Original subtitles

Daddy, when's the game starting?

It's going to start soon.

When are folks on JMAC coming?

I don't know. They'll be here when they get here.

When are they coming over?

When are they coming?

They'll be here when they get here.

The game's about to start.

Yay! Just relax. Watch the game.

Maybe this guy will run the kickoff back for a touchdown.

Yeah!

I see you're so enthusiastic about football.

I love it.

It's like a tight hand.

Hold on to the ball.

Can you pull up the tip again?

Yeah.

Lock it up.

Yeah. Go!

Go, go, go, go, go.

Yeah.

Yeah. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone to the house.

Yeah.

Thanks.

I told you he was going to run it back.

Yeah. Yeah.

I should be a commentator.

Shit, I missed the play.

Well, the replay will come on. Just hang on for a second.

You guys catch the replay. He ran the ball back for a touchdown right off the

bat. Okay, okay.

In the car, bro. This was crazy.

What's up, buddy?

Hey, what's up, guys?

We heard you on the radio.

Yeah,

I just got a fresh cut before I got in.

Thank you, thank you.

Okay, thanks. It was great. Nice setup.

Who did all this?

Me.

Come on guys, come on. It's going on, man. Come on. Oh, yeah. All right.

What's up, man? All right. Good? Yeah, man. Good stuff.

Oh, shit.

Tight up, huh?

Mm -hmm. All right. It's going quick. For real. Cool.

You guys want anything?

No.

No, I'm good for now. You're in the way.

Good job. Thank you.

Woo! Yeah, we just got the ball.

Yes, thank God. Finally.

Good shit.

Hopefully, you know, get some more points on. You know, you can only win if

score a touchdown.

You can only score three points.

You need a touchdown.

Six points and an extra point.

Miami's been doing pretty good, though. Let me tell you.

I remember back in college, I was a man.

Football, quarterback, whoo. Yeah, I remember that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I like my stories. I like my stories. I like my stories. I like my

stories. I like my stories.

I like my stories.

I like my stories. I like my stories.

I like my stories.

I like my stories.

I like my stories. Come on, I'll pass them off. I'll bring them to you. Nah,

man.

That's hard work.

I'll bring them out. Bring them hard work, yeah. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

All right,

all right.

What's up with the trophies, though, you don't get them?

We've been outvoted.

Okay.

There you go.

Oh, man.

What took you guys so long to get here?

I think he's going to intercept the ball, man. He's going to run it.

He's running there for sure. He has to be. Look at him. I don't really like

quarterback, man.

He's setting up the audible right now.

Hopefully, you know, we get this ball back.

On the one.

Got to get it. Got to get it. Come on.

All right.

There it goes. There it goes. There it goes.

Right there. Bam.

There you go.

Woo. Yeah.

Bring it over here. Nice. Bring it over here.

Oh, man.

I told you the screen pass was coming. Yeah.

You're right. You're right about that. You're right about that for sure.

It takes me back to the old days. Come on. Yeah, get him.

Get it back. There you go.

Bring it back. Let's get this touchdown. We're in the end zone almost.

Let's go.

Yeah. Fucking game is crazy.

I know, man. I'm scoring fast.

Yeah. What is it? 17 -14 now?

It's a cool game. We need one more touchdown to get the lead.

14 -14.

Oh, there's the interception.

Damn. Oh, man.

Damn. Damn. Good for a minute.

I got a fucking bet on this game, too.

Oh, what you got? How much you got? About 500.

500?

It's not bad, but it is. I don't bet anymore.

You don't bet on one? No.

Damn, man.

We need defense, man. We can't win a game with no defense.

Interceptions and nothing.

Yeah, true. Because, you know, without the defense, there's nothing going to

happen because these guys are not getting any completions. We need the

to step up, get some fumbles, some good hits.

You know, maybe an interception here or two.

A couple of sacks. Take six would be great.

Get us back in this game, you know.

For real.

It's all right.

It's got to stay positive, you know.

It's hard to stay positive when you're not going to eat back then.

Yeah.

Chips. You got to perform right now, you know. I like those chips.

You blow the game with one simple mistake, you know.

That's all it takes. Every play counts.

These chips are good, man.

I think I eat them because I'm nervous about the game.

So why the fuck are you taking off your shirt? My boyfriend just broke up with

me.

My brother didn't know what a black piece of ass he had on his roof.

All

these

are. 18?

Damn.

Look at you all growing up now.

Okay?

Damn. What are you thinking about? You know what I mean?

What are you thinking about?

What are you doing?

You can't do that.

You can't be my brother. If I can.

It's crazy.

Oh my

god, it's so big.

He's about to score.

Touchdown. Touchdown. You guys see the touchdown?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We saw it. We saw it.

Nice. All right. Back in this game.

About time.

Take that onside. Score another one.

All right, let's get this on -site now.

I don't know, the guy looks off -guys, man. He's gotta line up, right?

I don't know. I'm not sure he's gonna be on -site.

Shit, no, he's got too many guys on the field.

Oh, man.

God.

I called him. He's got a lot of guys on the field.

Yeah.

Dang, man.

I told you. Now they can't do the on -site game. They screwed up. Shit.

Yeah.

All right, we got the ball back.

Yeah, now we need to get the points.

Troy, that penalty screwed us up, man, but I think we'll get it back, you know?

Yeah. We just got to get these three now, and then, you know, get a good pump

return. I get so nervous watching these games, man. Come on, man, let's go.

Babe, can you get me a drink?

What are you?

Oh, man.

Thank you.

Oh, man.

This game came closer than I thought.

Yeah.

It's always like that.

Oh, interception. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Good shit, man. Yeah. Now we got a

score.

Easier said than done. Yeah.

Get out. There you go.

I'm a ball.

All right.

Yeah, yeah. So spiral.

I used to. Oh, yeah.

One of my favorite balls.

Great memorabilia here. Yeah.

Great memories on this one.

Here you go, man. Heisman thing.

All right.

Got to do the Heisman thing, though.

Ball in.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Oh, that's right. You're a Heisman winner.

Yeah, I wasn't a Heisman winner, but I should have been for sure.

Yeah, I hear that, man. For real.

Oh, man, so.

Oh, looks like we're going to get in the field goal range bubble,

okay? We're not going to win scoring field goals, you know.

We need to get touchdowns. Yep.

Oh,

shit.

He dropped the pass.

It's all right.

We'll give it back.

Oh, we got a punt. That's not good.

Where's the pizza at?

It's been over an hour.

Food's out here. What's going on?

Okay,

well, we're here, so give me a call when you're outside or just honk. It don't

matter.

All right, thank you.

All right.

Pete, the guy said he's about 10 minutes away, so he took a little traffic, but

they're on the way now.

Yeah.

It's all good.

Oh, shit. We missed the field all day.

Yeah.

He ran the ball back deep, but then he gave it up again.

It's all right.

It could have been worse, you know. He could have got injured or something.

It's one thing we're lucky no injuries today.

Yeah, if we can't, you know, it's better to lose a game without any of our guys

getting injured.

We don't have to come back. We don't have any left.

Right. Yeah.

That last season screwed us up because of those injuries.

Some of those guys still aren't back. We should talk about injuries, though.

We're going to jinx the whole thing.

Ah, you know.

I hear you, man, but injuries are going to happen no matter what. They're

random, you know what I mean? Unless the guy does a real dirty play, like

obviously.

Injuries happen, they're accidents as well.

I hear you, man. My bad, bro.

Sometimes I'm just a fucking nut when it comes to playing this shit with

football. Sports fanatics.

I'm running out of some juice here.

Yeah.

Oh, thanks, bud.

That's where that appears.

Thanks, bud. Appreciate that.

You want some more? No, I'm good.

All

right,

looks like a running plate coming up here.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go. Run that. Run it right through the middle. There it goes. You see

that? Open it all, man.

Woo!

Come on. You can score, man. Let's go.

All right.

Woo!

Touchdown, baby. That was a good run, man. Great line run. Yeah, we needed

Yeah, we did.

That's why we drafted that kid, because he could run.

Yeah. He's averaging about six, seven yards a rush. Yeah, he runs over people

too much. Oh, yeah.

Straight down.

Good thing we got him. Yeah.

We need a few more good players.

You know, now we gotta get a couple more players like that, and we'll be good,

man. Yeah.

Well,

hopefully we can get this ball back three and out.

Yeah. So he can, you know, return for another, you know, 15, 20 yards.

Yeah. Get some fulfillment when we close the game out. I hate that they moved

the kickoff run.

Oh, that's more like 10 yards. Now the guys can kick the ball right out of the

end zone.

That's how we're going to do it, right? Yeah.

There it is.

Oh, man.

That penalty killed us, though. We could have had that on the side.

It's all right.

A couple of points to get it.

Kill the clock. That's it.

Run the ball.

You're going to get a little close down.

This is all about being there.

Well,

man I fucking paid for it, man.

Wait until Ginggo will call me back. If you don't know, I'm canceling right now.

Fuck it. All right.

Yeah, hello. Yeah, we're waiting on the pizza, but it's taking too long. We're

just going to cancel it.

You know, fuck it. It is what it is.

You know, I apologize, but we're done. We're done.

All right. Deep pass. Here comes that big deep pass. It's got to go. It's

coming. Oh.

There it goes. Woo.

Oh, good catch.

Good shit.

All right. All right. Can I cancel that pizza? Fuck yeah.

Well, we're on the 20. We can score again.

Oh, shit.

It's all right.

Damn.

Woo! Yeah!

There you go.

Saw that tackle?

Woo!

Hey, they changed the rules, man. Guys can't really hit.

Yeah, no. You got to be careful where you hit. Get someone.

Yeah, some guys got into some serious concussions, man.

That should have fucked you up for life, bro. That's football.

Yeah.

As a matter of fact, it will fuck you up for life.

Hold on, let me guess, man. You guys didn't even tell me.

Of course we didn't tell him, man.

But it was different.

That's dangerous, man.

Man, we'd go out there and headhunt, man. It was all about trying to take a

out.

I bet, man, yeah.

I remember watching some old school videos, man. It was really, really,

tough. Dangerous out there with no helmet. You know you get hit high, you

hit low.

It didn't matter.

I would never do that, man.

I play both ways. I play offense and defense.

That's what's up. No, yeah.

I just can't do that.

That's too dangerous for me.

I just loved it. I loved it.

I loved throwing the ball, catching the ball, hitting anyone that did catch the

ball. I mean, it must be a great feeling, you know, but... You know, I

never tried.

As I got older, I noticed it was a little bit more dangerous.

So I had to raise my body for my body in jeopardy.

You know what I'm saying? So that's my kind of stuff, you know.

I thought I was going to get injured.

It was going to cost me my future.

Dangerous. Yeah,

that's dangerous, man. Too dangerous for me.

It's not for everybody, huh?

Yeah, that's the thing, you know.

I'm more into, like, you know, computer stuff.

You know what? You know what's up?

What's that, huh?

What? I mean, what the fuck? Why are you saying that, man?

I'm coming to get behind a damn computer, Bob.

Don't man up.

It's not that I'm scared to play. I just don't want to get injured. I feel like

guys come at my knees too much.

You know, I got these big, strong legs, man. I don't want to get injured.

You know,

I've known you for about 12 years.

It feels like pretty much you're like family, you know?

So, it's all good, you know.

What's the score? What's going on?

We're looking over there.

We're up by seven points. Yeah?

Yes.

All right.

I mean, man, you've taught me since I was a kid.

I know.

There's nothing like those memories when I was a kid and you were always there

coaching me.

You know, that's when you know you're serious, you know?

You've always corrected me with my mistakes.

Yeah. You know, I appreciate that, you know what I mean?

But in my eyes, that seems like, kind of like an offer, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I'm down with that.

For sure.

And these guys need to get the ball in the end zone, man.

If not, we're screwed.

Kind of slowed down a little bit.

You son of a bitch. You always busted my balls.

What the fuck?

Yeah,

I know, but, you know, I wasn't for sure. I didn't know what I was going to

for sure.

I was always stuck on the video game.

commercial, the one with the, um, the Teddy commercial with, um, the Marky

guy. Oh, yeah.

And the new movie that came out. The bear, yeah.

That shit's hilarious.

Oh, look at this one.

This is getting like that right now.

Yeah, this is fucking beer, man.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Beer belly.

This is definitely a beer belly right here. Walk around looking like a

man. Oh, yeah. After work, man, I always got to drink a six pack or something

like that.

You know, work's stressful, man.

I got a six pack.

You got cake.

I'll lose it, though. I always lose my shit. I ain't worried about it. You're

young enough.

Yeah, it'll work for me.

Yeah

That'll be all right.

That was about two minutes left of the two -day warning.

Yep. We're up, though. We're up.

That was a big sack there.

You got to be careful. You're not hanging up in that pocket yet.

You almost pulled something there.

You got

to be

careful in that pocket, though.

You got to get off that pocket and scramble.

You got to pull the ball out.

Oh, you got the ball in the...

Go, go, go.

About to score.

All right.

You're going to score.

Okay. Hell yeah.

Getting closer.

Closer to the end, though.

Open your mouth. Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me.

Hang on. Let's see what's pretty in your eyes.

Look over here.

You guys gonna touchdown or what back there?

Yeah. Yeah,

we'll go to this brick oven spot that I know of. It's like a New York style,

but... That's cool.

You got wings and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alright, that'll work.

You know, I'm actually getting a little hungry myself.

Those chips just tickled my stomach.

Yeah.

The chips are pretty good.

Oh, yeah.

So the game's over, right? So what are we going to do? Are we going to get

somebody to eat then?

Yeah. What the?

What is that?

What? It's nothing.

What is that?

Oh, it's a little branch.

You need to learn how to eat.

It's all over your face.

That's embarrassing.

It's all over you.

Yeah, it's definitely some ranch. Let me get that for you.

I got you.

Oh, sorry.

There it is. Got the ranch out for you, girl.

Nice. You're such a good brother, man.

You know, I try to be sometimes.

Teaching her how to eat. I don't know who taught her how to eat. I don't even

know. She's a mess. She's a mess, though.

But, yeah.

All right, man.

Get something to eat.

Yeah, man.

Thanks for the invite, man. Yeah. Come on, Sosa.

All right.

Get something to eat.

That was a good game, man. Clean off your faith some more.

Teach you how to eat crazy.