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Oh, no.

Oh,

no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I honestly don't think I've got the energy to try this again. Of course you

Now, we're only four hours and a quick flight away from curing this thing for

good, okay?

Two tickets to hell. Thank you. The name is Bang.

Sir?

Come on, sweetheart.

Just think of the holiday.

Thank you, madam. Come on.

Okay, all right?

I'm sorry, but just be a second, okay?

Roar a line under our fear, just like it says on the DVD, okay?

Then we cross it.

If you don't come with me, you can't get help. And you know how much you're

going to hate yourself if you bottle it again.

You said you could. You promised me you could.

I know I said I could do it this time, but I can't. Sir, please.

Right, then, I'm going without you.

What? Three years of slinking back home to the neighbours with our tail between

our legs, coming up with some phony excuse because you couldn't get on the

bloody plane. I'm not going to do it.

If you want me, you know where I am.

Dookie!

Lucy, it's me.

I know you hung up on me because there's always four rings before it goes to

answer phone.

You can't keep not answering my calls.

I'm out of the flat.

I've got nowhere to go. Not that I'm asking you to feel sorry for me, I

Babe, please, just call me.

I'll miss you.

Leanne!

Is there any way I can crash back at the flat?

Just for tonight, you're all on night stops. She's already changed the locks.

Jesus.

Look, mate, please.

Word's obviously got around.

The whole airline's tricked me like I'm the undead. I did the right thing, I got

her off.

And what does she want?

Marco!

She's down over 300 quid a month because of you. What do you expect?

Thank you.

Anything you want to talk about?

What the hell's thinking like? I've never night stopped that.

Oh, it's Santa's midnight sun.

Let's stay up all night and get perfect.

Yeah? Can you get this gentleman sat down?

Pronto, please.

Hi, I left my wife in the airport. She's got a problem flying.

Well, would you like me to make a PA for you? Tell me. I'm afraid I won't be

able to do that.

We're running late. We can't miss our slot. Can you sit down, please, sir?

We'll take your bag.

I never thought he'd do it.

It doesn't feel like shit if I bottled it again.

Why don't you just call it ain't Cornwall or something if you hate flying

much? I don't want Cornwall.

There's another flight to Helsinki.

It's not till half eleven and it's not even one of ours.

Please.

All you have to do is get me on a plane.

I mean, you said yourself you're on duty.

I'll pay you for your time.

Three hours?

Say, £25 an hour.

And I'll throw in dinner.

And an extra hundred if I actually fly.

It's your money.

We're crossing the coast of Denmark above Brooklyn, heading northeast to

Helsinki. There are 21 hours of daylight at this time of year, so spectacular

views all the way.

Quick, pull the flight deck.

Ladies and gentlemen, fire alarm sounded in the rear toilet. Cold or fire

situation? Technical fault in the rear toilet.

Thank you.

No fire. Somebody's smoking.

I'm sorry. I didn't realise.

Why are you afraid?

No actual fire. He's smoking.

I'm sorry. I walked out on my wife on the airport. Sit down, please. I'll beat

him and I'll deal with this problem.

I expect to be arrested when you get to Helsinki.

Emergency over?

It's over when I say it is.

Okay.

You're the purser, I'm the galley slave.

You don't have to rub my nose in every five minutes.

Marco, get on the PA. Tell the passengers everything's under control.

Charlotte, go up the flight deck to radio ahead and have the police meet the

flight.

I'll be filing a report.

have now been dealt with. But may we take this opportunity to remind you that

smoking is not permitted anywhere on board this aircraft.

I hope I didn't get you into trouble with your boss.

Is that where you're going?

Yeah, it's a wife's idea.

Kind of new age version of the Priory. Our sister swears by it. She came back,

lost three stone, got divorced, got a job.

Sounds like you'd get a whole new life out of it if you wanted to.

Makes me wish I was going there.

Hey, look.

I know it sounds a bit weird, but...

If you're staying overnight in the Helsinki, would you consider coming

I mean, I'm not trying to put you up or anything.

It's just that I'm useless on my own.

I don't think so.

You could bring your mates with you.

That's very sweet, but no.

You're feeling sleepy.

Very sleepy.

I have you in my power.

You will smile.

Am I being a total pain?

Mm -hmm.

Sorry.

I had the first day with her.

Do you know what she just said to me?

So sorry to hear about your demotion.

Probably for the best. Not everyone's cut out for responsibility.

You know what I do when she has a go? Just restore something as something

completely different.

Like a night in the forest in the midnight sun?

Hmm?

A bloke in 11C just invited me to a... New Age retreat for the night.

If you like him, go for it.

No, no, it's not that kind of invitation.

He's just had to leave his wife at the airport.

Invitation was for all of us, actually.

Not really my scene.

Yeah, me neither.

If Will was here, he'd go and he'd totally take the piss.

You know, if he doesn't get his job back, I might have to call it a day

Don't say that.

From one married fag to another, the only thing I'll miss about press

is sucking your... God.

Love and kisses, Will.

Now, if my secretary had seen that...

I'm sorry.

I was drunk and obviously overexcited. We're coming to the end of this

schedule.

And just like that, you're letting me go?

I am this airline, for God's sake!

Nobody is indispensable.

You've been waiting for something like this.

You have wanted me out of here forever.

You can't take the fact that I remember what you used to be like. Keep your

voice down. You're a hypocrite! You betrayed every gay man who's ever had

guts... Shut up!

You know nothing about me.

Normally I'd ask for a month's notice.

You have two weeks leave due.

Finish up your current roster and we'll leave it at that.

Go quietly and I'll give you a good reference.

Anything else, I'll blacklist you to every airline on this planet.

I was fine for about three years ago. Coming back from Tenerife and suddenly

plane just dropped thousands of feet.

Clear air turbulence was in the thousands of feet. It felt like it.

Deception, right? Honest.

I've been flying three, four times a day for four years.

I've only had it twice.

Have you really never been afraid?

Sure. Right now my life's a mess.

I think I've lost all my friends.

Maybe even my job.

That's the sort of stuff that scares me.

Flying? Never.

Oh, for the time we better go. Just one more drink.

One more and they won't let you fly.

You don't want to black twice in one day.

The bill.

Close me, Jack.

Come on, you can do it.

I can't. How do you know if you won't even try?

Just don't force me. No, please don't force me. I feel sick.

My heart's just beating so fast.

We shouldn't have rushed it. It's just made me worse.

Maybe tomorrow morning we can just try something different.

I can't help you tomorrow. I'm back at work.

Well, walk me back to the hotel and then I'll pay you what I owe you. Not the

extra hundred.

I'm going to take the easy route.

I'm going to pay the fine when I get home. It's only a couple of hundred

But I guess I missed my bus, so who knows where the taxi will go.

What are you all still doing here?

I thought you'd want us to wait.

What have you thought? Wrong.

We're flying again at six. We should all be in the hotel getting your head down.

Come on, let's go.

Actually, we've made plans.

Don't we, Charlotte?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Marco, do you want to share a cabin to town?

I'm going with the girl.

Right.

One minute late tomorrow morning and you all go on my report.

Dougie, I hope your offer still stands.

Oh,

that beano's gone straight through me.

Little lady's room.

Just wait there.

What is it you're doing?

Give me hotel security.

Oh, please, don't do this. I trusted you and you stole from me.

Hello? Hello, this is room 301.

Ow.

Jesus.

I just... I needed that extra hundred.

I needed you to fly.

I only wanted Lucy to smell much of love, and then I buy a ring I can't

and the next thing I know, I'm bringing in drugs.

Mrs Banks, the security.

Mrs Banks, open the door, please.

I'll catch up on busking for a pain.

You're on.

Vodka and coke, please.

Will?

What are you doing in the ladies?

Are you all right?

It's my mistake.

Thanks so much for my meltdown of a life.

I won't let you take back your resignation.

That's so unfair.

It won't be fresh without you.

Apparently it will.

Right.

I'm going to get rip -roaringly drunk and completely off my face.

How about it?

I'm going to tell

you what I think.

Poppy, don't.

Mr Macmillan, can I speak to you?

I was in France with Will and... Oh, my God, what's happened?

Nothing.

You're suddenly empty.

My wife's waters have broken.

You're having a baby.

It's too soon.

Oh, you've got to be joking.

I'll get a taxi.

My wife's in a hospital.

I'm not meant to be taken into a hospital.

I said I'll get a cab.

Get in.

Taxi's a mile long.

Mr. Banks, I presume.

Welcome to the Garden of Life retreat.

My name is Arcadian.

Call me Dougie.

And which of these ladies is Mrs. Banks?

She didn't revel. Well, not today.

These are just friends.

Very thanks for the evening.

Yes, but I'll cover their expenses.

Very good.

While you are among us, we will be grateful if you will observe our ways.

But you must be hungry after your journey.

Please, take some food with us later.

A simple vegan meal will prepare you for the inner and outer journeys ahead.

But, while you are with us, you will need to wear these.

Everyone in our sessions does so.

Lessons are on a first -come, first -served basis.

As tonight is the solstice, we are taking advantage of the gift of light to

all night.

Okay. How about bury your past and flow your future in the forest of life?

It's so bad, it's funny.

So while we're here, let's just go with the flow, eh?

That is minging.

Why'd you send security away?

Because you know.

I sort of deserve it if they didn't hit me.

I've done some stupid stuff lately. It really hurts some people. I don't want

hear it.

You were right.

It wouldn't have happened if I'd have got on the plane.

That doesn't mean just because I've sent them away that you did the right thing.

You didn't.

I just need you with me more than I need you arrested.

Come again?

Well, I need you to do what I was paying you for. I need you to get me on a

plane.

And I don't care how.

What do I do?

Ten.

Alright, twelve.

Yeah.

Put that on.

Are you kidding?

Security patrol.

Come here.

I think of our girls wearing more like this.

Okay, the shoes aren't exactly regulation, but we'll do.

Put that on.

Where are we going?

This side.

Relax. I don't think it's grounding now because it's hurting.

All right, George.

Look, I know what you're going to say, but I haven't forgotten your cigarette.

Matter of fact, I knock off 10%, all right?

Come on. So one chance to get on an aircross, that ain't going nowhere.

No crews, no passengers, no pressure.

OK.

Right, we're going in. We can't leave the poor man all on his own.

Look, Poppy, I'm probably the last person he wants hanging around here

now.

They've taken her into surgery, doing an emergency caesarean.

Is there anything we can get you? No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

But your wife couldn't have prepared for this.

Why don't me and Will go to your house and pick up some stuff?

Just the basics.

No.

Why not?

I'm sure your wife would like some of her things.

Dressing gown.

Nightgown. Better take two.

Toothbrushes.

Bathroom's through there.

You been here before?

Yeah, when I first came to Fresh.

She was a person then.

Well... God, wouldn't it be

sad?

The needles fall and become part of the earth.

The past is buried and from it the tree grows into its future.

We too must free ourselves from our past in order to go forward.

We must clear away the dead wood.

Think carefully about the times in your life that have been painful and repeat

after me.

I am ready to cut you away.

I am ready to cut you away.

Close your eyes as you say it.

I am ready to cut you away. I am ready.

This is funny?

No. If you don't focus, you will spoil this process for the rest of the group.

I am ready to cut you away.

I've got cramp in my leg and some good grass in my room, so I can't do it. I am

ready to... I am ready to cut you away.

I am ready to cut you away.

I am ready to cut you away.

This is the Apple of Eden Total Sensation Workshop.

We're just about to begin.

What is your name?

Marco. Well, Marco, in order to get the most of this class, we have chosen to

work naked.

What are you afraid of?

Nothing. Well, let us begin.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please while I take through

of the safety features on this 737 aircraft.

Now, the life jacket can be fastened like

this.

And can be secured by tying a double knot on the left hand side of the

This. There's a... ...corch and a whistle for traction and attention.

And if the live ticket fails to inflate, you can always... ...blow into this.

Or, pull the toggle like this.

I am sensing a great deal of hurt.

And anger.

She's been through a tough time lately.

Shut up, Charlotte.

Please, share with us.

We are all gardeners of life.

I'm not going to tell you my problems.

Why? All this New Age bollocks, tree shit, I don't believe in it, all right?

What's to believe?

This is not a religion.

This is just a group of people trying to improve their lives by working

together.

Is your life so perfect that there is nothing you would like to improve?

Perfect? You think my life...

Sorry, I'm sorry.

I don't know what's come over me.

Don't.

Don't you smile at me, you tree hugger.

I've got a question for you, right?

How many of our aircraft do you think have crashed in the history of the

airline?

Three.

Four? None.

Not one.

We carry 12 million passengers, 15 ,000 flights a year.

Just remember that when you get on board tomorrow.

I mean, don't you feel daft when you know that the plane arrived safe and

and you could have been on it?

Dr. Feelgood also recommends skunk in times of stress.

No, I don't smoke pot.

What was that? It's moving.

The plane's moving. I thought you said that this wasn't going to move anywhere.

I'm trying to get back.

See?

We're just outside the maintenance hangar. I told you we weren't going to

The engines weren't even on. Well, fine. I want to get off. You can't. Not yet.

I've got to wait for the ground crew to clear off and hope the engineers don't

turn up. I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait. If we get caught here...

I get the sack. You get down for trespassing.

Oh, I hope you're not expecting me to pay for this fuck -up.

Damn right I am.

Get you on a plane, you said. I've done that now. You owe me.

We didn't fly.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

When you thought we were going to take off, you had hysterics.

Open this door. Otherwise, I'm going to drain this place down.

Put your steps down.

I only know how to do it from the outside on a 300.

Well, how are we going to get down?

No idea.

Place the heaviest rungs at the bottom.

Jack Fields, I bury you and all the pain that you caused me. I'll second that.

Charlotte, you've got to bury your own pain, honey, not mine.

I am.

How about Janice Steele?

Bitch face.

I bury you and all the pain you've caused me. I second that.

Have we all buried what we need to?

Then... Let's plant the futures that we want to achieve.

Think carefully about your goals.

For each one, place a seed in the pot and say, I plant you in hope.

I've got to do this on my own, okay?

I've got stuff to think about.

Louis, this one's for you.

May you be healthy and happy, my baby.

Even if you do have the world's worst mum.

I plant you in hope.

Marvin Lloyd, this one is for you, wherever you are.

Thorell, I didn't trust you.

I plant you in hope.

Mum. Hey.

Yeah, I did feel I was going to get a signal out here.

I'm in a forest.

In Finland.

Is Louis up?

Can I speak to him?

OK.

Hey, baby.

It's Mummy.

Yes.

Listen. Guess what Mummy just saw.

A deer.

Yeah.

Now, long, slow breath out.

Excellent, Marco.

You know, I can sense a very powerful sensuality in you.

Hidden depths of sexual energy.

Now, if you can time the breathing with the movements I taught you, you'll be

able to enhance your sexual pressure for a long, long time.

Sorry. We thought you were organising a tab. We're due at the airport in an

hour.

We're eating two brains.

Complete history of nuclear physics.

King Lear in Japanese.

Suggestion for life.

Give that back.

They are for getting a man and keeping a man. Little poppies in love.

Come on, tell Uncle Will who it is.

Oh, shut up. Thank you.

We've had a girl.

A baby girl.

Oh, well done.

Congratulations.

So, um, who's Mrs. McMillan?

She's still out.

They've taken the baby to intensive care. They wouldn't even let me hold

They said the next 48 hours is pretty critical.

She'll be fine. I know she will.

I've been saying my prayers.

So, have you got a name?

No.

We got your stuff.

Oh, you've both been so kind.

Do you want to come and see her?

The baby, I mean.

Are you sure?

I'd like you to.

Lucy!

Where are you?

Are you kidding?

Yeah, yeah, of course I can. Can you hang on?

All right.

I thought you said you didn't want us to get caught.

I'll give her monkeys now.

I'm Lucy's dear, my fiancée. I'm not going to beat her.

Jack, wait. I've been in the house. Of course I'll pay you the money we agreed.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sorry for the things I said back there. I think it was the fear

talking. Right, what did we agree?

£25 an hour, 10 hours, £250.

Oh, and the extra £100 for getting me on a moving aircraft. I won't have earned

that till you actually fly.

Ticket desk opens in an hour. Oh, I don't know.

Well, whether I fly or not, at least I've had one hell of an experience.

Right, I'd better get back to the hotel and call Dougie.

I'll leave the uniform in a bag behind reception.

I'll keep it. Your husband might like it.

Now go get that girl of yours.

And good luck.

Oops.

He came back.

Thank God. It's been a nightmare, but I'm finally back on track making things

to Leanne. Look.

Totally legit, I swear.

And now you're here.

Lee's always like you. She's bound to let me back in the flat.

How long are you staying?

I'm not.

What?

Going straight back on the next flight.

I just wanted to tell you this face to face and not in some shitty letter. No,

please.

It's not because of what happened.

Not really.

It just made me see what I should have seen ages ago.

We're not the people we used to be. Yeah, we are, Lucy. Don't do this.

The Milan job.

You saw it better than I did. I was trying to get away.

I'm not ready to settle down.

There's so many more things I want to do.

Work in America, maybe.

Leave me behind.

I will always love you.

If you loved me, you wouldn't leave me.

I don't want to keep it.

I can't.

I can't.

She looks so tiny and helpless with all those tubes and everything. I'll be

enough.

Come on, team of life does poor man to his family.

Yeah, go and get the car.

Bring it round front and we'll use the aid, yeah?

Goodbye, Mr Macmillan. Yeah.

Good luck.

I'm being punished, that's what it is.

It's not a sin.

No.

No. Sorry I called you a hypocrite last night.

I was just disappointed about the job.

If it's no crime to be gay, then it's no crime to be straight either.

If that's what you really want.

So I'll see you at my leave -in do then, a week on Friday.

Good luck with the little one, eh?

Will. I'm sorry too.

It's uncomfortable having people like you around who remind me of things I'm

trying to put behind me.

So when the facts came through, I took advantage.

I shouldn't have done that.

You think I can stay?

Thank you, Kevin.

Well, anything to avoid that Queenie Feeney goodbye do Will O 'Brien,

Charlotte, what's that in your hair?

I have fingernails.

Sorry, I've been lying in a forest, watching the midnight sun.

Spare me the details. Get cleaned up, please.

Now.

Janice, can I have a minute?

Make it quick.

I wanted to say I'm sorry.

What for?

My attitude yesterday, I was out of order.

I also wanted to say that if you think I can't handle responsibility, you're

wrong. I was a damn good person and will be again, if not for fresh, then some

other airline that will appreciate me.

I have a present for you.

What is it?

Something I planted.

That's one ham and cheese, one peanut sugar.

You seem, um, better.

Nah, good, but better.

Still a little sparkly.

That's six pounds change.

Well, what happened?

Nothing, really.

Anything else, sir?

All jobs are shitty, I guess.

But how many ladies spend a midsummer night in a Finnish forest?

So what did you three get up to last night?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you asked for coffee. I'm so sorry. I can't speak for

the girl.

I was learning to have an eight -hour orgasm. Shh!

Oh, I'm so... Napkins, I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

You should try it sometime.

Mind you, it might be a bit beyond all nighter.

What's happened? Where's your fiancée?

Oh, she's fine. I told her I had to make sure you got on board.

You OK?

Fine. I just keep thinking about Dougie and the look on his face when I get

there.

You don't have to hold my arm. I'm OK.

It feels normal now, just like I'm going to work.

Oh, it's you lot.

You're going to be fine with these. They're friends of mine.

Guys, this is Lynn Banks, and it's her first time flying for a while, so...

Well, you've picked a great day for us.

Thanks, sweetheart.

Now you get back to Lucy and tell her she's got a very special fella.

This way.

I've got something for you.

And there's more.

Where'd it come from?

Let's be honest.

I sold a few bits and pieces. I'm just trying to make things right.

Yeah. Might as well have this and all.

Ain't gonna get much wear out of it now.

Oh.

Jack, I'm sorry.

So, friends again? Gonna move back in?

No.

You think you can buy back our friendship?

Friends are people you can trust. How can any of us ever trust you?

£150 could then. The ring's worth £1500. What more do I have to do? You think

money makes up for the police raiding my mum's house? Or me thinking I'm going

to jail and losing my son?

Here, take it. I don't want it. No, you take it.

I've done my best.

Can I have a word?

Does it have to be now?

I didn't come in to pick up a few papers.

You look as if I was up for you.

I've been up all night.

Nap. Look, this won't take long.

I'd like to go.

I'm coming to the end of the current schedule. I've got some leave due, so...

soon as possible, if that's okay.

Why?

Has this got anything to do with the rumours I've been hearing about that

business with Leanne?

I don't know what you mean. I just... Need a change.

If that's what you want, finish up your current roster and we'll leave it at

that. I just finished.

You seriously want to do this now?

Okay, well, I'll need your company credit card, your ID card and your

key.

Oh, and I hope you brought a change of clothes with you.

Well, good luck.

You too.

Hail the fun Now it's time for me to get on top Of the

world You're the world In my world

And I'm feeling