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Oh, no.

A new thing. I like standing on the landing.

Got Lorna in there. Yeah.

She was only going to be standing a few days.

Sorry. Well?

What do you think?

You look like you've been on holiday.

A very long one.

I'm just going to get my things and I'll be off. You boys have fun. Watch

yourself for the next few days.

Leon!

She's big.

Tanned the bathroom.

I know I invited her.

But she has got to go.

You know we're going to have to do interviews.

Peter. My name's Peter.

I'll come about the room.

Yeah, share in the room. No problem at all.

I just got divorced.

Forgot to re -advertise.

Crew only.

Previous psychopath need not apply.

Hello.

Hi. I've come about the room.

I'm Susie Flintoff.

Sorry, your front door was open. I might be late.

Come in.

Hi, Leanne. Hi.

Hi. Poppy.

Poppy, hi. Marko. Hi, Marko. I work at the airport.

So you're crew?

Because this is a crew -only flat. You are crew?

Yeah, with Gold Star.

Well, fresh global since that merger.

Let's not talk about the effing merger. What a pain, eh?

Well, it's not so bad.

I always wanted to work on the 200 series of the 737.

I mean, I've done 737s before, but not one that old.

So the rent is 250 a month with one month in advance.

Is that OK?

Yeah, great.

Oh, God.

Sorry I'm late. Been in to look for a flatmate.

Greek Central.

Looks nice.

Good to have all in the same uniform at last.

Hmm, colour's a bit damp on box for my liking.

Polyester always looks so cheap.

Where's everyone?

On board, of course.

That's where we like to do our briefings on long haul.

Come on, Sean will be waiting.

Now this is what flying is all about.

First class.

Shame about these tacky uniforms, though.

Well, they may have taken the quality out of the uniforms, but they can't take

the quality out of us.

Never mind your package holiday morons going to Tenerife for a tenner.

This is five -star service at 35 ,000 feet.

Meals, movies, and moisturizers all at the top of the button. And it costs the

bloody earth.

Welcome to our world.

Your seat's just this way, sir.

Just take a step back, will you, Leanne?

Where's Rachel?

Will there be anything else, Captain? I think passengers are boarding shortly.

I might need you later.

Sorry, last minute preparation.

Mike!

36 hours in Toronto, just you and me. What could be better, eh?

I'll show you to your feet.

Hey, Tom.

The husband.

I know, makes the question of sanctity of marriage, doesn't it?

Dan's flying, isn't he?

Be good to see him.

Haven't seen him for ages.

I'll tell him you're on board.

Here we are, gentlemen.

Well, thank you very much.

Another guest who's on board.

Who?

Your dad, Bob.

You're joking.

He says he'd love to see you when you get a spare minute.

Really?

This is all going in our room.

I'm a very tidy person, Bob. It'll be okay.

Careful with that.

Nothing breakable in there, is there?

What are these?

Airline napkins and bandages.

I collect anything to do with commercial aviation.

You must really like the job.

I do.

Flying means everything to me.

Well, nothing broken.

Panic over.

So you can tell us all your long haul stories.

Another day, Mark.

Marco. Oh, you're Italian.

I love Italian food.

Quattro formaggi, spaghetti carbonara, pizza margherita.

You're late.

Sorry, I just came off day.

Carl!

Can

I

get a top -up, please?

Oh, sorry.

I'm only observing, but I'll get someone to help you. Oh, no, don't worry. I'll

wait till someone comes round.

What comes you're observing, then? Are you new?

No, no. I've been with Fresh for a few years now.

It's since the merger. We're just swapping in between Gold Star and Fresh.

Right. Well, I like the blue uniforms. Much nicer than that mustard.

Oh, I'm Mike Potter, by the way. Rachel's husband.

Ah, Leanne Evans.

Nice to meet you. You too.

Hey, I'm all for this merger. If it means Rachel does less long haul, I

see her at all at the moment.

I prefer short haul too. I've got a five -year -old son. His name's Louis.

Do you have any kids?

No. I wasn't married to my first wife long enough. Hopefully with Rachel,

though, if she wants to.

Ah, well, look who it isn't.

Mike, how are you? It's great to see you.

Mike is my dad's boss, big friend of the family.

Made it possible for me to go to flying school and everything. And in return, he

got me a cheap flight. That's how I met Rachel, eh?

I'll leave you two to catch up.

Nice to meet you, Mike.

You too.

What a lovely girl.

Yeah. Yeah, she is.

I really need a favour.

I need you to be my girlfriend.

Just for 24 hours.

You're joking, right?

Mike's invited me to stay at the same hotel as him and Rachel.

Insisted on it, and I was so freaked, I heard myself saying, only if I can bring

my girlfriend.

Well, that's not my problem.

It's yours.

Mike can't find out about me and Rachel. She means the world to him, and he's

owed me so much money to do my training. I owe him everything.

Please, Leah.

It's fine with Press Global. We hope you all have a safe stay here in Toronto.

Hope you two lovebirds like the suite.

It's way too generous, Mike. Oh, you don't want to stay in that crummy crew

hotel. It's fine, really.

Maybe they don't want to stay here, Mikey.

It's a great place. Of course they do.

Well, I can get to know Leanne, any friend of Dan's.

Good evening.

Hi. Two reservations in the name of Michael Potter.

Okay.

Here we go, rooms 225 and 230.

They're on the second floor.

Perfect.

You get the chair.

I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting this.

It'll be okay.

Except we've got a double date in less than an hour and I barely know you.

All I know for sure is that you're not too bright and you sleep with married

women.

Well, to be honest, there isn't too much else to know.

Hey.

Have you seen that old movie Green Card?

Remind me.

There's that French bloke and the girl from Four Weddings and they have to fake

their relationship to get him his work permit.

Yeah, I think I've seen it.

OK, let's do this while we get ready.

Scorpio.

Virgo.

Bad combination.

Ah, there they are.

Well, come on, take a seat.

Favourite colour?

Sky blue.

Dove grey.

Dove grey, dove grey.

How did you two meet down here?

Was it love at 30 ,000 feet?

Our eyes met over a crowded cockpit.

More like a trolley for the duty free, actually.

Very doctors and nurses, eh?

Best holiday.

Me and my dad in the canal barge for a week when I was 12.

You know, I remember what it's like when everything's new. Can't keep your hands

off each other, eh?

Me, my son and my mum bought a villa with a pool.

It was perfect.

How are you with kids?

Yeah, I love them, yeah.

My son's like Louis.

It's great hanging out with Louis and pushing him in the park.

Really? He's fine.

I'd have thought he was a little old for a push chair.

All you had to do was remember Louis' age.

It might wasn't suspicious before he is now.

You're not working today?

I don't know when I'm going to get called in. I made this merger.

What a pain.

Right, see you later then.

See you later.

Bye.

We don't think you have what we're looking for in a refresh call.

Sorry.

Hi,

I'm Lorna. Can I help you?

Can I help you? I'm Lorna.

Can I help you?

Susie.

They called you in, then?

Hi, how are you?

Bored out of my skull. I'm stand -by.

As far as I can make out, every flight's over crew today, so I won't be going

anywhere. I thought you weren't working.

Oh, I'm on stand -by, too.

Oh, well, we can hang out here, then, can't we? Yeah.

Do you want to get a coffee?

Yeah. You can tell me some of your long -haul stories.

You'll never guess what I did this morning.

I've come out with Lorna's path and not mine.

That'll be all right.

Not like you're a homicidal maniac, is it?

No.

No, I'm not.

Calling two standbys for flight 287 to Edinburgh.

How can any flight be under crew today?

Well, you go.

There's bound to be another standby in the building. It doesn't seem fair as

they've been waiting. I'm afraid it's just us.

Ladies first.

Welcome to fresh.

Hi,

I'm Kevin.

You're new, aren't you?

Have we met before?

I don't think we've met, no. I was long haul with Goldstar.

Oh, lucky you.

Hopefully there's not too much of a comedown.

What did you say your name was again?

Um, Lorna Susie Newbold.

Everyone calls me Susie.

Marco, S -E -P.

S -E -P.

You go first, Marco. The plane we're travelling on is Bravo Tango. What is

oxygen configuration on this aircraft?

Four masks per row, isn't it? In case someone's travelling with a baby?

Susie? Well, Fresh Fly's 200s, which are older.

The newer 737s have four masks per row, like Marco said.

But on Bravo Tango, the oxygen configuration is four masks every odd

left and evens on the right.

Correct. And they release at 14 ,000 feet.

Very good.

Okay, cabin checks, you two. You know it all. Well done.

Cabin crew, take off.

No, you'll be at the front with Kevin.

Oh, of course I am, sir.

My seat.

Oh, sorry.

The cursor always sits one door left.

Sorry.

Hey, you two lovebirds, wake up!

Dan. Wake up.

Wakey, wakey.

Wakey, we've got to be together.

It is a beautiful morning.

Mike, it's early, isn't it?

Well, that's good, because we've got a long drive ahead of us. We're going duck

hunting, just the four of us. Duck hunting?

Duck hunting.

I've hired guns and a 4x4.

Yeah, but we had plans, reservations at the CN Tower.

Cancel them.

We've been talking about going hunting for years, you and me, haven't we? And

your dad's going to be so jealous.

Foyer in one hour.

Do not go back to sleep.

Duck hunting.

Sorry, but this relationship is over.

I'll pay you.

Whatever you get in a month for one more day of pretending we're together.

Just one day.

I am not killing any duck.

We drove hours to get here.

What's here?

Prime duck territory.

Air is amazing, isn't it?

Do I get a gun of my own?

Well, I thought we'd use these two.

Everything all right?

I can't believe we checked out of a five -star hotel to come here. What are we

going to eat?

Well, how about duck roasted on an open fire?

It'll be primeval, like nature intended.

Own it, Dan.

Another one? I had no idea you were so good.

Oh, I'm not bad.

Come on, I'll show you what to do.

As long as I deliberately miss, I like ducks.

God, it's heavy.

Come on, Rach.

Come and have a go.

You don't pull the trigger, you just squeeze it.

Look, I'm going to go back to the car.

I'm sorry, Mike. I just feel a bit weird.

I'll see you guys later.

You want me to come with you?

No, I'm fine.

You're done.

And again.

Have you got any more shells?

Well, maybe we should go and pick up the birds we've already hit.

It'll be messy. You won't like it.

You can go and check if Leanne's all right.

Me and Jan will be back with dinner in a little while.

Like prehistoric man, hunter -gatherers.

Yeah, it's an old story, all right.

You'd think I'd never prepped a trolley before.

The ice is there.

Look,

I'll prep a trolley. It's not exactly rocket time.

You just look after the tin coffee.

Judy, can you keep a secret?

Sure I can. The reason I want you to tell me all about Long Haul is that I'm

thinking of leaving fresh and becoming a pilot.

I'd really love to fly a 747 one day.

Oh, good for you, Marker.

How's our tea and coffee coming?

I'm sorry.

It's a bit different to the bed makers I'm used to.

You watch once and then you do it, yeah?

So, Captain Marker, eh?

It was Aaron offering redundancy that made it seem a bit more real.

There you go. It's a pound 50, please.

Thank you. This could be your opportunity.

Exactly.

Yes, sir, what can I get you? A coffee, please.

Careful, the Troy break's on your side.

Oh, thanks.

Has Rachel said anything, Dan, about me and her?

No, mate. Why should she?

Oh, no reason.

Just a feeling I've got.

Something isn't right.

You've got ammo left.

Get it.

No, I'll save it.

For later.

Something's not right.

How do you mean?

Why are we here in the middle of nowhere?

Duck hunting's just not very Mike, you know.

How long have they been gone?

I don't know, about half an hour.

If people have been talking, I want to know.

Have there been any rumours around the airline about her and someone else?

I told you, no. Every man with a beautiful young wife worries like this,

know.

You seem to know a lot about it.

Mike, I don't know what... Couldn't resist it.

Okay, quick, clean up.

Are you okay cleaning the loose?

You see?

You don't have to tell me twice.

Hey, I was thinking.

I've got loads of pilot training manuals back at the flat.

They're part of my collection.

Really? Could I borrow them? That'd be great.

How are we doing?

Fine, Kevin.

Have you left your name badge?

I had it this morning.

Go to the uniform store when we get back. They'll issue you another one.

OK.

Will you go with me?

Why?

Can't keep the uniform, Captain Marco.

I need to try on.

Not real, is it?

Not yet.

We can pretend, Captain Marco. We can pretend.

Here they are.

We got a bit lost.

Look at you big brave men.

Shot so many defensive little birds.

Oh, were you worried about me? I really was.

Can you just strike Mike for a bit? I need to talk to Rachel.

Um, nature calls. I'll be back in a sec.

You must have had quite a walk then.

Yes, yeah, it was fun.

He's stupid. What if he touches us? It won't matter. I think he knows.

Dan was talking about you a lot.

How long have you been together again?

Um, not long.

Three months?

Six months?

Um, about two months, I reckon.

Since the merger.

That's right.

Right.

There was a moment in the forest just now. I thought he was going to shoot me.

He does know something, doesn't he?

Yeah, we need to get back to the city right now.

Looks like you're going to have to wait for that hot bath, Rach.

Can't you fix it? I'm freezing.

I can't.

Maybe the big pilot could take a look at it for us.

I just fly them. I don't fix them.

Typical.

We could call for help, couldn't we?

No coverage out here.

There must be something we can do.

Well, what did you have in mind, Captain?

I'll open to suggestions.

We could walk to the nearest town. It's 35 miles away.

It'll be dark long before we can walk that far.

We can't stay here.

We've got to fly back tomorrow.

Yeah, we'll be noticed if we don't turn up.

Someone will raise the alarm.

At the moment, we don't have a choice. Looks like we're stuck here.

So we'll camp by the lake, get some firewood in, get some food on.

Shit. I swear he's enjoying this.

Terrific. That's what every long -haul flight's like.

Yeah, this is pretty average.

I'll just go, please, and I'll dish this up.

Hiya. We've been to Edinburgh.

Oh, what did we do?

I thought you weren't working today. They called me in.

Just me too.

Sweet and sour pork balls, my favourite.

You too hungry?

We'll make this go round. There's always too much.

Sue, you are an angel.

I told you she'd get me my dinner.

She is lovely.

I've got lots of sets of chopsticks from Air Asia.

And I've got those hot towels you put in the microwave.

We could use them.

I've had a great day.

Marco's been such a help.

I don't think I don't know what you're up to.

You've only been in the flat three minutes.

I'm sorry.

It was just all so easy. I got swept along.

I bet you did.

Marco can be very romantic like that.

When he wants to be.

Marco?

Oh, I...

I didn't realise you were... We're not... I was just helping him with

today, that's all. Helping him? What with?

I don't think I can say.

It was private.

Hey! Where's the food?

Come in.

This looks lovely.

Thanks.

And I think there'll be more to go round.

She told me she's got a different airline sleep suit for every day of the

Yeah

Marco? Susie?

What the hell are you doing?

I thought you and Susie were... Well, you thought wrong.

I'm sorry.

I just don't want anything to get in the way of us being friends.

Suspicion will.

The next time I can, the only thing on the planet isn't healthy.

I feel so stupid now.

I'm not like that anymore.

You saved me, Marco.

I owe you my life.

You can't blame me for thinking that makes you amazing.

I would have helped anyone in that situation, Poppy.

Yeah.

After everything we've been through.

The last few weeks, it felt like you could get over me just like that.

It hurts.

I never meant to do that.

I want us to be friends.

Really.

Here we go.

Don't worry, we'll be fine.

Just got to get through tonight.

What have you got the gun for?

There's God knows what out there in that woods.

Bears, wolves, wild dogs.

Only thing you can trust out here is a gun.

Only got the three shots left, boy.

Well, maybe I have a way to warm everyone up.

Drink anyone?

I've another one in the car.

Why don't you say something before, mate? Look at me.

Jesus, down he's hammered.

The only way I'm going to get that gun is through the chest.

No whispering.

No secrets here.

We should play a game.

Maybe we should all try and get some sleep.

Spin the bottle.

Whoever the bottle lands on has to tell the truth.

Leon, you're up.

I was pointing at you.

You're starter for ten.

No conferring.

Is Rachel, the woman I love more than anything else in the world, having an

affair? Jesus, Mike.

Shh.

It's the game.

Ten seconds.

Ten. Nine.

Eight.

Seven. Have to have an answer.

Five. No, they're not.

Who's they?

I was only asking you about ratio.

Let's spin again.

Done, done, done.

How much is it you owe me for your pilot training?

That's not your question, by the way.

Seventy grand.

Seventy grand.

Anyway, your question is, is Rachel

having an affair with a certain expensively trained,

handsome young pilot?

Ten seconds on the clock.

Tick -tock. Ten, nine, eight, seven.

Yes, I am sleeping with Dan. Is that what you want to hear?

Jesus Christ.

Well, is it?

No, it's not.

You wanted the truth. Well, now you've got it.

I hope you're satisfied now, because I never was.

Sit down!

Shut up!

Hiya. You must be Susie.

I had a message saying that someone had moved in. I'm Lorna.

You're back then?

Yeah. Have you been out somewhere?

Yeah, I like to get some fresh air in the morning.

a bit of a health nut myself.

I've just had my muesli and done my sit -ups.

Ah, Laura.

She met Susie.

Watch her. She's a pro.

Hello, Will.

Oh, sorry, wrong room.

Are you ever going to learn?

So they broke into my car. I mean, they stripped it of everything.

The CD player's a lot.

And the most annoying thing was they took a suitcase that was on the back

Anyway, the long and short of it is, I haven't got a uniform.

You've got to help me.

I need to be able to fly today.

Hi, Lana.

I think I'm rusted on your flight today.

5 .33 to Manchester?

Fair. We get to know each other properly.

I don't think you are.

Sorry, I'm the person on that flight, and according to my schedule, there is

myself, Poppyfields and Lorna. That's all.

Well, I left my roster back at the flat, but one of the Gold Star managers told

me I was definitely on this flight, the 572 to Manchester.

Let's get your two captains on the same flight last week. Oh, it was an almighty

rail. Ah, bloody Gold Star.

Well, the next row of hounds will be very useful, actually. It's a busy

I just missed you, dear lady.

Is it all right if I catch you up?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I must have eaten something they disagreed with me. I had to pop to the

Didn't even have any of that Chinese last night, did I?

Cabin checks, then.

That's all we're doing.

You!

Hey, don't point that at her.

Think of her kid. Really?

What's his name?

Still remember it?

Where do you fit into this?

Then pay me to pretend to be his girlfriend.

Oh, you just wanted to stick your nose in.

Like a few dirty fibres on the side, you stupid tart.

Don't talk to her like that. Don't talk to any of us like that.

If it's anyone's fault, it's mine. If you're going to use that on anyone, you

use it on me.

Don't stick your nose in. I knew it was wrong to chase after Rachel. I knew it

was a disaster waiting to happen, but I did it anyway.

Why? You gutless, ungrateful little shit. I gave you everything you've got.

excuse. What I did was wrong. Now, don't blame Rachel. Don't blame Leanne.

I roped her into this. It's nothing to do with her.

Where did I go wrong with you?

I'm so sorry if I've hurt you, Mike.

I never wanted this.

Car should start now.

Maybe someone else should drive.

Seven million, see you on the right -hand side.

Thanks.

She's a nice girl.

If you say so.

You've known her longer than me on those long -haul flights with Gold Star.

32D. Put on the back on the right -hand side. Thank you.

And clamp it.

Not too hard, is it, when you know how?

Look at me from the front, darling.

She is a bit hot, isn't she?

Let me get some nice water.

It's no way that we never met at Gold Star, isn't it?

How long were you there for?

Oh, well, you were at Gold Star too.

Just a year or so. I got transferred.

A year?

I was nearly five. I thought I knew everybody.

Who trained you then? Oh, was it that horrible Karen Kennedy?

No.

But I heard about her.

What a bitch.

It would be nice if we could serve these drinks before we land.

Not like you ladies.

I'll just get some more ice.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. We're experiencing

slight turbulence, so I put on the seatbelt sign until further notice.

Stop! Susie!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

All right, you're okay, you're okay. Shh! Ice, quickly, quickly, ice.

It's been severed.

Okay, shh, it's all right.

Susie, we're going to get you to hospital. It's okay, keep calm, Susie.

Breathe deeply, Susie.

Are you

okay?

It's given me something for the pain.

They're taking me down to the operating theatre in a few minutes.

There isn't a trainer at Gold Star called Karen Kennedy, is there?

Have you ever not been able to have the one thing you love?

It's the worst thing.

It sends you mad.

Yeah, I know what that's like.

All I ever wanted to do was fly.

Every airline said, no, go away.

See, yesterday I borrowed your uniform.

I never actually meant to get on the flight.

But then there was this call for a standby while I was with Marco and it

just got out of hand.

I was one of you for a day.

And I loved it.

Being part of everything.

I'm so lucky.

Susie, look.

I'm not going to tell anyone.

It wouldn't do anybody any good, would it?

I'll be here when you come round.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to London.

On behalf of Test Global, we thank you for choosing to fly with us today.

This is what I owe you. I can't take this. It's the least I can do after what

you mentioned. Please.

Right.

I've had some time to think, and I've made a decision.

Can you give it a moment?

Typical. Just when it was getting interesting.

Sure. Don't forget the gossip.

Husband's got a face like a bulldog living piss like a thistle.

Oh, well.

She'll hear it all soon enough on Galley FM.

Your flat went on the market today.

The locks are being changed there and at the house.

I've already frozen the joint bank account.

I'll have your clothes sent on. That should be enough for you.

I want my 70k back yesterday.

So you can say bye -bye to your Porsche and your nice apartment.

Well, that's all.

I'm going home now.

Shit.

Hey.

Did you get back?

Took you an overnight, didn't they?

Yeah, we got back about an hour ago. We took the train.

I feel so awful. I was being such a bit.

Hang on. Are you leaving?

I've got to.

I can't be crew anymore.

This is a crew -only flat.

Well, for what it's worth, you've been a great hostie.

Really? Of course you have.

Come here. Come on. Big hug.

See you later.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Yeah, it was long, Mum.

Long.

Was that Susie leaving? Yeah, I'll tell you all about it.

God, we're going to have to do interviews again.

Actually, no.

We might have to do a bit of swapping around, because these two will need a

to themselves for a month or so. I tell you, I've had as many people going

through my room as we've had going through that flat lately.

I'd be a much happier man.

Now it's time for me to get on top of the

world.

Just the world is mine. Just the world is mine.