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Ladies, this is what I was telling you about.

We've got booze and food for the outbound flight.

Those poor buggers will be out there for six months without any home comforts.

Oh, it seems a bit unfair on the female soldiers, though, if there are any. Ah,

don't worry.

We cater for them, too.

Oh, fabulous.

Oh, thanks for swapping me off this late. It's probably just what I need.

We're going to make a fortune today and phone numbers galore. And best of all,

we're going to have some fun.

We're

going

to have boarding cards on this flight so they can sit anywhere they want. But if

they're cute or they look like they've got money to spend, send them to the

near the gear.

All the mingers and, of course, the officers up front.

Here they come.

Morning, sir. Morning, sir. Eight.

Out of ten.

Morning,

sir. Good morning, sir.

Morning,

sir. Four.

Just a seat right here. Thank you.

Morning. Morning.

Good morning, sir.

Hello. Oh, eleven.

No, twelve. Bagsy.

All right?

Welcome.

Oh, shit.

What?

Corky, the CEO.

What's wrong with him?

Put it this way, I'd rather slice off my arse than sit in a vinegar and have

that man anywhere near me.

Good morning, Major Corkland.

Have we met?

At Frankfurt, last year.

Yes, of course.

Delightful to see you again, my dear.

Nona, will you show the Major to escape, please?

We've reserved you a very special seat there to sit in front of the aircraft

here. Thank you.

I haven't seen you before, have I?

No, sir. I only joined Fresh a couple of months ago.

I thought so.

I don't remember a girl like you.

Good

morning,

gentlemen.

Welcome to this very special Fresh Flight to Kosovo.

Your crew this morning are myself, Leanne, Luna...

I'm a lovely Rachel.

We're here to make your trip as enjoyable as possible, so if there's

all that we can do for you, don't hesitate to ask.

Janet? What?

Is your pace, if I can, I'm down 100.

Disaster. No commission for Athens or Geneva.

Well, that can't be right. We're frantic on Geneva.

What about you again?

Nothing.

Look at this.

No, no, no, no. If it's our commission, how can we possibly be earning less?

Because they con you like they always do.

Look at the small print.

Old contracts were making 10 % of the money if it was sold, so... Yeah, and

new ones give us 15.

I don't know if he reaches sales targets. Miss him by even one penny and

sod all. Oh, come on. Union's got to be able to do something about this. Oh,

yeah, right. Our only decent union rep was Will and he's gone over to the other

side. Yeah, OK. So what are you suggesting we do?

Well, it's every man for himself.

Always has been.

Oh, so you're saying we should nick?

Oh, that is such crap.

It's not just the airline you're stealing from, you know. It's the rest

Well, what's your solution, then? Well, let the union deal with it like they're

supposed to, and in the meantime, we'll work as hard as we can and we'll reach

the target.

Bollocks to that.

I'm desperate.

We're all struggling.

Are you two months behind with the payments on a tick job, Janice?

People, if I don't find a grand by next week, the clinics say they're going to

repossess them. You're joking.

I wish I was.

It's a grand bye next Friday, or goodbye to the best pair of breath this

airline's had so often.

Tea or coffee, sir? Or perhaps, uh, Irish coffee?

Now you're talking.

How much?

Five pounds a double.

Double's two.

We've also got months to keep you guys going whilst you're in KFH.

Back of the aircraft, magazines, chocolates, alcohol.

Nice one.

Problem is, can't move without his permission.

Senior commanding officer.

What if you guys want to go to the toilet?

I'll have to ask his permission.

Go on then.

Sir!

Permission to go to the toilet?

Permission granted.

He's sort of fancy.

Or a golden babesman.

Fuck me.

Oh, we'll cater for most tastes.

Leave some things for sale at the Eurostar club. Permission to go to the

sir? Another one.

Permission granted.

Rach, go and talk to Nigel.

Get him to invite the major up. Buy us a bit more time.

Why do I have to do it?

Because he fancies the arse off you. Now, come on, we're making good money

Well, if it isn't the lovely Rachel.

What can I do you for?

Major Corklin's expressed an interest in seeing the flight deck. Is it okay if I

show him through?

You mean, can we keep him occupied while you get up to no good back there?

That would make me an accomplice to a crime, wouldn't you say, Tim?

Yep. It would just be for a few minutes.

You'd really be helping with that.

Tell you what, you let me buy you a drink later and you're on.

Lovely.

Can I offer you a drink to weigh in for like that, Major?

No, thank you, dear.

Ready, lady?

Anything to take your fancy life?

Minutes, is anyone?

Scotch? Gin?

Body?

What can I get you?

A smile.

Sorry? I'll pay you a fiver to see a smile on your face. And why would you

to do that?

Because I've been watching you since I got home, and I want to see you smile

once.

I'm not taking your money, you're mad.

Yeah, a lot of people say that.

Sweetie to a coffee.

Seeing as you're skint.

Not even going to get flight allowance today. Stuck on bloody standby.

Are they really going to, um... I mean, how would they... Not planning on

finding out.

You had the right idea.

Screw the airline. Could they screw us?

I don't you know exactly how.

Looks like normal mineral water, right?

Right. White rum, gin, vodka.

A customer asks for a large gin and tonic, say. They're paying cash.

I'm at the back with a bottle.

Five in my pocket.

How much do you make from that?

Well, it might be 20, maybe 60 pound a day. Is that all?

Well, I've got an internet site.

Flogging hostage uniforms. It's, um...

It's a fetish thing.

Two grand a go.

Now you're talking.

Can I do that with you?

Well, I don't make a sale every day. It's specialist stuff.

Look, I'll make you a deal.

You say them, and they're yours for the rest of the month.

I'm serious.

Do what you like with them.

Well, um...

I've got this scam I'm working on with the Cato's. It's, uh... What's blocking

leftover bagels? Don't mock.

Seriously big.

Can you also be seriously fast?

All right, Colin.

Hi.

I'm Jackie Randall, a business partner of mine.

Hi, Colin.

Jack's told me so much about you. What have you said?

No, no, no, no. Jackie's cool, mate. Trust me.

I'm going to do the trolley stand with her.

I want to show her how it's all done.

Without it breaking.

Open up the trolley, take what I need, reseal it, and no one knows it's been

tampered with.

You clever boys.

Then you flog us the next stuff and we sell it on flights.

And the purse would never catch on because it looks like we're selling

fresh stock.

There's no flies on this one.

We can give it a trial run next week.

What about tomorrow?

That's too soon.

Is there nothing I can do to persuade you?

Go from where? A little more private?

Yeah, we're on standby.

Whatever we get called.

Keep smiling, eh?

I hope it goes alright for you.

Who are you chatting?

Love you, but not my type.

See you later, darling.

Bye. Oh, he's gone off like two boiled eggs in a hanky.

Did we do well or what?

Oh, nice one. Right, check up for the next one. We can make more than double

this on the way home.

Sorry, ladies.

ATC have just radioed.

Fighting's broken out in the area and we're grounded.

For how long?

The last time it happened.

We were here for a week.

Jesus. Is it this?

Oh, my God.

I think I became a hostess of glamour.

Welcome to the officer's mess, my dears. This will be your home while you're

with us.

Not exactly forced on. Our contracts say we should have rooms for long suites.

You're in the army now, my dear.

Bathrooms are this end of the corridor.

And this room's yours, my dear.

This room's yours.

Why don't I leave you all to freshen up?

Dinner's at seven.

This way, gentlemen.

Someone hasn't seen me in years.

Don't worry.

I'll look after you.

Hello.

What now?

You're the expert on these things.

Yeah, well, maybe I was just lucky, but I've never had to get on a plane before.

Well, I've been to military dinners before.

Food like cardboard, weird rituals, and a bunch of sad middle -aged men trying

to play footsie with you under the table.

There must be some way out of it. I don't think so.

In your own time?

Colin and I have got an even better plan.

Oh, right.

You know, we normally fly with two full carts and one surplus empty for ballast.

Yeah. Well, Colin's agreed to fill the surplus cart as well.

That's an extra grand's worth of good for us to sell. But I want paying up

for all three carts.

I thought we'd invent a hundred apiece.

Jack? What, you want me to cough up 300 quid right now?

What would you say? You've got to speculate to accumulate.

300 to make three grand?

I'm going to get the money back straight off the top.

Okay.

How's it going to work? Are you going to drive the truck to the aircraft car?

Supplying the goods, that's as far as I go.

Because I've been loading them on.

That's your business.

No, no, don't look at me. I'm the brains man, it's not the brawn.

And I still don't think we should rush into it this fast.

And you know I don't have any choice.

Okay, cool.

Here's what's going to happen.

You leave the goods on one of the vehicles and give me the spare keys.

I'll find some muscle junk stud to do the heavy work.

I'll give you a little spray.

Lovely. And this is actually a unipec spray, Ed.

That is fabulous. Even better on him than it is on me.

She next, Janina.

Does she love anyone?

Oh, look.

Toilet spray. Do you want to get down to it?

Poppy, please.

You know we had something good.

And you're going to throw it away over one mistake?

The mantra of cheating men everywhere.

Do you mind?

Sorry, ladies.

Find another lid, please.

Right, then.

I'll sit there all night if I have to. What do you want?

Another sag, I suppose.

Can't have had one for, oh, more than six hours.

I just want to talk to you, OK?

How's this going to work? We're needing rostered together tomorrow.

Rosters can be changed.

And if we're just going to sell hooky stock, the rest of the crew need to be

on it.

So? We'll cut them in.

There must be people we can trust.

What about your sister?

I'm involving Poppy.

Why not? This thing is foolproof.

She was moaning louder than anyone about the missing commission.

You couldn't change her roster as well. Scams like this are complicated. You

can't just rush into them.

Babe, stop worrying so much.

Seriously.

Your brains.

My assets.

We should have teamed up years ago.

We'd be rich by now.

You really think so?

I'm going to the airport bar.

I'm going to buy you a drink and I'm going to sit there for exactly one hour

the hope that you come to your senses.

Some more wine for the young ladies, if you want it.

Come along.

The night is young.

No, really.

We don't know when we're going to fly again, so we can't go over the limit.

Doesn't seem to bother your captain here.

Yeah, it never does.

You're uncommonly tall for a girl. I don't mean that in any bad way, my dear.

There's nothing like it when a woman carries it well, as you do.

What size shoes are those?

Um, seven.

Why?

Awfully sorry to hear about you and Dan.

If you ask me, he's an idiot.

If at any point you want a shoulder to cry on, then, um, I'm right here.

Right, well, it's been a long day, girls, and we're going to be cleared to

at any moment today. I hope we should get back to our rooms.

It's only 8 .30.

Thank you very much for the meal.

Are you sure we can't tempt you with a glass of port? No.

Do you want a minute?

No.

Well, if it's just us men.

What the hell's that?

A little after -dinner tradition of ours.

You look like a good sport, Captain Crow.

Care to join us?

Why does Corky keep looking at me in that way?

Keep asking me all personal stuff about my shoe size.

going on?

It's 11 out of 10. It's got me the arse.

Hey, you fancy coming out?

Where? I don't know. Anywhere. Come over.

God, this is like sneaking out a school door.

Is it?

Cabbage rugby, it's a mess tradition.

It's got no clothes on. Yeah, it's always played naked.

My father was in the army.

Eddie,

just the man I was looking for.

This is just what I need.

Actually, that's somebody else's.

Well, if she's daft enough to leave good booze and a cute man unattended.

What do you want, Jackie?

Now, I know you missed a policeman in waiting.

But you wouldn't grasp on mates who are desperate, would you?

You know my views. I'm looking for the ally.

And you know mine on going back to a 34A.

Come on, Ed.

I took in you and your mates when you needed a place to stay.

Yeah.

Jack Fields and me have got something going down on the barl sectors tomorrow.

I've rostered you to be with us.

All you have to do is turn a blind eye and we'll give you 10 % on everything

make. It's what the airline owe you anyway.

Look, even if I keep my own mouth shut, what about the other crew? The other

crew member is Jack's sister.

I just don't understand why you're going partners with that tar when you could

be doing this with me.

Well, you know, we're a good combination.

I think up scams, she talks people into doing them.

She can be very persuasive.

By flashing those ridiculous pics, you mean?

Knock it, it works.

Anyone can undo a few buttons or flash a bit of leg. I could.

What, you?

That's funny.

Oh, leave it to the professionals. You ain't that type of girl. Thank God.

Jackie!

I see.

Poppy. Wait!

That is not what it looks like.

Male mantra number two.

Piss off, and this time don't ever talk to me again.

Drink?

No, I'm all right, thanks.

Do you want a sip?

Yes.

Right, everybody, we're still here at that house tomorrow.

We haven't had a drop of drink for over six months.

Woo -hoo!

I'm Sven, by the way. Rachel.

Yeah, well, there he is.

Do you want to go outside?

Bit of peace.

Oh, good.

So were you involved in real fighting, Emac?

That's the job, really.

Yeah, but I mean, did you actually... Kill anyone?

First question civilians always ask.

Yeah. Two, I think.

The first was a classic him -or -me situation.

The second, I'm not quite sure.

It was a very young lad.

Hope he got away.

So how do you cope with it?

Well, the idea of killing.

It's hard.

After I killed the bloke, I couldn't sleep for days.

Nightmares.

And all about me, about how I nearly died.

About him.

Who he was.

Was he married?

Did his mum know he was dead?

How do you cope with that?

Well, life's full of bad situations, isn't it?

You've just got to move on, put it out of your mind or else you go mad.

I guess so.

We've gone round about the party, then.

I've just come to get my stuff. Rachel said she'd be away.

They're all away.

Have a drink.

No, I shouldn't, really.

You don't want to have a drink with me.

OK.

Just the one, yeah?

Jesus, what did you put in this, aviation fuel?

Do you think all men are unfaithful shits?

That's harsh. I think women can be just as shitty as men.

Why is it that the shittiest people get the most sex?

I'm not sure that's true.

I should get a teacher like Jackie Wendell.

I should go.

No, wait.

I've got something for you.

You want them?

Come and get them.

Poppy, don't.

Why not?

You've got no one.

I've got no one. You don't really want this.

It's the booze talking.

You mean you don't want this.

I really have to go now.

I should call Poppy.

I'll go to the flat.

When my sister's in a mood like that, there's no point trying to talk to her.

Trust me. Just let her calm down.

She'll love you tomorrow.

If she makes all that lovely money.

Did you find out the call sign?

Yeah. Golf Tango Echo.

It'll be on stand 5 Charlie.

Perfect. That's right next to the catering hangar.

You'll only have to drive that hoisting couple hundred yards.

Do you want me to come with you?

Too many of us would make them suspicious.

Hey, you're the brains, remember?

We'll see you tomorrow at the briefing.

Come on, Dad.

Let's go home.

Sorry. See, look, maybe we should calm things down a bit.

I'm fine.

Everyone's behaving.

Come on.

For the last bit of fun, Joe's going to get the next six months.

This is not a party.

Why don't you give me a day to talk?

Always fancied sitting in the captain's seat.

Always fancied doing it in the captain's seat, you know.

We can't.

Why not?

You like me, I like you.

My happiest time being a kid.

I always remember one Saturday morning, don't know why, lying in the front room

watching the TV upside down.

Live and kicking.

That was Zoe Ball. She was the first girl I fancied. I was only ten.

Ten. How old are you now?

Eighteen.

How's that a problem?

MPs. Military police?

I should warn them.

Too late.

Um, Major?

Would you like a drink?

I knew you was there.

I'm fine. You don't have to worry about me.

But I do worry.

I don't like the thought of you in that flat on your own.

Listen, if Golden Boy's messing you around, you just say the word and I'll

him. I could, you know.

Where he is?

He went off with Jackie hours ago.

They've got to be at the warehouse first thing.

Listen, you'll feel much better tomorrow with 200 quid in your pocket, yeah?

Well, you sleep tight.

Yeah, you too.

Security, please.

These white persons talked about people putting stolen goods on fresh flights.

Yes, Sergeant.

It's happening first thing tomorrow morning.

Ready to rock and roll.

What's all this for?

Today, Matthew, I'm going to be Jacqueline Randall, stock purchasing

Fresh. Doing a dorm raid to check our staff haven't been nicking.

Here, put that on.

Why?

Because you're going to be Ed Russell, warehouseman, and driver.

You what?

Well, how else do you think we're going to get the vehicle to cut with checks?

Just got to hope they don't look too closely at your ID.

Wait a minute, you never said anything about this.

Think about it.

Do hosting, driving a catering van.

You can know something's up.

Look, I'll get caught doing this, and that's when police clear down the

Sorry, but no way.

You can't change your mind now. It's all set up.

What am I going to get?

Fine. You can pack your things and get the fuck out of my trap.

Check three to check one.

Oh, my knight in shining armour.

Right. The car's already loaded.

I reckon we've got about ten minutes.

You get through customs, and I'll see aircraft before this whole place is

Drive to the gate, and I'll meet you at customs.

Where are we? I don't know. I haven't been in customs for as long as you have.

We're not going to get a shot, are we?

I hope not.

There's only one way to find out if it's electrified.

Come on.

This is where I leave you.

Messy that way.

Can't we just forget it?

It was an unfortunate incident.

This is my base, and I'll give the appropriate disciplinary action.

Yes, but they happen to be my crew.

This is an army matter. Please leave.

I have to say, I find this incident totally outrageous.

Why on earth the British Army should continue to use fresh for these flights

beyond me.

Okay, Corky.

Just cut the crap, shall we?

I'm sorry.

No?

Come on.

We know what you want.

So let's get to it.

Lorna, honey.

Take off your uniform.

What?

I know what I'm doing.

Who's going to know about this except you and me?

Can you call this clean?

Pick up that cabbage leaf off the floor.

No!

This beer has not been scrubbed. Get to it, soldier!

Sorry. Faster, faster, faster!

Or you will have to be punished.

Rachel.

Rachel, we've got clearance to go home, but we've got to go now.

Okay, I'm on my way.

I hope it goes okay for you here.

Yeah.

Think of me in the middle of winter when you're flying off to somewhere hot.

Rachel.

What? You've got the best smile in the world.

Be happy.

Well, you're roasting for five in the morning.

It's all that hard labor.

Works like a sweat.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, that's better.

Whew.

Two down, one to go.

Just think, each trolley's worth a grand in profit.

Shit.

What are they doing here?

Oh, they won't be for us. Don't worry about it. Come on.

Jack, they are coming here.

Well, for Christ's sake, let's get the trolley on before they see us, yeah?

We haven't got time.

Jack.

We can't. We haven't got time.

Well, Jackie, I can't do this on my own.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to talk to you before we go to work.

But I don't understand.

Why weren't you with Jackie at the warehouse?

I'm not doing it.

I'm sorry if that lets you down on top of all the other mistakes you think I've

made, but... But who's with Jackie? She can't get three cops onto an aircraft on

her own. I don't know. Can we not talk about Jackie Randall?

I'm not interested in her. You looked interested last night. She practically

her pits in your face.

You overreacted. Oh, no, it's my fault.

Oh, it's no one's fault. Look, I was only in the bloody bar because I was

waiting for you.

She just came in and sat down next to me.

All right, well, I've said my piece.

Maybe you're just not ready to trust anyone.

I wish you would, Poppy.

I wish we could just start over again.

You're going to answer that?

No one will want to talk to me.

Hello.

Yes, you've heard this.

You've got to take this call.

The hospital.

Poppyfield?

No, Mary, it's not my fault.

You sit here.

You can find out what's going on.

Dad, where are you packing me?

Surgery. They've got an operating room right away.

Daddy, don't wake up.

Look at me.

You're going to be fine. I'm so sorry.

You're going to be all right.

My fault.

He's 18.

I've not been with anyone that young since I was at school.

Well, he's obviously doing something, right? I haven't seen you this happy in

ages. Yeah, well...

Come on, then. Did he get his phone number? It wasn't like that.

Oh, Major Corcoran. What class A perv? He wanted to wear my knickers as well.

I had to buy my uniform off him. He said it was two grand on the internet.

Well, it's not that.

We must have made over half that for life and relief. Go on, count up.

Yeah.

Right.

Yep. I have some bad news.

Jack Fields has had a rather serious accident.

And he's in a camera.

They're paging standbys for you.

Why? What happened to my crib?

We were hoping you could tell us that.

What do you mean?

Well...

Jack Fields, rostered onto the bar sector suddenly last night, is now in

hospital with a fractured skull after falling from the aircraft that should

taken him there.

His sister, also rostered to bar at the last minute, is with him, as is Ed

Russell, also rostered to bar at the last minute. I get the message.

Would you like to tell me what went on this morning?

Why would you think I'd know?

Because customs told police that a young woman, late 20s, brunette...

calling herself a stock -purchasing manager, went airside at 5 .30 on to

dance.

Just to let you know, Fresh don't have a stock -purchasing manager.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Right, we're late.

So let's get going.

I'll brief you on the rest of the aircraft.

I thought this would be a crime scene.

Apparently not.

Please only spend half an hour on board.

Right. Now, I know we're all shaken up about Jack, but we have four sectors to

complete today, so mine's on the job.

Estelle, light that drink. Christine, check the overhead.

Do you want me to check the clearant?

No. I'll do it.

Twenty -eight pounds is there.

Simon, can you check if we have any more books, please?

Madam, can I get you anything from the trolley? The only toilet is thirty -five

pounds or forty -eight euros.

How long do you think they'll be?

There's no way of telling.

He definitely smiled at me.

I know what you think he does is bad.

But he's good at heart.

When he was four, he cut off my hair because he didn't want me to go to the

hairdressers.

Wanted me to stay and play.

Sure, look.

Why don't you come and sit down?

Always the naughty one and I was as good as gold.

Perfect Poppy.

I'm sorry,

Jack. Never again consciousness.

He did regain consciousness. He smiled at me.

Now it's time for me to get on top of the

world. The world is mine.

And I'm feeling so good.