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You ready?

I feel murder I feel murder I feel murder

Absolutely fucking not.

Please, honey, please listen to him.

No son of mine is going to be a dirty pornographer.

Well, I got news for you, Ken. I already booked a scene and they think I'm going

to be a star.

Then you just give him a chance.

But, no.

That's a job for perverts and fiends and people with tattoos.

Look, you're just jealous I was born with a big cock and people want to pay

see it.

What? No. I just want you to have, like...

A normal job and a good career.

Okay, well that sucks. I'm doing it anyway.

Not while you're living under my roof.

Whatever. Get back here!

Do you believe this shit?

It's been two weeks since I haven't seen my stepson, Anthony.

Anthony has a good point.

He does have a huge one.

How do I know?

Well, something happened a couple months ago.

Have you seen your mother?

No, I don't know where she is.

I can't find her anywhere.

Put a shirt on when you're in the kitchen.

Oh,

my

God. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

I don't know what came over me, but I do know who came.

On me.

And I know you're probably thinking.

Ken has been neglecting me. But that's not the case.

Because. Even after that.

So that's what you've been hiding huh?

Hey baby.

Looks so good.

You look good too.

Yeah.

I want to keep my family together.

I have to do something about this.

So I read on the internet that I need to do some type of intervention.

So I had to fake an emergency.

I got your message. What happened?

Honey, I got your message. What's going on? Wait, what are you doing here? What

are you doing here?

Two peas in the pod.

What's going on here? I was in the middle of a very important meeting.

Is this the emergency?

Yes, it is.

Our family, we've been fighting for two weeks.

And I had to come up with an intervention.

So I felt like this was the best thing to do.

You know, and I read that the best way to

reunite our family is to talk about how we feel.

So, like, for example.

So it makes me feel scared.

Why are you talking like that?

Yeah, you're talking like you spent way too much of my money on a bad therapist.

Let's give it a try, please.

Let's all just release how we feel.

I mean, I just feel like Ken doesn't think that I'll make it or cares about

I want in my life.

Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like you just don't really give a shit.

I feel like this is you throwing your life away, and I feel like you're making

a huge mistake.

You're young and naive, and you don't realize that this is going to follow you

forever, not to mention how it looks on me.

You know, you're not taking into consideration that it's something that I

to do, and, you know, I...

We'll be making money still. You know, my stuff's still going to be paid for

and, you know, taking care of myself.

So, like, why do you care so much? Like, it has nothing to do with you. I feel

like you're going to embarrass this family.

You know what? I feel like you're just jealous because you work in a cubicle

day while I'm out having fun and getting paid for it. I feel like there's more

to life than just having sex and having fun and, you know, you got to get

serious and have a real career.

Well... You know what, you're just jealous because I have a bigger dick.

Yeah, well, I feel like I have a big dick too, okay?

I thought this was going to be easy.

But boy, was I wrong.

I'm going to have to use the big guns.

You know, I love you both very much, right?

Yeah, of course.

Of course, you know, just not enough to let you do this fucking ass.

Wait, what?

You two are doing it?

Oh, don't act like you didn't know.

Well, I mean, I knew, but... Fuck it. Wait.

Yeah, you know what? He's right. Like, you wouldn't even let me finger you in

the ass, and it was my birthday.

That's unbelievable!

Right?

Well, I didn't see this coming.

All right.

What if I let you both fuck me in the ass? Can we make peace?

Um... Whoa.

I mean, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

We can make up. Yeah.

Well, wish me luck.

stretch out that asshole with your nice big cock.

Oh my god.

If this is what family peace is like, then I'm gonna have a good life.