All language subtitles for Love And War s02e20 Bali Ha i

Are you actually saying that you don't
think Tom Cruise is good -looking? What

we said is that he is good -looking. He
just doesn't have the same sex appeal

as, say, Sting. Sting! What is so great
about him?

All we are saying is that looks are in
everything.

You see this woman over here? She has a
beautiful face and a great body. But,

Jack, would you say that she has more
sex appeal than, oh, uh, Damon?

Let me take a moment to confer with my
compadres.

Oh, it feels like a trap, Jack. Maybe
she wants to see if you lie.

Maybe she expects you to lie.

What if I say that the blonde's too
skinny? Yeah, and you might also add

you never really feel comfortable around
her.

Oh, hey, I got one. She doesn't look
like the type who likes to cuddle after

sex. Very good. All right, ready?

Right. Hey!

Sorry about that, but, you know, these
are very important questions and we want

to get it right. Oh, yeah.

So?

She's cheap. You're better.

You're lying.

Like men think cheap is bad.

Oh, wow.

What?

Now that's a great looking guy.

Oh, my God. I don't believe it.

Neil. Neil?

Oh, Neil.

So what are you doing here?

Well, I was just browsing in the used
bookstore around the corner. I

that you said you worked here, so I
thought I'd pop in and say hi.

Oh,

is this a bad time? I mean, if you're
too busy, I should... Busy? No, no, no.

Miss, I wonder if I could probably...
Excuse me, can't you see that I'm busy

here?

Wow, it is really so good to see you.

Boy, it's a wonderful jacket. Are those
shoulder pads, or is that all you?

This is very flattering.

Very, very flattering.

Would you like a table? If it's not too
much trouble. No, no trouble at all.

Come right along here.

Geez, what do you think that's all
about?

I don't know, but something's going on.
Look at the body language, the way she

keeps tossing her hair.

Oh, yeah, there's definitely something
going on between them.

You know, I almost forgot. When I was in
the bookstore, I picked this up for

you.

Madame Bovary. Oh, Neil.

Flaubert.

Well, when I was lecturing about it in
class, I saw how taken you were.

You know, this is one of the sweetest
gifts I've ever gotten in my life. Oh, I

can assure you, I will be looking for
the effective fallacy and the negative

capabilities of all the characters.

And I will not get sidetracked by these
darling illustrations I brought.

Oh, terrific.

I love your enthusiasm.

Do you know that I look forward to
seeing you in class every week?

Really? Oh, Neil.

Miss, excuse me, miss. I'll smack you, I
swear to God, I'll smack you.

Neil, can I get you a drink?

Yeah, scotch and water if it's not too
much trouble. Coming right up.

Oh.

Have some shrimp while you're waiting.

Oh, here she comes. I'm going to totally
check the situation out. Stand back,

watch the master at work.

So, Nadine, what a good -looking guy. Is
he a friend of yours?

Oh, he's just a professional
acquaintance. Oh, you mean like your

No. Your accountant?

No. Your muffler guy?

That was ridiculous even for me. I'm
getting bored, Nadine. Who the hell is

and have you ever taken a shower with
him?

No, of course not. There's nothing going
on between us. Nothing at all. Scotch

and water, please.

No, Neil, Mr.

Garner is my professor.

I am taking a literature course at the
new school. There you have it. He's her

teacher. Why would you think that
there's anything going on between us?

teacher, that's all. He's her teacher,
and that's all.

Lil' Shamrock, Abe speaking.

Oh, yeah, yeah, how you doing?

Oh, good, good.

Oh, I sure will. She's right here. Hey,
Nadine, it's Charles.

What?

Charles? Your husband?

The one in prison?

I know, I know, I know. Oh, dear. Can
you just tell him I can't come to the

phone right now?

But, Nadine, he only gets one call a
week.

Uh, gosh.

Okay, no, I, you know, I just can't talk
to him now, all right? I'll call him.

Well, hell, I'll talk to him.

The short stories of Guy de Maupassant
and John Cheever.

Have you read Cheever's final
collection?

No, I haven't, but if you're
recommending it, I most definitely will.

love for you to make a comparison, sort
of optimism versus cynicism, but both so

wonderfully observed, so rich, so...

Zesty. It's the qualities I always look
for in a novel. Or in a spaghetti sauce.

You're great, Nadine. I'm so glad I
stopped by.

So am I.

Here's your copy. Oh, thank you.

Hope you enjoyed your meal.

Well, I guess I should be heading back
uptown. I hope you enjoy your book. Oh,

will. If for no other reason than you
gave it to me. You know...

There's this scene in here where Madame
Bovary stumbles upon a naked man and all

of her pent -up frustrations explode
Sounds

good Well,

I guess I'd better be going You know
what? I just had an idea every Sunday

night. I go over to this little place in
the West Village for dinner the grotto

Maybe you'd like to join me

Well,

if it's too short notice. No, no.

It sounds wonderful.

And I happen to be free Sunday night. So
this is great. Shall I meet you there

at the grotto? What time? Seven. It's
between Carmine and... I'll find it.

Okay. Great, great. So I'll see you at
the grotto.

Ciao. Ciao.

All right, now look. When Nadine gets
back here, let's not grill her for

details. She wants to tell us, she'll
tell us. Oh, what the hell do I care? I

know way too much about the woman as it
is.

All right, sorry. I've been away so long
there, I just thought it would be rude

to leave him sitting by himself.

Nadine, you don't have to explain
anything.

Whatever's going on in your life is for
you to know and nobody else to find out.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. You know my
thing.

If you ever really need to get anything
off your chest, you know which always

feels better. Now, wait, wait, wait. I
did tell you already that this is just a

platonic relationship.

I mean, come on.

Am I the type of woman who would become
infatuated with another man? I'm

married, for God's sake.

And marriage is a sacred institution.
You're touching my book! Who said you

could touch my book? Don't do that.

Excuse me.

Meg. I'm right with you.

Nadine, could we talk to you for a
minute?

Gee, I'm kind of busy in here.

Nadine, I want you to reach out to your
two friends who care about you and who

are here to support you. Because, you
know, if we have to start guessing, I

guarantee you're going to come off very
badly.

Not to mention which I tower over. and I
could mess up your part real easily.

Oh, God.

All right.

Yes, Neil is more than just a teacher to
me.

I have the most powerful attraction to
him, and I don't know what to do. Well,

if I were you... It's been very
difficult with Charles lately.

You know, every time I talk to him in
prison, it's always about him and his

problems. Which lousy guard is making
trouble? Who's trying to kill him? I

what about my needs?

who sacrificed everything for Charles
and those children, but did he think

me when he violated 16 sections of the
Securities Exchange Act and left me

for six to eight years? Five was time
off for good behavior. Well, you could

just let Charles do that good behavior
bit now.

I've been on good behavior my whole damn
life, Nadine. Neil is so different from

Charles. Oh, God, he makes me feel so
special. Charles never took me seriously

unless I was talking about the kids or
the house or how well he filled out his

speedo. I don't know.

Oh, this is horrible. I mean, sure, we
had our ups and downs. Oh, who didn't,

for God's sake? Everybody does, but
that's not to say that Charles didn't

his good points. You know when Arthur
was 12 and playing middle league?

Charles went to every game. He doted on
Guinevere. He never missed an

anniversary. He never missed Valentine's
Day. My God, he was practically a

saint. And now this man is incarcerated.

He is stripped of his freedoms, and
somebody even put a mustache on his

of Farrell Fawcett.

I am horrible, and I should be shot.

We may be in over our heads here.

I hate to break this up, but Ray is
waiting on tables.

Maybe this needs a man's input.

Abe, Nadine is having a crisis of
conscience.

She's attracted to another man.

Is it me?

No. Then leave me out of it.

For God's sake, I'm going to have to
figure out what to do because Neil asked

to dinner tomorrow night. Now, like,
what happens if he wants it to go

I'm not sure I could say no.

I'm like a volcano.

I am active and way past doom.

An eruption is just around the corner.

That wouldn't be good for business.

Hey, I don't know how to break this to
you, but Ray just made a Bloody Mary for

a customer, and he used the imported
vodka.

Now, this is costing me money. It's just
not funny anymore.

Jack. Jack, I need your help here. Now,
listen, this is going to come as a shock

to you, but I may be in love with
someone who isn't my husband.

Is it me?

Jack, for God's sake, come on. She's in
pain here. The woman needs our help. All

right, all right, all right.

Let me ask you something. How did this
guy feel? I mean, does he know you're

married? Oh, well, no.

That hasn't come up.

It never came up?

Nadine, everything comes up with you.

I mean, we knew when you changed from
mint floss to cinnamon, for God's sake.

I mean, how do you leave out 20 -some
years of marriage and two kids? I know,

know, I know.

Nadine, I got two ladies waiting for a
table. I should seat them near the

kitchen because women are lousy tippers,
right? Yes, right.

Right, right.

Right, we're having a crisis. Nadine is
attracted to someone. She's trying to

decide whether to have an affair or not.

It's not you, Ray.

Stupid question.

If you're so worried about what's going
to happen to this date tomorrow, why

don't you just cancel it? No, no, she
shouldn't cancel it. She's got to

the situation, not avoid it. You know,
I'm resolved about this as long as I'm

here, but what's going to happen when I
am finding myself staring into those

lapidly blue eyes of his, and as we're
carving our initials on the headboard at

the old log inn, I just... Look what

you've done.

I'm going to have to buy him ice cream.

Oh, my God, I don't think I can handle
this by myself.

Jack, Dana, you could come with me, like
a double date. Oh, please, for moral

support. Of course, Nadine, of course we
will.

And you'd be happy to do that, won't
you, Jack?

What? You're coming?

You have no real choice in this, so why
are we pretending? That's right. Oh,

good. Oh, thank you. Oh, yes, you are
such good friends, and I am so lucky.

Well, not really. I'm in hell, and I'm
wearing a big wool sweater, but...

You'll be there with me.

Ah,

Nadine. Over here. Oh, Neil. Hello.

Well, you were right. This certainly is
a grotto.

Unfortunately, my makeup mirror doesn't
have a grotto light.

But look at you. You.

Oh, you look terrific.

Oh, stop.

Uh, stop it now.

So, are you ready to sit? I think our
table is ready. Yeah. Oh, listen, Neil,

hope this is okay, but two friends of
mine are going to join us, all right? I

asked them to. I was talking about this
place, and one of them's a chef. They

got very intrigued. I couldn't wheedle
my way out of it.

It's no problem at all. I'd love to meet
your friends.

Sal.

Ah, Sal, we're going to need a table for
four.

No problem, Mr. Garner.

Let's see. Do we have one?

I can't see diddly squat in here.

Oh, over here.

Well, now that my eyes are adjusting,
this really is a wonderful place.

I kind of half expect to glance in the
corner and see Lady and the Tramp

a strand of spaghetti.

Of course, you know the health
department wouldn't allow dogs.

So, Nadine, I'm anxious to know.

Did you read the book?

Oh, I stayed up all night until I
finished it. Oh, it was a fabulous meal.

So, do you think Emma Bovary made the
right decision?

Should she have continued to exist in
her boring but safe life?

Or was she right to venture out and
explore her passions?

You know, I would like to live my life
exactly like she did. Oh, do what I want

to do.

Unpethered by society's rules. I really
would.

Except that horrible death part was kind
of a downer.

Will you look at this place? This guy is
way ahead of Nadine.

I mean, if this isn't a make -out joint,
I don't know what is.

A make -out joint? That's right, you
heard me.

This is the kind of place that guys come
to when they want to, you know... Make

out. Exactly.

Dana, Jack.

Oh, you're here.

Hi.

Neil, I'm Dana, this is Jack. Hi, it's a
pleasure to meet you. Please, sit.

I, uh, I hope we're not imposing.

Nadine just talked about you so much, we
were dying to meet you.

No imposition at all.

I'm always happy to have two beautiful
women at my table.

So, Neil, Nadine tells us you teach
literature.

Yeah, that's right, and I have to
confess, she's the teacher's pet.

It's so great to have someone in class
with such a hunger for anything new.

So, I don't guess you talk about books
all the time. I mean, you know, you two

must be getting to know each other
personally as well. You know, finding

things about each other's families,
things like that.

Jack?

You know what book I've always loved?

The Scarlet Letter.

Now, that's a cautionary tale, huh?

Poor old Hester Prynne with a big A on
her chest.

Hey, Dean, Dana, do you happen to
remember what that A stood for?

Annoying?

You know, Jack, I think Hester Prynne
was the victim of her time.

Morals are so relative nowadays.

No woman is going to be stoned by a mob
for having an affair, is she?

Oh, wow, wow, wow. Is it unusually hot
in here?

My head is just sweating. I think I'm
just going to go to the ladies' room and

freshen up. Oh, wait, Nadine. I'll come
with you.

Jack, while we're gone, try not to spill
anything.

Women, I'll never understand them. I
know what you mean.

So, you and Dana, are you a couple? Oh,
God, no.

Neil, let me ask you something.

Is there this guy over here? I think
he's attractive.

Well, he's attractive, but not as
attractive as, say, you.

Well, thank you very much.

Actually, I think you're a pretty good
-looking guy, too.

I say, I think... because, you know, I
really can't tell. I'm sure you can't

either, huh?

So, you ever been married? Oh, no.

No? Been a bachelor 42 years. How about
you? No.

Yeah.

You know, it's not all that common, is
it?

But, you know, I guess we're both guys
who have, you know, made a choice.

To live our lives, you know, a certain
way. I don't know about you, but I'm

happy with my decision.

You know, Jack, this may be too forward
of me, but we...

We obviously have so much in common.

Would you like to go to a movie some
night?

I'm dying to see the piano. Or would you
go to a club?

Sure. What?

If you don't like to dance... Wait a
minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Neil, did you just ask me out on a date?

Yes. What about Nadine?

Oh, you thought Nadine and me? You're
kidding.

No, we're just friends.

She's the sweetest thing on the face of
the earth.

Oh, my God.

Does Nadine know you're gay?

I have no idea.

It never really came up. Besides, I
don't think it would matter to her one

or the other. Does Dana know about you?
What?

The machine was out of order and the
hand blower was so powerful it shrank my

sweater.

Is there anything else you want to know?
Okay, okay.

So what have you been talking about?

Nothing. You know, just an act. You
know, just two guys sitting around

Hey, Dana, did you do something with
your hair or maybe put on some more

perfume? Because, oh, you look hot.

You are one hot -looking babe.

Is that about yourself, how hot you are?

Did you forget to bring your money
again, Jack?

You know, for a cave, it's very warm in
here. If you'll excuse me, I'm just

going to go splash a little cold water
on my face, okay?

He's a very nice guy, Jack.

I like him.

So, Nadine, we were having a very
interesting conversation in the ladies'

We were talking about...

personal relationships and how friends
think they know each other, but they

don't always know everything.

Did you want to include Neil on that?

Yeah, well, okay, yes, I guess I do.

I do.

You know, Neil, we have known each other
for a couple of weeks now, and it's

really kind of fun. Pardon me.

Is there a Dana Palladino here? Yes, I'm
Dana. There's a phone call for you.

Oh. You can take it at the bar.

I don't know who knows I'm here, but
excuse me.

Hello? Dana, it's me, Jack.

What's going on? Where the hell are you?

Turn around, but do it slowly. Don't
arouse any suspicion.

Dana, we've got a real problem here.
Look.

Nadine is handling the situation very
well. If you will just mind your

and just let nature take its course.
It's taken its course and it's led right

me.

What are you talking about?

Well, Neil wants me to go to see the
piano with him and then up to the

Room to do the bossa nova.

you went to the toilet.

Well, we've got to think of something.

Because when the gypsy lady comes around
selling flowers at the table and Neil

buys them for you, Nadine is going to
put two and two together.

Whatever we do, we've got to do it
before she throws herself at him and he

rejects her. That would really kill her,
not think, think.

To the beginning of a great
relationship.

Oh, Neil.

I really value our friendship, you know.
Oh, you will never know how much,

but... Ah, this is really very hard for
me.

I'm afraid it can't ever be anything
more than a friendship.

What? Oh, Neil, I've been holding back
some information from you, and I'm so

ashamed of myself because good friends
don't leave anything out. And the thing

is, I'm married.

Oh. I'm going to spare you all the
details, but... Let me just say that my

husband and I are going through a pretty
rocky time now.

My self -esteem was at an all -time low.

Then you came along and you showed so
much interest in me as a person and as a

woman. You made me feel just incredible.
And, well, you helped me see myself in

a whole different way.

I, uh... Nadine, I...

I don't know what to say, but I should
probably tell you that I'm...

crushed.

I mean, you're one of those very special
women who come along, what, maybe once

in a guy's life?

I've got to tell you, whoever your
husband is, he's a very lucky guy.

Oh, Neil, I am so sorry that I had to
hurt you like this, but you'll get over

me. Oh, I know, and I just know you're
going to find somebody else.

Eventually.

I'm so sorry I was gone so long, but
that was a pretty important phone call

about the restaurant.

And there's an emergency, Nadine, that I
need to talk to you about. Oh?

If you ladies will excuse me, I'm home.

We have to talk to you.

It's about Neil. Oh, don't worry. I did
it.

I told him that I was married. We, uh...
We broke up.

You did?

Oh, my God.

What did he say?

Well, he didn't say much, actually, but
I could tell he was... He was crushed.

Is there a Jack Stein here? Yeah, right
here.

There's a phone call for you.

Hello.

Don't turn around.

It's me.

Hi, this is Jack.

Leave me a message at the beach.

if we could see each other but I believe
in being honest and well I've met

someone else he's a doctor he's ready to
settle down goodbye Jack