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♪ green acres is
The place to be ♪
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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪
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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪
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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪
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♪ new york is where
I'd rather stay ♪
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪
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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪
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♪ darling, I love you,
But give me park avenue ♪
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♪ the chores ♪
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♪ the stores ♪
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♪ fresh air ♪
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♪ times square ♪
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♪ you are my wife ♪
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♪ goodbye, city life ♪
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♪ green acres, we are there ♪
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and even though
Dan andrews claimed
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that the men in the spacecraft
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waved at him as they
Flew over his car,
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the sheriff arrested him
On a plain drunk charge.
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w.P.I.X.L. T.V. Farm
Weather report
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is next.
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we take you now down to our weather
Station, high atop beully's car wash,
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in the heart of downtown pixley.
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now as you can see our
Weather station shows
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that the little old lady has come
Out of her house with her umbrella,
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which forecasts heavy
Rain in the next 24 hours.
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the opinions expressed by
The little old lady are hers
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and do not necessarily
Reflect the views of this station.
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I don't believe it.
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♪
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and now back to our
Early morning movie,
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featuring fay wray in
That spine-chilling feature...
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Who was that
Nice little old lady
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Standing outside her
Door with the umbrella?
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She's the weather report.
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The most ridiculous
Thing I've ever heard of.
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Who lives in the other door?
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I don't know. Some
Little old man.
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When the little old lady
Doesn't come out, he comes out.
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Don't they ever
Come out together?
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Only in case of a tidal wave.
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It's impossible.
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I tune in to get the weather report,
To find out if I can plant my tomatoes,
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And they shove a little
Old lady out of a house
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Under an umbrella, and
Tell you it's gonna rain.
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They used to do that in the old
Country, but with the gypsies.
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Lisa.
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They would shove out the
Gypsy queen in a bathing suit
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And if she turned blue,
You knew it was cold.
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Oh, boy!
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One year she turned green.
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That was the year
When the locusts came
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And ate big holes
In the tambourines.
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Lisa, I've got enough trouble.
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If I'm going to plant
Some tomatoes,
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I've got to find out what the weather's
Gonna be for the next couple of weeks.
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Well... Well, I think you
Could trust the little old lady.
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She looked pretty honest to me.
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But I didn't see the little
Old man who lives next door.
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Lisa, would you do me a favor?
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What?
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Tune the set on to fay
Wray again, will you?
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I want to see how she's
Making out with king kong.
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I saw it. She gets
Away from him.
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Well, watch it again and make
Sure. I'm worried about her.
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Oh, you're such a nice man.
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With all your troubles, you
Still worry about fay wray.
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These the longest
Oars you got, sam?
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They're the only
Ones I got, newt.
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You sure this
Slicker's waterproof?
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Got a waterproof
Label, ain't it, fred?
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I don't care nothin' about
The label being waterproof.
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What about the slicker?
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It'll shed water like a duck.
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I'm going to need a
Pair of oarlocks, too.
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I'm all out.
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Well, good morning, gentlemen.
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Mornin', mr. Douglas.
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Slickers are right here, the
Life preservers are on the wall,
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And the sandbags
Are in the back.
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What?
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Sam's all out of oarlocks.
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I don't want any oar...
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You better get plenty of canned
Goods and put up on your roof.
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You never know how long you're gonna
Be up there, before the helicopter comes.
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What are you
Fellows talking about?
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Uh, mildred.
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You want the
Slicker or don't you?
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Well, I...
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Who's mildred?
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The lady on the weather report.
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Oh!
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You mean that stupid little old
Lady with the umbrella on t.V.?
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Mr. Douglas,
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Ain't you got no
Respect for motherhood?
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You better get yourself some
Foul weather gear, mr. Douglas.
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Yeah, when mildred comes
Out with the umbrella,
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You better run for high ground.
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You can't be serious.
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Well, mildred's
Never been wrong yet.
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Uh, mr. Drucker, I came to see
About those tomato plants I ordered.
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Oh, yeah, I got the
Bill of ladin' right here.
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They're on a train up in pixley.
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Uh-huh, when will they be here?
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Soon as they get
The bridge fixed.
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Is the bridge out?
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No, but it will be.
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Mildred's forecastin'
A real beaut this time.
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There's no rain in sight.
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Uh, what about my tomato plants?
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They'll be much
Safer up in pixley.
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Yeah,
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No sense in plantin' them and then
Watchin' them float downstream.
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Gentlemen, look out the window.
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See how bright the sun is?
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There's not a cloud in the sky.
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That's the way it looked just
Before the johnstown flood.
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I give up.
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Then there was the big monkey
On top of the empire state building,
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With fay wray in one hand, and
Hanging on with the other, and...
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What are you talking about?
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You told me to watch and
See what happened to fay wray.
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She was all right.
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Oh, good. Eb!
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After the movies, I saw
The little old lady again.
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This time she had a raincoat
On with her umbrella.
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Ah, fine, fine. Eb!
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What are you made up for?
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The drought.
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What is a drought?
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Dry weather.
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But the little old
Lady said that...
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Will you forget
The little old lady?
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Yeah, she ain't reliable.
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I take all my
Weather from walter.
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Walter?
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W.T.B.Z.F.'s singing weatherman.
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The singing...
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You should have heard him this
Morning, singing up a storm for a drought.
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How'd that go again?
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Oh, yeah.
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♪ the little old lady
May have come out ♪
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♪ but walter's takin' odds
On a big long drought ♪
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That's very pretty.
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Yeah, he writes
All his own lyrics.
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He's kind of the irving
Berlin of the weathermen.
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Eb, we've gotta go to pixley
To pick up the tomato plants.
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Now take that stupid outfit off.
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Pixley's a pretty big town.
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I oughta wear somethin'.
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That is right.
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He might get arrested
For undecent explosion.
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If he does, I'll bail him out.
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You won't have to bail.
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Walter says there
Won't be no water.
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Get dressed! Yes, sir.
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Have you got my
Tomato plants aboard?
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Yes, sir, they're
In the baggage car.
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When are you getting
Them into hooterville?
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Right after the storm.
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There ain't gonna be no storm.
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Mildred said it's gonna rain.
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Walter said it's gonna drought.
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I don't care what walter said,
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I'm not riskin' the train on
A washed-out bridge, see?
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The only thing that's gonna
Wash out a bridge is a sandstorm.
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Wait, wait, wait,
Fellows, fellows,
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All I want is to get
My tomatoes planted.
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You can't plant your
Tomatoes in a cloudburst.
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It isn't gonna rain.
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Good for you, mr. Douglas,
You're a walter man.
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Uh, no, I'm not...
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You see, charley, he's
Finally showin' a little sense.
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Very little.
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Anybody that goes for a
Walter prediction is a birdbrain.
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I don't go for a
Walter prediction.
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I just want my tomato plants.
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I'll get 'em for you. Hold it!
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Charley, let him...
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Mr. Douglas,
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We're doin' this
For your own good.
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Your tomato plants will be
Nice and dry inside the coach.
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The heat in there
Will wither 'em.
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Are you gonna take my
Tomato plants to hooterville?
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No, sir.
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If I get a truck,
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Will you help eb load 'em?
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No, sir.
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I ain't gonna get no sunstroke.
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Will you?
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No, sir, I can't swim.
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All right,
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Eb and I will load
Them ourselves.
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Eb!
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Huh, walter!
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Mildred!
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I think I felt a raindrop.
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Oh, that's sunburn lotion.
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Floyd smoot, you're
A stubborn fool.
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And that goes double for me!
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Howdy, mr. Douglas.
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Hi, mr. Haney.
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I'm pretty busy today.
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Oh, don't let me bother you.
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What you doin'?
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Well, what does it
Look like I'm doing?
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Well, it looks like you're
Prospectin' for ants,
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But that's wrong, ain't it?
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I'm plantin'.
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Plantin'?
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Mr. Douglas, this
Is your lucky day.
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That remains to bo seen.
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This is just what you need.
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The 8th wonder of the world,
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The haney automatic
Soybean planter.
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Well, it so happens,
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That I'm planting tomatoes.
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Tomatoes?
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Mr. Douglas, you've just
Had another lucky day.
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There it is, the 9th
Wonder of the world,
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The haney automatic
Tomato planter.
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The, uh, 9th wonder of the
World looks exactly like the 8th.
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Uh, to the naked eye, yes.
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But there is a
Marked difference.
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Like what?
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One is for tomatoes, and
The other's for soybeans.
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I'm not, uh...
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Mr. Douglas,
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You are looking at the answer
To every farmer's prayer.
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A mechanized wetback.
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Not interested.
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Then I'll be glad to explain
To you just how it works.
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I don't...
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You'll notice that the
Front of the machine
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Has an automatic hole digger,
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Which operates on the same
Theory as a dentist's drill.
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It drills a hole exactly two
And seven eighths inches deep.
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Which is the ideal depth
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Recommended by tomato
Planters all over the world.
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Uh, mr. Haney...
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Once the hole is dug, the
Drill automatically trips a lever
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That releases the tomato
Plant to slip through this chute
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And down into the already dug
Two and seven eighths inches hole.
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Now you've got to admit
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That this machine is
A mechanical marvel.
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I'm sure it is.
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Then I can count on you for
Financial backin' to build one?
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Build one?
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Well, how else are we gonna
Know if it only works on the shade?
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You mean, uh, all
You've got is a drawing?
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Well, all edison
Had was a light bulb,
252
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,306
And a feelin' he ought to
Have somethin' to plug it into.
253
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,841
How much can I put you down for?
254
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,877
Nothing.
255
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,357
You mean you're gonna continue
Plantin' the old-fashioned way,
256
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,314
On your hands and knees?
257
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,682
That's right.
258
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,184
How about a pair of
Foam rubber kneepads?
259
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,853
No, thanks.
260
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:32,323
A bottle of liniment for
Your sure-to-be-sore back?
261
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,392
No.
262
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,226
How about some
Weather insurance?
263
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,928
No, I...
264
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,295
Weather insurance?
265
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,032
You almost answered
Too quick there.
266
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,501
What do you mean
Weather insurance?
267
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:48,205
You can insure your crops
Against any and all kinds of weather.
268
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,175
Oh, now, I... I might
Be interested in that.
269
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,644
How much is it?
270
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,513
Well, uh, would you be
Wanting one doll or 2?
271
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,749
A doll?
272
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,686
Genuine west indies voodoo doll.
273
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,622
The perfect weather insurance.
274
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,926
And this is the mildred hexer,
275
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,962
And this is the walter jinxer.
276
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,898
Just a few pins in
The right places
277
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,301
And you can put the
Weather wherever you want it.
278
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,471
Do you happen to
Have a haney hexer?
279
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,973
No, I don't believe I do.
280
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,975
Oh. That's too bad.
281
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,888
Then, I'll have to start sticking
The pins in you personally.
282
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,045
I'm on my way.
283
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,816
Aren't they beautiful?
284
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,563
Yes, but, uh,
285
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,753
Where are the tomatoes?
286
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,155
Well, they're not grown
Yet. I just planted 'em.
287
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,992
Oh, the tomatoes grow
Right on top of the plants?
288
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,228
No, no, uh, first the plants
Have to grow into the vines.
289
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,197
Oh, the tomato vines?
290
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,431
Yeah.
291
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,868
But I always thought that
All vines come from grapes.
292
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,369
What?
293
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,305
They have red vines
294
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,940
And white vines...
295
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,642
You mean wine.
296
00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:00,411
Wines is what they grow on,
297
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,648
Like your tomatoes are
Going to grow on wines.
298
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,318
Please, lisa. I'd like
To get into a hot tub
299
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,864
And into bed. I'm pretty tired.
300
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,766
There's going to be
A full moon tonight.
301
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,490
Yeah.
302
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,827
That goes to show how much that
Little old lady knows, and that walter.
303
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,762
Ain't mr. Douglas
Gonna have supper?
304
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,364
No. He went to bed
Without it. He was tired.
305
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,700
You ought to give him some
Of that dessert you made.
306
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,468
That'll put a
Little life into him.
307
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,470
Yes, maybe it would.
308
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,745
Oliver. Oliver.
309
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,979
Huh, what?
310
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,447
I'm glad you're awake.
311
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,116
Huh?
312
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,350
I brought you dessert.
313
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,087
I don't want any dessert.
314
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,656
But it's a surprise.
315
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,301
Do you... Do you have a match?
316
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,104
Now what do you
Need a match for?
317
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,794
Oh, here is one.
318
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,834
What's that?
319
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,568
Crepe suzette.
320
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,003
Crepe suzette?
321
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,683
I took a hotcake and I lit it.
322
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,440
Lisa, put it out. You want
To burn the house down?
323
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,388
But you always used
To like french cooking.
324
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,880
I'd like to get some
Sleep. I'm tired.
325
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,085
Oliver.
326
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,230
What?
327
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,254
Would you mind if
I watch television?
328
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,857
No.
329
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,160
But keep the sound down.
330
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,494
All right.
331
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,045
as you can see,
332
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,468
the little old lady has
Gone back into her house.
333
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,115
the little old man has come out
334
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,250
of his house to look
For the little old lady
335
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,608
to tell her to put
Away her umbrella.
336
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,110
it's not going to rain.
337
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,914
now there's fair weather ahead!
338
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,749
and we remind you,
339
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,396
the opinions expressed by the
Little old man and the little old lady
340
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,187
are opinions of their own,
341
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,295
and do not necessarily
Reflect the views of this station.
342
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,258
Turn that thing off.
343
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,626
♪
344
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,263
Darling,
345
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,766
Did you hear what they
Said about the little old man?
346
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:04,135
It's going to be fair.
There's going to be no rain.
347
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,115
I don't need him
To tell me that.
348
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,040
That's what I have
Been saying all day.
349
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,808
Do you want me to
Turn on the radio
350
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,610
And see what walter
Is singing about?
351
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,511
Just let me sleep.
352
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,480
Oliver!
353
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,549
One of these days you're
Going to be a little man
354
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,284
And you'll come out
Of your own house
355
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,954
And nobody's going to look at
You because you're such a grouch.
356
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:26,542
And that will be the
Happiest day of my life!
357
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,711
♪
358
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,107
Hello, there. Hello.
359
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,157
So you're the fellow
Who lives next door.
360
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,058
Yes.
361
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,293
Are you a bachelor?
362
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,294
Yes.
363
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,428
So am I.
364
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,729
Only a girl.
365
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,144
Yeah, I noticed that.
366
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,401
How come I've never
Seen you before?
367
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,815
Well, we're not supposed
To be out here together.
368
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,972
Are you a fink for
The weather bureau?
369
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,507
No, I'm not!
370
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,943
Any connection with
Beully's car wash?
371
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,577
No.
372
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,457
Are you related to fay wray?
373
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,559
I think you better
Go back in the house.
374
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,517
I can't. It's going to rain.
375
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,165
No, it's going to be clear and
Cold, that's why I'm out here.
376
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,155
Well, then I guess
I'd better go in.
377
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,128
Where do you think you're going?
378
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,974
It's getting chilly
Out here, I thought...
379
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,201
You're not going to give me that
Stale line about checking my barometer?
380
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,669
No, it's, uh, just
That it's cold.
381
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,671
It's going to get a lot colder.
382
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,840
Bye.
383
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,308
It's cold.
384
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,909
It's cold!
385
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,144
It's cold!
386
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,747
It's cold.
387
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,323
Lisa, you've got
All the blanket.
388
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,091
Oh, it's freezing.
389
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,559
So am I.
390
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,409
Freezing?
391
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,868
There's frost all
Over the ground.
392
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,438
My tomato plants!
393
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,907
Come on, hurry up!
394
00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,808
I'm comin', I'm comin'.
395
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,020
What's the matter?
396
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,414
There's frost.
397
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,229
There can't be, walter the
Weatherman didn't sing up a frost.
398
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,486
I don't care what walter
The weatherman sang up.
399
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,074
The temperature's dropped, the
Little plants are gonna freeze,
400
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,590
I'll lose my whole
Crop. Come on.
401
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,125
What are we gonna do?
402
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,072
We'll pull them out of the
Ground, and back in the flats,
403
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,396
And get them in where
It's warm. Hurry up.
404
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,836
Darling, did you get them all?
405
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,906
Yes.
406
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,206
Are they all frozen?
407
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,651
Not half as much as me.
408
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,720
Hey, don't stand
In front of the fire.
409
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,944
But I'm freezin'.
410
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,253
Chop some more wood.
411
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,180
Do you realize I'm
On triple overtime.
412
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,017
Will you chop the wood?
413
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,797
That's what you get for depending
On a couple of senile characters,
414
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,366
In a swiss chalet,
For your weather.
415
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,990
Well, they're entitled to goof.
416
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,179
Not with my
Tomatoes, they aren't.
417
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,397
Well, they're all right. You
Can plant them tomorrow,
418
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,932
If it doesn't rain.
419
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,535
I don't plant them until I get
An accurate weather report.
420
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,843
Now, come on to bed.
421
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,954
Mr. Douglas! Mr. Douglas!
422
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,810
Mr. Douglas!
423
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,180
Kimball, what's the matter?
424
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,093
Mr. Douglas, I hate to say this.
425
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,728
Well, I don't hate to say it.
426
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,585
I have to say it.
427
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,886
Say what?
428
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,788
Ok. What?
429
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,190
There, I said it.
430
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,499
Now you know the worst.
431
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,603
No, not the worst.
432
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,127
The worst is,
433
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,041
Somebody sneaked into your
Field in the middle of the night
434
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,442
And stole all your
Tomato plants.
435
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,598
Mr. Kimball...
436
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,911
There's nothing
There but 600 holes
437
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,379
And a bunch of
Disappointed weeds.
438
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,403
Come on in.
439
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,506
Oh, you got your
Tomato plants back.
440
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,408
Who had them. I did.
441
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,055
Then why did you
Report them stolen?
442
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,080
I didn't. I brought them in last
Night because of the frost.
443
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,026
I don't think that was
A very smart move.
444
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,661
Well, what would you have done?
445
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,685
About what?
446
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,586
The sudden cold snap.
447
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,456
Oh, I would have
Gotten another blanket.
448
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,525
Tomato plants are
Not as smart as you.
449
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,894
Tomatoes are the
Dumbest of all plants.
450
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,531
You know, their I.Q. Is hardly
Above what a 6-year-old child's is.
451
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,900
Then I'm glad I brought them in.
452
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,714
Well, you never should have planted them,
Knowing there was gonna be a cold snap.
453
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,516
How am I supposed to know that?
454
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,874
The nut on television
Is predicting rain.
455
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,843
The numbskull on the radio is
Singing a song about the drought.
456
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,256
Isn't there anybody around here
457
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,192
Who can give me accurate
Weather information?
458
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,615
Of course.
459
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,895
If you want fast, accurate,
Up-to-the-minute weather information,
460
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,430
Just pick up the
Phone and call me.
461
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,088
I'll give you the latest
Scientific forecast.
462
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,024
You have a weather station?
463
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,958
No, an almanac.
464
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,093
You go by...
465
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,361
Richard poor's.
466
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,697
Founded and written
By franklin benjamin.
467
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,700
I've found the almanac
To be almost infallible.
468
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:04,968
Well, not almost,
469
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,770
And not infallible.
470
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,206
It's usually right
Some of the time.
471
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,875
Now here's what it
Says for last night.
472
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,855
"Salads are made,
Salads are tossed.
473
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,847
Don't plant tomatoes
Because of the frost."
474
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,716
The almanac predicted
A frost like that?
475
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,120
What's it say about today?
476
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,189
"Today's the day
For hunting grouse,
477
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:28,392
So get your tomatoes
Out of the house."
478
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,062
Well, I guess you
Know what to do now.
479
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,097
Yes, I do.
480
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,965
But there's a law against it.
481
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,913
Well, I guess I better be going.
482
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,403
Yeah, you'd better.
483
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,837
Oh, if I see the sheriff,
484
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,442
I'll tell him to keep an eye
Out for your tomato plants.
485
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,344
Oliver, oliver. I just saw t.V.,
486
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,414
And guess what's going on
High atop of beully's car wash?
487
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,984
The little old man came out
Wearing earmuffs and schnowshoes,
488
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,421
And the little old lady was
In her house fixing hot cocoa.
489
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,257
Which means it's going
To be a big schnowstorm.
490
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,205
I see. Now yesterday, they
Predicted rain, we had a frost.
491
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,374
- today, they're...
- mr. Douglas!
492
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,597
Mr. Douglas,
493
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,377
I just heard walter
The weatherman.
494
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,467
The drought's over.
495
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,535
Good.
496
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,003
But there's a
Hailstorm on its way.
497
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,006
I see. Now, we've got
Snow predicted, and hail.
498
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,909
So based on yesterday's
Prediction of rain and/or drought,
499
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,390
It's safe to say that today
Should be fair and warmer.
500
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,547
Get the tomato plants
Back in the ground.
501
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,016
Here you are, darling.
Not one at a time.
502
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,624
I'm sorry, newt, I can't exchange
Those oars for snowshoes.
503
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,026
How about this slicker?
504
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,639
Can I turn it in for a mackinaw?
505
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,729
Nope.
506
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,874
But mildred said...
507
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,365
How are you, gentlemen?
508
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,933
Oh, mr. Douglas.
509
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,702
Would you like to
Buy a pair of oars?
510
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,870
No, thanks.
511
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,607
How about a guaranteed
Waterproof slicker?
512
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,809
All I want is some stakes
For my tomato plants.
513
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,978
You ain't gonna
Plant them again?
514
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,313
We've already started.
515
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,959
But it's gonna snow tonight.
516
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,049
Or hail.
517
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,795
Not according to my information.
518
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,787
I called the united states
Weather bureau in washington.
519
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,435
And I got the latest weather
Report for this region.
520
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,192
The long-range prediction is
521
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,794
Warm weather from now on.
522
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,095
It is?
523
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,009
Well, I guess, they
Ought to know.
524
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,301
They've got all them big
Buildings in washington.
525
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,414
I'm goin' home right
Now and start plantin'.
526
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,516
Me, too.
527
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,005
Now you're making sense.
528
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,274
Mmm, let's hope you are.
529
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,219
What's that? I don't know.
530
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:38,656
Mr. Douglas. Open up.
531
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,391
Mr. Ziffel!
532
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,159
I wonder what's wrong?
533
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,927
Oh! It's chilly.
534
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,167
Douglas!
535
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,269
What's the matter?
536
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,338
Can we come inside and talk?
537
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,906
We're freezin'.
538
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,374
You're freezing?
539
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,009
Yeah, come on in.
540
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,779
Mr. Douglas,
541
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,215
We're in big trouble.
542
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,982
Yeah, especially you.
543
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,896
The thermometer's
D-d-down to 30.
544
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,186
And still fallin'.
545
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,733
We've been p-plantin'
All day on your say-so.
546
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,491
It wasn't my say-so, it was the
United states weather bureau...
547
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,227
Oh, my... My poor tomato plants!
548
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,195
What are we gonna do?
549
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,832
Hello, there.
550
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,111
Evenin', ma'am.
551
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,401
Darling, what's going on?
552
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,736
There's another frost.
553
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,916
Our... Our crops
Are going to freeze.
554
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:31,575
Why don't you use one of those things
Bob hope always makes jokes about?
555
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,210
Smudge pots?
556
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,579
No, we ain't got no smudge pots.
557
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,515
If you fellows are cold, I'll
Make you something warm to eat.
558
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,729
No, they don't want an...
559
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,520
Oh, yes. They do!
560
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,669
Gentlemen, our crops are saved!
561
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,164
Darling.
562
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,311
Darling, here is another batch.
563
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,946
Yeah, but it ain't
Coming out even.
564
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,748
We got more suzettes
Than we have pots.
565
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,072
Well, then, throw them
On the ground and light 'em.
566
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,374
Yes, sir.
567
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,143
Oh, darling,
568
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,790
Mr. Ziffel came back for
Another batch, but mr. Kiley didn't.
569
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,847
Ah, well, I don't think
He'll be back tonight.
570
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,950
Why not? He ate one.
571
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:17,521
Oliver, that is no way to talk to a
Woman who just saved your crops.
572
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,390
Yes, you did.
573
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,160
And in years to come, on cold nights
When the frost is covering the ground,
574
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,128
People are sitting
Around their fireplaces,
575
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,431
They'll tell the
Story of lisa douglas,
576
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,534
The woman who single-handedly
Gave the whole valley heartburn.
577
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,135
Humph.
578
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:19,462
this has been a filmways
Presentation, darling.
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