Original subtitles

Listen, Horton, I've got to go.

Apparently there's a problem with the

giant meatball. You just take care of

that meatball, Sir, and leave the

freaking out to me. So then Horton

began his long, perilous trek, determined

to save the small world on the spec.

Horton was faithful and stalwarts of

kind. I got you. He was a

brave hero, at

least in his mind. We must become

invisible. Travel silently. For there are

forces that would seek to destroy us.

HuhSo, you think you can sneak up on me,

huhIt

is clear that you are no match for my

tegeke!

I see you have mastered the way of the

snapping branch. Watch me tumble!

Horton, go! You are fast, Horton, but the

kangaroo has monkeys! I will make monkeys

of these monkeys. It is their destiny. Huh

Horton is the greatest hero of them all!

Horton, Horton, go!

But Mt. Noon is that way! Ha ha ha!

To the top of Mt. Noon. As fast as

lightning. Away I go!

Oh, sorry, little fella. You'll be

fine. Just pick healing thoughts. We've

all got our own clovers with worlds on

them. Yeah. Oh.

In my world, everyone's a pony, and

they all eat rainbows and poop

butterflies.

Why are you all wet?It's

sandwich day.

Every Thursday I take Pudge the Fish a

peanut butter sandwich. Pudge is a fish.

And today we are out of peanut butter. So

I asked my sister what to give him and

she said a tuna sandwich. I can't

give Pudge tuna. Do you know what

tuna is?Fish.

It's fish. If I gave Pudge tuna.

I'd be an abomination! I'm late

because I had to go to the store and get

peanut butter, 'cause all we have is is

stinkin' doodah! Why is this so important?

Punch controls the weather.

Yeah, I guess that's enough for this

camera.

That's beautiful, Katie. Ah

In a... Really weird way. My world is

called Jessica Land, and everyone

worships Queen Jessica because Jessica is

so beautiful. Jessica, that was

awesome.

Rudy. Mom, be careful. My best friend

Thedwig lives on that. Rudy, no one lives

on this. It's not possible. But

Horton is a menace. Mom, Mom, please.

You're so weird. Don't do this to me.

Honey, watch your mouth. Horton.

It's good. What do you think you're doing?

HuhYou guys with worlds are in trouble.

Have you forgotten what we discussed?

Oh, no. I'm an elephant, and elephants

never forget. It's a curse, really. I

remember I was on my head, and you said

hmph, and I looked up, and you said, What

are you doing?And I said the thing about

this back. Then you pulled my ears, and

you poked me in the forehead. Shut up!

Well, you did. Give me that clover,

Horton, now.

No.

No. Yeah.

Are you sure you want to fight this

fight, Horton?Because I promise you it

will get very ugly, very

fast. And you need to ask yourself,

do I really want to put myself through

all this for a Clover?

Take it from me, Horton. You don't,

so hand it over.

No, I can't give it to you.

There are people on this speck. Granted,

they're very small people, but a person's

a person, no matter how small.

You just crossed the line, Horton, and

I'm going to make you pay.

That Horton is a menace. He has those

kids using their imagination.

Sweet Ramona came to meet me for a

dirt. We were falling under summer smell.

Such a vision spinning graceful as an

Angel. She didn't move too

bad herself. She looked

parched, and so I went to get some water.

Keep the change, mate, and they said

chivalry was dead.

But that's when Mr. Spritzer swooped in

and tried to pinch her and chased her

down the shoreline with his grass.

Well, I'm not one to point claws, but it

was Bobby Marinara. What?Manny Orzo

and Jimmy Romaine.

President. What?

I tried to save her, but

that's where the wave

hits. That's the same bloodthirsty

face I saw when

Ramona was swept away.

That's it! There's a line in the sand

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And

everyone knows where they stand

A line in the sand Yeah, yeah And no wave

can wash away Where's Amen?

What are you hiding?What did you do to

him?Please, let's not fight. I wouldn't

harm a hair on his chinny-chin-chin

But I can't speak for the

riptideI hope he can swim. Whose

side are you on?There's a line in thesand

And everyone knows where they stand A

line in the sand

But no wave can wash away Because there's

not, and there's been

And that's how it's always been You

know they'll never understand