both laughing)
2259
01:33:31,546 --> 01:33:32,780
- I found him.
2260
01:33:37,685 --> 01:33:40,454
(both grunting)
2261
01:33:40,589 --> 01:33:41,655
- [Virginia] Well.
2262
01:33:41,789 --> 01:33:44,458
(Grace laughs)
2263
01:33:48,295 --> 01:33:51,732
- I've never felt
better in my life.
2264
01:33:51,866 --> 01:33:53,767
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
2265
01:33:55,970 --> 01:33:58,839
- Fuse our collective
force of madness together
2266
01:33:58,973 --> 01:34:00,674
to be an unstoppable force, or-
2267
01:34:00,808 --> 01:34:02,076
(Riele coughs)
2268
01:34:02,209 --> 01:34:03,444
- Sorry, guys.
2269
01:34:08,916 --> 01:34:10,818
(people clapping)
2270
01:34:13,721 --> 01:34:16,323
- What, you're
now leaving, guys?
2271
01:34:16,457 --> 01:34:18,192
- Inside voices,
for the love of God.
2272
01:34:18,325 --> 01:34:20,161
- Audio control
on this jet pack?
2273
01:34:20,294 --> 01:34:22,663
- I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.
2274
01:34:22,796 --> 01:34:24,932
(slow rock music continues)
2275
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:26,000
(Grace laughs)
2276
01:34:27,101 --> 01:34:28,469
- I always wondered
that in movies,
2277
01:34:28,769 --> 01:34:30,437
When are people
finding the time to go pee?
2278
01:34:30,572 --> 01:34:31,505
- Or poop.
2279
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:32,607
There's dogs out there.
2280
01:34:32,907 --> 01:34:34,008
- [Virginia] I know.
2281
01:34:34,141 --> 01:34:35,009
- [Grace] So you
have to hold it.
2282
01:34:36,777 --> 01:34:38,112
- You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"
2283
01:34:38,245 --> 01:34:40,948
Let's go.
(Collins mutters)
2284
01:34:41,081 --> 01:34:43,117
We don't have time for this.
2285
01:34:45,019 --> 01:34:46,487
- [Collins] It's not working.
2286
01:34:46,621 --> 01:34:49,823
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!
2287
01:35:01,035 --> 01:35:02,637
- Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.
2288
01:35:02,770 --> 01:35:05,540
- Okay, okay, okay,
sorry. (laughs)
2289
01:35:07,341 --> 01:35:09,810
- Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.
2290
01:35:11,979 --> 01:35:13,582
- My eyelashes.
2291
01:35:18,319 --> 01:35:19,588
- [Jay] So we need to get her
2292
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,323
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-
2293
01:35:23,625 --> 01:35:25,025
(Grace imitates screaming)
2294
01:35:25,159 --> 01:35:28,162
- [Man] Okay,
okay, another towel.
2295
01:35:28,295 --> 01:35:31,198
(group screaming)
2296
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,002
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!
2297
01:35:35,135 --> 01:35:36,503
- Okay.
2298
01:35:36,638 --> 01:35:38,239
- I said the-
- Real fake. (laughs)
2299
01:35:38,372 --> 01:35:39,708
- [Riele] That was fucking good.
2300
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:41,108
That was good.
- That was goddamn-
2301
01:35:41,242 --> 01:35:42,743
- Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.
2302
01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:46,880
- This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.
2303
01:35:52,019 --> 01:35:54,421
(group cheers)
2304
01:35:54,556 --> 01:35:56,056
(slow music)
2305
01:35:58,359 --> 01:36:01,362
(group quietly chattering)
2306
01:36:01,495 --> 01:36:04,131
(group cheers)
2307
01:36:06,066 --> 01:36:09,738
(group quietly chattering)
2308
01:36:11,238 --> 01:36:13,407
(dog growls)
2309
01:36:13,541 --> 01:36:14,908
- [Man] Bro,
you talking to me?
2310
01:36:16,377 --> 01:36:17,945
- [Killer Queen] What a
time to be alive.
2311
01:36:18,912 --> 01:36:20,981
(slow rumbling)
2312
01:36:21,115 --> 01:36:23,050
(slow music)
2313
01:36:23,183 --> 01:36:24,051
(steam hisses)
2314
01:36:24,184 --> 01:36:26,253
(person screams)
2315
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:30,759
- [Man] Did you
just say it's edible?
2316
01:36:30,891 --> 01:36:33,894
- [Man] He did
say it's edible.
2317
01:36:38,533 --> 01:36:44,271
- [Man] Do you want a
photo or a video?
2318
01:36:44,405 --> 01:36:45,306
(group chattering)
2319
01:36:49,943 --> 01:36:51,680
- [Jay] Bingo.
2320
01:36:51,812 --> 01:36:53,581
- [Violet] There are
signs, we'll find our way.
2321
01:36:53,715 --> 01:36:55,650
- [Jay] We don't
speak these signs.
2322
01:36:55,784 --> 01:36:57,585
(group chattering)
2323
01:36:57,719 --> 01:36:59,754
- [Violet] Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.
2324
01:36:59,887 --> 01:37:01,656
- [Jay] Okay, we
got confidence.
2325
01:37:02,890 --> 01:37:04,358
(group laughs)
2326
01:37:05,893 --> 01:37:07,194
- [Jay] Y'all probably
already know her
2327
01:37:07,328 --> 01:37:08,429
and y'all are
probably gonna send
2328
01:37:08,563 --> 01:37:10,097
me a whole bunch of messages.
2329
01:37:10,331 --> 01:37:11,700
- [Killer Queen] Who are we
talking to right now?
2330
01:37:11,832 --> 01:37:13,100
- [Jay] I have no idea
who you're talking to
2331
01:37:13,233 --> 01:37:14,134
'cause there ain't
no service, so.
2332
01:37:14,268 --> 01:37:15,537
So you can't fall out.
2333
01:37:15,804 --> 01:37:16,538
- [Killer Queen] Exactly,
stay safe, kids.
2334
01:37:16,671 --> 01:37:17,639
(group chattering)
2335
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:21,041
(group chattering)
2336
01:37:25,814 --> 01:37:28,148
- [Jay] None of us speak
Spanish.
2337
01:37:28,282 --> 01:37:33,053
Hey, hey, (indistinct).
2338
01:37:33,187 --> 01:37:35,489
- [Jay] Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.
2339
01:37:35,623 --> 01:37:38,526
(group chattering)
2340
01:37:39,493 --> 01:37:41,228
- [Man] Welcome to Guatemala.
2341
01:37:41,362 --> 01:37:43,997
- [Jay] Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.
2342
01:37:45,633 --> 01:37:46,867
(group chattering)
2343
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,503
- [Collins] Get
it hot and fresh.
2344
01:37:57,177 --> 01:38:00,414
(slow dramatic music)
2345
01:38:15,563 --> 01:38:19,667
(slow dramatic music continues)
2346
01:38:24,338 --> 01:38:28,409
(slow dramatic music continues)
2347
01:39:40,280 --> 01:39:44,017
(slow rock music continues)
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