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Oh, no.

I don't think you can do this.

Hmm?

Of course you can.

24 hours of her carping and criticising.

How do you think about her doing it with him?

Then don't think about it. Marco Bailey didn't give a fuck about us and now he's

gone. G -O -N -E.

Gone. Okay? And he isn't coming back.

Will, don't.

I wish you wouldn't.

How else am I supposed to get through 24 hours of Madeira and nothing but wall

-to -wall biddies and not a buck for 50 miles?

Uh, Lorna. Yeah?

We are kind of in the middle of something here.

Oh, God.

It's your flu of flying thing.

Sorry.

Do you know what? You've got a foe in the right hand.

He is a miracle worker. I used to make 40 a day, didn't I? And he totally cured

me. And in only two sessions, he said... Lorna, what do you think you're doing?

I've got to get to my briefing.

Oh, well.

I guess I'll see you all aboard, then.

Oh, and, um, it's quite after eight.

Right. Where were we?

Finding our comfort zone.

You should try Jonathan, Janice. He could really relax you. He cured me of

smoking. I'd be more impressed if he cured you of opening your mouth every

a little thought pops in your mind.

Feet were like that.

I beg your pardon.

Hi, Jonathan.

Hiya. Hello.

I'm Dennis Steele. I'm the person on the flight. Any problems that you have,

don't hesitate to call me. This is Lorna. And this is Poppy.

Poppy, would you like to escort Mrs, um... Burns.

Mrs Burns to her seat?

Please.

This way.

Poppy. That's a lovely name.

I hate it.

Hello there, madam.

Would you like to step on board?

I can't.

Would you sit the others?

Yeah, of course.

Madeline, would you like to come this way and I'll look for what it is?

Hello.

Think of the alternative.

You go home now and bang goes the promotion.

I'll get another job.

What, throw away years of hard work? Come on.

You'd still know you bottled it.

Bright ambitious girl like you.

No, you can't live with that.

Okay? Now just remember what we talked about.

Close your eyes.

There you go.

Take a hand.

Now remember, every step that we're going to take, your fear is fading and

fading.

Okay?

That's the first one.

There you go.

Isn't he a genius?

I've been demoted.

Peterson and me both.

That bitch is making us retake our commands.

Well, you've only yourself to blame.

Jane, don't be like that.

Nigel.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Come to papa.

You're welcome.

Sit yourself.

Thank you very much for flying press.

Our ladies do have a lovely morning. Do flying press again.

Wonderful time, ladies.

If I get that old, please put me at my mother's place.

Have you been to the blue hotel and got us in?

Yes, I do believe it comes with on -street cockroaches. The air with the

dirties, it's heard the crews from Norway air. Room party's night and day,

all right, love.

Thanks, sir.

Now, either you're putting on weight, Captain, I mean, first officer, or you

have to have a word with your player.

What'd I say?

Two questions for you, Lorna.

One, have you got any more vodkas?

And two, are you going to come and do some work?

Or am I on my own out there with old steel balls?

Sorry.

What's up with her?

Boyfriend dumped her. It's awful seeing her hurting like this. She's so young.

We should put some of your magic on her.

One vodka tonic.

That's three pounds, please.

What's the last juice, sir?

Isn't there supposed to be a life jacket under there?

4A.

Oh, there isn't one. We told operations about it weeks ago, but being on such

tight turnarounds, we never have time to fit it.

That's what we get for flying budget air. But we do have five spare life

in the overhead locker, so there's absolutely no need to worry about it.

Golly. Now.

Don't think I don't know what this is all about.

You're upset about Marco leaving.

Don't you mention his name to me.

Don't you dare stop being such a silly, selfish, melodramatic little girl.

Those people are frightened.

If it aren't... Mrs Burns, can I help you? I need the loo. Oh, well, there you

go.

We're just here if you need us. I can't.

I should never have had those rum and cokes in the terminal, but that was the

only way I could make myself do this.

Are you frightened of being locked in because I can open this door from the

outside? I can show you. No, it's not that. It's just... This is so

The suction thing when you flush it.

Well, you don't have to flush. I read somewhere this woman was just sitting

there and the flush went off without her even touching it and she got sucked out

the aircraft.

Mrs Burns, I assure you that would never happen.

The waste isn't sucked out of the aircraft.

It goes straight into septic tanks that are just underneath up here. I should

never have come. I can't. I just can't.

Calm down.

Take breaths. Deep breaths. Now, what we're going to do is find a way to make

you feel more comfortable, OK?

Right,

Poppy, pass me a tray. Quickly.

Now, you take one and I'll get the other. What we're going to do for you is

we're going to hold either end of this tray and then you can do whatever it is

you need to do into it. But someone might come in. They won't because I'm

going to let them.

OK? You want me to hold this while she pisses in it? That's a general idea,

No way.

Your girlfriend has banished me.

You mean Janice.

What did you do?

I guess you can't stand being around someone who slept with her toy boy. I

play puppy.

He wasn't a toy boy. It was a one -off thing.

Is that what she told you? Yes.

Because she's lying.

It was going on for a year, ever since he started at the airline.

Hey, sexy lady!

What are

you

reading? A manual.

I've got to revise.

Five days in the sim, then a two -hour written exam.

I drop more than 10 % and I lose my command for good.

Sorry,

what did you say?

I said go and get your knickers in a twist.

Why don't you come out here and say it? So, what do you think this is, a school

playground?

Look at me, you coked -up little shit. I'm revising for an exam. If I fail, I

will be permanently demoted. I will lose £30 ,000 a year, and the reason that

I'm in this mess is you. You're the one that left the flight deck without

waiting for cover. Yeah, you told me to lie about it, and you made me change my

mind. Take this first, Molly, for your own action.

That green one is creme de menthe. I swear to God, I will puke. It's my

What is my horror? It's melanose. I'm going to just drink it all quickly,

Come on. Oh, OK. Thank you very much. I'm crying out of my mind. Drink, drink,

drink. Go on.

Hey!

Oh, you bastards. That was fucking sexy.

Will, listen to me.

We're going to get chucked out of here if you don't calm down.

You don't have to see me. We're going to move out.

For what?

They'll want you to go and apologise.

No way. We need the rent.

Look, getting off your head is not going to bring Marco back.

Who?

You know what this is about.

It's a dooley, Anne. It's not about the rent, it's about him.

You're always the same, Leanne. As soon as some remotely fuckable pilot comes

along, our friendship goes right out the window.

Fuck loyalty when you're in heat.

Fucking it's true.

Come on, let's drink.

Thank you both so much for what you did. No problem.

It wasn't the first time. I'm sure it won't be the last.

Bye -bye.

See you later.

Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye, Captain.

Nothing, sir?

Nothing on the day of my life.

First I get demoted, then I find out you've been having an affair with that

for months behind my back.

Who told you that?

Right. Do you want to get off and Poppy and I will catch you up?

Poppy!

Stay where you are.

What did you say to Nigel?

I told him the truth.

It's obviously more than you've done.

How did you do it, Dennis?

How did you get Marco to have sex with someone as old and plain and vile?

When I get back to the hotel, I will call the airline and get them to fly out

stand by.

Then I will make a full report of your behaviour today.

I hope you've enjoyed this flight, Poppy.

It was the last one you ever worked for fresh.

I didn't know what you'd like, so I got a sprinple of everything.

What's that?

Strawberry roulade. My grandmother used to make it. It's good.

I'm not going to die right now.

Is there any party?

Upstairs? No, thanks.

Get yourselves a dabbing, Joan.

Ladies and gentlemen, coming through.

Oh, what are you doing?

You said get food, and I have.

Yeah, I'm making crystal salted nuts.

Did you get a knife?

What did people do before there was company?

Or drugs, come to mention it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go easy, mate.

Fuck it.

Well, if you're desperate, your little mate reckons he knows where the

stash they left over gear.

Ho!

Oh, my God.

Devin, Ricky.

You've got to cut my fire. 4 -1 -0. Cute waiters.

Everybody's invited. I'll see you guys at 5, OK? Take care. See you in a bit.

You know, we didn't see what plan pot they were in, did they?

Right, you start that end, I'll start that end.

B &B treasure.

All right, then I'll have a private party of my own, eh?

To fresh hope, and to each and every one of us. To fresh hope.

To getting fired.

Things can only get better.

Look, why don't you just go over there and say that you're sorry?

What's the point?

After I do, she's not going to change her mind. Yes, and getting drunk is not

going to make the fucking girl away.

And not getting drunk won't help me get my job done.

Don't you think you've had enough?

What do you care?

Well, I'd like to get myself and that lot home in one piece.

Look, I don't know what Poppy said to you, but I did not cheat on you.

I know you're upset about the job.

But it was the logical thing to do.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, you would have looked after me.

I earned five times your salary.

Look, I know you never believed me, but... I loved you.

I did.

I do.

No one knows me like you.

We're a team.

And that's why I can forgive you.

What?

You were lonely.

You know, suddenly you get the attention of some good -looking boy.

You were flattered.

And if I can forgive you about the boy, then... You forgive me?

Oh, I've heard it all now.

Don't go. Talk to me. Nigel, get off me.

Tell me one thing.

Is he better in bed than me?

He was the love of my life.

What do you like, Captain?

Not Captain anymore, Lorna.

Why are you doing this?

Because I want to help you.

Lorna reckons you could do with some cheering up.

Man trouble, I hear.

How would you feel if the person you love to drive the fleet with your

Well, can't say that I'm really into lesbians, and as far as I know, neither

my mum.

Sorry.

So your boyfriend cheated on you with someone much older?

Janice. The perter?

He chose her over you?

What is he, blind?

And now she sacks me because I wouldn't help one of your people pee in a drawer.

You ever get nights when it doesn't matter how much you drink, you can't get

drunk? You probably are drunk.

Just don't feel it.

I'm sober enough to know I'm fucked.

Look.

How about a sunset walk along the beach?

Hey, hey, come on.

Sorry.

Last time I came here, it was with him to watch the sunrise.

It was the most romantic moment of my life.

And all the time he must have been wishing he was with her.

Please make it stop.

Poppy, I can't.

But you cured Lona of smoking.

Yeah, that's different, you know. There's no magic cure for heartbreak.

Not addiction.

Not a phobia.

It's just life.

But right now, I guess it hurts like hell.

And it will.

It will for a while.

And this is Steve, and he's the youngest. He's five.

Oh, well, you've never seen them. No, that's why I came on this course.

I mean, am I really going to go into a lonely old age with no family around me

just because I'm afraid of flying? Exactly.

Just imagine, Captain, Christmas in Sydney.

Would you excuse me?

Ah, champagne?

I shouldn't. We have a rule in the industry to work from bottle to

Well, I'm pleased to hear it.

But you know there's only a little drop left.

It's not it anymore.

There we go.

Thank you.

It's a fresh hope.

Though why a girl as intelligent as you should be frightened of flying beats me.

You flatter her.

I know, it's ridiculous.

I work in the travel industry.

You know the chances of having any kind of accident are 14 million to one.

Same as winning the lottery.

But people do win the lottery.

Oh, enough of this flying talk anyway.

I believe there's a beautiful beach out there.

Looks great in the brochures.

We go see?

What a good idea.

Sounds like an exciting life.

All the travelling, getting to stay in beautiful places like this.

I used to think so years ago.

There's only so much living out of a suitcase one person can do.

Sometimes I think it's a curse. You know, unable to commit.

One place.

One person.

One life. Oh, come on.

From what I hear, you pilots get up to all sorts on that flight, don't you?

Are you a journalist?

No. Told you I work in the travel industry.

So you've read about me.

Sorry?

Oh, skip it. I've just had a shitty couple of weeks.

I'll race you over there.

You can swim, can't you?

Yes.

Come on, Captain.

I took you for a fun kind of guy.

I am.

Here we go, person first up!

Yeah!

Yeah! You know

what

that says?

Well... Come on, guys, it's a private party! Oh,

we're not lying!

I call the police.

No. No, no, no, no. Don't call the police. Just call the police. I'll lose

job. I'll get rid of everyone. Look.

Everyone out. Come on.

Let's do it.

Everybody out. Chop, chop. Spin it.

Fuck on, Will.

Fuck.

You do not feel?

No. He's a bitch like that.

Ah, shit. The party.

Hey.

Fast. Heart is over.

He had no rates. What do you mean?

You brought hundreds of people we don't even know. You piss off and leave me.

The hotel won 500 euros for the room. They'd write into the airline.

You're such a wuss. Come on. Get the music on. I'll call the lads back. I've

enough. Will.

Will, look at yourself.

You're knackered.

Get a shower. Get some... Calm down off whatever you're on. Where the fuck do

you go? Tell me what to do. Where the fuck do you think you are? I'm your

mother. I'm your friend.

No, you're not.

No reason I even tolerate you is I feel sorry for you.

You and your crap merchandise nobody wants. Your pathetic chat app lines.

You make Del Boy look like a cell icon, you plonker. No, I'm going to party

tonight and you can either join me or fuck off.

Come on.

Should have bought some booze. I would have kept his wall.

He shoved a couple of miniatures down my knickers.

I

wanted

to do that. I arrived.

She's a terrible aphrodisiac, you know. Well, it is to me.

Fuck you, you son of a little kid! Nigel.

You look so sexy in that uniform.

And I find out you've been having a affair with that boy for months behind

back.

He's better in bed than me.

Who's the love of my life?

How can you?

Not to me.

I really don't think talking about it is going to help.

See you back at the hotel, okay?

Helen!

Wait!

Look, are you going to be all right?

I'm fine.

Good

night.

Jonathan.

No, please.

I mean, you're lovely, but I don't... Look, you want him out of your mind?

This is the way to forget.

No.

No. No!

No! No!

Come on, you've been wanting this all night. No, let go!

Shut the fuck up!

Lou?

Help! Poppy, is that you?

Yeah, look, you've got to come back. We've got food, we've got booze.

We've got Charlie.

Matthew Willett.

Look, it'll be fine.

We'll turn the music down.

No one will know.

Fine. Shut up!

Hello there.

How would you like to come to my wee party, eh?

You know what?

You're absolutely right.

Because my party is safe!

Sigh!

Why don't I come over to you, see?

Hang on.

Here I come!

a party over there.

Oh, shit.

Wanna come?

Don't move!

Keep talking.

Oh,

fine. I wanna go get some real friends.

Hey, we're your friends. Just stay there. Leanne's coming up to get you. I

need Leanne. I don't need anybody, okay?

Leanne's on her way. Don't do anything dumb.

Hey, you kid!

Hi,

babe.

I'm here now.

Come back inside.

No, just please, stay back.

You know what they're thinking?

What? They're thinking, jump, you sad, pathetic poof. Jump!

Please, come back inside.

Talk to me.

You've got to give the fans what they want, haven't I?

I'm your fan.

Remember you today, eh?

You didn't want me. You pushed me away.

You're not hard to push, are you? No, you are.

You just want to be around me when I'm fun, when I'm sick of entertainment.

Enjoy the fucking memory.

You bastard.

You jumped at the punishes all.

The only reason I'm not calling the police is because Poppy has begged me

to, but I will be making a full report the minute I get back to the airline.

Now, get out.

So what? You're going to take the word of a stupid, hysterical little girl, are

you?

Nothing happened.

Get out!

Poppy? I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Poppy, listen to me. You have nothing to be sorry about.

Helen. Are you laughing at me?

No.

What did you say to them?

Nothing. Here, have a drink.

What's wrong?

It's a heart attack.

Imagine if this had happened eight hours ago.

Have you got in touch with your boss yet?

She's not in her room and her mobile keeps going on to ask the phone.

I'm taking you to the hospital, Sam. I wanted to deal.

Wait, and I'll come with you.

I do know how you're feeling, you know.

No, you don't.

At least he wanted you.

I don't think that makes it any better now that he's gone.

We both loved him, we both lost him.

We shouldn't be at each other's throats.

You know, one day you'll barely be able to remember this.

There's someone out there who's just waiting to meet you.

It's easy for you to say you've got Nigel.

I hardly think so.

Lorna? Yeah, she's here.

It's Nigel.

The thing is that a heart attack. She's in the ambulance with him.

Lorna, it's Janice. Which hospital is it taking him to?

OK, I'll be straight there.

Do you want me to come with you?

Why, what can you do?

Now stay there and get some sleep.

Oh, and if that sleeve bag or any other man comes knocking, have the good sense

not to open the door.

Where is he?

They've got him on oxygen. They're doing an ECG.

He really didn't look good when they brought him in. I did try and call you

there, but I just couldn't get through. Go back to the hotel and get yourself

some sleep.

Sleep? Sure.

Go.

Didn't stop me hoping, though, did it?

As long as he was there, I wasn't just some slag. It would fuck anything with a

pulse.

At least I could have someone I could love.

Didn't matter if he didn't love me back.

He was the reason to get up in the morning and... Now there's nothing.

for you.

I wish you'd hurry up because I don't think I can hold out much longer.

I'm so tired.

I'm not doing my life.

I'm getting so old, and where's it getting me?

You're unhappy now, but you'll be happy again.

And it'll be the serious thing, like Louis bringing me a picture home from

school.

Oh, it's a fine day, and the bottom of our tree is out.

I used to think that there were things and people that could make me happy.

Now I know.

It comes from the inside.

And one day it's there, and one day it's not.

Why don't you go get some sleep?

I can't.

What if he throws up or something?

It's all right.

You don't have to stay there.

What else are you going to do for company?

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Well, I couldn't sleep. I felt really sorry for poor Croker.

Mrs Croker?

No, he's divorced.

I'm not a work colleague.

They said he's had a heart attack.

Not too hard, no. It was maybe stress, a panic attack.

Are you sure?

We have done all the tests.

Do you think he could have been Viagra?

Pardon? Well, it's just we were having sex.

When was this?

Well, we went down to the beach, but he couldn't, and he was pretty upset about

it, so I was just wondering.

Maybe he took something to help?

I don't think so, but thank you anyway for telling us. He's asleep right now,

but you can go and see him if you like.

No, I'd better be getting back to the hotel.

Thank you. Thank you.

Do you fancy sharing a cab?

No thanks, I've got things to do here.

Okay.

What's up?

Janet is still at the hospital.

The shuttle is here in half an hour. The fresh hope... I don't want to go mad

and I can't find Jonathan anywhere.

Oh, just please hurry up, get dressed.

Now... What about the train from Barcelona?

What's going on? I'm sorry, but we're not flying home.

What if the other captain has a heart attack?

It wasn't a heart attack. I'm sorry, but he fainted in front of us. What if it

had done that in front of the control panels of our plane?

You have to get home somehow.

Jonathan would never have disappeared unless something was wrong.

Jonathan's father had a road accident last night. He flew out first thing this

morning.

Look, I'm sorry, but I refuse to go on a plane that doesn't have the correct

life jacket.

Now, you told me that yourself.

What if yesterday wasn't true?

Had a little personal problem.

Come on.

Everyone, gather round.

We can do this without him.

Yeah? Close your eyes.

Let's all find our comfort zones.

Where is he, really?

In the pits of hell.

here all night.

You had a panic attack?

Yeah.

Not surprising after the day I had.

First getting demoted and then finding out about you.

I'm glad you're here.

I meant what I said about you and me. And I was a colleague, nothing more.

You didn't mean that.

Who else have either of us got now?

The little travel rep, apparently.

Please don't deny it.

She told us all about your little fumble on the beach.

It meant nothing.

It never does.

And you'll never change.

Bye, Nigel.

I'm sorry for being an asshole.

You should really be thanking Leanne.

Yeah, I've already seen her.

She's really worried you're still going to move out.

Please don't. She really... We really need the money.

Besides, you're okay.

You're even quite pretty when you're angry.

Alright, you swayed me, Spider -Man.

Like I wasn't really myself last night.

I said some things.

I didn't mean them.

You're my friend.

Hope you are.

Are you what? You're having a laugh? I can't pay for that.

You pay for damage.

It's not his fault. It's mine.

Let me get this. No, no.

Look, it's my mess. I've got it.

Shall we?

Let's do it, Abe!

I've got you this just in case.

If you need anything, just ask.

I wasn't too sure if you'd want me to work.

How else were we going to manage?

You used 8 of your 9 lives up yesterday, Poppy.

Do anything like that ever again on one of my flights, and I will sack you.

Thank you, Janice.

Thank you so much.

Could you get on and do the welcome PA for me, because I'm absolutely

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fresh Flight 106 to London.

It's 28 degrees and balmy here.

14, and rainy back in England.

But hey, if you're crazy enough to want to go, then sit back, relax, and let's

take you home.

Now enjoy and share the fun. Now it's time for me to get on top

of the world.

Just the world is mine.

And I'm feeling...