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is mine and I'm feeling so

My name's Marco Bailey.

I have something for the passenger in 11C.

Pass this back to him.

I know we're young, and this is sudden.

I love you.

And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Excuse me.

Do you know where the Freshman's room is?

I am here to see Marco Bailey.

Marco Bailey.

I've got him down here as blind till 1800.

Can I wait?

Not in there. It's for authorized personnel only.

Do you have a mobile number for him? I'm afraid I can't give out that

information. Okay, thanks.

Let's wait for open day.

Come along, if you're coming.

Welcome to Fresh, the UK's fastest growing budget airline.

Our crews fly to 35 European destinations and serve over 8 million

year.

Our customers come to Fresh for that special service with a smile.

Good morning. Straight down the aisle, please.

Good morning. Enjoy your flight.

I found him.

I found my money in uniform.

I'll get you some lipstick.

Sorry, I'll be up in a minute.

You're in no fit state to work, Marco. Let Jack call you in sick.

Look, we've got to go or we'll miss the flight.

See you in a couple of weeks, mate.

You can't leave him like this.

Will and Leanne will be back later.

No, they won't. They're both on night stops.

He needs a doctor.

Yeah, we need to tell her. Lucy, it's only cold. He's had it for weeks. It's

cold. He can't breathe, for God's sake.

Call someone.

Quickly.

and gentlemen, we are now making our final approach into London.

Please make sure that your seatbelt is fastened, your seat back to the upright

position, and the tray table up low.

I

don't

care about the whole plane, Alice.

I've got something for you. I'm going to give it to you for the whole trip.

In a minute.

Not in a minute.

Now. What is it?

I'm hoping it's going to be an engagement ring.

It's unofficial right now, but when the divorce goes through... Divorce? I told

her. I did it the night we left.

She's cutting up my steak into little pieces like I'm one of the kids.

It's only just snapped.

Can you come out there, please?

The seatbelt sign is on. In a minute.

I said, Rosa, I'm leaving you.

Next time, yeah.

And I'm leaving you.

I have to ask your permission to walk out on my own marriage.

No, but if you're doing it for me, then... Go on. If I'm doing it for you,

I'm in the middle of something right now.

Look, shoving is not going to get you anywhere except two inches further down

this aisle, so back off. Excuse me, sir, is there a problem? You seem to be

blocking the aisle. Of course I'm doing it for you. Why else would I leave my

kids? I don't want to break up your family. This isn't worth it.

Are you saying you don't love me?

Um, sir, I'm going to have to ask you to move along and let the people off. Let

go of me, you...

Baggot!

Oh,

I'm sorry.

In five minutes, it's like he's stripped away my whole life.

I was his PA. I lived with him.

Sort of.

At weekends, he went home to his wife and kids.

I should have never got involved.

Story of my life.

All done.

Do you want me to call you a cab?

Where to?

Job centre.

What's it like?

What? Your job.

It's got to be typing letters and making coffee.

On behalf of the captain and the crew, I would like to thank you for flying

fresh.

I think you've got what it takes to make a fresh start.

Why not apply now?

Have I got the right room for cabin crew training?

What do you think would happen if you were late for an actual flight?

I don't suppose they'd stick around waiting.

I'm really sorry, everyone.

Sorry to interrupt.

Thanks very much.

See you later.

Sit down.

You didn't bring a CV?

Sorry, I didn't. It's all right. It doesn't matter. You can talk us through

GCSEs? Ten.

Any languages?

French and Spanish.

Great. A stard.

In both.

In all of them, actually.

This was all a bit of an accident, really.

I met some of your crew on the flight. They all seem so nice.

You can't just walk into a job like this on a whim.

What makes you think you'd be any good at it?

Being a PA is all about looking after people.

I'm good at that.

I think it'd be a challenge to take care of more than one person at a time.

It's a puppy, isn't it?

Charlotte Taylor.

I was just wondering if you had anyone to share with in the hotel.

Only everyone else seems to be paired up.

Oh, I'm not actually going to do the groups.

Why not?

I know this sounds mad, but I only came here to look for someone.

You work for Fresh. I met him on holiday. He's absolutely gorgeous.

Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to for a holiday romance.

Wouldn't it just be easier just to ask him for his mobile number?

I'm telling you, the Taylor girl is a big mistake.

Disagree. She's warm, she's a looker.

Business clients will love her.

By which you mean men?

Yeah, men.

Is there any harm in that?

Right, people, we're ready for you.

Tiffany McAllister.

Eddie Fopp.

Samantha Jordan.

I'm afraid your written work was not standard.

Do feel free to apply another time.

The rest of you, welcome to the fresh start training course.

Before you start looking too pleased with yourselves, remember you have three

gruelling weeks of written and practical work ahead of you.

You must pass every single test in order to gain your wings.

Airline regulations.

Layout of the 737 -400.

Standard emergency procedures.

You'll need to know all this stuff by heart.

Oh, and class schedule for next week.

Have a relaxing weekend.

The hard work starts on Monday.

I'm Marco.

Marco Bailey.

I've changed my numbers, Jane. I'd love to share a room with you at the hotel.

If that's still OK.

Poppy Fields?

For someone with your ability with figures, you have made one rather

mistake. Less of what you really are, just.

Seventeen?

Of course not.

Now you're making a complete mess of it.

Right, get the facts from me next week with your passport and references from

your last two jobs. You too, Charlotte. Need to begin your security checks.

Can't fly without them.

It's a secretarial course.

You know, computer skills.

Where's Deb?

I'll come for my stuff tomorrow.

Could it start at... the crack of dawn. It's easier just to stay in town.

Mum, I've got to go.

Yeah. Love you too.

Bye.

What are you doing?

This is neat vodka.

And these are neat tap water.

You think you're going to get away with nicking the booze?

You think you're going to get away with the porkies you just told your mum?

What's the story, anyway?

Have they got something against posties?

I want to go to university.

I'm sick of being this child prodigy.

I want to have a life.

And find my man in uniform.

Well, looks like we're both the odd ones out.

What say we stick together?

I help you, and you help me.

I'll drink to that.

To winging it.

To winging it.

I so want this job now.

Look at me, I look so hot.

Yeah, you do.

What size did they give you, a ten?

No, a twelve.

Oh, dear.

Had to find you a fourteen then.

It's the largest size that we do.

I'll leave you with a twelve as well.

You really should try to squeeze into it by the end of the course.

I can't believe I'm a 14.

I'd kill myself if I'm a 14.

They're probably just very small sizes and she's a very big bitch.

Blue looks lovely on you.

Come on, girlfriend.

We're the dog's bollocks.

Belfast, Manchester, Glasgow. Shit, shit, shit.

Well, yeah, glad I caught you.

Marco Bailey is in hospital.

What? His mother just rang.

Pneumonia, apparently.

If he pegs out because that bitch broke his heart.

I always thought he was gay.

He wouldn't be in this mess if he was.

You could have had me, but you chose her.

You were a twisted, sick little fuck.

Hey!

Sorry.

How come I missed all this?

Who is she?

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

This is the Fresh Trailing Programme's simulated cabin for 189 -seater, four

-door, two -engine Boeing 737 -400, the standard aircraft of our fleet. It will

be your home for the next four weeks. By the end of this course, you'll be able

to make your way around this aircraft blindfold, knowing the contents of every

cupboard, every locker... Wait for me inside.

Marco's down to cover this session.

He's off sick.

You thought he'd sneak into his place to do his bit of child molesting? I'm

afraid that's your department, Janet.

Oh, and I thought you might like to know. The child in question has been in

Whip's Cross for the past four days.

Respiratory complications following pneumonia.

Shall we get on?

OK,

people.

This is Will O 'Brien.

He'll be assisting me today. It says Marco Bailey on the sheet.

And?

Nothing. As I was saying, this is Will O 'Brien, and this is...

Anyone?

It's a coffee pot. Me.

Fast -track material, that one.

Pouring a cup of coffee is a surprisingly complex manoeuvre,

temperatures, interpersonal contact, but above all, charm.

First, the smile.

Very important in everything we do.

Good.

So, which way round do we serve our customers?

Wheel it back a bit, love. You'll have someone's eye out with that.

OK, I'm the passenger.

Serve me.

Now ask.

Copy, madam. Flipping your voice up at the end to indicate a question. One,

three. Copy, madam.

Smile, body language, flip up at the end and again.

Coffee, madam.

Perfect. Like a low -budget remake of The Stepford Wife.

Smile.

Passport references.

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

Tomorrow, without fail.

There you go.

I look like a washed -out crackle.

Stop putting yourself down.

Next.

I keep reading this paragraph over and over and it won't go in.

God knows how I'm going to learn all of this in three weeks. You'll be fine.

Who's he?

My brother, Jack.

Cute. He's got a girlfriend.

That must be your sister.

She's very... Slim.

Beautiful.

Everything I'm not.

Actually... I was going to say she's very much like you.

Bar the haircut.

Right, dinner.

Ham and cheese or ham and pickle?

Are those from the food cart we were training with?

Do you need everything?

Only the essentials.

Food, booze, other people's husbands.

Joking.

Might be doing that one again.

Come on, eat up so we can test each other.

Nothing but these shall part my lips again.

Diet pills.

Are you mad?

Who do you feel?

My mum.

And he called me a klepto.

Size travel buffed.

I guess you've been with loads of men.

Mother Teresa would have thought so.

What's your point?

How do you... I don't know.

Get the one you want.

This is about your mystery lover.

Hopeless with men alike.

I just blush bright red and talk rubbish.

The key is to let them do the talking.

Just listen.

Look deep into their eyes.

maybe open your mouth just a bit, like you're thinking, I know you have such a

big cock.

You're kidding. No, seriously, it works every time.

Show me.

Oh, my God.

You don't actually say it, you just think it.

Like this.

The jacket can be topped up by blowing into this tube.

A light will come on on contact with water and this whistle can be used to

attract attention.

You think that's funny to you, Charlotte?

Well, let's see how amusing you find this.

You will all spend the rest of this afternoon practising that routine until

is perfect.

Then you can spend tonight revising your FEPs.

Written test on them first thing tomorrow morning.

I've never been.

She's up half the night.

Find her mum's diet pill.

Come on.

Miss?

Miss?

Miss?

I need to clean.

Sorry.

Janice!

I just came to make sure you're okay.

Why?

Because I care about you.

Is he waiting for you downstairs?

No, John, no, no. He doesn't know I'm here.

They said that you jumped into the sea in a uniform.

You weren't trying to... Don't flatter yourself.

You're right, I shouldn't have come. No, don't go.

Have a chocolate.

I don't want chocolate.

Grape?

No.

Get into bed with me.

What?

I want to hold you.

But you're ill.

Get in.

Someone might come. No, they won't.

I've got to go.

You care about being seen with me? Will you shack it with a man that everyone

knows will sleep with anything with a pulse?

Hi there.

I'm Charlotte.

Fly me?

I'm afraid I'm on the other aircraft, sweetheart.

I knew that.

Well, no flies on you.

I'm not going to be drinking.

Beats revising your FTP in some grotty hotel room.

I'd love to.

OK, crazy women, one drink and then home.

Who'd bravo Juliet's breed?

Well, Captain Croker.

You're out a bit late.

There's the old ball and chain.

If you mean Janice, she's at some hospital visiting a sick relative.

Supposed to be picking me up.

What?

Janice is coming here?

Certainly hope so.

Whatever the captain's drinking.

That's very civil of you.

Amazing how you queens always pal up with the best looking girls.

Why don't you join us?

What a good idea.

I'd be more than happy to introduce you.

Look who it is.

I'd buy you a drink, Janice, but I'm going to call it a night. Is Nigel here?

Nigel? By the bar.

I think he's found himself a new playmate.

Must be a nightmare for you, Janice.

The new trainees getting younger and prettier all the time.

Night.

Put your foot nearest the door, forwards.

Lean into it with your whole weight.

And then... It's the knack. You'll get it eventually.

If I mess it up again, she'll offer me for sure.

No, she likes you. It's me she's itching to fail.

I'll be failing the both of you at this rate.

Why?

Still no references.

And Poppy, no passport.

And how many times have I asked?

Bring them in tomorrow.

Oh, don't come in at all.

Faking a couple of references can't be that hard.

All we need is a computer.

It's not that simple.

How old do you think I am?

Twenty, twenty -one.

But you're only just off to uni, so... Nineteen?

Seventeen. Just.

The moment they take my passport, they're going to love it.

Oh, shit.

As long as I was only here to find my... The boy I was telling you about.

It didn't matter.

But now I really want the job.

It's the first thing I've done that's made me feel grown up.

And normal.

Might as well pack my bags now.

Hell no.

Closing aircraft doors apart.

You're five times more capable than anyone else on this course.

But what am I going to do?

You'll not see again.

I've heard of knocking, Mum. Why are you going through Kate's drawers, do you

know? She feels about her stuff.

I went into her CD last time she was back.

I can't find it.

It's all very sudden, this computer course.

Well, you were the one who told me to stop moping about Mallorca, get off my

backside and...

Make something in my summer.

I don't understand why you can't just commute from here.

Oh, my God. It's nice and burning.

Oh, no.

One, two, three.

There isn't one there.

Loads of computers, but no printers.

I'm calling Macmillan's office.

All I've ever done is a paper.

It's a work of fiction. Use your imagination.

Okay. Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Catherine Fields.

Personal assistant to a small business design company.

Perfect.

One, two, three.

Hardworking.

Reliable.

Honest.

What's that?

My paperwork, like you asked.

This is for Catherine Louise Fields.

Yeah, that's my real name. Poppy's just what my friends and family call me.

I can't actually say Catherine when I was a baby.

And we had a puppy.

Puppy. Poppy.

It's a terrible photo.

Old.

Right, well, Perth now will do thorough checks.

People, let's get studying.

Why the glum faces?

It's the big written test tomorrow.

I've got to learn all this off my heart.

Sitting up all night over those manuals isn't going to help.

What you need is Will O 'Brien's patent revision technique.

This way.

Charlotte!

How many fire extinguishers on board are 400 series?

One on the flight deck, one in the forward galley, one in the rear

galley. Three?

Uh -oh.

Wrong!

Hopefully they're always flying.

You never get anything wrong.

Poppy!

What the fuck is going on?

They're probably security checking you right now.

I don't know how he's going to help me. They'll think I put her up to it or lose

my job.

Okay.

Who else knows your underage?

No one.

Right.

Here's what you're going to do.

Go to personnel.

First thing tomorrow.

Hand back the uniform.

Tell them you quit.

Jump before you're put. And me with you. Do it, Pop.

Crewing's a mugs game, kiddo.

For people like me, we can't hack anything else.

You're going to get spectacular A -levels. You're off to uni in a couple

months. Spend three years hanging around with a bunch of dope -smoking tossers.

People have gap years. Doing something legal.

I want to do this.

What are those?

Vitamins.

Mum's diet pills. You nicked them.

You can't take someone else's prescription drugs.

No wonder you look like shit.

Jesus, Poppy, how many more little secrets do you have?

We'll roster you on from Monday, if you're sure you're up to it.

Good to have you back.

Okay.

How are you feeling? Where is he?

Who?

Marco. How do you know Marco?

Your pulse is very rapid.

I'm just nervous about taking the test.

Don't worry about that. You can do that another time.

We've ordered you a cab. Your brother's going to take you home.

No, please, I couldn't do it. Poppy.

Can I have a word with Jack in private?

I've changed my mind.

I'm staying.

But we had a deal.

Well, now we don't.

Right. I'll, um, I'll tell him you're 17, then.

Do that, and I'll tell Lucy you got a blowjob off my best friend in Majorca.

You bitch.

You can't get away with this.

They'll spot your underage the moment you flash your passport.

God knows what I haven't done already.

Catherine Louise Fields is 20 years old. Her friends call her Poppy.

You used Kate's passport?

Oh, Jesus.

They won't find out as long as you keep your big mouth shut.

Okay, this is your final test.

Pass, and you're joining fresh.

You all know the object of the exercise.

Use your knowledge of cabin layout.

Don't panic.

Work as a team.

Who wants to go first?

Are you crazy?

Let's just get it over with.

Good. Well?

Rear gully. Top covered.

Plenty of smoke. They shouldn't be able to see a thing.

Let's go, ladies.

Where the hell did you put it?

Come on, help her, help her.

Get out, get out, get out, come on.

Janet, get them out of their mouth!

Sorry, ladies.

Do feel free to try the course another time.

You can't fail them for that. May I remind you I'm in charge of this course.

OK, let's have the next pair.

Tina, Darren, come along.

Let's move the doll under his feet and go a bit easier on the smoke.

No! I beg your pardon.

Poppy and Charlotte couldn't find it. Let's see if the next two can find it.

fact, let's see if anyone can find it.

That's only fair, don't you think?

Not at all. I couldn't find it. Next to.

Hold it down.

Breathe normally, you'll be fine in five minutes.

Did you even put the doll in there?

Are you suggesting I deliberately fail people?

No. Just the pretty ones.

Now you're going to have to let them all try again.

Or go to Macmillan's office and explain why this company has wasted thousands of

pounds on a course that no one has passed.

Doesn't see much for your skills as a trainer now, does it?

Okay.

Let's call that one a rehearsal, shall we?

Let's set up to go again.

Accepting no wins tonight, and accepting the tough challenge of working for UK's

fastest -growing budget airline, are Sammy Cavendish.

Darren Dillon.

Tina

Evans.

Catherine Fields.

Welcome.

I'm sorry.

It's nice to have such enthusiasm in a new recruit.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Hi, Wiley.

Charlotte Taylor.

that's over and let the partying begin.

Let's get pushed!

Janice?

Yes?

I just wanted to say thank you for getting me through.

If I've done anything wrong to upset you... Why on earth would you think

I just noticed we're rostered together on Monday and I wanted to get off to a

good start.

And I'm sure you will, my dear.

You'll be an asset to the airline.

Congratulations.

Wait, there's something I have to do. Look, Poppy, you're going to be late.

catch you up.

Real air car.

Wish you were coming with us. There's a weird thing about it. See you Wednesday.

Good luck with these things. It's a job of work, not a school field trip.

Can we get on, please?

OK, Janice, that cabin check's done.

Do you want Charlotte to get the flight deck drinks?

No, you do them.

You can't be in all their flights, Janice.

You're going to have to trust them with her sometime.

Charlotte?

Can you get two coffers for the flight deck, please?

Captain Croker likes his black.

Simon, I'd like to introduce Charlotte Taylor.

It's my first flight.

Well, I'm sure we'll find ways of making it fun.

Any of you two married?

Divorced. Twice.

Never again.

Footless and fancy free.

Morning.

Morning. Right -hand side, please. Thank you. Morning, sir.

32A. Lucky you've got the window seat.

Left -hand side, please.

Gives you a lift seeing a smile like that first thing in the morning.

If you two can cope here, I'll check the catering. You're coping fine.

12C. I'll seat you straight down.

Have a lovely flight.

You're lucky having Leanne for your first flight. She's really nice.

Good morning. Straight through, please.

I know first weeks can be awful.

Mine was.

So anything I can do to help.

Thank you so much.

Morning. Morning. White hand side, please.

I should tell you, you're looking fantastic.

Good morning. Straight through, please.

That uniform really suits you.

Makes you look so slim.

Good morning.

Straight through, thanks.

You know, there's a little bar right near the beach where we first met.

I'd love to take you for a drink.

Good morning.

And afterwards, we could make love on the beach.

Poppy! Poppy!

That's the lot.

Close up and we'll get going.

So enjoy and hail the sun. Now it's time for me to get on top

of the world.

Because the world is mine. The world is mine. And I'm

feeling.