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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:32,130 ♪ green acres is The place to be ♪ 2 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:36,034 ♪ farm livin' is The life for me ♪ 3 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:40,005 ♪ land spreadin' Out so far and wide ♪ 4 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:43,175 ♪ keep manhattan, just Give me that countryside ♪ 5 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,980 ♪ new york is where I'd rather stay ♪ 6 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,017 ♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪ 7 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:56,221 ♪ I just adore a Penthouse view ♪ 8 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:59,358 ♪ darling, I love you, But give me park avenue ♪ 9 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,495 ♪ the chores ♪ 10 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,597 ♪ the stores ♪ 11 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,199 ♪ fresh air ♪ 12 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,433 ♪ times square ♪ 13 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,035 ♪ you are my wife ♪ 14 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,904 ♪ goodbye, city life ♪ 15 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:15,640 ♪ green acres, we are there ♪ 16 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,270 and even though Dan andrews claimed 17 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:34,837 that the men in the spacecraft 18 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:37,862 waved at him as they Flew over his car, 19 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:42,267 the sheriff arrested him On a plain drunk charge. 20 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,503 w.P.I.X.L. 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Farm Weather report 21 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,605 is next. 22 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:51,843 we take you now down to our weather Station, high atop beully's car wash, 23 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,346 in the heart of downtown pixley. 24 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,581 now as you can see our Weather station shows 25 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,662 that the little old lady has come Out of her house with her umbrella, 26 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:03,021 which forecasts heavy Rain in the next 24 hours. 27 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,291 the opinions expressed by The little old lady are hers 28 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,280 and do not necessarily Reflect the views of this station. 29 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,629 I don't believe it. 30 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,834 31 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,403 and now back to our Early morning movie, 32 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,940 featuring fay wray in That spine-chilling feature... 33 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,708 Who was that Nice little old lady 34 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,178 Standing outside her Door with the umbrella? 35 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,612 She's the weather report. 36 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,914 The most ridiculous Thing I've ever heard of. 37 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,716 Who lives in the other door? 38 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,696 I don't know. Some Little old man. 39 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,632 When the little old lady Doesn't come out, he comes out. 40 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,590 Don't they ever Come out together? 41 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,925 Only in case of a tidal wave. 42 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,561 It's impossible. 43 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,876 I tune in to get the weather report, To find out if I can plant my tomatoes, 44 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,979 And they shove a little Old lady out of a house 45 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,381 Under an umbrella, and Tell you it's gonna rain. 46 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,439 They used to do that in the old Country, but with the gypsies. 47 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,442 Lisa. 48 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,589 They would shove out the Gypsy queen in a bathing suit 49 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,447 And if she turned blue, You knew it was cold. 50 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,384 Oh, boy! 51 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:06,918 One year she turned green. 52 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,054 That was the year When the locusts came 53 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:12,424 And ate big holes In the tambourines. 54 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,903 Lisa, I've got enough trouble. 55 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,006 If I'm going to plant Some tomatoes, 56 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:19,209 I've got to find out what the weather's Gonna be for the next couple of weeks. 57 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:22,200 Well... Well, I think you Could trust the little old lady. 58 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,136 She looked pretty honest to me. 59 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,205 But I didn't see the little Old man who lives next door. 60 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,918 Lisa, would you do me a favor? 61 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,342 What? 62 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,288 Tune the set on to fay Wray again, will you? 63 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,857 I want to see how she's Making out with king kong. 64 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,049 I saw it. She gets Away from him. 65 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:40,130 Well, watch it again and make Sure. I'm worried about her. 66 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,587 Oh, you're such a nice man. 67 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,790 With all your troubles, you Still worry about fay wray. 68 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,546 These the longest Oars you got, sam? 69 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,803 They're the only Ones I got, newt. 70 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,738 You sure this Slicker's waterproof? 71 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,675 Got a waterproof Label, ain't it, fred? 72 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,945 I don't care nothin' about The label being waterproof. 73 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,525 What about the slicker? 74 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,415 It'll shed water like a duck. 75 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,917 I'm going to need a Pair of oarlocks, too. 76 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:13,986 I'm all out. 77 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,132 Well, good morning, gentlemen. 78 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,689 Mornin', mr. Douglas. 79 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,170 Slickers are right here, the Life preservers are on the wall, 80 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:21,726 And the sandbags Are in the back. 81 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,795 What? 82 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,363 Sam's all out of oarlocks. 83 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,365 I don't want any oar... 84 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,779 You better get plenty of canned Goods and put up on your roof. 85 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:33,338 You never know how long you're gonna Be up there, before the helicopter comes. 86 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,051 What are you Fellows talking about? 87 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,075 Uh, mildred. 88 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,709 You want the Slicker or don't you? 89 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:38,854 Well, I... 90 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:39,956 Who's mildred? 91 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,140 The lady on the weather report. 92 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,250 Oh! 93 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,753 You mean that stupid little old Lady with the umbrella on t.V.? 94 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,622 Mr. Douglas, 95 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,858 Ain't you got no Respect for motherhood? 96 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,995 You better get yourself some Foul weather gear, mr. Douglas. 97 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,564 Yeah, when mildred comes Out with the umbrella, 98 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,966 You better run for high ground. 99 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,668 You can't be serious. 100 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,657 Well, mildred's Never been wrong yet. 101 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:12,177 Uh, mr. Drucker, I came to see About those tomato plants I ordered. 102 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,346 Oh, yeah, I got the Bill of ladin' right here. 103 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,115 They're on a train up in pixley. 104 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,461 Uh-huh, when will they be here? 105 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,452 Soon as they get The bridge fixed. 106 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,631 Is the bridge out? 107 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,887 No, but it will be. 108 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:26,158 Mildred's forecastin' A real beaut this time. 109 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,193 There's no rain in sight. 110 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:30,039 Uh, what about my tomato plants? 111 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,896 They'll be much Safer up in pixley. 112 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,798 Yeah, 113 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,202 No sense in plantin' them and then Watchin' them float downstream. 114 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,351 Gentlemen, look out the window. 115 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,386 See how bright the sun is? 116 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,221 There's not a cloud in the sky. 117 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:48,846 That's the way it looked just Before the johnstown flood. 118 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,216 I give up. 119 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,856 Then there was the big monkey On top of the empire state building, 120 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:01,965 With fay wray in one hand, and Hanging on with the other, and... 121 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,628 What are you talking about? 122 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,176 You told me to watch and See what happened to fay wray. 123 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,243 She was all right. 124 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,733 Oh, good. Eb! 125 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,269 After the movies, I saw The little old lady again. 126 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,317 This time she had a raincoat On with her umbrella. 127 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,840 Ah, fine, fine. Eb! 128 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:19,822 What are you made up for? 129 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,246 The drought. 130 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:22,814 What is a drought? 131 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,449 Dry weather. 132 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,262 But the little old Lady said that... 133 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,885 Will you forget The little old lady? 134 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,221 Yeah, she ain't reliable. 135 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,966 I take all my Weather from walter. 136 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:31,990 Walter? 137 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,125 W.T.B.Z.F.'s singing weatherman. 138 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,261 The singing... 139 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:39,275 You should have heard him this Morning, singing up a storm for a drought. 140 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,398 How'd that go again? 141 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,566 Oh, yeah. 142 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,035 ♪ the little old lady May have come out ♪ 143 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,572 ♪ but walter's takin' odds On a big long drought ♪ 144 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:49,882 That's very pretty. 145 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,783 Yeah, he writes All his own lyrics. 146 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,879 He's kind of the irving Berlin of the weathermen. 147 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,793 Eb, we've gotta go to pixley To pick up the tomato plants. 148 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,696 Now take that stupid outfit off. 149 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,253 Pixley's a pretty big town. 150 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,621 I oughta wear somethin'. 151 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,055 That is right. 152 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,091 He might get arrested For undecent explosion. 153 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,263 If he does, I'll bail him out. 154 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,564 You won't have to bail. 155 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,466 Walter says there Won't be no water. 156 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,200 Get dressed! Yes, sir. 157 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,621 Have you got my Tomato plants aboard? 158 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,489 Yes, sir, they're In the baggage car. 159 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:28,391 When are you getting Them into hooterville? 160 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,492 Right after the storm. 161 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:30,727 There ain't gonna be no storm. 162 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,150 Mildred said it's gonna rain. 163 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,630 Walter said it's gonna drought. 164 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:34,986 I don't care what walter said, 165 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:37,855 I'm not riskin' the train on A washed-out bridge, see? 166 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,836 The only thing that's gonna Wash out a bridge is a sandstorm. 167 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,405 Wait, wait, wait, Fellows, fellows, 168 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,763 All I want is to get My tomatoes planted. 169 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,231 You can't plant your Tomatoes in a cloudburst. 170 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,267 It isn't gonna rain. 171 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,736 Good for you, mr. Douglas, You're a walter man. 172 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,471 Uh, no, I'm not... 173 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,908 You see, charley, he's Finally showin' a little sense. 174 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,976 Very little. 175 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:03,315 Anybody that goes for a Walter prediction is a birdbrain. 176 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,127 I don't go for a Walter prediction. 177 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,984 I just want my tomato plants. 178 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,687 I'll get 'em for you. Hold it! 179 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,835 Charley, let him... 180 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:10,922 Mr. Douglas, 181 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,624 We're doin' this For your own good. 182 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:16,027 Your tomato plants will be Nice and dry inside the coach. 183 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,007 The heat in there Will wither 'em. 184 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,710 Are you gonna take my Tomato plants to hooterville? 185 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,766 No, sir. 186 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,868 If I get a truck, 187 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,281 Will you help eb load 'em? 188 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,371 No, sir. 189 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,351 I ain't gonna get no sunstroke. 190 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,441 Will you? 191 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,908 No, sir, I can't swim. 192 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,910 All right, 193 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,380 Eb and I will load Them ourselves. 194 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:36,548 Eb! 195 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,116 Huh, walter! 196 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,852 Mildred! 197 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,420 I think I felt a raindrop. 198 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,233 Oh, that's sunburn lotion. 199 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,858 Floyd smoot, you're A stubborn fool. 200 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,286 And that goes double for me! 201 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,005 Howdy, mr. Douglas. 202 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,607 Hi, mr. Haney. 203 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,108 I'm pretty busy today. 204 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,844 Oh, don't let me bother you. 205 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,747 What you doin'? 206 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,416 Well, what does it Look like I'm doing? 207 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:14,151 Well, it looks like you're Prospectin' for ants, 208 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,900 But that's wrong, ain't it? 209 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,022 I'm plantin'. 210 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,491 Plantin'? 211 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,727 Mr. Douglas, this Is your lucky day. 212 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,497 That remains to bo seen. 213 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,032 This is just what you need. 214 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,001 The 8th wonder of the world, 215 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,704 The haney automatic Soybean planter. 216 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,973 Well, it so happens, 217 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,509 That I'm planting tomatoes. 218 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,743 Tomatoes? 219 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,846 Mr. Douglas, you've just Had another lucky day. 220 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,550 There it is, the 9th Wonder of the world, 221 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,920 The haney automatic Tomato planter. 222 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:52,557 The, uh, 9th wonder of the World looks exactly like the 8th. 223 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,091 Uh, to the naked eye, yes. 224 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,727 But there is a Marked difference. 225 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,028 Like what? 226 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,798 One is for tomatoes, and The other's for soybeans. 227 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,778 I'm not, uh... 228 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,134 Mr. Douglas, 229 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:07,138 You are looking at the answer To every farmer's prayer. 230 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,840 A mechanized wetback. 231 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,142 Not interested. 232 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,446 Then I'll be glad to explain To you just how it works. 233 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,514 I don't... 234 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,527 You'll notice that the Front of the machine 235 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:20,217 Has an automatic hole digger, 236 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:25,056 Which operates on the same Theory as a dentist's drill. 237 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:29,226 It drills a hole exactly two And seven eighths inches deep. 238 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,062 Which is the ideal depth 239 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,699 Recommended by tomato Planters all over the world. 240 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,768 Uh, mr. Haney... 241 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:40,738 Once the hole is dug, the Drill automatically trips a lever 242 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:45,276 That releases the tomato Plant to slip through this chute 243 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:50,014 And down into the already dug Two and seven eighths inches hole. 244 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,483 Now you've got to admit 245 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:55,219 That this machine is A mechanical marvel. 246 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,955 I'm sure it is. 247 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:01,158 Then I can count on you for Financial backin' to build one? 248 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,794 Build one? 249 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,297 Well, how else are we gonna Know if it only works on the shade? 250 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,033 You mean, uh, all You've got is a drawing? 251 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,003 Well, all edison Had was a light bulb, 252 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,306 And a feelin' he ought to Have somethin' to plug it into. 253 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,841 How much can I put you down for? 254 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,877 Nothing. 255 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,357 You mean you're gonna continue Plantin' the old-fashioned way, 256 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,314 On your hands and knees? 257 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,682 That's right. 258 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,184 How about a pair of Foam rubber kneepads? 259 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,853 No, thanks. 260 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:32,323 A bottle of liniment for Your sure-to-be-sore back? 261 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,392 No. 262 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,226 How about some Weather insurance? 263 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,928 No, I... 264 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,295 Weather insurance? 265 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,032 You almost answered Too quick there. 266 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,501 What do you mean Weather insurance? 267 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:48,205 You can insure your crops Against any and all kinds of weather. 268 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,175 Oh, now, I... I might Be interested in that. 269 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,644 How much is it? 270 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,513 Well, uh, would you be Wanting one doll or 2? 271 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,749 A doll? 272 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,686 Genuine west indies voodoo doll. 273 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,622 The perfect weather insurance. 274 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,926 And this is the mildred hexer, 275 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,962 And this is the walter jinxer. 276 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,898 Just a few pins in The right places 277 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,301 And you can put the Weather wherever you want it. 278 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,471 Do you happen to Have a haney hexer? 279 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,973 No, I don't believe I do. 280 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,975 Oh. That's too bad. 281 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,888 Then, I'll have to start sticking The pins in you personally. 282 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,045 I'm on my way. 283 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,816 Aren't they beautiful? 284 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,563 Yes, but, uh, 285 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,753 Where are the tomatoes? 286 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,155 Well, they're not grown Yet. I just planted 'em. 287 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,992 Oh, the tomatoes grow Right on top of the plants? 288 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,228 No, no, uh, first the plants Have to grow into the vines. 289 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,197 Oh, the tomato vines? 290 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,431 Yeah. 291 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,868 But I always thought that All vines come from grapes. 292 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,369 What? 293 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,305 They have red vines 294 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,940 And white vines... 295 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,642 You mean wine. 296 00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:00,411 Wines is what they grow on, 297 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,648 Like your tomatoes are Going to grow on wines. 298 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,318 Please, lisa. I'd like To get into a hot tub 299 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,864 And into bed. I'm pretty tired. 300 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,766 There's going to be A full moon tonight. 301 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,490 Yeah. 302 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,827 That goes to show how much that Little old lady knows, and that walter. 303 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,762 Ain't mr. Douglas Gonna have supper? 304 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,364 No. He went to bed Without it. He was tired. 305 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,700 You ought to give him some Of that dessert you made. 306 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,468 That'll put a Little life into him. 307 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,470 Yes, maybe it would. 308 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,745 Oliver. Oliver. 309 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,979 Huh, what? 310 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,447 I'm glad you're awake. 311 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,116 Huh? 312 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,350 I brought you dessert. 313 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,087 I don't want any dessert. 314 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,656 But it's a surprise. 315 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,301 Do you... Do you have a match? 316 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,104 Now what do you Need a match for? 317 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,794 Oh, here is one. 318 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,834 What's that? 319 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,568 Crepe suzette. 320 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,003 Crepe suzette? 321 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,683 I took a hotcake and I lit it. 322 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,440 Lisa, put it out. You want To burn the house down? 323 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,388 But you always used To like french cooking. 324 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,880 I'd like to get some Sleep. I'm tired. 325 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,085 Oliver. 326 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,230 What? 327 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,254 Would you mind if I watch television? 328 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,857 No. 329 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,160 But keep the sound down. 330 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,494 All right. 331 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,045 as you can see, 332 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,468 the little old lady has Gone back into her house. 333 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,115 the little old man has come out 334 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,250 of his house to look For the little old lady 335 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,608 to tell her to put Away her umbrella. 336 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,110 it's not going to rain. 337 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,914 now there's fair weather ahead! 338 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,749 and we remind you, 339 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,396 the opinions expressed by the Little old man and the little old lady 340 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,187 are opinions of their own, 341 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,295 and do not necessarily Reflect the views of this station. 342 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,258 Turn that thing off. 343 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,626 344 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,263 Darling, 345 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,766 Did you hear what they Said about the little old man? 346 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:04,135 It's going to be fair. There's going to be no rain. 347 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,115 I don't need him To tell me that. 348 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,040 That's what I have Been saying all day. 349 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,808 Do you want me to Turn on the radio 350 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,610 And see what walter Is singing about? 351 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,511 Just let me sleep. 352 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,480 Oliver! 353 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,549 One of these days you're Going to be a little man 354 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,284 And you'll come out Of your own house 355 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,954 And nobody's going to look at You because you're such a grouch. 356 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:26,542 And that will be the Happiest day of my life! 357 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,711 ♪ 358 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,107 Hello, there. Hello. 359 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,157 So you're the fellow Who lives next door. 360 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,058 Yes. 361 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,293 Are you a bachelor? 362 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,294 Yes. 363 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,428 So am I. 364 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,729 Only a girl. 365 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,144 Yeah, I noticed that. 366 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,401 How come I've never Seen you before? 367 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,815 Well, we're not supposed To be out here together. 368 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,972 Are you a fink for The weather bureau? 369 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,507 No, I'm not! 370 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,943 Any connection with Beully's car wash? 371 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,577 No. 372 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,457 Are you related to fay wray? 373 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,559 I think you better Go back in the house. 374 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,517 I can't. It's going to rain. 375 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,165 No, it's going to be clear and Cold, that's why I'm out here. 376 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,155 Well, then I guess I'd better go in. 377 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,128 Where do you think you're going? 378 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,974 It's getting chilly Out here, I thought... 379 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,201 You're not going to give me that Stale line about checking my barometer? 380 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,669 No, it's, uh, just That it's cold. 381 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,671 It's going to get a lot colder. 382 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,840 Bye. 383 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,308 It's cold. 384 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,909 It's cold! 385 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,144 It's cold! 386 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,747 It's cold. 387 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,323 Lisa, you've got All the blanket. 388 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,091 Oh, it's freezing. 389 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,559 So am I. 390 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,409 Freezing? 391 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,868 There's frost all Over the ground. 392 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,438 My tomato plants! 393 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,907 Come on, hurry up! 394 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,808 I'm comin', I'm comin'. 395 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,020 What's the matter? 396 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,414 There's frost. 397 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,229 There can't be, walter the Weatherman didn't sing up a frost. 398 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,486 I don't care what walter The weatherman sang up. 399 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,074 The temperature's dropped, the Little plants are gonna freeze, 400 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,590 I'll lose my whole Crop. Come on. 401 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,125 What are we gonna do? 402 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,072 We'll pull them out of the Ground, and back in the flats, 403 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,396 And get them in where It's warm. Hurry up. 404 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,836 Darling, did you get them all? 405 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,906 Yes. 406 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,206 Are they all frozen? 407 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,651 Not half as much as me. 408 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,720 Hey, don't stand In front of the fire. 409 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,944 But I'm freezin'. 410 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,253 Chop some more wood. 411 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,180 Do you realize I'm On triple overtime. 412 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,017 Will you chop the wood? 413 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,797 That's what you get for depending On a couple of senile characters, 414 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,366 In a swiss chalet, For your weather. 415 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,990 Well, they're entitled to goof. 416 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,179 Not with my Tomatoes, they aren't. 417 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,397 Well, they're all right. You Can plant them tomorrow, 418 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,932 If it doesn't rain. 419 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,535 I don't plant them until I get An accurate weather report. 420 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,843 Now, come on to bed. 421 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,954 Mr. Douglas! Mr. Douglas! 422 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,810 Mr. Douglas! 423 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,180 Kimball, what's the matter? 424 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,093 Mr. Douglas, I hate to say this. 425 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,728 Well, I don't hate to say it. 426 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,585 I have to say it. 427 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,886 Say what? 428 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,788 Ok. What? 429 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,190 There, I said it. 430 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,499 Now you know the worst. 431 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,603 No, not the worst. 432 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,127 The worst is, 433 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,041 Somebody sneaked into your Field in the middle of the night 434 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,442 And stole all your Tomato plants. 435 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,598 Mr. Kimball... 436 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,911 There's nothing There but 600 holes 437 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,379 And a bunch of Disappointed weeds. 438 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,403 Come on in. 439 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,506 Oh, you got your Tomato plants back. 440 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,408 Who had them. I did. 441 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,055 Then why did you Report them stolen? 442 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,080 I didn't. I brought them in last Night because of the frost. 443 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,026 I don't think that was A very smart move. 444 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,661 Well, what would you have done? 445 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,685 About what? 446 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,586 The sudden cold snap. 447 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,456 Oh, I would have Gotten another blanket. 448 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,525 Tomato plants are Not as smart as you. 449 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,894 Tomatoes are the Dumbest of all plants. 450 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,531 You know, their I.Q. Is hardly Above what a 6-year-old child's is. 451 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,900 Then I'm glad I brought them in. 452 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,714 Well, you never should have planted them, Knowing there was gonna be a cold snap. 453 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,516 How am I supposed to know that? 454 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,874 The nut on television Is predicting rain. 455 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,843 The numbskull on the radio is Singing a song about the drought. 456 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,256 Isn't there anybody around here 457 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,192 Who can give me accurate Weather information? 458 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,615 Of course. 459 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,895 If you want fast, accurate, Up-to-the-minute weather information, 460 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,430 Just pick up the Phone and call me. 461 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,088 I'll give you the latest Scientific forecast. 462 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,024 You have a weather station? 463 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,958 No, an almanac. 464 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,093 You go by... 465 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,361 Richard poor's. 466 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,697 Founded and written By franklin benjamin. 467 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,700 I've found the almanac To be almost infallible. 468 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:04,968 Well, not almost, 469 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,770 And not infallible. 470 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,206 It's usually right Some of the time. 471 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,875 Now here's what it Says for last night. 472 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,855 "Salads are made, Salads are tossed. 473 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,847 Don't plant tomatoes Because of the frost." 474 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,716 The almanac predicted A frost like that? 475 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,120 What's it say about today? 476 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,189 "Today's the day For hunting grouse, 477 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:28,392 So get your tomatoes Out of the house." 478 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,062 Well, I guess you Know what to do now. 479 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,097 Yes, I do. 480 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,965 But there's a law against it. 481 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,913 Well, I guess I better be going. 482 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,403 Yeah, you'd better. 483 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,837 Oh, if I see the sheriff, 484 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,442 I'll tell him to keep an eye Out for your tomato plants. 485 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,344 Oliver, oliver. I just saw t.V., 486 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,414 And guess what's going on High atop of beully's car wash? 487 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,984 The little old man came out Wearing earmuffs and schnowshoes, 488 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,421 And the little old lady was In her house fixing hot cocoa. 489 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,257 Which means it's going To be a big schnowstorm. 490 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,205 I see. Now yesterday, they Predicted rain, we had a frost. 491 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,374 - today, they're... - mr. Douglas! 492 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,597 Mr. Douglas, 493 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,377 I just heard walter The weatherman. 494 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,467 The drought's over. 495 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,535 Good. 496 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,003 But there's a Hailstorm on its way. 497 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,006 I see. Now, we've got Snow predicted, and hail. 498 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,909 So based on yesterday's Prediction of rain and/or drought, 499 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,390 It's safe to say that today Should be fair and warmer. 500 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,547 Get the tomato plants Back in the ground. 501 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,016 Here you are, darling. Not one at a time. 502 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,624 I'm sorry, newt, I can't exchange Those oars for snowshoes. 503 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,026 How about this slicker? 504 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,639 Can I turn it in for a mackinaw? 505 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:38,729 Nope. 506 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,874 But mildred said... 507 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,365 How are you, gentlemen? 508 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,933 Oh, mr. Douglas. 509 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,702 Would you like to Buy a pair of oars? 510 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,870 No, thanks. 511 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,607 How about a guaranteed Waterproof slicker? 512 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,809 All I want is some stakes For my tomato plants. 513 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,978 You ain't gonna Plant them again? 514 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,313 We've already started. 515 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,959 But it's gonna snow tonight. 516 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,049 Or hail. 517 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,795 Not according to my information. 518 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,787 I called the united states Weather bureau in washington. 519 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,435 And I got the latest weather Report for this region. 520 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,192 The long-range prediction is 521 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,794 Warm weather from now on. 522 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,095 It is? 523 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,009 Well, I guess, they Ought to know. 524 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,301 They've got all them big Buildings in washington. 525 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,414 I'm goin' home right Now and start plantin'. 526 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,516 Me, too. 527 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,005 Now you're making sense. 528 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,274 Mmm, let's hope you are. 529 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,219 What's that? I don't know. 530 00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:38,656 Mr. Douglas. Open up. 531 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,391 Mr. Ziffel! 532 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,159 I wonder what's wrong? 533 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,927 Oh! It's chilly. 534 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,167 Douglas! 535 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,269 What's the matter? 536 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,338 Can we come inside and talk? 537 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,906 We're freezin'. 538 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,374 You're freezing? 539 00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,009 Yeah, come on in. 540 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,779 Mr. Douglas, 541 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,215 We're in big trouble. 542 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:05,982 Yeah, especially you. 543 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,896 The thermometer's D-d-down to 30. 544 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,186 And still fallin'. 545 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,733 We've been p-plantin' All day on your say-so. 546 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,491 It wasn't my say-so, it was the United states weather bureau... 547 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,227 Oh, my... My poor tomato plants! 548 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,195 What are we gonna do? 549 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,832 Hello, there. 550 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,111 Evenin', ma'am. 551 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,401 Darling, what's going on? 552 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,736 There's another frost. 553 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,916 Our... Our crops Are going to freeze. 554 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:31,575 Why don't you use one of those things Bob hope always makes jokes about? 555 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,210 Smudge pots? 556 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,579 No, we ain't got no smudge pots. 557 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,515 If you fellows are cold, I'll Make you something warm to eat. 558 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,729 No, they don't want an... 559 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,520 Oh, yes. They do! 560 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,669 Gentlemen, our crops are saved! 561 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,164 Darling. 562 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,311 Darling, here is another batch. 563 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,946 Yeah, but it ain't Coming out even. 564 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,748 We got more suzettes Than we have pots. 565 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,072 Well, then, throw them On the ground and light 'em. 566 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,374 Yes, sir. 567 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,143 Oh, darling, 568 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,790 Mr. Ziffel came back for Another batch, but mr. Kiley didn't. 569 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,847 Ah, well, I don't think He'll be back tonight. 570 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,950 Why not? He ate one. 571 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:17,521 Oliver, that is no way to talk to a Woman who just saved your crops. 572 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,390 Yes, you did. 573 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,160 And in years to come, on cold nights When the frost is covering the ground, 574 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,128 People are sitting Around their fireplaces, 575 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,431 They'll tell the Story of lisa douglas, 576 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,534 The woman who single-handedly Gave the whole valley heartburn. 577 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,135 Humph. 578 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:19,462 this has been a filmways Presentation, darling. 39432

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