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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:51,176 Today's big game starts at 2:00. 2 00:00:51,216 --> 00:00:53,476 2:00?! Holy cramolie! 3 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:55,466 Why have I been wasting my time in here? 4 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,150 It's about to start without me! 5 00:01:01,466 --> 00:01:04,196 Yes, yes, yes! 6 00:01:04,233 --> 00:01:06,233 Yee-haw! 7 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,076 All right! Unh! 8 00:01:09,116 --> 00:01:11,276 Yeah! 9 00:01:11,316 --> 00:01:12,266 Hmm. 10 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:18,200 A special game deserves a very special chair! 11 00:01:19,066 --> 00:01:21,326 [Grunting] 12 00:01:32,316 --> 00:01:37,016 Ok. All clear. 13 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:43,246 Ok. Just a bit more this way. Almost perfect. 14 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,473 Let the game begin! 15 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,170 Announcer: The junior/senior golf classic 16 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,250 is about to get underway as Bert fetzer decides 17 00:02:03,283 --> 00:02:06,003 to go with either the 7- or the 9-iron. 18 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:08,283 Yes. I haven't missed a thing. 19 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:11,046 He's going for the 9. Back to the 7. 20 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:14,483 Ok. Pin placement is a little to the left on that. 21 00:02:15,016 --> 00:02:16,216 Dee Dee, come back here with that device! 22 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:19,080 No! You can't have it! I want to play with it! 23 00:02:19,116 --> 00:02:20,426 No! You'll break it! I will not! 24 00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,026 Will too! Will not! 25 00:02:22,066 --> 00:02:23,216 Will too! Will not! 26 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,350 Hey, kids, could you, uh-- 27 00:02:24,383 --> 00:02:26,203 give it back! Come and get it! 28 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:29,133 Dee Dee, stop this! Give it to me! 29 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:30,416 Just tell me what it does! 30 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,050 You are too stupid to understand! 31 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,053 That's it. 32 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:36,203 Quiet! 33 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:37,383 Thanks to your horseplay, 34 00:02:37,416 --> 00:02:41,996 I'm missing the most important match of the year. 35 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:46,173 Now, take your nonsense outside. 36 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,370 Dexter: Let's have it! 37 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,050 Dee Dee: No! It's mine now! 38 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,203 Dee Dee! 39 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,323 Ggrrrr... 40 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:55,100 Announcer: Oh! No doubt that shot puts him well in the lead. 41 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,433 Put who in the lead? Put who in the lead? 42 00:02:57,466 --> 00:03:01,296 Mom: Oh, yeah. You know, I tried that very same recipe, 43 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:04,273 and I got a totally different result. 44 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:08,480 I have no idea what I did wrong. Can you imagine? 45 00:03:09,016 --> 00:03:13,016 Uh, dear heart, would you mind taking that, uh-- 46 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:15,450 would you say that again, Betty? 47 00:03:15,483 --> 00:03:18,433 I was just rudely interrupted. 48 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:19,316 What? 49 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:21,450 Yeah. So do I, but I would never-- 50 00:03:21,483 --> 00:03:23,273 [louder] I say, I would never 51 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,020 combine artichokes and squash... 52 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:28,350 Announcer, louder: ...Who's just having the most terrific day. 53 00:03:28,383 --> 00:03:31,253 [Both talking at once] 54 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:36,000 Honey, do you mind? I, uh-- 55 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:37,053 shh, shh, shh. 56 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:37,403 I can't hear. 57 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,383 Well, I can't hear, either. 58 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:40,396 Then go away. 59 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,123 No. Yes. 60 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,100 No. No. 61 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:45,033 Yes. What's that? 62 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:47,266 Oh, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 63 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,400 Ha ha ha! That reminds me of the time 64 00:03:49,433 --> 00:03:53,473 when I was cleaning the oven and-- [Door opens and closes] 65 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:56,176 Betty? Betty, can you hear me? 66 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:57,316 [Grunting] 67 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,420 [High voice] Sure I can, but I've got to go now. 68 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:03,070 My voice is shot, and I really couldn't stand another minute 69 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,470 of your mindless gab. 70 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,350 Huh? 71 00:04:06,383 --> 00:04:07,233 Unh! 72 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:10,116 See you around the holidays, Betty. 73 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:15,146 Looks good. 74 00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:18,173 All's clear. 75 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,420 Now, let's see some action. 76 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:25,080 Announcer: This is a career-making shot for melbridge. 77 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:27,476 The match rides on this swing alone. 78 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:29,126 Hello, father. 79 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:30,396 I see you are enjoying 80 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,023 your favorite sporting event, 81 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:35,000 and I was thinking what a fine opportunity 82 00:04:35,033 --> 00:04:37,073 this would be for you and I 83 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:40,070 to spend some quality time together. 84 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,070 Well, I guess. 85 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:44,030 And perhaps you could also fill me in 86 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,046 on the strange phenomenon 87 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,383 you call sports. 88 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:49,126 Oh... 89 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,466 Comfy? 90 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,300 Let the bonding begin! 91 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:59,033 Hey, son, why don't we just start by watching the game, huh? 92 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:02,216 Yeah! Come on, batter! Swing! 93 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:04,050 [Golf club hitting ball] 94 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:07,473 Not a good situation for the hapless mccracken. 95 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,130 Dad? Dad? 96 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:10,226 Yeah, son? 97 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,276 Tell me, father, 98 00:05:11,316 --> 00:05:14,146 is the gentleman with the microphone the quarterback, 99 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:16,303 or does he merely kick the ball? 100 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,303 Announcer: I can't believe my eyes! 101 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,333 What? What just happened? 102 00:05:19,366 --> 00:05:22,996 Looked like a pop fly into the end zone. 103 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:23,353 Ohh! 104 00:05:23,383 --> 00:05:25,253 Got to pay attention, dad. 105 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,433 [Golf club hits ball] 106 00:05:26,466 --> 00:05:29,376 Announcer: This is the kind of shot that can make or break a player. 107 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,076 [Dexter crunching loudly] 108 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:35,166 Dexter, I'm afraid you can't watch any more of this. 109 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,150 But, dad, why not? 110 00:05:36,183 --> 00:05:39,373 Son, this is the part of the game that gets... 111 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,480 Well, extremely violent, 112 00:05:41,016 --> 00:05:42,446 and--and you're too young to watch. 113 00:05:42,483 --> 00:05:45,253 The carnage that follows is unspeakable. 114 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:48,203 Run, my son! And cover your eyes! 115 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:50,203 Heh heh heh! 116 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:54,273 Announcer: This is the closest match I've ever seen. 117 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,130 It's coming right down to the wire now, folks. 118 00:05:57,166 --> 00:06:01,396 Every stroke counts. There'll be no more commercial breaks. 119 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:05,073 This match at flushing meadows is just whizzing by, 120 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,130 but you're in luck 121 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,096 because the tension is swelling with no relief in sight. 122 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:13,473 He's in the lead now, but will he hold it? 123 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,346 Whew! That was--huh? 124 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,083 Game show host: Just one more spin, 125 00:06:20,116 --> 00:06:21,126 and you can pick your vowel. 126 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:25,296 Hey, now, that's not fair. My game! It's almost-- 127 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,333 shh! Shh! Shh! 128 00:06:27,366 --> 00:06:31,416 My game! My--my sp-special chair! 129 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:34,080 How dare you do this?! 130 00:06:34,116 --> 00:06:36,176 [Crying loudly] 131 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:42,396 Honey, could you move? And will you please wait till the commercial? 132 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:45,283 Aah! Aah! 133 00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:49,196 Aah! Aah! 134 00:06:49,483 --> 00:06:53,483 Announcer: What a match. Oh, what an incredible... 135 00:06:54,016 --> 00:06:55,016 Hey, thanks again, Barney. 136 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:58,470 I sure am glad you let me watch the game with you. 137 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,200 I can't tell you the time I had 138 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:02,383 trying to watch it at my house. 139 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:06,016 Nothing but jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber. 140 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,470 Phone talking, kids going crazy. 141 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,230 Oh, man, I mean, distractions galore-- 142 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:12,346 just between you and me-- us guys, you know-- 143 00:07:12,383 --> 00:07:17,273 and all I wanted was to watch the game in my special chair, 144 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:21,050 but no! 9411

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