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The world is mine.

I won't stop till I fall down.

The world is mine.

And I'm feeling so good.

you haven't you heard on the tell always you're on the 105 all right keep your

hair on it's boarding now kc you bitch fucking hell

oh

Hi, morning, sir. Good morning.

Straight down, by the way. Thank you. 23 -2 in the middle.

Oh, my God.

What? Michael Webb.

He owns the Bart X train, number 67 on the reach lift.

Be safe, dear. I'll do it.

Let's take a seat there.

That's 37A, a window seat halfway back.

I kept thinking of working during the flight, Mr. Webb. If I could see about

this new and old seat, it would give you a bit more room. Well, that's very

considerate of you.

Um, KC.

Don't mention it.

Taking care of you will be my pleasure.

Uh, what's he doing on Third World Day?

You've been millionaires like Pongan. I thought the girl you booked was called

Tracy.

Tracy, Tracy.

It's her.

It is the other girl. She's a lot better looking.

By the time I'm through with four hours of lawyers meetings, I'm okay.

As long as it's available, I've got to pass.

Your cabin crew will now give you a short demonstration.

Sparking mineral water, ice, and ladies.

Is there anything else I can get for you?

Do you take this good care of all your passengers, Casey?

Well, we aim to make your flight as pleasant as possible.

I can't wait to find out how pleasant you're going to make my evening.

He asked me out.

He just asked me out. What happened?

What did he do? He slipped a sterile in his mineral water. Well, I suppose a man

like him doesn't hang about. If he wants something, he just goes for it.

Christ.

I've got the hottest date of my entire life and my leg is like four hamburgers.

That drink's trolley's not going to wheel itself down the aisles, ladies.

Thank you.

Did you pack

everything you need?

Mum, you don't have to drive me here every day. I can't get the train.

Don't be daft, love.

Where is it today? Paris?

Rome? Amsterdam first.

I'm late for my briefing. Mum, if I don't run, I'm going to miss my flight.

Marco? Marco Bailey?

Marco, what are you doing here? Your hearing's not till three.

And what's with the luggage?

I mean, even if they do reinstate you, you won't be going anywhere today.

I'll see you outside Brief Room 10 at quarter to, okay?

Okay.

Listen, Marco, I know me and Casey are partly to blame for what happened in

Spain. We shouldn't have whisked you off to Alicante like that.

If it's between one of us losing our job, we're all three, then...

Oh, Katie's got a mortgage. It's okay.

I won't drop you in it.

See you later.

Bye, sir. Thank you for flying, sir.

Are you girls still staying at the Val Vizzero?

Yeah, that's right.

Have you flown with us before?

Yeah, once or twice, isn't it?

I've got a business meeting that's going to be running late, so why don't I send

my limo round to your hotel at 9 .30?

I'll bring you to my yard.

Is that okay for you?

That's fine.

I really look forward to that.

Me too.

Oh, this is an army dick.

Then you're just jealous.

Mum?

No, I'm still in Amsterdam.

Because with the tribe I've flown it, it takes calls anyway.

Look, my flight's being called. I'm going to have to go.

No, I don't have time for the Judith Bishop. Sorry.

Look, I've really got to go.

I love you too. Bye.

You stupid,

bloody idiot.

I might have known it would have been you.

Well, don't just stand there gawping. Get me a tissue or something.

What are you doing

here anyway?

I thought you'd been sat days ago.

It's my disciplinary hearing today.

Oh, good.

So if we're very fortunate, we might not have to see each other again.

Well, Marco.

It's been, uh, memorable.

I'm sorry I'm late. They're ready for you now.

Oh, what happened?

Michael! Wait!

Oh, this is useless.

You have enough time.

I feel like you've got something in here.

No!

My parents never wanted me to take this job.

I couldn't tell them I'd screwed up on my very first day.

Yeah, that's the one.

Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

Hello, look at my big pill.

Don't wear any. Go commando, baby.

That's the take -off when you finally get down to it. Um, I won't be getting

down to it.

First rule of relationships, don't give it up on the first date.

Oh, come on. You know, partners just don't come back for sucking.

This one will, if I plan my card right.

That's where you come in, by the way. Bang on midnight.

I need you to give me a ring.

Make up some emergency.

I rush.

He's left panting for more.

Ooh, not if your knickers are showing through the arse of your dress, you

All right, then.

That's five.

Okay, how much?

Three.

300 euros?

That will be 3 ,250 euros.

How would you like it to pay?

Um,

I can't use your fresh credit card. Shut up.

I'm over the limit on all of mine.

Lovely. Thanks very much.

I've told you, Lee, I'll just take it back in the morning.

Yeah, if that snotty bitch refuses, you're stuffed.

The airline will be taken out of your wages for a year, and that's if, if they

don't sack you. Oh, come on, Lee.

I might never again in my whole life get a shot at a man like Michael Webb.

I've got to go for it. He likes you half as much as he'd want him to. He should

be for your personality, not three grand's worth of dress.

Get real.

Men like him don't go out with girls for their personalities.

You've got to look class if you want to pull class.

Class? The guy has a few bars and dirty magazines.

Do you realise how much it costs me to maintain myself to attract a rich guy?

I am so tired of being skittly, Anne.

You're all skinky.

Kind of goes with the territory.

Good afternoon, Marco.

I'm Kevin Macmillan, head of personnel here at Fresh.

Do you know Ray Lewis, your team leader?

Please, take a seat.

I understood you were bringing a union representative with you. Yes, he's just

on his way.

Sorry I'm late.

Right, let's get started.

James Motherbur, your CSD on the Valencia flight, has filed a report.

So has Janice Steele, the fresh employee who found you naked in the pool of the

Hotel Grand Playa last week.

Congratulations, Marco.

You appear to have broken the record for the world's shortest career as a flight

attendant. He left his luggage unattended in a secure area. He was

advised about security procedures. He was late for his first flight. Actually,

he was half an hour early.

He was, in fact, directed to the wrong room.

He didn't think to check.

And if that wasn't enough, instead of going to his hotel and getting some rest

after his first flight, he embarked on a 240 -mile round trip to Alicante.

Where are we going?

Alicante.

Alicante? Whose crazy idea was that?

It was mine.

I've never been to Spain before and I wanted them to show me the site.

That's not strictly true.

It was our idea.

That is, Casey, Gregory and myself.

One of our friends was getting married the next day and we wanted to spend some

time at a hen party.

Didn't want to leave Marco alone because it was his first day.

So he insisted he come with us.

Which shows poor judgment on your part as well.

But Marco is an adult.

He's a big boy.

He could have refused to go.

He certainly didn't need to get drunk.

So drunk that he was found in a public place wearing nothing but a lilo.

You couldn't wear anything underneath it anyway.

It's borderline.

Yeah, as long as he doesn't get to see the horror movie that lies beneath.

Take these.

I do hope they're classy enough for you.

Oh, Lee, they're lovely.

Thank you.

Just don't lose them. I'm not going to do any rolling around, am I?

Do you know what?

What? You look absolutely gorgeous.

I do hope he's worth it. I've got such a good feeling about tonight.

Oh, God, now please remember to ring me bang on midnight.

So I can make my excuses and do a runner? Sure.

What do you think?

Let me hold my breath.

Hey.

There's plenty of other jobs out there.

What's so special about this one?

The pay's lousy.

You spend all day on your feet being polite to a bunch of arseholes.

You ready, pleasure?

Won't keep you much longer.

I wanted this job so much.

A chance to see the world, live a bit.

Prove I could do a day's work someone other than my father would actually pay

for.

Thanks for trying, anyway.

Wait here.

It's been a long time, Kevin.

So how's married life?

What do you want?

He's a good kid.

And I think you're being very hard on him.

Very, very hard.

So, um...

Only take to get them off.

Yeah, email Doug of the drafts.

Give me a minute. I'll be right back. Then you can courier the... Courier the

English copies Friday.

Yeah, I've got to go, George.

I've got company.

Oh.

Look at you.

You look terrific.

Thank you.

Come on. Come up here. Look, you've got the greatest... Oh, Jesus. You all

right? Yeah. Okay.

Sorry.

Okay.

Wow.

You, uh... You, uh, came dressed for action.

Or should I say undressed?

Sorry, I'm... You don't apologize.

I like people who get straight for business.

Let's come.

Let's eat first, yeah?

Enrique, get up here.

And I've had a word with schedules.

You're rostered back on as a seven tomorrow morning.

Thank you.

Thank you. It goes without saying that one more infringement... There won't be.

Okay, good luck.

Thank you, Miss Macmillan. You won't regret it.

Oh, and do give my best to the lovely Mrs Macmillan.

What happened?

The woman at the centre hanged your own call to me, and then who knows?

So, um, now that you're staying, why don't you come back with me and check

the flat?

I'm not sure. Come on!

You said you wanted to get away from your parents, and now it's your chance.

Welcome to your humble abode.

Jason,

you know, of course.

Oh, mate, I didn't think I'd see you again.

And John.

Right, let's give you the guided tour.

This is the kitchen.

Anything in this fridge with a label on it belongs to Casey. Touch it and you

will surely die.

If anything else had passed its sell -by date, that would probably kill you

anyway. Come on, let's go.

And this is Emma's old room.

There they are, though, eh?

Why don't you kip down here for tonight, you know, just to get a feel of the

place, and then we can sort out the room arrangements in case he gets back.

I'm not sure.

I should really let my mum know.

OK.

Excellent.

I'll, erm, just let you settle in.

It must be amazing living like this.

Well, the crew are the only ones who get to live here.

I come down, I don't know, maybe once a month.

You know, you think you're doing it for the lifestyle, but the truth is, you

have to work so damn hard, you know, keeping it all together, that you don't

a chance to enjoy it.

You don't get to see your family and friends.

I don't even know how your friends are most of the time.

It's easy to forget that somebody like you has problems.

You know, I expected you to be much more hard -boiled, basically, doing the kind

of job you do.

People knock at my job, but the way I see it is I'm providing a service.

I get to travel and see lots of places, meet lots of people.

I don't think I can manage that Of course you can Something tells me you're

girl with a big appetite

Are you sure you're not going to join me in a brandy?

Yeah, thanks, no. All right.

In that case, Enrique, you can go. Okay.

Casey's going to be looking after me for the rest of the evening.

Oh.

Hey, Michael, no.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm expecting a call. What, now?

Yeah. Awesome.

Okay, see... You know, I've had a really tiring day, and this is

not what I signed up for.

It's not that I don't want to. I do.

It's just too soon.

Too soon?

Too soon.

I don't get it.

I'm sorry, mate.

Shh.

I didn't realise you were in here.

On the Geneva flight at eight.

I think Emma's bed's free.

Ta.

Night, then.

Night.

How's this up mate?

There you go

Where are they now?

Janice? What have you done with them?

I never touched them. You've lost them.

And now, you're going to have to take your punishment like a man.

Do you hear me?

Say it.

Like a man.

Like a man.

Like a man.

Like a man.

You just said that you like a man.

Pardon?

Just then.

You hear it?

You only had to ask.

Come on, move over.

No, you don't have to stand. I'm fine.

I'm just coming in for a cut. It'll be okay. No, I was just having a dream.

Come on, look. I'm just going to have a little night down. Will, please. Just

stop. Oh, my God.

What the hell is he doing in my bed?

I'm sorry, you're very attractive.

You like me, don't you?

Em, Em, I'm really sorry. It was my fault. I thought everyone could crash.

just didn't expect you back from your honeymoon so soon.

Don't go, mate. You can stay in my room if you want. It's okay.

I'm freshened up at the centre.

Flying in a few hours.

Oh, I'm really sorry, mate.

But it's nice meeting you anyway.

Better get off.

I thought Peggy was too chuffed about being woken up. So how come you're back

soon? Em's mum phoned. Told her the new flat's fallen through.

Oh, bastard.

Yeah, then the flight back got delayed.

Anyway, better let you get some sleep.

Yeah. I'd better get going too. Oh, don't be so dark.

You can sleep on the couch.

Promise I won't try and touch you.

Hello.

Lee, I'm going to have to call you back.

Where is Michael?

Mr. Webb?

Mr. Webb is gone.

What?

Yes, we do need you, Lee.

Okay, you can go now.

Now, what shall we drink to? I expected you to be much more hard -boiled.

I know.

It's a job you do.

How much did you flush down that loop?

Do you think I care about the money?

Well, you're going to have to care, Casey.

You've got a 3 ,000 euro dress that they're never going to take back.

Will you tell me the truth, please, Leanne?

Do I look like a prostitute?

Tell me the name of the boat.

The, um... I don't know.

Well, think!

I don't know, Leanne!

Leanne! KC!

Shuttle's here!

Get dressed.

Quick. Take my bag and get on the bike. Where are you going?

To make sure you don't get taken for a mug twice over.

Who do we have to do to get him off, Will?

I beg your pardon?

Don't play the innocent with me.

He's got all the hallmarks of one of your bits of fresh meat.

Young, pretty, gauntlet.

Well, this time, you really have let your dick do the thinking.

He's no more capable of being a flight attendant than you are of captaining the

England rugby team.

They won't last two sectors.

You want to bet? Oh, grow up.

People's lives are in our hands.

I have no idea what... Threaten so I'm fit to give you your job back. Or why?

But in exactly two and a half minute time, 158 people will board this

We have three wheelchairs, two babies, two unaccompanied minors and a stag

party. It will be your job to greet, feed, feed and water them for the next

and a half hours.

Hello?

Draw one.

And I'll have your genitals on the plate.

Okay, I'll take that for you. Marco, show this for me, please. Thank you.

No, not in there. In here, please.

Sir, can I just take that jacket for you?

Marco, quickly.

All right, gents, let's have you in your seats.

Come on, let's have the pig well under the seat. And your seatbelts fastened.

Thank you very much.

Well, no, no, no, we can't leave you now. We've got to wait until everybody

has been pleaded.

Sorry, sir, we will leave you as soon as possible. Thanks for bearing with us.

Thank you.

Sir, I need to store this in an overhead locker.

Marco, in an overhead locker, thank you.

Madam, if you could just keep the seatbelt fastened.

Keep that bag well under the seat, thank you. Yeah, just keep that belt

fastened. Hey, there's a £200 bottle of wine in there.

Marco, I'll deal with this. If I could just have you back in the seat, please,

sir. I will check the bag. If the bottle has been broken, it will be covered on

your insurance.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Marker, we've got two minutes to get that locked up. Down on the door to

Do you hear me?

We'll be cruising at an altitude of 35 ,000 feet today.

Most of the flight should be quite smooth, but there is a chance of some

turbulence later on.

It's quite likely that we'll be switching the seatbelt signs off during

first part of the flight, but if you are sitting down at the time, I would urge

you to keep your seatbelts fastened just as an extra precaution.

Thank you.

Si. My friend was here last night.

Casey, with Mr. Webb.

She left her handbag.

Sorry, you cannot come here. This is a pre -album booth. Oh, well, she left it

in the bedroom.

Are they from here? No, get out from this booth.

You know what?

I really, really need to know.

Gallop on, Janice.

No hot drinks during turbulence.

I'm so sorry. I'm free. Going down first floor, ladies, lingerie, fashion.

Very sorry.

My help would not take, will you? Quick, take pocket.

Get a bag.

There you go, sir. I'll get you another drink.

Marco, go and clean yourself up and then just...

Sit down, will you?

Good.

It's all right.

Show up.

If you don't let me off, I'm going to torch the boat.

Okay,

okay.

Listen, there's nothing we can do to you like this.

Marco!

Damn the instruction, doors to manual.

Yes. Then why didn't you do it?

If it hadn't have been for Will's quick thinking, you'd have set off the

emergency chute.

Have you got any idea of the consequences?

£28 ,000 just to repack it.

There's nothing of stranding us all here for half a day or when cocking up the

entire airline schedule.

Look, Janice, it didn't happen.

Let's just give the kid a break, yeah?

Right, we have got exactly 12 and a half minutes to get this rubbish tip sorted

out before the next one will get on.

I suggest you start with a lose.

Are you okay?

No, she's right.

I'm not up to it.

I'm going to give him a notice at the end of the day.

You can't give up me now, sweetheart.

Not after all I've been through for you.

Here.

Take this.

What is it?

Calm your nerves. I use them all the time. I don't take drugs.

Come on, it's herbal.

You know, one of those homeopathic things.

Try it with me.

Can you see if you've applied that in these drinks? Yeah, in a minute. I can't

do everything.

What's the matter with her?

Oh, a tummy bug, I think. Yeah, she had it all last night.

So how come at breakfast, as they were sneaking into the lift in last night's

parting clothes?

Oh, okay.

She had a row with her boyfriend.

With all our personal problems, we don't bring them to work.

Don't make me lie to you, Leanne, especially not by you.

Don't worry about the flight deck. I'll do it.

A man looks at me and he doesn't see a girlfriend.

He doesn't even see a date.

He just thinks trash.

That is not true.

Casey!

It's amazing how you girls can go all night and work all day. Get your hand

my arse before I break your arm. Don't be like that.

Listen, I'm down this way again next week.

And I really fancy girls like you, if you know what I mean.

Dark eight.

Can I call you direct, or shall I go through the agency?

What the hell are you talking about?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are you not?

How offence. I just thought, what will your friend be? Be in what?

You know, on the game.

My friend is not on the game.

Well, tell that to my friend, because he booked her. And from what I gather, he

got his money's worth about tonight.

doing that?

They're boarding any minute.

Marco!

Did you hear me?

Certainly. We'll be straight away, Janice.

Good morning.

Good

morning.

Oh, how are you feeling?

Fine, thank you.

Is that the lot?

Yeah. Close the door and let's get going.

Told you he'd get there.

Jules, have you got any eye drops?

Yeah, sure.

Who's it for?

Bastard in 12C.

With any luck, he will have the ships all the way across France.

Balcony mineral water, two ice cubes and a slice of lemon.

I'll take that, sir.

Lipstick on the glove.

I'll get you a new one.

Casey!

The eye drops?

Don't risk the sack.

Not for him.

You called?

Deal with this, will you, darling?

Yeah, brilliant.

Somebody just handed me this. They said they picked this up by mistake in the

terminal. OK. Uh, drop that on last property for us, will you, will they?

Gracias. Adios.

What the hell?

Nothing I haven't seen before.

Did I not pay you enough for something?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Why?

Come again? Why did you think I was a prostitute?

Well, I booked you.

This is usually a good sign. I don't know who you thought you booked, but you

said it wasn't me.

You know, the agency told us.

Tracy, Tracy, Casey.

Tracy.

Tracy.

You're not, um... Yeah, listen.

I'm sorry.

If you hadn't thought I was a hooker last night, would it have happened?

You know, you're a really nice girl. Answer me.

Would it have happened? Would you have asked me out?

No.

Because what you offer, Franklin, I can buy.

I'm so sorry. It doesn't matter. I'm getting used to it.

Hang on. Get down here and I'll get you some water.

Take those, please.

Go and clean yourself up. There's a fair way through in the crew locker.

And then take a rest. Start with a bent and ten. That's okay. I can manage.

Marco.

Are you okay?

Couldn't be better.

Jenny.

Look. Isn't that beautiful?

Doesn't a little bit like this make the whole job worthwhile?

Yes, it does.

I'm going to clean your top up.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Bye -bye.

You didn't say, please hang up my jacket, sir. You simply said, deal with

I assumed it was lost property.

You did this deliberately, you bitch.

So please don't use that language with my team.

Listen to me, you dozy fag.

See, we've got business in London, and we don't have time for you to fly my

jacket out from Spain.

Well, I'm afraid without a passport, immigration won't let you through.

Not until they've done security checks.

Now, if you'd like to follow our ground staff, they'll show you where you can

wait.

You were a...

Lousy lay, my darling. And now, next time, you'll have to pay me.

You do know you're going to have to tell someone in wages to put that address on

the car. Tracy Rogers, can I have a word? KC, private word.

I'll wait here.

Does the name Michael Ware ring any bells?

No, I've never heard of him. Well, that's funny, because he seems to have

of you.

In fact, he was so convinced I was you, he wanted to pay me a little money just

to sleep with him.

You should be flattered.

Because he thought I was a whore.

Listen, I don't think I've got anything left to say to you.

But I think twice before shooting a few hands. Oh, really?

And why's that?

If you didn't go around acting like a whore, you wouldn't be taken.

Hey, some blokes used to give you 2 ,000 euros for a shack. Get out, Jason.

I didn't say you two would take on a bloke.

I said, get out.

Why doesn't a girl like me get to go out with a man like Munkerweb?

For real, I mean. You don't want to go out with a guy like him.

He's scum. Yes, I do.

I want to eat pancakes. I'm made by my own chef. Off my jeans and hide the

plate.

And drink champagne.

on my own yacht, watching the sunset.

There's women that have got that day.

I mean, why not me?

I spent 2 ,000 quid on a designer dress, and he still mistook me

for a cheap hooker. But, Casey, you are only interested in men with money.

Doesn't that turn sex into a business deal, too? I mean, babes, you're going

sleep with him anyway.

At least this way, you've got a lot of cash for it.

Those pills.

Amazing, aren't they? Can I get them in boots, or do I need to go to a health

food place?

That's funny.

Well, Michael, you can't buy them in shops.

Well, the new things are probably going your student well.

If it was an E.

You gave me a class A job.

You helped do the job, didn't you?

I had a reaction to it.

What if I died in the middle of a flight? Look, everybody takes something

time to time.

Ease, Prozac, beta blockers.

It helps them cope with the stress.

I want to do this job through my own abilities, not because I'm stuffed full

mind -altering chemicals.

Look, you weren't complaining you thought the drugs were legal, were you?

We're, uh, we're just going home now.

Thanks for the news bulletin.

Um, Marco, it was, um, a very difficult day today.

I didn't think you'd cope.

I was wrong.

I mean, if she wasn't such a fragile dice queen, I'd say she's got a soft

for you.

Right, I'll get you home.

Katie will be there.

You can sort this room out.

Hello, Marco.

That's a bit of a drug.

Enjoying all the fun. Now it's time for me to get on top of

the world.

Because the world is mine. The world is mine.