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The world is

mine and I'm feeling so

traveling on F -A -2 -3 -1 -2 -com.

Sorry,

everyone. Enjoying the reception too much?

Well, welcome aboard, Mr. and Mrs. Edwards.

Right, I'll just show you two seats.

We'll find our own way.

Cass! Sorry.

Bye, B &C, just then.

You give him the champagne.

Emma's asked me to do flight day drinks. I know you might want to put all that

stuff on.

Kind of a fresh tradition for newlyweds.

Well, that's very civil.

Busting for a piss.

Open the bottle, though. My wife will have a glass, I'm sure.

What are you doing here?

It's my day job.

Well, I'm on my honeymoon.

No shit.

Look, if Tom can't find out, it would break his heart.

I'm sure as hell not going to tell him.

Now, this first set of pills begins the process of termination.

Basically, they reverse your hormones.

Then you come back in three days' time to take the second lot.

They precipitate the actual release.

Now, it's nothing to worry about, I promise you.

It's nothing more than a heavy period.

So I have to take them now.

Couldn't I just take them away with me? You need to take them under medical

supervision.

If you're at all worried about this procedure, perhaps we could... No, it's

fine. I just want all this to be over.

See the nurse on your way out.

Ask her to book you in again next Thursday.

Have you seen Rachel?

I think she's boarded a flight.

Shit.

Anything I can help with?

No, thanks.

Just needed to see her.

Well, look, if you need to talk, I'm off now.

No, it's OK.

Right, well, another time then.

You know, Janice, if you have got some spare time, I don't suppose you could do

me a huge favour.

It's just I need to get to Kent.

Are you asking me for a lift?

Badly, it seems.

I'll buy you dinner.

Sounds intriguing.

Did you do it?

First instalment. When it came to it, I just couldn't take them.

What? Does it mean you've changed your mind? Are you going to keep it?

I don't know.

Good afternoon, sir.

7A and B, just here on the right. Hello.

Oh,

look, what a little poppet.

Hello. Can I see your ticket, please?

Would you mind?

I suppose you just sit on the right.

Thank you.

Oh.

That's just the sweetest little baby. Look at the little hood.

Oh, Rach, you're like a teddy.

Rach?

What did I say?

Nothing. She's just a lot on the plate right now.

Oh,

my

God. The folder's in the case.

What folder?

The travel stuff.

Insurance papers, traveller's cheques.

The hotel booking form.

I put it all in the case. I didn't think.

Look, this is our honeymoon.

It's about us being together.

So fuck the hotel and the clothes.

We'll hang about naked on the beach if we have to. It'll be fine.

What are they still doing here?

Oh, they'll be fine.

They don't look fine.

Well, let Grand Clue deal with it then. That's what they're paid for, isn't it?

I can't believe I'm hearing this from Mr Community Service wannabe policeman.

Come on.

You really can't remember the name of your hotel?

I can see it clear as anything in my mind. It's white, it looks over the sea,

it's got a massive pool.

Well, that's just about every hotel on the island.

You go. I'm sure the bags will arrive soon.

The next flight is not till tomorrow.

We're not going to let you spend your wedding night in an airport, are we, Ed?

Come back to our hotel. You can have my room.

I could bank down in yours. Absolutely not.

We can't let you go to all that trouble.

Be gracious. What's the problem?

We'd love to, if you're sure. Of course we are.

Shall we freshen up and see you in the bar in an hour?

You don't have a drinker with us on your wedding night. We owe you, I insist.

Unless you've got other plans, of course. Don't feel you have to. I'd love

wouldn't me?

OK,

you can take the bed.

No, no, no, it's your room. The floor will be fine.

Well, how about top to toe?

Or you sleep in the bed and I'll sleep on top.

Of the covers, I mean.

If you're sure.

You want the first shower?

Um, nor if you want it first, go ahead.

Okay, then.

I won't be long.

You've already been so kind to us, but... I'm okay, don't.

I was just wondering if you had anything you could lend Karen to wear just for

tonight. We'd pay the dry cleaning.

Of course, that's what I thought. Come on in.

What do you like to look of?

Oh, anything.

See, I told you she wouldn't mind.

Now that is going to get me right in the honeymoon mood.

Come on, hey kid, it's brand new.

How? Sorry.

Have you got anything to lend Tom to?

Can't get a dinner in a morning suit.

Er, yeah, sure.

Sue, what is it you're doing for me in any way?

I know some fresh pilots moonlight doing flying lessons. Is that what you're up

to?

He's got this ancient DC -3. I just run into France, pick up some stuff and fly

back.

What the... I don't know. I don't want to know.

Is that wine?

That man is slime.

I need the money. I can't afford to be picky.

Why not? If I could chase him for my money back.

It's not that.

I've got a family to support now.

Rachel's pregnant.

Oh.

Well, congratulations.

Thanks. Janet? Deal.

Long time no see.

You haven't changed a bit. Neither have you.

Before we do this, I want to get a few things straight.

Quite the businessman.

I need to know what the cargo is.

No, you don't. I'm just paying you to fly it. The plane was so overloaded last

time, I nearly lost control. Remember?

Look, I've no more interest than you in things going wrong.

There's a weigh station at Larniak.

Once they put the cargo on, you can check it before you take off.

Well, if it's that much of a doddle, why don't you do it yourself?

Still got your pilot's license, don't you?

If you don't want the money, plenty of other pilots do too.

Well, we need to do a bit more work on the landing.

But apart from that, that was really quite good.

Great, thanks very much. Same time next week? Yeah, that'll be terrific.

What the fuck?

If you're going, I'm going.

I'll be right with you, isn't it, Ian?

Who, yourself?

No way.

You've got at least three or four hours.

You are not leaving me with him.

What if there's a fuck -up? I nearly crashed last time. You won't make the

mistake again.

But if you don't want the company... The company would be great.

Where are they off to, Laniac?

Out now, Knight.

You know better than to ask.

Dumped you for a younger man, has she?

No.

How long are they going to be?

I know I'd like to buy them a drink later. I haven't seen them for a while.

Going to be a good three hours.

Another time, maybe.

Colin, why don't you go with Ian here and get booked up?

OK, great. See you next time.

Yes, hello. I'd like the telephone number of Chillingfold Police Station.

Where are you going?

I know you said you only wanted to know, Jay, but I thought we could do with a

green orgasm. I told you I wasn't drinking.

Sorry.

So, friendship and new beginnings.

Friendship. Friendship.

I know what to do. I'm going to do your reading.

I'm studying up and I'm on my fourth lesson already.

Go on, Lee. Pick a card.

I wish.

No, no, I know this one. What it means is you're in a love triangle, and until

you figure out which person deserves your loyalty, you're stuck.

Very helpful.

Go on, Rach.

Yes, ma 'am.

Go on, it's just a bit of fun.

Put them away, Lorna.

Please. Rachel?

Rachel, is somebody ill or something?

I didn't mean to upset you. Please don't cry.

What is it?

Look, I'm really, really... I'm pregnant, okay?

Oh.

Oh, God.

Look,

it doesn't literally mean death, you know. Hang on.

The focus is on endings and new beginnings.

See? Oh, yeah?

Expect disappointment.

You will be troubled by finances.

Too right.

How about this one?

Love will come to an end if it hasn't already.

How can I have this baby now?

Rachel.

Rachel, wait.

Rachel.

Rachel.

Look, I know it's hard. You think you're all on your own, but you're not. What

the hell would you know about my life? I do know.

If you have this abortion, you will regret it for the rest of your life,

It's like murder, you know. Lorna, shut up.

How dare you judge me, you interfering cow!

Just piss off and leave me alone!

Sorry, it didn't take this long last time.

Ah, here we go.

Right,

that's it, we're definitely going. There's police all over the village and

cargo isn't arriving till tomorrow morning. Got it.

No, no.

Pas permis de partir.

Where the bloody hell does he expect us to be?

You're going to love it. You'll love it.

What are you doing here? I thought you left hours ago.

I was too knackered to drive, so I thought I'd catch 40 Winks.

Have Peter's not back yet?

No, not till tomorrow morning.

They couldn't get the car go through.

Probably having a nice cozy meal in some chateau, eh? Lucky devil.

Yeah. Come inside, man. It's freezing out here. I've got a bottle of Bushmills

and a curry on the go.

Thanks, but I think I'll head for home.

Suit yourself.

Hello, yes, I was speaking to a detective earlier.

About Chillingford.

Yes, there seems to be a delay.

Well, this is delightful.

I'm sorry, Janice, what a nightmare.

Wasn't quite what I had in mind when you said you'd buy me dinner.

Not likely what we have in here.

Oh, well, for darkers, we could have half an eating pit cap.

Oh, yum.

And for mains?

Some pringles? Delicious, a feast. What else have you got in there?

Oh, I could never reveal the contents of my bag.

Don't you know a woman's handbag is like the window to her soul?

Okay, psycho.

Well, based on that, I can deduce that Janice Steele is... a

smoking. You look very bad for you.

Ever hopeful?

I found it on an aircraft toilet.

Sure, okay.

Damn.

Sorry.

You okay?

Well, we might as well start with a dinner.

I guess so.

You look like a man who works out.

You have to give me a shake for your job, don't you?

Well, how built up do you have to be to lift a coffee pot?

He's got a job. He's an exotic dancer.

Is that another word for stripper?

Tom? Yeah.

Him and a couple of boys from the old Leeds Bradford base.

I thought it was a fantastic routine.

Bradford? I thought you sounded local. Might we have heard of you?

No. They're called the Garden Boys.

Well, I have heard of you. Didn't they do your head night?

No.

I think I had another booking that night.

Taking your clothes off in front of a bunch of drunken, randy women. Rather

than me, mate. Sounds terrifying.

Well, look, I'm sure you guys have got better things to be doing on your

night than sitting here drinking with us.

Come on, Poppy.

I'm knackered.

Good night.

Yeah, good night.

Most romantic day of their life and they stuck out in this crummy hotel with no

clothes and no money.

Ed?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

You don't sound fine.

Anything happen to you? We're friends and you can tell me.

No. I talk too much to do nice shit. Why do I always do that?

Look, it's not all about you, Poppy, all right?

I'm stressed.

I'm not just sex on tap for whenever a woman feels randy.

I'm sorry.

That was a good idea of yours.

Holding off till the wedding night and freshen things up.

What's the matter?

I'm just tired. I'm sorry.

I was in the hairdresser's at seven this morning.

There's no rush.

We have got the rest of our lives, Mrs Edwards.

Mike's been calling.

Two, three times a day.

He's offering me the house in Richmond, monthly allowances, trust fund for the

baby.

Mike's prepared to bring up Dad's baby.

Oh.

Are you sure?

That night in Toronto, I had to do something to put him off the scent.

The only time I didn't use protection.

Yeah, but Dan thinks that... I know.

I know.

And I don't want to lose him, Lee.

It's all such a mess.

But you can't not tell him that it's Mike's.

If there's no baby, there's nothing to tell.

Are you sure that's what you want to do?

I don't know.

Well, you've been through this. Tell me what to do.

Rage.

You know I can't.

Do you want to talk about her?

Rachel?

God, yes.

I'm guessing it wasn't planned.

I was terrified at first.

But then I thought, well... It's a fake way of saying you're nearly 30.

What have you done with your life? What have you achieved?

I'll have a family now, so... I've got to get it together.

And once you get over the shock, it's amazing.

I'm going to be a father.

And Rachel?

How does she feel about becoming a mother?

I don't know.

I didn't react well when she told me.

Since then, she's been avoiding me most of the time.

She feels so out of control as a man.

She'll have it or not have it as she chooses, and there's nothing I can do

that.

It's a new life that we've started.

I thought of it just being snuffed out because it's not convenient.

I'm sorry.

I've touched a nerve.

No, it's fine.

I've had two abortions.

And then last year, I lost a baby.

I've always felt it was some sort of a punishment.

No.

I just wish I'd taken that chance Luke.

What were you

expecting?

Should have guessed.

What else needs something the size of a DC -3 to shift it?

What do you want to do?

Oh, I need the money.

We need the money.

Morning.

Nigel. You're a glass down for punishment?

Have I finally given you the booth?

No, not yet.

But I do have a couple of days off and two ex -wives to support.

So have you got anything for me?

It's good about Peter's gig if I know you were that hard up.

Yes, but I'm not that daft.

Er... Got one coming in at 11 if you want to hang around.

Just going to do it myself.

Sure. Dan not back then?

Should be taken off. I'm lying you out now.

Back in a couple of hours.

Perfect.

Look, um... I want to apologise about last night.

Forget it, I made a fool out of myself. No, look, I don't want to forget about

it. I was the fool.

I just, you know, I've got a lot on my mind.

Hmm.

Hopeless, this kind of stuff.

But you like me, though, right?

I don't get you.

You know, I like you, but I just don't get you.

We have this incredible night together, right?

And then the next time I see you, you're acting like I've got some sort of

disease or something. And then now... Oh, I don't know.

Maybe this is your standard nightmare.

No, it isn't.

I seem to remember you kissing me last night.

I tried.

Come here.

I'm sure we can do better.

Who wants breakfast?

There isn't a thing to be bothering them.

What's the matter?

I don't know.

Nothing.

You've been odd with me for weeks.

I put it down to wedding nerves, but the wedding's been and gone.

Well, maybe I'm just, I don't know, off of sex.

Are you pregnant?

No. Well, then why?

Because I can't think of a reason why a woman would suddenly go off a man she's

been fucking perfectly happily for eight months.

Are you having an affair?

No.

God, no.

I love you.

Well, then talk to me.

Whatever it is, we can sort it out.

Okay.

The truth is... I like it when we make love and everything, but...

I don't actually... It doesn't make me... You know...

You don't can't, is that what you're saying?

You've never had an orgasm?

Well, you go down on me sometimes, but not... I hate talking about this.

Why didn't you say? Because when he fakes it once, I... I know I shouldn't

How do you not the next time? And it just becomes a habit.

Fuck!

Oh, Tom, wait!

Maybe you're the one with the problem.

What do you mean? Well, maybe it can't come that way. Some women can't. I can!

Just not with me.

Who? No one.

Nothing. Because you know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking it's happened since you and me.

No! Yeah, because if it had happened before, you'd have told me I wasn't

it.

God, little fish, you are having an affair. No, I swear!

Look, it was just the once.

Who and when?

Morning. He's an exotic dancer.

That's another word for stripper.

Tom, they're called Golden Boys.

Didn't they do your head night?

No, I think they're another book in that novel.

Him?

Golden Boy? He was the stripper at your end night, wasn't he?

Did you know he was going to be here?

Have you arranged this whole thing? No, it's all... Just a horrible coincidence!

Oh, Christ!

Tom? Get off of fucking my wife!

Get off of fucking her again!

I didn't. I didn't.

No, but you are going to.

What?

You make a call.

I don't.

I can't live like that for the rest of my married life.

So, you're going to show me how.

You're kidding me.

Well,

then you're sick.

Oh, that's rich.

Coming from a stripper who screws clients for money.

Karen is never going to go for this.

She's not going to know.

Oh, my God.

Like, if you think that I'm going to have sex with your wife, are you

You're crazy, mate.

Crazy enough to tell Poppy you slept with my wife.

It sounded like you were enjoying yourselves just now.

How would she feel if she knew your dirty little secret?

That's before I even met her. Yeah, but women aren't logical like that, are

they?

Hi there.

Where's Karen?

She's a bit tired.

Oh, that honeymoon action, eh?

Listen, Poppy, can you get me one of those free smoothies, please? Just put

on the room.

Please don't play this up for me, mate.

I really like her.

If you do what I ask, she never has to know.

Just one shag.

It's nothing for someone like you.

But it is everything to me.

That was amazing.

When can we do it again?

Oh, I don't work here full -time.

I'm just helping out a friend.

I'm a commander for British Airways.

Ex -Concord.

Oh. But when I'm free and if you are interested in going up again, I could

you my mobile phone number.

Definitely.

Are you Ian

Wilkinson? Uh, who wants it? I'm Inspector Manners, Customs and Excise. I

warrant to search your premises, and I want to see the registration documents

for all your aircraft.

Tell Karen I'm going to the airport to look for our bags. That'll take me at

least two hours.

You get rid of Poppy.

How?

What are you two boys gossiping about?

Nothing.

You can pay yourself away for a couple of hours. The book says tickets to see

the Temple of Arsenal Church.

It's supposed to be amazing.

I can't.

Why?

They've had a row, him and Karen. So, um, I promised them we'd take it for a

beer in the old town. You know, talk it over.

But yesterday you said don't get involved.

Yeah, and yesterday you were telling me to stop being so selfish.

I can't get out of it now.

I think she's going to leave now.

Would it help if I talked to Karen?

No, no.

Look, they know we've been talking about them.

You do the tour.

It won't be fun without you.

Look, you'll be back by lunchtime and give me a chance to work up an appetite.

And then we can spend the whole afternoon in bed.

Karen, what are you doing here?

What does it look like?

Right, well, I thought it was you, so I got you a drink.

Where's Tom?

At the airport, trying to get our things.

God knows why, because your airline promised to deliver them straight here.

Oh, well, you know, he's probably just anxious to get your things for you.

Cheers.

You look hot.

What?

You know, the sun, you're burning up.

Oh.

You want to put some of this in?

Um, hold up.

Where's Poppy? Oh, she's at Santora's thing.

She's going to be gone all morning.

You didn't fancy it then?

No.

I'll turn over, I'll do you back.

I was told if they're never going to get it fixed, I'm heading back to the

hotel.

Hey. It's all right.

So scalp massage is the best thing for headaches, nervous tension.

Just relax.

You know, you really aren't burning up.

I just smell a very rough death.

Let's get in.

I've been here with you.

Why?

You know why.

People are allowed to go mad on their hen nights, you know.

I think that night I've been going mad.

Why?

Because I felt things that I'm never going to feel again.

Tom, what are you doing?

What was that?

Pete,

get away.

Tom. Shit.

Karen. Karen, don't. Karen.

Sick, Tom.

God, it's not what you think.

What's going on here?

Have you been watching us?

Fuck you thick, twisted... Don't yell at me. You're the one fucking someone else

on our honeymoon.

Jesus, will somebody tell me what's going on?

That leaves just the DC -3 unaccounted for. Yeah, just had some repairs done on

that. A pilot friend of mine offered to take her for a run yesterday.

She must have stayed over.

Where? I don't know. When's it due back?

Ah, not so long to wait after all.

You don't need me anymore.

Please don't laugh.

Inspector Manor, sir, with customs and excise. Can you take a look in the hall,

please?

Oh, if you're going to do your pro -life rant again, spare me.

Actually, I wanted to say I'm sorry.

Oh. Look, I just didn't want you to rush into anything.

When it's done, it really is done.

When?

Oh, it was years ago. I'm over it now, but... I was just 16 at the time.

I love the guy and everything, like you do, but... My mum and dad kept going on

and on.

And in the end, I just gave in.

I had no idea how hard it would hit me. I was on antidepressants for over a

year. It wasn't only the baby I lost.

I've never felt anything about my mum and dad since it happened.

Luna, I'm not you.

I know.

Then what is it you want from me?

What? I just don't want you to feel pressured like I was.

What I'm trying to say is, if you want this baby, then there's ways round

problems.

I think it's somewhere.

Might be a bit pale for you.

Damn it, there's a hole in the lining. I think it's gone down.

Well, that's that, babe. It was nice to touch up mid -flop.

and you're fucking him on our honeymoon.

Oh, what was I supposed to do?

Honour your vows?

Or was that too old -fashioned for you? I can't help this.

I never thought I was into sex, but I am!

And I love it! And I can't go my whole married life without it!

We have sex!

I mean, what the fuck is it that he does that's so fucking wonderful?

Is it the piercing thing? I'll have it done.

I've got to get out of here. I've got nothing to wear except... Where are you

going?

Home.

I love you, Tom.

I should never have married you knowing what I was missing.

And what is that, eh?

What exactly is it that you are missing?

Don't make me do this.

You're not leaving until you tell me.

Size matters, Tom.

It really, really matters.

Sorry.

I met her on a hen night and one thing led to another.

I should have told you, but Tom said that he'd tell you if I didn't... You

if I didn't do it with her again.

Oh, now you know anyway.

Shit, this is so fucked up.

Look, I really like you, Poppy.

The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you.

This is Edward, your case is... Can you send them up to my husband's room and

get me a taxi?

The airport...

If

you haven't persuaded me not to take you... Jesus, Janice, I nearly landed a

spokesman's business.

But you didn't.

I've taken all your savings, carted you halfway around Europe for never... You

have nothing to apologise for.

Good an adventure.

I'd better go in. Rachel will be back.

I've heard here you come.

Good luck.

How are you feeling?

Oh, grim.

Here, try this.

Cinnamon and raspberry leaves. Supposed to be really good for heavy periods.

It must be tough for

a guy sometimes.

Because... Well, it's all about the woman's proactive, isn't it?

But that's probably right, I suppose.

It's the woman's body after all.

I'm sure Dan will understand.

You just weren't ready, were you, babe? It wasn't Dan's.

For God's sake.

It was Mike's.

What?

Go on, Rach.

Can I cut your tongue?

How could you do this to me?

I was going to tell you. Don't fucking insult me. Please, Dan.

I could have lost everything today trying to make money for a baby that

even mine.

How could you do a thing like this?

Lee, I'll sort out the rent with you some other time.

You give me a call when it's okay for me to come and get my stuff, yeah?

Please don't go.

Don't touch me.

I inhaled the fun. Now it's time for me to get on top of

the world.

Just the world is mine.

And I'm feeling.